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Posted: 27 January 2005 at 11:26am
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Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating. In fourteen
days, I lost exactly two weeks.
Joe E. Lewis
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life ........unless
I buy something.
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I
have been searching for evidence which could support this.
If your phone has been disconnected for any reason, call now.
Erik Estrada, in a commercial for Smoke Signals telephone service.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
The amount of sleep required by the average person is about
five minutes more.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some
men should be happier than others.
A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love.
Just ask yourself this one question: Would I mind being
financially destroyed by this person?
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Recently I performed at an animal rights barbecue.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin,
we go to heaven - Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven.
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Joined: 06 November 2004
Posted: 27 January 2005 at 11:29am
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cool, thnx rouble
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