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Laughter ............ Chemistry!

KK_lassi Senior Member
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Posted: 10 September 2004 at 6:36am | IP Logged

Chemical analysis of laughter

State:

Laughter is a gaseous form of matter and it occurs in the vapor form, when it is in excess.

Occurrence:

It is a cosmopolitan gas found in abundance at the back benches of a classroom, Slight traces of this gas may be found sometimes on the stern faces of the professors, it usually occurs in the combined state, but, native state is not very uncommon. In the combined state it occurz as = hahahhaheheehehhihihihohohhohohohhahaha

Preparation:

There are no hard and fast rules about the preparation in classrooms. It can b prepared in classroom

Therefore:

1: teachers + fluctuation in pronunciations = laughter

2: back benchers + mischief = laughter

Chemical properties:

1: if mischievous students are added as catalyst to the noise, they accelerate the reaction and sometimes the reaction also goes to a step further………. And a 'get out' is produced.

2: when in abundance, it produces a very high temperature in class:

3 laughter + 8 laughter = 100 degree Celsius of teacher

3: when scolding is added to it, a new substance is formed:

Laughter + scolding = tears.

Physical properties:

A Colorless

and

Odorless gas.

It tastes sweet in one who produce it, but, often sour to others.

Always accompanied with the exposure of 32 teeth.

Uses:

1: use to eliminate the element of boredom during a lecture

2: used sometimes for teasing and tormenting others

Test:

Can be detected by its noise or by the mischievous facial expressions

 

Result:

Therefore, its concluded that

laughter is highly contagious,

Explosive and highly recommended.

 

hope u njoyed it!!!

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Posted: 10 September 2004 at 10:38am | IP Logged
A Barrel of Laughs KK! LOL
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Posted: 10 September 2004 at 10:41am | IP Logged
What a "scientific gaseous" thesis LOL
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Posted: 11 September 2004 at 8:07am | IP Logged
cool one KK LOL
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thx kuWink
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i suddenly remembered that i have a chemistry test today!Cry
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all the bestThumbs Up
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Posted: 14 September 2004 at 8:35am | IP Logged
Originally posted by mirror

i suddenly remembered that i have a chemistry test today!Cry

good luck to you... Smile

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