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Jem4Himesh IF-Sizzlerz

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Posts: 10839

Posted: 29 January 2005 at 8:04am | IP Logged
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
1 half-gallon of 2% milk,
1 carton of eggs,
1 quart of orange juice,
1 head of romaine lettuce,
1 2lb. can of coffee,
1 1lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated," You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."

bas02 Goldie

Joined: 06 November 2004
Posts: 2148

Posted: 29 January 2005 at 9:58am | IP Logged
aww poor woman!
sweetyvk Senior Member

Joined: 03 December 2004
Posts: 256

Posted: 29 January 2005 at 2:18pm | IP Logged thats mean
popkurn IF-Rockerz

Joined: 01 December 2004
Posts: 5186

Posted: 29 January 2005 at 10:37pm | IP Logged

AngryAngry...she should of said "Have u ever looked in the mirror?" And then if the man said "Yes" she should of said "If u were wondering who that ugly big beast was u" i now its a joke but that would be funny lol!

fatty1 Goldie

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Posts: 1643

Posted: 08 February 2005 at 4:28pm | IP Logged
*~Sapna~* IF-Rockerz

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Posts: 6537

Posted: 08 February 2005 at 6:56pm | IP Logged
Angryvery mean
*~sheena*~ Senior Member

Joined: 18 November 2004
Posts: 528

Posted: 08 February 2005 at 11:01pm | IP Logged
hahaha.. datz so MEAN lOLZ LOL
mumbai_masti Senior Member

Joined: 08 February 2005
Posts: 631

Posted: 09 February 2005 at 3:25am | IP Logged
ha ha ha ha ha.....

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