Arohi you disappoint me,
What all were you eating,
Do not tell me a full lie,
Or, you will get a good spanking..
KS to Punji
You love her,
She loves you not,
I'll tie the nuptial knot,
While you hold your heart
Punji to KS
Keep dreaming man,
Do not tell me your tale,
Me the real monkey with tail,
Soon will jump and unmask a conman ...
Anjana
@Minnie
They sprinted from the discourse
leaving us the empty race course
My money is on the springy hunk
The other one is a total drunk
He will snow Black Beauty with his bunk
But, the dove will not abandon the hunk
Coldy07
The world for Arjun is Arohi
They are in love like crazy
KS building castles in the air
He better fly away with his hair! 😛
Sanjukta
they were better off in the terrace singing:
chori chori chhora chhori chhat pe milengey
aur khelengey prem game
bacche aur papaji fullstop dalega
par romance rahega same
on the roof, in the rain
contrast mein aaj dekho diya kitna pain 😡
Anjana
@An..
bye bye birdie
don't be tardy
Punji is kinda hardy
But, KS is not his buddy
And HP is totally fuddy
only mohan is a daddy
Minnie
@ Anjana
The dove wont abandon the hunk
But will leave him alone for sometime to dunk
Dunk he will in a bucket of tears
In the end they will unite on a beach lets check
Running from both ends like two train wrecks 😆
1dream (Farha)
Ooh speaking of HP...I got a little poem for our stud muffin...
Black Beauty oh black beauty
You carry yourslef in that dhoti with such divinity
So as not to care that others see you as a fruity
With skin so deep brown complexioned
And eyes of a light brown covered by bifoculs
And hair made of curls oscillating in a unique groove
You just make my heart move.
Anjana
@Coldy
The world for Arjun stops with Arohi
But, the world won't let them be
KS is building castles in the air
That he and HP will soon share
HP will then make Punji run like a hare
Arohi all alone will become a bear
Coldy
Aro Arjun playing hide and seek
They hope no one comes to peek
This way love is so much fun
Even if HP is on da run!
Minnie
@Farha Sanju and Coldy:
HP the Dhotiman
Has turned to Shaktiman
He's trying, spying away
Fighting useless mannequins on the way
Anjana
KS thinks love is on sale at ebay
But, Punji knows where is sale of the day
And he won't let HP keep him away
From his precious sunshine ka ray
Farha
@Minnie, Sanju, & Coldy
Bachna ae haseeno ...HP aagaya
Karan ka aashiq
Arjun ka dushman
Lo mein dhoti uta ke aagaya
Minnie
HP the dhoti king
Makes Punji sing
Not love songs you fools
But koi mujhe jungli buddhe se bachao 😉
Coldy
Love makes us happy and romantic
We forget thinking systematic
But Alas if something goes wrong
It is hurts us all along
Aruhi saw this all whatever
We hope they always remain together 😊
Anjana
KMH STORY
Jab we first actually met
All i felt for you was hate
Yet you made me smile
Although i was in denial
So we fought for nought
After which flowers i bought
Flowers for what? your smile
Still there was only denial
A friend said you were my wife
In jest i promised you my life
Then i finally knew i was in true love
But, got confused so gave you shove
By the time i learnt the horrible truth
Your life was almost forever moot
So, God and i made a side deal
My life traded for yours to heal
Then i helped you while near yet far
Why becoz i am a complete duffer
Thankfully you learned the truth
that my love for you was never jhoot
i rescued you from a ragging fire
realized the situation was not dire
now i do not want to let you go again
so, lets dance together in the rain
A life I lived with pride
Amidst success and wealth galore
With you, my son, by my side
Could have I asked for more?
Your tender fingers holding my firm hand
The days of unending laughter and little big joys
Of making and breaking castles in sand
When you came to me with your broken toys
Wasn't I the one to fix them for you?
Don't you remember, son? I know you do.
How years rolled by watching you grow up
My heart and soul blossomed with you
Flesh of my flesh, you, my cherub
Were not only my sunshine, but shade too
Precious you were, Precious you are
How could you just go away so far?
Hurt? Did you just say that?
I hurt you? I pained you, son?
How could you think so, you prat?
Didn't you know you were the only one…?
The only one, in this whole wide world, I had.
Longing for you, today stands alone, your dad!
Hurt, perhaps, I did in my bid to protect…
Protect you...from the pain I got years back
From the silent tears of betrayal I had wept.
But, never in my love for you, did I lack.
Hurt me, annoy me, if you must, but come back to me.
My whole being awaits you, son, only if you could see…!
...........................................................................................
An
@Agas
Just for you:
Times change, Days change,
Life gets a new flavor all the time,
People change and soon part,
But, memories always are special,
They make you beautiful and complete,
You are a better companion and friend,
Thanks to what you call the experience of life...
Somya
Escape me?
Never-
Beloved!
While I am I, and you are you,
So long as the world contains us both,
Me the loving and you the loath,
While the one eludes, must the other pursue.
My life is a fault at last, I fear-
It seems too much like a fate, indeed!
Though I do my best I shall scarce succeed-
But what if I fail of my purpose here?
It is but to keep the nerves at strain,
To dry one's eyes and laugh at a fall,
And baffled, get up to begin again,-
So the chase takes up one's life, that's all.
While, look but once from your farthest bound,
At me so deep in the dust and dark,
No sooner the old hope drops to ground
Than a new one, straight to the selfsame mark,
I shape me-
Ever
Pavs
Let us begin, dear love, where we left off;
Tie up the broken threads of that old dream;
And go on happy as before; and seem
Lovers again, though all the world may scoff.
Let us forget the graves, which lie between
Our parting and our meeting, and the tears
That rusted out the goldwork of the years;
The frosts that fell upon our gardens green.
Let us forget the cold malicious Fate
Who made our loving hearts her idle toys,
And once more revel in the old sweet joys
Of happy love. Nay, it is not too late!
Forget the deep-ploughed furrows in my brow;
Forget the silver gleaming in my hair;
Look only in my eyes! Oh! darling, there
The old love shone no warmer then than now.
Down in the tender depths of thy dear eyes,
I find the lost sweet memory of my youth,
Bright with the holy radiance of thy truth,
And hallowed with the blue of summer skies.
Tie up the broken threads, and let us go,
Like reunited lovers, hand in hand,
Back, and yet onward, to the sunny land
Of our To Be, which was our Long Ago.......
Source- unknown
Shreya
Us pyaar se haar chuke the hum,
Dub gayi thi zindagi uske gam,
Jis pyar ko zindagi maana,
Use ne apno ke beech kiya begana,
Isnaan ko pathtr bana diya,
Saari duniya se judaa kiya,
Uski bewaafi ka badla lene chal pade the hum,
Na jaante the ki mil jaaoge raaste men tum,
Tumne phir zindagi kya hai dikhaya,
Har insaan na hai bura yeh samjhaya,
Insaaniyat par phir vishvaas karaya,
Pyaar ka naya roop dikhaya,
Bataaya ki pyaar na hoti hai swaarth,
Isme toh log karte hain khud ko barbaad…
Pyaar ke us ehsaas ne jisne zindagi mehkai,
Pyaar ke us ehsaas ne jisne duniya dekhayi,
Us pyaar ne kitne zakhm hain diye ,
Us pyaar ke liye kitne zakhm humne liye,
Phir kyon pyaar se dur jaana hai muje,
Phir kyon uska dil dukhana hai mujhe,
Us pyaar ko jiske chehre par dekne chahi sirf hansi,
Phir bhi naa kuch de paaya sirf udaasi,
Hum toh aaj bhi uske pyaar mein hain deewane,
Par kaun use yeh baat jaaye samjhane,
Woh toh mujhse itna roothi hai,
Ki paas bhi naa aati hai,
Do saal se kar rahan hoon intezaar,
Ek baar paas toh aake dekho mere pyaar,
Samjhane ka muka toh do mujhe,
kyon rahe hum door tumse,
ek baar aa jao waapis mere paas,
phir na jaaoge tum chudake aapna haath…
LINES FROM ARJUN:
yeh kaisa waada le liya tumne,
na baant saktaa hoon apne sapne,
ek naye toofan ki ho rahi hai aahat,
phir kasauti par utregi hamari chahat,
tumhari jis maasomiyat par hum mar mite the,
usi ke aaj kai deewane banke hai bhatakte,
nahin dekh sakta hoon kisi aur ko tumharee paas,
raho sirf tum meri bas yehi hai yehi aas,
tumhare se kiya har waada nibhaoonga,
tumhari mohabbat mein sooli bhi chad jaaonga,
chaho toh aazmaa ke dekh lo,
meri zindagi ki har saans tum ho,
tumhare liye ghar baad sab chod chuka hoon,
kisi din keh kar dekhna duniya bhi chod doonga yun,
jitni zindagi jiyon bas jiyon tumhare saath,
tumhare bin toh maut ka bhi na hoga ehsaas...
us pyaar ko aaj pa liya hai,
saari duriyon ko mita diya hai,
muddaton baad aaj khush hai dil,
na hona ek pal ke liye ab aankhon se ojhal,
pyaar hum tumse bepanaah karte hain,
saari zindagi tumhare saath jeene ka waada karte hain,
tumhari baaton ne jeene ka naya hosla diya,
tumhari aankhon mein pyaar ko ek baar phir dekh liya,
aaj toh duiya ko bataa dena chahta hoon,
ki haan bas tum sirf meri ho,
koi faasle na aayenge ab humaare beech,
is zindagi ko jeeyenge pyaar se seench,
bas ab toh har pal tumhare saath hai jeena,
ab na aane doonga tumhari aankhon mein aansonn kabhi na...
LINES FROM ARJUN:
woh pyaar ka har lamha phir jee liya hamne,
aaj phir mera pyaar khada hai mere samne,
aaj na jaane doonga use door,
bas saath rahen ab ho jaaen pyaar mein itne majboor,
aaj phir achhi lag rahi hai baarish,
ho gayi dil ki poori har khwaish,
uski aankhon mein aaj phir dekhi khushi,
bas rahe ab sadaa uski aankhon mein basi,
uski saanson ki khusbu abhi tak mujhe mehka rahi hai,
uski woh shararat bhari baatein yaad aa rahin hai,
abhi tak toh main kar raha tha intezaar
par ab toh na karo dil ko bekaraar,
ab toh jaldi se aa jao hamesha ke liye,
phir saath milke poore karenge tumhare har sapne jiye....
lines from aarohi:
jis haath ko thamna chahti thi woh itni paas hai mere,
phir bhi kitne hai hum dono ke beech ye ghere,
uski aankhon mein apne liye aaj phir pyaar dekha hai,
aaj toh maut aane ka bhi gum na hua hai,
agar maut uski bahaon mein aa bhi jaye,
toh has ke use hum le lenge,
pyaar bina par ab aur na jiyenge,
aaj apne beech ki har deewar ko girna hoga,
warna meri laash par se use guzarna padega,
nahin reh sakti hoon ek pal bhi door ab uske bina,
bas ab toh saath kaatni hai zindagi khud ko karke fanna...
lines from arjun:
use maut ki beech khada dekha hai maine,
aur aaj nafrat nahin thi un aankhon mein
kya yeh hai mera sapna,
ya aaj woh sach mein aa gayi hai yahaan,
kyon dil ko vishvaas nahin ho raha hai,
par phir bhi usi ke liye tadap raha hai,
uski aankhon mein toh sirf dekhna chahta tha khushi,
par meri wajah se dikhi mujhe sirf udaasi,
un aankhon mein phir pyaar dikha hai apne liye,
sirf kuch ankahe sawaal unsuljhe,
kaash aaj har duri mit jaaye,
hum dono phir ek dosre ka sahara ban paaye....
koi pls salil se bachao,
ya phir use english sikhao,
uski biwi ko nahi aati acting,
aur bhaisahaad phir bhi karte hai bashing,
saali sahiba deti hain dirf lecture,
dimaag toh use karti nahi hain barsoon,
bas aur thodi sau galtiyaan hain yahaan par,
koi theek kardo jaldi inhe aakar...
dont kill me for this people
lines from aarohi:
Woh ehsaaas jisne humen jeena sikhaya,
Woh jisne humein zindagi ka naya roop dikhaya,
Aaj use ehsaas ko jagane wala itni door khada hai,
Meri wajah se har gham mein doob gaya hai,
Main ek baar maafi mangna chahti hoon,
Ek bar phir haath pakadna chahti hoon,
Kya kismet degi mujhe yeh mauka,
Ki main maafi mang sakkon us se,
bas pyaar bahrna chahti hoon,
dil ke har aarzoo uski poori kar sakoon,
bas itni si dua hai mera rabba,
ki meri wajah se na ho uski aankhen nam ab..
kyon itne zakhm hai dil par ki koi bhar na sake,
kyon hum itne dur hai ke pyaar kar na sake,
chahkar bhi tumhe choo nahi sakti hoon,
paas hoke bhi door khadi hoon,
dil keh raha hai sach ko maan loon,
use ek baar phir bahoon mein bhar loon,
par kyon tum mujse door ja rahe ho,
mujse kya khata hui uska jawaab toh do,
tumhari nafrat toh sehen kar li maine,
par yeh itna pyaar loon main kaise,
jab tumhe hamesha di nafrat,
chae dil mein bhari ho chaht,
aa jao ab waapis nahi rehna dur,
na khud ko bhul jaane par karo majboor,
bas ek baar bataana chahti hoon,
ki haan bus aaj bhi KITNI MOHABBAT HAI ....
LINES FROM ARJUN:
Yeh kaisi mohabbat hai,
Kyun isme itne zakhm hain,
Ek rishte ke liye saare rishte kar diye kurbaan,
Par phir bhi kyun chodta nahi paata hai maan,
Pyaar ka yeh kaun sa roop hai meri kismat mein hai likha,
Ki mere sabse kareebi rishte ko mera pyaar na dikha,
Kyon us rishte ne mujhe aisa zakhm hai diya,
Ki maine apna pyaar bhi tha kho diya,
Aaj mera pyaar toh hai mere paas,
Par woh rishta hai door jo tha mere liye khaas,
Aaj ek baar phir main do raahe par hoon khada,
Jahhan chunana hai apna pyaar ya woh rishta bada,
Jaane ab kismet kaun sa khel kheligi,
Kya mujhe phir us rishte se dur kar degi,
Ek baar main dono rishton ko saath jina chaahta hoon,
Sari duniya ki khushiyaan apni jholi mein phir bhar loon....
Kaisi yeh mohabbat hai?
Jiski koi haad nahi
Jis mein koi sharte nahi
Jis mein koi ghamand nahi
Jiski koi wajah nahi
Jis mein sirf maaza hai
Jiskay dard mein naami hai
Jiskai khushi jaanat hai
Jiski chaahat ibaadat hai
Kaisi yeh mohabbat hai?
Parm_Kaur
Aankh se aankh kya mili ek ada ban gayi,
Us shakas ke aane se koi kahani ban gayi,
Jis dil mein koi dastak bhi na de pata tha,
Us dil mein kisi ke liye aaj duniya bus gayi,
Kadmon mein phool jo chubte thay ret se,
ksi ke aane se woh baharein ban gayi,
Aaankhon se jo usne surat ko nihara hamari,
Is nacheez ki toh duniya hi badal gayi,
Ab kya batayein is dil ka haal hum sab ko,
Hamare dil mein bhi aaj koi khushi dulhan si saj gayi.
Hui hamare khwaishen poori...
ab sirf ek dhadkan ki hai doori...
kitani mohabbat hai darmiyan...
machal gayi ye dil ki duniya
jaise rukh gayi ho ek pal me hi zindagi!!!
Song for HP...'NIKAL BHI JAA NIKHAL BHI JAA, KMH SE NIKHAL BHI JAA'..girls sing!!! hehehehe!
tu shaitaan hai aur kisi aur ko shaitaan keheta hai
baap ho kar uskki apni beti se muh mod ta hai
MU se bhara hua dimaakh hai
tu iss layak ka nahin he ki
Arohi ki baap kehlane ke
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down Arjuhi?
Eating as much as an Purvi eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it (Sur dancing, HP frowing, poor editing!!)
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy (Purvi!!), you will go far
You will live in happiness too (with Salil!!)
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa Loompa Song
Violet Beauregarde
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking (advice to Karan Kundra!!)and brightens your smile (Kaala Kalicharan!!)
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong (Arjun's kiss to Arohi!!)
Chewing and chewing all day long (Purvi!!)
The way that a cow does (Bua?!!!)
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners (HP!!), you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa Loompa Song
Veruca Salt
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat? (HP!!!)
Pampered and spoiled like Sur and Antara!!
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame (HP!!)
The mother and the father (Badi maa and DK!)
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa Loompa Song
Mike Teevee
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three - Kitani Mohabbat Hai!!
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look? HP!!!
You'll get no... you'll get no... you'll get no commercials - Kitani Mohabbat Hai
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Viss
...."Dil Hai ke manta nahin...And Arjun-Arohi ke bich me hum HP ko janta nahin..." 😆
@Karishma
Tum aur tumhara photoshop aksar ye kam karte hain..
Ke tanhaai me Punji ki harkaton par kuchh aur rang daalte hai..🤣
Sanjukta
i am a disco dyancer...zindegi mera gaana..aro ko patane ka bahana...to jhumo, to gao, arjun bhag jao..GAO..KS's a disco dyancer..
(disclaimer: i know the spelling of dancer...but i believe in the original version of a song..hence..)
Ria
Hum ne ADDA choda hai
RASMOUN ko Toda Hai
DOOOOOOOOOOOR Kahin Jainge
naye DUNIA basain gai
Nupur
Thappad Khaya Muh Chhipaye Re Lali Chunar
Odh Ke SHARAM Ka Mukhda Apna
Nikla Andhere Me Duniya Ke Dar Se Mai Sajna
Raat Engangement-LESS Hoi O Re Saathiya
Dekh Halat Meri Saara Adda bhi Haans raha hai mujh par O Piya
Hai Re Piya Aha Re Aha Re Aha Re Piya
Chaanta Laga
Hai Laga..........!!!
Anut
For the Adda:
Baar Baar Din yeh Aaye
Baar baar dil yeh gaye
Adda chale saalo saal
Yeh hamari hai aarzoo
Happy 100th Post to you
Happy 100th post to you
Happy 100th Post dear Addian
Happy 100th Post to you
For Karan and Kritika
Aisa sama na hota
Koi shayad yahan na hota
KMH ke lead jo aap na hote
Din o din hum wapas na aate
Arjun Arohi ke saath na rote na haste
KMH ke lead jo aap na hote
For Arjun
Mohabbat ka yehi hasil
Ki itni asaan nahi hai manzil
Ek kadam uski aur badhkar to dekhiye
Door ho jayegi apne aap jo bhi ho mushqil
For Arohi
Jo beeta waqt usse jane do
Ab hai waqt apne aap ko aazmane ko
Jo gawaya tha tumne chand lamho mein
Sadiya na lag jaye fir us pyar ko paane ko
Viss
Mai hamensha Dil ki baat dil me rakhti hun..
Labzo me isse bayaan nahin karti..
Janti hun ki Jazbaat ulaz jate hai..
Labzon ke dayre me simatte nahin..
Isi liye chup rehti hu..
Par aaj ye kehna zaruri bhi hai..
Aur sath me dilki majburi bhi hai..
Ke aap ki dosti ko sar-aankhon pe rakhti hun.. 👏
Viss
Kisi rah se guzarte huve..
Hum aapse yun mil gaye..
Ke safar hansin ho gaya..😛
Sath muskurate gaye, Sath rote gaye..
Zindagi to pehle hi khubsurat thi..
Par aapka sath hona khas ho gaya..
Kuchh rishton ke nishaan nahin milte..
Kuchh rishton ke naam nahin milte..
Par inn jazbaaton ko Dosti naam dena aasan hogaya
Anut
Kya karein kya na karein yeh kaise mushqil hai
Iska bata do hal oh Ekta mai
Ki ek taraf to Arohi se pyaar kare woh
Aur Arohi hi yeh kehne se dare woh
Roz roz woh sochta yehi
Aaj Arohi humko gar mil jaye kahi
To aisa bolega saala vaisa bolega
Khulam khula uspar dil ka raaz hum kholega
Samne jo aati hai, thapad lagati hai
Aur uski zabaan jaati hai fisal
To kya kare kya na kare yeh kaisi mushqil hai
Iska bata do hal oh Ekta Mai
Koi badi baat nahi kehna hai usko jo bhi
Yun to Arohi legi samajh
Problem yeh hai badi aqal ki kuch hai kami
Har cheez galat samjhne ki hai adat
Kehte sunte sochte mein
KS le gaya usse behla fusal
To kya karein kya na karein yeh kaisi mushqil hai
Iska bata to hal oh Ekta Mai
O Mai O Mai O Mai hayayyyyyyeeyeyey
A variation of Kya Karein kya na karein ...from Rangeela
On a more serious note
Waqt ke aanch se bane jo khara
Dil mein pyaar jo hai ab tak basa
Inteha yehi hai pyaar ki
Bas ek wajah deeje aitbaar ki
Aur hum saari duniya ko chodkar
Bas rahein zindagi bhar tere hokar
Haan hain humein bas itni mohabbat hai.....Itni mohabbat hain
Parm
It's said that
When hearts meet
Flowers blossom but in KS's case
When hearts meet
Snake blossom
Jab dil mile mile mile dil mile
Tab gul khile khile khile gul khile
Jab dil mile tab gul khile
Jab gul khile tab dil mile
Mile mile mile mile dil mile
Khile khile khile khile gul khile "YAADEIN"
Waha Waha Ektaji, Jodi Kya Banaai
Munna Aur Bua Ki, Khushi Ho Khushi
Sab Rishtoh Se Badi Hai Jag Mein
MU Se MU Ki Sagaai
Aapki Kripa Se Yeh, Shubh Ghadi Aai
Munna Aur Bua Ko, Khushi Ho Khushi
Sab Rishtoh Se Badi Hai Jag Mein
MU Se MU Ki Sagaai
Song for KS
Viss
Amavas Ki Raat aane se roshani buz jaati hai..😭
Abb koi to ishara do...Koi to sahara do...🤪
Koi aake isse dhakka hi de do..
Ke manzil pe aate aate gadi ruk jati hai...😔
Mai to har baar Arohi Arohi chillata hun..😲
Aur raste me moti aunties aake takara jati hai..😕
Bliss
The Reporter was a treat to watch
His act blink and you miss the catch
What expressions the lad had
If you don't fall in love with him
I'm sure you must be mad
🤣🤣🤣
An
An Ode to Anjana
A Brownie lives in the basement
She is the most precious Canadian jewel,
Always ready to launch a new movement,
Without much ado, She wins every arduous battle.
Anjana
You snuck quietly in to my heart
Then fate tore us completely apart
though I loved you to point of madness
All i am left with now is sadness
The dreams we wove are smashed
My hope of togetherness has passed
An
Love only your Love,
Set free the caged Dove,
Wish on a falling star,
Walk away, as if nothing matter 😊
Sanz
This poem is dedicated to Nafy for her KS..hope u like it!
Repertoire of Poems!
Obituary
KS is on his death bed,
Let's see what all can be said:
Dunno whether you will be in heaven or hell,
But a grave tragedy upon you fell;
Look around and you will find the reason,
It's because of someone who has committed treason.
I pity you for your condition,
But there can hardly be a change in the situation.
You have been a pretty good son,
To HP who didn't have one.
I know life has been pretty rude,
To someone who acted like a dude,
But don't let this spoil your mood,
And peacefully have your last food.
Atlas, I pay my tribute to you,
Who at first I wanted to sue,
Hope you don't come back as a ghost,
And haunt poor Anu's sweet dost.
Arjun-Arohi
Arjun has a broken heart,
Arohi is being used as a dart,
They know they are about to part,
Half wishing the love was about to start.
Looks like there is lot of sacrificing,
By Arohi who is doing all the acting,
I-Don't-Love-You anymore she's citing,
By running away into hiding.
I-Love-You in the world the most,
You are my heart's only host,
I live for you and only you,
Without you I have nothing else to do.
That's what my heart speaks Arjun says,
I want to rekindle the love we had those days,
But, there is no hope left in me,
Because you are about to marry he.
Looks like KS is in ecstasy,
But I am unable to solve the mystery,
Hope to do so before you marry him,
Or else, my world will turn dim.
Anjana
@K
East or West Karishma is the BEST
Without Her Adda is a total waste
Because nobody has better taste
She's simply better than all the rest!
This is the reason why indicators were having a fight
You don't listen Punji, you just bite.
Left Karan Singh in a thistle but it's alright
He is like a kite.
He will soon be snipped and will go on an eternal flight
Your morning dream, how it has haunted us many nights
Dont be in a fright, its your hone walla pati who will be fried!
Moon bola pati will then go to prison in pride
and An will then celebrate, with chavannis and dime!!
Anu will then smile and let out a sigh and Anjana will skip over to watch her Raj die!!!
Natz and me will cry but will never let KK out of mind
And the Adda will find, KMH made us all blind!!
Never take some one for granted,
Hold every person close to your heart,
Because you might wake up one day and realize,
That you have lost a diamond,
Cherry
An, the crowned Adda Devil and the coolest Penguin
Being a sweet and warm host welcomes everybody in
No silent reader can escape her ever watchful eyes
Lovingly, she goes about building on life-long ties
Encouraging Addains and showering words of praise
Her pearls always leave you standing still in a daze
Minnie
DK humare pyaare
Villian baane ho nyaare
Abhi apni acting jaari rakho
Beta marne aaye toh sofe ke neeche chup jao 🤣
An
Par Mera Minnie Mello,
DK to chala Shimla,
Sofa kaha milega Airport par,
Woh to marega pakka,
Beech sadak par ... 😆😆😆
Minnie
Kyun poochti ho betuke se sawaal
Airport pe sofa na huya toh kya
Kachre ke dabbe mein jaa baitho
Agar chance mile flight pakadne ko
Toh Shimla jaakar apple ke bageeche mein chupo
Nutts ke saath milkar dono apples chori karo 🤣
An
Idea aach hai Minnie Mello...
DK bhago bhago jaldi,
Punji tumhara beta lekar aaye
Screw driver tumhare liya,
DK bhago bhago jaldi... 🤣🤣🤣
Minnie
Screw driver DK ko maarne ke liye hi kyun
Beta aakar bol sakta hai
Daddy daddy mere saare screws gir gaye
Ek lollipop dedo na aur unhe jaraa tight kardo please 😉
Minnie
@Shilpa
Shipla yeh sab na poocho toh hi accha
Iss sab ke baare mein soch kar Adda ban gaya ganja
Ab sab creatives ke haath mein hai
Abhi aur kachra dishout karna baaki hai 😉
Sanz
Fall from a tree or, a sky
Fall from anywhere that High,
But, don't fall in love
Unless you want to sigh and sigh!
Natz
Anjana if you're still around:
what goes left can never go right
so get that crap story out of your sight
watch KMH day ho ya night
cos this is where love reaches a new height 😆
An
Heart balm in short supply,
All thanks to Punji Pupils,
Arohi is shedding tears,
Holding all her fears,
DK is opening Champagne,
After a successful Campaign 😆
Sanz
DK's mouth will soon dry,
After watching his son cry,
Arohi is becoming a sacrificing lamb,
Arjun is dying in heat of the lamp,
Hp doesnt know yet,
what is the real bet,
when he knows,
friends will turn into foes,
He will have a heart break,
that will make my day great.🤣🤣🤣
Agas
@An:
toda apna kanda de dooo
bauth haie gam ke aanso ....
wait karo bucket lathi hun
jinko bhi rona ho ..merae bucket me royooo..
waise bhi merae ghar mae pani ki kami yah ...
An
Agas, lao jaldi aapni bucket,
DK ne yeah kya kar diya,
Mein dookh ke duniya mein ho gayee goom,
Ab mera broken pankha ho gaya doom 😆😆😆
An
@Sanz
DK will go and become a monk,
When his son will do the final handshake,
HP will look back and wonder,
Was he a good father to his daughter,
Punji is eating the head of Ganga Mata,
Arohi will be employed by Ratan Tata 🤣🤣🤣
Sanz
Arohi will be singing tata tata
ganga mata will have no ata pata
what went wrong
and why does she have to hear the whole song
Hp is on the roads
there is no sign of dhondz
Abhay the close up namoona
and hp with his tanpura
trying to woo
but gets only boos.
sur feels they r in mayhem
but antara is at exams
the whole sharma clan has gone nuts
ganga cant get in her ifs and buts.
🤣🤣🤣
An
Everyone looks like living in black hole,
Thinking what went missing from whole,
Humans love to invite troubles,
And, then amble and stumble 🤣🤣🤣
Agas
Did u mention black hole
or was it that mole
oh ..it hurts to see a dad
whom I dont assume will hurt lad
but is she being framed
I just hope she dreamt
Sanz
@An
trouble makers the whole clan,
would like to put a permanent ban
dont understand a word they say
let it be febraury march or may
Arohi dont bore me with ur tears
do something and dont have fears
we all are pretty good seers
tell us and we will make u two meet dears.
😆😆😆
An
@Agas
She is holding an empty frame,
Lad's dad is looking at his trophy
Red-eyed son is crying for lost flame,
Soon, everyone will get lost in a dark alley 😆
An
@Sanz
You mean, you will make two deers meet,
Dears of these kind often are not mate,
If they befriend before Spring,
They often go to the cleaners after Spring 😆😆😆
Agas
@An
I so want to fill that frame
with loads and love for the dame
she did listen to his dad
but fought with her dad
it hurt all like a game
I just hope PB knows his name
Agas
She didn't see his eyes
but hers were all moist
hope she hears to her sister
and doesn't make a disaster
but yah, she has found a reason
to keep him away for a season
but he will walk his way to jail
but why did PB do to his tail
An
He saw the pain in her heart
that couldn't hold her tears apart
he wanted to tear the sky apart
and tell her dont be so hard
but the heart has its way
for its on its runway
you cant stop a plane in a runway
for it may skid hurting all in the midway
so he decides to keep quiet
under the pillow he weeps with his might
An
He is a new born man,
Trust is his middle name,
Only Love is there for his dame,
Nothing can break their bond,
He will bear all the pain in silence,
Never ever hurt the beats of his being,
While, she will become a dead girl walking,
Never will confess why she looks ashen
Agas
How he wished she would tell him
that you are my life and will marry him
Trust is what he keeps
for he knows deep inside she weeps
Alas, life has its twists and turns
fate is what they call it in terms
Will the dame change her mind
for in love there is no rewind
I want the souls to merge in love
and see them living happily in love
I see a light at the end
wish it was all right in the end
An
Love promises Love nothing more,
Souls meet but they also have to part,
Dame and Man cannot promise eternity,
No one knows what all is in store...
Agas
I dont want it to be deecay
becoz he is a peecay
PB tell me you know this game
I will give you a sweet new name
oh no, I forgot ur interest
will ask Sanju for a request
Sanju, pls write a love letter
so that PB knows his game better
Agas
I know you are a father who is more of a dad
call you so because you are in love with your lad
You are a role-model, I would want my family to have
wish you are not the one to dig your son's grave
If it was you, sorry I give up
for your broke the trust every lad had
trust me love shows you care
but it doubles when you share
Anjana
Bro plz step off the lady's mine
unless you want your eye to shine
Pops she loves me and that's not a crime
Aohi all i want with you is some time
An
have given my soul time,
Without asking for a dime,
I am ready to be yours,
Just give me a few hours 😆
Anjana
Sorry Mate
You left everything to fate
Now it is definitely too late
All you have left is everyone's hate
Get lost - I won't rise to your bait
An
Fate brought us together,
We overcame stormy weather,
You asking me now to step back,
When you asked me to come back 😊
Natz
I have already done my deed
of yours I have no need
go back home
this aint a war zone... 😕
An
I am not here to fight,
Here, to fix some screws tight,
Hand of pretty lady is tempting,
She willingly holds mine without attempting
Anjana
But you have now lost the right
So please just get out of signt
lose yourself in the dark night
no need to display false might
Anjana
@An
Time is a mystery
our story just lost its glory
so we are now history
and now I have a new story
An
Dead men talk history,
The one residing in a tomb,
We still are living our story,
Lets not yet call death's gloom ...
Natz
@Anjana
this bait is my love for you mate
Tate said it's never too late
their hate has no weight
so let's run off to another state
An
@Anjana
You mean out of mind and out of sight,
Our roots of Love has captured more,
It'll take eternity to break the hold on the core,
Night looks not right, morning brings new sight 😊
Natz
can't see morning's new sight
cos daddy is the dark knight
this fort I can't leave
so dreams I shall not weave :(
Agas
but cant you see my eyes
for once dont tell me lies
you challenged my being
for now you will see me dying
An
@Natz
Repent you will when hit with insight,
Take the path that was always right,
And, remember a clueless night,
When you looked not so bright 😆😆
Sho7685
I'm standing here and this ain't right
I should be the one there at your side
We weren't wrong, this makes no sense
Please let me fix your tubelight.😆😆😆
An
@Agas
Do not say you going to die,
Never ever will tell you a lie,
Just look into my all in love eyes,
And, feel the pain and hurtful tears 😊
Agas
Deep in my heart you are still there
Closed in my eyes are the nightmare
I wish I could change your mind
and tell you I am your maid
An
@Agas
I may change my garb every morning,
But, in my birthday suit I am still yours,
Do not lock our budding love stores,
You are not a maid but dream charming 😆
Agas
if I was your dream charming
why didn't you come running
your dad looks so dread
sure wishes me dead
@Natz
Dreams have their own mind,
They will never leave you in lurch,
Accompany you on every search,
Till you become memory to a mind
Aruna
As you dream with eyes shut
Life may have passed by.
Open your eyes at times
Lest you forget to watch out for life.
Agas
I closed my eyes and saw a dream
just to see my life go down a stream
scared I am to close my eyes
for life is not so nice
Each dream I saw only led to pain
So I'll do what seems to me right
'Cause if not you, then I've got nothing to gain.
They'll tell you lies, and you'll believe
But for you I'd measure any mile
It seems though you can't trust in me
That I'd give up the world to see you smile
sat and saw the life drench in water drown the stream
I mistook it to be tears when it was part of the dream
now that you ask me to watch
I feel life so nice to catch
yes they were tears of joy
to seen the dreams and enjoy
Agas
@Sho
If you could do that for me
leave the place with peace for me
I have decided to be me
for all I need is me
but I will not scream with all my health
i want you to know I love you
but standing beside you is not good for you
that was the night
when you that the right
to told me tight
but you let me go out of sight
and now I fancy the new delight 😆
Natz
@Agas
bother not about the brother
he doesn't even have a mother
but he need look no further
cos he has control over my father
Agas
can you change your dad
to make him look like a lad
he sure has some grey cells
that has to be charged in dens
The guy's a total quack
Your family's functions are a bore
So let's just run away once more
While he's remembering his jawaani
'Cause I can't afford another Sherwani
I see the castle, I see the gates
without my princess, my life is dates
how do I tell her she is my dream
for she might wake up with a scream
dhoonz was out of kanpura
so had to fix your dad's tanpura
I went to the gym, to fix my abs
ended up fixing your dad's lab
I am your superman who could fly
dont you worry about the sky
will pick you up from the window
but dare you throw me out of your bingo
It was a simple rose ring
but drenced it were my heart string
only if you could see with the eyes of heart
will you find the way to my heart
I dont mind having a new start
if you could pump some water into your heart
for I need to convince myself to trust you
as you might leave me fighting your bro
and you might turn to be a baba's baby
full of tears and curses for the dreamy
Natz
you are about to land in jail
there you shall forever wail
for this I have PB to hail
cos he's told us one helluva tale!
Sho
@Natz:
He's ripped a parda to make his dhoti
And has his eyes on KS's kothi
He'll pack me off to jail
They won't let me out on bail
Than fixing you up with a married hubby
Who'll buy him delta mall
Like he's shanghaied this shaadi hall.
Anjana
Fear did not let my heart Hear
Fear of losing you made my heart not hear
It made me walk away from what is dear
But, your constant love would not let me fail
The vinegar of life you quietly made me smell
Awakening me from my shellshocked state
Doing so gently without making me irrate
That is the herculean strength of your true love
It lets my spirit soar fearlessly like a dove
Sanju
The True Companion (contd.) - The Sounding Board
For all those times you stood by me, For all the truth that you made me see
For all the joy you brought to my life, For all the wrong that you made right
For every dream you made come true, For all the love I found in you
You're the one who held me up, Never let me fall, You're the one who saw me through through it all
You were my strength when I was weak, You were my voice when I couldn't speak
You were my eyes when I couldn't see, You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn't reach, You gave me faith coz you believed
Poetry continued...
Anjana
Editted:
The Road Not Taken
by Robert Frost
TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
5
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
10
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
15
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
the other is my life
One gave me lovely voice
the other my heart's choice
must i really choose one?
i would rather be a nun
and so choose no one
life without either is no fun
Coldy
Helpless yet determined..
The episode was full of strong people 😎
Wonder if my verse is enough 😲
Still I make an attempt
Not to forget praising the rest 😉😃
Arjun takes the brave act 😉
Knows running away is bad 😃
He is ready to face problems always
And win his lady love the right way! 😊
HP is acting just stupid 😡
Bua is adding to it 😡
Thinks Arohi will forget Arjun some day 😕
But this aint a college affair..😉
AM has come with the proposal
Arohi did its disposal 😃😆
Said that she was already married 😃😉
HP was left dumbfounded.. 😛😆
HP gets in anger swing
Trying to cut Arohi's wings :(
Tells not to leave home 😡
And takes her cell phone :(
AP trying to contact Arohi
But is not able to contact his lady.. :(
Aah...here the episode ends
Leaving us wonder- what next?? 😍
Somya
Because Of You
Because of you
my world is now whole,
Because of you
love lives in my soul.
Because of you
I have laughter in my eyes,
Because of you
I am no longer afraid of good-byes.
You are my pillar
my stone of strength,
With me through all seasons
and great times of length.
My love for you is pure
boundless through space and time,
it grows stronger everyday
with the knowledge that you'll always be mine.
At the altar
I will joyously say 'I do',
for I have it all now
and it's all because of you
Natz
Arjun-Arohi 'HEARTS APART'
By fate we met, by chance we stayed,
two hearts conjoined in every way,
one lonely dark soul shared by two,
everything I want I've found in you.
But fate at times is quite unfair,
for I am here and you are there,
so close to each other and yet apart,
But you alone hold the key to my heart.
Though people may hate us for what we do feel,
I can't change my feelings for they are so real
something brought us together to each other's hearts,
And every second without you is like an eternity apart.
You can feel all my feelings, you know me so well,
When we'll be together, no-one can tell,
I've waited this long so forever I'll stay,
My love for you grows stronger which each passing day.
Natz
Second Chance- DK & Savita:
An
The following is not a poem, just jumble of lines:
A day in an actor's life,
Auditioning for roles,
Memorising the dialogues,
Masking the real by applying grease paint,
Wearing the garb of a character,
Letting characters rule the being and conscience,
Performing day in and day out,
Awaiting the response of the audience,
At times, you are applauded,
At times, you get the shoes,
Only the real one stays on,
Comes back with a phenomenal performance,
Takes a bow in pin drop silence,
A while later, hears the deafening applause'
I salute and respect all the Actors who perform!
Pavs
Poem dedicated to ks n hp 😡
There exists a kind of people,
Who always want their way.
Sarcasm and taunt abound,
In whatever they do and say.
Always needy for help from others,
They exclaim "What is there?"
But when comes their sweet turn,
They vanish in thin air.
To be eulogized they crave,
To be praised to the hilt.
Whatever they do, is only perfect
That's the way they are built.
They always want to be served,
By every Tom and Dick.
Whether hale and hearty,
Or when they feign sick.
To issue commands they do love,
To get their work all done.
But when comes their turn to deliver,
Then it's no longer fun.
Fault finding is their forte,
With always a pointed finger.
Generous to their own flaws,
On a heap of excuses they linger. That's the world of today,
With hypocrites abound.
And if you have gotta live
Then better hold your ground
Shades of Love, and Mind
Heart is crooning songs of love,
Lovingly looking at the florist shop,
Mind comes on a magic mat, smirk visible,
Rubbing hands gleefully seeing Heart hop,
Let's play some games of Love ...
Sanjukta
Chase your dreams but always know the road that'll lead you home again.
Go on, take on this whole world.
But to me you know you'll always be, my little girl
................
Someday, some boy will come and ask me for your hand.
But I won't say "yes" to him unless I know, he's the half
that makes you whole, he has a poet's soul, and the heart of a man's man.
I know he'll say that he's in love.
But between you and me. He won't be good enough!
Lavi
Arohi to arjun...
and Arjun to arohi
Its painful , by the true way i love u, will always be there for you
and tears , from my eyes , down my face it pours
i wish things would fit in place , so this love is perfect
and so no one would even end up getting hurt
if only its me and you , this love would be so flawless
this love would be forever and i swear
even though youve hurt me
i could never inflict the slightest pain on you
if only its me , i would make you happy and smile
and if youre angry ,ill let you vent your anger on me
when youre upset , i want to be there and tell you its fine
that one and final chance never seems to come
im trying to hold back the tears
knowing that how foolish i am
aint that the price i paid for my kidnapped heart ?
Lavi
A little girl needs Daddy
For many, many things:
Like holding her high off the ground
Where the sunlight sings!
Like being the deep music
That tells her all is right
When she awakens frantic with
The terrors of the night.
Like being the great mountain
That rises in her heart
And shows her how she might get home
When all else falls apart.
Anjana
Believe me - i am not a player
I would like to be a dragonslayer
and forever protect your daughter
so stop thinking of my slaughter
and just take a cool drink of water
You are not a Sher, but a pussykat
Now don't come after me with a bat
Just go laugh on the adda floor mat
Kat
Sher to hum hai
Shayar magar nahi hai!!
Sab ke King hai
Par ek Karan hi singh hai!!!
Kat
The vows
I promise to be your shadow, protect you from evil of all kind.
I promise to bring a smile, laughter, a twinkle that will never leave your eyes.
I promise to hold you tight, never to let you out of my sight.
I promise to make each day of yours bright.
I promise to worship you with every sunshine light.
I promise to be yours and only yours beyond eternity and in every lifetime.
(Courtesy of Kat!!..the poet in me jaag uthaa aaj!!!) 😆😉
Sanjukta
'm feelin' like a helium balloon
And someone let go of the string
Oh,no,I'm up in the clouds
You better tell 'em I'm out for the day
Cuz there's no way down
Can't get my feet on the ground
I keep slippin' and sliding away
Parm
Lovers Never Lose Patience
Love Just Happens, Love Is Not Made To Happen
This Is Such A Thing That Does Not Come To Everyone
It Is Not Just Love In Which The Heart Has Thrown Itself
Giving Sacrifice, Love Itself Has Been Erased
Think, Sweetheart, We Are To Meet Now
Not In Front And Behind, We Are To Walk Together Now
Love Is Such A Secret That Cannot Be Understood
It Is Such A Song That Cannot Be Played On Every Instrument
Anjana
Love is not about rhyme
It has no proper time
Love requires no reason
It knows no season
Love is not about wisdom
It is a dream kingdom
Natz
I have a couple of lines for Savi and Meetu bua:
Fools of little understanding are their own worst enemies,
for they do wrong deeds which bear bitter fruits.
That action is not well done, which having been done,
brings remorse, whose result one receives crying with tears
For KS:
Khuli aankhon ka sapna
…What could have been
It was nothing but a lying grin
Drawing you to the open,
with words that were never spoken…
I could live a thousand years
If I could be alone with you
You
Every second of my life
I would never play the fool
Never turn my back to you
I was the one who saw you first
A grain in the sands of the universe
I never knew what was ahead of me
Now I'm out of the eyes of the wintertime
And here in the sun
I'll stay inside your shades of love
Makes one day forever
And when July has come and gone
This day will last forever
When I see the way you look
The way you look my way
Through the rain
And the water crashing down
Washes both of us away
Away
I was the one who saw you first
A grain in the sands of the universe
I never knew what was ahead of me
Now I'm out of the eyes of the wintertime
And here in the sun
I'll stay inside your shades of love
Makes one day forever
And when July has come and gone
This day will last forever
I'm here inside your shades of love
Makes one day forever
And when July has come and gone
This day will last forever
She's all I see in front of me
She's all I need...
I could live a thousand years
If I could be alone with you
And here in the sun
I'll stay inside your shades of love
Makes one day forever
And when July has come and gone
This day will last forever
I'm here inside your shades of love
Makes one day forever
And when July has come and gone
This day will last forever
One day forever
One day forever
One day forever
One day forever...
An
@Karishma
Dazzling Dazzling like a Star,
You are the Superstar,
Without you the Adda is colorless,
You add the rainbow colors via your Photoshops
An
@Minnie:
Mother India is all happy,
Arohi is all glad and yappy,
Two men holding a fake ring,
Will soon face each other in a boxing ring... 😊
Minnie
@ An - Was the preposterous proposition any better? 😉
Face each other in a boxing ring
Or at a ice skating rink
Arjun do something and go to jail
Its about time you came out of the girlish veil
And we all hail and wail.. 😆
Somya
@An
They wont face each other in a boxing ring
As they carry a huge grin
They r like newly wed brides
Who will carry their shame n hide
One in jail One in heaven
As their love has made them snide 😆😆😆
An
@Minnie
We shall all hail and wail,
When Punji says, finally,
I am in jail holding my veil,
Open your tour of my jail... 😆
An
@Somya:
Talking about ephemeral romance,
Are these signs of a doomed romance,
Then, lets open the packet of pop-corn,
And enjoy the show of baby-corns... 😆
Somya
@An
When punji goes to jail
We all break the champagne
And hail n wail
Because you are doomed to jail
As the romance gaya lene tail 😆
An
Oil running after the long tail,
Slippery track makes Punji,
Slip, slip and slip on the tail,
Story is watching all this from jail,
Holding a champagne bottle,
Waiting for Punji to break his bones.. 🤣
Anjana
@An..
I spy a dancing peguin
who is very sanguine
Its intriguing to see the critic
dancing like she's Hritik
😆
Karishma
Lavi
😃For You Are The One😃
For you I would climb
The highest mountain peak
Swim the deepest ocean
Your love I do seek.
For you I would cross
The rivers most wide
Walk the hottest desert sand
To have you by my side.
For you are the one
Who makes me whole
You've captured my heart
And touched my soul.
For you are the one
That stepped out of my dreams
Gave me new hope
Showed me what love means.
For you alone
Are my reason to live
For the compassion you show
And the care that you give.
You came into my life
And made me complete
Each time I see you
My heart skips a beat.
For you define beauty
In both body and mind
Your soft, gentle face
More beauty I'll ne'er find.
For you are the one
God sent from above
The angel I needed
For whom I do love.
- Chris Messick -
Ruhani01
some poem by Kalidasa..
-Anu
https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1165651
Arjun-Arohi Confrontation after Badi-maa Misunderstanding in the presence of Anu, Nupur and Lovely!
-Anu
Arohi : Kya? Tho jo bhi hamare beech mein hua uska kya?**heart broken**💔
Arjun : Kya hua hamare beech mein... mujhe kuch yaad nahin..**angry**😡
Arohi : aap jaisa gatiya aur dhokebaaz insaan ko meine nahin dekha **with slight tears**😭
Arjun : Acha mein aur dhoke baaz aur tum mahan **sarcastically**🤢
Arohi : Haan mein aap jaisi nahin hoon...aur yeh mere liye acha hua ki aapki asliyath samne aa gayi.
Arjun : Mujhe bhi bachut acha hua...ki mujhe sayi waqt par tumhari chaal samaj agayi. **thinking abt badi maa**😡
Arohi : Mujhe tho aap jaise zalil insaan se koi wastha nahin rakhni..**angry**😡
Arjun : Mujhe bhi tum jaise dokhe baaz ladki ke saath koi wastha nahin rakhna hai..**angry**😡
Arohi : Mujhe aaj bahut khushi hui ki mene aapko propose nahin kiya...warna mein apne apko kabhi maaf nahin kar paathi..**angry**😡
Arjun : Aur mujhe aapne aapse nafrath horahi hai ki mene tum jaise ladki ko propose kiya...aur tumse shaadi karna chahi...**angry**😡
Arohi : Shukar hai ...uss bhagwaan ka ki mujhe aap ki asliyath patha chel gayi...yeh lijiye aapka diya hua thofa **throws it on his face** ***tears in punji's eyes**😭
Arjun : Aur yeh lo tumhare liye laya hua ring...mujhe iski koi jarroorath nahi **throws the ring on arohis face** ***tears roll down her face ***😭
Kahani mein twist😃😃 ....Above was the scene that was to be shot and script was handed over to my Dost and Arohi...and add to this one more twist😳 😳N' ...I mean hamari priya Nupur😳 devi is on the sets, along with our Lovely Vaishali😆 and ofcourse Anu😆😆...
The three brainees😉 before landing in Mumbai decide that they will lie on the sets that Miss kapoor gave them the permission and everyone will beleive it. KMH ki trait hai na assumptions and no confirmation theory...so they plan to use that .😆😆
'N' ki haath mein eek taali full of flowers, petals ,she dressed in orange vasthra....Punji ki seva mein...upasthith...bilkul like meera bhai..**stop gigling**😆😆
Lovely ke haath mein danda...all eyes on Arohi ...she determined to set Arohi right with expressions. **enough of those gigles**😆😆
Anu ...ofcourse with TO-DO's for dost, Writers and Directors...😆😆
Now lets see what and how the above scene which was to be shot actually turns out to be..😉😉.
Vathavaran:U ppl thinking yeh kya ...suddenly Anu news reader ban gayi ....nahin nahin yaar....I meant set ke climatic conditions...😉
Some P&Ms employees erecting the P&Ms /Punji's School/ HPs Garden....sab kuch eek hi tho hai...so plz zyada questions math pucho and just read on😆....Ok u ppl thinking why P&Ms employees right??I can see the '?' mark on ur faces😆 ...anyways P&Ms because they are multipurpose actors and workers **purvi ke shaadi ke decoration ka work**...I hope u ppl remember that right?. Ok Anyways ...they were setting up the artificial tress, benches, grass along with an artificial moon😆, sun😆, some ten fifteen planets😆😆**its ektas spl world...no limit for the number of planets**, gazillion stars***arohi ki chemakthi hui dress se bana hua kapda**🤣🤣. I know u ppl thought anu lost track of time right?.. ...whats the need for both sun and moon at the same time right ??🤣🤣... Arey yaar...there is always a need in ektas world... there is always a need for both day and night effect at the same time...I mean what if Punji suddenly decides to go on a drive on sunsaan si sadak it needs to get dark🤣🤣...right ...Ok those ppl in that setup ki kaam...and lets see what are the three brainees doing...😳
N ki whereabouts on the set:
Punji in white shirt and Dondz ka pant, practicing the lines from the script, is all hiloying and stuff outside the set ...Suddenly hears someone call him "Swami"😳....thats it...he all shocked😲 ...didnt know what hit him turns around in slow motion and looks at the empty feet ....and slowly starts looking up...sees the orange vasthra **thinks who is this jogan**😲...and then looks at hands which has a plate full of flowers and aarthi **confused**😲...and then apna dil thamke looks at the face into the eyes of N devi...N at the sight of his starts apna Punji jaap...*Om punji namah*😳...Punji all shocked ...tries to move away...but adamant N follows him...he all hilling and willing trying to run away 🤣🤣...just like the way he runs away from Unty ...but no avail...N is all peeche peeche Punji😳..He tries to hide in the garden...but N follows him...so no place to go he just jumps into his van🤣...and N ...N the meera bai of 2009😳 ...stands infront of the van...and performs her kator puja....with flowers petals ,cocunuts & aarthi......along with Punji Jaap🤣🤣.Punji tensed wensed inside the van..
Lovely ki whereabouts on the set:
Arohi in her purple dress ...and with script in her hand practicing the lines..at the other end of the set...and Lovely with her danda 🤣 reaches there and goes and stands behind Arohi....Arohi unaware of this...tries to practice her first line "Yesss .....Mr Arjun Punj "...She says Yess 🤣 and thats it a danda on her hand.🤣..Arohi in pain turns around and finds lovely...
Lovely : whats this?? say yess again... 😡
Arohi : who are u? 😲
Lovely : Iam that person who has been bearing ur torture for last three months...u cant act, cant get one epi with perfect expressions,I have come here to set it right. 😡😡
Arohi : who are u to correct me?? ....😲
Lovely : I have a spl permission from Miss kapoor to correct u...so u better listen to me. **warns** 😡😡😡😡
Arohi has no other way then to follow her. So she starts practicing.....
Arohi : "Yess"...
Lovely : Do it again..."Yess was not right"...😡
Arohi :Yeh kya lovely ji mein teek hi tho kar rahi hoon...😲
Lovely : Yess has to be sarcastically said...script nahin dekha kya..😡
Arohi : Ab mein sarcastically hi tho keh rahi hoon...😲
Lovely : Acha **sarcastically** isse kehthe hai sarcastic...chalo phir se bolo...yess..😡😡
this goes on and on and on ....Arohi stuck at the first line of the script and Lovely not satisfied.🤣🤣🤣
Anu ki whereabouts on the set:
The writers and director talking abt the shot and Anu reaches there.They see Anu and shocked ask who are u?. Anu says I have been bearing this torture of illogical and irrelavant nonsense for last 3 months😡... Miss kapoor gave me spl permission to correct ur script , direction and Punjis action..So u better listen to me or end up on the receiving side of Miss Kapoors wrath😉. They scared at the thought ...agree to listen to Anu. Anu demads the script...the writers hand her the above lines. Anu just glances the lines😲 and says who wrote this script. One guy stands up and thats it he gets black and blue. 😡
Anu : Yeh koi script hai? Isse script kehthe ho?. Arjun aur arohi ka yeh jo dialogues hai ussme badi maa ki zikhr kyun nahin hui?. 😡
Writer : Ji nahin woh kya hai ki...KMH ki trait hai...MUs...tho itne easily woh Badi maa ke baren mein nahin pooch saktha.😳
Anu : Tum agar Arjun ke place mein hothe ...tho kya karthe?
Writer : Ji mein tho ....mein tho woh **trying to lie**😕
Anu : Itna hitchikichaneki koi jaroorath nahin...kahiye kya karthe?
Writer : Ji mein poochtha ...badi maa ke baren mein.
Anu : To phir aapko waise hi likhna hain naa script bhi.😡
Writer : Ji woh fiction hai aur itne easily woh puchliya tho hum story kaise drag karenge ?😃
Anu : To aap log story drag karne keliye...hum viewers ko ullu banathe ho aise dialogues likh kar...😡
Writer : Ji itni badi badi bathein math keejiye **almost in tears**😭
Anu : teek hai teek hai...change the script ...make it as realistic as possible... Logic miss nahin honi chahiye..😡
Writer : Woh kya hai ki anu ji...woh mein BT camp mein bahut salon se kaam kar raha hoon...tho mujhe abhi abhi aapne jo kaha woh samaj mein nahi aya... kya miss nahin honi chahiye??😲😲
Anu : I said logic...logic miss nahin honi chahiye.😡
Writer : Mathlab?😲
Anu : Arey bapre abhi aapko logic ka mathlab bhi samjana padega kya?😡😡😡
Writer : Ji wo mujhe sach mein samaj mein nahin arahi hai..aap thoda sa help kijiye naa script ke change karne mein.
Anu : teek teek hai...ab kar bhi kya sakthe hai...chalo ....get a pen and paper😳
Anu changes the script...and lets see how the above script turns out to be.😆😆😆
Arjun : To yahan par ho Miss Arohi...**sad**
Arohi : yes..yahin pe hoon ...***sad***
Arjun : Yeh bathao yahan pe kyun bhualaya mujhe ??
Arohi : Woh appka yeh gift ...wapas karni hai mujhe.
Arjun : To tum gift wapas karna chahthi ho?
Arohi : Ji woh...ab iska mein kya karoongi?
Arjun : Jo mera dil tumhare paas hai uska kya ?
Arohi : Aap ki marzi aap chahe tho lelijiye...
Arjun : Dil koi wapas lesaktha hai?Tum yeh kya keh rahi ho arohi?Kya issiliye tumne pyar karna sikhaya mujhe?
Arohi : Aap hi tho mere aur mere parivaar ko zalil kiya hai...apne aisa kyun kiya? Hum ne aapka kya bigada?Bathaye **holds on to his collor**😭
Arjun : Tum ne mujhse joot kyun kaha arohi...tumne mujhe yeh kyun nahin kaha ki tumhari badi maa hi meri maa hai?
Arohi : Yeh aap kya keh rahe hain?? **shocked** meri badi maa aapki maa hain?😲
Arjun : Kya tum yeh nahin jaanthi ho?😲
Arohi : Yeh aap kaisi baathe karrahe hain...aap mujhe pe vishwas nahin karthe? Kya itni hi hai aapki mohabbat?😲
Arjun : Mein tum pe vishwaas karna chahtha hoon...par meri andar eek gehri chot lagi hui hai...jo mujhe kisipe vishwas karne ki izaazath nahi derahi hai
Arohi : Apko mujh par vishwas karni hogi. Apko hamare is pyar par vishwaas karni hogi. Aap mere inn ankhon mein dekhiye..kya aapko inn mein vishwaas nahin?
Arjun : Mujhe hain...vishwaas hai...tum par mere iss pyar par vishwaas hai...kahin naa kahin mujhe lagraha tha ki tum innocent ho.Mein tumse bahut pyar kartha hoon😳.
Arohi : ***Tears roll down her eyes***Mein aapke bagyair reh nahin sakthi...aap mujhe kabhi chodke maath jaayiye😭
Arjun : Mein kahin nahi jaoonga arohi😳. Mein hamesha tumhare saath tumhare paas rahunga😳. Tumhare haath aghe karo 😳**engagement ki ring pehenadetha**😃😃😃
Arohi : **smiling hugs***😳😳😳 .
Arjun : **kisses Arohi on her forehead**😳😳😳
Anu hands over the above script to the writer proudly😆😆😆 and says isse kehthe hain script perfect logical , perfect dialogues and perfect end...isse pad kar samjiye kaise likhna hai..
Writer takes the script and after reading the script chekar kha kar gir jaatha hai...🤣🤣🤣..Koi set mein gets him some water and he comes back to senses...director rushes to him and asks him what happened
Director : Yeh aapko kya hua? Kyun gir gaye?😲
Writer : Ji woh mein ..anu ji ki script pad kar gir gaya??😕
Director : Aise kya kardi unhone script mein jo aap behosh hogaye?😲
Writer : Aap khud hi pad lijiye..**hands over the script**😕
Director : **reads the script and behosh ho jaathe hain** 🤣🤣
**Anu wondering whats happening , someone gets water and director comes back to senses**
Director : Yeh aapne kya kardi hamare script ki Anu ji?😲
Anu : Kya ka mathalab kya hai?...Mene wahi kiya jo logical hai..aap logon ko logics ke barein mein tho patha nahin...isliye mene likhdi bas.😳
Director : Ji woh sab tho teek hai...par yeh kya aapne undonoki engagement karadi?😲
Anu : Haan issme galath kya hai...woh dono eek dusre se pyar karthe hain...tho karadi mene unki engagement.😳
Director : Par unka engagement iss janam mein hone wali nahin thi according to our story.😲
Anu : Kya😲😲?? Yeh kya kaha apne ...aap pagal hogaye kya ...😡😡? Engagement karenge ya mein Miss kapoor ko bhuloon... 😡😡😡**dhamkaying the director**
Director :Ji nahin nahin Anu ji ...jaise aapki icha....aur waise tho bhi ..hum jab chahe engagement thod bhi sakthe hai....tho issme kaun si badi baath hai...**little hopeful**
Anu :Aap log hamesha kisike bhalayi nahin soch sakthe kya 😡??BT ki param para hai kya hamesha rishthon ko thodna😡?? Jayiye jaake scene ki thayariya kijiye...engagement karake hi mein dum loongi aaj...😡😡
The set is all ready....😛
Punji still in van...peeping out to see if N is out of the way🤣🤣...par aisa thodi naa hogi...N ki kator deksha jaari hai..🤣🤣.....aur koi set pe usse hila bhi nahin sakthe hai...Miss kapoor ki permission jo hai..🤣🤣🤣
Lovely still with danda and Arohi still at "Yesss". 🤣🤣🤣
Anu done with script changes ....all proud 😆😆😆 of her karnama ...waiting at the sets.
Finally Punji is asked to step out of the van...Punji all scared steps out...'N' ...'N' devi...starts her Punji seva😆...Punji ki har eek kadam pe woh phoolon se swagath karthi hai😆.....till he reaches the garden set... Punji is standing in the garden with the new script in his hand.'N' devi at his feet🤣 ...all into her prayers...Punji ko kuch samaj nahin arahi hai..Arohi comes to the sets and Lovely with her danda follows her 🤣 and Arohi stands besides Punji for the take and Lovely behind Arohi....Anu near the director watching the take.....N flowers barsaying 🤣 at Punjis feet ..Lovely correcting Arohis "Yessss". 🤣...Anu staring at Dost..🤣.....Before the director says take...Anu says Cut it..😆😆...Everyone turns around and look at Anu.... Anu says mere pyaare dost jaake shakal teek kijiye......go and shave..and come..I cant see ur face like that.. 🤣🤣...Dost has to oblige so goes to the one bathroom in the set and 'N' devi follows him🤣...he shaving and she continuing her puja even in the bathroom🤣.....Here on the set Arohi is still practicing "Yesss" and Lovely glaring her with looks and Aorhi is all tensed wensed🤣...... .Punji comes back and is ready for the take ...Stands beside Arohi. 'N' again follows Punji and sits at his feet and starts with her seva🤣....Punji very disturbed by this 'N's gesture but cant help it......has to oblige. Director about to say take and Anu says Cut it🤣.... Again everyone looks at anu and She says Dost ji ...jaake aank teek keejiye...woh eek hii teek taak thi aapke face mein aab uska bhi bura haal horaha hai🤣....... jaake thodi dher cucumber lagayi unpar aur uske baad thodi si makeup kariye.....Punji feels sad but cant help it...so again leaves the sets and sits on a chair and gets his cucumber and make up thing done and all the while 'N' devi punji seva mein follows him and is performing her punji seva even at his makeup..🤣..... Lovely still on sets and Arohi still at "Yess"🤣......After a while Punji returns to sets and is ready for the take.....Director again about to say take...Anu again says cut it🤣....... again everyone glare...Now Anu says.....Dost plz plz aapka LIPS🤣🤣... ka kuch keejiye itne dry hain...mere lips dhuk rahe hain...Punji is all embarrased but again cant help but oblige...so applies some balm.... Now all set to the take. 🤣
'N' still at Punji's feet flowers barsaying🤣...... so Director plans to take a close up shot can't take a long shot naa....Lovely behind Arohi so the cameramen decides need some editing of the background stuff.....🤣....Alright the first sentence kehne ki thayari...sentence was..
Arjun : To yahan par ho Miss Arohi...**sad**
Arohi : yes..yahin pe hoon ...***sad***
so Dost to portray sadness starts Hilling🤣..... and thats it Anu says Cut it.....Punji shocked 😲
Punji : I have done all that u want ab kya hua hai Anu ji??😲😲 **confused** *** N apne deeksha mein magna oblivious to the happenings🤣🤣 and Lovely is not bothered abt the cut she is all into getting Arohis expressions right.🤣🤣***
Anu : Enough....😡😡...enough of that shaking.....Kya tumhari body mein springs hai...why do u jump around like that and throw that cell phone away plz😡...yeh hamesha appne haathon se kyun yeh sab karthe ho..?? 😡😡**irritated**
Punji : But anu ...mere haathon mein agar kuch nahin hai tho mein act nahin kar paoonga...**all sad**
Anu : U have to act with ur hands empty and u have to stand still thats it..😡😡.. **ordering**
Punji : ok I will try .....jaise aapki marzi **sad but has to oblige**
Take again....😆😆
Punji tries all his best but cant stop hilling u know why??🤣🤣🤣........cuz 'N' at his feet ...flowers barsaying and flowers ki wajah se Punji ke paaon khujlarahe the🤣🤣🤣.......and he can't complain **anu glaring😡 and cut it continuing, director banging his head🤣🤣***
Arohi tries all her best but cant get the 'Yessss' with perfect expressions which Lovely is looking for...🤣🤣... **Every wrong expression that Arohi gives one danda from lovely***
This silsila continues for three days 🤣🤣......Arjun aur Arohi eek sentence bhi nahin complete karsakthe...ppl cant sleep for three days 🤣🤣....and Punji and Arohi bear the three geniuses for three days for 72 hours non stop and thats it....🤣🤣
Punji decides he is unfit for Acting and he is so bowled over by 'N' ki thapsya.....N was doing punji seva nonstop for 72 hours🤣🤣.......decides to elope with N to some remote place in Himalayas...so they set out on that journey.🤣🤣
Arohi looses her brain ...it basically crashes after so many dandas🤣🤣......and ends up at a mental asylumn...🤣🤣
Lovely and Anu decide enough of this now Miss Kapoor will come so lets jump and catch the next flight back home....🤣🤣
Miss kapoor lands on the sets...no epi.... no shot taken for the last three days...aghast at the proceedings confronts the director and the crew...they tell abt the happenings for three days and let her know that Punji jumped with 'N' 🤣🤣....and Arohi ended up in asylumn...🤣🤣.... Miss kapoor gets the shocker of her life and decides all this happened cuz of her nonsenical drama 🤣🤣...and so decides she will quit the business... 👏
Thats it😳...mission accomplished..😃...Iam done...I hope u ppl didnt cry...🤣🤣🤣
Ek Pant aur Sweater ki Dukh Bhari Dastaan
-Anjana
Part I: Punji's Pad:
Black Jeans Pant ("JP"): OH NO! PUNJI NO! NO! Punji wapas bin mein! Dhondz hasn't even had a chance to take me to the laundry yet. ** JP tries to sink deeper into the laundry bin - hide under stinky baby blue sweater. But, Alas no luck ' Punji's Panjha JP koh padkar lehti hai and plucks him out**
***Punji hillofying and jillofying self into JP. JP Groaning ' No Lifebuoy again ***
JP: Why oh why can't he leave me alone. Ever since he's been in love with that Arohi ' he can't keep his butt out of me. I wonder who's going to be the new sweaty sweater today!!
***Punji goes to closet ' hil hil ke ' and ponders hmm "Usko violet pasande hai mein aaj violet/purple pehnunugi ' Punji sharmaying***
JP Thinks to self: Please Dhondz, if you can't take me to the laundry then please get him some Lifebuoy at least. YESTERDAY - He stood sweating n' baking in blue sweater for that Girl becuz he's got that stupid emotion called love! Gulp! When will my torture end! Gulp
***Punji looks through sweater section of closet. One hand on cellphone. MSGing "Ek baat batao - tum mujhe miss karti ho?" to Arohi***
***Punji finds new Sweater ' Perfect Purple ' Arohhi ' Punji grins silly to self ' Arohhi ***
Purple Sweater ("SP"): * Thinks to self - Ufff! What's that smell?* To Pant ' u stink yaar? Kabhie nahatha nahi ho kya?***
JP: ***EMBARRASED & SAD*** Mein nahan chaati hu paar isse ishq hai or mein iska ek lota Black Jeans!! Samjah Karo***
***Punji fights his way into PS ' Skips to Dresser in Happiness ' Aaj uske paas khudki Arohiki favorite perfume hai ' Dhoondz le aye ' Aur Salil se borrow karna nahi barehga. ****
SP & JP: *COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! **
SP TO JP: Yeh kya spray kiya?
JP TO SP: Yeh. Teeksay nahata nai aaj kal ' Par is Parfume mein khudko duboohta hai - har dina ' har raat.
SP TO JP: Yeh Kya BAAT hai?
JP TO SP: PYAAR ISHQ MOHABBAT
SP TO JP: PYAAR? ISHQ? MOHABBAT?
JP TO SP: Ha Yaar ' Varna koi ladki iss pagal ke paas kyu kara rehega?? Woh bhi Khushi Khushi!!!
PART II ' P & M Media ' Punji's Cabin
*** Punji all hillofying and dialing Arohi's number again ' par phir busy signal*****
SP TO JP: Vah yeh office to baari mast hey. LCD bhi hai!
***Punji fuming ' thinking gift nahi aayee aabtak. Woh bhi nahi aab tak. These girls *****
JP TO SP: Han hum cricket dekh sakte hai. Aaj India Pakistan ka match hai.
SP TO JP: Hum KKHH nahi dekh sakte hai? Muhje Brown Sweater ne baataya tha
*** Arjun fuming and pacing ' all tense wense and arms hillofying everywhere***
JP TO SP: Kya baataya tha?
SP TO JP: Yehi! Ki Punji ko Kjo movies pasaande hai****
*** Punji dialing Arohi again. No response again. Now rocking and hilofying jilofying in chair***
JP TO SP: Kash Punji woh KJo movies ki heroes ki tara har bakth kapara shapara badalta ' muhje nahaney ka mooqka milta!!!
**** Punji pushes computer away... fingers constantly on the phone ' dialing shyling*****
SP TO JP: Chor yaar hum kuch nahi dekhne ko miley gaya. Yeh ladka kabhi teek say bettha hi nahi. Har bakth hiltha or chaalta rehta hai. Isse ka problem kya hai?
JP TO SP: Mein baatya nah ' ISHQ! PYAAR! MOHABBAT!
Punji to Self Outloud: "Yeh Arohi bhina kabhie kabhie meri phone ka jab hi nahi dehtehey. Subha say office mein bhi nahi aayee hai. But, I hope everything is okay. "
SP TO JP: EEHEW! Yaar aab toh mein gayee ' Yeh aab hil hil ke ' SWEAT bhi karne laga hai!
JP TO SP: Yeh to sirf suruhat hai ' dekh aage aage hota hai kya ' Kal blue sweaterka hal boohut bura hogiya tha ' dhoop mein pasihna ka Ganga Yamuna bhaadi Punji !!!
****************************THORA DHER BAAD***************************************
PART II ' P & M Cafe
SP TO JP: Arey yeh kya hua? Punji toh baari baari dinghe maraha tha. Mal Road! 15 Minutes! Yeh Cafe toh uski office ki neechay ha
JP TO SP: SSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- Koi sunlega ' Chup kar ' Varna Audience - SHHHH
****Punji all excited, but wanting to appear confident (Remembering Anu's list) - so not hilofying jhilofying*****
SP TO JP: Arey eider bhi LCD aur woh bhi SRK ki picture key saat. Woh Who!!
****Punji all happy at seeing Arohi, but she says "Sir". Sir not happy. "Arjun Sir" Punji still not happy. "Arjun" Punji all happy and trying not hilna julna (Anu ko waada kiya that ' Par woh kaise na hille? Kamse Kam Haat ' Nahi ' Anu baahut datengi ' Punji fumes inside then Khuda ka haat hi ultimately padkar liya; Guuuud Ideana ' Arohi nahi datengi ' Anu nahi datengi. Punji khush******
SP TO JP: Yeh namuna khon hai?
JP TO SP: Namuna?
SP TO JP: Namuna nahi toh aur kya? Yeh, dohno namuna hi toh hai - Ek Mumbai ki gharmi mein Sweater pehenta hai aur yeh full sleeve Kameez!!!
****Arohi and Punji both all nervous specially Punji who desperately wants to hilofying, but trying not to show it *******
JP TO SP: Yehhi toh hai woh!
SP TO JP: Kya baat hai ' teek say nahi bolna nahi aata hai kya tuhjesay?
JP TO SP: Ghuusa maat ho SP... Yeh toh hai woh ' Pyaar! ISHQ! MOHABBAT!
************Arohi and Punji talking shalking ' bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak***********
SP TO JP: Yeh log kabhi chup chap ' Shanti say nahi rehey saakte hey ' Muhje SRK ki film dekhni thi yaar
JP TO SP: Yeh dohno ' Aur Chup Chap ' Shukhar kar Jhagar nahi rehey hai aaj - dekh aage aage hota hai kya
Episode 4: Saarru Driving Shiving
***Punji J Surprise for Arohi ' Capricorns Romantic ' hilofying and dhilofying all over car now*******
SP to JP: Yeh shore kya hai?
JP to SP: Meine bolana ' Ishq! Pyaar! Mohabbat!!
SP to JP: Ishq? Pyaar? Mohabbat? Nahi yaar yeh Shoore kya hai?
JP to SP: Woh hi toh hai - Pyaar! Ishq! Mohabbat! Samjah kar yaar ' yeh namuna phir green signal rukh gayaa hai!!
Honk Honk TTONHK HONK THOOOOONK
Stranger to Punji: Ghari karab hua hai kya, Sir? Mein Daakha dedu?
Punji to Stranger: Kya! Tum khon ho? Yeh mere gari ke window ke phaas que ho! Kher choddo ' tum, shaadi shuda ho?
Stranger ' Stunned by Punji's question ' daar daar ke replies: Ha! Ek biwi hai!
Punji: Ek biwi hai? Matlab? Ek khaafi nahi hai? Tum kaise aadmi ho!! Choodo ' woh kai pasande karti! Mujhe kareedna hai!!!
Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk
SP to JP: Hum to gayee kamse se ' yeh pagal aab bhera bhi hogaye aur humko bhi bhera bhanake choode rehga!!
JP to SP: Haan yaar ' Aaj A.C. bhi on nahi kiya ' kitna gharmi hai - Hum to gayee kamse se
***Punji khush ' guuud idea ' "chhuriiya" ' all hilofying, jhilofying and dhillofying ***
SP to JP: dekhte aage aage hota hai kya
Episode V ' Sukh Niwas
********Punji rings Bell... Hilofying from foot to foot... arm full of gifts... jhillofying everwhere***
*******Punji rings BELLL Again.... Hlofying and Jhillofying even more...barely able to stand********
SP to JP: Isse kya Michael J. Fox waala disease hai kya?
JP to SP: Michael J. Fox waali disease? Huh? Tu kya bakwaas kar raha hai?
*****Punji gives up on Door ' Dham Dham Soundtrack Con't Dham Dham Dham Dham ************
SP to JP: Punji ne pada tha National Geographic ke magazine mein ' Muhje Brown Sweater ne bola tha ' Michael J. Fox disease ' Parkinson's bolte hai shayad!!!! Hamesha hilta julta hai yeh ladkha!
JP to SP: Nahi Yaar! SIRF PYAAR! ISHQ! MOHABBAT!
***Punji hears voices and heads to GARDEN... MISSION AROHI BADIMAA AROHI BADIMAA***
****** All the hilling, dhulling and heat in the Garden causing Arjun to sweat wet even more*****
SP to JP: Aab yeh Namuna humko kaha leja raha hai? Mein bheeg gayeee... mein ro dhungi.. mein Utter Crap lagrahi hu.....Wah! Wah! Wah!
JP to SP: Rho mat!! Tu kitni aachi lag rahi hai... or feel bhi kar rahi hai!!!!
SP to JP: Sniff! Sniff! Kya? Jhoot mat bol! Mein kitni khoobsurat thi! Kitni fresh thi! Aab nahi!!
********Detective Punj, hilling dhulling, spying and evasdroping as usual ' looking at HP and Purvi's Parents; ************
****JP SHARMAYING ' PINKING SHINKING****
JP to SP: Tu kitna soft! Soft! Spongy! Spongy!! feel kar rahi hai!
SP to JP: (also sharmaying) Sniff! Sach? Mein aachi lag rahi hu? Tu kitna swweeet hai!
JP to SP: Sach... tuhje patha nahi ' theri chehra kitni masoom lag rahi hai ' theri bheegi bheegi rang
**********Arjun hilling jhulling fast fast towards car ' New Mission Talk to Salil ********
SP to JP: Tub bhi bahut handsome lag rah hai ' bheeg kar**********
JP to SP: Aab yeh ka jaa raha hai ' saj mein isse Parkison' hai - dekhte aage aage hota hai kya
Arohi finds Arjun's Mom Picture in the Library Book
-Karishma
episode starts
First the picture will fly from the book in slow motion.... 2mins
it will fall in to arohi's hands but she will ''accidentally'' drop it... 3mins
and just when she will bend down to get it...someone will call her name....she will get distracted.... 3mins
some random person will open the ''library emergency window'' cause its very hotttt....this will cause the picture to fly outside... 2 mins
arohi ( who is not scared to get into a cat fight but is too scared to jump out of a 2 feet high window)...will slow motionly walk out of the office to get the picture.... 5 mins
but at the same time some guy will drive over the picture and get it all dirty.....DAMMIT arohi won't get to see arjun's mom face :(... 5 min
and the episode ends
when all this is happening juss imagine...a fast tabala sound in the background
Arohi and Arjun at P&M Post Badi Maa MU
(REF: Last Week of April 2009)
-Anu
(Dost is Arjun Punj)
Dost and Arohi in an official meeting abt the new CDs that they are going to launch ...remember which was named against hmmm....🤣...Arjun ...yep thats right😳.....We all remember how Arohi praised that name...now the same arohi lets see what she does with that name🤣🤣
Dost : Tho sidharth...hamara Lounge CDs ka kaam kaha thak aya ?
Sid : Sir woh project Arohi dekh rahi hai...**looks at arohi**
Arohi : Ji sir ...woh kaam ho raha hai...par I think we should re think abt the Cover title and its color.
Dost : **Very angry** Kyun?Kya problem hai ab uss title mein aur color mein?By the way tumhine tho suggest ki thi title and color?
Arohi : Haan Sir ...meine hi suggest ki thi...par ab mujhe lagtha hai ki woh sahi choice nahi thi.
Dost : Mathlab **all angry**😡
Arohi : **Stands up and explains ** Arjun....hmmm Arjun ka mathalab jaise aap sab log jaanthe hain...shweth hai..shweth kaa mathlab kabhi kabhi chori se bhi hotha hai...I mean... Woh kehthe hai naa...chor ki shakal safed hogaya hai..waise🤣🤣
Dost : **fuming**
Arohi : Aur Kabhi kabhi safed ka mathlab jhoot bhi hotha hai..White lies...woh joh bahut se aameer log bhole bale insaanon se kehthe hain?? **evil smile on arohis face...Dost all hilling**🤣
Dost : Yeh kya bakwas kar rahi ho tum...Miss arohi **angry**
Arohi : Meine woh naam suggest karne ke liye reasons bathayi aur aapko acha laga...ab mere naa kehne ke bhi reasons sunni padegi 🤣
Dost : **Fuming**
Adohi : Arjun ...haan...waise dekha jaye tho ...arjun naam bahut gatiya hai..kaafi purani hai....nahi arjun?Hamare lounge CD ko ..woh bilkul bhi suit nahin kartha...Kahan 2009 ka CD title aur kahan woh BC waqt ka Arjun..**sarcastically**🤣
Dost : **More Fuming ...but cant help it**
Arohi : Arjun naam se agar hum apni marketing karenge tho woh hamare company ke naam par dabba hoga...kyun ki imagine Mahabarath's Arjun Woh jisne apne bal buthe par mahabarath yudh jeet nahin sakha.🤣....Agar sri krishan ji unke saath nahin hothe tho woh Arjun kabhi jeeth nahin paathe..🤣....Agar Karan ko shrap nahin hothe tho woh Arjun eek din bhi yudh mein tik nahin patha...🤣...Hum aise naam lekhe apna promotion karenge tho usse hamare company ka reputation karab hojayega...issiliye mujhe lagtha hai...ki hum kuch aur soche aur Arjun jaise naam ko use naa karen..ab dekhna hai ki Arjun ...I mean Arjun sir kya decide karthe hain?? 😃
Arohi : Kaisa laga?😲
Dost : **fuming**smart....Very smart...
by Anjana
****AP fuming in suit*******
AP to Sid: Mein chaata hun ke tum ye special school project mein kam karo - aaj se tumhar har kaam Miz. Arohi karega.
AP: Man im soo hungry...maybe i will juss take one bite...arohi won't find out 😲
Apple 1: wow what a beautiful day....god i hope i don't end up in some weird person's mouth.....
Apple 2: man im hilling and jhulling..😲. OMG!!! Where are they taking us...
Apple 3: these humans are taking us to karan singh's house...just because he can't impress girls with his cool hair and HIP clothing style...😆😆...he apparently thinks he can impress them by sharing "apple ka bagheechass"...he should seriously get tips from salil....😕
Apple 2: really we are going to the GREAT karan singh's house wow...im actually very excited now....😃
Apple 1: WHAT that's not fare you guys get to go to karan's house....dammit i have to go to mittal & punj's place.😭😭..you know what that means....that crazy NUTTIE all she eats is apples god!!!...at breakfast they don't even have cereal, bagels, or any other fruits...all they have is apples....
Apple 2: yaa well ekta can't afford to grow any other fruits....and cereals, bagels are not under the budget...😛😆
Apple 3: actually i heard....ekta is saving up money for a new actor...she wants to add another sibling to the mittal family..it's needed for the future script...and remember paddy has to meet the goal of creating a football team....😆
Apple 1: (reached punj & mittals fruit basket)...O NOOO here comes nutt case....😡😡..hope she doesn't pick me...
Apple 2: wow we are finally at karan's place....yo apple 3 you were telling me about impressing a girl who does he want to impress...😲
Apple 3: Miss arohi....😎
Apple 1: NAHIII....damit...😭...nuttie had to pick me....o well i guess mere nasib main ya he likha tha....at least arjun isn't around....or she would start her apple sharing natak .....then it gets really annoying......(god it should be in her resume.... im Natasha... i love challenges and my favourite hobbies include.... trying to share apples with arjun)😕
Apple 2: What karan wants to share apples ka bageecha with arohi...i thought arjun and arohi liked sharing apples...when did karan come in to this equation....😕
Apple 3: Man didn't you hear about arohi's "plan" .😲...it was to marry arjun so she can afford to buy all the apples in shimla.....but arjun over heard her talking about this secret plan to badi ma so they aren't a couple anymore....
Apple 2: ooooooo so i get it now karan wants to buy all the apple trees in shimla to impress arohi :)WOW.....kya baat haii....😉
Apple 1: omg omg Nuttie is going towards dukhi atma's aka arjun's room...yaar....now she will start her apple sharing crapp:(..😡😈....god if she can't finish a whole apple by her self...why doesn't she juss save it for later....let me juss put my headphones on so i don't have to listen to nutties bak bak...
mean while:
nUttie asks arjun to share the apple...
arjun says NO..😡
nuttie says: please please share karo naa....
arjun with his angry look says: 😡😡NOOO don't you understand English i said NO....
nuttie: please arjun share it with me....i can't finish the whole apple...
arjun finally couldn't take it anymore😡😡😡 takes the apple....turns around pretends to eat the apple...but actually puts some of ekta's poisonous powder on it and gives it back to nuttie.....
nuttie all happy eats the apple and dies 👏
...........................................................................
karan and arohi : share apple trees forever and live happily ever after😳
arjun marries the new sibling ekta added to mittal family and lives NOT so happy ever after :)...🥱
THE END!!!!
DK: (listetning silently) 🤔
Arjun (in flashback): oodi chehray dee maasoomiyaat 😍..oodey bheeghay baal 😳..aisay lagda piya see k mein bas onnoo he dhekhda rawa 😍'papa g'meinoo samajh nahi aayi k mein kee karaa! Meinoo nahi pata k mein jo kehnda payaa hoo o taannoo samajh wi aanda paya hega k nahi 😕..hoon mein kisi hor dey naal ae gal we tay nahi ker sagda na'😳
DK: puttar'too oday naal gal kitti?🤔
Arjun: nahi papa g 😳'mein odey naal gal nahi ker sagda *shermaying* ☺️
DK *encouraging*: tu sheir da puttar bun *pat on the back*..aur odday naal gal ker!
Arjun: oye Arohi! 😊
Aro: g Sir'😊
Arjun *hilling julling*: o mein'mein 😕'.tenno kuch bataana hega'😳
Aro: kee bataanay hega Sir? 😊
Arjun: tu meinay sirf Arjun kyu nahi bulaandi? 😕 *moo phula ker*
Aro: woh mein kaisay'' 😳 *shermaying*
Arjun: acha chadd 😳..dhekh mein ki laya henga!! 😃(takes out chooriyaan)
Aro: chooriyaa!!! 😃 Chooriyaa meinoo barri pasand hegi hein Sir!!😃
Arjun: "Sir?" 😕
Aro: mera matlab hey 😳'..Ar'Arjun 😊
Arjun: 😃
Aro (chooriyaa pehen ker): kinni soni hegi hein 😳'*admiring chooriyaa in her hands*
Arjun *in Aro land*: biklul gobhi dey phool jayi lagdi hoh 😍
Aro: KYA? 😲 Mein taannoo GOBHI dey phool jahi lagdi haa? jao mein taaday naal gal nahi kara gii *angry nudge* 😡
Arjun *back to earth* *hilling julling* 😕: nahi! 😲 Nahi'nahi'mera O matlab nahi hega see *confused* 😕
Aro 😡 (leaves)
Arjun: hoon mein kii karaa? 😕 *thinking hard* 🤔
After half an hour'seeing no sign of Aro ..he sends one sms to her 😃
"Assa dil day mobile vich tuhaadee Pyar di sim pawai hey! ❤️ Kitta load main card Armaanaa da, vich Hijar di battery pawai hegi! Nit Hasrataan naal innoo charge karday aan 😳, vich dard di tone bharai aa! teri yaad day signal aa ondey nay, par call na kadi aai aa"
Arjun knows the truth and now he hates men (coz of DK) ok jokes apart.. he hates DK' Arohi met with an accident and lost her vision' Arjun holds himself responsible for this and cries and drinks' Its my fan fic so he does takes shower regularly! No stinking business please'
Arohi doesn't want to stay in Shimla anymore so BM taking her to Bombay with her so that she may also get a chance to pursue her career here' Arjun doesn't know about it and he doesn't anymore go to P&M office or stays in the mansion' He stays in their old house' he only lives to fulfill Arohi's dream and make her happy in any way' He is shattered and a wreck' The pain he had given her in the heat of the moment, haunts him now'
Arohi doesn't talk about Arjun at all' but Arjun is all she thinks about' Arohi knows that Arjun knows about her accident and the the truth' She knows he still loves her but then so much has transpired between them that now it would be really very very difficult or even close to impossible for them to cover the distance between them'Her wounds are fresh'. Yet she can't help but wonder that why didn't he ever try to meet her even once?? But then dejectedly laughing on herself brushes it away as she remembers he had said that whether she lives or dies it won't affect her'
The land deal issue is out in open and P&M is accused for fraud' since the studio was to be made on Arjun's name he is the main accused' Savita has warned him about it and he knows the proceedings are on but he doesn't care' DK has hired the best lawyer for him but Arjun doesn't co-operate at all' On Savita's insistence Arjun had agreed to co-operate with the proceedings of the case' Savita has denied him to meet Arohi but regularly updates him on her recovery' She knows he's repenting but she can't help it' She doesn't want to hurt Arohi'
Salil and poorvi are just back from their honeymoon and Salil finds out everything that's happened in Arjun's life and regarding Arohi from Aman and Nikhil'
It's the final court hearing day and today itself Arohi is leaving Shimla' Arjun doesn't know this and Savita didn't tell him because she knows if Arjun comes to know about it he would definitely miss his hearing' DK has begged Arjun to be there on time but Arjun gave in only because he had promised Savita'
He is in his car driving to the court when Salil calls him up and apologizes for not being there when he needed him the most' Arjun apologizes too for not supporting him in his decision of marrying Poorvi' Arjun enquires about Poorvi too' Salil tells him that Poorvi has gone to Sukh Niwas since Arohi is leaving for Mumbai today' Arjun all shocked (one more car stunt here) applies the brakes immediately' He further enquires about when is she leaving and Salil informs him that her train is in an hour's time or so' Arjun immediately starts towards the railway station' Last evening's snowfall has blocked many ways and traffic is slow too' but he manages to reach the station in time' he wonders why Savita didn't tell him that they are leaving for Mumbai' He frantically tries to look out for Arohi' All the while her smiling face and their moments together flashes in front of his eyes' DK calls him to know when is he reaching the court but Arjun refuses to come' DK warns him of the consequences and pleads with him to come' As he is talking to DK he spots Savita and Arohi standing in one corner' He cuts DK's call and move towards them' Other side DK tries reaching him again but to no avail' Since Arjun misses the hearing court announces its decision against Arjun' Arjun is to be arrested and jailed! (Maybe Anjana would be a better help here' I don't understand law much' so please excuse me here)
On the other side at the station' Arjun moves towards Arohi' Savita spots him and tells Arohi to be here and that she'll be back in a while' Savita questions Arjun but he ignores all' Silent tears flowing down his eyes he begs his mom to let him meet Arohi once' Reluctantly Savita gives in and moves away'
Arohi here is lost in Arjun's thoughts' thinking that after this moment we'll never meet probably' she is remembering all their fights, Arjun holding her hand, he kissing her forehead, she resting her head on his chest, she irritating him, he insulting her, he being a gentleman in rain, he teasing her' and a sad smile comes on her lips' A tear drops from her eyes when she realizes that leaving Shimla is also like cutting the last chord between them'She shuts her eyes' oblivious to her surroundings she is just about to loose her balance as a kid who was trying to run away from his mother's grip runs into her' But before she could fall a strong pair of arm holds her and prevent her fall' Arjun remembers their first meeting where she had held on to him to prevent a fall' time stands still for Arjun once again'
Arohi scared as a child still clutching on to the stranger's arm balances herself'
Arohi: Thank you' aapne mujhe girne se bacha liya'
Arjun doesn't speak a word' just keep looking at her angelic face'He thinks it's the same face that he had fallen in love with not so long ago' it's the same face he can see whenever he shuts his eyes' it still has the same innocence' its still so serene' so calm' yet it has lost its glow' He looks at her eyes and remembers when he had said that hers are the most beautiful eyes and he never can see tears in her eyes' he then remembers when he had wiped out her tears only to cause more pain' he remembers the tears that just couldn't stop after he announced his engagement to Nutts when he had insulted her' these eyes are still so pure' He remembers when she had confessed her deepest feelings to her how much her eyes had shone that day' The eyes that had once shone with love so deep just for him doesn't shine anymore' its lifeless!!! Unable to contain his pain he shuts his eyes still holding her' Arohi is feeling weird and secured at the same time' Something inside her wants to be like this forever' but something wanted to run away'. She wonders who's the person and is just about to ask him to leave her when she feels the drop of tear falling on her hand'
Arohi: Aap ro rahe hai??
Savita who had seen Arohi about to fall and Arjun trying to balance her come quickly at Arohi' side to enquire whether she's fine'. And when Arohi asks him whether he's crying' Savita rescues him by replying'
Savita: Arohi beta yeh station hai apno se door jaane ka gham toh sabhi ko hota hai na' (Arjun doesn't say a word yet just looks at his mother with gratitude' Arjun looks at Savita pleading her for a little more time' seeing no choice she says) Arohi main pani leke aati hoon' and asks Arjun to take care of her in the meanwhile'.
While Savita is away Arjun turns to Arohi' he desperately want to tell her that its him' that he's back' he wants to hold her tight' doesn't want to let her go' but'
Arohi: lagta hai aapka koi apna aapse door jaa raha hai'
Arjun: (tears run down his face) hmm'
(He smiles a little at her' when he remembers the moment when he had held her close against her wishes when he wanted to shoo Unty away ' He also observes her concern even for a stranger' he remembers the time when she had helped him to get home after he had got drunk and couldn't even stand')
Arohi: Kitni Azeeb baat hain na wahan aapka koi apna door ja raha hai' aur yahan main kisi apne se humesha ke liye door ja rahi hoon' dekha jaye toh door toh woh kab ka ja chukka hai' lekin kehte hain apno ko ro kar nahin hass kar goodbye kehna chahiye'
Arohi doesn't know why she is saying all this to this guy' and on the other hand Arjun remembers the moment when Arohi had got him to smile' He can feel everything slipping away from his hands'
Arohi: Aap itne chup kyun hai?
Arjun opens his mouth to speak something but thinking better of it closes it again'
Arohi: Main bachpan se Shimla main hi rahi hoon'yehi meri duniya thi lekin aaj waqt aur haalat aise nahin ki main yahan reh sakoon'isiliye main apna sab kuch peeche chod ke ja rahi hoon' aap udaas hai kyunki aapka koi apna ja raha hai' lekin uske wapis aane ki umeed toh hogi'
Arjun remembers the cliff scene where Arohi had said that she won't turn her back on her love' she'll give it a chance and he had turned his back to her and walked away' Though Arjun tries to hold back yet a stifled cry escapes' which makes Arohi restless
Arohi: Dekhiye main yeh toh nahin jaanti ke aapko kya dard hai lekin itna zaroor kahoongi ki dard hi hai jo apko jeene ke ehsaas dilata hai'
Just then the railway announcement is made and Savita comes back'
Savita: Chalo beta Arohi' train ka time ho gaya hai'
Helplessly both Savita and Arjun look at each other' With tears in her eyes Savita pats Arjun's head' to which Arjun understandingly nods'
Arohi: Ji Badi Ma (Arjun helps them till their compartment' Arohi is about to go in but thinks something and turns back' reaching out for the stranger guy' Arohi is in the train while Arjun is on the platform' she moves her hand around her neck and unties her OM pendant) Haath badaiye' Yeh pendant mujhe meri Maa ne diya tha' kaha tha ki umeed kabhi nahin chodni chahiye' Mere har achche bure waqt main yeh mere saath tha magar ab shayad mujhe iski koi zaroorat nahin' she holds his hand and put the pendant in his hand and he holds her hand tightly yet so softly for the last time' here the realization dawns upon her' Not ready to let go she expectantly says Arjun' as a tear rolls down her face' Her eyes once again expressed her undying and selfless love for him' Arjun intently looks at her trying to capture the smallest detail of her face to treasure it for the rest of his life' He wanted time to stop'.all their moments together are running in Arohi's mind' when she feels Badi Maa nudging her to get in' and Arjun leaves her hand and turns to go' The train starts' and he clasps the OM tight and turns to get her glimpse but couldn't see her anymore' There still at the doorside with Savita beside her' Arohi crying, speaks aloud "Ek baar rukne ko keh ke to dekhte Arjun"
On the other end Arjun is arrested!!!
Arjun crying in his room and daddy dear enter😭!
DD: Arjun beta tum ro kyun rahe ho??
Arjun: Dad apne dekha Arohi ko😭'
DD: Arjun roz office main main usse dekhta hoon.. toh😕??
Arjun: (Ghoorofying his dad😳) Aap Arohi ko roz office main dekhte hain😲?? Lekin aap mujhe kyun nahin dikhte roz😕??DD: (caught' gulps🤔) Arjun baat kya hai woh batao' Usne tumhe hurt kiya na😡??
Arjun: Hurt!😭 Usne jaate hain mujhse kya kaha' Dad usne' usne (crying) 😭usne mujhe nahane ko kaha dad!
DD: (shocked😲) what?? Himmat kaise hui us ladki ki tumhe nahane ko kehne ki😡??
Arjun: Dad woh kehti hai main stink karta hoon😭' mere kapde itne gande hain ki sadak chap bikari bhi unhe lene se refuse kar denge😭 😭' woh kehti hai ki mera dimaag kharab hai😭 ' jo main summers main sweater pehnta hoon 😭'
DD: Lekin Arjun usme kya burai hai😕' winters main toh sab sweater pehnte hai' summers main sweater pehne ke liye himmat chahiye😃' aur who ladki hai hi kya' tum Nutts ko dekho tumhe bilkul suit karti hai' I mean who bhi ajeebo gareeb kapde pehnti hai' Aisa hi hota hai beta isiliye main kehta hoon ki pyaar vyaar nahin karma chahiye😡!
(DD leaves)
Arjun: Tum aisa kaise kar sakti ho Arohi😭' maine tumhe tent dress di' TENT DRESS' who Unty ko deta toh kitni khush hoti aur tumne mujhe badle main Billu Barbar ki appointment book karwa ke di' (howling😭 😭' tumne mujhe bohut hurt kiya hai Arohi' crying😭 😭 😭)
Next Day office...
Nutts sitting on Arjun's chair' and Arjun enters'
Arjun: Nuttasha' I am proud of you'. Tum kapdo ke mamle main kitni bachat karti ho' Dad bohut khush hain tumse😳'
(Arohi enters)
Nutts: Main Jaanti hoon Arjun😳' Isiliye abhi tak Salil bhaiya ki bachpan ki shorts aur Aman ki ganji main ghoom rahi hoon
Arjun: Aman red gangi pehnta tha😕
Nutts: haan thoda hatke you know🤢
Arohi: Perfectly sir👍🏼' made for each other👏' bilkul waise jaise Joothe ke saath Sole!
Arjun: Thanks!
Shoe shopping' Arohi watching...
Arjun: (trying to put it on Nutts' feet' salesman comes) madam ke size ki dikhao😎
Salesman: Koi fayda nahin😕' humare yahan ka ek bhi jootha inke pair main fit nahin aayega'
Nutts: (mouthful of apple) par kyun??
Salesman: Humare jootho ko insaano ki samajh hain😳' (takes the shoe to Arohi) Ma'am aap try keejiye'(Arohi tries and it fits in' smiling proudly) dekha maine kaha tha na😃'
Arjun-Nutts dropping Arohi home...
Nutts: Arjun main bhutta khake aati hoon.. (she goes out in rain' arjun watching smiling😳)
Arjun: Dekha Arohi' yehi farak hai tum main aur Nutts main?
Arohi: Kaisa farak❓??
Arjun: Dekho tum yahin bethi ho.. aur nutts bahar baarish main nahane chali gayi😳' uske kapde bhi dhul gaye😛' how cost-effective😳! Paani, sabun aur kapdo ki bachat😃! Tumhari tarah nahin jo roz nahakar alag alag kapde pehnke office aati ho🤔' maine tumhe black& white pehne ka order diya ki shayad ab tum wohi kapde pehno lekin nahin tumhare paas uska bhi stock hai😡'
Arohi: What😲! Apko yaad bhi hai aapne pichli baar kapde kab badale the😕?? Shave kab ki thi aur baal kab kataye the? Kab nahaya tha🤢??
Arjun: What do you mean😡? Pichli baar jab hum Baarish main bhige the toh main dry clean ho gaya tha kapdo ke saath😎!
Arohi: haan haan😳' kyun nahin🤓' jaante hai poore office main badbu phaili hui hai🐷' jahan se aap guzarte hain wahan room freshener spray karma padta hai🤢! Aur aapka hilna julna' Lagta hai spring lage hue hai🤪'
Arjun: Hilne julne ke fayde pata hai😡' isse gille kapde sookh jaate hai aur jab baarish nahin hoti tab kapdo pe lagi dhool bhi ud jati hai'
Arohi: Aap kabhi sudhrenge nahin na sir😒'
Arjun: wateva😎'
DK & Savita confrontation'
Savita: mujhe tumse yeh umeed nahin thi DK😕' aaj ka newspaper pada hai tumne❓' kya likha hai Arjun ke bare main😡'
DK: Aisa kya likha hai😳' Arjun-Nutts ki engagement ki news hai😃'
Savita: Haan aur caption hai' "Saal ki sabse badboodar shaadi"🐷
DK: toh isme burai kya hai?
Savita: Kaise kar sakte ho tum aisa😡 ' tum jaise the tumne Arjun ko bhi waisa hi bana diya😡' Isiliye main tumhe chod ke gayi thi💔' kyonki tum nahate nahin the🤢'
DK: toh tum kaunsa badal gayi😡' aaj bhi din main do baar nahati hogi' what a waste🤢!
Savita: Tum useless ho DK😡!
Arjun realizing money loosing...
Arjun: Ms. Arohi' tumne 10 lakh nilkalwaye account se😡'
Arohi: (shocked😲) you mean itne paise the' P&M ke account main😲
Arjun: Damn it' what do you mean😡??
Arohi: Zyada kuch nahin😳' yehi' ki extra money ke liye P&M main kya nahin hota'
Cafeteria band karke hotel khol diya' backyard main hospital hai' Ground floor aur garden main school chalta hai' aapka real business kya hai meri bhi ab tak samajh main nahin aaya' kyunki maine yahan kissi ko kaam vaam karte kabhi dekha nahin' aur main bhi kabhi associate' kabhi peon' kabhi secretary ka kaam karti hoon'mera profile toh abhi tak clear nahin kiya😡... Aap apna job apne paas rakhiye main ja rahi hoon😡' aur P&M ka naam Punj & Mittals se badal ke Penniless & Mindless kar dijiye🤢'
Arjun: (hilling-julling☢️) par suno' suno tho'
(Arohi leaves and story ends)
-Nupur
Piggy banking on your ideas....
Arjun say....Mera paas..P&M mansion hai....P&M company hai......Nutts aur uske High Class Apples hai......
Tumhare pass kya hai....
Arohi:- Mera pass aap ki Maa hai!!!! *loud Thunderclap*
Minnie's addition:
Arjun's eyes swell up with tears and Arohi's face beams with evilness *BG music - Maa song from Taare Zameen Par*
Wedding menu
-beagleboy
I guess Tiffanys have branched out into new business now...they are making heavy indian jewellery...I guess thats where Paddy gets hers made....she mentioned the jewellers were coming home, I guess she meant the Tiffany designers....they are probably going to come on one of DKs chartered flights and are prbly staying at the luxurious hotel simla! My guess is that Nuts' wedding saree is going to be designed by Giorgio Armani and probably has apples printed on it...and Arjun's wedding suit (I mean sweater) is going to be designed by Valentino....You know...they never spoke of the wedding menu-
starters- butta corn soup
Main-apple and corn vegetable
Corn Pulao, apple bread/phulkas
and specially for Nuttasha- Apple fed Punji, corn fed Chicken
Dessert- apple pie
FF by mrifna
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1183726
FF By Aditi
Ok guys I so badly want some romance between AA , and know equally well that creatives are not going to fullfill my wish so decided to do something that I have never done before ..... write FF.
My first attempt so please Bhool Chook Maaf.....
The scene is set AA flat morning after the party.... after the Maha MU ...thanks to the big head......
The first step for romance is to clear MU......so here we go....
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Sur : Di uttho ....main college jaa rahi hoon...
Arohi : rubbing her swollen eyes ( lack of sleep and crying) Sur aaj Sunday ke din college ???
Sur : Haan Di, woh 1st semesters hone waale hain.....extra class hai.... aap uth kar door lock kar lo...
Arohi returning after closing the door behind Sur ....notices Arjun's door is ajar ...he is sitting there ...drinking......
Arohi Looks at clock ...it is 9:00 AM in the morning ...is disgusted ,,,,,"subah subah hi.....kya aadmi hai...."
Goes in her room ...comes out after an hour ....bhook lag rahi hai...chalo kucch nashta bana leti hoon....
Sits down for breakfast ...sees Arjun is still drinking... to herself " yeh itni kyun pi raha hai.... forget it what do I care ....." but inspite of herself she finds herself standing at Arjun's door some time later...
Arjun raises his eyes they are red....his face is flushed with anger and desperation ... spits out
" what ?? "
Arohi : hesistating, tum...itni kyun pi rahe ho....?
Arjun : Tumse matlab? It is none of your business...
Arohi tentatively enters the room... " tum mere flat mate ho....aur koi bhi kisi drunk aadmi ke saath nain rehna chahega"""
Arjun : I am not drunk.....please leave my room...
Arohi : kya tum iss baat se dukhi ho ki ...kal raat mujhe maar nahin paaye??
Arjun : Stunned , he had not thought that Arohi would overhear his conversation with KS, " Shut up Miss Arohi aur jao yahan se.... tumhe kaise farq padta hai ki main kis baat se dukhi hoon ya nahin....."
Arohi " Vaise hi jaise tumhe farq padta hai ki maine kya pehna hai kya nahin "
Arjun : agar Tumhe meri itni parwaah hoti.....to mere manaa karne par party mein nahin jaati ...maine tumse kaha tha ki Karan Singh sahi aadmi nahin hai...."
Arohi : " Sahi aadmi woh nahin hai yaa tum ??.....tumne waiter ko bola mujhe woh tablet dene ko "
Arjun moves towarde Arohi and grabs her by the shoulder " aur tumne uss waiter se poocha ki woh tablet usse kisne di thi...." agar tumhe meri baatein peeche se chhup kar sunne ka itna hi shauk hai ...to kum se kum poori baat suna karo please.....agar tumne Karan ke saath meri baat kal poori tarah se suni hoti to tumhe sab samajh aa gaya hota ....kaun sahi hai ya galat.... par tumse akalmandi expect karna bevakoofi hai......." pushes her back
Socho tumhaari dress par drink gir gayi....aur you were made to change in such a short dress...karan singh ka associate tumhe khud drink de kar jaata hai..... uss drink ko peene ke baad Mallika ki halat dekhi thi??
Arohi : confused, "par tumne uss se khud kaha ki tum mujhe maarna chate the..."
Arjun: To aur kya kehta Karan se.?.....ki main usse maarna chahta tha.... ? mujhe kucch bolna tha issliye bol diya.... " again moving towards her a step..... " tum soch bhi kaise sakti ho ki Main tumhe maarna chahoonga "
Arohi , with tears in her eyes " jaise tumne soch liya tha ki main tumse dhoka kar rahi hoo...pyaar ka natak kar rahi hoo"
Arjun: desperately " woh meri subse badi galti thi......jiski sazaa main aaj tak bhugat raha hoo....." Arohi maine tumse uss din bhi kaha tha ...I love you like crazy...
Arohi : angry " tumne phir apna mazaak shuru kar diya" tumne khud hi kaha tha ki all you want is to have fun with me.....ek raat aur jaane kya kya ...chee..... tum sirf mere dil ke saath khel rahe ho....aur kucch nahin.....
Arjun : almost pleading...Arohi main uss din jo kucch keh raha tha woh sub sach tha..... woh karan singh peeche khada humari baat sun raha tha , issliye maine baat ghuma di....
How can you even think that I will force myself on you......tum jo mere liye duniyan mein sabse precious ho ....tum jiske liye maine sab kucch chod diya ......apne Dad ko bhi........
Arohi: all confused ....... mujhe kucch nahin pata ...main jaa rahi hoon..." , returns after a moment....
"Suno tumne subah se kucch nahin khaya hai....maine sandwich banayi hai, please kha lo...." keeps the plate on the table and goes....
A tiny smile spreads on Arjun 's face.....through his tears.......
Evening same day ...Sur returns from college ........ all excited ..." Di , Di ...kahan ho..."
Arohi : Kya hua Sur....
Sur: Di Mere saath room mein chalo abhi......
Arohi: hua kya ...kucch to bata...
Sur : Chalo to sahi
Sur and Arohi both in their room....
Sur: Di yeh dekho.....
Arohi : Kya hai....arre yeh to Arjun ka sketch hai .... makes a face , tujhe wahi mila tha draw karne ko...
Sur : arre suno to sahi.....main bahut dinon se soch rahi thi ...ki kaun hai jisne mujhe college mein scholarship dilwayi......
To main aaj apne Principal sir ke paas chali gayi....unho ne kaha ki 1 aadmi aaya tha meri drawings le kar..... jab unhone dekha ki main bahut curious hoon janne ke liye woh kaun hain.....to unhone kaha main describe karta jaata hoon...tum sketch karo......
Aur dekho sketch karne par kaun nikala......
Arohi: totally stunned...... to herself ...." jis messiah ke bare mein main sochti thi kya woh Arjun hai...."
Remembers " How he held her to stop her falling from the train...." how he danced and threw his things so that she and her sisters could get shelter from the rain"
How he manipulated the landlady to accept her without any deposit......
" Kya Arjun jo keh raha tha woh such hai....kya woh mujhse pyaar.........?
2:00 Am in the morning....Arohi can't sleep ... she has been thinking all evening ....tossing and turning in the bed...... finally gets up ...
Goes to Arjun's door and knocks .......Arjun opens the door all irritated.....
Arjun " Kya hai?"
Arohi" woh .... " points to something at the back of his shoulder...he turns his face to look behind...Arohi quickly rises on her toes , plants a kiss on his cheek , and run backs in her room
Back in her room she has her nakchadhi smile on her face...... Arjun all lost ...smiling and brushes his hand in his hair.....
Morning 9:00 AM.... Arohi in the kitchen ..... muttering to herself " iss sadoo ki wajah se Main late ho gayi...." packing her lunch box...... Arjun comes in the kitchen.....opens the refrigerator ...pulls out an apple....reaches Arohi.....pulls her from behind ....and plants a kiss on her cheek......
The tiffin bowl falls from Arohi's hand with a loud clang.......
Bindu Kundra rushes to the kitchen.....all puzzeled and looking from Arohi to Arjun and back.......kya hua...
Arohi: all embarrassed, Kucch nahin aunty .....woh haath se box chut gaya
Arjun walks out of the kitchen nonchalantly , biting his apple......
scene at KS's office......
Arjun speaking to some staff member...Mallika walks behind ...Hi sweet heart......tumne to kal meri jaan hi nikal di thi...kya zarrorat thi Karoo par goli chalane ki.......
AP : nahin Mallika ...maine karan par goli nahin chaliye.....karan knows everything....smiles at her....afterall I will not want to mess up with your big break......
Arohi is passing by and overhears their conversation.....Mallika gives Arohi a dirty stare,,,,,,,,Arohi all cheesed off...while passing Arjun, slyly digs hard , her nails in his arm .... and walks by.....
Arjun...aaah.!!!...his cell falls from his hand......
Mallika...kya hua
Arjun...kucch nahin ...billi ne panjaa maraa....
Mallika .....billi ???. office mein....?
Arjun: haan .........woh........ main abhi aaya..... walks away quickly
Goes behind Arohi......grabs her and pushes her in a room...locks the door......
Arjun: nails kyun maare???
Arohi: irritated, Mallika madam se fursat mil gayi......?
Arjun: woh to main aise hi.......
Arohi : haan tum to bas aise hi...kabhi Natasha , kabhi Mallika......, all fuming, " waise kahan hain miss Natasha Mittal aaj kal....woh to badi close thi to your heart.......aakhir tumhare lap mein baithti thi..... bhutte khilate the uhe ...joote pehnate the....."
Arjun: Arohi woh sab to..." I just wanted to hurt you....coz I was hurt myself" aur tum bhi to kal bada Karan sir ...Karan sir kar rahi thi.......itna ghatiya aadmi aur tum usse sir bol rahi thi.....tumhara sir , pair sab main hoon....samajh gayi????
Arohi: smiling, Jealous .. Mr Arjun Punj?
Arjun: No I am very happy.......bhangra kar raha hoon....
They both look at each other and start smiling.......
Say sorry simultaneously.......
Arohi : comes and rests her head on his Chest...... " Aapko pata hain maine aapko kitna miss kiya "
Arjun: samajh sakta hoon....main bhi kitna tadpa hoon.....
Arohi : I can never thank you enough, aapne jo mere liye kiya, Sur ke liye kiya......
Arjun: .humaare rishten mein Thank you kahan se aa gaya....
Arohi: "Mere paas aapko den eke liye kucch bhi nahin , except apne pyaar ke .....aur........"
Removes the Om from her neck......and ties on Arjun's wrist ...." apne bhagwaan ke"
"Jaise aap ne har kadam par mera saath diya ...yeh bhi aapka saath denge har kadam par......"
END...
FF By Ria
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As Karan guided Arohi into his room, Arjun could not take it any longer.....He was angry and rightly so....despite of asking her to not to go to the party, making sure she does not drink the mocktail and keeping an eye on her all evening he could not save her from this beast! It was his fault...his negligence that had led to this and thus he would have to get things right from here....Mad from anger he rushed towards the door that Karan had closed behind them... his grip tightening around the revolver he had picked on his way!
"Huhh.." He was slightly pushed back by Karan who apparently was coming out of the door...Shocked at the unexpected turn of events he carefully hid the revolver behind his back and tried to make a straight face...his eyes searching for Arohi in the background..."Array Arjun tum!" Karan was naturally surprised to bump into him. "ahemm...." Arjun choked slightly as he continued "Yeah...I just saw you going up with her so thought of....errmmm" Arjun was out of ideas and words...."Haan yaar is ne to saara plan hi chopat kar dia hai....jo Arohi ne karna tha woh to Mallika kar rahy hai..." Karan looked down at Mallika and than back at Arohi sitting almost unconciously on the couch and shook his head in disgust...Arjun followed his gaze perplexed at what was going on. Karan almost pushed him to a side and motioned him to come close "Hey....Listen" He almost whispered in his ears..."Yahan sub muamla garbar ho gaya hai...woh Ganpat hai na...uski to main" Karan looked furiuos "tujhe pata hai us ne Arohi ko bata dia hai kai tu nai us ko headache ki dawa ki jaga party drug dene ko kaha tha." "What!!" Arjun could not hold back his shock...So it was actually his own fault...I chose the wrong waiter to give her the pills putting two and two together, Arjun came to the right conclusion. Karan was still talking to him "....you dont worry! us ko to main sambhaal loon ga but now the problem is Arohi..." he looked back at her "lagta hai goli ka kuch ziada hi asar ho gaya hai..." he muttered to himself "dekh Arjun humain Arohi ko yahan sai nikalna ho ga..you can see there are many industry bigshots here...and I dont want them to find out she got drugged...yeh kissi waqt bhi hosh main aa kar sab bol dai gi and we will get into trouble" he looked at Arjun "tum samajh rahe ho na?" "hmmm haan..." Arjun still could not believe what he thought of Karan was not true at all..."Ok partner so the plan is that you will take her home without anyone knowing it and I will handle everything here...uski behn bhi yahin haina...we have to make sure she stays here a little longer so that once Arohi is home only than Sur leaves" Karan signals Abhay "Just tell her I have arranged for Arohi to meet Bhavan Kumar ji and than we will send her back home directly from there...make sure she stays for another hour or two" Abhay nods and goes downstairs as Karan looks back at Arjun "Hey dont worry" he patted him on his shoulder "just take her home..." As Arjun took a step towards the room Karan stopped him once again "and hey....take my car keys" he placed his keys in Arjun's hands and went downstairs.
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Arjun lifted Arohi and took her to the car from the backside door...She was still dizzy and unaware of his presence...As he drove away from Karan's house he heaved a sigh of relief...Arohi was still muttering in pain "ahhh mera sir"...Arjun looked at her over his shoulder and slightly rubbed her cheek "sub theek ho jaye ga...i will just take you home" he said softly. Arohi slightly turned her head and tried to focus on him..."kia kar rahe ho...Arju....TUM" she tried to sit straight as she looked at him bewildered...."Gaari roko" she demanded. "Dekho Arohi main tumhain ghar lai kar...." He tried to explain but she was in no mood to listen to him... "Arjun main keh rahy hoon gaari roko warna"...as she took hold of the door handle Arjun had to bring the car to a stop ....She rushed out of the car and tried to walk in the opposite direction only to loose her balance yet again as Arjun came to hold her from falling down "Dont touch me" she backed off holding on to her head "Tum....Tum aisa soch bhi kaise sakte ho....don't you dare take a step towards me" she shouted yet again as Arjun tried to approach her..."mujhe .... mujhe us waiter nai sab bata dia hai..." The tears began to form around the corners of her eyes..."dekho Arohi...tumharee halath theek nahin hai...just...just get in the car...i will take you home..." he once again tried to hold her just to hear her scream "Just leave me alone....do you get that...." and the tears began to roll as she murmered a softer "just leave me alone" she wiped her tears and continued "You know what...Mr. Arjun Punj...mera pyaar to kia tum to meri nafrat bhi deserve nahin karte ho..." and to his surprise she came forward and grabbed his collars "suna tum ne....you dont even deserve to be hated!" She stood there, with her pale disdainful eyes upon him....he could see the pain...it was there because of him...he wanted to run away from her but he just could not...the tears still rolling down from her stoner-red eyes...They held him paralyzed... he kept staring into those dark eyes where he could so clearly see the past....It haunted him! He wanted to wipe off those tears but than he knew very well she would never let him do that...he tried to take a step back but she held him strongly enough and to his surprise he hearda softer "Why Arjun....why?" still crying as if her heart would break "main khush thi...meray pass sub kuch to tha" she continued with a pale smile as her grip slightly loosened..."phir tum meri zindagi main aayay aur mujhe laga ki" she tried to search for words "mujhe laga ki mujhe meri dunia mil gayee hai" she sobbed bitterly "mujhe nahin pata tha ki jis ko main apni zindagi ki sab se badi sachayee samajh rahy thi woh tumhare liye aik khel tha...mujhe khud sai nafrat ho gayee hai Arjun" she choked "mujhe...zindagi sai nafrat ho gayee hai" she looked straight into his eyes and demanded "kia tum mujhe meri zindagi wapas dai sakte ho?" Her expressions changed. Her chin began to quiver and her eyes welled up . He wasn't sure how to react. Arohi was always the strong one. But today he saw a side of her he hadn't seen. She had broken down to the point she lost control of herself. She was the same girl who had the most beautiful smile in the whole world....those were the same eyes which spoke volumes when he looked into them...but today they were dead...her smile was lost...it punched him hard inside...as he reluctantly cupped her face in his hands "Arohi" was all that he could manage to say as his tears flowed fast. "kia tum mujhe meri zindagi wapas dai sakte ho" this time it was almost a whisper as she reluctantly came closer to him resting her head on his shoulder her tears flowing unchecked and unbidden..."kia tum....." "shhhhh" Arjun calmed her down as he wrapped his arms around her as she sobbed on his shoulder. He gently touched her cheek, wishing he could rub color back into it. "I'm sorry Arohi...I was wrong...Nothing I did was considerate...I don't deserve you...whatever you say...likin mujhe mauf kar do Arohi...I cannot live without you....main tum sai beintiha mohabbat karta hoon" He pressed his lips to her forehead just to find her unconcsios in his arms still holding on to him tightly. He tucked her hair behind her ears and kept looking at her angelic face for quite some time before he realized it will get late...so he took her back to the car and drove home. Thankfully Sur had not been back yet and Arjun carefully took Arohi to her room. Before leaving the room he only allowed himself a few minutes to kneel down at the bedside, and looked closely at her...close enough to feel her breath flutter his face. She stirred in her sleep and murmered his name--but without waking. He lingered for an instant at the door to look at her...as he left he knew exactly what he had to do in the morning.
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As the bright rays of the sun seeped in through her rooms' curtains, she slowly opened her eyes...It was late and it was after quite some time she had slept for that long! She made an effort to get out of bed...her head still spinning. It was the unmistakable smell of the violet flowers at her bedside table that finally brought her back to her senses! As she stared at them with eyes wide open, her hand slowly went up to her cheek and she could still feel the warmth of those angel hands...her heart raced as she jumped out of her bed trying to remember who brought her back home...she definitely knew he was there at some point in time but than she was missing out on most parts of it!
She almost bumped into Sur who was coming out of the Kitchen "Di...Good Morning" Sur was almost ready to leave for college... "Haan...." Arohi gasped for breath "Good...good morning...tu kab aayi?" She looked at Arjun's room....it was closed. "Aap ke baad...jab main aayi aap so rahe the...Kia kaha Bhavan Kumar ji ne?" She asked as she packed up her bag "Bhavan kumar ji nai?" Arohi murmured trying to remember what happened last night. "Challo di..baad main baat karte hain..meri bus nikal jaye gi...haan by the way aap ke liye Bhavan Kumar Ji ka phone aaya tha...aaj aap ki pehli recording hai so he wanted you to be on time...aap jaldi sai studio pohanch jain...ok bye" and Sur rushed out of the door without even looking back at Arohi who was lost in her own thoughts...She had to talk to him...she went ahead and knocked at the door..."Arre beta woh to chulla gaya" Bindu Aunty announced as she entered the living room...."Kahan challa gaya"...Arohi tried to sound casual "Pata nahin kahan....humain kia" she said nonchallantly.
"Woh to chulla gaya" the words echoed in her mind...Suddenly she felt deserted, injured, miserable. The memories of her past with him had been agonizingly painful, however she had gotten through them and survived. But the fact that he was no more around terrified her.. She felt a sudden bitterness that he could leave her so soon and so entirely. She stood there, hugging herself tighlty as the tears began to roll down her eyes. Why am I crying...I wanted him to leave...I hate him she tried to reason but could not get rid of those words echoing in her mind "main tum se baiintiha mohabbat karta hoon"...she covered her ears just to stop those words from haunting her...but in vain!
"Beta kia hoa....tum theek to ho?" Bindu Aunty snapped Arohi back from her thoughts. "Ji...ji main theek hoon...woh bus mera sar thora chakra raha hai" she blabbered out an extempore explaination not that Bindu Aunty was interested. "Acha dekho beta...main kuch dinon kai liye apni behan ke pass Delhi jaa rahi hoon...to tum ghar ka khayal rakhna...yeh chabian rakh lo" she handed her a bunch of keys and just on second thoughts added "mmm aur haan ... woh larka tha na...kia naam tha us ka....Arjun..woh apni kuch cheezain shaid bhool gaya hai...woh main nai wahan cupboard main rakh din hain...agar woh lene aa jata hai to us ko dai dena....waise main to kehty hoon na hi aaye...tum larkian akailay ho gy mujhe to woh sahi admi nahin lagta...ya to main woh saman saath waali aunty kai pass rakhwa doon" Arohi had to grab her as she started to walk towards the cupboard..."nahin aunty rehne dain...main...main manage kar loon gi...you dont worry...have a nice trip" Arohi had to give some desperate explainations before Bindu Aunty got convinced and finally left.
She did not know what she wanted to do or where she wanted to go. The fear that she might never see him again was enough to drive her insane. There were memories that she was unable to place as to whether they were a reality or just a dream. Ofcourse it was a dream, it isn't true....it can't be true... she whispered to herself. But she could almost hear those words...she could still feel that touch! She found herself going through the contents of the cupboard. Among other things what caught her attention was a small diary. Reluctantly she picked it up and placed it in her lap as she sat on the sofa. She flipped to the first page, than the next. His handwriting danced accross the paper, sometimes even and at other times cramped, as if he was agitated! Her heart took up a frantic beating as she scanned through the pages learning all he had suffered for her sake. She was not sure how long she read hits and parts of the diary. When finished, Arohi hugged her knees to her chest, and for a long time she stared into thin air, as if absorbing the pain he went through, finding the place of every detail in her heart. After half an hour she stood up from the sofa, sure of one thing....She could not let him go!
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"kia tum mujhe meri zindagi wapas dai sakte ho"...despite the chaos of the busy train station in the heart of Mumbai her voice echoed in his head! It was not an easy decision...it never could be! All these months he had spent hours thinking about this moment of truth, planning for it and dreading it, BUT still it did hurt him! He very well knew that her life and her reason to live had been shaken by the blow she got from him but hearing it from her was painful...Even when he held her so close to him there was a place in her heart he could not get to...and he could see with a fatal perspicuity that there was no way he could get there without totally shattering her! and that he could not do....
First thing in the morning he had walked into Bhavan Kumar's residence and handed him in person Arohi's CD...It was only today that he realized his partnership with Karan Singh was not a mindless decision...He had given her, her life...or he would like to believe he did!
His job was done...he was no more needed in Mumbai...But he was restless...as if wanting to find a way out of the truth. But there was none. The fight inside him morphed into desperation and defeat. He knew there was no turning back once he leaves...but than he had no choice...It was too late...too far gone for forgiveness!
A pale smile formed on his face...atleast he tried to fulfil his promise to God! and now since she does not need him anymore he has to silently move out of her world! Reluctantly he boarded the train!
tanha tanha yun phira
apno mein reh kar akele
aisa gira na uth saka
main chala
lamha lamha ghutan hai
aankhe bin tere nam hai
mere jalte jahan mein
bas yehi ek gum hai
dil ki viraniyan dhundhe tujhe
raahon ke fasle kyun badh gaye
kaise yeh zindagi jo hum jeeye
isne aasun aur gum diye
main chala
ankahi yeh kahani
bin kahe hai sunani
lab pe khamoshiyan hai
aashko mein hai rawani
saanson ke silsile thamne lage
lafzon ke shabd yeh bujhne lage
lamho ki aag mein kuch yun jala
mein aap se hi kho gaya
main chala
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pehli baat apni zindagi jeene ke liye kissi aur ki zindagi kharab mat karna
doosri baat har dhoop ke baad chaoon zaroor aati hai
aur teesi baat main chahti hoon tu nai jo bhi sapna dekha ho woh poora ho jaye
meri tamana hai kai koi aisa aayay teri zindagi main jo teri zindagi ko sapno sai bhi ziada khubsoorat bana dai....
"bhai sahab....woh shimla ki train" she was breathing heavily. "Platform No. 10 on the right...5 minute main nikal jaye gi" But Arohi was not in sight to hear what he was saying. It was after a long time her heart did not feel like a stone. Her tears, like the rain which after a long drought purified the atmosphere, refreshed her almost broken spirit. She could see the platform and could hear the sharp whistle of the train leaving the station!
aur yaad rakhna jub kabhi tujhe aisa lage kai zindagi hathoon sai choot rahy to dor!
and she ran.. she knew he would give her his hand, would stay by her side...and would take her towards life, towards her destiny! Just as her Mom had said! and she grabbed that out-stretched hand just to land in the comfort of his arms!
"Arohi Tum--"
"Shhh", she hushed him. For a long time they kept looking into each other's eyes and didn't have to say a word. There was no need to. The love in her eyes reached straight to the depths of his heart. Two trails of tears overflowed onto his cheeks and she wiped them, took hold of his shoulders and looked straight into his eyes
"agar tum dai sakte ho aik pal ke liye zindagi to main bhi aik dil kai liye dunia dai sakty hoon...Bus Itani Mohabbat Hai!"
She hugged him tightly, and when they kissed it was long, tender and infinetly sweet--A fulfillment of what had been only a hope, a longing.
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The End
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Award acceptance speech
By Viss
HE IS PERFECTION PERSONIFIED!!!!
ARREST WARRANT
TO: Anu-reddy
From:Mumbai court of law
Plaintiff: Arjun
This is to inform you that u have been accused of toturing Mr AP with your ever increasing to-do list. Listed below are the various CRIMES on which you will have a trial on:
CRIME1: "Hil-Hil ke chaal ..both hands and legs on the body plsss"
Arjun: How many things you want me to CONCENTRATE on lady?? 😕 *hands on hips* apart from memorising my dialogues and bearing Aro who's YAWNING during our eyelocks *hits head on the table*
CRIME2: Sit steadily in the car
Arjun: Aro ko dhekhtey he I cant stop my hilofying *embarassed* 😳
CRIME3: eyes need rest use a cucumber
Arjun: ok I'll consider that
CRIME4: Hit the gym...PUNJ mansion's GYM is perfect
Arjun: *muttering* need permission from Ekta Ma'am 🤔
CRIME5: Smile sometimes still fake pls improve
Arjun: I'm working on that ALREADY *disappointed* 😕
CRIME6: pls pls I beg u... never ever sing on screen.... ***watch SBS , u will know what Iam talking abt***
Arjun: ab Aro nay itnay pyaar say ☺️ kaha thaa mein mana kaisay kerta 😳
CRIME7: Guitar se cricket nahin kelhthe ***I love cricket ,so pls dont play cricket with guitar ***
Arjun: acha..mein toh Aro ko impress kernay ki koshish ker raha thaa 😕
CRIME8: fight for NUPUR in NO-PUNJI-LAND which is enough sazaa for NUPUR..
Arjun: WHAT? 😲 Ban my Punji ki kunji from punjiland so that all the customers DIE out of hunger? 😭
CRIME9: To do list is sending Jitters to PUNJI back home in Mumbai..and he must be having nightmares as u said
Arjun: YES! I'm having nightmares 🥱...proof: my baggy eyes *sigh*
CRIME10: Anu bowled over by KS ... He is truly amazing, funny , witty, humorous ,good looking. Just would love to see more of him... .
Arjun: I thought you were loyal to "me" *raised eyebrow*
CRIME11: Poor guy we commented abt his mobile, so kept it aside and couldnt live like that. Today he had his mobile still his hands were all restless ...
Arjun: still restless because of your To-do list..arrrgh 🤢
CRIME12: He will have to work really hard to get into my good books
Arjun: why do u want to challenge me to get into your good books *nudge*..why is it important for you?? 😃
CRIME13: I again promise u...hath mein hath rakh kar.. Still loyal to PUNJI.
Arjun: Loyal? My only loyal sevak is Nupur *smirk*
CRIME14: Mein PUNJI ko PERFECT bana ke hi chodoongi...
Arjun: aur mein mehnat 😎 kerta rahoo gaa *sigh*
CRIME15: there is no way PUNJI being PERFECT.. he can near PERFECTION if he tries hard though
Arjun: *cries* 😭 *hits head on the desk*
Thus, the court has summoned you to appear for a trial on 18th April
1. Arjun wants to torture Arohi....Arohi is Jhansi ki Rani
2. Their worlds collide
3. Circumstances bring them closer
4. They begin to understand each other
5. They get feelings for each other
6. They confess
7. Lovey Dovey Moments
8. Misunderstanding
9. Go back to step 1
5% on sets (you guys are like WHAT!!! There are sets used in this serial...i thought they were shooting the whole serial in ekta's backyard but noo guys there are handful of sets used ex) P&M building, road for stunts...etc )
10% on extras....this serial shows more importance to the extras than the main lead ex) moti aunty, P&M gossip team, guy who flirts with arohi....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_I-spGQCpA&feature=channel.......
2%....on clothing...only reason the number is soo HIGH because i like Natasha outfits
1%-10% - ekta pays her writers depending on how insulting the dialogs are.....so dialogs like "middle class, old baggage" gets more money....(the romantic dialogs are great )
0.5% - story writers...typical BT ..bakwaas....i swear if only they used the addas help .the show's story would have turned out soo much better....( n they do take addas help lol)
15% -- actors are great :)
Sooooo in the end ekta saves at least 60% from her budget by :
Making her actors do their own stunts
She does playback singing for the episodes
Grows her own apple trees
Using the same concept from past BT serial
Recycling sets & clothing
And if all fail use her TRP weapon HITEN :)
Arjun-Arohi-Wedding Night
-Karishma & Boby
Arohi: Ok sir, Since you r the boss I can work for you for a year but I have a condition
Arjun: What
Arohi: Please let karan saing work with us too
Arjun: Kyu?
Arohi: He is so nice, He promised me that he would share whole apple ka bageecha with me .....
Arjun: all fuming
Arohi: And since he doesn't know anyone in simla, He is staying with us at SUKHNIWAS... My baba also likes him a lot...
Arjun: Apne ghar me rakhne ki kya jarurat hai?
Arohi: Baba wants me to think about him for marriage so you know I don't want to make same kind of mistake i did like before....
Arjun: I don't have anything opening for him at this time..... All fuming.... Hilling julling not only his body this time.... His Pineapple hair too
Accident-Seq-Follow-Up
-Minnie
Abhi toh our ears have more torture coming..
1. When the doctor tells everyone Arohi is in coma
2. When Sur, Antara and Purvi learn that HP flew off and died
3. When Arohi learns she has gone blind (no sure if she's going blind but if she is.. drums will be in full stereo sound)
4. When Arohi learns HP flew off and died
5. When Arohi learns Arjun is responsible
List-Of-Ekta's-Crimes
-Adda Gang
33.She is breakin social norms..From ages we were hearin in stories tht Hero-heroins are made for eachother..And she marry thm more thn 10 times and get thm together whn thy hv their grandchildz...
34. She portryz Nari-Shakti as a vamp...As a conspirator..(added by Viss)
35. Misleading the audience with numerous BD's. Please do not start the same with the Main Leads!!..n thats a WARNING Ma'am!
36.For Lack of Continuity of story line!
37.For endless waitng (on our parts) only backed by awkward and absurd conclusions!..always done in a hurry and draggin the serial till then!
38.For appointing a creative team...with same amount of creativity yet again!..incapable of being able to think outside the box!
39. for arousing suspense without delivering end results (eg: Rupali's case for isntance, what Purvi made for bf the next morning after the wedding)
40. For reliving memories not aired and unshown to us in the first place!
41. For taking the story line forward at so many occasions and leaving us in Oblivion as to how!(eg. when Savita got to know bout the truth of DK & Rupali)
42.For a sketchy sketch of Natasha's charachter...what does the gurl want?..is she good or bad as a charachter?..or jus plain fickle minded???!?!?! WE NEED AN ANSWER!
43.For terminating one of our most loved charchters Dhonz without any prior notice or even after that...and for no apparent reason. Compared to all the extras HE was the only one who played his part well!!
44.For crippling one of our main charchters in the days to come!
**Critics by Mandy.
BT-Creativity-Stands-For
-Sonia
C - Crazy
R - Retarded
E - Egghead
A - Awry
T - Terrible
I - Insolent
V - Vague
E - Erratic
S ' Slobbish
BT-Stye-Advertisement
-Nupur
A to B:- I have NO patience....
Bto A:- How Can you say that darling....you watch every episode KMH
Ding Dong....Patience power badani ho....toh KMH dekhiya....KMH dekhiya.....KMH dekhiya.....
Ding Dong!!!!
can almost picture Him singing your Pardesi song........has glycerin wala ansoo...then breaks down...takes a big sisski.....and falls down crying.....
Me Looking all this .........comes running out......Nahi Swami & start singing.....
Kiska Ka ye Tumko hai Intezaar main Hoon Na
Dekh Lo idhar Toh...ek baar....main HOON na......
Arjun-Arohi-Purple-Dress
-anuT
Questions-Answers-May18'09-Epi
-Anjana & Karishma
More Questons:
1)Where is Bua?? last time i saw her was on tv.. promoting rakhi sawants swaymwar😆😆😆
2)What was the convo between Pithashri and Maddy after the engagement mishap....which maddy the gay one or maddys puppet mohan....what is mohan going to say he just follows paddys orderss wiped for life🤣
3)What is going thru salil after his closefrnd and nuts ki engagement mishap.....still honeymooning and wedding dance pratice...(he has listening problems remeber) still thinks arjun is getting married to nutts😕
4)Did purvi tell salil abt the supposedly grtttt love story of this centry?..anu 😡...dance practice more importanttttt !!!!! dont you get it 😆😆...
5)How come dost pushing trolley which was in arohi's room not visible to her??..remeber we talked about arjuns "stretchable/rubber hands" thats how he pushed it...and what aim the trolley landed directly where arohi was standing👏...(it would have been funny if arjun pushs the cart really hard and arohi falls🤣 i am soo mean.)..emm arohi probably saw the trolley but didnt have the enery to walk over to it...so she used her magical powers to bring the trolley over to her🤣
6)What happened to the purple mishap??what purple mishap...arjun lost his car for this purple color what more do you want 😆😆😆
7)What is nuts thinking now a days?? anuu you are asking me this quetions...how could youu😭....apples apples apples😳😳
Dost-Survival-8lakhs
(ref May20 2009 epi)
-Anu
How he gonna save money:
1)Sleeping on mumbai roads
2)drinking road side pump water
3)fasting for years
Diff ways he can earn money :
1)Mouthorganing KMH title on mumbai roads and earning money?
2)Pulling carts
3)Driving taxi's...we know he is a goooood driver
4)Aukad lectures at rich kids school and colleges...they need it for future naa...and he is too good with it
5)Sanskrit lectures at schools / colleges.....pavitr and paschyatap type will easily get him a job
6)stealing ....we all know how good he is
Arjun-Budget-Planning-8lakhs
(ref May20 2009 epi)
-Anu & Karishma
Karishma :
fine anu hahahah i will use the money for something else...
but look its your dost and our punji soo have to get him AC.....
need LCD soo atleast he can watch arohi sing.....
razor because he becomes really hair in that jaill and you know how how it gets hot and all....
designer manish malhotra jail wear....(if KS can be hip why cant AP be hip too)....
food from the best hotels....
gym equipment (do-list)
Anu:
Now that looks like a proper budget...
KMH-Going-Dumps
(ref June 1st 2009 epi)
RKA-Awards-Threats-For-Not-Voting
-Karishma
will have to watch KS dance 10 times a day
watch purvis acting
listen to KSs cheap dialogs
will be forced to look at KSs cleavage wala silver shirts
will be forced to watch all yes i mean ALL the episodes from last week hahaha yes they were bakwaas episodes...
will be forced to listen to arohi ttalk to her self...about how much mumbai sucks blah blah....
i hope thats enough 😆😆😆
By Minnie
@ Anjana - Pole Dancer?? 😆😆 Me want to see AP the Pole Dancer.. that poor pole will start swaying like hilta khulta Punji and throw him off it.. 😆😆
By Nupur
Anu: Patience Personified
Ria: Comeback Illustrator
Karishma: Photo shop Illuminator
Anjana: Past-Present-Future-Proclaimer/Elucidator
Minnie: Free-Fund-Epitomiser
Addians: Show - Tell - Gel Venters
By Aditi
I agree nothing will happen today...though don't think it is a court holiday ...agar hoti to hearing date hi naa milti ....by Indian judicial syatems record two possibilities 1) the lawyers go on a strike or the 2) judge merely gives date for next hearing.....remember Sunny Deol screaming taarikh pe taarikh .....
By Ria
People dont believe in changing clothes in KMH....This show should be renamed as Kitani Recession Hai...atleast it would serve some purpose...the economists can use it as a case study!
2. There should be a Disclaimer saying : Lawyers are STRICTLY advised not to view the show!
3. If Arohi has selective hearing disease (SHD), how can purvi stay behind...Its in the family you see!
4. I miss the LCD the most...the only thing they left back in shimla...otherwise even P&M premises, the mobile bridge and the mopst famous Bench have all been conveniently moved to Mumbai!
By Nupur
@ Tongs...
In that case.......You be the higest bidder.....get him...and share him....
We will go back to the old Male Draupadi Model!
Mon- You
Tue- Me
Wed- Boby
Thur- K
Fri - Free for all
Sat Sun we give him weekend chutti!!!
By Ria
@Anu: *Running after you with something in my hand*.....😡😉😡
Your post will do the following:
😉Mr. Gupta reading the adda bored to death.....and suddenly comes accross Anu's post...reads once...than twice...rubs his eyes...*yess....brilliant....how come i never thought of this....I am so glad I found it before Madam's ultimatum to write the OM Moment got over...." picks up a piece of paper...writes down the scene...*all proud woud* runs to Madams office....breathing heavily "here you go madam the OM Moment...it took me two weeks to think and write this scene but I am sure this will help us raise the TRPs...." Madam is inquisitive....He continues "See the OM will be the proof of Arjun's love....when Arohi will see it on his wrist just a moment before he is going to be hanged...she will put the puzzle pieces back into place that it was Arjun who was the GARDEN angel...who was always protecting her...this will be followed by a dramatic scene where she will stop the proceedings and save Arjun" Madam is smiling...she wants to see the final scene since it will have her favourite Karan in it! everyone's happy!
Minnie
Minnie
Added by Karishma
Added by Minnie again
Aug 1 is Romance Awareness Month!! 🤣🤣 KMH needs that day desperately.. AA go stand first in line..🤣🤣
Followed by Friendship day on Aug 2 and Raksha Bandhan on Aug 5.. Aug is a happening month for all relationships on KMH.. watch out! 🤣
An
At 8 PM, me was like, ok... high time, me need to watch this beastest show and not bunk. So, me all excited after a week. Smiling broadly, happy, finally me watching the beastest show in real time and Minnie not spoiling my entertainment by her constant yapping... (Kitna ladki bolti hai)
Party going on... "Great, we need parties to celebrate "Post Lecture Day." There is a surprise planned for Vandy, "WOW, Big Dhamaka Day." There comes our lovely, beautiful, epitiome of acting culture in the beastest dress... "Color of the Day" My eyes started blinking seeing the dress... in joy of course.
Before I forget, it was "Another entry day" kabhi mein usko dekho, kabhi mein ghadi ko dekho, aur socho, kaha dekha hai ish latest bandar ko.
Should I continue to prove that I actually saw the beastest episode till day?
Dhondu ... 😭Tussi aayee, bahar aaye, tussi gaye, Purvi ki bahar aaye... 🤣 phir
"Purvi Eloping Day" ho gaya.
Aruna
@anu...the funniest scene today was when they enter arjuns room.....instead of everyone looking worried this is how ppls expressions were
purvi: 🤔
sur: 🤓
arohi: 😕
Arohi ; " Sir aapke liye first time hai ...to kya mujhe 500 logon ka experience hai?" 🤣
12th padaav... punjiance twist 😉
13th padaav....get ready to earn slaps from your gf 😆
14th Padav...Twist, Twist and get Twisted.. 😆
Sandip jee ne wada kiya, Vikas jee ko naya wada yaad aaya.... in sab ke wade aur musical chair mein Punji bechara twist twist karne laga ...
Twisted, Twisted Punjance ko dekh Umbrella devi ko aaya gussa, aur Arohi se boli: rain bhi hai, night bhi hai and road mein no one... show your jhasi wali jalwa...
Jhasi wali Jalwa, Arohi,
Dekha tumhari Jhasi wali haath 🤣 🤣 🤣
Yeh kya hain naa K (Karishma), ki iss DEPTH ke barein mein kitna sochogi utne DEPTH se pachthava hogi, kyun ki yeh jo KS ka revenge plan tha woh CREATIVES ne itne DEPTH se socha nahin tha.....mein yuhi soch soch ke dhimak par zor dalne ke baad mere dhimak ke DEEP corner ki bulb jali ki , KS eek psycho hai aur uska plan ka DEPTH sirf empty hole hai , exactlly like the guy;s head who thought of that revenge plan 🤣. Enough or kya phir se eek aur DEPTH wali post likhun. Waise yeh DEPTH wali post likh likh ke mere dhimak ki fuse udgayi . Tum phir se DEPTH ke baren mein Q poochna chodogi tho mein badi DEPTH se tujhe thank u keh doongi. Yeh meri DEPTH se bari DEPTH wali promise🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 here comes punji jr. again..🤣🤣🤣..waisey anu are you blushin because of our hugs, or is it a spill-over effect of today's episode part 3???? 😆😆😆..i have my serious doubts 😆😆😆
as about punji jr., karishma, we all want the baccha so badly (even more than his/her own paernts do!!! 🤣🤣), that ab to "sari kayanat has to conspire to get it done" 🤣 (creatives please read these posts !! we have a severe demand 🤣)
Transformation word of the day
KMH has transformationssss everyday...you must be wondering how how?????.....we get new transforming creative who transforms the story everyday...we are soo confused in this trasformation that our brain is transforming in to an rotten apple 🤢...everyday track transmforming.....actors transfomring....KS revenge plan also transforming.....dubbing transforming.....one day i will transform in to a BT MU/ML wali ladki tooo if i keep watching this transforming show.....when will all these transformation END!!!.....but one thing is clear the KMH song in every contest wont ever be TRANSFORMED....will stay the same for ever....😆
These days we have two stars in the show one of course is and Mr KMH the other Mr Haddi Pakad... ( aka Hari Prasad...) now why has he transformed ...coz he left the juicy kabab (read our dear Punji) and holding on to the haddi ...so me will first focus my attention on these two...
Mr Haddi Pakad ..sir jee kee haal chaal....tussi to ekdum hi changge hoke aa gaye ho...ab je aa hi gaye ho te thand rakho...lassi wassi piyo... ae humesha syaapa na pao....waise uncle jee ..sach bolu ...je tussi upar chale jaande ( nahin uncle jee upar waale flat mein nahin ...nahin uncle jee shimla bhi nahin...mera matlab hai...ekdum upar ..jidhar se waapis aane ki lift nahin milti) te waddi meharbaani hoti.... kum se kum confusion kucch to kum hota... aise hi twadi kudiyon naal akkal di sakht kami hai ... ab ek ne thinking process start kitta hai..to usse galat advice na do.... aur poori baat batao..AP ne accident kiya tha ..but jaan bhoojh kar nahin...and he made ample amends for it by taking u all to hospital and paying for your medical bills...and he was there on your side when you were lying all battered ...asking for your daughter to be rescued...to issliye aadarniya panditjee kripya iss prem katha mein aur badha na khadi Karen.....don't force your perceptions on your daughter...there won't be much difference left between you and DK the guy you claim to detest..... if you will not listen to me, I seriously hope you have a relapse of cancer and chemo machine breaks down in every hospital you go😡
Mr Kabab Mein Haddi...boss tussi to great ho....matlab you have transformed kameengee into an art form...instead of hating you...you bring a reluctant admiration, and abundant laughter... I still have a secret hope that you will not be a true villain , that there will be no villain except circumstances , but some how my hopes are less bright today than they were at the beginning of the week......khair umeed par duniya kayam hai...I know you in your impress HP mission might end up doing some good like getting Abhay Sur married...and I think telling Abhay's mom that "ma da laadla bigad gaya" was a master stroke.😉..of course she will marry him to the first girl she comes across ..no questions asked.....but don't go beyond it....don't come between arjun arohi....the day you do so....you will lose your charm..we are attracted to you by the intrigue,,,by what lies beneath this gregarious exterior...we want to see those past hurts, those little feelings hiding behind this brashfulness...but if all we see is a black heart...you become irrelevant ..fit only to be eliminated...
Ms Arohi Sharma...Darling I know the other day I asked you to think...but probably there was an error in the command line...I wanted you to think, come to a conclusion, go hug Arjun real tight , have a therauptic long crying session and be done with...so that we can be back for some romance shomance.😍..I do not want you to be in a perennial thinking mode...don't go into this never ending looping business that Ria and Anjana are so fond of propagating😉
Mr Arjun Punj : Sweet heart, I know you carry your heart on your sleeve...and these girls like Anj and K always keeps encouraging you for a fight...but honey , remember the first rule of a fight...if you are fighting for your lady love she better be in sight and more importantly best be in hearing distance...think Dharmendar Paaji😉 ...with his famous " Basanti in kutton kea age mat naachna" that's the way to do it..." Arohi in kameeno ki batein mat sunna" 😆then you go dhishoom dhishoom , if she not around... Khali pili bawal karne ka nahin.....don't fall into traps ... anyways all is well that ends well but remember this for future ...ok....oh BTW I loved your swagger yesterday. Even if it was there for a nano second ....the slight smile ..when you said " tab shaya tum mujhse mohabbat karti......."woohooo..." sorry need to get AC on.....itss Hott!!😳
Bas aaj ke liye itni hi advice... have a nice weekend every one :)
Minnie
Punji's cat fight with Gossip Bear..
Let me explain... Punji heard Gossiping Bear gossip about his "swami"... Punji apne pati parmeshwar swami ke baare mein 1 word bhi nahi sun sakta.. Man mein bola mere swami ko tumne aisa bola?? main tere baal noch loonga.. Ooops tum toh takle ho.. isilye ghusse marta hoon... Ooops tum toh rolly polly ho.. isi liye thappad marta hoon.. 🤣🤣
Punji is acting sooooo juvenile.. main mere swami ke khilaf ek shabd bhi nahi sun sakta.. come on Punji!!! At this rate you should have been a punching bag at Arohi's hands.. Gawd you've spoken many more lewd things than that.. .. Ok so the fight was funny.. Next in jail.. Punji and his Bear sitting hand in hand.. 😍😍 whats with that.. find another bench.. Ohh forgot it is Teddy Bear Picnic Day.. Punji and his real life bear were on the police station bench and not the park.. kya farak padta hai?? 😉
Early morning, drops of rain were humming, and when the day started to shine, they started to croon ... now they are dancing in full flow on the beats of monsoon. It's a bliss watching the rain, and listening to its tap dance. 😊
The Time Machine holds "The Second"... not the last second and not the second to come. But, time is what we talk about--whether it's lost time or the time to come. Punji and Arohi lost so many seconds of togetherness. In the present second, they are handicapped by this lack of togetherness, and that stops them from dreaming about seconds of togetherness.
Many seconds ago, both were a little awkward when it was their first rain time. The novice understanding the steps of a man in love, and the girl gleefully enjoying all the attention and protectiveness. Innocent days of love-- the dreamy hum...
It was not that later the seconds were devoid of rains but they just fizzled out--scrapped for crushing hopes. Created a chasm because at two different seconds two souls realized. Also later, one soul could not clearly hear the beats of another in the downpour, and see the wet eyes of a drenched broken man.
It rained again couple of seconds back-- can we hear the crooning. Future seconds hold the promise of a tap dance. 😆
Tulli
Mind Chatter
My mind was so chaotic today that I had difficulty interpreting the episode. So, at the risk of exposing myself as mentally deranged, I am gonna walk you through my mind chatter.
[Note: Looking for depth? Please look elsewhere. This post is decidely anti-depth. And too long. LOL]
First Scene: Drivers, Arjun, Chai Stall
ME: wait..no sound. is this the right file? ...ok sound's back...technical glitch. there's Punji. yap. this is the right file. Now pay attention.
MYSELF: Chai? haan. I could use a cutting chai right now. Wait, didn't punji usef to drink coffee? without jhaag. Should i get myself a chai?
I: Shut up! Pay attention.
ME: Oh ho..driver talking crap...oh teri...look, it's the stupid angry face...arjun's gonna get suckered again...this is not gonna be good...wait...swoooosh effects..arjun's stupid face....oh no!..he's getting up!!...& dhoom dham music??...ugh...i can't look anymore...don't do it punju!..
MYSELF: oiy..he's beating the CRAP out that driver...kinda cool!
ME: stop it... it's too much..over silly driver talk?..not good
MYSELF: uhh...no..it's totally cool!..go punji!..my action hero..smashing windows...beating up people...go punji go..
I: u know, he's taking out his bhadaas from all the thapads arohi's given him...
MYSELF: whatever...kick his butt...punjab da sher..
ME,MYSELF&I: wait..here's arohi?!?....OH NO!!!!
ME: aa gayi, meri maa?...dekhna, sab gadbad kardegi
MYSELF: ooh..pretty suit..fresh green.
ME: abbey chup! forget the suit...now he'll stay chup only...she'll create some MU...MU-kahinki!
I: the police are here??!...kya??... even before the fight is even over?..kaise?
MYSELF: i know, eh...arrey, let him cream the dude first...thhoda khoon-woon to tapke..
ME: chhi..you're disgusting.
MYSELF: Rayees-zaada?...bigadaa? ...kis angle se?
I: I know eh?..sharab?..subah subah?..do u smell it?..u loser policewalla?
ME: wait, wait, wait...don't u recognize arjun? ..you arrested him for shooting karan...bhool gaye?... loser
I: chhodo yaar...let him go to police station. kam se kam arohi se to peechha chootega.
MYSELF: haan but yaar arohi's suit is soooo pretty...lovely green..i just love chikan.
ME&I: ...SHUT UP!
Second Scene: Karan, Tikka, Cell Phone, Mission Marriage
ME: uff..yeh karan kahan se aa gaya..jhol karne?
I: like there isnt enough jhol in a-a's life already...yeh bhi aa gaya...bloody
MYSELF: shhh..sunne to do.. kya keh raha hai yeh?
I: like i care.
ME: blah..blah..lipstick tikka..blah..blah..calling abhay..blah
MYSELF: look at abhay man...kitna khush hota hai boss ki awaaz sun kar..jaise koi premi mil gaya ho...bloody
I: did u hear that?!...HP???!! kyaaaaa??? ...omg..they're so appeasing us I-F folks..playing us like a flute!
MYSELF: so? big deal... jeeyo creatives jeeyo...go on KS dearest.
ME, MYSELF, & I: !! hari om hari!!...drastic fantastic..astic.....BLACK BEAUTY??????!!!!
I: did i hear that right?...rewind it...he DID say it....oh...my...god!
MYSELF: wait..it gets better...they couldn't be his girls
...amaavas ki raat (eclipse) ... ha ha ha
ME: awesome awesome awesome.
ME, MYSELF, & I: ok ok...i love the kameena.
ME: well..for now.
Third Scene: Arjun, Driver, Inspctor, in Jail
ME: marathi..yeah..they are in mumbai..sweeet. oh yah, the story
MYSELF: arohi?...phir aagayi, meri ma?
I: she's helping arjun? cause of yesterday..ok...whatever..
ME: look...the driver is blaming Arjun! this is a setup..how cheesy...dammit
I: i knew there was a reason arohi was there...MU-maayi.. but arjun doesnt have money kya?
MYSELF: don't question it..you're ruining the mood.
ME: what mood? ..bakwaas mood. ..thakela mood.
I: yah..arohi will never believe arjun over a driver...gayi bhains paani mein.
MYSELF: arohi would believe a rock over arjun...kya baat karti ho.
I: grrreat..new misunderstand...wake me up on monday.
ME: hey, arjun is talking in his head again.
I: err...look who's talking tulika.
ME, MYSELF: Whatever.
Fourth Scene: Karan Singh, Abhay's Mom, Mission Dostana
ME: KS again...hmm..ok...lets give it a chance..he was funny last time
MYSELF: listen..its the 'no problem' background score...hitesh?..dostana?...ah haaa
I: dostana...dostana...akashwaani? wuhhhhh?
MYSELF: ohh fohhh...DOSTANA yaar, dostana!
ME: wah kya idea hai!...haiy...kameene you are tooooo goood!
I: ufff...you guys are making it very difficult to hate him...make up your mind.
ME, MYSELF: love and hate are two sides of the same coin.
I: smartasses.
Fifth Scene: KS, HP, on Phone
ME: do we care?
MYSELF: not really.
I: next.
Sixth Scene: Arohi, HP, on Phone
ME: arohi...why are u crying, meri ma? u had become so good at hiding emotions.
MYSELF: uff...look, she's blabbering everything to HP...fool...aur kuch nahin bateygi baba ko..but this? this she has to tell him na? uffffffff
I: socho, samjho, phir bolo...she's they're settig HP up to be anti-Arjun. uh duh. isn't it obvious?
MYSELF: bloody...HP glossed over the news that arjun helped sur&abhay....totally ignored it.
ME: wait..did u hear that HP thinks arjun created the accident with HP & Arohi?...what does he mean by that?
I: he, and his daughters, believe that arjun deliberately rammed his car, with himself and his father, into their van. makes perfect sense na?
ME, MYSELF: total rubbish. move on.
Seventh (Last) Scene: Arohi, Drivers, Chai stall.
ME: arre..what is this?..she's going to figure it out today itself??...wakeup!!
MYSELF,&I: wuh..huh?..really??!! i can't believe it.
I: ohhh!..so this was NOT a setup!!...cool...that would have been so cheesy.
MYSELF: yah! ..look..the driver was just covering his own butt.
I: that makes SOOOOO much sense...well played, creatives, well played indeed.
ME: yap...she saw it all, heard it all, and is now cringing. nice
MYSELF: chalo..at least we can sleep properly this weekend....any predictions for monday?
ME, MYSELF,&I: nooooooo waaaayyy!!
BIG BOOMING VOICE FROM THE SKY: Done? Now shut up before they lock you up in an asylum!
@ Sanju - 🤣 Me thinking glass is very symbolic.. I wouldnt be surprised at some corny promo stating.. toot rahi hain nafrat ki deewar.. kya saans le payega Arohi aur Arjun ka pyar?? 🤣
fire! -- thanks captain obvious....at least u know its fire 🤣...i thought u were blind .... 🤓
Celestial! - no arjun u are not from the heaven..no u can not use ur magical powers to save her soo....do it the human way call 911.....ladka gone mad
Mesmerizing! - what mesmerizing....STOP staring at her and leave the building....or ur mesmerizing female will look like a burned toast 🤣
Element divine! - yes very divine element fire needs element water to extinguish it soo goo call the fire ppl 🤔
Can eradicate.. yaa emmm to eradicate u will need to call the fire ppl...🤔
Can create.. create what 😲...pagal ladka...i swear
Just thinking -----u think kar okay...at the police station 🤣....when they find out u killed arohi by not saving her from fire 😡
Me busy writing post and u making fun of my dost?? 😆
Fire : Pyar ki fire 🤣🤣
Celestial : The red fire looks like sun god all burning , so celestial 🤣🤣
Mesmerizing : The view of that room burning in fire mesmerizing 🤣🤣
Elemental divine : Now fire burns with element Oxygen and leaves out compound Carbon moxide 🤣🤣
Car eradicate : Can kill the bak bak queen 🤣🤣
Can create : Can create ash 🤣🤣
Just thinking: Thinking ki petrol dalu aur uss aag mein 🤣🤣🤣
He was talking so nicely and u make fun of it?? BTW india mein its 100 not 911, if he takes ur advice and calls 911 he will also turn ash along with Miss Taan-Pura 🤣
Me heard the Aakashvani of the Day from JP ( Jail Punji) as follows...
"Aur uss raath eek hi baarish mein teen logon ko ehsaas hua ki unke zindagi mein pyar ka mausam aagaya, par unn theenon ko yeh nahin patha ki thodi der mein geometry class shuru hone wali hai..aur uska first chapter is Love Triangles .. uss exam mein kaun pass or fail hoga yeh koi nahi janta tha.. 🤣
Minnie
Aro: Par baba.. main usse pyar karti hoon..
HP : kisse uss nalayak Punji se...
Aro: baba.. aise mat kaho.. woh toh ek heera hai jisse hum pehchan nahi sake
HP: Chor bazar ka hoga isi liye
Aro: Baba main jaan de dungi par KS ke saath kabhi nahi
HP: Tumhe meri kasam hai
Aro: Baba why give kasam you just reached heaven and came back.. agli baar no guarantee
HP: Nalayak get out
Aro: Ok.. pops me going to Punji
HP: Thank god beti # 1 ko bhi ghar se bhaga diya.. Abhi Anty ka kya karu??? Karu karu??? KS ke saath shadi karau?? 😉 😆😆
Anu & Karishma
@Sanju and K : Read u want to love KK?? 🤣
ok KK cant be AP.....they are as different as Sun and Moon or North and south pole ....dont believe me?? 😲😲😲...ok.........u heard it right and we will prove it-karishma 😆😆😉
1) KK lives in car , AP lives in cabin 🤣🤣....kk lives in the set wali cabin 😉
2) AP is one woman man 🤣🤣, KK has 5000 girls around 🤣🤣 arjun has moti aunty....nutasha..apple sharing lap sharing shose fitting..😉😆😆
3) AP hardly smiles, KK laughs like crazy 🤣🤣.....kritika can make KK smile and also cry 😉😆
4) AP talks in english and hindi ....KK talks in confusing lang may be thats what he calls punjabi 🤣🤣 kk multi talented can speak multi languages all at same time 😉
5) AP has mansion and 600 crores , KK doesnt 🤣🤣 arjun lost his mansion and money to prem naa...😆😆😉
6) AP feeds his woman , KK eats off his woman food too 🤣🤣🤣.....KK has enough food to supply all his women(that is if he shares 😆😉)
Moral of the story, thin line between them ....u poor souls dont get confused...me will find out a real life punji for u both 🤣🤣🤣, u can share .....america should have lot of such handsome dudes 🤣🤣🤣I mean dost not KK 🤣🤣🤣............anu anu anu ki hogy wah bhai wah
Anu
kk lives in the set wali cabin 😉😉😉
Soap over he beggar on roads....u want such a man?? 😲 😆
arjun has moti aunty....nutasha..apple sharing lap sharing shose fitting..😉😆😆
Any number of woman, only one in his heart , the one and only bak bak queen 😆😆😆
kritika can make KK smile and also cry 😉😆😆
No she cant , only me can make him cry 🤣🤣🤣
Tulli
Anut
Since most of you did so well on the Math/Logic 101 quiz I set up, here is a follow up. This is a test of your linguistic abilities, How many other names for this entity can you think of?
1) Kali amavas ki raat ....credited to KS
2) Ujhada chaman .....credited to KS
3) HP (Hangama Prasad) ...credited to yours truly
4) Haddi Pisadhi ....credited to yours truly
5) The Fly ....credited to Karishma (pictorial)/Sanju in writing...
6) Aukadless buddha...credited to Soumya
7) Highly Prejudiced...credited to Aakriti
8) Hazardous Pest '.credited to Sanjukta
9) BABA black sheep!!!......credited to Kat
Right now it seems that KS and me have a tie 😆..Please do participate....
The winning prize is : Your very own Action Figure of Guess Who??
What does the action figure do?
It can bounce, it can leap
It can talk aukat real cheap
It hiloes, it jhuloes
Like perpetually standing on its toes
Its rain resistant and fire proof
but bring HP out and it goes poof
It can shake two legs and prance
And pass those off as moves for dance
Its as cuddly as a teddy puppy
As long as its with Arohi......
Anjana
Nightmare Preview
Bua: Karan puttar aaj tu bahuut bright bright aur khush lag rahe ho..
K.S.: ☺️ **thinking about Arohi's smile** Haan aaj din hi aisi hai.. baat hi aisi hai...
Bua: Aaacha... ek baat bata puttar... tujhe meri Arohi kaisi lagti hai?
K.S.: 😃 Kaise batao... uska jaisa koi nahi... itna aacha.... kitna massoom.. aur uska gala mein toh saraswati...hhhmmmmm
Bua: woh tujhe pasande hai na, Puttar? Saach baata? Mein munna se baat karu? Teri liye?
K.S.: Nahi nahi. Buaji.. aap bhi... mujhe pehley Arohi se toh baat karne dijiye ☺️ Shayad woh muhje pasand na kareh?
Bua: Mein saab samjhti hu... woh tuhje baahut pasand karta hai... tu dekha nahi woh tuhje dekhar kitna khush thi... mein Munna se baat karti hu
K.S.: Aap jaisa teek samje.. ☺️☺️
Nightmare Preview - Part 2
H.P.: Aapko pata hai woh Arjun Punj kitna chichora ladka hai... Sheetal ke saat tha... uske saat pyaar ka "nautanki' kar raha tha... pata nahi kissi manhoos waqt mein paida huwa yeh ladka.....Chichora ladka.. ghanda... mein toh
Bua: Usko chhodd. Sun tujhe Karan kaisa lagtah hai?
H.P.: Karan.. haan kaha woh aur kaha Arjun Punj. Ek jitna aacha dusra utna bhura. Karan bahuut acha ladka hai... humara kitna madaat kiya hai. Sur ki shaadi bhi.. kash mein uske liye kuch kar pahta...
Bua: Tu kar sakta hai... usko Arohi pasand hai...
H.P.: 😃😃😃 Sach? Apko kaise pata?
Bua: Woh aur Arohi ek dusre ko dekh ke haas rahethe toh mein usko poocha... aur woh batadiya ki usko Arohi bahuut pasand hai.. woh humari Arohi se shaadi karna chaata hai..
H.P.: Apko pata nahi mein aaj kitna khush hu... muhje bhi aisa hi lagtah tha.. ki woh dono ek dusre ko pasand karte hai...
Bua: Haan mein bhi yeh sochta hu.. Arohi uske saat khush rahega.. dono ek industry mein hai.. saat gaathe hai.. 😃
H.P.: Aacha mein Arohi hi se pooche lehta hu
Nightmare Preview - Part 3
Kat (KK84)
Nightmare Preview
Bua: Karan puttar aaj tu bahuut bright bright aur khush lag rahe ho..kahaa se karidha tuney ye coat? mein sochti hu munna ke liye bhi lelu...usko nayaa detective ka job mila hai na, uske liye bahot changaa lage ga!!
K.S.: **thinking about Arohi's smile** Haan aaj din hi aisi hai.. baat hi aisi hai...wave hi aisa tha!
Bua: Aaacha... ek baat bata puttar... tujhe meri Arohi kaisi lagti hai? Mene dekha woh wave...jab mein jawaan thi tab mein Arohi ke uncle ko aisey hi wave karti thi...iss wave ka matlab jaante ho?
K.S.: Kaise batao... uska jaisa koi nahi... itna aacha.... kitna massoom.. aur uska gala mein toh saraswati...hhhmmmmm - wave! 😳 ab aapne bhi kiya tha wave, mein kaise kahoon!!..mujhe sharam aah rahi hai!
Bua: woh tujhe pasande hai na, Puttar? Saach baata? Mein munna se baat karu? Teri liye? waisey bhi operation ke baad munna satyaa gaya hai!!
K.S.: Nahi nahi. Buaji.. aap bhi... mujhe pehley Arohi se toh baat karne dijiye Shayad woh muhje pasand na kareh? mujhe toh pehle se hi lagtaa tha ke bauji ka screw dhila hogaye!
Bua: Mein saab samjhti hu... woh tuhje baahut pasand karta hai... tu dekha nahi woh tuhje dekhar kitna khush thi... mein Munna se baat karti hu..dekha! humari soch kitni milti julti hai! tumhi Arohi keliye perfect ho!!
K.S.: Aap jaisa teek samje.. (oh balle balle!!)
Karishma & Anu
Arshiya
SMS:
Little Birdie In the sky, dropped potty in your eye,
You look up, you don't cry
you thank god that cows don't fly...
@ adda here is the letter that I gor for Pyaare Bhaiyya .
Raakhi ( arre woh swyamwar waali nahin 😡) aa rahi hain ...aur mera tumse milne ka bada mann ho raha ....sachchi ...Tumne to dil khush kar diya hai aaj kal .....Sunny Tinku, Munni ke paida hone ke baad ...life mein pehli baar itna khush hooyi ....sacchi mein ...tumhaare jijaji ki kasam ....😳
Phir socha in adda walon se kehkar letter bhijwaa deto hoon..tum inki baatein dhyaan se sunte ho na...ab ho hi itne samajh daar ...
Sach mein jab se tumne Do pyaar karne walon ko milwaya hai ... dil garden garden ho gaya hai ...aur uss din jab tumne unhe Terrace par bheja tha ...... haiyye main to sharama hi gayi thi ...par tumhaare jijaji se chup chup kar 20 baar dekha tha woh scene ...hayye woh unki pyaari si nok jhonk ... sach mein mujhe apne din yaad aa gaye ..jab tumhaare jijaji ... cycle par baith kar ...ekdum ticch ho kar aate the ...banwwari lal ke tabele ke peeche.... 😳
Waise yeh batao ....itni saari pappi lete dete hain.☺️....kahin pakde gaye to .. ladki ke baap ne dekh liya to ...bas bhaiyya kuch bhi karo ...yeh amawasya se bacha lo ... chand pura khila do .....😃
Baaki logon ko samajhao ...ki tel jyaada laga lene koi unhe pyaar nahin karne lagega.... tum na uski setting waapis puraani biwi se karwa do ... dono bacchon ki line clear rahegi.....😉
Aur setting karane mein to tum puraane expert ho ...yeh sasur ji aur saasu maa ko bhi milwa do na ...mujhe sasur ji se bada darr lagta ....sochti hoon apni love story mein busy rahenge ,,,to bete ke liye tension nahin khadi karenge.😉....wasie bhi ...haye ....sacchi bataoon ....bete se jyaada mujhe woh handsome lagte hai .😳....unki aawaaz sunti hoon dil mein ghatiyaan bajti hai ..... issliye bhaiyya woh acchi acchi batein Karen ...wahi accha hai.....😃
Bass bhaiyya ...itna hi kehna tha ....baaki sab kushal mangal hai ....ram dulari ..arre wahi bhains jo peechle saal kharidi thi ...usko baccha hone waala hai ..
Arre ek baat to main bhool hi gayi ...bhaiyya tum logon ko nachaya mat karo ...dekh kar badi hassi aati hai ...ab jyaada kya likhoon .....Sunny ro raha hai 😭.. jaati hoon usko behlaane
Woh kya kehten hai ...angrezi mein.... haan
Happy Rakhi
Tumhaari Behan
Imarti devi 😃
Anut
In today's episode I felt the connect between Arjun and Arohi. Even when Anu's dost-turned-Buddhu boy was acting gimme-a-kiss(candy)-or-I-want-talk-to-you-10 year old, or a gravity-affects-me-much-worse-than-others-that's-why-I-hillofy-jhullofy-Leaning-Tower-of-Pisa or shayad-meri-shaamat-ka-khayal-dil-mein-aaya-hai-isliye-tere-baba-ne-paper-uthaya-hai-buffoon. Today I could sense the comfort level between the two and it translated to comic,subtle chemistry. And Kritika was Good in the cockroach !!! scene...What would have been funny was Cockroach ka naam sunkar Arjun starting his Punji dance or whatever similar hand and feet gestures he performs which masquerade as dance akin to Sridevi and Anil Kapoor on the cockroach discovery scene in Mr. India....That was ......
Arjun to Arohi
"Mil gaya humko saathi mil gaya humse gar KS jal gaya
Ho Ho jaldne de....
Chal gaya pyar ka jaado chal gaya humne KS jal gaya
Jalne de ho ho
Tere liye zamana tere liye
aur tu mere liye"
Hum kisi se kam nahhi (1977) 😆
Dreams 'o' Dreams,
You never ever leave my eyes,
Always let me build beautiful castles,
Fulfilling my desire to paint life's wonders.
Dreams 'o' Dreams,
Why don't you promise realization,
And, a perfect culmination,
Why don't you teach me tricks for handling situation,
And, bless me with happiness in abundance.
My dreams always had a prince charming riding his white horse and going down on his knees to propose, and my career related aspirations were also part of the same dreams. While growing-up, I never thought that the subjects of my most loved dreams will clash one day and I had to sacrifice one and walk with another on an unknown path.
I am blessed with a divine voice and always knew that I'll be one of the best in the cut-throat competitive world of singers. My father has built a special shelf that holds all the medallions and trophies that I won in numerous signing competitions during my school and college days. There was nothing more I wanted than winning a big national singing competition and hitting the jackpot of success. Being the best singer was the dream and the rest were mere illusions and a silly girl's hormones playing-up.
I was well on my way to achieve my and my father's dreams and then I met The Man. Love slowly captured my soul and senses, and illusion surfaced as a real charismatic face. I ignored his presence and concentrated on my singing but I was surprised to hear a new voice and that made me restless. I was no longer part of my being; he was pulling me towards his being, and making me his part.
It took a while but I gave in to the calls of Love, old dreams started to dwindle, and life with him captured all the spaces. There was nothing more important than him. Winning a major singing competition was no longer the real deal but decorating our home together became the prized trophy. Real life unlike dreams comes with asterisk and never promises a perfect tomorrow. Dark clouds started to hover, confusion and doubts started to creep in.
Misunderstanding, third party involvement, parents' objections, circumstances, ego, I and him all came together to uproot our love's banyan tree. We finally were able to jump over all the hurdles, mended our broken bridge, and planted a new sapling. However, one night, my ambition revisited my dreams as an urchin, and laughed at my blissful situation, "You forgot yourself and have become someone else. The confidence is gone and you have become a mere follower and worthless."
I woke-up all shaken and perspiring. I have a question, can I trust a man to let ME be ME and not take away my free will. My singing has made me unique and the man has made me special. Many have failed to strike a balance between love and ambition, and have become despondent. Never ever thought two of my most beautiful dreams will be in a boxing ring.
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Minnie & An Company Unlimited
Presents
Punji Jail Tours
Punji in Jail, All Hail and Wail
There finally comes a time,
When we hear the ring of the dime,
We sprint to start a new venture,
Unveil for all the Breathing Placid Picture
View of Punji is on sale,
Miss It and Punji will never get a bail
It's Simple
Pay the highest price,
To get the biggest view prize!
Minnie & An Company Unlimited brings to you the much awaited Punji Jail Tours. The Tour is one of its Kind because WE have the Best Devilish Mind. We offer you the Best View of the Extremely Popular and High on Demand Jailbird -- Punji.
Yes, the same rich lad who hated women all his life and then fell head over heels in love with a beautiful lass. The chirpy lass took his hand and showed him the splendour and beauty of life. The dark clouds of misunderstanding hovered for a while and the passionate lad felt cheated and destroyed the sand castle of their love.
The night he realized his mistake, he almost lost her forever. His pure new born soul made a promise to her sleeping soul. He gave up his life to live her life and became the visible shadow to protect her from all the adversities. The lad even snubbed his proud and calculating father and walked away without any remorse.
Punji willingly became the pauper in spite of being the crown prince of a flourishing empire. Arohi came to the city of dreams to become the singing sensation. Punji followed her to ensure that she sleeps on bed of roses and achieves her dreams. He plucked and burned all the thorns without blowing his own trumpet.
Lots of forgettable drama happened and Punji also stepped in and out of his now home, the dungeon, and he almost killed the then evil man Karu. Sooner or later, your good deeds do pay off, and Punji was soon rewarded with bountiful of unconditional love. Arohi started wearing new glasses and clarity of vision was restored. She saw the signs of Punji's true love and his sacrifices. A man made fire finally burned all the bridges, and she kissed him like an ardent maniac.
Love throws plenty of challenges and lovers have to overcome each challenge before they can open doors to the Forever Together Paradise. Arohi failed to clear the tricky challenge round and succumbed. She ditched Punji who was standing at the marriage altar, and took a U-turn and knocked at the doors of the now good Karu.
Karu and Arohi were all set to get the tag of "Just Married" when Punji killed Arohi's father to stop the most happening news of the bland season. A Passionate Lover, a Handsome Killer, and a Serene Jailbird: He is the Deadly Combination Called Punji.
If you miss the Silver, Golden and Platinum Opportunity, you all are Doomed because He is Simply The Best Expressive Beauty on Offer in the whole wide world. Do not Let the Once in a Lifetime Opportunity Go Waste and Jump in with your Potli of Chavvanis before Ganga Mata Helps Him Jump Out.
What we Offer
Our Product Eyes Speak Volumes and Discount Will Hurt his Doe-Eyes and our Bank Balance. Do not ask for one when we do not offer one to protect the already broken heart of your dearest and unshaven Punji.
Additional Offerings:
Snacks and Drinks: The queue is long and you would like to munch while you wait for the view. We offer the best Punji snacks and cold drinks.
Yummy Punji Pop Corns: 5 Chavvanis
Chilled Punji Cold Drinks: 5 Chavvanis
Peppery Punji Samosa (1 piece): 3 Chavvanis
Hot Sugary Punji Jalebis (2 piece): 6 Chavvanis
Crispy Punji Chips Packet: 7 Chavvanis
Dark-White Punji Chocolate: 10 Chavvanis
Buttery Punji Chicken Legs (2 piece): 10 Chavvanis
Since tears are welcome on the tours
Box of tissues (10 tissues + 2 *free*): 5 chavvanis (limited time offer, while supplies last)
Bucket for tears (1 piece): 10 chavvanis
Dark glasses (1 piece): 8 chavvanis
Emergency make-up kits (included tear proof mascara): 12 chavvanis (every girl gotta look only the best)
Souvenirs and Gifts: Buy them and you will treasure them all your life. A man like him was never born and will never be born again. He comes from the extinct race of sacrificial lambs
Punjance dance CDs: 20 chavvanis
Punji fancy dress photo album: 20 chavvanis
Best of Punji's harmonica tunes and songs : 20 chavvanis
Punji Jail Bird magnets: 10 chavvanis
Punji Frankenstein wigs: 15 chavvanis
Punji Jail House Rock T-shirts: 10 chavvanis (Sizes S to XL available)
Rules and Regulations to Follow:
We do not discriminate. If you have chavannis, the best view is yours.
Our Address: Minnie & An Company Unlimited
Near the Dilapidated Building of BT Mumbai Jail.
We are Open 24x7
Meet Minnie and An. SOON Before MOON Says Hello
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10th April: "Everytime you walk away, you take a piece of me with you there" ❤️
13th April: "And when i first met you, i never would've imagined that i would've such strong feelings for you. I never would've thought i would have dreams about you or miss being by your side or get butterflies in my stomach when sumone mentions your name . When i first met you i never would've thought that i would love you.." ❤️
14th April: "Being with you or without you is how i measure my time" ❤️
15th April: "I wish you could put your ear upto my heart & hear how much i love you" ❤️
"YOU are the answer to my prayers" ❤️
16th April: "My heart is no longer big enough to hold all of the love i feel for you. It flows out into my bloodstream through my veins & into my skin. If you touch me you can feel it...humming beneath the surface" ❤️
17th April: "When u realize that you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" - When Harry Met Sally
20th April: "Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it." ~Albert Smith
21st April: "Love is fire. But whether it's gonna warm your heart or burn your house down you can never tell..." Jason Jordan
22nd April: "Sometimes i wish i were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts" 💔
23rd April: "To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved" - George MacDonald
24th April: "The heart is the only broken instrument that works" - T.E.Kalem 💔💔💔
25th April: "An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet regardless of time, place or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle but it will never break." Chinese proverb
28th April: (dont remember from which website i got this poem)
LOVE Isn't PERFECT It isn't a fairytale or a storybook. & it doesn't always come easy. Love is overcoming obstacles, facing challenges, fighting to be together, holding on & never letting go. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, & impossible to live without. Love is work, but most of all, Love is realizing that every hour, every minute, & every second was worth it because you did it together.
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When you truly care for someone, you don't look for faults.
You don't look for answers. You don't look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes. You accept the faults and
you overlook excuses. The measure of love is when you
love without measure. There are rare chances that you'll
meet the person you love and who loves you in return.
So once you have it, don't let it go. The chance may never
come your way again.
[WAKE UP AROHI]
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Last but not the least,
"Love is patient, love is kind. [That's what Arjun is doing ..isn't he] It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves."
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"Sometimes you have to test someone not because you don't trust them, but to see how much they'll sacrifice for you and sometimes you have to let them go not because you suddenly stopped caring for them but to see if they care enough to come back. You can never find the right person if you dont let go of the wrong, but at the same time the moment you feel like letting go, you remember why you held on for so long. Sometimes you have to forget what you want & remember what you really deserve. Life doesnt give you the people you want, it gives you the people you need. To help you, to hurt you, to love you, to leave you & to make you into the person you were meant to be. I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together"
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Arjun--Arohi:: Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart.
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We can cure physical diesases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair, and hopelessness is love. There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love.
"Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."
"Sometimes we let affection, go unspoken,
Sometimes we let our love go unexpressed,
Sometimes we can't find words to tell our feelings,
Especially towards those we love the best."
"The pleasures of the world are deceitful; they promise more than they give. They trouble us in seeking them, they do not satisfy us when possessing them and they make us despair in losing them." ~Madame De Lambert
"You will never know true happiness
until you have truly loved,
and you will never understand
what pain really is until you have lost it. "
"Many of life's failures are people who
did not realize how close they were
to success when they gave up."
- Thomas Edison
"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream,
not only plan, but also believe." - Anatole France
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"I'll give you the moon at night
I'll give you star that lights your eyes
I'll give you the sun that made just one more dawn
So another day may come
I'll give you my heart and soul
I'll be there to catch you when you fall
When you ask me what I give to you
Girl I'll give it all"
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"Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it."
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"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." and Arjun is paying...😭😭
"The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend."😉😛
"You Can Always Follow Me . . .
But Can Never Catch Me"
QUOTE FOR AROHI FROM ARJUN:
"In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours..."
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By Anjana
By Ria
It is impossible to fall out of love. Love is such a powerful emotion, that once it envelops you it does not depart. True love is eternal. If you think that you were once in love, but fell out of it, then it wasn't love you were in. There are no 'exit' signs in love, there is only an 'on' ramp."
(T.E. Lawrence)
(edited slightly)
"Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will." (Source: Martin Luther King Jr.)
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Natz
"Erica Jong said: ''Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but we wish we didn't''
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Tulli
"Silence is the language of God. Everything else is a poor translation."
Ria
Jealousy is a combination of fear and anger: fear of losing something and anger that someone is "moving in on" something that you feel belongs only to you.
(Wikipedia)
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Natz
Audre Lorde says: "I have come to believe over and over again that what is most important to me must be spoken, made verbal and shared, even at the risk of having it bruised or misunderstood."
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Ria
Kate Winselet in The Holiday says some beautiful lines about the unrequited love! Today I had to dig these out and put them up here! I loved these lines when I watched the movie...never knew i will quote them
"And then, there's another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. It's called unrequited love. On that I am an expert. Most love stories are about people who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories, those of us who fall in love alone? We are the victims of the one-sided affair. We are the cursed of the loved ones. We are the unloved ones, the walking wounded. The handicapped without the advantage of a great parking space!"
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"Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins."
(Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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Anjana
"Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction"
(Source: Antoine De Saint-Exupery)
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DANGER "LIES" AHEAD
"The Greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
(Source: Stephen Hawking)
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"It's not a matter of what is true that counts but a matter of what is perceived to be true."
(Source: Henry Kissinger)
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Sanjukta
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans ' TOTALLY"
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Agas
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Natz
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Aditi
"One may understand the cosmos, but never the ego; the self is more distant than any star."
GK Charleston ..."
"Where you used to be, there's a hole in the world,
which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime,
and falling into at night. I miss you like hell."
"Dil Apne Aap Dhadakta Hai, Dhadkaaya Nahin Jata
Yeh Raaz-e-Mohabbat Har Ek Ko Bataaya Nahin Jata
Agar Ehsaas Ho Toh, Mohabbat Ko Kar Lo Mehsoos
Yeh Vo Jazba Hai Jo Lafzo Mein Samjhaaya Nahin Jata"
"Meri Zindagi Main Khuda Ke Baad Ho Tum
Har Pal ,Har Jagah,Har Ghari, Yaad Ho Tum
Meri Geth Ka Hasil Ho Tum
Meri Zaat Main Shamil Ho Tum
Tum Hi Roop,Tum Hi Darpan
Tum Hi Jeewan Ka Sundarpan
Tum Hi Jeenay Ka Sahara Ho
Tum Hi Sahil Ka Kinara Ho
Tum Hi Chahat Ka Asmaan
Tum Hi Zakhmoon Ka Darmaan
Tum Hi Rooh Ka Karwaan
Tum Hi Se Hai Zindagi Darakhshaan
Tum Hi Is Dil Ki Dharkan Ho
Tum Hi Jeenay Ka Kaaran Ho
Tum Hi Dhoop,Tum Hi Chaaoon
Tumhray Bin Main Reh Na Paaoon
Tum Hi Ratjagoon Ka Hasil Ho
Tum Hi Raastoon Ki Manzil Ho
Tum Hi Ho Meri Raahguzar
Tum Hi Mehboob,Tum Hi Hamsafar"
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Iss baar kuch aisa
mein chahta hoon
Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon
Bhula kar apne sare gham
Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon
Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se
Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon
Apne naam ke saath joad kar tumhara naam
Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon
Tumhe har dua mein boolana chahta hoon
Ho jaao tum meri aur main tumhara
Harr pal bas yehi ehsaas dilana chahta hoon
Tum se hi ki bass mohabbat main ne
Apni sari zindagi tumhare sang bitana chahta hoon
Karta hoon aaj main ye iQraar
Main bas tumhe hi apnana chahta hoon
HaQ ke saath kahoon tumhe main apna
Tumse bass aaj main yehi Kehlwana chahta hoon