#Ria Ka Adda (special): The Adda Kreationz - Page 2

Posted: 14 years ago
Poetry continued...
 
An

Arohi you disappoint me,
What all were you eating,
Do not tell me a full lie,
Or, you will get a good spanking..

KS to Punji


You love her,
She loves you not,
I'll tie the nuptial knot,
While you hold your heart

Punji to KS

Keep dreaming man,
Do not tell me your tale,
Me the real monkey with tail,
Soon will jump and unmask a conman ...


Anjana 

@Minnie

They sprinted from the discourse

leaving us the empty race course

My money is on the springy hunk

The other one is a total drunk

He will snow Black Beauty with his bunk

But, the dove will not abandon the hunk

Coldy07

The world for Arjun is Arohi
They are in love like crazy
KS building castles in the air
He better fly away with his hair! 😛

Sanjukta

they were better off in the terrace singing:

chori chori chhora chhori chhat pe milengey
aur khelengey prem game
bacche aur papaji fullstop dalega
par romance rahega same
on the roof, in the rain
contrast mein aaj dekho diya kitna pain 😡

Anjana

@An..

bye bye birdie

don't be tardy

Punji is kinda hardy

But, KS is not his buddy

And HP is totally fuddy

only mohan is a daddy

Minnie

@ Anjana

The dove wont abandon the hunk
But will leave him alone for sometime to dunk
Dunk he will in a bucket of tears
In the end they will unite on a beach lets check
Running from both ends like two train wrecks 😆

1dream (Farha)

Ooh speaking of HP...I got a little poem for our stud muffin...

Black Beauty oh black beauty
You carry yourslef in that dhoti with such divinity
So as not to care that others see you as a fruity

With skin so deep brown complexioned
And eyes of a light brown covered by bifoculs

And hair made of curls oscillating in a unique groove

You just make my heart move.

Anjana

@Coldy

The world for Arjun stops with Arohi

But, the world won't let them be

KS is building castles in the air

That he and HP will soon share

HP will then make Punji run like a hare

Arohi all alone will become a bear

Coldy

Aro Arjun playing hide and seek
They hope no one comes to peek
This way love is so much fun
Even if HP is on da run!


Minnie

@Farha Sanju and Coldy:

HP the Dhotiman
Has turned to Shaktiman
He's trying, spying away
Fighting useless mannequins on the way

Anjana

KS thinks love is on sale at ebay

But, Punji knows where is sale of the day

And he won't let HP keep him away

From his precious sunshine ka ray

Farha

@Minnie, Sanju, & Coldy

Bachna ae haseeno ...HP aagaya                                                     

Karan ka aashiq                                                                                      

Arjun ka dushman                                                                                          

Lo mein dhoti uta ke aagaya

Minnie

HP the dhoti king
Makes Punji sing
Not love songs you fools
But koi mujhe jungli buddhe se bachao 😉

Coldy

Love makes us happy and romantic
We forget thinking systematic
But Alas if something goes wrong
It is hurts us all along
Aruhi saw this all whatever
We hope they always remain together 😊

Anjana

KMH STORY

Jab we first actually met

All i felt for you was hate

Yet you made me smile

Although i was in denial

So we fought for nought

After which flowers i bought

Flowers for what? your smile

Still there was only denial

A friend said you were my wife

In jest i promised you my life

Then i finally knew i was in true love

But, got confused so gave you shove

By the time i learnt the horrible truth

Your life was almost forever moot

So, God and i made a side deal

My life traded for yours to heal

Then i helped you while near yet far

Why becoz i am a complete duffer

Thankfully you learned the truth

that my love for you was never jhoot

i rescued you from a ragging fire

realized the situation was not dire

now i do not want to let you go again

so, lets dance together in the rain

 
Cherry06

A life I lived with pride

Amidst success and wealth galore

With you, my son, by my side

Could have I asked for more?

 

Your tender fingers holding my firm hand

The days of unending laughter and little big joys

Of making and breaking castles in sand

When you came to me with your broken toys

Wasn't I the one to fix them for you?

Don't you remember, son? I know you do.

 

How years rolled by watching you grow up

My heart and soul blossomed with you

Flesh of my flesh, you, my cherub

Were not only my sunshine, but shade too

Precious you were, Precious you are

How could you just go away so far?

 

Hurt? Did you just say that?

I hurt you? I pained you, son?

How could you think so, you prat?

Didn't you know you were the only one…?

The only one, in this whole wide world, I had.

Longing for you, today stands alone, your dad!

 

Hurt, perhaps, I did in my bid to protect…

Protect you...from the pain I got years back

From the silent tears of betrayal I had wept.

But, never in my love for you, did I lack.

Hurt me, annoy me, if you must, but come back to me.

My whole being awaits you, son, only if you could see…!

........................................................................................... 

An

@Agas

Just for you:

Times change, Days change,
Life gets a new flavor all the time,
People change and soon part,
But, memories always are special,
They make you beautiful and complete,
You are a better companion and friend,
Thanks to what you call  the experience of life...


Somya

Escape me?

Never-

Beloved!

While I am I, and you are you,

So long as the world contains us both,

Me the loving and you the loath,

While the one eludes, must the other pursue.

My life is a fault at last, I fear-

It seems too much like a fate, indeed!

Though I do my best I shall scarce succeed-

But what if I fail of my purpose here?

It is but to keep the nerves at strain,

To dry one's eyes and laugh at a fall,

And baffled, get up to begin again,-

So the chase takes up one's life, that's all.

While, look but once from your farthest bound,

At me so deep in the dust and dark,

No sooner the old hope drops to ground

Than a new one, straight to the selfsame mark,

I shape me-

Ever

Pavs

Let us begin, dear love, where we left off;
Tie up the broken threads of that old dream;
And go on happy as before; and seem
Lovers again, though all the world may scoff.

Let us forget the graves, which lie between
Our parting and our meeting, and the tears
That rusted out the goldwork of the years;
The frosts that fell upon our gardens green.

Let us forget the cold malicious Fate
Who made our loving hearts her idle toys,
And once more revel in the old sweet joys
Of happy love. Nay, it is not too late!

Forget the deep-ploughed furrows in my brow;
Forget the silver gleaming in my hair;
Look only in my eyes! Oh! darling, there
The old love shone no warmer then than now.

Down in the tender depths of thy dear eyes,
I find the lost sweet memory of my youth,
Bright with the holy radiance of thy truth,
And hallowed with the blue of summer skies.

Tie up the broken threads, and let us go,
Like reunited lovers, hand in hand,
Back, and yet onward, to the sunny land
Of our To Be, which was our Long Ag
o.......

Source- unknown

Shreya

Us pyaar se haar chuke  the hum,

Dub gayi thi zindagi uske gam,

Jis pyar ko zindagi maana,

Use ne apno ke beech kiya begana,

Isnaan ko pathtr bana diya,

Saari duniya se judaa kiya,

Uski bewaafi ka badla lene chal pade the hum,

Na jaante the ki mil jaaoge raaste men tum,

Tumne phir zindagi kya hai dikhaya,

Har insaan na hai bura yeh samjhaya,

Insaaniyat par phir vishvaas karaya,

Pyaar ka naya roop dikhaya,

Bataaya ki pyaar na hoti hai swaarth,

Isme toh log karte hain khud ko barbaad…

 
Shreya

Pyaar ke us ehsaas ne jisne zindagi mehkai,

Pyaar ke us ehsaas ne jisne duniya dekhayi,

Us pyaar ne kitne zakhm hain diye ,

Us pyaar ke liye kitne zakhm humne liye,

Phir kyon pyaar se dur jaana hai muje,

Phir kyon uska dil dukhana hai mujhe,

Us pyaar ko jiske chehre par dekne chahi sirf hansi,

Phir bhi naa kuch de paaya sirf udaasi,

Hum toh aaj bhi uske pyaar mein hain deewane,

Par kaun use yeh baat jaaye samjhane,

Woh toh mujhse itna roothi hai,

Ki paas bhi naa aati hai,

Do saal se kar rahan hoon intezaar,

Ek baar paas toh aake dekho mere pyaar,

Samjhane ka muka toh do mujhe,

kyon rahe hum door tumse,

ek baar aa jao waapis mere paas,

phir na jaaoge tum chudake aapna haath…   

 
Shreya

LINES FROM ARJUN:  

yeh kaisa waada le liya tumne,

na baant saktaa hoon apne sapne,

ek naye toofan ki ho rahi hai aahat,

phir kasauti par utregi hamari chahat,

tumhari jis maasomiyat par hum mar mite the,

usi ke aaj kai deewane banke hai bhatakte,

nahin dekh sakta hoon kisi aur ko tumharee paas,

raho sirf tum meri bas yehi hai yehi aas,

tumhare se kiya har waada nibhaoonga,

tumhari mohabbat mein sooli bhi chad jaaonga,

chaho toh aazmaa ke dekh lo,

meri zindagi ki har saans tum ho,

tumhare liye ghar baad sab chod chuka hoon,

kisi din keh kar dekhna duniya bhi chod doonga yun,

jitni zindagi jiyon bas jiyon tumhare saath,

tumhare bin toh maut ka bhi na hoga ehsaas...

 
Shreya

us pyaar ko aaj pa liya hai,

saari duriyon ko mita diya hai,

muddaton baad aaj khush hai dil,

na hona ek pal ke liye ab aankhon se ojhal,

pyaar hum tumse bepanaah karte hain,

saari zindagi tumhare saath jeene ka waada karte hain,

tumhari baaton ne jeene ka naya hosla diya,

tumhari aankhon mein pyaar ko ek baar phir dekh liya,

aaj toh duiya ko bataa dena chahta hoon,

ki haan bas tum sirf meri ho,

koi faasle na aayenge ab humaare beech,

is zindagi ko jeeyenge pyaar se seench,

bas ab toh har pal tumhare saath hai jeena,

ab na aane doonga tumhari aankhon mein aansonn kabhi na... 

 
Shreya

LINES FROM ARJUN:

woh pyaar ka har lamha phir  jee liya hamne,

aaj phir mera pyaar khada hai mere samne,

aaj na jaane doonga use door,

bas saath rahen ab ho jaaen pyaar mein itne majboor,

aaj phir achhi lag rahi hai baarish,

ho gayi dil ki poori har khwaish,

uski aankhon mein aaj phir dekhi khushi,

bas rahe ab sadaa uski aankhon mein basi,

uski saanson ki khusbu abhi tak mujhe mehka rahi hai,

uski woh shararat bhari baatein yaad aa rahin hai,

abhi tak toh main kar raha tha intezaar

par ab toh na karo dil ko bekaraar,

ab toh jaldi se aa jao hamesha ke liye,

phir saath milke poore karenge tumhare har sapne jiye....

 
Shreya 

lines from aarohi:

jis haath ko thamna chahti thi woh itni paas hai mere,

phir bhi kitne hai hum dono ke beech ye ghere,

uski aankhon mein apne liye aaj phir pyaar dekha hai,

aaj toh maut aane ka bhi gum na hua hai,

agar maut uski bahaon mein aa bhi jaye,

toh has ke use hum le lenge,

pyaar bina par ab aur na jiyenge,

aaj apne beech ki har deewar ko girna hoga,

warna meri laash par se use guzarna padega,

nahin reh sakti hoon ek pal bhi door ab uske bina,

bas ab toh saath kaatni hai zindagi khud ko karke fanna... 

 
Shreya 

lines from arjun:

use maut ki beech khada dekha hai maine,

aur aaj nafrat nahin thi un aankhon mein

kya yeh hai mera sapna,

ya aaj woh sach mein aa gayi hai yahaan,

kyon dil ko vishvaas nahin ho raha hai,

par phir bhi usi ke liye tadap raha hai,

uski aankhon mein toh sirf dekhna chahta tha khushi,

par meri wajah se dikhi mujhe sirf udaasi,

un aankhon mein phir pyaar dikha hai apne liye,

sirf kuch ankahe sawaal unsuljhe,

kaash aaj har duri mit jaaye,

hum dono phir ek dosre ka sahara ban paaye....

 
Shreya

koi pls salil se bachao,

ya phir use english sikhao,

uski biwi ko nahi aati acting,

aur bhaisahaad phir bhi karte hai bashing,

saali sahiba deti hain dirf lecture,

dimaag toh use karti nahi hain barsoon,

bas aur thodi sau galtiyaan hain yahaan par,

koi theek kardo jaldi inhe aakar...

dont kill me for this people 

 
Shreya

lines from aarohi:

Woh ehsaaas jisne humen jeena sikhaya,

Woh jisne humein zindagi ka naya roop dikhaya,

Aaj use ehsaas ko jagane wala itni door khada hai,

Meri wajah se har gham mein doob gaya hai,

Main ek baar maafi mangna chahti hoon,

Ek bar phir haath pakadna chahti hoon,

Kya kismet degi mujhe yeh mauka,

Ki main maafi mang sakkon us se,

bas pyaar bahrna chahti hoon,

dil ke har aarzoo uski poori kar sakoon,

bas itni si dua hai mera rabba,

ki  meri wajah se na ho uski aankhen nam ab..   

 
Shreya

kyon itne zakhm hai dil par ki koi bhar na sake,

kyon hum itne dur hai ke pyaar kar na sake,

chahkar bhi tumhe choo nahi sakti hoon,

paas hoke bhi door khadi hoon,

dil keh raha hai sach ko maan loon,

use ek baar phir bahoon mein bhar loon,

par kyon tum mujse door ja rahe ho,

mujse kya khata hui uska jawaab toh do,

tumhari nafrat toh sehen kar li maine,

par yeh itna pyaar loon main kaise,

jab tumhe hamesha di nafrat,

chae dil mein bhari ho chaht,

aa jao ab waapis nahi rehna dur,

na khud ko bhul jaane par karo majboor,

bas ek baar bataana chahti hoon,

ki haan bus aaj bhi KITNI MOHABBAT HAI .... 

 
Shreya 

LINES FROM ARJUN:

Yeh kaisi mohabbat hai,

Kyun isme itne zakhm hain,

Ek rishte ke liye saare rishte kar diye kurbaan,

Par phir bhi kyun chodta nahi paata hai maan,

 

Pyaar ka yeh kaun sa roop hai meri kismat mein hai likha,

Ki mere sabse kareebi rishte ko mera pyaar na dikha,

 

Kyon us rishte ne mujhe aisa zakhm hai diya,

Ki maine apna pyaar bhi tha kho diya,

 

Aaj mera pyaar toh hai mere paas,

Par woh rishta hai door jo tha mere liye khaas,

Aaj ek baar phir main do raahe par hoon khada,

Jahhan chunana hai apna pyaar ya woh rishta bada,

Jaane ab kismet kaun sa khel kheligi,

Kya mujhe phir us rishte se dur kar degi,

Ek baar main dono rishton ko saath jina chaahta hoon,

Sari duniya ki khushiyaan apni jholi mein phir bhar loon....

 
Anjana

Kaisi yeh mohabbat hai?

Jiski koi haad nahi

Jis mein koi sharte nahi

Jis mein koi ghamand nahi

Jiski koi wajah nahi

Jis mein sirf maaza hai

Jiskay dard mein naami hai

Jiskai khushi jaanat hai

Jiski chaahat ibaadat hai

Kaisi yeh mohabbat hai? 

Parm_Kaur

Aankh se aankh kya mili ek ada ban gayi,
Us shakas ke aane se koi kahani ban gayi,

Jis dil mein koi dastak bhi na de pata tha,
Us dil mein kisi ke liye aaj duniya bus gayi,

Kadmon mein phool jo chubte thay ret se,
ksi ke aane se woh baharein ban gayi,

Aaankhon se jo usne surat ko nihara hamari,
Is nacheez ki toh duniya hi badal gayi,

Ab kya batayein is dil ka haal hum sab ko,
Hamare dil mein bhi aaj koi khushi dulhan si saj gayi.  

 
Charu_1023

Hui hamare khwaishen poori...

ab sirf ek dhadkan ki hai doori...

kitani mohabbat hai darmiyan...

machal gayi ye dil ki duniya

jaise rukh gayi ho ek pal me hi zindagi!!! 

 
KK84 (Kat) & Music_l0ver (Aaisma)

 
Song for HP...'NIKAL BHI JAA NIKHAL BHI JAA, KMH SE NIKHAL BHI JAA'..girls sing!!! hehehehe!


tu shaitaan hai aur kisi aur ko shaitaan keheta hai
baap ho kar uskki apni beti se muh mod ta hai
MU se bhara hua dimaakh hai
tu iss layak ka nahin he ki
Arohi ki baap kehlane ke

Edited by secretkeeper - 14 years ago
Posted: 14 years ago
Poetry continued...
 
Kat
 
@ Karishma

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down Arjuhi?
Eating as much as an Purvi eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it (Sur dancing, HP frowing, poor editing!!)

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy (Purvi!!), you will go far
You will live in happiness too (with Salil!!)
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa Loompa Song
Violet Beauregarde

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking (advice to Karan Kundra!!)and brightens your smile (Kaala Kalicharan!!)
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong (Arjun's kiss to Arohi!!)
Chewing and chewing all day long (Purvi!!)

The way that a cow does (Bua?!!!)

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners (HP!!), you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa Loompa Song
Veruca Salt

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat? (HP!!!)
Pampered and spoiled like Sur and Antara!!

Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame (HP!!)

The mother and the father (Badi maa and DK!)

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa Loompa Song
Mike Teevee

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three - Kitani Mohabbat Hai!!
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look? HP!!!

You'll get no... you'll get no... you'll get no commercials - Kitani Mohabbat Hai

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do 

Viss

...."Dil Hai ke manta nahin...And Arjun-Arohi ke bich me hum HP ko janta nahin..." 😆

@Karishma

Tum aur tumhara photoshop aksar ye kam karte hain..

Ke tanhaai me Punji ki harkaton par kuchh aur rang daalte hai..🤣

Sanjukta

i am a disco dyancer...zindegi mera gaana..aro ko patane ka bahana...to jhumo, to gao, arjun bhag jao..GAO..KS's a disco dyancer..

(disclaimer: i know the spelling of dancer...but i believe in the original version of a song..hence..)

Ria

Hum ne ADDA choda hai
RASMOUN ko Toda Hai
DOOOOOOOOOOOR Kahin Jainge
naye DUNIA basain gai

Nupur

Thappad Khaya Muh Chhipaye Re Lali Chunar
Odh Ke SHARAM Ka Mukhda Apna
Nikla Andhere Me Duniya Ke Dar Se Mai Sajna
Raat Engangement-LESS  Hoi O Re Saathiya
Dekh Halat Meri Saara Adda bhi Haans raha hai mujh par O Piya

Hai Re Piya Aha Re Aha Re Aha Re Piya
Chaanta Laga
Hai Laga..........!!!

Anut

For the Adda:

Baar Baar Din yeh Aaye
Baar baar dil yeh gaye
Adda chale saalo saal
Yeh hamari hai aarzoo

Happy 100th Post to you
Happy 100th post to you
Happy 100th Post dear Addian
Happy 100th Post to you

For Karan and Kritika

Aisa sama na hota
Koi shayad yahan na hota
KMH ke lead jo aap na hote

Din o din hum wapas na aate
Arjun Arohi ke saath na rote na haste
KMH ke lead jo aap na hote

For Arjun

Mohabbat ka yehi hasil
Ki itni asaan nahi hai manzil
Ek kadam uski aur badhkar to dekhiye
Door ho jayegi apne aap jo bhi  ho mushqil

For Arohi

Jo beeta waqt usse jane do
Ab hai waqt apne aap ko aazmane ko
Jo gawaya tha tumne chand lamho mein
Sadiya na lag jaye fir us pyar ko paane ko

Viss

Mai hamensha Dil ki baat dil me rakhti hun..

Labzo me isse bayaan nahin karti..

Janti hun ki Jazbaat ulaz jate hai..

Labzon ke dayre me simatte nahin..

Isi liye chup rehti hu..

 

Par aaj ye kehna zaruri bhi hai..

Aur sath me dilki majburi bhi hai..

Ke aap ki dosti ko sar-aankhon pe rakhti hun.. 👏

Viss  

Kisi rah se guzarte huve..

Hum aapse yun mil gaye..

Ke safar hansin ho gaya..😛

Sath muskurate gaye, Sath rote gaye..

Zindagi to pehle hi khubsurat thi..

Par aapka sath hona khas ho gaya..

Kuchh rishton ke nishaan nahin milte..

Kuchh rishton ke naam nahin milte..

Par inn jazbaaton ko Dosti naam dena aasan hogaya

Anut

Kya karein kya na karein yeh kaise mushqil hai
Iska bata do hal oh Ekta mai
Ki ek taraf to Arohi se pyaar kare woh
Aur Arohi hi yeh kehne se dare woh

Roz roz woh sochta yehi
Aaj Arohi humko gar mil jaye kahi
To aisa bolega saala vaisa bolega
Khulam khula uspar dil ka raaz hum kholega

Samne jo aati hai, thapad lagati hai
Aur uski zabaan jaati hai fisal

To kya kare kya na kare yeh kaisi mushqil hai
Iska bata do hal oh Ekta Mai

Koi badi baat nahi kehna hai usko jo bhi
Yun to Arohi legi samajh
Problem yeh hai badi aqal ki kuch hai kami
Har cheez galat samjhne ki hai adat

Kehte sunte sochte mein
KS le gaya usse behla fusal

To kya karein kya na karein yeh kaisi mushqil hai
Iska bata to hal oh Ekta Mai

O Mai O Mai O Mai hayayyyyyyeeyeyey
A variation of Kya Karein kya na karein ...from Rangeela

On a more serious note

Waqt ke aanch se bane jo khara
Dil mein pyaar jo hai ab tak basa

Inteha yehi hai pyaar ki
Bas ek wajah deeje aitbaar ki

Aur hum saari duniya ko chodkar
Bas rahein zindagi bhar tere hokar

Haan hain humein bas itni mohabbat hai.....Itni mohabbat hain

Parm

It's said that

When hearts meet

Flowers blossom but in KS's case

When hearts meet

Snake blossom  

 
Song for Arjun-Arohi

Jab dil mile mile mile dil mile

Tab gul khile khile khile gul khile

Jab dil mile tab gul khile

Jab gul khile tab dil mile

Mile mile mile mile dil mile

Khile khile khile khile gul khile  "YAADEIN"  

 
Song for Munna-Bua

Waha Waha Ektaji, Jodi Kya Banaai
Munna Aur Bua Ki, Khushi Ho Khushi
Sab Rishtoh Se Badi Hai Jag Mein
MU Se MU Ki Sagaai
Aapki Kripa Se Yeh, Shubh Ghadi Aai
Munna Aur Bua Ko, Khushi Ho Khushi
Sab Rishtoh Se Badi Hai Jag Mein
MU Se MU Ki Sagaai 

Song for KS

Pehle kabhi dhadka na
tumse mila to dil gaya
raatein khili subah haseen
saath tera jo mil gaya
sach mein kahoon tere siva
meri koi manzil nahi
mujhko yakeen aye humsafar
koi safar muskhil nahi    "EK THE POWER OF ONE" 

Viss

 
Ek dhoti ke khulne se mohabbat ulaz jati hai...🥺

Amavas Ki Raat aane se roshani buz jaati hai..😭

Abb koi to ishara do...Koi to sahara do...🤪

Koi aake isse dhakka hi de do..

Ke manzil pe aate aate gadi ruk jati hai...😔

Mai to har baar Arohi Arohi chillata hun..😲

Aur raste me moti aunties aake takara jati hai..😕

Bliss

The Reporter was a treat to watch
His act blink and you miss the catch
What expressions the lad had
If you don't fall in love with him
I'm sure you must be mad
🤣🤣🤣

An

An Ode to Anjana

A Brownie lives in the basement
She is the most precious Canadian jewel,
Always ready to launch a new movement,
Without much ado, She wins every arduous battle.

Anjana

You snuck quietly in to my heart

Then fate tore us completely apart

though I loved you to point of madness

All i am left with now is sadness

The dreams we wove are smashed

My hope of togetherness has passed

An

Love only your Love,
Set free the caged Dove,
Wish on a falling star,
Walk away, as if nothing matter 😊

Sanz

This poem is dedicated to Nafy for her KS..hope u like it!

Repertoire of Poems!

Obituary


KS is on his death bed,
Let's see what all can be said:
Dunno whether you will be in heaven or hell,
But a grave tragedy upon you fell;
Look around and you will find the reason,
It's because of someone who has committed treason.

I pity you for your condition,
But there can hardly be a change in the situation.
You have been a pretty good son,
To HP who didn't have one.

I know life has been pretty rude,
To someone who acted like a dude,
But don't let this spoil your mood,
And peacefully have your last food.

Atlas, I pay my tribute to you,
Who at first I wanted to sue,
Hope you don't come back as a ghost,
And haunt poor Anu's sweet dost.


Arjun-Arohi

Arjun has a broken heart,
Arohi is being used as a dart,
They know they are about to part,
Half wishing the love was about to start.

Looks like there is lot of sacrificing,
By Arohi who is doing all the acting,
I-Don't-Love-You anymore she's citing,
By running away into hiding.

I-Love-You in the world the most,
You are my heart's only host,
I live for you and only you,
Without you I have nothing else to do.

That's what my heart speaks Arjun says,
I want to rekindle the love we had those days,
But, there is no hope left in me,
Because you are about to marry he.

Looks like KS is in ecstasy,
But I am unable to solve the mystery,
Hope to do so before you marry him,
Or else, my world will turn dim.

Anjana

@K

East or West Karishma is the BEST

Without Her Adda is a total waste

Because nobody has better taste

She's simply better than all the rest! 

 
Kat 
 
A night where stars are not bright

This is the reason why indicators were having a fight

You don't listen Punji, you just bite.

Left Karan Singh in a thistle but it's alright

He is like a kite.

He will soon be snipped and will go on an eternal flight

Your morning dream, how it has haunted us many nights

Dont be in a fright, its your hone walla pati who will be fried!

Moon bola pati will then go to prison in pride

and An will then celebrate, with chavannis and dime!!

Anu will then smile and let out a sigh and Anjana will skip over to watch her Raj die!!!

Natz and me will cry but will never let KK out of mind

And the Adda will find, KMH made us all blind!!

 
Parm

Never take some one for granted,
Hold every person close to your heart,
Because you might wake up one day and realize,
That you have lost a diamond, 

Cherry

An, the crowned Adda Devil and the coolest Penguin

Being a sweet and warm host welcomes everybody in

No silent reader can escape her ever watchful eyes

Lovingly, she goes about building on life-long ties

Encouraging Addains and showering words of praise

Her pearls always leave you standing still in a daze 

 
Penguin you rock 🤗🤗🤗

Minnie

DK humare pyaare
Villian baane ho nyaare
Abhi apni acting jaari rakho
Beta marne aaye toh sofe ke neeche chup jao 🤣

An

Par Mera Minnie Mello,
DK to chala Shimla,
Sofa kaha milega Airport par,
Woh to marega pakka,
Beech sadak par ... 😆😆😆

Minnie

Kyun poochti ho betuke se sawaal
Airport pe sofa na huya toh kya
Kachre ke dabbe mein jaa baitho
Agar chance mile flight pakadne ko
Toh Shimla jaakar apple ke bageeche mein chupo
Nutts ke saath milkar dono apples chori karo 🤣

An

Idea aach hai Minnie Mello...

DK bhago bhago jaldi,
Punji tumhara beta lekar aaye
Screw driver tumhare liya,
DK bhago bhago jaldi... 🤣🤣🤣

Minnie

Screw driver DK ko maarne ke liye hi kyun
Beta aakar bol sakta hai
Daddy daddy mere saare screws gir gaye
Ek lollipop dedo na aur unhe jaraa tight kardo please 😉

Minnie

@Shilpa

Shipla yeh sab na poocho toh hi accha
Iss sab ke baare mein soch kar Adda ban gaya ganja
Ab sab creatives ke haath mein hai
Abhi aur kachra dishout karna baaki hai 😉

Sanz

Fall from a tree or, a sky
Fall from anywhere that High,
But, don't fall in love
Unless you want to sigh and sigh!

Natz

Anjana if you're still around:
what goes left can never go right
so get that crap story out of your sight
watch KMH day ho ya night
cos this is where love reaches a new height 😆 

An 

Heart balm in short supply,
All thanks to Punji Pupils,
Arohi is shedding tears,
Holding all her fears,
DK is opening Champagne,
After a successful Campaign  😆

Sanz 

DK's mouth will soon dry,
After watching his son cry,
Arohi is becoming a sacrificing lamb,
Arjun is dying in heat of the lamp,
Hp doesnt know yet,
what is the real bet,
when he knows,
friends will turn into foes,
He will have a heart break,
that will make my day great.🤣🤣🤣

Agas

@An:

 toda apna kanda de dooo
bauth haie gam ke aanso ....
wait karo bucket lathi hun
jinko bhi rona ho ..merae bucket me royooo..
waise bhi merae ghar mae pani ki kami yah ...

An

Agas, lao jaldi aapni bucket,
DK ne yeah kya kar diya,
Mein dookh ke duniya mein ho gayee goom,
Ab mera broken pankha ho gaya doom 😆😆😆

An

@Sanz

DK will go and become a monk,
When his son will do the final handshake,
HP will look back and wonder,
Was he a good father to his daughter,
Punji is eating the head of Ganga Mata,
Arohi will be employed by Ratan Tata 🤣🤣🤣

Sanz

Arohi will be singing tata tata
ganga mata will have no ata pata
what went wrong
and why does she have to hear the whole song
Hp is on the roads
there is no sign of dhondz
Abhay the close up namoona
and hp with his tanpura
trying to woo
but gets only boos.
sur feels they r in mayhem
but antara is at exams
the whole sharma clan has gone nuts
ganga cant get in her ifs and buts.

🤣🤣🤣

An

Everyone looks like living in black hole,
Thinking what went missing from whole,
Humans love to invite troubles,
And, then amble and stumble 🤣🤣🤣

Agas

Did u mention black hole
or was it that mole
oh ..it hurts to see a dad
whom I dont assume will hurt lad
but is she being framed
I just hope she dreamt

Sanz

@An

trouble makers the whole clan,
would like to put a permanent ban
dont understand a word they say
let it be febraury march or may
Arohi dont bore me with ur tears
do something and dont have fears
we all are pretty good seers
tell us and we will make u two meet dears.

😆😆😆

An

@Agas

She is holding an empty frame,
Lad's dad is looking at his trophy
Red-eyed son is crying for lost flame,
Soon, everyone will get lost in a dark alley 😆

An

@Sanz

You mean, you will make two deers meet,
Dears of these kind often are not mate,
If they befriend before Spring,
They often go to the cleaners after Spring 😆😆😆

Agas

@An

I so want to fill that frame
with loads and love for the dame
she did listen to his dad
but fought with her dad
it hurt all like  a game
I just hope PB knows his name

Agas

She didn't see his eyes
but hers were all moist
hope she hears to her sister
and doesn't make a disaster

but yah, she has found a reason
to keep him away for a season
but he will walk his way to jail
but why did PB do to his tail

An

 
Two broken souls were holding back,
They knew, the other soul is fully hurt,
In silence, she was pleading to step back,
Completely wrecked, he obeyed her heart...
 
Agas

He saw the pain in her heart
that couldn't hold her tears apart
he wanted to tear the sky apart
and tell her dont be so hard
but the heart has its way
for its on its runway

you cant stop a plane in a runway
for it may skid hurting all in the midway
so he decides to keep quiet
under the pillow he weeps with his might

An

He is a new born man,
Trust is his middle name,
Only Love is there for his dame,
Nothing can break their bond,

He will bear all the pain in silence,
Never ever hurt the beats of his being,
While, she will become a dead girl walking,
Never will confess why she looks ashen

Agas

How he wished she would tell him
that you are my life and will marry him
Trust is what he keeps
for he knows deep inside she weeps


Alas, life has its twists and turns
fate is what they call it in terms
Will the dame  change her mind
for in love there is no rewind

I want the souls to merge in love
and see them living happily in love
I see a light at the end
wish it was all right in the end

An

Love promises Love nothing more,
Souls meet but they also have to part,
Dame and Man cannot promise eternity,
No one knows what all is in store...  
 

Agas

I dont want it to be deecay
becoz he is a peecay
PB tell me you know this game
I will give you a sweet new name

oh no, I forgot ur interest
will ask Sanju for a request
Sanju, pls write a love letter
so that PB knows his game better
 

An
 
PB knows the name of this game,
It's called building hope and expectation,
And, then he knows to decode every claim,
Soon, we will be like duck scoring batsmen
😆

Agas

I know you are a father who is more of a dad
call you so because you are in love with your lad
You are a role-model, I would want my family to have
wish you are not the one to dig your son's grave

If it was you, sorry I give up
for your broke the trust every lad had
trust me love shows you care
but it doubles when you share

Anjana

Bro plz step off the lady's mine

unless you want your eye to shine

Pops she loves me and that's not a crime

Aohi all i want with you is some time

An

have given my soul time,
Without asking for a dime,
I am ready to be yours,
Just give me a few hours 😆

Anjana

Sorry Mate

You left everything to fate

Now it is definitely too late

All you have left is everyone's hate

Get lost - I won't rise to your bait

An

Fate brought us together,
We overcame stormy weather,
You asking me now to step back,
When you asked me to come back
😊

Natz

I have already done my deed
of yours I have no need
go back home
this aint a war zone...
😕

An

I am not here to fight,
Here, to fix some screws tight,
Hand of pretty lady is tempting,
She willingly holds mine without attempting

Anjana

But you have now lost the right

So please just get out of signt

lose yourself in the dark night

no need to display false might

Anjana

@An

Time is a mystery

our story just lost its glory

so we are now history

and now I have a new story

An

Dead men talk history,
The one residing in a tomb,
We still are living our story,
Lets not yet call death's gloom ...

Natz

@Anjana

this bait is my love for you mate
Tate said it's never too late
their hate has no weight
so let's run off to another state

An

@Anjana

You mean out of mind and out of sight,
Our roots of Love has captured more,
It'll take eternity to break the hold on the core,
Night looks not right, morning brings new sight
😊

Natz

can't see morning's new sight
cos daddy is the dark knight
this fort I can't leave
so dreams I shall not weave :(

Agas

but cant you see my eyes
for once dont tell me lies
you challenged my being
for now you will see me dying

An

@Natz

Repent you will when hit with insight,
Take the path that was always right,
And, remember a clueless night,
When you looked not so bright
😆😆

Sho7685

I'm standing here and this ain't right

I should be the one there at your side

We weren't wrong, this makes no sense

Please let me fix your tubelight.😆😆😆

An

@Agas

Do not say you going to die,
Never ever will tell you a lie,
Just look into my all in love eyes,
And, feel the pain and hurtful tears
😊

Agas

Deep in my heart you are still there
Closed in my eyes are the nightmare
I wish I could change your mind
and tell you I am your maid

An

@Agas

I may change my garb every morning,
But, in my birthday suit I am still yours,
Do not lock our budding love stores,
You are not a maid but dream charming
😆

Agas

if I was your dream charming
why didn't you come running
your dad looks so dread
sure wishes me dead

 
An

@Natz

Dreams have their own mind,
They will never leave you in lurch,
Accompany you on every search,
Till you become memory to a mind

Aruna

As you dream with eyes shut
Life may have passed by.
Open your eyes at times
Lest you forget to watch out for life.

Agas

I closed my eyes and saw a dream

just to see my life go down a stream

scared I am to close my eyes
for life is not so nice
 

Aruna
 
Life is not so nice
And yet you dare to dream!
Close your eyes & follow thru' the dream
As you saw your life go down the stream
Watch further as it emerges... unscathed;
From the other end of the stream.
 
 
Sho
 
I can't afford to dream again

Each dream I saw only led to pain

So I'll do what seems to me right

'Cause if not you, then I've got nothing to gain.  

Sho
 
@Aruna

They'll tell you lies, and you'll believe

But for you I'd measure any mile

It seems though you can't trust in me

That I'd give up the world to see you smile 

 
Agas
 
@Aruna

sat and saw the life drench in water drown the stream
I mistook it to be tears when it was part of the dream
now that you ask me to watch
I feel life so nice to catch
yes they were tears of joy
to seen the dreams and enjoy

Agas

@Sho

If you could do that for me

leave the place with peace for me

I have decided to be me

for all I need is me

 
but me without you is death

but I will not scream with all my health

i want you to know I love you

but standing beside you is not good for you 

 
Agas
 
I need neither a day more nor a day less
for you I shall give my life less
if you are telling me not to bother
why are you marrying ur brother
 
Natz
 
@An:

that was the night
when you that the right
to told me tight
but you let me go out of sight
and now I fancy the new delight
😆

Natz

@Agas

bother not about the brother
he doesn't even have a mother
but he need look no further
cos he has control over my father

Agas

can you change your dad
to make him look like a lad
he sure has some grey cells
that has to be charged in dens

 
Sho
 
Keeps painting his hair black

The guy's a total quack

Your family's functions are a bore

So let's just run away once more

While he's remembering his jawaani

'Cause I can't afford another Sherwani 

 
Natz
 
oh please buy him the sherwaani
so he can quit pehlwaani
let's find him a girl
so he wouldn't make our lives whirl...
😆

and your daddy wears badi ma's curtain
of that I'm certain
keep him out of my house
cos I don't like the louse 😆
 
Agas
 
@Natz

I see the castle, I see the gates
without my princess, my life is dates
how do I tell her she is my dream
for she might wake up with a scream
 

 
Natz
 
your dream cannot climb a wall so high
oh how I wish for the Superman who could fly
I told you to get the 6 pack abs
you didn't so go feed the crabs...
😆
 
Agas
 
@Natz

dhoonz was out of  kanpura

so had to fix your dad's tanpura

I went to the gym, to fix my abs

ended up fixing your dad's lab

 

I am your superman who could fly

dont you worry about the sky

will pick you up from the window

but dare you throw me out of your bingo  

Natz
 
it's too late Superman
daddy found a Batman
I told you he's a madman

you thought you could fix the tanpura
but you forgot you're not from kanpura
Jullunder couldn't teach you how to sing
so you tikao me with a sasti rose ring?
😡
 
Agas
 
will fight your batman
convince your madman
only if you could keep those promises
that made me give you those roses
 

It was a simple rose ring
but drenced it were my heart string
only if you could see with the eyes of heart
will you find the way to my heart
  

Natz
 
don't talk like an old fart
I don't have eyes of the heart
but let's have a new start
we might just master the art...
😊
 
Agas
 
@Natz

I dont mind having a new start

if you could pump some water into your heart

for I need to convince myself to trust you

as you might leave me fighting your bro

and you might turn to be a baba's baby

full of tears and curses for the dreamy  

Natz
 
this is why you fail and land in jail
my heart needs blood
not a watery flood
KS is a stud
who will throw you in mud
his music will reign
and flow in my vein
 
Natz
 
I'm sorry I can't change my dad
he's more than a little mad
this is quite sad
for I'd hoped he would love my lad
 
Aruna
 
Madness rubbed some on me
Or Why did I fret
When the stage was set
To jump on to KS boat
 
Agas
 
You said change was constant thing in life
then why are you fretting over thee life
you know you have to adapt
for change is to make you apt
 
 
Aruna
 
Change does not bother me
Nor do I fret over life
Being untrue to my love troubles me
As I tread on this dreaded path

Natz

you are about to land in jail
there you shall forever wail
for this I have PB to hail
cos he's told us one helluva tale!

Sho

@Natz: 

He's ripped a parda to make his dhoti

And has his eyes on KS's kothi

He'll pack me off to jail

They won't let me out on bail

 
He needs another hobby

Than fixing you up with a married hubby

Who'll buy him delta mall

Like he's shanghaied this shaadi hall.

 
Natz
 
your daddy and his spies
told you a pack of lies
it became such a vice
it took us away from our prize

I did try to mend the crack
but they're trying to push me back
we are not destined to be
pity please and flee
 
Natz
 
Do not ask, my love, for the love we had before:
You existed, I told myself, so all existence shone,
Grief for me was you; the world's grief was far.
Spring was ever renewed in your face:
Beyond your eyes, what could the world hold?
Had I won you, Fate's head would hang, defeated.
Yet all this was not so, I merely wished it so.
The world knows sorrows other than those of love,
Pleasures beyond those of romance:
The dread dark spell of countless centuries
Woven with silk and satin and gold braocade,
Bodies sold everywhere, in streets and markets,
Besmeared with dirt, bathed in blood,
Crawling from infested ovens,
My gaze returns to these: what can I do?
Your beauty still haunts me: what can I do?
The world is burdened by sorrows beyond love,
By pleasures beyond romance,
Do not demand that love which can be no more.

Translated-
written by Faiz Ahmed Faiz
 
 

Anjana

Fear did not let my heart Hear 

Fear of losing you made my heart not hear

It made me walk away from what is dear

But, your constant love would not let me fail

The vinegar of life you quietly made me smell

Awakening me from my shellshocked state

Doing so gently without making me irrate

That is the herculean strength of your true love

It lets my spirit soar fearlessly like a dove

Sanju

The True Companion (contd.) - The Sounding Board

For all those times you stood by me, For all the truth that you made me see
For all the joy you brought to my life, For all the wrong that you made right
For every dream you made come true, For all the love I found in you

You're the one who held me up, Never let me fall, You're the one who saw me through through it all

You were my strength when I was weak, You were my voice when I couldn't speak
You were my eyes when I couldn't see, You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn't reach, You gave me faith coz you believed

Edited by secretkeeper - 14 years ago
Posted: 14 years ago

Poetry continued...

Anjana

Editted:

The Road Not Taken

 by Robert Frost

 

 

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,

And sorry I could not travel both

And be one traveler, long I stood

And looked down one as far as I could

To where it bent in the undergrowth;

        5

 

Then took the other, as just as fair,

And having perhaps the better claim,

Because it was grassy and wanted wear;

Though as for that the passing there

Had worn them really about the same,

        10

 

And both that morning equally lay

In leaves no step had trodden black.

Oh, I kept the first for another day!

Yet knowing how way leads on to way,

I doubted if I should ever come back.

        15

 

I shall be telling this with a sigh

Somewhere ages and ages hence:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

Anjana
 
One gave me life

the other is my life

One gave me lovely voice

the other my heart's choice

must i really choose one?

i would rather be a nun

and so choose no one

life without either is no fun 

 
Anjana

The Battle Lines Are Now Clear
I draw my line in the sand
And this is where I intend to stand
And that's my plan

(Source: E-Town Concrete's lyrics)

 

Coldy

Helpless yet determined..

The episode was full of strong people 😎
Wonder if my verse is enough 😲
Still I make an attempt
Not to forget praising the rest 😉😃


Arjun takes the brave act 😉
Knows running away is bad 😃
He is ready to face problems always
And win his lady love the right way! 😊

HP is acting just stupid 😡
Bua is adding to it 😡
Thinks Arohi will forget Arjun some day 😕
But this aint a college affair..😉

AM has come with the proposal
Arohi did its disposal
😃😆
Said that she was already married 😃😉
HP was left dumbfounded.. 😛😆

HP gets in anger swing
Trying to cut Arohi's wings :(

Tells not to leave home 😡
And takes her cell phone :(

AP trying to contact Arohi
But is not able to contact his lady..
:(
Aah...here the episode ends
Leaving us wonder- what next??
😍

Somya

Because Of You

Because of you
my world is now whole,
Because of you
love lives in my soul.
Because of you
I have laughter in my eyes,
Because of you
I am no longer afraid of good-byes.
You are my pillar
my stone of strength,
With me through all seasons
and great times of length.
My love for you is pure
boundless through space and time,
it grows stronger everyday
with the knowledge that you'll always be mine.
At the altar
I will joyously say 'I do',
for I have it all now
and it's all because of you

Natz

Arjun-Arohi 'HEARTS APART'

By fate we met, by chance we stayed,
two hearts conjoined in every way,
one lonely dark soul shared by two,
everything I want I've found in you.

But fate at times is quite unfair,
for I am here and you are there,
so close to each other and yet apart,
But you alone hold the key to my heart.
Though people may hate us for what we do feel,
I can't change my feelings for they are so real                    
something brought us together to each other's hearts,
And every second without you is like an eternity apart.

You can feel all my feelings, you know me so well,
When we'll be together, no-one can tell,
I've waited this long so forever I'll stay,
My love for you grows stronger which each passing day.

Natz

Second Chance- DK & Savita:

 
What do you do when love comes along
and offers your heart a chance to move on
with no guarantees, no safety net?
You trust what you feel; you take that first step

Just close your eyes
Reach for the moment
before it slips by
Here is your second chance
Take it and fly

An

The following is not a poem, just jumble of lines:


A day in an actor's life,
Auditioning for roles,
Memorising the dialogues,
Masking the real by applying grease paint,
Wearing the garb of a character,
Letting characters rule the being and conscience,
Performing day in and day out,
Awaiting the response of the audience,
At times, you are applauded,
At times, you get the shoes,
Only the real one stays on,
Comes back with a phenomenal performance,
Takes a bow in pin drop silence,
A while later, hears the deafening applause'
I salute and respect all the Actors who perform!

Pavs

Poem dedicated to ks n hp 😡

There exists a kind of people,
Who always want their way.
Sarcasm and taunt abound,
In whatever they do and say.

Always needy for help from others,
They exclaim "What is there?"
But when comes their sweet turn,
They vanish in thin air.

To be eulogized they crave,
To be praised to the hilt.
Whatever they do, is only perfect
That's the way they are built.

They always want to be served,
By every Tom and Dick.
Whether hale and hearty,
Or when they feign sick.

To issue commands they do love,
To get their work all done.
But when comes their turn to deliver,
Then it's no longer fun.

Fault finding is their forte,
With always a pointed finger.
Generous to their own flaws,
On a heap of excuses they linger. That's the world of today,
With hypocrites abound.
And if you have gotta live
Then better hold your ground

 
An
 

Shades of Love, and Mind

 

Heart is crooning songs of love,

Lovingly looking at the florist shop,

Mind comes on a magic mat, smirk visible,

Rubbing hands gleefully seeing Heart hop,

Let's play some games of Love ...

 

Sanjukta

Chase your dreams but always know the road that'll lead you home again.
Go on, take on this whole world.
But to me you know you'll always be, my little girl
................

Someday, some boy will come and ask me for your hand.
But I won't say "yes" to him unless I know, he's the half
that makes you whole, he has a poet's soul, and the heart of a man's man.
I know he'll say that he's in love.
But between you and me. He won't be good enough!

 

Lavi

Arohi to arjun...
and Arjun to arohi

Its painful , by the true way i love u, will always be there for you
and tears , from my eyes , down my face it pours
i wish things would fit in place , so this love is perfect
and so no one would even end up getting hurt
if only its me and you , this love would be so flawless
this love would be forever and i swear
even though youve hurt me
i could never inflict the slightest pain on you
if only its me , i would make you happy and smile
and if youre angry ,ill let you vent your anger on me
when youre upset , i want to be there and tell you its fine
that one and final chance never seems to come
im trying to hold back the tears
knowing that how foolish i am
aint that the price i paid for my kidnapped heart ?


Lavi

A little girl needs Daddy
For many, many things:
Like holding her high off the ground
Where the sunlight sings!
Like being the deep music
That tells her all is right
When she awakens frantic with
The terrors of the night.

Like being the great mountain
That rises in her heart
And shows her how she might get home
When all else falls apart.

Anjana

Believe me - i am not a player

I would like to be a dragonslayer

and forever protect your daughter

so stop thinking of my slaughter

and just take a cool drink of water 

 
An
 
For Somya:

When you are young and happening,
You want to conquer the world,
And, be on top of the summit alone,
When you start getting old and have retired,
You want to sit with your partner on a bench,
Holding her hand and enjoy companionship,
And, smile back at a life that was not so happening...
J
 
Minnie
 
Penguin was arguing a case
Nothing left to argue for HP the nutcase
I think he should pack up his suitcase
Or the Adda will surely spray some mace
😆
 
An
 
Penguin will say adios now,
Will yap with you on Monday now,
She is tired after the ping-pong match,
Looks like she enjoyed the never ending match...
 
Minnie
 
Aur tum chal diye
Raat ke taare so gaye
Hum bhi weekend mein busy rahenge
Monday ko milenge milenge 😆
 
Anjana
 
For Kat:

You are not a Sher, but a pussykat

Now don't come after me with a bat

Just go laugh on the adda floor mat

 

Kat

 

Sher to hum hai

Shayar magar nahi hai!!

Sab ke King hai

Par ek Karan hi singh hai!!!

  

Kat

The vows

 
I promise to love you, to make you forever mine.

I promise to be your shadow, protect you from evil of all kind.

I promise to bring a smile, laughter, a twinkle that will never leave your eyes.

I promise to hold you tight, never to let you out of my sight.

I promise to make each day of yours bright.

I promise to worship you with every sunshine light.

I promise to be yours and only yours beyond eternity and in every lifetime.

(Courtesy of Kat!!..the poet in me jaag uthaa aaj!!!) 😆😉

 

Sanjukta

'm feelin' like a helium balloon
And someone let go of the string
Oh,no,I'm up in the clouds
You better tell 'em I'm out for the day
Cuz there's no way down
Can't get my feet on the ground
I keep slippin' and sliding away

 

Parm

 
Sometimes Easy, Sometimes Hard
Love's Roads Are Strange
But One Who Loves
Never Lets Out A Groan

 

Lovers Never Lose Patience
Love Just Happens, Love Is Not Made To Happen
This Is Such A Thing That Does Not Come To Everyone

 

It Is Not Just Love In Which The Heart Has Thrown Itself
Giving Sacrifice, Love Itself Has Been Erased
Think, Sweetheart, We Are To Meet Now
Not In Front And Behind, We Are To Walk Together Now
Love Is Such A Secret That Cannot Be Understood
It Is Such A Song That Cannot Be Played On Every Instrument

 

Anjana

Love is not about rhyme

It has no proper time

Love requires no reason

It knows no season

Love is not about wisdom

It is a dream kingdom

 

Natz

I have a couple of lines for Savi and Meetu bua:
Fools of little understanding are their own worst enemies,
for they do wrong deeds which bear bitter fruits.
That action is not well done, which having been done,
brings remorse, whose result one receives crying with tears


For KS:

Khuli aankhon ka sapna
…What could have been
It was nothing but a lying grin
Drawing you to the open,
with words that were never spoken…

Natz
 
Somewhere there waiteth in this world of ours
for one lone soul another lonely soul
each choosing each through all the weary hours
and meeting strangely at one sudden goal.
Then blend they, like green leaves with golden flowers,
into one beautiful and perfect whole;
and life's long night is ended, and the way
lies open onward to eternal day.

 
Parm
 
THE SHADES OF LOVE

 

I could live a thousand years
If I could be alone with you
You
Every second of my life
I would never play the fool
Never turn my back to you

I was the one who saw you first
A grain in the sands of the universe
I never knew what was ahead of me
Now I'm out of the eyes of the wintertime
And here in the sun

I'll stay inside your shades of love
Makes one day forever
And when July has come and gone
This day will last forever

When I see the way you look
The way you look my way
Through the rain
And the water crashing down
Washes both of us away
Away

I was the one who saw you first
A grain in the sands of the universe
I never knew what was ahead of me
Now I'm out of the eyes of the wintertime
And here in the sun

I'll stay inside your shades of love
Makes one day forever
And when July has come and gone
This day will last forever

I'm here inside your shades of love
Makes one day forever
And when July has come and gone
This day will last forever

She's all I see in front of me
She's all I need...

I could live a thousand years
If I could be alone with you

And here in the sun
I'll stay inside your
shades of love
Makes one day forever
And when July has come and gone
This day will last forever

I'm here inside your shades of love
Makes one day forever
And when July has come and gone
This day will last forever

One day forever
One day forever
One day forever
One day forever...

An

@Karishma

Dazzling Dazzling like a Star,
You are the Superstar,
Without you the Adda is colorless,
You add the rainbow colors via your Photoshops

An

@Minnie:

Mother India is all happy,
Arohi is all glad and yappy,
Two men holding a fake ring,
Will soon face each other in a boxing ring...
😊

 

Minnie

@ An - Was the preposterous proposition any better? 😉

Face each other in a boxing ring
Or at a ice skating rink
Arjun do something and go to jail
Its about time you came out of the girlish veil
And we all hail and wail..
😆

Somya

@An

They wont face each other in a boxing ring
As they carry a huge grin
They r like newly wed brides
Who will carry their shame n hide
One in jail One in heaven
As their love has made them snide
😆😆😆

An

@Minnie

We shall all hail and wail,
When Punji says, finally,
I am in jail holding my veil,
Open your tour of my jail...
😆

An

@Somya:

Talking about ephemeral romance,
Are these signs of a doomed romance,
Then, lets open the packet of pop-corn,
And enjoy the show of baby-corns...
😆

Somya

@An

When punji goes to jail
We all break the champagne
And hail n wail
Because you are doomed to jail
As the romance gaya lene tail
😆

An

Oil running after the long tail,
Slippery track makes Punji,
Slip, slip and slip on the tail,
Story is watching all this from jail,
Holding a champagne bottle,
Waiting for Punji to break his bones.. 🤣

 

Anjana

@An..

I spy a dancing peguin

who is very sanguine

Its intriguing to see the critic

dancing like she's Hritik

😆

 

Karishma

 
Us against the world
dedicated to Arjun Arohi


If the sun shuts down and decided not to shine no more
I would still have you, baby
If we see the last day and they say we gotta go to war
I'll be fighting with you, baby
Cuz I know if I'm falling, you won't let me hit the ground
If the boat is sinking, I know you won't let me drown

No matter what anyone could say
This is the only place for me
And no one could ever take that away
Nothing could come between us


If the sun shuts down and decided not to shine no more
I would still have you,
If we see the last day and they say we gotta go to war
I'll be fighting with you,


Now if I'm lost at sea 7 days I'm not alone
If I'm holding you, you, you, you, you
And if it all end's; everybody in the world is gone
I'll be standing with you, baby

And if it's the last breath I take
I'll leave my kiss my with you
If there's a wall between us, baby
I know I'll break through

Because it's us against the world
The world, the world
You know it's us against the world
The world, the world

 

Lavi

 

😃For You Are The One😃

 

For you I would climb
The highest mountain peak
Swim the deepest ocean
Your love I do seek.


For you I would cross
The rivers most wide
Walk the hottest desert sand
To have you by my side.


For you are the one
Who makes me whole
You've captured my heart
And touched my soul.


For you are the one
That stepped out of my dreams
Gave me new hope
Showed me what love means.


For you alone
Are my reason to live
For the compassion you show
And the care that you give.


You came into my life
And made me complete
Each time I see you
My heart skips a beat.


For you define beauty
In both body and mind
Your soft, gentle face
More beauty I'll ne'er find.


For you are the one
God sent from above
The angel I needed
For whom I do love.


- Chris Messick -

Ruhani01

 

some poem by Kalidasa..


Listen to the Exhortation of the Dawn!
Look to this Day!
For it is Life, the very Life of Life.
In its brief course lie all the
Verities and Realities of your Existence.
The Bliss of Growth,
The Glory of Action,
The Splendor of Beauty;
For Yesterday is but a Dream,
And To-morrow is only a Vision;
But To-day well lived makes
Every Yesterday a Dream of Happiness,
And every Tomorrow a Vision of Hope.
Look well therefore to this Day!
Such is the Salutation of the Dawn!
Edited by secretkeeper - 14 years ago
Posted: 14 years ago




Arjun Engagement Scenario

           -Anu


https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1165651





Arjun-Arohi Confrontation after Badi-maa Misunderstanding in the presence of Anu, Nupur and Lovely!
        -Anu


Now we all know that AA ki breakup hojayegi....Dost with the diamond ring and Arohi with the Saree that Punji gifted her reach the garden....HP's/Punji's school garden ek hi baath hai naa...so zyada sawal math poocho mujhe...mujhe concentrate karne do ...seriousness ke liye mujhe khud bhi serious hona padega...anyways...

Arjun  : To yahan par ho MISS arohi...**sarcastically**🤢
Arohi  : Yesss .....Mr Arjun Punj ***more sarcastically***🤢🤢
Arjun  :  Oh Acha laga sun kar.....Khyar yeh bathao yahan pe kyun bhualaya mujhe ?? **frustrated**🤢🤢
Arohi  : Woh yeh gift ...wapas  karni hai mujhe.**angry**😡
Arjun  : Good...mein bhi wapas mangne wala tha **angry**😡
Arohi  : Gift tho wapas mang sakthe ho...dil wapas de sakthe ho? **heart broken**💔
Arjun  : Dil ?? Kaun saa dil?? Kiska dil?? ...**sarcastically**🤢
Arohi  : Mera dil......**sarcastically**🤢
Arjun  : Tumhara Dil **sarcastically laughs** tumhara dil tumahare paas hoga mujhe kyun pooch rahi ho.

Arohi  : Kya? Tho jo bhi hamare beech mein hua uska kya?**heart broken**💔
Arjun  : Kya hua hamare beech mein... mujhe kuch yaad nahin..**angry**😡
Arohi  : aap jaisa gatiya aur dhokebaaz insaan ko meine nahin dekha **with slight tears**😭
Arjun  : Acha mein aur dhoke baaz aur tum mahan **sarcastically**🤢
Arohi  : Haan mein aap jaisi nahin hoon...aur yeh mere liye acha hua ki aapki asliyath samne aa gayi.
Arjun  : Mujhe bhi bachut acha hua...ki mujhe sayi waqt par tumhari chaal samaj agayi. **thinking abt badi maa**😡
Arohi  : Mujhe tho aap jaise zalil insaan se koi wastha nahin rakhni..**angry**😡
Arjun  : Mujhe bhi tum jaise dokhe baaz ladki ke saath koi wastha nahin rakhna hai..**angry**😡
Arohi  : Mujhe aaj bahut khushi hui ki mene aapko propose nahin kiya...warna mein apne apko kabhi maaf nahin kar paathi..**angry**😡
Arjun  : Aur mujhe aapne aapse nafrath horahi hai ki mene tum jaise ladki ko propose kiya...aur tumse shaadi karna chahi...**angry**😡
Arohi  : Shukar hai ...uss bhagwaan ka ki mujhe aap ki asliyath patha chel gayi...yeh lijiye aapka diya hua thofa **throws it on his face** ***tears in punji's eyes**😭
Arjun  : Aur yeh lo tumhare liye laya hua ring...mujhe iski koi jarroorath nahi **throws the ring on arohis face** ***tears roll down her face ***😭

Kahani mein twist😃😃 ....Above was the scene that was to be shot and script was handed over to my Dost and Arohi...and add to this one more twist😳 😳N' ...I mean hamari priya Nupur😳 devi is on the sets, along with our Lovely Vaishali😆  and ofcourse Anu😆😆...

The three brainees😉 before landing in Mumbai decide that they will lie on the sets that Miss kapoor gave them the permission and everyone will beleive it. KMH ki trait hai na assumptions and no confirmation theory...so they plan to use that .😆😆


'N' ki  haath mein eek taali full of flowers, petals ,she dressed in orange vasthra....Punji ki seva mein...upasthith...bilkul like meera bhai..**stop gigling**😆😆
Lovely
ke haath mein danda...all eyes on Arohi ...she determined to set Arohi right with expressions. **enough of those gigles**😆😆
Anu ...ofcourse with TO-DO's for dost, Writers and Directors...😆😆

Now lets see what and how the above scene which was to be shot actually turns out to be..😉😉.

Vathavaran:U ppl thinking yeh kya ...suddenly Anu news reader ban gayi ....nahin nahin yaar....I meant set ke climatic conditions...😉
Some P&Ms employees erecting the P&Ms /Punji's School/ HPs Garden....sab kuch eek hi tho hai...so plz zyada questions math pucho and just read on😆....Ok u ppl thinking why P&Ms employees right??I can see the '?' mark on ur faces😆 ...anyways P&Ms because they are multipurpose actors and workers **purvi ke shaadi ke decoration ka work**...I hope u ppl remember that right?. Ok Anyways ...they were setting up the artificial tress, benches, grass along with an artificial moon😆, sun😆, some ten fifteen planets😆😆**its ektas spl world...no limit for the number of planets**, gazillion stars***arohi ki chemakthi hui dress se bana hua kapda**🤣🤣. I know u ppl thought anu lost track of time right?.. ...whats the need for both sun and moon at the same time right ??🤣🤣... Arey yaar...there is always a need in ektas world... there is always a need for both day and night effect at the same time...I mean what if Punji suddenly decides to go on a drive on sunsaan si sadak it needs to get dark🤣🤣...right ...Ok those ppl in that setup ki kaam...and lets see what are the three brainees doing...😳

N ki whereabouts on the set:
Punji in white shirt and Dondz ka pant, practicing the lines from the script, is all hiloying and stuff outside the set ...Suddenly hears someone call him "Swami"😳....thats it...he all shocked😲 ...didnt know what hit him turns around in slow motion and looks at the empty feet ....and slowly starts looking up...sees the orange vasthra **thinks who is this jogan**😲...and then looks at hands which has a plate full of flowers and aarthi **confused**😲...and then apna dil thamke looks at the face into the eyes of N devi...N at the sight of his starts apna Punji jaap...*Om punji namah*😳...Punji all shocked ...tries to move away...but adamant N follows him...he all hilling and willing trying to run away
🤣🤣...just like the way he runs away from Unty ...but no avail...N is all peeche peeche Punji😳..He tries to hide in the garden...but N follows him...so no place to go  he just jumps into his van🤣...and N ...N the meera bai of 2009😳 ...stands infront of the van...and performs her kator puja....with flowers petals ,cocunuts & aarthi......along with Punji Jaap🤣🤣.Punji tensed wensed inside the van..

Lovely ki whereabouts on the set:
Arohi in her purple dress ...and with script in her hand practicing the lines..at the other end of the set...and Lovely with her danda
🤣 reaches there and goes and stands behind Arohi....Arohi unaware of  this...tries to practice her first line "Yesss .....Mr Arjun Punj "...She says Yess 🤣 and thats it a danda on her hand.🤣..Arohi in pain turns around and  finds lovely...

Lovely  : whats this?? say yess again... 😡
Arohi   :  who are u? 😲
Lovely  :  Iam  that person who has been bearing ur torture for last three months...u cant act, cant get one epi with perfect expressions,I have come here to set it right. 😡😡
Arohi   :  who are u to correct me?? ....😲
Lovely :  I have a spl permission from Miss kapoor to correct u...so u better listen to me. **warns**
😡
😡😡😡

Arohi has no other way then to follow her. So she starts practicing.....
Arohi    : "Yess"...
Lovely  : Do it again..."Yess was not right"...😡
Arohi   :Yeh kya lovely ji mein teek hi tho kar rahi hoon...😲
Lovely  : Yess has to be sarcastically said...script nahin dekha kya..😡
Arohi   : Ab mein sarcastically hi tho keh rahi hoon...😲
Lovely  : Acha **sarcastically** isse kehthe hai sarcastic...chalo phir se bolo...yess..😡😡

this goes on and on and on ....Arohi stuck at the first line of the script and Lovely not satisfied.
🤣🤣🤣


Anu ki whereabouts on the set:
 The writers and director talking abt the shot and Anu reaches there.They see Anu and shocked ask who are u?. Anu says I have been bearing this torture of illogical and irrelavant nonsense for last 3 months😡... Miss kapoor gave me spl permission to correct ur script , direction and Punjis action..So u better listen to me or end up on the receiving side of Miss Kapoors wrath😉. They scared at the thought ...agree to listen to Anu. Anu demads the script...the writers hand her the above lines. Anu just glances the lines😲 and says who wrote this script. One guy stands up and thats it he gets black and blue. 😡

Anu     : Yeh koi script hai? Isse script kehthe ho?. Arjun aur arohi ka yeh jo dialogues hai ussme badi maa ki zikhr kyun nahin hui?. 😡
Writer  : Ji nahin woh kya hai ki...KMH ki trait hai...MUs...tho itne easily woh Badi maa ke baren mein nahin pooch saktha.😳
Anu     : Tum agar Arjun ke place mein hothe ...tho kya karthe?
Writer  : Ji mein tho ....mein tho woh **trying to lie**😕
Anu     : Itna hitchikichaneki koi jaroorath nahin...kahiye kya karthe?
Writer  : Ji mein poochtha ...badi maa ke baren mein.
Anu     : To phir aapko waise hi likhna hain naa script bhi.😡
Writer  : Ji woh fiction hai aur itne easily woh puchliya tho hum story kaise drag karenge ?😃
Anu    : To aap log story drag karne keliye...hum viewers ko ullu banathe ho aise dialogues likh kar...😡
Writer : Ji itni badi badi bathein math keejiye **almost in tears**😭
Anu    : teek hai teek hai...change the script ...make it as realistic as possible... Logic miss nahin honi chahiye..😡
Writer : Woh kya hai ki anu ji...woh mein BT camp mein bahut salon se kaam kar raha hoon...tho mujhe abhi abhi aapne jo kaha woh samaj mein nahi aya... kya miss nahin honi chahiye??😲😲
Anu    : I said logic...logic miss nahin honi chahiye.😡
Writer : Mathlab?😲
Anu    : Arey bapre abhi aapko logic ka mathlab bhi samjana padega kya?😡😡😡
Writer : Ji wo mujhe sach mein samaj mein nahin arahi hai..aap thoda sa help kijiye naa script ke change karne mein.
Anu    : teek teek hai...ab kar bhi kya sakthe hai...chalo ....get a pen and paper😳

Anu changes the script...and lets see how the above script turns out to be.😆😆😆


Arjun  : To yahan par ho Miss Arohi...**sad**
Arohi  : yes..yahin pe hoon ...***sad***

Arjun  :  Yeh bathao yahan pe kyun bhualaya mujhe ??
Arohi  :  Woh appka yeh gift ...wapas  karni hai mujhe.
Arjun  : To tum gift wapas karna chahthi ho?
Arohi  : Ji woh...ab iska mein kya karoongi?
Arjun  : Jo mera dil tumhare paas hai uska kya ?
Arohi  : Aap ki marzi aap chahe tho lelijiye...
Arjun  : Dil koi wapas lesaktha hai?Tum yeh kya keh rahi ho arohi?Kya issiliye tumne pyar karna sikhaya mujhe?
Arohi  : Aap hi tho mere aur mere parivaar ko zalil kiya hai...apne aisa kyun kiya? Hum ne aapka kya bigada?Bathaye **holds on to his collor**😭
Arjun  : Tum ne mujhse joot kyun kaha arohi...tumne mujhe yeh kyun nahin kaha ki tumhari badi maa hi meri maa hai?

Arohi  : Yeh aap kya keh rahe hain?? **shocked** meri badi maa aapki maa hain?😲
Arjun  : Kya tum yeh nahin jaanthi ho?😲
Arohi  : Yeh aap kaisi baathe karrahe hain...aap mujhe pe vishwas nahin karthe? Kya itni hi hai aapki mohabbat?😲
Arjun  : Mein tum pe vishwaas karna chahtha hoon...par meri andar eek gehri chot lagi hui hai...jo mujhe kisipe vishwas karne ki izaazath nahi derahi hai

Arohi  : Apko mujh par vishwas karni hogi. Apko hamare is pyar par vishwaas karni hogi. Aap mere inn ankhon mein dekhiye..kya aapko inn mein vishwaas nahin?
Arjun : Mujhe hain...vishwaas hai...tum par mere iss pyar par vishwaas hai...kahin naa kahin mujhe lagraha tha ki tum innocent ho.Mein tumse bahut pyar kartha hoon😳.
Arohi : ***Tears roll down her eyes***Mein aapke bagyair reh nahin sakthi...aap mujhe kabhi chodke maath jaayiye😭
Arjun : Mein kahin nahi jaoonga arohi😳. Mein hamesha tumhare saath tumhare paas rahunga😳. Tumhare haath aghe karo 😳**engagement ki ring pehenadetha**😃😃😃
Arohi : **smiling hugs***😳😳😳 .
Arjun : **kisses Arohi on her forehead**😳😳😳


Anu hands over the above script to the writer proudly😆😆😆 and says isse kehthe hain script perfect logical , perfect dialogues and perfect end...isse pad kar samjiye kaise likhna hai..

Writer takes the script and after reading the script chekar kha kar gir jaatha hai...🤣🤣🤣..Koi set mein gets him some water and he comes back to senses...director rushes to him and asks him what happened

Director  : Yeh aapko kya hua? Kyun gir gaye?😲
Writer    : Ji woh mein ..anu ji ki script pad kar gir gaya??😕
Director  : Aise kya kardi unhone script mein jo aap behosh hogaye?😲
Writer    : Aap khud hi pad lijiye..**hands over the script**😕
Director : **reads the script and behosh ho jaathe hain**
🤣🤣

**Anu wondering whats happening , someone gets water and director comes back to senses**

Director : Yeh aapne kya kardi hamare script ki Anu ji?😲
Anu      : Kya ka mathalab kya hai?...Mene wahi kiya jo logical hai..aap logon ko logics ke barein mein tho patha nahin...isliye mene likhdi bas.😳
Director : Ji woh sab tho teek hai...par yeh kya aapne undonoki engagement karadi?😲
Anu      : Haan issme galath kya hai...woh dono eek dusre se pyar karthe hain...tho karadi mene unki engagement.😳
Director : Par unka engagement iss janam mein hone wali nahin thi according to our story.😲

Anu       : Kya😲😲?? Yeh kya kaha apne ...aap pagal hogaye kya ...😡😡? Engagement karenge ya mein Miss kapoor ko bhuloon... 😡😡😡**dhamkaying the director**
Director  :Ji nahin nahin Anu ji ...jaise aapki icha....aur waise tho bhi ..hum jab chahe engagement thod bhi sakthe hai....tho issme kaun si badi baath hai...**little hopeful**
Anu       :Aap log hamesha kisike bhalayi nahin soch sakthe kya 😡??BT ki param para hai kya hamesha rishthon ko thodna😡?? Jayiye jaake scene ki thayariya kijiye...engagement karake hi mein dum loongi aaj...😡😡

The set is all ready....😛
Punji still in van...peeping out to see if N is out of the way
🤣🤣...par aisa thodi naa hogi...N ki kator deksha jaari hai..🤣🤣.....aur koi set pe usse hila bhi nahin sakthe hai...Miss kapoor ki permission jo hai..🤣🤣🤣
Lovely still with danda and Arohi still at "Yesss". 🤣🤣🤣
Anu done with script changes ....all proud 😆😆😆 of her karnama ...waiting at the sets.

Finally Punji is asked to step out of the van...Punji all scared steps out...'N' ...'N' devi...starts her Punji seva😆...Punji ki har eek kadam pe woh phoolon se swagath karthi hai😆.....till he reaches the garden set... Punji is standing in the garden with the new script in his hand.'N' devi at his feet
🤣 ...all into her prayers...Punji ko kuch samaj nahin arahi hai..Arohi comes to the sets and Lovely with her danda follows her 🤣 and Arohi stands besides Punji for the take and Lovely behind Arohi....Anu near the director watching the take.....N flowers barsaying 🤣 at Punjis feet ..Lovely correcting Arohis "Yessss". 🤣...Anu staring at Dost..🤣.....Before the director says take...Anu says Cut it..😆😆...Everyone turns around and look at Anu.... Anu says mere pyaare dost jaake shakal teek kijiye......go and shave..and come..I cant see ur face like that.. 🤣🤣...Dost has to oblige so goes to the one bathroom in the set and 'N' devi follows him🤣...he shaving and she continuing her puja even in the bathroom🤣.....Here on the set Arohi is still practicing "Yesss" and Lovely glaring her with looks and Aorhi is all tensed wensed🤣...... .Punji comes back and is ready for the take ...Stands beside Arohi. 'N' again follows Punji and sits at his feet and starts with her seva🤣....Punji very disturbed by this 'N's gesture but cant help it......has to oblige. Director about to say take and Anu says Cut it🤣.... Again everyone looks at anu and She says Dost ji ...jaake aank teek keejiye...woh eek hii teek taak thi aapke face mein aab uska bhi bura haal horaha hai🤣....... jaake thodi dher cucumber lagayi unpar aur uske baad thodi si makeup kariye.....Punji feels sad but cant help it...so again leaves the sets and sits on a chair and gets his cucumber and make up thing done and all the while 'N' devi punji seva mein follows him and is performing her punji seva even at his makeup..🤣..... Lovely still on sets and Arohi still at  "Yess"🤣......After a while Punji returns to sets and is ready for the take.....Director again about to say take...Anu again says cut it🤣....... again everyone glare...Now Anu says.....Dost plz plz aapka LIPS🤣🤣... ka kuch keejiye itne dry hain...mere lips dhuk rahe hain...Punji is all embarrased but again cant help but oblige...so applies some balm.... Now all set to the take. 🤣

'N' still at Punji's feet flowers barsaying
🤣...... so Director plans to take a close up shot can't take a long shot naa....Lovely behind Arohi so the cameramen decides need some editing of the background stuff.....🤣....Alright the first sentence kehne ki thayari...sentence was..

Arjun  : To yahan par ho Miss Arohi...**sad**
Arohi  : yes..yahin pe hoon ...***sad***

so Dost to portray sadness starts Hilling
🤣..... and thats it Anu says Cut it.....Punji shocked 😲

Punji   :  I have done all that u want ab kya hua hai Anu ji??😲😲 **confused**  *** N apne deeksha mein magna oblivious to the happenings
🤣🤣 and Lovely is not bothered abt the cut she is all into getting Arohis expressions right.🤣🤣***
Anu    :  Enough....😡😡...enough of that shaking.....Kya tumhari body mein springs hai...why do u jump around like that and throw that cell phone away plz😡...yeh hamesha appne haathon se kyun yeh sab karthe ho..?? 😡😡**irritated**
Punji   : But anu ...mere haathon mein agar kuch nahin hai tho mein act nahin kar paoonga...**all sad**
Anu    : U have to act with ur hands empty and u have to stand still thats it..😡😡.. **ordering**
Punji   : ok I will try .....jaise aapki  marzi **sad but has to oblige**

Take again....😆😆

Punji tries all his best but cant stop hilling u know why??🤣🤣🤣........cuz 'N' at his feet ...flowers barsaying and  flowers ki wajah se Punji ke paaon khujlarahe the🤣🤣🤣.......and he can't complain  **anu glaring😡 and cut it continuing, director banging his head🤣🤣***
Arohi tries all her best but cant get the 'Yessss' with perfect expressions which Lovely is looking for...
🤣🤣... **Every wrong expression that Arohi gives one danda from lovely***

This silsila continues for three days
🤣🤣......Arjun aur Arohi eek sentence bhi nahin complete karsakthe...ppl cant sleep for three days 🤣🤣....and Punji and Arohi bear the three geniuses for three days for 72 hours non stop and thats it....🤣🤣

Punji decides he is unfit for Acting and he is so bowled over by 'N' ki thapsya.....N was doing punji seva nonstop for 72 hours🤣🤣.......decides to elope with N to some remote place in Himalayas...so they set out on that journey.🤣🤣

Arohi looses her brain  ...it basically crashes after so many dandas🤣🤣......and ends up at a mental asylumn...🤣🤣

Lovely and Anu decide enough of this now Miss Kapoor will come so lets jump and catch the next flight back home....🤣🤣

Miss kapoor lands on the sets...no epi.... no shot taken for the last three days...aghast at the proceedings confronts the director and the crew...they tell abt the happenings for three days and let her know that Punji jumped with 'N'
🤣🤣....and Arohi ended up in asylumn...🤣🤣.... Miss kapoor gets the shocker of her life and decides all this happened cuz of her nonsenical drama 🤣🤣...and so decides she will quit the business... 👏

Thats it😳...mission accomplished..😃...Iam done...I hope u ppl didnt cry...
🤣🤣🤣



Ek Pant aur Sweater ki Dukh Bhari Dastaan
  -Anjana

Part I: Punji's Pad:

Black Jeans Pant ("JP"): OH NO! PUNJI NO! NO!  Punji wapas bin mein! Dhondz hasn't even had a chance to take me to the laundry yet.  ** JP tries to sink deeper into the laundry bin - hide under stinky baby blue sweater.  But, Alas no luck ' Punji's Panjha JP koh padkar lehti hai and plucks him out**

***Punji hillofying and jillofying self into JP.  JP Groaning ' No Lifebuoy again ***

JP: Why oh why can't he leave me alone.  Ever since he's been in love with that Arohi ' he can't keep his butt out of me.  I wonder who's going to be the new sweaty sweater today!!

***Punji goes to closet ' hil hil ke ' and ponders hmm "Usko violet pasande hai mein aaj violet/purple pehnunugi ' Punji sharmaying***

JP Thinks to self: Please Dhondz, if you can't take me to the laundry then please get him some Lifebuoy at least.  YESTERDAY -  He stood sweating n' baking in blue sweater for that Girl becuz he's got that stupid emotion called love! Gulp!  When will my torture end! Gulp

***Punji looks through sweater section of closet.  One hand on cellphone.  MSGing "Ek baat batao - tum mujhe miss karti ho?" to Arohi***

***Punji finds new Sweater ' Perfect Purple ' Arohhi ' Punji grins silly to self ' Arohhi ***

Purple Sweater ("SP"): * Thinks to self - Ufff!  What's that smell?*  To Pant ' u stink yaar?  Kabhie nahatha nahi ho kya?***

JP: ***EMBARRASED  & SAD*** Mein nahan chaati hu paar isse ishq hai or mein iska ek lota Black Jeans!!  Samjah Karo***

***Punji fights his way into PS ' Skips to Dresser in Happiness ' Aaj uske paas khudki Arohiki favorite perfume hai ' Dhoondz le aye ' Aur Salil se borrow karna nahi barehga. ****

SP & JP: *COUGH! COUGH!  COUGH! COUGH! **

SP TO JP: Yeh kya spray kiya?

JP TO SP:  Yeh.  Teeksay nahata nai aaj kal ' Par is Parfume mein khudko duboohta hai - har dina ' har raat.

SP TO JP:  Yeh Kya BAAT hai? 

JP TO SP:  PYAAR ISHQ MOHABBAT

SP TO JP: PYAAR? ISHQ? MOHABBAT?

JP TO SP: Ha Yaar ' Varna koi ladki iss pagal ke paas kyu kara rehega?? Woh bhi Khushi Khushi!!!

PART II ' P & M Media ' Punji's Cabin

*** Punji all hillofying and dialing Arohi's number again ' par phir busy signal*****

SP TO JP: Vah yeh office to baari mast hey.  LCD bhi hai!

***Punji fuming ' thinking gift nahi aayee aabtak. Woh bhi nahi aab tak.  These girls *****

JP TO SP: Han hum cricket dekh sakte hai.  Aaj India Pakistan ka match hai.

SP TO JP: Hum KKHH nahi dekh sakte hai?  Muhje Brown Sweater ne baataya tha

*** Arjun fuming and pacing ' all tense wense and arms hillofying everywhere***

JP TO SP: Kya baataya tha?

SP TO JP: Yehi! Ki Punji ko Kjo movies pasaande hai****

*** Punji dialing Arohi again.  No response again.  Now rocking and hilofying jilofying in chair***

JP TO SP: Kash Punji woh KJo movies ki heroes ki tara har bakth kapara shapara badalta ' muhje nahaney ka mooqka milta!!!

**** Punji pushes computer away... fingers constantly on the phone ' dialing shyling*****

SP TO JP:  Chor yaar hum kuch nahi dekhne ko miley gaya.  Yeh ladka kabhi teek say bettha hi nahi.  Har bakth hiltha or chaalta rehta hai.  Isse ka problem kya hai?

JP TO SP: Mein baatya nah ' ISHQ!  PYAAR!   MOHABBAT!

Punji to Self Outloud: "Yeh Arohi bhina kabhie kabhie meri phone ka jab hi nahi dehtehey.  Subha say office mein bhi nahi aayee hai.  But, I hope everything is okay. "

SP TO JP: EEHEW! Yaar aab toh mein gayee ' Yeh aab hil hil ke ' SWEAT bhi karne laga hai!

JP TO SP: Yeh to sirf suruhat hai ' dekh aage aage hota hai kya ' Kal blue sweaterka hal boohut bura hogiya tha ' dhoop mein pasihna ka Ganga Yamuna bhaadi Punji !!!

****************************THORA DHER BAAD***************************************

PART II ' P & M Cafe

SP TO JP:  Arey yeh kya hua?  Punji toh baari baari dinghe maraha tha.  Mal Road!  15 Minutes!  Yeh Cafe toh uski office ki neechay ha

JP TO SP: SSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- Koi sunlega ' Chup kar ' Varna Audience - SHHHH

****Punji all excited, but wanting to appear confident (Remembering Anu's list) - so not hilofying jhilofying*****

SP TO JP:  Arey eider bhi LCD aur woh bhi SRK ki picture key saat.  Woh Who!!

****Punji all happy at seeing Arohi, but she says "Sir".  Sir not happy.  "Arjun Sir" Punji still not happy.  "Arjun" Punji all happy and trying not hilna julna (Anu ko waada kiya that ' Par woh kaise na hille?  Kamse Kam Haat ' Nahi ' Anu baahut datengi ' Punji fumes inside then Khuda ka haat hi ultimately padkar liya; Guuuud Ideana ' Arohi nahi datengi ' Anu nahi datengi.  Punji khush******

SP TO JP: Yeh namuna khon hai?

JP TO SP:  Namuna?

SP TO JP:  Namuna nahi toh aur kya? Yeh, dohno namuna hi toh hai - Ek Mumbai ki gharmi mein Sweater pehenta hai aur yeh full sleeve Kameez!!!

****Arohi and Punji both all nervous specially Punji who desperately wants to hilofying, but trying not to show it *******

JP TO SP:  Yehhi toh hai woh!

SP TO JP: Kya baat hai ' teek say nahi bolna nahi aata hai kya tuhjesay?

JP TO SP:  Ghuusa maat ho SP... Yeh toh hai woh ' Pyaar!  ISHQ!  MOHABBAT!

************Arohi and Punji talking shalking ' bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak***********

SP TO JP: Yeh log kabhi chup chap ' Shanti say nahi rehey saakte hey ' Muhje SRK ki film dekhni thi yaar

JP TO SP:  Yeh dohno ' Aur Chup Chap ' Shukhar kar Jhagar nahi rehey hai aaj - dekh aage aage hota hai kya

Episode 4: Saarru Driving Shiving

***Punji J Surprise for Arohi ' Capricorns Romantic ' hilofying and dhilofying all over car now*******

SP to JP: Yeh shore kya hai?

JP to SP: Meine bolana ' Ishq! Pyaar! Mohabbat!!

SP to JP: Ishq? Pyaar?  Mohabbat?  Nahi yaar yeh Shoore kya hai?

JP to SP: Woh hi toh hai  - Pyaar!  Ishq! Mohabbat! Samjah kar yaar ' yeh namuna phir green signal rukh gayaa hai!! 

Honk Honk TTONHK HONK THOOOOONK

Stranger to Punji: Ghari karab hua hai kya, Sir?  Mein Daakha dedu?

Punji to Stranger: Kya!  Tum khon ho?  Yeh mere gari ke window ke phaas que ho! Kher choddo ' tum, shaadi shuda ho?

Stranger ' Stunned by Punji's question ' daar daar ke replies: Ha! Ek biwi hai!

Punji:  Ek biwi hai?  Matlab?  Ek khaafi nahi hai? Tum kaise aadmi ho!!  Choodo ' woh kai pasande karti!  Mujhe kareedna hai!!!

Honk honk   Honk honk   Honk honk   Honk honk   Honk honk Honk honk  Honk honk  

SP to JP:  Hum to gayee kamse se ' yeh pagal aab bhera bhi hogaye aur humko bhi bhera bhanake choode rehga!!

JP to SP: Haan yaar ' Aaj A.C. bhi on nahi kiya ' kitna gharmi hai - Hum to gayee kamse se

***Punji khush ' guuud idea ' "chhuriiya" ' all hilofying, jhilofying and dhillofying ***

SP to JP: dekhte aage aage hota hai kya

Episode V ' Sukh Niwas

********Punji rings Bell... Hilofying from foot to foot... arm full of gifts... jhillofying everwhere***

*******Punji rings BELLL Again.... Hlofying and Jhillofying even more...barely able to stand********

SP to JP:  Isse kya Michael J. Fox waala disease hai kya?

JP to SP:  Michael J. Fox waali disease?  Huh?  Tu kya bakwaas kar raha hai?

*****Punji gives up on Door ' Dham Dham Soundtrack Con't Dham Dham Dham Dham ************

SP to JP: Punji ne pada tha National Geographic ke magazine mein ' Muhje Brown Sweater ne bola tha ' Michael J. Fox disease ' Parkinson's bolte hai shayad!!!!  Hamesha hilta julta hai yeh ladkha!

JP to SP:  Nahi Yaar! SIRF PYAAR! ISHQ! MOHABBAT!

***Punji hears voices and heads to GARDEN... MISSION AROHI BADIMAA AROHI BADIMAA***

****** All the hilling, dhulling and heat in the Garden causing Arjun to sweat wet even more*****

SP to JP:  Aab yeh Namuna humko kaha leja raha hai?  Mein bheeg gayeee... mein ro dhungi.. mein Utter Crap lagrahi hu.....Wah! Wah! Wah!

JP to SP:  Rho mat!! Tu kitni aachi lag rahi hai... or feel bhi kar rahi hai!!!!

SP to JP:  Sniff! Sniff!  Kya? Jhoot mat bol!  Mein kitni khoobsurat thi!  Kitni fresh thi!  Aab nahi!!

********Detective Punj, hilling dhulling, spying and evasdroping as usual ' looking at HP and Purvi's Parents;  ************

****JP SHARMAYING ' PINKING SHINKING****

JP to SP:  Tu kitna soft! Soft! Spongy! Spongy!! feel kar rahi hai!

SP to JP: (also sharmaying) Sniff! Sach? Mein aachi lag rahi hu?  Tu kitna swweeet hai!

JP to SP: Sach... tuhje patha nahi ' theri chehra kitni masoom lag rahi hai ' theri bheegi bheegi rang

**********Arjun hilling jhulling fast fast towards car ' New Mission Talk to Salil ********

SP to JP:  Tub bhi bahut handsome lag rah hai ' bheeg kar**********

JP to SP:  Aab yeh ka jaa raha hai ' saj mein isse Parkison' hai - dekhte aage aage hota hai kya






Arohi finds Arjun's Mom Picture in the Library Book
   -Karishma


episode starts
First the picture will fly from the book in slow motion.... 2mins

it will fall in to arohi's hands but she will ''accidentally'' drop it... 3mins

and just when she will bend down to get it...someone will call her name....she will get distracted.... 3mins

some random person will open the ''library emergency window''  cause its very hotttt....this will cause the picture to fly outside... 2 mins

arohi ( who is not scared to get into a cat fight but is too scared to jump out of a 2 feet high window)...will slow motionly walk out of the office to get the picture.... 5 mins

but at the same time some guy will drive over the picture and get it all dirty.....DAMMIT arohi won't get to see arjun's mom face :(...  5 min

and the episode ends


when all this is happening juss imagine...a fast tabala sound in the background







  Arohi and Arjun at P&M Post Badi Maa MU
(REF: Last Week of April 2009)
  -Anu

(Dost is Arjun Punj)

Dost and Arohi in an official meeting abt the new CDs that they are going to launch ...remember which was named against hmmm....
🤣...Arjun ...yep thats right😳.....We all remember how Arohi praised that name...now the same arohi lets see what she does  with that name🤣🤣

Dost  : Tho sidharth...hamara Lounge CDs ka kaam kaha thak aya ?
Sid    :  Sir woh project Arohi dekh rahi hai...**looks at arohi**
Arohi : Ji sir ...woh kaam ho raha hai...par I think we should re think abt the Cover title and its color.
Dost  : **Very angry** Kyun?Kya problem hai ab uss title mein aur color mein?By the way tumhine tho suggest ki thi title and color?
Arohi  : Haan Sir ...meine hi suggest ki thi...par ab mujhe lagtha hai ki woh sahi choice nahi thi.
Dost  : Mathlab **all angry**😡
Arohi  : **Stands up and explains ** Arjun....hmmm Arjun ka mathalab jaise aap sab log jaanthe hain...shweth hai..shweth kaa mathlab kabhi     kabhi chori se bhi hotha hai...I mean... Woh kehthe hai naa...chor ki shakal safed hogaya hai..waise
🤣🤣
Dost   : **fuming**
Arohi  : Aur Kabhi kabhi safed ka mathlab jhoot bhi hotha hai..White lies...woh joh bahut se aameer log bhole bale insaanon se kehthe     hain??     **evil smile on arohis face...Dost all hilling**
🤣
Dost   : Yeh kya bakwas kar rahi ho tum...Miss arohi **angry**
Arohi   : Meine woh naam suggest karne ke liye reasons bathayi aur aapko acha laga...ab mere naa kehne ke bhi reasons sunni padegi
🤣
Dost    : **Fuming**
Adohi  : Arjun ...haan...waise dekha jaye tho ...arjun naam bahut gatiya hai..kaafi purani hai....nahi arjun?Hamare lounge CD ko ..woh bilkul     bhi suit     nahin kartha...Kahan 2009 ka CD title aur kahan woh BC waqt ka Arjun..**sarcastically**
🤣
Dost    : **More Fuming ...but cant help it**
Arohi  : Arjun naam se agar hum apni marketing karenge tho woh hamare company ke naam par dabba hoga...kyun ki  imagine Mahabarath's Arjun Woh jisne apne bal buthe par mahabarath yudh jeet nahin sakha.
🤣....Agar sri krishan ji unke saath nahin hothe tho woh Arjun kabhi jeeth nahin paathe..🤣....Agar Karan ko shrap nahin hothe tho woh Arjun eek din bhi yudh mein tik nahin patha...🤣...Hum aise naam lekhe apna promotion karenge tho usse hamare company ka reputation karab hojayega...issiliye mujhe lagtha hai...ki hum kuch aur soche aur Arjun jaise naam ko use naa karen..ab dekhna hai ki Arjun ...I     mean Arjun sir kya decide karthe hain??  😃 
Arohi  : Kaisa laga?😲
Dost  :  **fuming**smart....Very smart...



by Anjana


****AP fuming in suit*******

AP to Sid: Mein chaata hun ke tum ye special school project mein kam karo - aaj se tumhar har kaam Miz. Arohi karega. 

 
Sid to Arohi: Sir ne kaha ke tum meri saab kam karogi kyunki muhje ye special school project mein kam karna hai.  Yeh woh Mr. Balsara ka file hai - un logo ko Sir ki email dena bhulna maat. 
 
Arohi: Koi baat nai - mein de dhungi. 
 
Arohi on the phone: Hah.  Email address hai ArjunPunj@Yahoo (BT Blopper special edition) - hah main spell kaarti hu. A=Ass, R=Rat, J=Jhoota, U=Ugly, N=Nasty.
 
********AP overhears and FUMMMMMESSS & WALKS OFF******************
 
Siddharth to Arohi:  Tum kitne sweet ho... meri saab kam samal liya.  
 
Arohi to Siddharth:  Hum dost hai - koi baat nahi
 
Siddharth to Arohi: Yeh lo - mein tumhari liye coffee ley aayee
 
****Arohi spots Arjun Punj lurking n' listening - Pretending to talk to Prakash*****
 
Arohi to Siddharth: Thank you - jaag waali coffee - ley aaayee - mera favorite, cheeni bhi teek hai
 
Siddharth to Arohi: Tumhare liye kuch bhi - tum kitna aachi ho - sabki madat karti ho
 
Arohi to Siddharth: Kaash har koi tumhari tara samajdhar hota - logo ka respect karta. 
 
**********************Arjun BP Explodes ***************************




The Story of Apples
  -Karishma




AP: Man im soo hungry...maybe i will juss take one bite...arohi won't find out 😲



AP: Why does arohi always take BIG bites of the apple....this means less for me




Apple 1: wow what a beautiful day....god i hope i don't end up in some weird person's mouth.....

Apple 2: man im hilling and jhulling..😲. OMG!!! Where are they taking us...

Apple 3: these humans are taking us to karan singh's house...just because he can't impress girls with his cool hair and HIP clothing style...😆😆...he apparently thinks he can impress them by sharing "apple  ka bagheechass"...he should seriously get tips from salil....😕

Apple 2: really we are going to the GREAT karan singh's house wow...im actually very excited now....😃

Apple 1: WHAT that's not fare you guys get to go to karan's house....dammit i have to go to mittal & punj's place.😭😭..you know what that means....that crazy NUTTIE all she eats is apples  god!!!...at breakfast they don't even have cereal, bagels, or any other fruits...all they have is apples....

Apple 2: yaa well ekta can't afford to grow any other fruits....and cereals, bagels are not under the budget...😛😆

 Apple 3: actually i heard....ekta is saving up money for a new actor...she wants to add another sibling to the mittal family..it's needed for the future script...and remember paddy has to meet the goal of creating a football team....😆

Apple 1: (reached punj & mittals fruit basket)...O NOOO here comes nutt case....😡😡..hope she doesn't pick me...

Apple 2: wow we are finally at karan's place....yo apple 3 you were telling me about impressing a girl who does he want to impress...😲

Apple 3: Miss arohi....😎

Apple 1: NAHIII....damit...😭...nuttie had to pick me....o well i guess mere nasib main ya he likha tha....at least arjun isn't around....or she would start her apple sharing natak .....then it gets really annoying......(god it should be in her resume.... im Natasha... i love challenges and my favourite hobbies include.... trying to share apples with arjun)😕

Apple 2: What karan wants to share apples ka bageecha with arohi...i thought arjun and arohi liked sharing apples...when did karan come in to this equation....😕

Apple 3: Man didn't you hear about  arohi's "plan" .😲...it was to marry arjun so she can afford to buy all the apples in shimla.....but arjun over heard her talking about this secret plan to badi ma so they aren't a couple anymore....

Apple 2: ooooooo so i get it now karan wants to buy all the apple trees in shimla to impress arohi :)WOW.....kya baat haii....😉

Apple 1: omg omg Nuttie is going towards dukhi atma's aka arjun's room...yaar....now she will start her  apple sharing crapp:(..😡😈....god if she can't finish a whole apple by her self...why doesn't she juss save it for later....let me juss put my headphones on so i don't have to listen to nutties bak bak...

mean while:

nUttie asks arjun to share the apple...

arjun says NO..😡

nuttie says: please please share karo naa....

arjun with his angry look says:  😡😡NOOO don't you understand English i said NO....

nuttie: please arjun share it with me....i can't finish the whole apple...

arjun finally couldn't take it anymore😡😡😡 takes the apple....turns around pretends to eat the apple...but actually puts some of ekta's poisonous powder on it and gives it back to nuttie.....

nuttie all happy eats the apple and dies 👏

...........................................................................

karan and arohi : share apple trees forever and live happily ever after😳

arjun marries the new sibling ekta added to mittal family and lives NOT so happy ever after :)...🥱

THE END!!!!


Arjun's Realization of His Love
(REF: Episode on May 1, 2009)
     -Anu


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Arjun Talks to Dad about Arohi-Punjabi Version
(REF: Episode on April 20, 2009)
 -Mehr

DK *concerned*:  puttar, Tenno ki hoya hega hey? bol na puttar'menno apni dil de gal nahi bataye ga? 😊
Arjun: papa g..meinno khud nahi pata hega k mein kee kawwa 😕'aaj'mein eik kuri noo dhekhyea..😍...Papa g'mein onnoo dhekhda he raha 😍'papa g'meinoo aaj tuk kisi kuri noo dhekh ker ahey jiya nahi mehsoos huwa 😳'jis tarha meinnoo onnoo dhekh ker mehsoos hoya hega ❤️'

DK: (listetning silently) 🤔

Arjun (in flashback): oodi chehray dee maasoomiyaat 😍..oodey bheeghay baal 😳..aisay lagda piya see k mein bas onnoo he dhekhda rawa 😍'papa g'meinoo samajh  nahi aayi k mein kee karaa!  Meinoo nahi pata k mein jo kehnda payaa hoo o taannoo samajh wi aanda paya hega k nahi 😕..hoon mein kisi hor dey naal ae gal we tay nahi ker sagda na'😳

DK: puttar'too oday naal gal kitti?🤔

Arjun: nahi papa g 😳'mein odey naal gal nahi ker sagda *shermaying* ☺️ 

DK *encouraging*: tu sheir da puttar bun *pat on the back*..aur odday naal gal ker!  

Next day

Arjun: oye Arohi! 😊

Aro: g Sir'😊

Arjun *hilling julling*: o mein'mein 😕'.tenno kuch bataana hega'😳

Aro: kee bataanay hega Sir? 😊

Arjun: tu meinay sirf Arjun kyu nahi bulaandi? 😕 *moo phula ker*

Aro: woh mein kaisay'' 😳 *shermaying*

Arjun: acha chadd 😳..dhekh mein ki laya henga!! 😃(takes out chooriyaan)

Aro: chooriyaa!!! 😃 Chooriyaa meinoo barri pasand hegi hein Sir!!😃

Arjun: "Sir?" 😕

Aro: mera matlab hey 😳'..Ar'Arjun 😊

Arjun: 😃

Aro (chooriyaa pehen ker): kinni soni hegi hein 😳'*admiring chooriyaa in her hands*

Arjun *in Aro land*: biklul gobhi dey phool jayi lagdi hoh 😍 

Aro: KYA? 😲 Mein taannoo GOBHI dey phool jahi lagdi haa?  jao mein taaday naal gal nahi kara gii *angry nudge* 😡

Arjun *back to earth* *hilling julling* 😕: nahi! 😲 Nahi'nahi'mera O matlab nahi hega see *confused* 😕 

Aro 😡 (leaves)

Arjun: hoon mein kii karaa? 😕 *thinking hard* 🤔

After half an hour'seeing no sign of Aro ..he sends one sms to her 😃

"Assa dil day mobile vich tuhaadee Pyar di sim pawai hey! ❤️ Kitta load main card Armaanaa da, vich Hijar di battery pawai hegi! Nit Hasrataan naal innoo charge karday aan 😳, vich dard di tone bharai aa!  teri yaad day signal aa ondey nay, par call na kadi aai aa"

Arjun k sms ka reply Aro kuch is tarha deyti hey (keeping his gobhi k phool wala dialogue in mind) she also uses vegetable as an example: 😆
 
"Romance karen noo jee ker da way... 😍
Date te jaan noo jee ker da way.. ❤️
ishaaray dey dey ker ak gayee aa...*sigh* 😕
teenday warga pak gayee aa 😕 "
 
Arjun's reaction: 😕 ab kya keroo? *scratching head* papa g say poochta hoo kya kerna chahye.. *sigh* 😕

Ek Pal-The OM Pendant
(REF: May 2009 Episodes)
    -Sonia

 Arjun knows the truth and now he hates men (coz of DK) ok jokes apart.. he hates DK' Arohi met with an accident and lost her vision' Arjun holds himself responsible for this and cries and drinks' Its my fan fic so he does takes shower regularly! No stinking business please' 

Arohi doesn't want to stay in Shimla anymore so BM taking her to Bombay with her so that she may also get a chance to pursue her career here' Arjun doesn't know about it and he doesn't anymore go to P&M office or stays in the mansion' He stays in their old house' he only lives to fulfill Arohi's dream and make her happy in any way' He is shattered and a wreck'  The pain he had given her in the heat of the moment, haunts him now'

Arohi doesn't talk about Arjun at all' but Arjun is all she thinks about' Arohi knows that Arjun knows about her accident and the the truth' She knows he still loves her but then so much has transpired between them that now it would be really very very difficult or even close to impossible for them to cover the distance between them'Her wounds are fresh'. Yet she can't help but wonder that why didn't he ever try to meet her even once?? But then dejectedly laughing on herself brushes it away as she remembers he had said that whether she lives or dies it won't affect her'

The land deal issue is out in open and P&M is accused for fraud' since the studio was to be made on Arjun's name he is the main accused' Savita has warned him about it and he knows the proceedings are on but he doesn't care' DK has hired the best lawyer for him but Arjun doesn't co-operate at all' On Savita's insistence Arjun had agreed to co-operate with the proceedings of the case' Savita has denied him to meet Arohi but regularly updates him on her recovery' She knows he's repenting but she can't help it' She doesn't want to hurt Arohi'

Salil and poorvi are just back from their honeymoon and Salil finds out everything that's happened in Arjun's life and regarding Arohi from Aman and Nikhil'

It's the final court hearing day and today itself Arohi is leaving Shimla' Arjun doesn't know this and Savita didn't tell him because she knows if Arjun comes to know about it he would definitely miss his hearing' DK has begged Arjun to be there on time but Arjun gave in only because he had promised Savita'

He is in his car driving to the court when Salil calls him up and apologizes for not being there when he needed him the most' Arjun apologizes too for not supporting him in his decision of marrying Poorvi' Arjun enquires about Poorvi too' Salil tells him that Poorvi has gone to Sukh Niwas since Arohi is leaving for Mumbai today' Arjun all shocked (one more car stunt here) applies the brakes immediately' He further enquires about when is she leaving and Salil informs him that her train is in an hour's time or so' Arjun immediately starts towards the railway station' Last evening's snowfall has blocked many ways and traffic is slow too' but he manages to reach the station in time' he wonders why Savita didn't tell him that they are leaving for Mumbai' He frantically tries to look out for Arohi' All the while her smiling face and their moments together flashes in front of his eyes' DK calls him to know when is he reaching the court but Arjun refuses to come' DK warns him of the consequences and pleads with him to come' As he is talking to DK he spots Savita and Arohi standing in one corner' He cuts DK's call and move towards them' Other side DK tries reaching him again but to no avail' Since Arjun misses the hearing court announces its decision against Arjun' Arjun is to be arrested and jailed! (Maybe Anjana would be a better help here' I don't understand law much' so please excuse me here)

On the other side at the station' Arjun moves towards Arohi' Savita spots him and tells Arohi to be here and that she'll be back in a while' Savita questions Arjun but he ignores all' Silent tears flowing down his eyes he begs his mom to let him meet Arohi once' Reluctantly Savita gives in and moves away'

Arohi here is lost in Arjun's thoughts' thinking that after this moment we'll never meet probably' she is remembering all their fights, Arjun holding her hand, he kissing her forehead, she resting her head on his chest, she irritating him, he insulting her, he being a gentleman in rain, he teasing her' and a sad smile comes on her lips' A tear drops from her eyes when she realizes that leaving Shimla is also like cutting the last chord between them'She shuts her eyes' oblivious to her surroundings she is just about to loose her balance as a kid who was trying to run away from his mother's grip runs into her' But before she could fall a strong pair of arm holds her and prevent her fall' Arjun remembers their first meeting where she had held on to him to prevent a fall' time stands still for Arjun once again'

Arohi scared as a child still clutching on to the stranger's arm balances herself'

Arohi: Thank you' aapne mujhe girne se bacha liya'

Arjun doesn't speak a word' just keep looking at her angelic face'He thinks it's the same face that he had fallen in love with not so long ago' it's the same face he can see whenever he shuts his eyes' it still has the same innocence' its still so serene' so calm' yet it has lost its glow' He looks at her eyes and remembers when he had said that hers are the most beautiful eyes and he never can see tears in her eyes' he then remembers when he had wiped out her tears only to cause more pain' he remembers the tears that just couldn't stop after he announced his engagement to Nutts when he had insulted her' these eyes are still so pure' He remembers when she had confessed her deepest feelings to her how much her eyes had shone that day' The eyes that had once shone with love so deep just for him doesn't shine anymore' its lifeless!!! Unable to contain his pain he shuts his eyes still holding her' Arohi is feeling weird and secured at the same time' Something inside her wants to be like this forever' but something wanted to run away'. She wonders who's the person and is just about to ask him to leave her when she feels the drop of tear falling on her hand'

Arohi: Aap ro rahe hai??   

Savita who had seen Arohi about to fall and Arjun trying to balance her come quickly at Arohi' side to enquire whether she's fine'. And when Arohi asks him whether he's crying' Savita rescues him by replying'

Savita: Arohi beta yeh station hai apno se door jaane ka gham toh sabhi ko hota hai na' (Arjun doesn't say a word yet just looks at his mother with gratitude' Arjun looks at Savita pleading her for a little more time' seeing no choice she says) Arohi main pani leke aati hoon' and asks Arjun to take care of her in the meanwhile'.    

While Savita is away Arjun turns to Arohi' he desperately want to tell her that its him' that he's back' he wants to hold her tight' doesn't want to let her go' but'

Arohi: lagta hai aapka koi apna aapse door jaa raha hai'

Arjun: (tears run down his face) hmm'

(He smiles a little at her' when he remembers the moment when he had held her close against her wishes when he wanted to shoo Unty away ' He also observes her concern even for a stranger' he remembers the time when she had helped him to get home after he had got drunk and couldn't even stand')

Arohi: Kitni Azeeb baat hain na wahan aapka koi apna door ja raha hai' aur yahan main kisi apne se humesha ke liye door ja rahi hoon' dekha jaye toh door toh woh kab ka ja chukka hai' lekin kehte hain apno ko ro kar nahin hass kar goodbye kehna chahiye'

Arohi doesn't know why she is saying all this to this guy' and on the other hand Arjun remembers the moment when Arohi had got him to smile' He can feel everything slipping away from his hands'

Arohi: Aap itne chup kyun hai?

Arjun opens his mouth to speak something but thinking better of it closes it again'

Arohi: Main bachpan se Shimla main hi rahi hoon'yehi meri duniya thi lekin aaj waqt aur haalat aise nahin ki main yahan reh sakoon'isiliye main apna sab kuch peeche chod ke ja rahi hoon' aap udaas hai kyunki aapka koi apna ja raha hai' lekin uske wapis aane ki umeed toh hogi'

Arjun remembers the cliff scene where Arohi had said that she won't turn her back on her love' she'll give it a chance and he had turned his back to her and walked away' Though Arjun tries to hold back yet a stifled cry escapes' which makes Arohi restless

Arohi: Dekhiye main yeh toh nahin jaanti ke aapko kya dard hai lekin itna zaroor kahoongi ki dard hi hai jo apko jeene ke ehsaas dilata hai'

Just then the railway announcement is made and Savita comes back'

Savita: Chalo beta Arohi' train ka time ho gaya hai'

Helplessly both Savita and Arjun look at each other' With tears in her eyes Savita pats Arjun's head' to which Arjun understandingly nods'

Arohi: Ji Badi Ma (Arjun helps them till their compartment' Arohi is about to go in but thinks something and turns back' reaching out for the stranger guy' Arohi is in the train while Arjun is on the platform' she moves her hand around her neck and unties her OM pendant) Haath badaiye' Yeh pendant mujhe meri Maa ne diya tha' kaha tha ki umeed kabhi nahin chodni chahiye' Mere har achche bure waqt main yeh mere saath tha magar ab shayad mujhe iski koi zaroorat nahin' she holds his hand and put the pendant in his hand and he holds her hand tightly yet so softly for the last time' here the realization dawns upon her' Not ready to let go she expectantly says Arjun' as a tear rolls down her face' Her eyes once again expressed her undying and selfless love for him' Arjun intently looks at her trying to capture the smallest detail of her face to treasure it for the rest of his life' He wanted time to stop'.all their moments together are running in Arohi's mind' when she feels Badi Maa nudging her to get in' and Arjun leaves her hand and turns to go' The train starts' and he clasps the OM tight and turns to get her glimpse but couldn't see her anymore' There still at the doorside with Savita beside her' Arohi crying, speaks aloud "Ek baar rukne ko keh ke to dekhte Arjun"

On the other end Arjun is arrested!!!


Arjun-Natasha Engagement
(REF: May 5th 2009-after Arohi is humiliated by Arjun)
 -Manisha


As she steps into the lift.. she remembers Arjun's words "lift ka color badal jana chahiye" all the sweet memories comes back to her... the way he said ILU.. the way he held her hand n took her away... she closes her eyes.. tears flowing down.. she reaches the floor.. she wipes of tears.. goes to her cabin n calls up interior decorators.. she tries to concentrate on her work.. but she cudnt all the happy memories keep coming back.. she all hurt n sad.. whenever she sees Arjun.. tears just spring up in her eyes.. but she wipes them out.. she doesnt want Arjun 2 c them... she moves her face away from Arjun every time he confronts her.. not because she does not want 2 face him but becoz she does not want him 2 see her puffy n red eyes.. Arjun cud sense something amiss every time Arohi avoids Arjun's gaze but tries to think it otherwise.. he reminds himself all he want is to never let Aro back in his life n the engagement wud b the end of it.. he is quite sure of it n he does not want any stone left unturned to make that final blow at Aro..
 
On the day of engagement, he calls Aro.. he makes her incharge to serve the guests.. this way he made sure she wud always get the pinch.. at the moment of ring ceremony, with a sly smile he calls Aro on stage telling guests that she is his most imp friend n the ceremony wudnt mean anything without her.. she tries to avoid him but he makes her come on the stage.. Aro closes her eyes touches her Om n goes up.. she tries to keep her gaze down, but he makes her look at him.. and when he looks at her, he is all shocked.. suddenly something starts pinching him.. his eyes become all wet n a tear rolls down his face.. aah.. is this same Aro.. her eyes all puffed up n red, face pale, lips all dry n parched.. oh my god.. wat has he done 2 her.. his hands tremble n the ring slips from his fingers n rolls down the floor.. Aro quickly turns away, steps down, n goes behind one of the curtains as she cudnt stop tears rolling down her face.. nuts glances at arjun all perplexed n gives a fleeting look at rushing Aro.. DK quickly goes by his son's side quickly wipes out his tear n tells him to control himself n reminds him this wud b the end of all his miseries n pain.. 2 just go ahead.. Arjun is not sure of it though.. he feels something is tearing him apart.. something deep inside has again started piercing him constantly.. his mind is all blank.. he cant think of anything n just follows his Dads orders.. he takes the ring n goes on with the ceremony disheartened giving a last glance where Aro is hidden.. Aro hears the applause.. something stirred up deep inside her.. she cannot bear the sound of applause.. her hands searches for support.. she wanted 2 scream out loud, but it just remained trapped inside her.. she shuts her eyes tightly, holds on to her Om.. she cudnt control.. tears starts flowing down constantly.. nothing cud lessen the grief that she felt right now... she hears applause subsiding...she lets those final tears roll down...  composes herself.. wipes down her tears.. tries to smile n comes out.. she starts asking n serving the happy guests.. she reaches where Arjun n Nutts r standing.. recieving greetings n gifts.. suddenly a sharp pain shoots up n there is a sudden surge of tears.. she controls hard.. keeps those tears away... slowly moves up to them.. n asks nutts.. "aap kya lengi, madam" Arjun again feels that constant piercing pain, which hadnt left him a bit, but this time its even more painful... Nutts orders something n with a faint smile Aro asks the waiter 2 serve her.. Aro slowly turns towards Arjun.. She looks in to his eyes n asks "aap kya lenge, Sir"... those words, her almost tearful eyes, n her look gives him such a stab.. wrinkles creep up on his forehead, his eyes become turbulent, he searches her eyes for something solacing but all he cud see is deep unrelenting pain.. he just cant bear it n turns away his face n nods No slightly... Aro feels something.. senses a faint hope.. wants to step forward.. but then sees nutts moving towards him.. n she quickly pushes away that thought.. all sad once again, she turns n goes away.. Arjun turns around n watches her go n suddenly he feels he has lost everything... suddenly there is a vacuum inside him... vast emptiness surrounds him... everything seems worthless.. even his own breath.. he closes his eyes n all he cud see is Aro smiling..

Edited by secretkeeper - 14 years ago
Posted: 14 years ago

 

Continued...
 
Nanha Munha Arjun cried
 -Sonia

Arjun crying in his room and daddy dear enter😭!

DD: Arjun beta tum ro kyun rahe ho??

Arjun: Dad apne dekha Arohi ko😭'

DD: Arjun roz office main main usse dekhta hoon.. toh😕??

Arjun: (Ghoorofying his dad😳) Aap Arohi ko roz office main dekhte hain😲?? Lekin aap mujhe kyun nahin dikhte roz😕??

DD: (caught' gulps🤔) Arjun baat kya hai woh batao' Usne tumhe hurt kiya na😡??

 Arjun: Hurt!😭 Usne jaate hain mujhse kya kaha' Dad usne' usne (crying) 😭usne mujhe nahane ko kaha dad!

 DD: (shocked😲) what?? Himmat kaise hui us ladki ki tumhe nahane ko kehne ki😡??

 Arjun: Dad woh kehti hai main stink karta hoon😭' mere kapde itne gande hain ki sadak chap bikari bhi unhe lene se refuse kar denge😭 😭' woh kehti hai ki mera dimaag kharab hai😭 ' jo main summers main sweater pehnta hoon 😭'

 DD: Lekin Arjun usme kya burai hai😕' winters main toh sab sweater pehnte hai' summers main sweater pehne ke liye himmat chahiye😃' aur who ladki hai hi kya' tum Nutts ko dekho tumhe bilkul suit karti hai' I mean who bhi ajeebo gareeb kapde pehnti hai' Aisa hi hota hai beta isiliye main kehta hoon ki pyaar vyaar nahin karma chahiye😡!

(DD leaves)

 Arjun: Tum aisa kaise kar sakti ho Arohi😭' maine tumhe tent dress di' TENT DRESS' who Unty ko deta toh kitni khush hoti aur tumne mujhe badle main Billu Barbar ki appointment book karwa ke di'  (howling😭 😭' tumne mujhe bohut hurt kiya hai Arohi' crying😭 😭 😭)

 Next Day office...

 Nutts sitting on Arjun's chair' and Arjun enters'

 Arjun: Nuttasha' I am proud of you'. Tum kapdo ke mamle main kitni bachat karti ho' Dad bohut khush hain tumse😳'

 (Arohi enters)

 Nutts: Main Jaanti hoon Arjun😳' Isiliye abhi tak Salil bhaiya ki bachpan ki shorts aur Aman ki ganji main ghoom rahi hoon

Arjun: Aman red gangi pehnta tha😕

Nutts: haan thoda hatke you know🤢

Arjun: Tum kitni samajhdaar ho😃' Kyun Arohi hain na hum soul mates😛'

Arohi: Perfectly sir👍🏼' made for each other👏' bilkul waise jaise Joothe ke saath Sole!

 Arjun: Thanks!

 Shoe shopping' Arohi watching...

 Arjun: (trying to put it on Nutts' feet' salesman comes) madam ke size ki dikhao😎

 Salesman: Koi fayda nahin😕' humare yahan ka ek bhi jootha inke pair main fit nahin aayega'

 Nutts: (mouthful of apple) par kyun??

 Salesman: Humare jootho ko insaano ki samajh hain😳' (takes the shoe to Arohi) Ma'am aap try keejiye'(Arohi tries and it fits in' smiling proudly) dekha maine kaha tha na😃'

 Arjun-Nutts dropping Arohi home...

 Nutts: Arjun main bhutta khake aati hoon.. (she goes out in rain' arjun watching smiling😳)

 Arjun: Dekha Arohi' yehi farak hai tum main aur Nutts main?

 Arohi: Kaisa farak❓??

 Arjun: Dekho tum yahin bethi ho.. aur nutts bahar baarish main nahane chali gayi😳' uske kapde bhi dhul gaye😛' how cost-effective😳! Paani, sabun aur kapdo ki bachat😃! Tumhari tarah nahin jo roz nahakar alag alag kapde pehnke office aati ho🤔' maine tumhe black& white pehne ka order diya ki shayad ab tum wohi kapde pehno lekin nahin tumhare paas uska bhi stock hai😡'

 Arohi: What😲! Apko yaad bhi hai aapne pichli baar kapde kab badale the😕?? Shave kab ki thi aur baal kab kataye the? Kab nahaya tha🤢??

 Arjun: What do you mean😡? Pichli baar jab hum Baarish main bhige the toh main dry clean ho gaya tha kapdo ke saath😎!

 Arohi: haan haan😳' kyun nahin🤓' jaante hai poore office main badbu phaili hui hai🐷' jahan se aap guzarte hain wahan room freshener spray  karma padta hai🤢! Aur aapka hilna julna' Lagta hai spring lage hue hai🤪'

 Arjun: Hilne julne ke fayde pata hai😡' isse gille kapde sookh jaate hai aur jab baarish nahin hoti tab kapdo pe lagi dhool bhi ud jati hai'

 Arohi: Aap kabhi sudhrenge nahin na sir😒'

 Arjun: wateva😎'

 DK & Savita confrontation'

 Savita: mujhe tumse yeh umeed nahin thi DK😕' aaj ka newspaper pada hai tumne❓' kya likha hai Arjun ke bare main😡'

 DK: Aisa kya likha hai😳' Arjun-Nutts ki engagement ki news hai😃'

 Savita: Haan aur caption hai' "Saal ki sabse badboodar shaadi"🐷

 DK: toh isme burai kya hai?

 Savita: Kaise kar sakte ho tum aisa😡 ' tum jaise the tumne Arjun ko bhi waisa hi bana diya😡' Isiliye main tumhe chod ke gayi thi💔' kyonki tum nahate nahin the🤢'

 DK: toh tum kaunsa badal gayi😡' aaj bhi din main do baar nahati hogi' what a waste🤢!

 Savita: Tum useless ho DK😡!

 Arjun realizing money loosing...

 Arjun: Ms. Arohi' tumne 10 lakh nilkalwaye account se😡'

 Arohi: (shocked😲) you mean itne paise the' P&M ke account main😲

 Arjun: Damn it' what do you mean😡??

 Arohi: Zyada kuch nahin😳' yehi' ki extra money ke liye P&M main kya nahin hota'

Cafeteria band karke hotel khol diya' backyard main hospital hai' Ground floor aur garden main school chalta hai' aapka real business kya hai meri bhi ab tak samajh main nahin aaya' kyunki maine yahan kissi ko kaam vaam karte kabhi dekha nahin' aur main bhi kabhi associate' kabhi peon' kabhi secretary ka kaam karti hoon'mera profile toh abhi tak clear nahin kiya😡... Aap apna job apne paas rakhiye main ja rahi hoon😡' aur P&M ka naam Punj & Mittals se badal ke Penniless & Mindless kar dijiye🤢'

 Arjun: (hilling-julling☢️) par suno' suno tho'

 (Arohi leaves and story ends)




Meray pass maa hey

 -Nupur

Piggy banking on your ideas.... 
Arjun say....Mera paas..P&M mansion hai....P&M company hai......Nutts aur uske High Class Apples  hai...... 
Tumhare pass kya hai.... 
Arohi:- Mera pass aap ki Maa hai!!!! *loud Thunderclap*

Minnie's addition:

Arjun's eyes swell up with tears and Arohi's face beams with evilness   *BG music - Maa song from Taare Zameen Par*

Wedding menu

 -beagleboy

I guess Tiffanys have branched out into new business now...they are making heavy indian jewellery...I guess thats where Paddy gets hers made....she mentioned the jewellers were coming home, I guess she meant the Tiffany designers....they are probably going to come on one of DKs chartered flights and are prbly staying at the luxurious hotel simla! My guess is that Nuts' wedding saree is going to be designed by Giorgio Armani and probably has apples printed on it...and Arjun's wedding suit (I mean sweater) is going to be designed by Valentino....You know...they never spoke of the wedding menu-  
starters- butta corn soup 
Main-apple and corn vegetable 
Corn Pulao, apple bread/phulkas 
and specially for Nuttasha- Apple fed Punji, corn fed Chicken 
Dessert- apple pie

By Aditi & Anu
 
Ok People this is for our Dear Anu😃 . Our true and most deserving IF dazzeler 👏
 You know she makes us laugh day after day , no matter how crappy the episode is , bus kabhi kabhi she is  thoda thoda weepy , aur tauba uska gussa bhagwaan bachaye bechaari Arohi ko....sometime her own Dost comes under a lot of fire .
  Sarv gun sampann hain humari Anu.Matlab yeh ki humari Anu mein KMH ke har characters ke gun hai....wondering how is that possible , check this out
Anu  In DK Avatar :  will go to any lengths to win the contest ( started gathering votes by threatning people)🤣
ANU:: Yeh mere khilaf BT walon ki saazish hai....show me a post where i threatened my dear buddies to vote for me 😆😆😆....they saazishing to spoil my good name...🤣...ppl vote for me out of love...not threats...🤣🤣🤣....cant help it.....🤣🤣🤣

Anu In Savita Avatar :  Gives a lengthy bhashan ocassionally to BT to sudharofy them, but usually koi asar nahin hota ( vaise kabhi kabhi ho bhi jaata hai)😉
ANU:: Iam no Mother India 😆....she useless crap....me adde ki shaan 😆....she gives bashans at wrong time and disaapears when needed...me ...iam always at adda....😆..... also BT walen changing things at super jet speed....didnt u see...its all my bashan's side effects 🤣...so Iam no MI 🤣

Anu in Arohi Avatar: No matter how much KMH creatives hurt her , she keeps watching the show, for our sake👏
Anu:: This i have to agree....u ppl making me watch this show every day....😆


Anu In Arjun Avatar : She is the true messiah , kitna bhi bakwaas episode ho adda walon ko hassa hassa kar epi dekhne par majboor kar deti hai...people watch it to see how ridiculous the dialogues/acting/music/costume was👍🏼
Anu:: This is just PERFECT 😃😃

Anu in Salil's Avatar : She loves her dost dearly par Mickie/Mayu ki dosti bhi nahin chodti😆
Anu : Ssshhhhhh.........😆😆😆...Dont tell this loud at adda....I heard dost spies a lot here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...sunlega tho he will be shattered🤣🤣🤣
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Anu in Purvi Avatar: She looks hungry not angry😛  (  Aruna's contribution)
Anu: Me hungry??  🤣 🤣
 
FF By Pavs

ACT 1: punji in jail....g.rai goes to visit him
GANGA: Arjun tum kyun nehi chahte ho ki main sab kuch arohi ko sach sach batadu?
 
ARJUN: Aap usse milethe??kaisi hain meri arohi?
G: woh bilkul thik hain...bahut bari singer ban gayi hain...arjun usse to yehi lagta hain ki aaj woh jis mukaam pe hain woh karan singh ki den hain.

ARJUN: mein nehi chahta hu ki arohi kabhi bhi sachchai jane...agar kismat ko manzur hoga to hum phir se milenge..woh khud mere paas aayegi
G: arjun shayad yehi kabhi nehi hoga kyunki...woh saadi kar rahi hai karan singh ke saath

arjun shocked, a lone tear falls from his eyes
he wipes it off n sadly smiles
ARJUN: agar uski khushi isi mein hain to yehi sahi...main use kisi aur ke saath to dekh lunga lekin use dookhi nehi dekh sakta hu.woh mere liye sab kuch hain.. uski khushi mein aapna jahan dhoondh lunga
G: aisa mat karo arjun..use ekbar sach batake to dekho..shayad woh koi bhram mein jee rahi hain ke tum uski parwa nehi karti ho.plzz arjun apne pyar ko bachao..sirf ek mauka deke to dekho
ARJUN: nehi abhi bahut late hogaya hain..ab kuch nehi ho sakta hain
ACT 2:
G: I cant let this happen to arjun..mujhe arohi se baat karni hogi chahe woh sunna chahe ya nehi...ab use sachchai jannai hoga..arjun ke liye, unke pyar ke liye

Ganga goes to KS house
ACT 3:
KS: pata hain arohi this is the greatest day in my life..kabhi sochai nehi ki tumhari jaisi koi mujhe milega..tum khush to ho?
 flashes of arjohi moments come to arohi's head: da salsa dance, da pallu ripping n the elevator scene

Arohi(thinks): Kyun Kyun nehi bhul payi hu usko abhi bhi..kyun uskahi khayal aata hai har kadam pe..kuch nehi mila mujhe us rishtey se phir kyun woh rishta mujhe sab rishto se bara lagta hain..kyun nehi bhul payi hu main us aadmi ko jisne mujhe sirf dookh pauchaya, sirf rulaya..kyun nehi pyar kar payi mein karan se...aaj mein jo bhi hu sirf uskeliye hu phir kyun uske liye mere dil mein woh feelings nehi hain.

Arohi(wid a sad smile): ha karan mein khush hu...

KS: kitna acha mauka hain na arohi..aaj humara shaadi hoga aur kal se hum log world tour ke liye nikal jayenge...ur dream will come true..saari duniye tumhari kaala dekhenge.tumhari baba ka sapna pura karoge tum.
ACT 4:
GRai comes to meet arohi
she in her shaadi ka joda...aftr lot of tussle wid the security guards she entered arohi's room.

Arohi: yeh kya ho raha hain ..aap kaun hain.dekhiye aap ko autograph chahiye?
G: Mujhe tumse bahut zaroori baat karni hain arohi.main Ganga Rai hu.peshe se ek lawyer..lekin aaj mujhe tumhe kisi ke beintihah mohabbat ke bare mein batani hain..aur agar aaj main aaj tumse baat nehi kar payi to phir kayamath aajayega
Arohi: Aap kya kehrahi hain mujhe kuch samajh mein nehi aaraha hain..dekhiye meri shaadi hone wali hain aur bahar sab intezaar kar rahe hain

G: par arohi uska ka jo tumhare liye dhai saal se intezaar kar raha hain..uska kya arohi jisne tumhare pyaar mein aapne aap ko abad kar diya hain.
Arohi: Aap kis ka baat kar rahen hain?
G: arjun punj...kya tumhe ye naam yaad hai arohi
Arohi(lookin baffled and then not looking in her eyes): nehi mujhe ye naam yaad nehi hain
G: jhooth mat bolo arohi..aaj jhooth ki koi gunjaish nehi hain

G: Arohi tum soch te ho ke aaj tum jo ho ye sab karan singh ne tumhe diya hai...nehi arohi..sachai to ye hai ki tumhare har sapne ko pura kiya hai arjun ne..apna sab kuch  lutake usne tumhe yeh bulandi tak laya hain...har taqlif, har shikanj tumhe choone se pehle usne aapne upar liya hai...sirf tumhare khushi ke liye..tumhare ek muskuruhat ke liye

Arohi: nehi aap jo bol rahe hain mujhe uspe vishwaas nehi hain..arjun mujhe pyaar nehi karta hain..sirf nafrat karta tha aur ab bhi shayd nafrat karta hain..aur mere liye usne kuch nehi kiya hai..diya hai to sirf zillat aur dhoka...madat to mujhe ks ne kiya tha..jab mein bilkul akeli thi usne mera saath diya tha

G: nehi arohi galat faimi hai tumhe..arjun tumse bahut pyaar karta tha aur aaj bhi sirf tumhei chahta hai..tum sachai janna chahti ho na...to suno...(
tells her the whole tale of arjun knowing the truth, coming to ask for forgiveness n then accident)
G: Jab tum apni zindagi ke saath us hospital bed pe lar rahi thi tab us waqt arjun ne apna pura zindagi tumhare naam kar diya tha sirf us ek pal ke liye jab tum phir se saans lo..uska pyaar tumhare liye itna tha ke usne kisika parwa na karte huye apna sab kuch chor diya..apna dad ko chor ke woh tumhara sapna pura karne keliye bombay agaya.. tumhara nafrat sehke apna dard chupake usne woh sab kuch kiya jo tum soch bhi nehi paogi..sirf tumhare liye arohi
G: agar arjun tumse pyar nehi karta hain to arohi yeh samajh lo is duniya mein koi bhi kisiko pyar nehi karta hain.. arohi aaj woh jail mein hai..sirf tumhe bachane ke liye woh jail chala gaya tha. aaj tumhari bari hai arohi..apne pyar ko harne mat do..arjun ko harne mat do 
Arohi alone in the room. Visions come flashing in her mind.. visions of arjun holding her hand on the train when she was going to fall, arjun reaching the concert, him dancing in the rain and throwing away his stuff so tht people come running and sharma girls get place in the shade, arjun smiling when she was accusing him of being the worst mistake of her life

Arohi(to herself): Aaj us aurat ne jo kaha main kaise man loon. kaise samajh loon ki itne din se main jo soch rehathi us ke bare mein woh galath hain.. kyun vishwas karun mein..is se pehle us pe vishwas karke mujhe kuch nehi mila tha.. suddenly she thinks about the time when arjun told her "mere ankhon mein dekhon arohi. tum ek baar kahoge main apna sab kuch chod dunga"
Tears stream down her cheeks

KS enters:
KS: Arohi jaldi chalo shaadi ka mahurat aagaya hain..aur hume iske baad tayyar hoke jana hain..chalo arohi

holds her hand.. tries to pull her but she is livid
KS: kya hua arohi?
Arohi(tearfully): main tum se shaadi nehi karsakungi karan.. maine bahut samjhaya apne aap ko ki main tumhare saath khush rahungi.. maine bahut samjhaya apne aap ko ki yehi meri duniya hain..yeh world tour hi mera sapna hain..lekin sach to yeh hain ki main aapne aap se hi jhooth bolti rahi..

KS: wat are u sayin arohi?
 
Arohi: mujhe maaf kar do karan.. zindagi se zyada agar kisiko pyar kiya hain kisiko chaha hain to woh sirf arjun hain.

KS(shocked): Arjun Punj????

Arohi: haan arjun punj.. (
tells him whatever g told her)
main sochti rahi ke woh mujhe pyar nehi karta hain..lekin sach to yehi hain ke usne jitna mujhe pyar kiya hain utna main kabhi soch bhi nehi payi.. mujhe dukh is baat ka nehi hain ke mujhe galat faimi thi aur maine itna waqt kho diya..mujhe dukh is baat ka hain ki maine apne dil pe vishwas nehi kiya, vishwas nehi kiya uske ankhon par jis mein humesha sachai thi..

KS: Arohi jaldbazi mein koi kadam mat uthao..tum bhool gaye usne tumhare saath kya kya kiya tha..arohi usne tumhe dhokha diya..tumhare feeings ka maazak banaya...
contd from previous adda:
ks: dekho arohi tum us admi pe depend nehi kar sakti ho..ye tumhari duniya hain...aaj ke baad tum is duniye ke jaane mane singers main se ek hoge...bachcho jaisi harkat mat karo...arjun punj tumhara atith hain...main tumhara aaj hoon aur yeh jo world tour hain yeh tumhara sapna..ise pura karnahi hoga tumhe arohi

arohi: nehi karan aaj mujhe samajh aagaya hain ke meri khushi ye sab mein nehi hain...meri khushi hain arjun mein..main nehi jee paungi uske bager..main jo zindagi jee rahi thi usme main humesha use dhoondhti rehti thi..i am incomplete without him..i am sorry. main tumse shaadi nehi karsakungi
hands him the ring and walks past karan,,,ks holds her hand

karan: us concert ka kya arohi jo tumhe naam shohraat paisa izzat sab dega
arohi: aaj mujhe lagta hain ki agar arjun mere paas ho to naam bhi milenga aur izzat bhi..lekin agar woh mere zindagi mein na rahe to shohrath paisa in cheeso ka koi maine nehi rahega
ACT 4(contd)
Arohi in her dulhan ka joda running out of ks ka house...hp stops her
HP: Arohi yeh kya kar rahe ho tum?? kaha jarahi ho tum?
Arohi: Baba aaj mujhe bahut jaldi hain...mujhe arjun se baat karni hain..main baad mein aapko sab bataungi
HP: tum to karan se shaadi kar rahi ho

KS: nehi uncle arohi mujhse shaadi nehi kar rahi hain..usne toh kal ke world tour ke liye bhi na boldiya hain..aphi samjhaiye
HP: arohi tum sab kuch aise chod ke kyun ja rahe ho..apne log, sangeet, apni duniya chod ke kaha jarahi ho tum?
 Arohi: Baba mujhe jana hain..main nehi ruk sakti aaj

HP n KS: Arohiiiiii
Arohi speeds of in her car..she is tearful but there is a certain determination and resolve on her face

ACT 5
Arohi enters Central Jail...she is veryy nervous and scared
Arohi(thinks): Mujhe pata nehin tumse milke kya kahungi lekin sirf itna janti hoon ki tumhare siwa kisiko itna pyar maine nehi kiya hain.

Inspector: Ji aap kisse milna chahti hain?
Arohi: woh main..arjun punj..kaha hain woh??
Inspector: dekhiye aap is waqt unse nehin milsakte hain..waise bhi woh sirf apna lawyer se milta hain
Arohi: Plz mujhe ekbaar sirf ekbaar usse baat karne dijiye...bahut zaroori baat karni hain..plzzz
Inspector: Ayyie mere saath


The Inspector takes Arohi to the dark jail room..Opens the door and tells her that she has 15 minutes.
Arohi sees the back of a person sittin on a cot..
Arohi: Mr Arjun Punj

Arjun stunned, doesnt look back but could understand that its his arohi
Arohi: Arjun, ek baar meri taraf dekho ge bhi nehi

Arjun looks back at Arohi...Arohi shocked
Arohi: Ye kya halath banaya hain apne apka...
Arjun: Arohi...
Arohi: Nehi aap aaj kuch nehi bolenge...aaj main bolungi aur aap sunenge..kyun..kyun kiya apne aisa arjun...kyun mere liye apne itna kuch saha hain??kyun arjun?kya mujhpe vishwas nehi tha aapko..aap ekbar aake mujhe nehi kehsake ke aapko sara sachai pata hain
yeh bharosa dikhaya aapne mujhpe aur mere pyar pe

Arjun:
comes closer
nehi arohi tumpe aapne aap se bhi zyada bharosa tha..darta tha..yeh soch ke ki main tumhara kabil nehi hu..kis mooh se tumhare paas aata arohi..tumhe sabke samne beizzat karke kya deta main tumhe..kyun mere baat mante tum?tumhe sirf dookh aur aansoon diya hain maine..to phir kyun aapne khushi ke liye tumhari zindagi barbad karta main..kuch dene layak mere paas nehi tha arohi siwai sharmindgi.tumse pyar ka bhik main maang leta arohi lekin main nehin chahta tha ki tum mere jaise ghatiya aadmi ke saath raho

 

FF by mrifna 

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1183726

FF By Aditi

Ok  guys I  so badly want some romance between AA , and know equally well that creatives are not going to fullfill my wish so decided to do something that I have never done before ..... write FF.

My first attempt so please Bhool Chook Maaf..... 

The scene is set AA flat morning after the party.... after the Maha MU ...thanks to the big head......

The first step for romance is to clear MU......so here we go....

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Sur :  Di  uttho ....main college jaa rahi hoon...

Arohi : rubbing her swollen eyes ( lack of sleep and crying)  Sur aaj Sunday ke din college ???

Sur : Haan Di, woh  1st semesters hone waale hain.....extra class hai.... aap uth kar door lock kar lo...

Arohi returning after closing the door behind Sur ....notices Arjun's door is ajar ...he is sitting there ...drinking......

Arohi Looks at clock ...it is 9:00 AM in the morning ...is disgusted ,,,,,"subah subah hi.....kya aadmi hai...."

Goes in her room ...comes out after an hour ....bhook lag rahi hai...chalo kucch nashta bana leti hoon....

Sits down  for breakfast ...sees Arjun is still drinking...  to herself " yeh itni kyun pi raha hai.... forget it what do I care ....."   but inspite of herself she finds herself standing at Arjun's  door some time later...

Arjun raises his eyes they are red....his face is flushed with anger and desperation ... spits out

" what ?? "

Arohi : hesistating,   tum...itni  kyun pi rahe ho....?

Arjun : Tumse matlab? It is none of your business...

Arohi  tentatively enters the room...  " tum mere flat mate ho....aur koi bhi  kisi drunk aadmi ke saath nain rehna chahega"""

Arjun :  I am not drunk.....please leave my room...

Arohi : kya tum iss baat se dukhi  ho ki ...kal  raat mujhe maar nahin paaye??

Arjun : Stunned , he had not thought that Arohi would overhear his conversation with KS, " Shut up Miss Arohi  aur jao yahan se.... tumhe kaise  farq padta hai ki main kis baat se dukhi hoon ya nahin....."

Arohi  " Vaise hi jaise tumhe farq padta hai ki maine kya pehna  hai kya nahin "

Arjun :  agar Tumhe meri itni parwaah hoti.....to mere manaa  karne par party mein nahin jaati ...maine tumse kaha tha ki Karan Singh sahi aadmi nahin hai...."

Arohi : " Sahi aadmi woh nahin hai yaa tum ??.....tumne waiter ko bola mujhe woh tablet dene ko "

Arjun  moves towarde Arohi  and grabs her by the shoulder " aur tumne uss waiter se poocha ki woh tablet usse kisne di thi...." agar tumhe meri baatein peeche se chhup kar sunne ka itna hi shauk hai ...to kum  se kum  poori baat suna karo  please.....agar tumne Karan ke saath meri  baat kal poori tarah se suni hoti to tumhe sab samajh aa gaya hota ....kaun sahi  hai ya galat.... par tumse akalmandi  expect  karna  bevakoofi  hai......." pushes her back

Socho tumhaari dress par drink gir gayi....aur you were made to change in such a short dress...karan singh ka associate tumhe khud  drink de kar jaata hai..... uss drink ko peene ke baad Mallika ki halat dekhi thi??

Arohi : confused, "par tumne uss  se khud kaha ki tum mujhe maarna chate the..."

Arjun: To aur kya kehta Karan se.?.....ki main usse maarna chahta tha.... ? mujhe kucch bolna tha issliye bol diya.... " again moving towards her a step.....  " tum soch bhi kaise sakti ho ki Main tumhe maarna chahoonga " 

Arohi , with tears in her eyes " jaise tumne soch liya tha ki main tumse dhoka kar rahi hoo...pyaar ka natak kar rahi hoo"

Arjun: desperately  " woh meri subse badi galti thi......jiski sazaa main aaj tak bhugat raha hoo....." Arohi maine tumse uss din bhi kaha tha ...I love you like crazy...

Arohi  : angry  " tumne phir apna  mazaak shuru kar diya" tumne khud hi kaha tha ki all you want is to have fun with me.....ek raat aur jaane kya kya ...chee..... tum sirf mere dil ke saath khel rahe ho....aur kucch nahin.....

Arjun :  almost pleading...Arohi main uss din  jo kucch keh raha tha woh sub sach tha..... woh karan singh peeche khada humari baat sun raha tha , issliye maine baat ghuma di....

How can you even think that I will force myself on you......tum jo  mere liye duniyan  mein sabse precious ho ....tum jiske liye maine sab kucch  chod diya ......apne Dad ko bhi........

Arohi: all confused .......  mujhe  kucch nahin pata ...main jaa rahi hoon..." , returns  after a moment....

"Suno tumne subah se kucch nahin khaya hai....maine sandwich banayi hai, please kha lo...." keeps the  plate on the  table and goes....

A  tiny smile spreads on Arjun 's face.....through his tears....... 

Evening same day ...Sur returns from college ........ all excited ..." Di , Di ...kahan ho..."

Arohi : Kya hua  Sur....

Sur: Di Mere saath  room mein chalo abhi......

Arohi: hua kya ...kucch to bata...

Sur : Chalo to sahi

Sur and Arohi  both in their room....

Sur:  Di yeh dekho.....

Arohi : Kya hai....arre   yeh to Arjun ka sketch hai .... makes a face , tujhe wahi mila tha draw karne ko...

Sur : arre suno to sahi.....main bahut dinon se soch rahi thi ...ki kaun hai jisne mujhe college mein scholarship dilwayi......

To main aaj apne Principal sir ke paas chali gayi....unho ne kaha ki 1 aadmi  aaya tha meri drawings le  kar.....  jab unhone  dekha ki main bahut curious hoon janne ke liye woh kaun hain.....to unhone kaha  main describe karta jaata hoon...tum sketch karo......

Aur dekho sketch karne par  kaun nikala...... 

Arohi: totally stunned...... to herself ...." jis messiah ke bare mein main sochti thi  kya woh Arjun hai...."

Remembers " How he held her to  stop her falling from the train...."  how he danced  and  threw his things so  that she and her sisters  could get shelter from the rain"

How he manipulated the landlady to accept her without any deposit......

" Kya Arjun  jo keh raha tha woh such hai....kya woh mujhse pyaar.........? 

2:00 Am in the morning....Arohi can't sleep ... she has been     thinking all evening ....tossing and turning  in  the  bed...... finally gets up ...

Goes to  Arjun's  door and knocks .......Arjun opens the door all irritated.....

Arjun " Kya hai?"

Arohi" woh ....  "  points to something at the back of his shoulder...he turns his face to look  behind...Arohi  quickly rises on her toes , plants a kiss on his cheek , and run backs in her room

Back in her room she has her nakchadhi  smile on her face...... Arjun all lost ...smiling and brushes his hand in his hair.....  

Morning 9:00 AM.... Arohi in the kitchen ..... muttering to herself " iss sadoo ki wajah se Main late ho gayi...."  packing her lunch box...... Arjun comes in the kitchen.....opens the refrigerator ...pulls out an apple....reaches Arohi.....pulls her from behind ....and plants a kiss on her cheek......

The tiffin bowl falls from Arohi's hand with a loud clang.......

Bindu Kundra rushes to the kitchen.....all puzzeled and looking from Arohi to Arjun  and back.......kya hua...

Arohi: all embarrassed, Kucch nahin aunty .....woh haath se box chut gaya 

Arjun walks out of the kitchen nonchalantly , biting his apple...... 

scene at KS's  office...... 

Arjun  speaking to some staff member...Mallika walks behind ...Hi sweet heart......tumne to kal meri jaan hi nikal di thi...kya zarrorat thi  Karoo par goli chalane ki.......

AP : nahin Mallika ...maine karan par goli nahin chaliye.....karan knows everything....smiles at her....afterall  I will not want to mess up with your big break......

Arohi  is passing by and overhears their conversation.....Mallika  gives Arohi a dirty stare,,,,,,,,Arohi all cheesed off...while passing Arjun, slyly digs hard , her nails in his arm .... and walks by.....

Arjun...aaah.!!!...his cell falls from his hand......

Mallika...kya hua

Arjun...kucch nahin ...billi ne panjaa maraa....

Mallika .....billi ???. office mein....? 

Arjun:  haan .........woh........ main  abhi  aaya..... walks away quickly 

Goes behind Arohi......grabs her and pushes her in a room...locks the door......

Arjun:  nails kyun maare???

Arohi:  irritated, Mallika madam se fursat mil gayi......?

Arjun:   woh to main aise hi.......

Arohi : haan tum to bas aise hi...kabhi Natasha  , kabhi Mallika......, all fuming, " waise kahan hain miss Natasha Mittal aaj kal....woh to badi close thi to your heart.......aakhir  tumhare lap mein baithti  thi..... bhutte khilate the uhe ...joote pehnate the....."

Arjun: Arohi  woh sab to..." I just wanted to hurt you....coz I was hurt myself"   aur tum bhi to kal bada Karan sir ...Karan sir kar rahi thi.......itna ghatiya  aadmi  aur tum usse sir bol rahi thi.....tumhara  sir , pair sab main hoon....samajh gayi????

Arohi: smiling, Jealous .. Mr Arjun Punj?

Arjun: No I am very happy.......bhangra kar raha hoon.... 

They both look at each other and start smiling.......

Say sorry simultaneously....... 

Arohi : comes and rests her head on his Chest...... " Aapko pata hain maine aapko kitna miss kiya "

Arjun:  samajh sakta hoon....main bhi kitna tadpa hoon.....

Arohi : I can never thank you enough, aapne  jo mere liye kiya, Sur ke liye kiya......

Arjun: .humaare rishten mein Thank you kahan se aa gaya....

Arohi:  "Mere paas aapko den eke liye kucch bhi nahin , except apne pyaar ke .....aur........"

Removes the Om from her neck......and ties on Arjun's  wrist ...." apne bhagwaan ke" 

"Jaise aap ne har kadam par mera saath diya ...yeh bhi aapka saath denge har kadam par......" 

END...

 

FF By Ria

LOVE The pulse of life. The emotion that encapsulates all that is beautiful. It is the essence of a relationship. Read along and enjoy the comforting emotion called love. It is amazing how this single emotion has woven itself so intricately into the fabric of our existence.

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As Karan guided Arohi into his room, Arjun could not take it any longer.....He was angry and rightly so....despite of asking her to not to go to the party, making sure she does not drink the mocktail and keeping an eye on her all evening he could not save her from this beast! It was his fault...his negligence that had led to this and thus he would have to get things right from here....Mad from anger he rushed towards the door that Karan had closed behind them... his grip tightening around the revolver he had picked on his way!

"Huhh.." He was slightly pushed back by Karan who apparently was coming out of the door...Shocked at the unexpected turn of events he carefully hid the revolver behind his back and tried to make a straight face...his eyes searching for Arohi in the background..."Array Arjun tum!" Karan was naturally surprised to bump into him. "ahemm...." Arjun choked slightly as he continued "Yeah...I just saw you going up with her so thought of....errmmm" Arjun was out of ideas and words...."Haan yaar is ne to saara plan hi chopat kar dia hai....jo Arohi ne karna tha woh to Mallika kar rahy hai..." Karan looked down at Mallika  and than back at Arohi sitting almost unconciously on the couch and shook his head in disgust...Arjun followed his gaze perplexed at what was going on. Karan almost pushed him to a side and motioned him to come close "Hey....Listen" He almost whispered in his ears..."Yahan sub muamla garbar ho gaya hai...woh Ganpat hai na...uski to main" Karan looked furiuos "tujhe pata hai us ne Arohi ko bata dia hai kai tu nai us ko headache ki dawa ki jaga party drug dene ko kaha tha." "What!!" Arjun could not hold back his shock...So it was actually his own fault...I chose the wrong waiter to give her the pills putting two and two together, Arjun came to the right conclusion. Karan was still talking to him "....you dont worry! us ko to main sambhaal loon ga but now the problem is Arohi..." he looked back at her "lagta hai goli ka kuch ziada hi asar ho gaya hai..." he muttered to himself  "dekh Arjun humain Arohi ko yahan sai nikalna ho ga..you can see there are many industry bigshots here...and I dont want them to find out she got drugged...yeh kissi waqt bhi hosh main aa kar sab bol dai gi and we will get into trouble" he looked at Arjun "tum samajh rahe ho na?" "hmmm haan..." Arjun still could not believe what he thought of Karan was not true at all..."Ok partner so the plan is that you will take her home without anyone knowing it and I will handle everything here...uski behn bhi yahin haina...we have to make sure she stays here a little longer so that once Arohi is home only than Sur leaves" Karan signals Abhay  "Just tell her I have arranged for Arohi to meet Bhavan Kumar ji and than we will send her back home directly from there...make sure she stays for another hour or two" Abhay nods and goes downstairs as Karan looks back at Arjun "Hey dont worry" he patted him on his shoulder "just take her home..." As Arjun took a step towards the room Karan stopped him once again "and hey....take my car keys" he placed his keys in Arjun's hands and went downstairs.

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Arjun lifted Arohi and took her to the car from the backside door...She was still dizzy and unaware of his presence...As he drove away from Karan's house he heaved a sigh of relief...Arohi was still muttering in pain "ahhh mera sir"...Arjun looked at her over his shoulder and slightly rubbed her cheek "sub theek ho jaye ga...i will just take you home" he said softly. Arohi slightly turned her head and tried to focus on him..."kia kar rahe ho...Arju....TUM" she tried to sit straight as she looked at him bewildered...."Gaari roko" she demanded. "Dekho Arohi main tumhain ghar lai kar...." He tried to explain but she was in no mood to listen to him... "Arjun main keh rahy hoon gaari roko warna"...as she took hold of the door handle Arjun had to bring the car to a stop ....She rushed out of the car and tried to walk in the opposite direction only to loose her balance yet again as Arjun came to hold her from falling down "Dont touch me" she backed off holding on to her  head "Tum....Tum aisa soch bhi kaise sakte ho....don't you dare take a step towards me" she shouted yet again as Arjun tried to approach her..."mujhe .... mujhe us waiter nai sab bata dia hai..." The tears began to form around the corners of her eyes..."dekho Arohi...tumharee halath theek nahin hai...just...just get in the car...i will take you home..." he once again tried to hold her just to hear her scream "Just leave me alone....do you get that...." and the tears began to roll as she murmered a softer "just leave me alone" she wiped her tears and continued "You know what...Mr. Arjun Punj...mera pyaar to kia tum to meri nafrat bhi deserve nahin karte ho..." and to his surprise she came forward and grabbed his collars "suna tum ne....you dont even deserve to be hated!" She stood there, with her pale disdainful eyes upon him....he could see the pain...it was there because of him...he wanted to run away from her but he just could not...the tears still rolling down from her stoner-red eyes...They held him paralyzed... he kept staring into those dark eyes where he could so clearly see the past....It haunted him! He wanted to wipe off those tears but than he knew very well she would never let him do that...he tried to take a step back but she held him strongly enough and to his surprise he hearda softer  "Why Arjun....why?"  still crying as if her heart would break "main khush thi...meray pass sub kuch to tha" she continued with a pale smile as her grip slightly loosened..."phir tum meri zindagi main aayay aur mujhe laga ki" she tried to search for words "mujhe laga ki mujhe meri dunia mil gayee hai" she sobbed bitterly "mujhe nahin pata tha ki jis ko main apni zindagi ki sab se badi sachayee samajh rahy thi woh tumhare liye aik khel tha...mujhe khud sai nafrat ho gayee hai Arjun" she choked "mujhe...zindagi sai nafrat ho gayee hai" she looked straight into his eyes and demanded "kia tum mujhe meri zindagi wapas dai sakte ho?" Her expressions changed. Her chin began to quiver and her eyes welled up .  He wasn't sure how to react. Arohi was always the strong one. But today he saw a side of her he hadn't seen. She had broken down to the point she lost control of herself. She was the same girl who had the most beautiful smile in the whole world....those were the same eyes which spoke volumes when he looked into them...but today they were dead...her smile was lost...it punched him hard inside...as he reluctantly cupped her face in his hands "Arohi" was all that he could manage to say as his tears flowed fast. "kia tum mujhe meri zindagi wapas dai sakte ho" this time it was almost a whisper as she reluctantly came closer to him resting her head on his shoulder her tears flowing unchecked and unbidden..."kia tum....." "shhhhh" Arjun calmed her down as he wrapped his arms around her as she sobbed on his shoulder. He gently touched her cheek, wishing he could rub color back into it. "I'm sorry Arohi...I was wrong...Nothing I did was considerate...I don't deserve you...whatever you say...likin mujhe mauf kar do Arohi...I cannot live without you....main tum sai beintiha mohabbat karta hoon" He pressed his lips to her forehead just to find her unconcsios in his arms still holding on to him tightly. He tucked her hair behind her ears and kept looking at her angelic face for quite some time before he realized it will get late...so he took her back to the car and drove home. Thankfully Sur had not been back yet and Arjun carefully took Arohi to her room. Before leaving the room he only allowed himself a few minutes to kneel down at the bedside, and looked closely at her...close enough to feel her breath flutter his face. She stirred in her sleep and murmered his name--but without waking. He lingered for an instant at the door to look at her...as he left he knew exactly what he had to do in the morning.

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As the bright rays of the sun seeped in through her rooms' curtains, she slowly opened her eyes...It was late and it was after quite some time she had slept for that long! She made an effort to get out of bed...her head still spinning. It was the unmistakable smell of the violet flowers at her bedside table that finally brought her back to her senses! As she stared at them with eyes wide open, her hand slowly went up to her cheek and she could still feel the warmth of those angel hands...her heart raced as she jumped out of her bed trying to remember who brought her back home...she definitely knew he was there at some point in time but than she was missing out on most parts of it!

She almost bumped into Sur who was coming out of the Kitchen "Di...Good Morning" Sur was almost ready to leave for college... "Haan...." Arohi gasped for breath "Good...good morning...tu kab aayi?" She looked at Arjun's room....it was closed. "Aap ke baad...jab main aayi aap so rahe the...Kia kaha Bhavan Kumar ji ne?" She asked as she packed up her bag "Bhavan kumar ji nai?" Arohi murmured trying to remember what happened last night. "Challo di..baad main baat karte hain..meri bus nikal jaye gi...haan by the way aap ke liye Bhavan Kumar Ji ka phone aaya tha...aaj aap ki pehli recording hai so he wanted you to be on time...aap jaldi sai studio pohanch jain...ok bye" and Sur rushed out of the door without even looking back at Arohi who was lost in her own thoughts...She had to talk to him...she went ahead and knocked at the door..."Arre beta woh to chulla gaya" Bindu Aunty announced as she entered the living room...."Kahan challa gaya"...Arohi tried to sound casual "Pata nahin kahan....humain kia" she said nonchallantly.

"Woh to chulla gaya" the words echoed in her mind...Suddenly she felt deserted, injured, miserable. The memories of her past with him had been agonizingly painful, however she had gotten through them and survived. But the fact that he was no more around terrified her.. She felt a sudden bitterness that he could leave her so soon and so entirely. She stood there, hugging herself tighlty as the tears began to roll down her eyes. Why am I crying...I wanted him to leave...I hate him she tried to reason but could not get rid of those words echoing in her mind "main tum se baiintiha mohabbat karta hoon"...she covered her ears just to stop those words from haunting her...but in vain!

"Beta kia hoa....tum theek to ho?" Bindu Aunty snapped Arohi back from her thoughts. "Ji...ji main theek hoon...woh bus mera sar thora chakra raha hai" she blabbered out an extempore explaination not that Bindu Aunty was  interested. "Acha dekho beta...main kuch dinon kai liye apni behan ke pass Delhi jaa rahi hoon...to tum ghar ka khayal rakhna...yeh chabian rakh lo" she handed her a bunch of keys and just on second thoughts added  "mmm aur haan ... woh larka tha na...kia naam tha us ka....Arjun..woh apni kuch cheezain shaid bhool gaya hai...woh main nai wahan cupboard main rakh din hain...agar woh lene aa jata hai to us ko dai dena....waise main to kehty hoon na hi aaye...tum larkian akailay ho gy mujhe to woh sahi admi nahin lagta...ya to main woh saman saath waali aunty kai pass rakhwa doon" Arohi had to grab her as she started to walk towards the cupboard..."nahin aunty rehne dain...main...main manage kar loon gi...you dont worry...have a nice trip" Arohi had to give some desperate explainations before Bindu Aunty got convinced and finally left.

She did not know what she wanted to do or where she wanted to go. The fear that she might never see him again was enough to drive her insane. There were memories that she was unable to place as to whether they were a reality or just a dream. Ofcourse it was a dream, it isn't true....it can't be true... she whispered to herself. But she could almost hear those words...she could still feel that touch! She found herself going through the contents of the cupboard. Among other things what caught her attention was a small diary. Reluctantly she picked it up and placed it in her lap as she sat on the sofa. She flipped to the first page, than the next. His handwriting danced accross the paper, sometimes even and at other times cramped, as if he was agitated! Her heart took up a frantic beating as she scanned through the pages learning all he had suffered for her sake. She was not sure how long she read hits and parts of the diary. When finished, Arohi hugged her knees to her chest, and for a long time she stared into thin air, as if absorbing the pain he went through, finding the place of every detail in her heart. After half an hour she stood up from the sofa, sure of one thing....She could not let him go!

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"kia tum mujhe meri zindagi wapas dai sakte ho"...despite the chaos of the busy train station in the heart of Mumbai her voice echoed in his head! It was not an easy decision...it never could be! All these months he had spent hours thinking about this moment of truth, planning for it and dreading it, BUT still it did hurt him! He very well knew that her life and her reason to live had been shaken by the blow she got from him but hearing it from her was painful...Even when he held her so close to him there was a place in her heart he could not get to...and he could see with a fatal perspicuity that there was no way he could get there without totally shattering her! and that he could not do....

First thing in the morning he had walked into Bhavan Kumar's residence and handed him in person Arohi's CD...It was only today that he realized his partnership with Karan Singh was not a mindless decision...He had given her, her life...or he would like to believe he did!

His job was done...he was no more needed in Mumbai...But he was restless...as if wanting to find a way out of the truth. But there was none. The fight inside him morphed into desperation and defeat. He knew there was no turning back once he leaves...but than he had no choice...It was too late...too far gone for forgiveness!

A pale smile formed on his face...atleast he tried to fulfil his promise to God! and now since she does not need him anymore he has to silently move out of her world! Reluctantly he boarded the train!

tanha tanha yun phira
apno mein reh kar akele
aisa gira na uth saka
main chala

lamha lamha ghutan hai
aankhe bin tere nam hai
mere jalte jahan mein
bas yehi ek gum hai
dil ki viraniyan dhundhe tujhe
raahon ke fasle kyun badh gaye
kaise yeh zindagi jo hum jeeye
isne aasun aur gum diye
main chala

ankahi yeh kahani
bin kahe hai sunani
lab pe khamoshiyan hai
aashko mein hai rawani
saanson ke silsile thamne lage
lafzon ke shabd yeh bujhne lage
lamho ki aag mein kuch yun jala
mein aap se hi kho gaya
main chala

 

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pehli baat apni zindagi jeene ke liye kissi aur ki zindagi kharab mat karna

doosri baat har dhoop ke baad chaoon zaroor aati hai

aur teesi baat main chahti hoon tu nai jo bhi sapna dekha ho woh poora ho jaye

meri tamana hai kai koi aisa aayay teri zindagi main jo teri zindagi ko sapno sai bhi ziada khubsoorat bana dai....


"bhai sahab....woh shimla ki train" she was breathing heavily. "Platform No. 10 on the right...5 minute main nikal jaye gi" But Arohi was not in sight to hear what he was saying. It was after a long time her heart did not feel like a stone. Her tears, like the rain which after a long drought purified the atmosphere, refreshed her almost broken spirit. She could see the platform and could hear the sharp whistle of the train leaving the station!

aur yaad rakhna jub kabhi tujhe aisa lage kai zindagi hathoon sai choot rahy to dor!


and she ran.. she knew he would give her his hand, would stay by her side...and would take her towards life, towards her destiny! Just as her Mom had said! and she grabbed that out-stretched hand just to land in the comfort of his arms!

"Arohi Tum--"

"Shhh", she hushed him. For a long time they kept looking into each other's eyes and didn't have to say a word. There was no need to. The love in her eyes reached straight to the depths of his heart. Two trails of tears overflowed onto his cheeks and she wiped them, took hold of his shoulders and looked straight into his eyes

"agar tum dai sakte ho aik pal ke liye zindagi to main bhi aik dil kai liye dunia dai sakty hoon...Bus Itani Mohabbat Hai!"

She hugged him tightly, and when they kissed it was long, tender and infinetly sweet--A fulfillment of what had been only a hope, a longing.

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Award acceptance speech

By Viss

Ohhhh !!! me the funniest poet..."i m on the stage".."receivin my award"...i was not mentaly prepared for the award...so i dun know how to behave on the stage...what to speak....?i m speechless..but il hv to say...(nervous)
 
"Maine iss award ko pane ke liye bahut mehnat ki hai..bahut papad bele hai 😆..TRUST ME...😆maine 100 episode tak KMH ko zela hai..i mean dekha hai...mai aaj iss manch par sukriya ada karna chhahungi Ekta mai ka..unhone muze funniest poet banane ke liye kya kya nahin kiya..Usske bad mai sukraguzar hun KMH team ki.,..i mean creative team ki...ki jiski unique (😉😆)creations se inspire hokar mai creative ban gayi..😛fir mai sukriya ada karti hun Ria ke adde ka..ke jisne meri creativity ko zela..i mean creativity ke liye space di....Aur fir me sukriya ada karti hun iss award ke organizer ka jisne muze iss kabil samza...🤢.Aur last but not the least MERI FAMILY KA ISS ME (meri creativity me)KOI HATH NAHIN HAI...😆😆😆(sirf ekta maa ka hath hai)iss liye me sukriya ada nahin karungi...THANK YOU..."
 

ADDA AWARDS
 
By Mehr
 
Karishma: AND THE AWARD THAT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN MOST WAITING FOR''
 
Mehr: *heart beating faster*
Karishma: Angel of Adda goes toooooooooo.......Mehr!!! 😃
Audience (adda buddies): *taaliyaa* aur *seetiyaa* 👏👏👏
Mehr: 😲--->😳--->
Anu: *nudging Mehr* stage per jaa ker naach leyna 🤣
Mehr: 😳 sowie...*skips towards the stage* 
 
*on the stage*
Ria: Congratulations Mehr!!! 🤗 
Mehr: 🤗 
Ria: we got a special trophy made for you 😃 *here*
Mehr: *eyes the trophy made of chocolate* 😲 *Tom & Jerry ki tarha aankhein nikaal ker*---> 😃 
Ria: *pats on the back* its all yours 😃
Mehr: *gollum mode* my preciousss!! my preciouss!! *kissing the trophy* o my preciousss....how long have i waited for you..*in chocolate land* 😍
Karishma & Ria: *whispering*: whts wrong with her? 🤔
*Anu comes on stage* *gives electrifying nudge to Mehr* 😆
Mehr: 😲--->*comes back to earth* --->😳 *ahem* ☺️ *takes mic from Karishma*
 
"Ladiesss & 🤔...laidaaas 🤣 *ahem* *gets up from the floor* First of all, i would like to thank cadbury's for taking the trouble to make this special trophy for me *muttering my preciousss* secondly, Ria g 😳 for giving us a flatporm to take out our dil ki bharaas after 30 minutes of KMH emosional attyaachaar *bangs fist on the podium* 😕 *takes deep breath* Anyways, then comes my behna Anu 🤣 *ahem* *gets up from the floor* 😳 who manages to diagnose us with ROFLs everyday 👏 Next comes hamari adday ki daaku An 😡 😆 Government aur An mein koi faraq nahi hey 😳 road banaatay hein tax hum say letytey hein *rolls eyes* public bathroom banaatey hein...waha entry k bhi paisay hum say leytey hein *rolls eyes*...ye party deyti hey aur kharcha hum say nikaalti hey 😕 😆
 
Phir mein shukria ada kerna chaahoo gi meray bhaiyya-ki-woh Nupur g ☺️ aur adda lawyer Anjana ka..jin k daily phoolo k order ki waja say meri phool ki dukaan phalti phoolti hey 😳 aur Manisha, joh mujh per chocolates barsaati hey *ahem* 😳 baaki sab ki mein bohat izzat kerti hoo 😆 is liye baksh rahi hoo...😳 A BIG thank you to all those who voted for me 😳" 
 
*hugs Behna, Ria, Karishma, Hero & Lavi* *gets off the stage doing balle balle*  
 
Adda awards to be continued. (maybe)..🤣
 
continued....
 
Karishma:  AND THE AWARD FOR ADDA DEVIL GOES TOOOO......
Crowd (Addabuddies) *chilla chilla ker*: An!! An!! An!!
An: *sitting coolly* 😊
Karishma: Alright! Alright!! IT GOES TO AN!! 👏
An: COOL! 😃 😃 😃
Mehr: YAYYYYYYY!!!!  *does balle balle with An*
Addabuddies: *taaliyaa* *seetiyaa* 👏👏👏
Anjana: (🥺🥺🥺): 😳
Anu & Karishma: *busy ROFLing looking at Anjana's expressions* 🤣🤣🤣
An *dawdles towards the stage* 😎
Karishma & Ria eye An's attire: 🤔
(Mehr told An to wear sumthing different for this occasion) soooo she came like this:
 
Ria: *ahem* An, we got a special trophy made for you 😃 *here*
 
An: 😲 *eyes penguin shaped trophy* COOL 😃 *checks if there are any chavannis in the trophy* 😆
 
Anjana's expression--->
 
 
*An takes the mic*
An: "Use UTTER CRAP! 😈 Keep the chavannis coming....hahahaha"
*does her fav penguin dance* *Mehr barsaoing chavannis* *adda buddies: taaliyaa aur seetiyaa* 👏👏👏
 
 
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later Anjana-->
*ducks repeatedly* 😃 
 
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Titles for Characters
 
-Anu
    Bhudu-Gang :  P&M media ke sare office staff...except ofcourse PUNJI & Miss Intelligent. Bhudhu-Ram : Ya ya ...no one suits this title better than PUNJI ofcourse. Dream-Boy of KMH : Salil and his dreams abt marriage, honeymoon ,bachein... who else suits this better. Lover Boy of KMH : Ya ya again PUNJI ... Nuisaince-Gang : Nuts, Sid. Evil-Gang : DK(I hate to say this...but have to agree he is evil ). Paddy. Bholu-Gang : Now u must be thinking who is bholu ya...ya... there is someone like that tooo...HP and Mohan Mittal. Useless-Gang: All arohi's sisters, Brother and his wife. Funny-Gang: Nikhil & DondZ. Masoom-Girl : Miss Arohi sharma (listening to the word Masoom I burst out , but what to do PUNJI thinks she is masoom ).
  1. Mother-India : Mrs Savitha Punj, She is perfect moyther india left her own son and dost ke betiyon ko paal posne keliye cheli gayi.


The Spike Up Drink Recipe

   -Karishma

1) 1 spoon of eno
2) 1 cup of red bull
3) baking soda  (o make it bubbly)
4) pepsi ( for the dark color)
5) one really confused evil character (who always has this packet of powder in her purse...juss needs a reason to use it)
6) one  realy innocent loving character  (who doesnt even taste a difference between a normal drink and a ekta spiked drink)




 The Nups-An Dialogue on Arjun Punj
  -Nupur and An

HE IS PERFECTION PERSONIFIED!!!!

~N~

HE IS A LEARNER: WILL ATTAIN PERFECTION AT THE END


  AN
 
A beautiful Thing is never perfect in the world ways!!!

~N~

BEAUTY LIES IN ITS IMPERFECTIONS

AN
 
Only to Those who can see.....understand ......and appreciate this imperfection
btw what is once well done is done forever. 
~N~


Perception Currently Differs, When there is Uniformity, We will Call it Work Well Done

AN

It is one of the commonest mistake to consider that the limit to the power of our perception is also the limit of all that we perceive.......for example PUNJI"s perfection status!
There is no limit to this perception.......and no matter how & what we perceive, we may still never achieve uniformity in our perception on PUNJI"s perfection!

~N~

Limitation is innate, we hone some and let go some, but can we overcome all, I doubt that.

AN





Arohi's Defense Hearing
  -Anjana


My lady,  if you permit after that elevator scene my client has provided the following demonstrations of love
(1) An Adorable Anagram for AP  (repeat after me A=adorable, R=romantic, J=jovial, U=understandin, N=Naughty, P= Passionate )
(2) Has tweaked Mr. Punj's nose
(3) Has serenaded Mr. Punji with his first name 16 times orally n' once in writing while at the same time exploring the various meanings of Mr. Punj's name all during the course of an office meeting
(4) She has smiled adorably at him countless times
(5) She tried to return his jacket 3 times when he gave it to her to shelter her from the cold at the advice of his clueless love guru
(6) She did express concern that he was not feeling well when he was sneezing at the office and even offered to make do with tissues becuz it appeared that Mr. Punji required the handkerchief more
(7) She gave him an opportunity to kiss her (but Mr. Punj was a dodo about it)
(8) She did ask if kiss karna zaroori hai, but he aspires to be different kinda couple (what more could she do as sidda sadda Indian girl - she can't very well jump him like Nutts nah?)  9.) Although, he went overboard in his efforts with the umbrella, buttler, etc. while she was standing in line, she did tell Mr. Punj that his efforts were " "cute"  
10.) Although, she did tease him about what she's told her Badimaa about him, the reason Badimaa knows Mr. Punj so well is becuz my client is always speaking of Mr. Punj
(11) My client has also actually admitted her love to a 3rd Party (Badimaa), which Mr. Punj has yet to do 
(12) My client has expressed concern when Mr. Punj was standing outside in the heat because of her. 
(13) My client has also articulated directly to Mr. Punj that she requires his moral support, saath, n' faith (nothing more). 
 
My Lady - I hope that has restored some amount of faith in you regarding my client's deep abiding love for the pagal, possessive, passionate Mr. Punj. 




Anu's Arrest Warrent
  -Mehr


ARREST WARRANT

TO: Anu-reddy

From:Mumbai court of law

Plaintiff: Arjun

This is to inform you that u have been accused of toturing Mr AP with your ever increasing to-do list. Listed below are the various CRIMES on which you will have a trial on:

CRIME1: "Hil-Hil ke chaal ..both hands and legs on the body plsss"

Arjun: How many things you want me to CONCENTRATE on lady?? 😕 *hands on hips* apart from memorising my dialogues and bearing Aro who's YAWNING during our eyelocks *hits head on the table*

CRIME2: Sit steadily in the car

Arjun: Aro ko dhekhtey he I cant stop my hilofying *embarassed* 😳

CRIME3: eyes need rest use a cucumber

Arjun: ok I'll consider that

CRIME4: Hit the gym...PUNJ mansion's GYM is perfect

Arjun: *muttering* need permission from Ekta Ma'am 🤔

CRIME5: Smile sometimes still fake pls improve

Arjun: I'm working on that ALREADY *disappointed* 😕

CRIME6: pls pls I beg u... never ever sing on screen.... ***watch SBS , u will know what Iam talking abt***
Arjun: ab Aro nay itnay pyaar say ☺️ kaha thaa mein mana kaisay kerta 😳

CRIME7: Guitar se cricket nahin kelhthe  ***I love cricket ,so pls dont play cricket with guitar ***

Arjun: acha..mein toh Aro ko impress kernay ki koshish ker raha thaa 😕

CRIME8: fight for NUPUR in  NO-PUNJI-LAND which is enough sazaa for NUPUR..

Arjun: WHAT? 😲 Ban my Punji ki kunji from punjiland  so that all the customers DIE out of hunger? 😭

CRIME9: To do list is sending Jitters to PUNJI back home in Mumbai..and he must be having nightmares as u said

Arjun: YES! I'm having nightmares 🥱...proof: my baggy eyes *sigh*

CRIME10: Anu bowled over by KS ... He is truly amazing, funny , witty, humorous ,good looking. Just would love to see more of him... .

Arjun: I thought you were loyal to "me" *raised eyebrow*

CRIME11: Poor guy we commented abt his mobile, so kept it aside and couldnt live like that. Today he had his mobile still his hands were all restless ...

Arjun: still restless because of your To-do list..arrrgh 🤢

CRIME12: He will have to work really hard to get into my good books

Arjun: why do u want to challenge me to get into your good books *nudge*..why is it important for you?? 😃

CRIME13: I again promise u...hath mein hath rakh kar.. Still loyal to PUNJI.

Arjun: Loyal? My only loyal sevak is Nupur *smirk*

CRIME14: Mein PUNJI ko PERFECT bana ke hi chodoongi...

Arjun: aur mein mehnat 😎 kerta rahoo gaa *sigh*

CRIME15: there is no way PUNJI being PERFECT.. he can near PERFECTION if he tries hard though  

Arjun: *cries* 😭 *hits head on the desk*

Thus, the court has summoned you to appear for a trial on 18th April

*sealed*





PunjiLand Hotline
-Karishma

Your are invited to arjun and (Arohi/Natasha/Moti aunty) engagement party
Who do you want arjun to wed please vote by texting or calling (1 for arohi, 2 for nutti or 3 for aunty) at 1-800-punjiland
Voting lines are open till 9:00am mon morning




Sanskrit Dialogue b/w DK-Arjun
-Anu

Arjun : Pithashri......swayam app hamare kaksh mein padaren hai??...aapki agya hothi tho hum swayam appke darshan keliye upasthith hothe? ("Dad u at bachelors party"...In that times there was no bachelors party so sorry guys  no idea what they would have called a bachelors party in sanskrit)

DK: Mere priya putrrrr Arjun ....Kya hum aapke kaksh mein nahin padarsakthe? Kya humein aapke kaksh mein aana uchit nahin hai??("Cant I come here??,Iam I such a old person")
Arjun : Nahin pithashri...aapp ka chavi iss yug ke sabse prakashwanth hai....aap ka mukh se jo jyothi prajwalith hai...woh iss sansar ko margadarsh hai...aap iss ananth bramhand ke sabse sundar mukhse prapthi hain....aapke jaise divy mangal murthi ki aane se  mein aur mera yeh kaksh danya hogaye....("Hot and Dashing....")
DK: Kyaa putrr arjun...tum mujhe lajith karrahe ho?("Tum mera mazak udarahe ho?")
Arjun : Nahin pithashri...mein tho sach ki prashashana kar raha hoon...("No dad")
D.K: Is shrusthti mein koi baath nahin chupayi jaa sakthi...mere priya kumar Arjun......agar woh baath prem ho tho...avashya iss shrushti ke har ek konein mein uska vachana ki jathi hai.......woh susheel aur soubagyavathi kanya kaun hai jo aapke man mein basi hui hain??...Putrr yeh kanya ki prem kaise bhavanaoun ko jagarahi hai aap mein?("love cannot be hidden who is that girl and how do u feel now-a-days")
Arjun :Pithashri...uss devi ke hi chavi har ek disha mein chayi hui hai...iss shrusti ki har eek sundaratha se hamein prem bhavana jag rahi hai...chahe woh kamal ke pathein ho ya...barish ke choti choti bhoonde ho...("she is everywhere, love flowers and rain)
DK: Kya putrr Arjun ...uss soubhagyavathi ko iss raj mahal ki maharani svikrith kiya jaaye?("get married then")
Arjun : Pithashri jaise aap uchit samje..hum aapke virudh nahin jaayenge...appke har agyaka hum palan karenge...("as u wish")




Paddy gone Missing!
-Anjana
MISSING - Have you seen this Woman?

One middled woman with crimpy 1960s hair style, highfashion, but matronly blouses n' attitude.  Last seen at PM Media during Arohi's photo shoot.  Please contact Mohan Mittal @1 8000 Witch Wanted if you see her.  Her family (3 sons, one Nutty daughter, and Husband) miss her despite the freedom they are currently enjoying.





The 8 Commandments of K Soaps
-Aisha

Thou Shalt Stay Mute And NOT Speak Up At The Most Important Time
(I bet when this whole Purvi-Is-A-Widow no one is gonna come right out and say "ACTUALLY We DID tell you!"
Thou Shalt Be Invited To The Next Scene of Importance Through Completely Random Means
(Just watch. There will be people at the Big Reveal who werent there before)
Thou Shalt Participate in ALL UnNecessary Drama. Even When You Are Not Needed.
(This will include minor characters like Aman, NuttyWitch and maybe even one or two employees)
Thou Shalt Be MisUnderstood and REFUSE To Clear Up Said MisUnderstanding.
(This will probably be a lead on from the Golden Rule of not speaking up when you're supposed to)
Thou Shalt Not Be Able To Read Other Characters Expressions Accuarately
(Someone will get accused and the Accussee will not see that the Accussed is SHOCKED and HORRIFIED)
Thou Shalt Try To Prove The Saying "Cry Me A River"
(Seriously. Has there ever been an Ekta Drama where there HASNT been tears?)
Thou Shalt Enter The Scene At The Most CRUCIAL Moment
(Whose betting that Salil and Purvi will be doing phere when Arjun and DK turn up?)
Thou Shalt Cause As Much Drama As Is Physically Emotionally And Mentally Possible
(We're all gonna be exhausted after todays episode....)





The KMH SWOT Analysis
-Anjana







The Theory of Iteration/Looping
 -Ria and Anjana

Iteration/Loooping is the act of repeating. Though its a technical term, used in computing and mathematics, but how well does it fit on the K serials! The Arjun-Arohi process  is
1. Arjun wants to torture Arohi....Arohi is Jhansi ki Rani
2. Their worlds collide
3. Circumstances bring them closer
4. They begin to understand each other
5. They get feelings for each other
6. They confess
7. Lovey Dovey Moments
8. Misunderstanding
9. Go back to step 1

Termination condition:
1. NDTV cancels the contract with BT
2. BT runs out of money and decide to ax the show

Post Termination State: Arjun-Arohi married!





Memorable Dialogues





  Ekta's Budget Distribution for KMH(Total: 100%)
-Karishma

5% on sets (you guys are like WHAT!!! There are sets used in this serial...i thought they were shooting the whole serial in ekta's backyard but noo guys there are handful of sets used ex) P&M building, road for stunts...etc )

10% on extras....this serial shows more importance to the extras than the main lead ex) moti aunty, P&M gossip team, guy who flirts with arohi....

0.1% on background music....no technology for editing music, sometimes music randomly stops :S..reference to arjuhi_love_lav : from 1:49 - 2:08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_I-spGQCpA&feature=channel....... 

2%....on clothing...only reason the number is soo HIGH because i like Natasha outfits 

1%-10% - ekta pays her writers depending on how insulting the dialogs are.....so dialogs like "middle class, old baggage" gets more money....(the romantic dialogs are great )

0.5% - story writers...typical BT ..bakwaas....i swear if only they used the addas help .the show's story would have turned out soo much better....( n they do take addas help lol)

15% -- actors are great :)

Sooooo in the end ekta saves at least 60% from her budget by :

Making her actors do their own stunts

She does playback singing for the episodes

Grows her own apple trees

Using the same concept from past BT serial

Recycling sets & clothing

And if all fail use her TRP weapon HITEN :)


Arjun-Arohi-Wedding Night

    -Karishma & Boby

arjun: arohi i am bored come for dictation....e
aohi: but sir this is wrong....its your wedding night how can you be bored
arjun: HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME ..... YOU MIDDLE CLASS GIRLS...WE ARE STILL ON DAY 3 ON THE CONTRACT SOO COME NOW!!!!
arohi: noo the contract has ended....
arjun: I WILL CHANGE THE TIME FROM 18 DAYS TO A YEAR ON CONTACT...I AM THE BOSS I CAN DO W.E I WANT

Arohi: Ok sir, Since you r the boss I can work for you for a year but I have a condition

Arjun: What

Arohi: Please let karan saing work with us too

Arjun: Kyu?

Arohi: He is so nice, He promised me that he would share whole apple ka bageecha with me .....

Arjun: all fuming

Arohi: And since he doesn't know anyone in simla, He is staying with us at SUKHNIWAS... My baba also likes him a lot...

Arjun: Apne ghar me rakhne ki kya jarurat hai?

Arohi: Baba wants me to think about him for marriage so you know I don't want to make same kind of mistake i did like before....

Arjun: I don't have anything opening for him at this time..... All fuming.... Hilling julling not only his body this time.... His Pineapple hair too


Accident-Seq-Follow-Up

    -Minnie

Abhi toh our ears have more torture coming..

1. When the doctor tells everyone Arohi is in coma
2. When Sur, Antara and Purvi learn that HP flew off and died
3. When Arohi learns she has gone blind (no sure if she's going blind but if she is.. drums will be in full stereo sound)
4. When Arohi learns HP flew off and died
5. When Arohi learns Arjun is responsible

List-Of-Ekta's-Crimes

    -Adda Gang

1 Copyright infringement of several movies (Veer Zaar, Taal, DDLJ, etc...)
2 Misrepresentation to the Public that. show would be different.. Hatke..
3 Slavery and labour code violations (working KK, KK, etc. work insane hours without vacation)
4 Improper compesation of employees in general (that's why we get UtterCrap (Chaavani lo An)
5 Misrepresenting Mumbai as Shimla -
6 Promos - misrepresentation again.
7. Torturing employee (making KK relieve his drinking driving moment over and over and over again) added by Anjana
8. Torturing viewrs with same old ghisapita story line  (added by Boby)
9 Making actors wear hideous clothes (Punji, Maddy etc) thus torturing viewers by giving them a visual fright (added by Swan)
10 Exciting Viewers with super Monday promos & dishing out UTTER CRAP
11 Viewers ki neend haraam kerna bcoz of emotional attyaachaar (added by Mehr)
12 First She does jhoota promise...tht her new story is hatke n thn she gvz zatke..She has broken d promise hundred times..
13. she has made thousandz of saas n bahu fightin wid each other in reality...And She has presented to every house with conspiracy and made it ghar ghar ki kahani.. (added by Viss)
14 making us hate apples for LIFE!!!!!
15 singing her own background music...../toture us with very bad background music editing(added by karishma)
16 using Aukad word constantly (added by boby)
17 Hurting middle class sensibilities by humiliating them in her shows(lovely) 
18 ALSo giving us Aukadless Dialogues n screenplay, creatives ki hi aukaad hi nahiin hai
19 sadistic turn of events n happenings
20 Series of MUs n bina sar pair ki kahaani
21. for calling her show a love story but showing only 1% love...the rest 99% full of misunderstandings, fights, utter crap (swan)

*******ANU's ADDITIONS********
22. For making me write analysis for this CRAPLOLLOL
23. Spoiling KKs acting ...dumb DirectorsOuch
24. Making us bang our heads for the future track and plots and coming up with most absurd plot possibleAngryAngry
25. Using our ideas and not crediting usAngryAngry
26. Using our ideas and picturising them as DUDs
on screenAngryAngry

27.ends up wid a lot of ML and neva lets any 1 take her to hospital!!!! and make us break our heads!!! Angry(if they do go hospi they end up @ P&M mansion or punji's house!!!(lavi)
28.thinking us viewers r wid no brains and alwayz reusing her sets n costumes!! ( and patch wrks!!(lavi)

*******ANU's ADDITIONS********
29.Making us waste our time analyzing stuff and causing huge damage to the employers
30.Making viewers go insane and causing unnecessary health issues.
31.Lappy's around the world.....tested...how much heat can they sustain..playing the crap after crap....spilling water, coffee...and we banging poor lappy's over the crap.
32.She has done EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR..to every one..

33.She is breakin social norms..From ages we were hearin in stories tht Hero-heroins are made for eachother..And she marry thm more thn 10 times and get thm together whn thy hv their grandchildz...

34. She portryz Nari-Shakti as a vamp...As a conspirator..(added by Viss)

35. Misleading the audience with numerous BD's. Please do not start the same with the Main Leads!!..n thats a WARNING Ma'am!

36.For Lack of Continuity of story line!

37.For endless waitng (on our parts) only backed by awkward and absurd conclusions!..always done in a hurry and draggin the serial till then!

38.For appointing a creative team...with same amount of creativity yet again!..incapable of being able to think outside the box!

39. for arousing suspense without delivering end results (eg: Rupali's case for isntance, what Purvi made for bf the next morning after the wedding)

40. For reliving memories not aired and unshown to us in the first place!

41. For taking the story line forward at so many occasions and leaving us in Oblivion as to how!(eg. when Savita got to know bout the truth of DK & Rupali)

42.For a sketchy sketch of Natasha's charachter...what does the gurl want?..is she good or bad as a charachter?..or jus plain fickle minded???!?!?! WE NEED AN ANSWER!

43.For terminating one of our most loved charchters Dhonz without any prior notice or even after that...and for no apparent reason. Compared to all the extras HE was the only one who played his part well!!  

44.For crippling one of our main charchters in the days to come!

**Critics by Mandy.

BT-Creativity-Stands-For

    -Sonia

C - Crazy
R - Retarded
E - Egghead
A - Awry
T - Terrible
I - Insolent
V - Vague
E - Erratic
S ' Slobbish

BT-Stye-Advertisement

    -Nupur

A to B:- I have NO patience....
Bto A:- How Can you say that darling....you watch every episode KMH
Ding Dong....Patience power badani ho....toh KMH dekhiya....KMH dekhiya.....KMH dekhiya.....
Ding Dong!!!!

can almost picture Him singing your Pardesi song........has glycerin wala ansoo...then breaks down...takes a big sisski.....and falls down crying.....
Me Looking all this .........comes running out......Nahi Swami & start singing.....
Kiska Ka ye Tumko hai Intezaar main Hoon Na
Dekh Lo idhar Toh...ek baar....main HOON na......

Arjun-Arohi-Purple-Dress

    -anuT

 
Arjun: To kaisa laga raha hoon main
Arohi: Jhooth to main bolti nahi, Sir aap ekdam hero lag rahe hai
Arjun: Sach mein?
Arohi: Ekdum Govinda.......[He's famous for his purple pants/yellow dhinchak shirt wardrobe!]
Arjun: 😎
Arohi: 😆
 

Questions-Answers-May18'09-Epi

    -Anjana & Karishma

 
"its not make up anu....he started using fair and lovely....😆😆"
Either the guy uses  glycerin as face cream or uses ladkiyon ke fair & lovely 😆😆(Anjana one more pt that Dost is a woman trapped in man's body
🤣🤣)

Also he was supposed to be all washed out in rain and drenched in blood and rain and here he is as fresh as  he is ready to go to office..
🤣🤣...and mind u not even a scratch🤣🤣🤣


"anu i thought we already talked about this one...ekta doesnt even let him leave the set for even a second...how do you expect him to start working outtt...."

Ekta ne sply usikeliye Mansion mein GYM banwayi...what is he doing?... changing his relationship status ....enjoying all crazy girls attention ....and eating without working out...
🤣🤣🤣

"SURRRRRRRRRR 😡 my blood starts boiling at the sight of their names"

Arey bapre ...something is really wrong with K today...I have never seen u so mad at someone.. I surely want a WWF match today...
🤣🤣

"salil still honeymooning or practicing dance for nutts and arjuns wedding 😕"
I thought engagement cancel hogayi...so kaun si shaadi ki dream kar raha hai..
🤣🤣

"BTs disppearing acts ...shooting dates clashing ...yaar anu in  a hour long episode... how many people do you want to gather around hahahaha🤣"

One long epi and no one other than 1 min Pithashri, 1 min HP , 2 mins doctor, 1/2 min MI , 1/2 min ur fav sur
🤣🤣, antara...and rest Dost and Arohi...🤣🤣🤣
Yep I can see its very difficult  to fit in other useless characters...
🤣🤣🤣🤣

"cancer what cancer....if arjun can come out of an accident without a single scratch than cancer kya chiz haii"

not just cancer...cancer in LAST STAGE
🤣🤣🤣..I never knew cancer can be cured so soon..🤣🤣

"DD finds a plan to move arjun to mumabi"
I dont think we will get to see DD anymore...
🤣🤣

"what anu she is THE MOTHER INDIA....not mother arohi or arjun....she doesnt have time for all these little problems...india has much bigger things to worry...."

I know she must be busy with her mahilayen ....and unki mukhti from this world..🤣🤣

"yaa yaa he is punjiman....he can go where ever he likes.....arjun thought ICU stands for" I Can See You"...😆"
Nonsense...
🤣🤣

"hospital is located at P&M....soo it comes out right from her salary.....😉...her salary in minus...."
Salary😲😲...I thought it was her last day at office..so kaun si office and kaun si salary
🤣🤣🤣

"i doubt arohi cares....she has better things to think about like her singing career...KS apple farm"
What nonsense yaar...how come she thinks she is getting 1 month ka treatment for free..
🤣🤣🤣...she is supposed to be a middle class and thinking woman naa🤣

"who bhiya who bhabi....:S....i dont remeber.....i dont even think the creatives remeber

ask more ask more questions anu....so much fun"
I think Ekta fired them...chalo we will never ask abt them
🤣🤣

By Karishma & Anu
 

More Questons:
1)Where is Bua?? 
last time i saw her was on tv.. promoting rakhi sawants swaymwar😆😆😆
2)What was  the convo between Pithashri and Maddy after the engagement mishap....which maddy the gay one or maddys puppet mohan....what is mohan going to say he just follows paddys orderss wiped for life🤣
3)What is going thru salil after his closefrnd and nuts ki engagement mishap.....still honeymooning and wedding dance pratice...(he has listening problems remeber) still thinks arjun is getting married to nutts😕
4)Did purvi tell salil abt the  supposedly grtttt love story of this centry?..anu 😡...dance practice more importanttttt !!!!! dont you get it 😆😆...
5)How come dost pushing trolley which was in arohi's room not visible to her??..remeber we talked about arjuns "stretchable/rubber hands"  thats how he pushed it...and what aim the trolley landed directly where arohi was standing👏...(it would have been funny if arjun pushs the cart really hard and arohi falls🤣 i am soo mean.)..emm arohi probably saw the trolley but didnt have the enery to walk over to it...so she used her magical powers to bring the trolley over to her🤣
6)What happened to the purple mishap??what purple mishap...arjun lost his car for this purple color what more do you want 😆😆😆
7)What is nuts thinking now a  days??  anuu you are asking me this quetions...how could youu😭....apples apples apples😳😳


 

Dost-Survival-8lakhs

   (ref May20 2009 epi)

    -Anu

How he gonna save money:

1)Sleeping on mumbai roads
2)drinking road side pump  water
3)fasting for years

Diff ways he can earn money :
1)Mouthorganing KMH title on mumbai roads and earning money?
2)Pulling carts
3)Driving taxi's...we know he is a goooood driver
4)Aukad lectures at rich kids school and colleges...they need it for future naa...and he is too good with it
5)Sanskrit lectures at schools / colleges.....pavitr and paschyatap type will easily get him a job
6)stealing ....we all know how good he is

Arjun-Budget-Planning-8lakhs

   (ref May20 2009 epi)

    -Anu & Karishma

Karishma :

fine anu hahahah i will use the money for something else...
but look its your dost and our punji soo have to get him AC.....
need LCD soo atleast he can watch arohi sing.....
razor because he becomes really hair in that jaill and you know how how it gets hot and all....
designer manish malhotra jail wear....(if KS can be hip why cant AP be hip too)....
food from the best hotels....
gym equipment (do-list)

Anu:

Now that looks like a  proper budget...
1)roti(apples)
2)kapda (designer jail suits)
     aur
3)makaan(jail)

additional items

4)entertainment (LCD)
5)luxuries(AC)
 

KMH-Going-Dumps

   (ref June 1st 2009 epi)

    -Aditi

 

Hello  Adda buddies ... Yeh main kya dekh rahi hoon...friday se monday ho gaya ....and only 21 pages.😔... Nahiiinnnn.😭.. Anu kuch scheme / gift plan  chaloo karo.😉...humare Adda ka yeh haal....Ekta mai jeet gayi hum haar gaye ,,,,aise kaise???
 
Main wada karti hoo...(no smaundar in Gurgaon isliye drainpipe ko dekh kar )  jab tak is drain pipe main paani hain tab tak main roz KMH dekhoongi or Adda par post bhi karoongi...😆
 
Me toss a coin...drain pipe mein stuck....neighbours  cribbing about overflowing drainpipe but me roaming blissfully in Kekta land ...🤣
 
keep the faith ppl , think positive ...jitna kharab epi hoga uska kachra karne mein utna mazaa ayega ...aur Apni Anjana ka talent bhi aur nikherega ...as she defends crap and bakwaas....
 


 

RKA-Awards-Threats-For-Not-Voting

    -Karishma

will have to watch KS dance 10 times a day
watch purvis acting
listen to KSs cheap dialogs
will be forced to look at KSs cleavage wala silver shirts
will be forced to watch all yes i mean ALL the episodes from last week hahaha yes they were bakwaas episodes...
will be forced to listen to arohi ttalk to her self...about how much mumbai sucks blah blah....

i hope thats enough 😆😆😆

By Minnie

@ Anjana - Pole Dancer?? 😆😆 Me want to see AP the Pole Dancer.. that poor pole will start swaying like hilta khulta Punji and throw him off it.. 😆😆

By Minnie


Oye danda kyun?? Arohi has never lifted Punji.. me thinks its too revolutionary..  if he faints and she hillaoes him to wake up like a normal BT heroine.. I'd be seriously mad! Hilne wale ko aur kitna hilayegi ladki?? 😆😆😆

 
By Minnie

@ Sanjukta -
Dont get frustrated itni jaldi.. Currently KMH song ka 1 version is out.. sad wala.. abhi tohi judaai, bewafaai, pyar kisi aur se,  re-milan, shaadi, baccha honewala, baccha ho gaya versions are yet to come.. So dont despair those 4 lines about to multiply.. but sorry tune remains same. 😉😆


By Minnie

@ Manisha - Me would love to see bhajiwala Punji.. but with tokri on his head and matkaoing his kamariya.. that should be automatic given his hilna-jhulna.. 😆😆 Kya kya arman hai hamare..  looking at Anjana's list me ROFLIng once more.. 🤣

By An
 
@Anjana: This one is especially for you...

"Close your eyes and open your fist, and hold this love of my mother. I am not sure if you just killed my mentor or a reason for my possible incarceration, but when I close my eyes, I see your smiling face asking me to trust you. Open eyes do not want to accept your support and pure presence, but my soul knows you.

This "Om" is my mother's gift. She was the first one to tell me about love, trust, belief and hope. This pendant holds all her values and teachings. I am asking you to hold tight my life. It'll provide you strength in your darkest hour, hope when you are sinking in a swamp of hopelessness, and love when you are lonely. It's a small token of my infinite love."

😆 Now Make me a BONG MEMBER... 🤣

By Nupur

Anu: Patience Personified
Ria: Comeback Illustrator
Karishma: Photo shop Illuminator
Anjana: Past-Present-Future-Proclaimer/Elucidator
Minnie: Free-Fund-Epitomiser
Addians: Show - Tell - Gel  Venters

By Aditi

I agree nothing will happen today...though don't think it is a court holiday ...agar hoti to hearing date hi naa milti ....by Indian judicial syatems record two possibilities 1) the lawyers go on a strike or the 2) judge merely gives date for next hearing.....remember Sunny Deol screaming taarikh pe taarikh .....

By Ria

People dont believe in changing clothes in KMH....This show should be renamed as Kitani Recession Hai...atleast it would serve some purpose...the economists can use it as a case study!

2. There should be a Disclaimer saying :
Lawyers are STRICTLY advised not to view the show!

3. If Arohi has
selective hearing disease (SHD), how can purvi stay behind...Its in the family you see!

4. I miss the
LCD the most...the only thing they left back in shimla...otherwise even P&M premises, the mobile bridge and the mopst famous Bench have all been conveniently moved to Mumbai!

By Nupur

@ K, Tongs & Boby....
What do mean you stole PUNJI???
This is just so NOT done!
Wait....why don't we put him for bidding....
Higest bidder gets it all...
And insert the clause....the highest bidder shares him with all!!!

@ Tongs...
In that case.......You be the higest bidder.....get him...and share him....
We will go back to the old Male Draupadi Model!
Mon- You
Tue- Me
Wed- Boby
Thur- K
Fri - Free for all
Sat Sun we give him weekend chutti!!!


By Agas
 
Anu's analysis on this for Arohi .....
"we must not only act, but also dream"
Arohi ...dreamed but did not act ......
 
" not only plan, but also believe."
Arohi ....beleived but did not plan ...

Arohi ..sab ulta kyon karti hai
correct Anu ... dekno ..Adda log tumahae abhi teek se samajnae laggae hai ......

By Ria

@Anu: *Running after you with something in my hand*.....😡😉😡
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😉Mr. Gupta reading the adda bored to death.....and suddenly comes accross Anu's post...reads once...than twice...rubs his eyes...*yess....brilliant....how come i never thought of this....I am so glad I found it before Madam's ultimatum to write the OM Moment got over...." picks up a piece of paper...writes down the scene...*all proud woud* runs to Madams office....breathing heavily "here you go madam the OM Moment...it took me two weeks to think and write this scene but I am sure this will help us raise the TRPs...." Madam is inquisitive....He continues "See the OM will be the proof of Arjun's love....when Arohi will see it on his wrist just a moment before he is going to be hanged...she will put the puzzle pieces back into place that it was Arjun who was the GARDEN angel...who was always protecting her...this will be followed by a dramatic scene where she will stop the proceedings and save Arjun" Madam is smiling...she wants to see the final scene since it will have her favourite Karan in it! everyone's happy!

 
By Minnie & Anu
 
@Minnie what is that Q yaar😲.....Dost ke siva aur kis ko self defense ki jaroorath hai??😆😆😆

1)Moti Aunty  : who thinks he is sponge 🤣🤣...sits on him🤣🤣🤣
2)Nuttasha: who may think he is apple...🤣🤣...BTW againthe guy grew in weight....so cant blame Nuts for that....🤣🤣🤣
3)Arohi : 🤣🤣🤣...always trying to slap him.......🤣🤣🤣or knife him
4)DD: very very dangerous possessive love......🤣🤣🤣
5)Ganga : 🤣🤣🤣I heard dost actually tries to kill her would be, which means he is evil, and so we may soon see ganga falling head over heels for dost(the nice guy) and dost will need full fledged defense🤣
6)KS: now he will take revenge for the new chaanta(the one from dost).......🤣🤣🤣
7)Dondu: who must be fuming back in shimla over dost....because he left him with DD and some pati purani cheezen.......🤣🤣🤣
8)HP: for spoiling his  daughters life🤣
9)Antara : for dancing with thos crazy gilrs and not dancing with her🤣🤣🤣
10)Sur : for giving aukad lecture🤣🤣🤣
11)Ayehsa: for blackmailing abt BF issue🤣🤣🤣
12)Land lady : for blackmailing abt home rent🤣🤣🤣
13)VG: for firing him from job🤣🤣🤣
14)Purvi: for spoling her sisters life😆😆

15)Vikrant :for diverting him away from Arohi....😆😆
16)Sid : For making him write a love letter and tearing it off....his hardwork went useless naa...so he will take revenge 😆😆😆...and dost needs defense 😆😆😆

and u ask why he needs self defense??🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for the wishes.....it will be a dream demo....me all eager abt it
😳😳😳

Minnie

 
IF never ceases to entertain me.. just glanced over to the right side of the screen..

June 30th i.e. tomorrow is world Meteorite Day... 😆😆 BT land mein aaj hi celebrations ho gaya... KS tapka as a permanent fixture on KMH.. 😆😆 

Aug 5th Raksha Bandhan... I am hoping Vandy ties rakhi on pyare bhai jaisa Salil's wrist.. that way Purvi ka torture and consequently hamara torture of seeing her non-acting ends.. 😆😆😆

Aug 11 is Romance Day - I am hoping KS pataoes Arohi by then.. dhamakedar celebration with apple sharing 😆😆 


Aug 25 is Kiss and Makeup Day - I am hoping Punji's brains that have gone for a long walk since last month return and AA make up.. 😆😆😆

Oct - Show ends.. Anjana me borrowing your Yipppppppieeeee!!
😆😆 

Over worked creatives.. me gave you time table.. now follow it at least.. 😉😆😆
 
Added by Somya

who will get independent on 15th aug 😆😆😆 .... maybe punji by finally chadding on phaansi 😆😆 

Minnie 

@ Somya - yaar Punji ko phaasi lagegi .. toh Kiss and Makeup kaun karega??

15th Aug we will celebrate liberation of Vandy-Salil-Purvi from the show... Happy Independence day!! 😆😆😆

Added by Karishma

 
hey guys last week was "sneak a kiss" day.....now i know why arjun sneaked a kiss on arohis hand🤣 last Monday 

Added by Minnie again

Aug 1 is Romance Awareness Month!! 🤣🤣 KMH needs that day desperately.. AA go stand first in line..🤣🤣  

Followed by Friendship day on Aug 2 and Raksha Bandhan on Aug 5.. Aug is a happening month for all relationships on KMH.. watch out! 🤣

 
 

An

At 8 PM, me was like, ok... high time, me need to watch this beastest show and not bunk. So, me all excited after a week. Smiling broadly, happy, finally me watching the beastest show in real time and Minnie not spoiling my entertainment by her constant yapping... (Kitna ladki bolti hai)

Party going on... "Great, we need parties to celebrate  "Post Lecture Day." There is a surprise planned for Vandy, "WOW, Big Dhamaka Day." There comes our lovely, beautiful, epitiome of acting culture in the beastest dress... "Color of the Day" My eyes started blinking seeing the dress... in joy of course.

Before I forget, it was "Another entry day" kabhi mein usko dekho, kabhi mein ghadi ko dekho, aur socho, kaha dekha hai ish latest bandar ko.

Should I continue to prove that I actually saw the beastest episode till day?

Dhondu ... 😭Tussi aayee, bahar aaye, tussi gaye, Purvi ki bahar aaye...  🤣 phir
"Purvi Eloping Day" ho gaya.

 
By Ria
 
Hello Friends....

I was typing in a response to Knowalot2's poll about what should be Arohi's response when I came up with my version of what I would like to see on Monday....so I am posting it here...hope u guys like it.....So the new episode starts and here is the situation:

Arohi mutters fiercely "Oh my God" and gives an irritating look to Arjun who is still stuck to where he was...shocked. "Look I am sorry...I didn't mean to..." He begins in a feeble voice as Arohi cuts him right away in a sarcastic tone as she shouts "Sorry!....what do you mean by sorry....look at me...I am looking like a fool standing here feeling like a pastry....and all that you can say is sorry" she tries to wipe out her face with her hands but the cake spreads out more.....Arjun moves across briskly and gets a tissue paper from the table and brings it to her...."dekho it was just that I was angry but I did not intend to throw it on you...woh to tum hi..." but again Arohi retorts "Sub ghalty mery hi hoty hai....you are never wrong...it would have been so much better had this happened to you" looking straight into his eyes.

Before Arjun could speak up the door swings open..here comes Salil unaware of whats going on inside...holding a carefully wrapped gift and ummmm.....welll a cake 😆 ..... the moment he steps in his foot slips over the spilled cherries that had once been on top of the cake which now rested on Arohi's face...looses balance and falls over Arjun who under Salils weight cannot control himself.....both fall in front of Arohi on the floor and as Salil straightens up Arohi bursts out laughing....Lying down on the floor is a strawberry cake, and two dark (and handsome) eyes are peeking out of it


What Follows, well you can decide for yourself...whether the scene cuts off here or you want to extend it to another witty exchange of remarks between the two....its your choice!
 

Aruna 

Saw the entire epi end to end , not forwarding one part  😆 And this the wisdom I gained ...

    To venture into the unknown, can be labeled bravery
    But to venture even when warned (upteen times), can only be foolishness  😆😆
 
 
Tulli
 
That's it...i'll look for depth in other people's posts. today, i give up.
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Karishma

@anu...the funniest scene today was when they enter arjuns room.....instead of everyone looking worried this is how ppls expressions were

purvi: 🤔
sur:  🤓
arohi: 😕

🤣🤣🤣
 
 
Aditi
 
@ Anu...ok on your demand let us have a romantic umbrella pitayi... AP: "jab tum mujhe umbrella se marti to mire dil te taar jhan jhana uthte hain....aisa lagta hai tumne mujhe chua...yeh feeling ke baare mein tumhe to pata hi hoga...mere liye to first time hai"

Arohi ; " Sir aapke liye first time hai ...to kya mujhe 500 logon ka experience hai?" 🤣

 
Aditi, Karishma,Hero & An

 
Pyaar ka 11 th padaav...pitayi

12th padaav... punjiance twist 😉

13th padaav....get ready to earn slaps from your gf 😆
14th Padav...Twist, Twist and get Twisted.. 😆

15th padav, will be entertained by bhashan all day long
16th padav, get ready to become homeless for your gf 🤣 🤣

 
An

Sandip jee ne wada kiya, Vikas jee ko naya wada yaad aaya.... in sab ke wade aur musical chair mein Punji bechara twist twist karne laga ...

Twisted, Twisted Punjance ko dekh Umbrella devi ko aaya gussa, aur Arohi se boli: rain bhi hai, night bhi hai and road mein no one... show your jhasi wali jalwa...

Jhasi wali Jalwa, Arohi,
Dekha tumhari Jhasi wali haath 🤣 🤣 🤣
 

Sanjukta
 
show me your jalwa
jhansi wali jalwa..punji ko pitney wali jalwa

(from purple chaata to arohi)
 
 
 Karishma
 
yaa sanjukta..... 🤣...i realized everything ends up with SALP🤣

1)arjun kisses....arohi gets mad and SLAP 🤣
2) arjun trys to same something.....but miss arohi sees arjun touched her soo a SLAP🤣
3) miss arohi gives her lecture and then a SLAP🤣
4)arjun starts doing the twist dance...arohi still not impressed by him and SLAPS 🤣
 
 
Somya 
 
Love & Ego

Once upon a time, there was an island, where all the feelings lived
together. Love, Joy, Peace, Wonder, Amazement, Awe, even hatred & envy and
all those you can think of'
One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to get
drowned. Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape. Every
feeling boarded the boat. One feeling was left behind. Love got down to see
who it was'

It was EGO.

Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving meanwhile the water was rising
by the minute. Every one asked love to leave him and come on the boat, but
love was made to love, he could not leave Ego alone to die. At last all the
feelings escaped and Love died with ego on the island.

Love dies because of EGO.

 
Ria 
 
@Anu: you guys wont let me sleep! 😆

The Adda Tagline:

EK Scene ke liye Apna Keemti Waqt Dai dia...Bas Itani Mohabbat Hai
 
 
Anu 
 
@Adda : Mujhe finally aaj ki epi ka DEPTH(word of the day) 🤣🤣🤣samaj agaya. Iss DEPTH ke baren mein soch soch ke mere dhimak ke brain cells ka DEPTH mein bada sa DEEP hole bangayi...🤣🤣🤣DEPTH ke barein mein sochne ke baad KS ki pagal revenge plan ki DEPTH samaj agayi that he is indeed a psycho 🤣🤣🤣.  Tum logon ko iss DEPTH ke barein mein bathane ke liye....meine ithe DEPTH se yeh post likhi. Ab itne DEPTH se kehne par bhi tum logon ko KS ki DEPTH wali revenge plan samaj nahin aayi tho mein kuch aur DEPTH bathein likhungi next post mein 🤣🤣🤣. KMH team humein aapki DEPTH samaj aayi🤣

Yeh kya hain naa K (Karishma), ki iss DEPTH ke  barein mein kitna sochogi utne DEPTH se pachthava hogi, kyun ki yeh jo KS ka revenge plan tha woh CREATIVES ne itne DEPTH se socha nahin tha.....mein yuhi soch soch ke dhimak par zor dalne ke baad mere dhimak ke DEEP corner ki bulb jali ki , KS eek psycho hai aur uska plan ka DEPTH sirf empty hole hai , exactlly like the guy;s head who thought of that revenge plan 🤣. Enough or kya phir se eek aur DEPTH wali post likhun.  Waise yeh DEPTH wali post likh likh ke mere dhimak ki fuse udgayi . Tum phir se DEPTH ke baren mein Q poochna chodogi tho mein badi DEPTH se  tujhe thank u keh doongi. Yeh meri DEPTH se bari DEPTH wali promise🤣🤣🤣

 
Karishma  
 
@anu....but your post had no DEPTH juss like a KMH episode.... 🤣.....i asked how this DEPTH wali revenge plan will be executed.....how willl KS DEPTHLY  ask arohi to spend a night with him...in that DEPTH wala big fluffy hair.of his...there is noo DEPTH wala brain 😆

KS ki revenge journey

1) revenge on arohi because she slapped me: i will put ekta's SP in her drink and she will dance.....
2) revenge on arjun because he shoot me...i will play with his heart by starting my bromance and spend night with him
3)again revenge with arohi because she said i am a loner....i will spend a night with her...and then she will ponder about this night ALONE!!!!....MUAHAHAHAHAHAH MY EVIL PLANSSS

 
Karishma & Sanjukta
 
he should also carry a purse and keep random dupattas to wrap around arohi when she is mad 😳.....i have a plan arjun should wrap dupattas soo hands cant move pick her up...put her in a car....force her to marry him in mandir😳...like salil purvi...and go live in shimla make junior....who cares bout jail...we can all have ML about it  😆😆

🤣🤣🤣 here comes punji jr. again..🤣🤣🤣..waisey anu are you blushin because of our hugs, or is it a spill-over effect of today's episode part 3???? 😆😆😆..i have my serious doubts 😆😆😆
as about punji jr., karishma, we all want the baccha so badly (even more than his/her own paernts do!!! 🤣🤣), that ab to "sari kayanat has to conspire to get it done" 🤣 (creatives please read these posts !! we have a severe demand 🤣)

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Posted: 14 years ago
Continued...
 
Karishma

Transformation word of the day

KMH has transformationssss everyday...you must be wondering how how?????.....we get new transforming creative who transforms the story everyday...we are soo confused in this trasformation that our brain is transforming in to an rotten apple 🤢...everyday track transmforming.....actors transfomring....KS revenge plan also transforming.....dubbing transforming.....one day i will transform in to a BT MU/ML wali ladki tooo if i keep watching this transforming show.....when will all these transformation END!!!.....but one thing is clear the KMH song in every contest wont ever be TRANSFORMED....will stay the same for ever....😆

 
Sanjukta
 
waisey kal arohi ke upar girne ke baad thappad na khakey arjun's confidence has improved..i like...aaj shoulder, haath pakad hi liya 😳.accha kiya..aur zyada der pakad ke baitha rehta...aaj bhi maar nahi padti...arohi was too tensed to beat you up!! 🤣
 
 
Minnie 
 
KS-HP scene was hilarious.. 🤣🤣 mostly KS was hilarious.. in his Ms. Boss avatar... I wondered why is he here?? As I  thought and glanced over at my calendar, I realized tomorrow is 10th July.. Teddy Bear Picnic  Day.. no wonder KS was here... he had come to take his Teddy HP for a picnic in the park.. 🤣🤣 I seriously dont see anything logical in their conversation... HP being so juvenile and being patoed by an imposter of sorts is beyond ruining a character!
 
 
Somya
 
Punji instead of luking macho 😆😆😆 lukd like a slapping queen 😆😆, whos trying to beat a guy who has cheddoed him..... the way he was matking shaking his kamar while slapping 😆 
 
Anu 
 
Monday Pain Boring & junk courtesy Karishma 🤣🤣 , Tuesday Pyar ki bathi courtesy Sanju ❤️, Wednesday Prudent creative Boss courtesy Sanju 😳😳,Thursday Pill of Bharosa courtesy Sanju 😍 and Today Pyaara Bhola& Jamming courtesy Manna ❤️. This week KMH epi's gave us good amount of hope 😳😳 , the hope that our leads will unite pretty soon 😍😍. Now if the hope is real or a mirage we yet to know about 😳😳. Keeping fingers crossed lets go watch the epi ....😃😃
 
 
Aditi
 
Accha  me back to KMH...now I don't know whether KMH is the old mohabbat thing we used to think it to be or has transformed into Kabab Mein Haddi  (read KS) show....😛 whatever... some of my sentiments I have already shared at the old addas but  thought will put them together for the KMH team( Anu  u sure  na ...these guys read adda everyday???)😃

These days we have two stars in the show one of course  is and Mr KMH the other  Mr Haddi Pakad... ( aka Hari Prasad...) now why has he transformed ...coz he left the juicy kabab (read our dear Punji) and holding on to the haddi ...so me will first focus my attention on these two...

Mr Haddi Pakad  ..sir jee kee haal chaal....tussi to ekdum hi changge hoke aa gaye ho...ab je aa hi gaye ho  te thand  rakho...lassi  wassi piyo... ae humesha syaapa  na pao....waise uncle jee ..sach bolu ...je tussi upar chale jaande  ( nahin uncle jee upar waale flat mein nahin ...nahin uncle jee shimla bhi nahin...mera matlab hai...ekdum upar ..jidhar se waapis aane ki lift nahin milti)  te waddi meharbaani hoti.... kum se kum confusion kucch to kum hota... aise hi twadi kudiyon naal akkal di sakht kami hai ... ab  ek ne thinking process start kitta hai..to usse  galat advice na do.... aur poori baat batao..AP ne accident kiya tha ..but jaan bhoojh kar nahin...and he made ample amends for it by taking u all to hospital and paying for your medical bills...and he was there on your side when you were lying all battered ...asking for your daughter to be rescued...to issliye aadarniya panditjee kripya iss prem katha mein aur  badha na khadi Karen.....don't force your perceptions on your daughter...there won't be much difference left  between you and DK the guy you claim to detest.....  if you  will not listen to me, I seriously hope you have a relapse of cancer  and chemo machine breaks down in every hospital you go😡 

Mr Kabab Mein  Haddi...boss tussi to great ho....matlab you have transformed  kameengee into an art form...instead of hating you...you bring a reluctant admiration, and abundant laughter... I still have a secret hope that you will not be a true villain , that there will be no villain except circumstances , but some how my hopes are less bright today than they were at the beginning of the week......khair umeed par duniya  kayam hai...I know you in your impress HP mission might end up doing some good like getting Abhay Sur married...and I think telling Abhay's mom that "ma da laadla bigad gaya" was a master stroke.😉..of course she will marry him to the first girl she comes across ..no questions asked.....but don't go  beyond it....don't come between  arjun arohi....the day you do so....you will lose your charm..we are attracted to you by the intrigue,,,by what lies beneath this gregarious exterior...we want to see those past hurts, those little feelings  hiding behind this brashfulness...but if all we see is a black heart...you  become irrelevant ..fit only to be eliminated... 

Ms Arohi  Sharma...Darling I know the other day  I asked you to think...but probably there was an error in the command line...I wanted you to think, come to a conclusion, go hug  Arjun real tight , have a therauptic  long crying session and be done with...so that we can be back for some romance shomance.😍..I do not want you to be in a perennial  thinking mode...don't go  into this never ending looping business that Ria and Anjana are so fond of propagating😉

Mr Arjun Punj : Sweet heart, I  know you carry your heart on your sleeve...and these girls like  Anj and K always keeps encouraging you for a fight...but  honey , remember the first rule of a fight...if you are fighting for your lady love she better be in sight and more importantly best be in hearing distance...think Dharmendar Paaji😉 ...with his famous " Basanti in kutton kea age mat naachna"  that's the way to do it..." Arohi in kameeno ki batein mat sunna" 😆then you go dhishoom  dhishoom , if she not around... Khali pili bawal karne ka nahin.....don't fall into traps ... anyways all is well that ends well but remember this for future ...ok....oh BTW  I loved your swagger yesterday. Even if it was there for a nano second ....the slight smile ..when you said " tab shaya tum mujhse mohabbat karti......."woohooo..." sorry need to get  AC  on.....itss Hott!!😳

Bas aaj ke liye itni hi advice... have a nice weekend every one :)

 

Minnie

Punji's cat fight with Gossip Bear..

Let me explain... Punji heard Gossiping Bear gossip about his "swami"... Punji apne pati parmeshwar swami ke baare mein 1 word bhi nahi sun sakta.. Man mein bola  mere swami ko tumne aisa bola??  main tere baal noch loonga.. Ooops tum toh takle ho.. isilye ghusse marta hoon... Ooops tum toh rolly polly ho.. isi liye thappad marta hoon.. 🤣🤣

Punji is acting sooooo juvenile..  main mere swami ke khilaf ek shabd bhi nahi sun sakta.. come on Punji!!!  At this rate you should have been a punching bag at Arohi's hands.. Gawd you've spoken many more lewd things than that.. .. Ok so the fight was funny.. Next in jail.. Punji and his Bear sitting hand in hand.. 😍😍 
whats with that.. find another bench.. Ohh forgot it is Teddy Bear Picnic Day.. Punji and his real life bear were on the police station bench and not the park.. kya farak padta hai?? 😉

 
An

Early morning, drops of rain were humming, and when the day started to shine, they started to croon  ... now they are dancing in full flow on the beats of monsoon. It's a bliss watching the rain, and listening to its tap dance. 😊

The Time Machine holds "The Second"... not the last second and not the second to come.  But, time is what we talk about--whether it's lost time or the time to come. Punji and Arohi lost so many seconds of togetherness. In the present second, they are handicapped by this lack of togetherness, and that stops them from dreaming about seconds of togetherness.  

Many seconds ago, both were a little awkward when it was their first rain time. The novice understanding the steps of a man in love, and the girl gleefully enjoying all the attention and protectiveness. Innocent days of love-- the dreamy hum...

It was not that later the seconds were devoid of rains but they just fizzled out--scrapped for crushing hopes. Created a chasm because at two different seconds two souls realized. Also later, one soul could not clearly hear the beats of another in the downpour, and see the wet eyes of a drenched broken man.

It rained again couple of seconds back-- can we hear the crooning. Future seconds hold the promise of a tap dance. 😆


  

Tulli

Mind Chatter

My mind was so chaotic today that I had difficulty interpreting the episode.  So, at the risk of exposing myself as mentally deranged, I am gonna walk you through my mind chatter.
[Note: Looking for depth? Please look elsewhere. This post is decidely anti-depth. And too long. LOL]

First Scene: Drivers, Arjun, Chai Stall

ME: wait..no sound. is this the right file? ...ok sound's back...technical glitch. there's Punji. yap. this is the right file. Now pay attention.
MYSELF: Chai? haan. I could use a cutting chai right now. Wait, didn't punji usef to drink coffee? without jhaag. Should i get myself a chai?
I: Shut up! Pay attention.
ME: Oh ho..driver talking crap...oh teri...look, it's the stupid angry face...arjun's gonna get suckered again...this is not gonna be good...wait...swoooosh effects..arjun's stupid face....oh no!..he's getting up!!...& dhoom dham music??...ugh...i can't look anymore...don't do it punju!..
MYSELF: oiy..he's beating the CRAP out that driver...kinda cool!
ME: stop it... it's too much..over silly driver talk?..not good
MYSELF: uhh...no..it's totally cool!..go punji!..my action hero..smashing windows...beating up people...go punji go..
I: u know, he's taking out his bhadaas from all the thapads arohi's given him...
MYSELF: whatever...kick his butt...punjab da sher..
ME,MYSELF&I: wait..here's arohi?!?....OH NO!!!!
ME: aa gayi, meri maa?...dekhna, sab gadbad kardegi
MYSELF: ooh..pretty suit..fresh green.
ME: abbey chup! forget the suit...now he'll stay chup only...she'll create some MU...MU-kahinki!
I: the police are here??!...kya??... even before the fight is even over?..kaise?
MYSELF: i know, eh...arrey, let him cream the dude first...thhoda khoon-woon to tapke..
ME: chhi..you're disgusting.
MYSELF: Rayees-zaada?...bigadaa? ...kis angle se?
I: I know eh?..sharab?..subah subah?..do u smell it?..u loser policewalla?
ME: wait, wait, wait...don't u recognize arjun? ..you arrested him for shooting karan...bhool gaye?... loser
I: chhodo yaar...let him go to police station. kam se kam arohi se to peechha chootega.
MYSELF: haan but yaar arohi's suit is soooo pretty...lovely green..i just love chikan.
ME&I: ...SHUT UP!

Second Scene: Karan, Tikka, Cell Phone, Mission Marriage

ME: uff..yeh karan kahan se aa gaya..jhol karne?
I: like there isnt enough jhol in a-a's life already...yeh bhi aa gaya...bloody
MYSELF: shhh..sunne to do.. kya keh raha hai yeh?
I: like i care.
ME: blah..blah..lipstick tikka..blah..blah..calling abhay..blah
MYSELF: look at abhay man...kitna khush hota hai boss ki awaaz sun kar..jaise koi premi mil gaya ho...bloody
I: did u hear that?!...HP???!! kyaaaaa??? ...omg..they're so appeasing us I-F folks..playing us like a flute!
MYSELF: so? big deal... jeeyo creatives jeeyo...go on KS dearest.
ME, MYSELF, & I: !! hari om hari!!...drastic fantastic..astic.....BLACK BEAUTY??????!!!!
I: did i hear that right?...rewind it...he DID say it....oh...my...god!
MYSELF: wait..it gets better...they couldn't be his girls
...amaavas ki raat (eclipse) ... ha ha ha
ME: awesome awesome awesome.
ME, MYSELF, & I: ok ok...i love the kameena.
ME: well..for now.

Third Scene: Arjun, Driver, Inspctor, in Jail

ME: marathi..yeah..they are in mumbai..sweeet. oh yah, the story
MYSELF: arohi?...phir aagayi, meri ma?
I: she's helping arjun? cause of yesterday..ok...whatever..
ME: look...the driver is blaming Arjun! this is a setup..how cheesy...dammit
I: i knew there was a reason arohi was there...MU-maayi.. but arjun doesnt have money kya?
MYSELF: don't question it..you're ruining the mood.
ME: what mood? ..bakwaas mood. ..thakela mood.
I: yah..arohi will never believe arjun over a driver...gayi bhains paani mein.
MYSELF: arohi would believe a rock over arjun...kya baat karti ho.
I: grrreat..new misunderstand...wake me up on monday.
ME: hey, arjun is talking in his head again.
I: err...look who's talking tulika.
ME, MYSELF: Whatever.

Fourth Scene: Karan Singh, Abhay's Mom, Mission Dostana

ME: KS again...hmm..ok...lets give it a chance..he was funny last time
MYSELF: listen..its the 'no problem' background score...hitesh?..dostana?...ah haaa
I: dostana...dostana...akashwaani? wuhhhhh?
MYSELF: ohh fohhh...DOSTANA yaar, dostana!
ME: wah kya idea hai!...haiy...kameene you are tooooo goood!
I: ufff...you guys are making it very difficult to hate him...make up your mind.
ME, MYSELF: love and hate are two sides of the same coin.
I: smartasses.

Fifth Scene: KS, HP, on Phone

ME: do we care?
MYSELF: not really.
I: next.

Sixth Scene: Arohi, HP, on Phone

ME: arohi...why are u crying, meri ma? u had become so good at hiding emotions.
MYSELF: uff...look, she's blabbering everything to HP...fool...aur kuch nahin bateygi baba ko..but this? this she has to tell him na? uffffffff
I: socho, samjho, phir bolo...she's they're settig HP up to be anti-Arjun. uh duh. isn't it obvious?
MYSELF: bloody...HP glossed over the news that arjun helped sur&abhay....totally ignored it.
ME: wait..did u hear that HP thinks arjun created the accident with HP & Arohi?...what does he mean by that?
I: he, and his daughters, believe that arjun deliberately rammed his car, with himself and his father, into their van. makes perfect sense na?
ME, MYSELF: total rubbish. move on.

Seventh (Last) Scene: Arohi, Drivers, Chai stall.

ME: arre..what is this?..she's going to figure it out today itself??...wakeup!!
MYSELF,&I: wuh..huh?..really??!! i can't believe it.
I: ohhh!..so this was NOT a setup!!...cool...that would have been so cheesy.
MYSELF: yah! ..look..the driver was just covering his own butt.
I: that makes SOOOOO much sense...well played, creatives, well played indeed.
ME: yap...she saw it all, heard it all, and is now cringing. nice
MYSELF: chalo..at least we can sleep properly this weekend....any predictions for monday?
ME, MYSELF,&I: nooooooo waaaayyy!!

BIG BOOMING VOICE FROM THE SKY: Done? Now shut up before they lock you up in an asylum!


Minnie
 

@ Sanju - 🤣 Me thinking glass is very symbolic..  I wouldnt be surprised at some corny promo stating.. toot rahi hain nafrat ki deewar.. kya saans le payega Arohi aur Arjun ka pyar?? 🤣

 
Karishma 

fire! -- thanks captain obvious....at least u know its fire 🤣...i thought u were blind .... 🤓

Celestial! - no arjun u are not from the heaven..no u can not use ur magical powers to save her soo....do it the human way call 911.....ladka gone mad

Mesmerizing! - what mesmerizing....STOP staring at her and leave the building....or ur mesmerizing female will look like a burned toast 🤣

Element divine! - yes very divine element fire needs element water to extinguish it soo goo call the fire ppl 🤔

Can eradicate.. yaa emmm to eradicate u will need to call the fire ppl...🤔

Can create.. create what 😲...pagal ladka...i swear

Just thinking -----u think kar okay...at the police station 🤣....when they find out u killed arohi by not saving her from fire 😡



Anu 

Me busy writing post and u making fun of my dost?? 😆

Fire :  Pyar ki fire 🤣🤣
Celestial : The red fire looks like sun god all burning , so celestial 🤣🤣
Mesmerizing :  The view of that room burning in fire mesmerizing 🤣🤣
Elemental divine : Now fire burns with element Oxygen and leaves out compound Carbon moxide 🤣🤣

Car eradicate : Can kill the bak bak queen 🤣🤣

Can create :
Can create ash 🤣🤣

Just thinking: Thinking ki petrol dalu aur uss aag mein 🤣🤣🤣

He was talking so nicely and u make fun of it?? BTW india mein its 100 not 911, if he takes ur advice and calls 911 he will also turn ash along with Miss Taan-Pura 🤣



 
Minnie

Me heard the Aakashvani of the Day from JP ( Jail Punji) as follows...

"Aur uss raath eek hi baarish mein teen logon ko ehsaas hua ki unke zindagi mein pyar ka mausam aagaya, par unn theenon ko yeh nahin patha  ki thodi der mein geometry class shuru hone wali hai..aur uska first chapter is  Love Triangles .. uss exam mein kaun pass or fail hoga yeh koi nahi janta tha.. 🤣


Minnie

Aro: Par baba.. main usse pyar karti hoon..
HP : kisse uss nalayak Punji se...
Aro: baba.. aise mat kaho.. woh toh ek heera hai jisse hum pehchan nahi sake
HP: Chor bazar ka hoga isi liye
Aro: Baba main jaan de dungi par KS ke saath kabhi nahi
HP: Tumhe meri kasam hai
Aro: Baba why give kasam you just reached heaven and came back.. agli baar no guarantee
HP: Nalayak get out
Aro: Ok.. pops me going to Punji
HP: Thank god beti # 1 ko bhi ghar se bhaga diya.. Abhi Anty ka kya karu??? Karu karu??? KS ke saath shadi karau?? 😉 😆😆

 
Karishma
 

Anu & Karishma
@Sanju and K : Read u want to love KK?? 🤣
 ok KK cant be AP.....they are as different as Sun and Moon or North and south pole ....dont believe me?? 😲😲😲...ok.........u heard it right and we will prove it-karishma 😆😆😉

1) KK lives in car , AP lives in cabin 🤣🤣....kk lives in the set wali cabin 😉
2) AP is one woman man 🤣🤣, KK has 5000 girls around 🤣🤣 arjun has moti aunty....nutasha..apple sharing lap sharing shose fitting..😉😆😆
3) AP hardly smiles, KK laughs like crazy 🤣🤣.....kritika can make KK  smile and also cry 😉😆
4) AP talks in english and hindi ....KK talks in confusing lang may be thats what he calls punjabi 🤣🤣 kk multi talented can speak multi languages all at same time 😉
5) AP has mansion and 600 crores , KK doesnt 🤣🤣 arjun lost his mansion and money to prem naa...😆😆😉
6) AP feeds his woman , KK eats off his woman food too 🤣🤣🤣.....KK has enough food to supply all his women(that is if he shares 😆😉)

Moral of the story, thin line between them ....u poor souls dont get confused...me will find out a real life punji for u both 🤣🤣🤣, u can share .....america should have lot of such handsome dudes 🤣🤣🤣I mean dost not KK 🤣🤣🤣............anu anu anu ki hogy wah bhai wah

 

Anu

kk lives in the set wali cabin 😉😉😉

Soap over he beggar on roads....u want such a man?? 😲 😆
arjun has moti aunty....nutasha..apple sharing lap sharing shose fitting..
😉😆😆
Any number of woman, only one in his heart , the one and only bak bak queen 😆😆😆

kritika can make KK  smile and also cry 😉😆😆

No she cant , only me can make him cry 🤣🤣🤣


kk multi talented can speak multi languages all at same time 😆😆😉
He cant speak one lang properly and he all set to mix and match langs 🤣🤣🤣 he should learn to speak slowly clearly and without hilling julling lang wise 🤣🤣🤣
arjun lost his mansion and money to prem naa... 😆😆😉
He only gave the mansion for rent, he still owns it 🤣🤣🤣

KK has enough food to supply all his women(that is if he shares 😆😆😉)

Samosa boy 😉 se koi ummeeed nahi ....didnt u see SBS how he was gorging on bigger samosa pieces?? 🤣🤣🤣he  will eat ur share  of food too , just forget him K 🤣🤣🤣warna u will starve and die of hunger 🤣🤣🤣

Moral of the story, thin line between them ....u poor souls dont get confused...me will find out a real life punji for u both 🤣🤣🤣, u can share .....america should have lot of such handsome dudes 🤣🤣🤣I mean dost not KK 🤣🤣🤣............anu anu anu ki hogy wah bhai wah

I said dost handsome , woh bhi good eyes and cute smile ....nothing else 🤣🤣🤣he just a samosa boy for me 🤣🤣🤣 and I hate samosas 🤣🤣🤣

 

Tulli

 
1. Punji, stop calling sasurji Bauji. Either call him 'Sasura' (LOL) or 'BB'. BB stands for Big Brother on KDMHMD, but here it'll stand for BaBa. and Black Beauty. and Bhayankar Buddhaa. and Batti Band. Really good name ...BB.

 

Anut 

Since most of you did so well on the Math/Logic 101 quiz I set up, here is a follow up. This is a test of your linguistic abilities, How many other names for this entity can you think of?

1) Kali amavas ki raat ....credited to KS
2) Ujhada chaman .....credited to KS
3) HP (Hangama Prasad) ...credited to yours truly
4) Haddi Pisadhi ....credited to yours truly
5) The Fly ....credited to Karishma (pictorial)/Sanju in writing...
6) Aukadless buddha...credited to Soumya
7) Highly Prejudiced...credited to Aakriti

8) Hazardous Pest '.credited to Sanjukta

9) BABA black sheep!!!......credited to Kat

Right now it seems that KS and me have a tie 😆..Please do participate....

The winning prize is : Your very own Action Figure of Guess Who??
What does the action figure do?

It can bounce, it can leap
It can talk aukat real cheap
It hiloes, it jhuloes
Like perpetually standing on its toes

Its rain resistant and fire proof
but bring HP out and it goes poof
It can shake two legs and prance
And pass those off as moves for dance

Its as cuddly as a teddy puppy
As long as its with Arohi......


 

Anjana

Nightmare Preview

Bua: Karan puttar aaj tu bahuut bright bright  aur khush lag rahe ho..

K.S.: ☺️ **thinking about Arohi's smile**  Haan aaj din hi aisi hai.. baat hi aisi hai... 

Bua:  Aaacha... ek baat bata puttar... tujhe meri Arohi kaisi lagti hai?

K.S.: 😃 Kaise batao... uska jaisa koi nahi... itna aacha.... kitna massoom.. aur uska gala mein toh saraswati...hhhmmmmm 

Bua:  woh tujhe pasande hai na, Puttar?  Saach baata?  Mein munna se baat karu?  Teri liye?

K.S.:  Nahi nahi.  Buaji.. aap bhi... mujhe pehley Arohi se toh baat karne dijiye ☺️ Shayad woh muhje pasand na kareh? 

Bua: Mein saab samjhti hu... woh tuhje baahut pasand karta hai... tu dekha nahi woh tuhje dekhar kitna khush thi... mein Munna se baat karti hu

K.S.:  Aap jaisa teek samje.. ☺️☺️

Nightmare Preview - Part 2

H.P.:  Aapko pata hai woh Arjun Punj kitna chichora ladka hai... Sheetal ke saat tha... uske saat pyaar ka "nautanki' kar raha tha... pata nahi kissi manhoos waqt mein paida huwa yeh ladka.....Chichora ladka.. ghanda... mein toh  

Bua:   Usko chhodd.  Sun tujhe Karan kaisa lagtah hai?

H.P.:  Karan.. haan kaha woh aur kaha Arjun Punj.  Ek jitna aacha dusra utna bhura.  Karan bahuut acha ladka hai... humara kitna madaat kiya hai.  Sur ki shaadi bhi.. kash mein uske liye kuch kar pahta...

Bua:  Tu kar sakta hai... usko Arohi pasand hai...  

H.P.: 😃😃😃 Sach?  Apko kaise pata? 

Bua:  Woh aur Arohi ek dusre ko dekh ke haas rahethe  toh mein usko poocha... aur woh batadiya ki usko Arohi bahuut pasand hai.. woh humari Arohi se shaadi karna chaata hai..  

H.P.:  Apko pata nahi mein aaj kitna khush hu... muhje bhi aisa hi lagtah tha.. ki woh dono ek dusre ko pasand karte hai...

Bua:  Haan mein bhi yeh sochta hu.. Arohi uske saat khush rahega.. dono ek industry mein hai.. saat gaathe hai.. 😃

 

H.P.:  Aacha mein Arohi hi se pooche lehta hu


Nightmare Preview - Part 3

 Arohi: **smiling to herself as she thinks of Arjun*** hmmm... kitna handsome hai.. salmaan khan se bhi zaada.
H.S.:  ***notices her smiling to herself***  Aaj tu bahuut khush lag rahi hai... 
 Arohi:  Haan mein bahuut khush hu.. Karan Sir kitna amazing hain na baba... woh saab teek kar diya.. Sur ki shaadi fix hogiya... Aur unka gala 😃    
 H.P.: Aaacha ek baat bata  Karan tuhje pasand hai na
Arohi: ***in la la land.. all happy thinking of Arjun not Karan... smiles 😃😃**  Haan woh muhje pasand ha.. bahuut aacha aadmi hai.. kind... generous..

 

Kat (KK84)

Nightmare Preview

Bua: Karan puttar aaj tu bahuut bright bright  aur khush lag rahe ho..kahaa se karidha tuney ye coat? mein sochti hu munna ke liye bhi lelu...usko nayaa detective ka job mila hai na, uske liye bahot changaa lage ga!!

K.S.:  **thinking about Arohi's smile**  Haan aaj din hi aisi hai.. baat hi aisi hai...wave hi aisa tha! 

Bua:  Aaacha... ek baat bata puttar... tujhe meri Arohi kaisi lagti hai? Mene dekha woh wave...jab mein jawaan thi tab mein Arohi ke uncle ko aisey hi wave karti thi...iss wave ka matlab jaante ho?

K.S.:  Kaise batao... uska jaisa koi nahi... itna aacha.... kitna massoom.. aur uska gala mein toh saraswati...hhhmmmmm - wave! 😳 ab aapne bhi kiya tha wave, mein kaise kahoon!!..mujhe sharam aah rahi hai! 

Bua:  woh tujhe pasande hai na, Puttar?  Saach baata?  Mein munna se baat karu?  Teri liye? waisey bhi operation ke baad munna satyaa gaya hai!!

K.S.:  Nahi nahi.  Buaji.. aap bhi... mujhe pehley Arohi se toh baat karne dijiye   Shayad woh muhje pasand na kareh? mujhe toh pehle se hi lagtaa tha ke bauji ka screw dhila hogaye! 

Bua: Mein saab samjhti hu... woh tuhje baahut pasand karta hai... tu dekha nahi woh tuhje dekhar kitna khush thi... mein Munna se baat karti hu..dekha! humari soch kitni milti julti hai! tumhi Arohi keliye perfect ho!!

K.S.:  Aap jaisa teek samje.. (oh balle balle!!)

 

Karishma & Anu

 
What yaar K.....afterall eek kiss ke liye mere dost se itne kaam karwayegi kya??
1)Smoke : He smokes to figure out if tobacco converts to ash, he is into research u see 😳🤣🤣
2)Ks ki lipstick? 😲KS nahin dega ,woh phir se teeka lagana tho?? 🤣🤣
3)U asking my dost , One-GF-Only types to kiss random girls? 😲 🤣🤣
4)Shave ...arey yaar woh apni pehli date keliye bhi shave nahin kiya ab kya karega.🤣🤣Ladki already latoo over him so he dont need to impress her more u see 🤣🤣
5)If he yells ,what if Arohi bites?? 😲😲 🤣🤣
6)To show all the body parts, my dost need to first stand straight ....thats manufacturing defect in the body, his body is made of springs so its not possible for him to stand straight and show his body parts 🤣🤣

 

Arshiya

SMS:

Little Birdie In the sky, dropped potty in your eye,
You look up, you don't cry
you thank god  that cows don't fly...

 

Aditi 

@ adda here is the letter that I gor for Pyaare Bhaiyya .

Mere Pyaare Bhaiyya

Raakhi ( arre woh swyamwar waali nahin 😡) aa rahi hain ...aur mera  tumse  milne ka bada mann ho raha ....sachchi ...Tumne to dil khush kar diya hai aaj kal  .....Sunny  Tinku, Munni  ke paida hone ke  baad ...life mein pehli baar itna khush hooyi ....sacchi mein ...tumhaare jijaji ki kasam ....😳

Ab maine socha ...jaa kar Mumbai mil aaon ...par bhaiyya mujhe bada darr lagta hai ...mera naam aisa hai ...woh tumhaare saath kaam karne waale  bade khabbu  hai ...kahin mujhe kha  gaye to ????

Phir socha in adda walon se kehkar letter bhijwaa deto hoon..tum inki baatein dhyaan se sunte ho na...ab ho hi itne samajh daar ...

 Sach mein jab se tumne  Do pyaar karne walon  ko milwaya hai ... dil garden garden ho gaya hai ...aur uss din jab tumne unhe Terrace  par bheja tha ...... haiyye main to sharama hi gayi thi ...par tumhaare jijaji se chup chup kar 20 baar dekha tha woh scene ...hayye woh unki   pyaari si nok jhonk ... sach mein mujhe apne din yaad aa gaye ..jab tumhaare jijaji ... cycle par baith kar ...ekdum  ticch ho kar aate the ...banwwari lal ke tabele ke peeche.... 😳

 Waise  yeh batao ....itni saari pappi lete dete hain.☺️....kahin pakde gaye to .. ladki ke baap  ne dekh liya to ...bas bhaiyya kuch bhi karo ...yeh amawasya se bacha lo ... chand pura khila do .....😃 

Baaki logon ko samajhao ...ki tel jyaada laga lene  koi unhe pyaar nahin karne lagega.... tum na uski setting waapis puraani biwi se karwa do ... dono bacchon  ki line clear rahegi.....😉

 Aur setting karane mein to tum puraane expert ho ...yeh sasur ji  aur saasu maa ko bhi milwa do na ...mujhe sasur ji se bada darr lagta ....sochti hoon apni love story mein busy rahenge ,,,to bete ke liye tension nahin khadi karenge.😉....wasie bhi ...haye ....sacchi bataoon ....bete se jyaada mujhe woh handsome lagte hai .😳....unki aawaaz  sunti hoon dil mein ghatiyaan bajti hai ..... issliye bhaiyya woh acchi acchi batein Karen ...wahi accha hai.....😃

 Bass bhaiyya ...itna hi kehna tha ....baaki sab kushal mangal hai ....ram dulari ..arre wahi  bhains  jo peechle saal kharidi thi ...usko baccha hone waala hai ..

 Arre ek baat to main bhool hi gayi ...bhaiyya tum logon ko nachaya mat karo ...dekh kar badi hassi aati hai ...ab jyaada kya likhoon .....Sunny ro raha hai 😭.. jaati hoon usko  behlaane

 Woh kya kehten hai ...angrezi mein.... haan

 Happy Rakhi

 Tumhaari  Behan

Imarti devi 😃

 

Anut

In today's episode I felt the connect between Arjun and Arohi. Even when Anu's dost-turned-Buddhu boy was acting gimme-a-kiss(candy)-or-I-want-talk-to-you-10 year old, or a gravity-affects-me-much-worse-than-others-that's-why-I-hillofy-jhullofy-Leaning-Tower-of-Pisa or shayad-meri-shaamat-ka-khayal-dil-mein-aaya-hai-isliye-tere-baba-ne-paper-uthaya-hai-buffoon. Today I could sense the comfort level between the two and it translated to comic,subtle chemistry. And Kritika was Good in the cockroach !!! scene...What would have been funny was Cockroach ka naam sunkar Arjun starting his Punji dance or whatever similar hand and feet gestures he performs which masquerade as dance akin to Sridevi and Anil Kapoor on the cockroach discovery scene in Mr. India....That was ......

Arjun to Arohi

"Mil gaya humko saathi mil gaya humse gar KS jal gaya
 Ho Ho jaldne de....
 Chal gaya pyar ka jaado chal gaya humne KS jal gaya
 Jalne de ho ho
 Tere liye zamana tere liye
 aur tu mere liye"

Hum kisi se kam nahhi (1977) 😆

 
Minnie
 
Episode starts with re-run of the patty cakes game.. 🤣 .. In case anyone missed it yesterday.. watch it again.. you'll know how to play it.. after the demonstration is done,  suddenly Rondu Kumar  gets an idea to maro a punch to the glass..😍 he wraps his naari wrapping jacket to his hand and maroes a solid hathoda punch like Dharamendra to the glass..🤣  Arohi holds her ears??? Lady get out of the way.. heard of flying glass injury.. 🤪🤣 nevermind.. glass tuti.. then Rondu Dharmendra Kumar maroes a lath to a plywood ka god alone knows what.. wall I suppose.. 👏👏👏 and comes to Ms. Prem Pujaran (Ms. Clueless has evolved now).. 🤣🤣 Touchy touchy..😍😍 fire still burning in the back.. they get close up eye locks..😍😍  Me thinking.. yeh baad mein bhi ho sakta hai na?? 😲😕  Prem Pujaran ka duppatta on fire..😲😲  Rondu Kumar rips it from her shoulders.. me thiking.. yeh thappad pada abhi..👏👏👏 Phussss... kuch hua hi nahi.. 🤣🤣 woh naari wrapping jacket adorns her shoulders now.. 😳😳 Prem Pujaran still singing bhajan through her eyes..😍😍 Tan man dhan sab hai tera.. bin tere kya hai mera.. 🤣🤣 Ohhh after this man-hi-man ka Chitrahaar is over...🤣Rondu Kumar looks for a way out of the Bhadakte Sholey.. tabhi.. Prem Pujaran hits her abused knees once more and falls to the ground..  😆  Me again wondering the concrete floor must be superheated.. dont sit you'll regret it for many many days.. 😲😲 🤣 Rondu Kumar realizes.. daud ke aata hai.. she says ekdum Pujaran style.. swami aap jao... mujhe chodkar.. 😉😳 🤣 Rondu says what else were you expecting?? Accha toh Hum chalte hain?? 🤣 .. NO WAY.. Dharmendraji ka bhoot sawar jab sar par .. he picks her up..👏 😆 I think this was a ploy by Prem Pujaran.. she wanted Rondu Kumar to lift her in his godi .. man mein shraddha ho toh saari icchayein poori ho jaati hai.. lo iski bhi murad poori huyi... 😍😍😍 They come to the window..  and khood pade dono haathon mein haath daal kar.. Yahoo chahe koi mujhe junglee kahe.. style..   😍🤣

Abhi Prem Pujaran ka knees and ankles are totally fine.. Dramebaaz ladki.. 😡😡 🤣 Phir Rondu Kumar ke andar Rajendra Kumar ka bhoot aa gaya.. he says I did not love you.. blah blah... 🥺 😕 Prem Pujaran itna asani se thodi na chodne wali hai.. uske andar Meena Kumari ka Bhoot aa gaya.. she also does some senti aansoobhari dastaan.. 😕😆   Suddenly yeh sun kar Rondu Rajendra Kumar gets shocked.. Rajendra Kumar bhoot out.. 👏👏 now Rajesh Khanna bhoot sawar..😍😍  he says.. Nahi re.. Tum kahin nahi jaa rahi..😍😍 .. Yeh sun kar Meena Kumari bhoot too sadly leaves making way for Sharmila Tagore Bhoot..   I was just thinking.. both will start singing Gun guna rahein hain bhawar khil rahi hai kali kali..  nahi.. 😳😳 😆 tabhi Besharam Prem Pujaran starts chumma chaati.. 😲😕 Kimi Katkar ka bhoot aa gaya lagta hai.. Jumma chumma de de... 🤣  types..  Aaage ka mujhe mat poocho.. maine apni aanken sharm se band karli... 😳 aanken kholi toh dekha.. do dil mil rahein hai.. and Lag Jaa gale ki phir yeh haseen raat ho na ho.. 🤣

Beech mein HP and uska partner KS (Jai-Veeru) had set out to save Taanpura Kumari.. (they have no clue she's Prem Pujaran)  from the fires.. 🤪  As the Lag Jaa Gale continued.. me wondering.. abhi chipkooo movement chodo.. Jai-Veeru ne dekh liya toh Gabbar ka jo haal hua woh tum dono ka ho jayega..  🤣

Final verdict
- My humorous take apart.. it was very well enacted a little cliche.. but who cares? It was beautiful! 👏
 
 
Minnie
 
Ok let me  just do this little dance..    I havent done this since the days of Chitrahaar.. on Wednesdays.. so jara time lagega.. ... Ok ho gaya.. now to the most romantic episode of KMH.. hayyyy.. kya tha..😍🤣   Starting with chalo shaadi karlein.. yippppiee  and uski saath Budhwaar ka Chitrahaar bhi shuru...🤣🤣  pehla phera....pehla gana... taare hain baarati from Viraasaat... bade din huye yeh gana soone.. 😍🤣🤣Pheras on.. and second gaana on KMH drums and aa aaa... 🤣

Uff... AA - too much hotness to handle..😉  so lets switch to apna KS singing , maine kal kya kaha tha.. wohi..
My ex- is a witch
I need a switch
Let me get hitched..🤣

Yeh sunkar..apna bharosemand HP asks the most logical questions..  how do you feel about  leaving your ex? HP dear... if KS answers main toh pagal hoon uske pyar mein.. do you think you'll give your beti to him.. 🤪🤣 so KS kya bola.. nahi bauji.. tan man dhan sab Arohi ka.. uske bin kya hai mera.. 😍 🤣 All this while KDMH  (another BT show) ka music.. plays.. and KS coyly sits in front of Bua and HP.. batting his eyelids🤣🤣  Pssssst... HP .. suno na HP dear yeh sab poocha.. usko directly poocha.. KS.. bol tera divorce hua ki nahi? Kab hua? Yeh sab poocha hi nahi.. seedha.. shadi ke liye razamandi de di.. OMG! 😲😲😲  HP dear you need mental help.. you've lost it.. 🤣🤣

Suddenly HP pushing KS onto Arohi.. go beta go to the mandap and talk to her.. 😲😲 oye.. jara soch ke bol..  Somehow I found this ridiculously funny as a serene flute plays along.. HP and Bua thoosing barfi in KS' mouth 😆 ..  HP dear aao dekha na taao.. seedha ladki bhagao?? 🤣🤣🤣

Mandap mein still pheras are on.. Marjaaniya.. some song I dont know - Chitrahaar also plays some new songs.. I did not know..😲 😉 chalo.. Then the mantras that solemnize a wedding!  😍☺️😍 (kuch yaad aya..😍😍 ) I was flipping through the shaadi ka album in my mind tabhi this silly dhichick dhickaack dichack broke my trance 😡🤣  and... abbey aur kaun.. hero number 2..  😎 KS maroes entry... 🤣🤣🤣

Mandir ki ghantiya ringing (please explain why these here?) me getting worried.. ab yeh shaadi mein kya karne aya hai bin bulaya baaraati?? KS leaves coz he forgot the ring.. kya farak padta hai.. ghantiya toh ghantiya.. 🤣🤣 Me soo happy.. like its cricket..  and Sachin Tendulkar batting and uska catch being dropped..  🤣

Ek musibat out toh doosri in.. Eeeeeekkkkk...brakes screech.. please tell me why do these guys maro brake itna jorse?? Maro brake.. magar jara pyar se bhai.. gaddi ka khayal karke.. 🤣  HP enters the scene to give KS the ring.. Why is HP so desperate to marry off Arohi to that guy who's legal marital status is still unclear..  🤪🤪 HP aap hi shaadi karlo.. itni jaldi padi hai toh! 🤣🤣

More matras more pheras.. and KS marching to and fro.. watch.. he walks away from the stained glass door.. 2 seconds later walks towards it.. 🤣🤣 making grand entry... with drum beats.. like war drums beating.. Me a little scared now.. yahan phera-phera game on and yeh HP kabab mein haddi shows up😕🤣

Phir fake thunder (yippie its back ) and some sad music HP too watching match ka final over like me.. 😍🤣🤣 Now time for Devdas ka music with whips in the background and HP ke sar ka chaand shining brightly...🤣🤣  Arre why are there whips in the background??🤣🤣  My BP rising like its cricket match ka last over.. 6 runs to win and HP already on the scene..😕🤣   Arjun on the crease.. me biting my nails..  arre just say you accept her as your wife.. itna lamba chauda bhashan mat maar .. HP is in the pavilion.. 🤣🤣.. Chalo marra par yeh kya no ball?? Abhi Arohi needs to accept him too.. Chalo final ball.. Arohi sixer maar.. Arohi bolde you accept him as your pati-parmeshwar.. 🤣..  whipping continues..🤣   arre ladki maar yaar jaldi se...🤣   Boldiya.. huuussshhhhhhhhhh ...🤣🤣 me left with no nails.. as this shaadi is over..🤣🤣  Wind blowing.. thunder returns.. with KMH sad chorus..  🤣

Uff.. HP thank god you froze in place and watched this last over shaanti se with me.... nahi toh.. boss last over match would have been lost..   🤣🤣 Newly weds are sweetly hugging as the whipping speed multiplies.. drums also beating dhan dhan rapidly with the conch sounds...🤣🤣🤣  HP walking towards hugging newlyweds ..me screaming..... HP tum jao ghar ... par nahi.. yeh kya.. sees beti sleeping khade khade... and drums, thunder, ghantiya, whips ka combo starts ..this sounds deadly.. 😲😕HP yanks her away from Punji like you rip off an old wall paper from the wall.. taaaaaaaarrrrrrrkkk (ok this was my own sound effect..) 🤣🤣

HP pyar ka dushman.. dragging beti like 70s ka B'wood daddy..😡😡  and Arjun does. bauji bauji.. Arohi does baba.. baba black sheep.. 🤣🤣  and then under a blue spotlight.. with a moment of silence, yeh pada HP ka karara.. chaanta on Arjun's face with 3 echoes.. wind blowing.. thunder reappears with shish shish.. swiish... swiissh.. shock shock shock..  audience ko heart attack..   😉

Sad KMH hahah hehehe.. ho hoho... as HP jallad takes Arohi away in a taxi and Punji is left with KMH chorus.. sad wala.. ..Arre.. Hum Shaadi Kar Chuke Sanam ka..  Jallad dulhaniya le jayenge.. ho gaya.. arrre arre nahiiiiiiiii... 🤣🤣

Dhanana.. dhanana... dhanana... KMH in passsion tune.. HP pulls out chokri pays off the taxiwala.... I think he told the taxiwala.. keep the change I have no time.. 😉 🤣 and KS dulha # 2  enters with KDMH tune.. 🤣🤣

Isi ke saath aaj ka Chitrahaar over.. aaj ke karyekram ke prayojak the..  Kaan phad bandwaale aur zhandu balm.. sard door kare.. 🤣

Final verdict: Wah!!!  you still with me? 🤣🤣
 
By An
A Girl's Diary 

Dreams 'o' Dreams,
You never ever leave my eyes,
Always let me build beautiful castles,
Fulfilling my desire to paint life's wonders.

Dreams 'o' Dreams,
Why don't you promise realization,
And, a perfect culmination,
Why don't you teach me tricks for handling situation,
And, bless me with happiness in abundance.



My dreams always had a prince charming riding his white horse and going down on his knees to propose, and my career related aspirations were also part of the same dreams. While growing-up, I never thought that the subjects of my most loved dreams will clash one day and I had to sacrifice one and walk with another on an unknown path.

I am blessed with a divine voice and always knew that I'll be one of the best in the cut-throat competitive world of singers. My father has built a special shelf that holds all the medallions and trophies that I won in numerous signing competitions during my school and college days. There was nothing more I wanted than winning a big national singing competition and hitting the jackpot of success. Being the best singer was the dream and the rest were mere illusions and a silly girl's hormones playing-up.

I was well on my way to achieve my and my father's dreams and then I met The Man. Love slowly captured my soul and senses, and illusion surfaced as a real charismatic face. I ignored his presence and concentrated on my singing but I was surprised to hear a new voice and that made me restless. I was no longer part of my being; he was pulling me towards his being, and making me his part.

It took a while but I gave in to the calls of Love, old dreams started to dwindle, and life with him captured all the spaces. There was nothing more important than him. Winning a major singing competition was no longer the real deal but decorating our home together became the prized trophy. Real life unlike dreams comes with asterisk and never promises a perfect tomorrow. Dark clouds started to hover, confusion and doubts started to creep in.

Misunderstanding, third party involvement, parents' objections, circumstances, ego, I and him all came together to uproot our love's banyan tree. We finally were able to jump over all the hurdles, mended our broken bridge, and planted a new sapling. However, one night, my ambition revisited my dreams as an urchin, and laughed at my blissful situation, "You forgot yourself and have become someone else. The confidence is gone and you have become a mere follower and worthless."

I woke-up all shaken and perspiring. I have a question, can I trust a man to let ME be ME and not take away my free will. My singing has made me unique and the man has made me special. Many have failed to strike a balance between love and ambition, and have become despondent. Never ever thought two of my most beautiful dreams will be in a boxing ring.

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By Minnie
 
Someone have mercy.. I died laughing today...  🤣🤣 Abhi onto what caused this catastrophe... 🤣

Pehle toh watching Arjun becoming an expert chor.. 🤣  upar se him shouting at KS how dare you marry my wife...🤣  and KS retorting 6 minutes mein Arohi is going to be my wife.. hello is Arohi Maggi Noodles... bas 2 minutes mein tayyar??  🤣🤣 What was this meri patni- meri patni tu-tu mein mein? Patni in question ekdum enjoying all of this chup chaap..  I am thinking patni wondering kiske paas jaon??  🤪😍🤣 Mooh bole ke saath ya 6 minutes noodle wale ke saath..    😍  🤣 All this time HP ka hyper animated yeh kya ho raha hai sent me straight to ROFL swarglok... 🤣🤣 So iske baad ka post is being written from Swarglok where there are many a pagals laughing like crazy so its a little distracting.. 🤣  Bhool chuuk maaf kardo please.. 😉 🤣  BTW... Arjun ne kya poll kholi hai aaj HP ki..👏 😉 HP bichare.. kya karte.. he never thought this Rondu will ever rat him out like this in bhari mandap.. 😉 🤣  Shaabaash Mooh Bole Pati.. 👏🤣


Earlier during pheras.. anyone thought Sur and Abhay were maroing phool ekdum jor jorse?? 🤪😉  🤣 Arre yaar yeh rukavat ke liye khed hai shaadi khatam hi nahi hoti and these two have a honeymoon flight to catch.. 🤣🤣 And yeh Purvi.. itna haas haas ke phool kyun maar rahi thi.. 😡 🤣  Oye..  kitni nautanki karti hai... 1 hour ago you were giving girl the gyaan about not marrying KS and now you batteesi phaad phaad ke marring phool during her pheras with KS?? 🤣🤣   Sorry for the distraction.. but these three were simply superb today.. left me  confused with their mixed signals  🤣🤣  Iss sab mein ek acchi baat huyi..  6 minute wale ne AP se gun cheen li... chalo 6 minute wala toh bach gaya.. 🤣

Haan so mandap walon ko chodo..🤣 abhi we on the  chhat with Mr and Mrs. Mooh Bole 🤣🤣  Skip AA ki bak bak... I feel like I have rewound the entire last week.. wohi sab.. kyun.. kyun... kyun?? 🤣🤣 Patni in question.. jaldise bolde.. kyunki.. I am a Bandini at DK ka shadyantra...😉  put your mooh bola pati out of misery and go finish off your 6 minute gig...  😉 🤣This lady will drive the poor pedh paudhe on the terrace also crazy with her bhashan.🤪  phir AP toh sirf ek insaan hai.. 🤣 Kya drama hai..  more gol gol than a fried jalebi.  🤪🤣...Thankfully.. patni left to go to her 6 minute wala pati.. AP tu sach mein bach gaya pyaare..   🤣🤣  (KK and KK were wonderful here!👏👏) ..par HP entered on the chhat akele akele...🤪 🤣 Oye useless baaratiyon.. koi toh upar aata as a witness.. akele bujurgh aadmi ka seedhi chadne ka sahara banane at least..  😡 🤪🤣  nahi.. Salil where are you?  Lambi lambi phek raha tha neeche mandap mein.. abhi dekho..🤣🤣 HP locked the chhat ka door too...  Hum tum ke chhat pe band ho.. aur thandi hawa udti jaaye..🤣🤣
 
For some fleeting moments of seriousness HP-AP's dialogues were good.. 👏  HP was honest with him.. putting AP out of his misery of misconceptions.. but it was a heart wrenching moment between two men fighting for the happiness of one woman they both loved so dearly..  👏👏  Both  KK and VS were wonderful! 👏👏     Ok.. moment passed and HP flew..😲 🤪 🤣What??😲 🤪🤣 Yes he flew... over a 3 feet guard wall and latkofying on to the terrace wall??  😲 How? 🤪   Dont ask me.. its beyond defying logic and gravity..   🤣🤣 Hay... Asmaan se gire aur khajoor pe atke..🤣🤣 But in this case khajoor is latkofying on the building... 🤣🤣screaming Arjun... Arjun.. pagal.. scream bachao bachao.. 🤣 

Needless to say we know where this is going to end.. HP I dont want you to die..... Yeh kya twist hai?? Bakwaas...  🥺  😡My last hope is that even if HP falls from the roof..  he falls into KS' majboot arms safe...  😍🤣

Final Verdict:  I dont have one..  🤣 Watch only for some wonderful performances! 👏👏

Minnie & An Company Unlimited

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Punji in Jail, All Hail and Wail


There finally comes a time,

When we hear the ring of the dime,

We sprint to start a new venture,

Unveil for all the Breathing Placid Picture

 

View of Punji is on sale,

Miss It and Punji will never get a bail

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 Minnie & An Company Unlimited brings to you the much awaited Punji Jail Tours. The Tour is one of its Kind because WE have the Best Devilish Mind. We offer you the Best View of the Extremely Popular and High on Demand Jailbird -- Punji.    

Yes, the same rich lad who hated women all his life and then fell head over heels in love with a beautiful lass. The chirpy lass took his hand and showed him the splendour and beauty of life. The dark clouds of misunderstanding hovered for a while and the passionate lad felt cheated and destroyed the sand castle of their love.

The night he realized his mistake, he almost lost her forever. His pure new born soul made a promise to her sleeping soul. He gave up his life to live her life and became the visible shadow to protect her from all the adversities. The lad even snubbed his proud and calculating father and walked away without any remorse.

Punji willingly became the pauper in spite of being the crown prince of a flourishing empire. Arohi came to the city of dreams to become the singing sensation. Punji followed her to ensure that she sleeps on bed of roses and achieves her dreams. He plucked and burned all the thorns without blowing his own trumpet.

Lots of forgettable drama happened and Punji also stepped in and out of his now home, the dungeon, and he almost killed the then evil man Karu. Sooner or later, your good deeds do pay off, and Punji was soon rewarded with bountiful of unconditional love. Arohi started wearing new glasses and clarity of vision was restored. She saw the signs of Punji's true love and his sacrifices. A man made fire finally burned all the bridges, and she kissed him like an ardent maniac.

Love throws plenty of challenges and lovers have to overcome each challenge before they can open doors to the Forever Together Paradise. Arohi failed to clear the tricky challenge round and succumbed. She ditched Punji who was standing at the marriage altar, and took a U-turn and knocked at the doors of the now good Karu.

Karu and Arohi were all set to get the tag of "Just Married" when Punji killed Arohi's father to stop the most happening news of the bland season. A Passionate Lover, a Handsome Killer, and a Serene Jailbird: He is the Deadly Combination Called Punji.

If you miss the Silver, Golden and Platinum Opportunity, you all are Doomed because He is Simply The Best Expressive Beauty on Offer in the whole wide world. Do not Let the Once in a Lifetime Opportunity Go Waste and Jump in with your Potli of Chavvanis before Ganga Mata Helps Him Jump Out.


What we Offer

    We offer the best tours in town to watch the most prized catch, the Jail Bird Punji. Sometimes his Jail House Rocks -- if you are lucky enough to be around when he does Punjance in his cell -- and that makes for a breath-taking and rolling on the floor view. His tranquility will make you numb and you can touch the raw emotions without touching. The Adonis ditched by Aphrodite. A Unique Often Seen Case of Lover Boy Accidentally turned Killer. Ganga Mata in white as your guide cum ally. She will be playing tape-recorder all the time.
    Our Packages:
      Silver Package For 25 Chavvanis, you can watch Punji from a little-very far and you can bat your eyelids.
    • Gold Package:  For 50 Chavvanis, you can watch Punji up close, bat your eyelids, sigh a little and smile without showing your teeth. You are also allowed to wave goodbye. 
    • Platinum Package For 75 Chavvanis, you can watch Punji up and close, bat your eyelids, sigh unlimited, smile away to glory, and you are allowed to whisper hello and bye. You can also take picture with him-- he inside the cell and you outside.

    Our Product Eyes Speak Volumes and Discount Will Hurt his Doe-Eyes and our Bank Balance. Do not ask for one when we do not offer one to protect the already broken heart of your dearest and unshaven Punji.

Additional Offerings:

Snacks and Drinks: The queue is long and you would like to munch while you wait for the view. We offer the best Punji snacks and cold drinks.

 Yummy Punji Pop Corns: 5 Chavvanis

Chilled Punji Cold Drinks: 5 Chavvanis

Peppery Punji Samosa (1 piece): 3 Chavvanis

Hot Sugary Punji Jalebis (2 piece): 6 Chavvanis

Crispy Punji Chips Packet: 7 Chavvanis

Dark-White Punji Chocolate: 10 Chavvanis

Buttery Punji Chicken Legs (2 piece): 10 Chavvanis

Since tears are welcome on the tours

 Box of tissues  (10 tissues + 2 *free*): 5 chavvanis  (limited time offer, while supplies last)

Bucket for tears (1 piece): 10 chavvanis

Dark glasses (1 piece): 8 chavvanis

Emergency make-up kits (included tear proof mascara): 12 chavvanis (every girl gotta look only the best)

Souvenirs and Gifts: Buy them and you will treasure them all your life. A man like him was never born and will never be born again. He comes from the extinct race of sacrificial lambs

 Punjance dance CDs: 20 chavvanis

Punji fancy dress photo album: 20 chavvanis

Best of Punji's harmonica tunes and songs : 20 chavvanis

Punji Jail Bird magnets: 10 chavvanis

Punji Frankenstein wigs: 15 chavvanis

Punji Jail House Rock T-shirts: 10 chavvanis (Sizes S to XL available)

Rules and Regulations to Follow:

    Dress-code: Only Black No eye-locking and giggling No touching and pulling No breaking lines or falling in love No asking water from Ganga Mata's earthen pot No screaming I love you No screaming marry me at any times No credit or discounts applicable, all payments in chavvanis only You must sing aloud All Hail and Wail Punji in Jail (to make Punji feel special) No photography allowed in the jail, photos inclusive in certain packages see promotions for details No eatables and beverages allowed from outside
  • Follow the rules strictly or Punji will Kill you too

We do not discriminate. If you have chavannis, the best view is yours.

Our Address: Minnie & An Company Unlimited

Near the Dilapidated Building of BT Mumbai Jail.

We are Open 24x7

Meet Minnie and An. SOON Before MOON Says Hello

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Aditi
 
Yes first the audience LOVING The show

then the Creatives LOOSING it

and then we all LIVING happily without the show ...

yep he got it bang on target
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Posted: 14 years ago

reserved 😊

Edited by adda-keepers - 14 years ago
Posted: 14 years ago
Qoutes

Qoutes/Images posted by Mehr
 
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up."
'
Neil Gaiman
 
"Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable." -C.S. lewis
 
"People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life. A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave. A soul mates purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life, then introduce you to your spiritual master..." - Elizabeth Gilbert
 
"Thebest kind of a friend is the kind you can sit on a porch & swing witih, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had"
 
"You say 'HELLO' & inside i'm screaming I love you" ❤️
 
Image...Love is giving someone the power to destroy you:


 
6th April:


 
7th April:

 
 
8th April:


9th April: "Everytime you say my name, a piece of me falls into place" ❤️

10th April: "Everytime you walk away, you take a piece of me with you there" ❤️

13th April: "And when i first met you, i never would've imagined that i would've such strong feelings for you. I never would've thought i would have dreams about you or miss being by your side or get butterflies in my stomach when sumone mentions your name . When i first met you i never would've thought that i would love you.." ❤️

14th April: "Being with you or without you is how i measure my time" ❤️

15th April: "I wish you could put your ear upto my heart & hear how much i love you" ❤️
              "YOU are the answer to my prayers" ❤️

16th April: "My heart is no longer big enough to hold all of the love i feel for you. It flows out into my bloodstream through my veins & into my skin. If you touch me you can feel it...humming beneath the surface" ❤️

17th April: "When u realize that you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible"  - When Harry Met Sally

20th April: "Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it." ~Albert Smith

21st April: "Love is fire. But whether it's gonna warm your heart or burn your house down you can never tell..." Jason Jordan

22nd April: "Sometimes i wish i were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts" 💔

23rd April: "To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved" - George MacDonald

24th April: "The heart is the only broken instrument that works" - T.E.Kalem 💔💔💔 

25th April: "An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet regardless of time, place or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle but it will never break."  Chinese proverb

28th April: (dont remember from which website i got this poem)

"My heart longs for you, my soul dies for you,
my eyes cry for you , my empty arms reach out for you.
Sticks and Stones may break you bones,
Aimed with angry art.
Words can sting like anything,

But silence breaks the heart.
 
I want to scream. I want to shout.
I want to have faith and never doubt.
I want to bend, I want to break,
to sleep and never wake.
To break down walls and to escape,
be alone and hide my face.
I want to feel, I want to touch.
I want to stop wanting you so much."


29th April: "Sometimes I touch the things you used to touch, looking for echoes of your fingers"


30th April: "The worst thing a guy can do is make a girl fall for him with no intentions of catching her"  (via littlemiss) (via finallyseeing)


1st May: "Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair" -Mitch Albom
 
4th May: "Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to"

5th May: "And he says he doesnt care - but the look in his eyes tell a different 
story"


6th May: "One thing about human beings puzzles me the most is their conscious effort to be connected with the object of their affection even if it kills them slowly within"


7th May: "Some emotions dont make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quite, you dont even know it's there..."


27th May: "The soul that can speak through the eyes, can also kiss with a gaze" - Gustav Adolfo Becquer


29th May: "Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." Leo Buscaglia


2nd june: "Nobody wants the person who hurt them to ever see how badly they've been hurt" ' Scrubs


3rd june: "Love happens; it is so incredibly messy. People around you can't comprehend why you do the things you do, or why you fight so hard for something that seems to cause you so much pain, because simply, they can't see. They can't see the invisible ring of insanity that surrounds you when you're in love. It's inconvenient and painful and devastating at times, but we can't live without it. What you don't learn is how hard love is. How much work it takes. How much of ourselves we have to put into it. How it isn't worth it until we are complete and utter idiots about it" - Andrew Landon


4th June: "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future"
 ' Paul Boese


5th June: "There are a million ways to bleed. But you are by far my favourite"


8th June: "The pain i feel now is the happiness i had before. That's the deal" - C.S.Lewis

 


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"Sometimes, in our relentless efforts to find the person we love we fail to recognize and appreciate the people who love us. We miss out on so many beautiful things and simply because we allow ourselves to be enslaved by our own selfish concerns. Go for the man of deeds and not for the man of words, For you will find rewarding happiness not with the man you love but the man who loves you more. The best lovers are those capable of loving from a distance far enough to allow the person to grow, but never too far to feel the love deep within your being. To let go of someone doesn't mean you have to stop loving, it only means that you allow that person to find his own happiness without expecting him to come back. Letting go is not just setting the other person free, but it is also setting yourself free from all bitterness, hatred, and anger that keep in your heart. Do not let the bitterness scare away your strength and weaken your faith and never allow pain to dishearten you, but rather let yourself grow with wisdom in bearing it. You may find peace in just loving someone from a distance not expecting anything in return. But be careful, for this can sustain life but can never give enough room for us to grow. We can all survive with just beautiful memories of the past but real peace and happiness come only with open acceptance of what reality is today. There comes a time in our lives when we chance upon someone so nice and beautiful and we just find ourselves getting so intensely attracted to that person. This feeling soon become a part of our everyday lives and eventually consumes our thoughts and actions. The sad part of it is when we begin to realize that this person feels nothing more for us than just a friendship. We start our desperate attempt to get noticed and be closer but in the end our efforts are still unrewarded and we end up being sorry for ourselves. You don't have to forget someone you love. What you need to learn is how to accept the verdict of reality without being bitter or sorry for yourself. Believe me, you would be better off giving that dedication and love to someone more deserving. Don't let your heart run your life, be sensible and let your mind speak for itself. Listen not only to your feelings but to reason as well. Always remember that if you lose someone today, it means that someone better is coming tomorrow. If you lose love that doesn't mean that you failed in love. Cry if you have to, but make sure that the tears wash away the hurt and the bitterness that the past has left with you. Let go of yesterday and love will find its way back to you. And when it does, pray that it may be the love that will stay and last a lifetime." - Albert Einstein
 
"There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love."
 
"I try to talk to you, but i don't know what to say. I'm afraid you don't want me to say anything. So i don't. But inside of me there are words waiting to come out.And tell you how i feel-like how i miss you. And how i love you despite my broken heart. And how i need you in my life. And especially how much i want you. But those words may forever stay in my heart-locked inside.Sometimes i wonder if there are words locked inside you too..but i'll never know."

LOVE Isn't PERFECT It isn't a fairytale or a storybook. & it doesn't always come easy. Love is overcoming obstacles, facing challenges, fighting to be together, holding on & never letting go. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, & impossible to live without. Love is work, but most of all, Love is realizing that every hour, every minute, & every second was worth it because you did it together.
  
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When you truly care for someone, you don't look for faults.
You don't look for answers. You don't look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes. You accept the faults and
you overlook excuses. The measure of love is when you
love without measure. There are rare chances that you'll
meet the person you love and who loves you in return.
So once you have it, don't let it go. The chance may never
come your way again.

[WAKE UP AROHI]

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Last but not the least,

        "Love is patient, love is kind. [That's what Arjun is doing ..isn't he]
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves."


"Bitterness imprisons life; love releases it. Bitterness paralyzes life; love empowers it. Bitterness sours life; love sweetens it. Bitterness sickens life; love heals it. Bitterness blinds life; love anoints its eyes."
         

"Love is more than just a feeling: it's a process requiring continual attention. Loving well takes laughter, loyalty, and wanting more to be able to say, "I understand" than to hear, "You're right."

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"Sometimes you have to test someone not because you don't trust them, but to see how much they'll sacrifice for you and sometimes you have to let them go not because you suddenly stopped caring for them but to see if they care enough to come back. You can never find the right person if you dont let go of the wrong, but at the same time the moment you feel like letting go, you remember why you held on for so long. Sometimes you have to forget what you want & remember what you really deserve. Life doesnt give you the people you want, it gives you the people you need. To help you, to hurt you, to love you, to leave you & to make you into the person you were meant to be. I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together"

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Arjun--Arohi:: Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart.

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We can cure physical diesases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair, and hopelessness is love. There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love.


"Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
"


"Sometimes we let affection, go unspoken,
Sometimes we let our love go unexpressed,
Sometimes we can't find words to tell our feelings,
Especially towards those we love the best.
"


"The pleasures of the world are deceitful; they promise more than they give. They trouble us in seeking them, they do not satisfy us when possessing them and they make us despair in losing them." ~Madame De Lambert

"The best love is the kind that awakens the soul"

"You will never know true happiness
until you have truly loved,
and you will never understand
what pain really is until you have lost it.
"

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By Agas

"Many of life's failures are people who
did not realize how close they were
to success when they gave up."
- Thomas Edison

 "To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream,
not only plan, but also believe." - Anatole France

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 By Pavs
Perfect quote for arjuhi:
"hawayen sar jhukayengi,,,, aandhi bhi har jayegi..mohabbat ki yeh shama..kayamath tak jagmagaygi"

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By Parm_kaur
 
"The greatest distance on earth is not north and south,
it is when I am right in front of you
and you do not know that I love you.  😭"

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"I'll give you the moon at night
I'll give you star that lights your eyes
I'll give you the sun that made just one more dawn
So another day may come
I'll give you my heart and soul
I'll be there to catch you when you fall
When you ask me what I give to you
Girl I'll give it all"

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"Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it."

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"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." and Arjun is paying...😭😭

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"The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend."😉😛

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"You Can Always Follow Me . . .

But Can Never Catch Me"

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QUOTE FOR AROHI FROM ARJUN:

"In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours..."

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By Anjana

''The lady doth protest too much, methinks'' (Source: Shakespeare (Hamlet)

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By Ria

It is impossible to fall out of love. Love is such a powerful emotion, that once it envelops you it does not depart. True love is eternal. If you think that you were once in love, but fell out of it, then it wasn't love you were in. There are no 'exit' signs in love, there is only an 'on' ramp."

All men dream,but not equally. Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of thier minds,awake in the day to find it was all vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes to make it reality.

(T.E. Lawrence)

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In his world of dreams and make believe
He reigns forever
With all his glory
In this world of endless fantasy
He makes it happen
It's his reality

(edited slightly)

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Anjana

  "Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will." (Source: Martin Luther King Jr.)

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Natz

"Erica Jong said: ''Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but we wish we didn't''

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Tulli

"Silence is the language of God. Everything else is a poor translation."

Ria

Jealousy is a combination of fear and anger: fear of losing something and anger that someone is "moving in on" something that you feel belongs only to you.
(Wikipedia)

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Natz

Audre Lorde says: "I have come to believe over and over again that what is most important to me must be spoken, made verbal and shared, even at the risk of having it bruised or misunderstood."

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Ria

Kate Winselet in The Holiday says some beautiful lines about the unrequited love! Today I had to dig these out and put them up here! I loved these lines when I watched the movie...never knew i will quote them

"And then, there's another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. It's called unrequited love. On that I am an expert. Most love stories are about people who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories, those of us who fall in love alone? We are the victims of the one-sided affair. We are the cursed of the loved ones. We are the unloved ones, the walking wounded. The handicapped without the advantage of a great parking space!"

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"Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins."

 (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

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Anjana


"Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction"
 (Source: Antoine De Saint-Exupery)

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DANGER "LIES" AHEAD

"The Greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

(Source: Stephen Hawking)

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"It's not a matter of what is true that counts but a matter of what is perceived to be true."

(Source: Henry Kissinger)

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Sanjukta

 

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans ' TOTALLY"

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Agas

 
"A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself ' to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart."
Leo F. Buscaglia

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 Natz

 
"If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. ~Mary Engelbreit"

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Aditi

"One may understand the cosmos, but never the ego; the self is more distant than any star." 

 GK Charleston ..."


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"Where you used to be, there's a hole in the world,
which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime,
and falling into at night. I miss you like hell."

-  Edna St Vincent Millay    

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Parm_Kaur

"Dil Apne Aap Dhadakta Hai, Dhadkaaya Nahin Jata
Yeh Raaz-e-Mohabbat Har Ek Ko Bataaya Nahin Jata
Agar Ehsaas Ho Toh, Mohabbat Ko Kar Lo Mehsoos
Yeh Vo Jazba Hai Jo Lafzo Mein Samjhaaya Nahin Jata"


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"Meri Zindagi Main Khuda Ke Baad Ho Tum
Har Pal ,Har Jagah,Har Ghari, Yaad Ho Tum

Meri Geth Ka Hasil Ho Tum
Meri Zaat Main Shamil Ho Tum

Tum Hi Roop,Tum Hi Darpan
Tum Hi Jeewan Ka Sundarpan

Tum Hi Jeenay Ka Sahara Ho
Tum Hi Sahil Ka Kinara Ho

Tum Hi Chahat Ka Asmaan
Tum Hi Zakhmoon Ka Darmaan

Tum Hi Rooh Ka Karwaan
Tum Hi Se Hai Zindagi Darakhshaan

Tum Hi Is Dil Ki Dharkan Ho
Tum Hi Jeenay Ka Kaaran Ho

Tum Hi Dhoop,Tum Hi Chaaoon
Tumhray Bin Main Reh Na Paaoon

Tum Hi Ratjagoon Ka Hasil Ho
Tum Hi Raastoon Ki Manzil Ho

Tum Hi Ho Meri Raahguzar
Tum Hi Mehboob,Tum Hi Hamsafar"

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Iss baar kuch aisa
mein chahta hoon
Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon
Bhula kar apne sare gham
Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon
Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se
Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon
Apne naam ke saath joad kar tumhara naam
Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon
Tumhe har dua mein boolana chahta hoon
Ho jaao tum meri aur main tumhara
Harr pal bas yehi ehsaas dilana chahta hoon
Tum se hi ki bass mohabbat main ne
Apni sari zindagi tumhare sang bitana chahta hoon
Karta hoon aaj main ye iQraar
Main bas tumhe hi apnana chahta hoon
HaQ ke saath kahoon tumhe main apna
Tumse bass aaj main yehi Kehlwana chahta hoon

 

Edited by vijay - 13 years ago

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