Ghosts have no sense of passing time. [That would be so hard staying stuck in time forever😕 How do they pass time?😆]
Ghosts have a sense of humor and love to hear humans laugh. [I gotta stop laffing randomly -_-]
Sometimes ghosts get bored with their surroundings. [Who wouldn't?😆]
Most ghosts are happy, but some still cling to an emotional pain. [How come we only hear of scary encounters with ghots then and no lovey dovey ones?😆]
They can appear to the living in dreams. [Hawww does this mean everyone who has appeared in my dreams is a ghost???😲]
They can leave behind certain scents, such as perfume. [I think my dorm is haunted then😆 There are always random perfume smells in here😳😳]
They can make sounds that are audible. [I can't even hear humans properly so not expecting to hear any ghost calls soon😆]
They use their energies and ours to move things. [Don't know about theirs but I am mostly out of energy -.-]
They are pranksters. [Can they please pray a prank on Raki Sawant? I wanna see her reaction😆]
They usually appear as intense balls of light called orbs that are neon blue or violet. [Sounds more like a disco ball -.-]
Ghosts favor night due to the decrease in daytime energy use.
Ghosts may appear as mists or vapors.
A hooded black smoky figure is a dark entity and you should be careful around them. They usually appear at the foot of beds. [Should I start keeping a baseball bat close to me just in case?😛]
Some alleged hauntings are actually a "residue," which is a past event that replays itself over and over. [This one lost me]
Certain places are portals or vortexes where ghosts transport themselves. [My room🤡]
Hauntings are most intense around children entering puberty, as kids this age are emitting immense amounts of energy.
Ghosts can read your thoughts. [What's the point? It's not like they gonna help you😆]
Ghosts retain all the memories and emotions of their lives. [I am soooooo haunting certain people after I die *evil laff*]
Sometimes ghosts are trapped and need to be released. Let them know they can move on. [How are we supposed to do that?😕 Just talk to them in air and make people think you have gone cukcoo?🤪]
Noisy, troublesome ghosts are known as poltergeists
If a spirit was a jerk while living, they will probably still be a jerk while a ghost. [hahaha so jerks never leave their jerkiness eh. FIGURES😳]
Ghosts hang out in cliques with other ghosts. [Awwwwww man don't tell they got those snobby b****** cliques as well. Damn imma have to kick a$$ even after I die😳]
Ghosts make friends with other ghosts from different eras.
If you hear a strange whisper in your ear when sleeping, it is probably a ghost. [or maybe the person sleeping next to you genius -.-]
Ghosts do not sleep.
Ghosts like to climb up and down stairs at night. [Must be trying to burn some calories to chop that ghost chick😎]
Most ghosts can't or won't hurt you. [Is there a written guarantee for that?😳]
Animals can see or sense spirits, that's why you often see them just staring intensely at what appears to be nothing. [My dog stares at me like that mostly when I am acting like a clown. Does that mean he must sense me as a ghost?🤔]
If you are being haunted, if you simply ask them to leave, they will. Say something like "I know you are here but you are scaring me please leave." [If humans don't pay any heed when you ask them something nicely why do ghosts? -.-]
When a ghost enters a room, the room usually gets cold. [Ghosts must love winter🐷]
Animal ghosts exist and have been sighted.
Children perceive ghosts as imaginary friends. [I have an imaginary friend and I AM NOT A CHILD😳]
They are pranksters. [Can they please pray a prank on Raki Sawant? I wanna see her reaction😆]