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Posted: 27 January 2005 at 11:47am | IP Logged
Cool Love Letter with a Fitting Reply

A collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl, whom he wanted to
marry, but he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So
he decided to go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a
letter of proposal to her.

THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE ......

My Darling

Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much
meditation, I have a strong inclination to become your relation.

As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication,
that I have passed my matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and
very little concentrated preparation. What you say to the solemnization
of our marriage celebration according to the population of the present
generation.

On your approbation of this application, I shall make preparation to
improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of the joy and exultation
of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion.

I remain,
A victim of your fascination


THE GIRL REPLIES

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congaratulations for your lengthy narration, of course, full of affection,
aimed at an affliction for a combination, which on examination, I find it
a fine presentation of your co-operation, but your inclination to become
my relation should embrace more qualification so that you may reach high
position.

You have passed the matriculation examination with little concentration
and preparartion. What about my graduation after much concentration and
botheration? So improve your situation in education and make an application
by acquisition of post graduation, the minimum qualification for the
consideration of our marriage celebration. After your education, attend
the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation, undergo
beautification.

Further, strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation
for determination of our relation:

1. Consultation with my parents before approaching for any connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of "any
other" fascination, and
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of solid action of continuation of proper conversation.

Unaffected by your affection

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