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Khaya

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Posted: 04 September 2009 at 6:51am | IP Logged

An email I received

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

  (1) Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)   Five Minutes:   If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before      helping around the house.
(3)   Nothing:   This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)   Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)   Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)   That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks:   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever:   Is a woman's way of saying   F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:   Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

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missindia26

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Posted: 04 September 2009 at 8:03am | IP Logged

Haha they're all so true, especially fine, 5 mins and I'll do it!

And sorry as well, girls say this so much more than guys

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Posted: 04 September 2009 at 8:30am | IP Logged

I say 1 minute, and that 1 minute never ends haha!

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shonaveer

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Posted: 09 September 2009 at 6:33am | IP Logged

hehe.. 100% true...

Little Foot

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Posted: 13 September 2009 at 4:49am | IP Logged

Five minutes & Thanks is totally me. Haha.

Gooddddd =) TFS.

Inspector Sahib

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Posted: 14 September 2009 at 9:58am | IP Logged

that was really funny LOL

moonlight44

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Posted: 14 September 2009 at 4:03pm | IP Logged

thats soo true

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Posted: 14 September 2009 at 4:48pm | IP Logged

These are all true LOL

especially 4 and 1

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