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Posted: 14 years ago
Canada 's favourite joke:

 

When Nasa first started sending up astronauts, they discovered ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat the problem, Nasa scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C.


The Russians used a pencil.

 
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America 's favourite joke:

Two friends are playing golf at their local course. One is about to chip on to the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.


He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: "That is the most touching thing I have ever seen. I never knew you were such a sensitive man."

The man replies: "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."


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                          Northern Ireland 's favourite joke:

 


A doctor says to his patient: "I have bad news and worse news."

"Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the patient.

The doctor replies: "You only have 24 hours to live."

"That's terrible," says the patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?"

The doctor replies: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

 

 

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                                England 's favourite joke:

 



Two weasels are sitting at a bar. One starts to insult the other.

He screams: "I've slept with your mother!"

The bar gets quiet as everyone listens for what the other weasel will say.

The first one yells again: "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"

At last, the other says: "Go home, dad, you're drunk."

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                                       Australia 's favourite joke:

This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking all strung out.

She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry, my skin all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me?"

The doctor looks her over and calmly says: "Well, I can tell you there's nothing wrong with your eyesight…"

 


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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a
country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI

 

 

No Offend 2 Any1


Edited by k-ekta fan - 14 years ago
Posted: 14 years ago
haha i really like all these jokes :P
cant even pick a favorite! ....but i really liked the one where NASA spent 2 million dollars to make something to write with when the russians used a pencil 😆
Posted: 14 years ago
kam wali bai was the best well i cant resist laughing some one help 🤣
Posted: 14 years ago
hehe... good ones... t4s
Posted: 14 years ago

A doctor says to his patient: "I have bad news and worse news."

"Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the patient.

The doctor replies: "You only have 24 hours to live."

"That's terrible," says the patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?"

The doctor replies: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

😆!!!! awww poor patient lol

Posted: 14 years ago
Nice jokes
 
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