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honeydaisy

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Posted: 11 October 2009 at 3:54am | IP Logged

Big smileHow to take care of your wife:


In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.



Here is a guide to the point system: Wink


SIMPLE DUTIESBig smile


-- You make the bed (+1)
-- You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
-- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
-- You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
-- In the rain (+8)
-- But return with Beer (-5)
-- You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
-- You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
-- It's her pet (-10
)


SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS Big smile


-- You stay by her side the entire party (0)
-- You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
-- Named Tina (-4)
-- Tina is a dancer (-10)

HER BIRTHDAY Big smile


-- You take her out to dinner (0)
-- You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
-- Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
-- And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
-- It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)




A NIGHT OUT Big smile


-- You take her to a movie (+2)
-- You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
-- You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
-- You take her to a movie you like (-2)
-- It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
-- You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)


YOUR PHYSIQUE Big smile


-- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
-- You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)




ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION Big smile


-- She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
-- You hesitate in responding (-10)
-- You reply, "Where?" (-35)
-- Any other response (-20)





COMMUNICATION
Big smile


-- When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _____expression (0)
-- You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
-- You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
-- She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)


 
 
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Posted: 12 October 2009 at 5:56am | IP Logged
OMG!!! this is fantastic!!!!!
 
How cute is this and more importantly, TRUE...

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Posted: 12 October 2009 at 4:27pm | IP Logged
Lol this is interesting!

And cute too.... I guess true to some extent.

But this is a two way road so hopefully the wife takes care of him just as well.

-Mahi

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Posted: 17 October 2009 at 5:35am | IP Logged
hahahah quite funny bt may help ma love hehehehehe

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do you have for MIL,FIL,Sister,Husband,Lover?

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Originally posted by honeydaisy

YOUR PHYSIQUE Big smile

-- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
-- You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

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-- You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)



LMAO!

-8000 pionts LOL



SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS Big smile
-- You stay by her side the entire party (0)


awww, why's that 0 points?
i would give + 10 :D

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