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Posted: 29 January 2005 at 8:05am | IP Logged
 
At 4.30 am the telephone rings.  "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house  caretaker"

  "Ah yes, Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

  "Um, I am just calling to  advise you, sir, that your parrot died"

  "My parrot? Dead? The one  that won the competition?"

 
  "That's the one."

  "Darn! That's such  a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird.
   Oh well.........how did he die?"

   "From eating rotten  meat."

   "Rotten meat? Who gave him rotten meat?"

   "Nobody. He ate the meat  of one of the dead horses."

   "Dead horse? What dead  horse Arnaldo?"

   "Why, those pure  breed ones that you had, sir. They died
    from all that work pulling the  water cart."

   "Are you  insane, Arnaldo? What water cart?"

  "The one we used to  put out the fire."

   "Good Lord!  What fire are you talking about, man?"

   "The one at  your house! A candle fell and then the
    curtain caught on  fire."

   "What  the.....!!!  But there's electricity at the house!!!!

    What  was the candle for???"

  "For the funeral."

  "WHAT BLOODY  FUNERAL???!!!!!"

  "Your mother's!    She showed up  one night out of the blue  and I
    thought she was a thief, so I shot  her."

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wow, what a way to twist things LOL

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