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Khaya IF-Stunnerz
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Posted: 04 September 2009 at 6:51am | IP Logged
An email I received
 
NINE  WORDS WOMEN USE   
      
  (1) Fine:   This  is the word women use to end an argument when they are  right and you need to shut up.   
(2)
  Five  Minutes:   If  she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five  minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given  five more minutes to watch the game before        helping  around  the house.   
(3)
  Nothing:   This  is the calm before the storm. This means something, and  you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with  nothing usually end in fine.   
(4)
  Go  Ahead:   This  is a dare, not permission. Don't Do  It!  
(5)
  Loud  Sigh:   This  is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often  misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are  an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing  here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #  3 for the meaning of nothing.)  
(6)
  That's  Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can  make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long  and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for  your mistake.   
(7)
Thanks:   A  woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say  you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is  true,  unless  she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is  not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .  that will bring on a  'whatever').   
(8)
Whatever:   Is  a woman's way of saying   F-- YOU!   
(9)
Don't  worry about it, I got it:   Another  dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a  woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing  it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's  wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #  3.   
*  Send this to the men you know, to warn them about  arguments they can avoid  if they remember the  terminology.   
*  Send this to all the women you know to give them a good  laugh, cause they know it's  true!!!

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Posted: 04 September 2009 at 8:03am | IP Logged
Haha they're all so true, especially fine, 5 mins and I'll do it!
And sorry as well, girls say this so much more than guys
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Posted: 04 September 2009 at 8:30am | IP Logged
I say 1 minute, and that 1 minute never ends haha!

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Posted: 09 September 2009 at 6:33am | IP Logged
hehe.. 100% true...
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Posted: 13 September 2009 at 4:49am | IP Logged
Five minutes & Thanks is totally me. Haha.
Gooddddd =) TFS.
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Posted: 14 September 2009 at 9:58am | IP Logged
that was really funny LOL
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Posted: 14 September 2009 at 4:03pm | IP Logged
thats soo true
Sujal_Fan_No1 Goldie
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Posted: 14 September 2009 at 4:48pm | IP Logged
These are all trueLOL especially 4 and 1

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