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A man will pay Rs. 200 for a Rs. 100 item, if he wants it. A woman will pay Rs. 100 for a Rs. 200 item that she doesn't want because it's on sale.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and don't expect to understand her at all.

A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

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