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Waht`s two plus two ??

jas Goldie
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Posted: 28 January 2005 at 11:57pm | IP Logged
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?"
The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before returning to the board room and announcing, "Four."
The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the same questions. Before answering the last question, he excused himself, made for the library, and did a great deal of research. After a consultation with the United States Bureau of Standards and many calculations, he also announced "Four."
The lawyer was interviewed last, and was asked the same questions. At the end of his interview, before answering the last question, he drew all the shades in the room, looked outside the door to see if anyone was there, checked the telephone for listening devices, and asked,
"How much do you want it to be?"

popkurn IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 29 January 2005 at 10:40pm | IP Logged
i dunt get itConfused
HeavenlyBliss. IF-Addictz
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Posted: 30 January 2005 at 8:25am | IP Logged
i kinda get itConfused
PreityGirl Senior Member
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Posted: 30 January 2005 at 10:26pm | IP Logged
Confused i got the engineer and physicist but not lawyer.
jas Goldie
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Posted: 31 January 2005 at 11:29am | IP Logged
lawyers are famous in changing the truth (we have seen lwayers do thi...lawyers can change the truth by twisting it or by interpreting it in different ways)so that is why the lawyer asked to the person who was interviewing him 'how much that person wants the result to be?' so that he can change it..Big smile
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Posted: 08 February 2005 at 4:19pm | IP Logged
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*~sheena*~ Senior Member
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Posted: 08 February 2005 at 11:07pm | IP Logged
o lolz ! nice joke!
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