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Posted: 09 September 2004 at 11:54pm | IP Logged

10. A chain of "Bhaskar-RaoBins" ice cream stores all over the country,
    in collaboration with Baskin Robins.

9. Kraft will make "PARAMESAN CHEESE" at Madras, in collaboration with
   Parameswaran & Co.

8. Kentucky Fried Chicken will open its chain of Indian version, to be
named, "KARNATAKI FLY-ED CHICKEN" and will be headquartered at Bangalore.

7. Pizza Hut will open a chain, in the back alleys of all cities, its
   version, to be named:"PICHHE HUT". Headquarters: Kanpur. PICHHE =
   means back-alleys for the uneducated

6. McDonalds will open its fast food restaurants to be named:
   "McDosalu".  Hqs. Hyderabad. Main menu: Idli and Dosa.
 
5. Mr. Submarine will name its restaurants as "Mr. SUBRAMANI", to be
   headquartered at Madras.
 
4. Red Carpets coloured with biodegradable (hence environmentally
   friendly) red PAAN. Juice extracts will enjoy duty-free status in US.
 
3. Dallas Cowboys will own a new franchise: Dilli's COW-BHAIS, to teach
   Indians how to play Football.... with hands.

2. Duty-free import of Ambassador cars into USA, as long as they are not
   used outside of Demolition Derby.

1. Internal Revenue Service will provide technology transfer of its Tax
   System software to Indian Income Tax Dept and to be named: "UNCLE SHYAM".

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Posted: 11 September 2004 at 8:45am | IP Logged
LOLLOL cute Kanchi!
kanchi Goldie
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Posted: 11 September 2004 at 6:22pm | IP Logged
thx anjali
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