#Ria Ka Adda (special): The Adda Kreationz

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Daily we experience KMH through the creative minds at the Adda....living in different parts of the world....belonging to different professions.....age groups......yet all having one common interest....KMH......Arjun Punj.....Arohi Sharma.....and one common goal.......Dissection!

And in this eventful experience we come across some excellent creations.....They are buried in those huge number of posts the Adda generates! Sometimes we go dig them out.....read them and revive the fun moments we have had together....

So here is to those creations.....To the creators of those creations.....To all of you Adda Buddies! I have tried to bring them up as part of a single post (and it will be updated regularly)...

Here we intend to collect the 'general' creations which can be entertaining irrespective of being directed towards a single episode.....which can give us a quick laugh when we need one! which can make us go through those little memories that we have shared on the Forum!

List of  Adda Buddies:😳
(If your Name not in this List , PM secretkeeper or me)
 
 

1.     An12345678: An

2.     Anu

3.     Anu's DOST..Karan Kundra

4.     Anjana

5.     Anjali...xXx

6.     Anut

7.     Amite

8.     Ada24

9.     Aditi_MJHT

10.   aarohi-karan

11.   1dream- Farha

12.   afreen_786

13.   A…

14.   Ahuta

15.   Angel-A

16.   aati1429

17.   AgastyaArchan: Agas

18.   Aishwarya081

19.   Ajpudi

20.   Amanaranjan

21.   Annie07

22.   -Anza-

23.   Aneeshadgr8

24.   Armaridzzi

25.   Arsh_here

26.   Arshiyaa

27.   XArmaanloverX: Zeba

28.   Asaxena/Aakriti89: Aakriti

29.   Ashwitha

30.   Arjuhi_luv_lav: Lavi

31.   Babe23

32.   Beagleboy

33.   Bemyhero4ever: Savpreet

34.   Bhasker4u

35.   Bittu_gupta

36.   BlissAlone

37.   Bugger

38.   Castrafa

39.   Chandni95

40.   Charu_1023

41.   Cherry06

42.   Chinnu_kavi

43.   Coldy07: Sam

44.   Crazee4remix

45.   Daphz

46.   Deewani_neha

47.   desicutie831

48.   Dhoopkinarey

49.   Dhondoo

50.   Dp11

51.   Dukhibahu

52.   DR.PKG

53.   Gin_ger_ale

54.   grsiri

55.   Harshita

56.   Hot chilly

57.   Iloverobbie

58.   inamdaar.sana

59.   Ishan2000: Raj

60.   Iqbal-pallavi

61.   Jaideep&robbin

62.   Jasmine…

63.   Jasmeen_chhabra

64.   Jia1

65.   Jiya-Waliya

66.   j44a

67.   Jyoti06

68.   Kalpanas

69.   Kav_k2

70.   Kdmhfan: Ishi

71.   Kitnimohabbat

72.   Kitfreak

73.   Kittykat95

74.   KK84: Kat

75.   Laney

76.   Lata_mehra: Lata

77.   Lilmizz_Rahela

78.   Loveabletwinz: Annjan

79.   Lovely: Vaishali

80.   Love is fire: Radhika

81.   Luvfindsitsway: Manisha

82.   Lwfw

83.   Mahikhan

84.   Mayah

85.   Manya_dmg

86.   Maybe-just

87.   Mchopra: Shreya

88.   Md410: Arpita

89.   Meow

90.   Me_4ever

91.   Meeranair

92.   Minnemau: Minnie

93.   Mireen19

94.   Mitali_s

95.   Monalisa1

96.   Moondrops: Nandini

97.   Morningdew

98.   Mrifna

99.   music_l0ver036: Aaisma

100.Aadorboseroy: Neeti

101.Nafbangladesh

102.    Nanthini9

103.    Nayela09

104.    Nevil_93

105.    Nims111

106.    Nisha_15

107.    Nupur: Punji Ki Kunji

108.    Np-rox

109.    Pavs

110.    P@ras

111.      Parm_Kaur

112.        Paroma Roy

113.      Pinks86

114.      pinkisluv91: Monica

115.      poulami90

116.      poooohjjjazzzzz

117.      Prakc

118.      Pranii

119.      pratarj

120.      Preity238

121.      Princessuma

122.      Priya86

123.      Princesspallavi

124.      Ragini-juneja

125.      Rahilakiller

126.      rahmona_pakswe

127.      Ria_h85: Ria

128.      Rishita14

129.      Roka

130.      Ruhani01

131.      Sajni786:  Shilpa

132.      Sam111222

133.      –Samiya-

134.      Sanaayuvi

135.      Saunakpatel

136.      Saydie

137.      Sea-Gal: Boby

138.      Somya

139.      Sonia_s11

140.      Secretkeeper: Mehr

141.      sheetal6

142.      *Shifali*

143.      Sho7685

144.      Shnehi

145.      Shreya_rc

146.      Stuti_4u

147.      Sum_Sum

148.      Surfgal

149.      Swan20

150.      Sweetassuger16: Karishma

151.      Sanjukta80

152.      Sssiham

153.      Tailchopper

154.      Tibso9: Aditi

155.      Towatch

156.      Thornewood9: Aisha

157.      Tulli

158.      Tushe

159.      Tvbuff0011

160.      Twitz: Shrija

161.      Unpwetty: Mandy

162.      Urooj92

163.      Vaughn

164.      Veinaaz

165.      Viss

166.      Venkiswetha

167.      Wishfor

168.      Xobabiicakesz

169.      Xxxxminixxxx

170.      –Yas-

171.      Yeah: Manna

172.      Zooni.blue

           ||~The Adda Kreationz~||

            • The Lists
              The Images Poetry
            • The Situations
              Others
            • Qoutes

Notes:
1. Mehr/Anu will update these posts on regular basis so that we can keep track of the Kreationz
2. Totally avoid quoting any of these entire posts, since they are huge in size. Qoute the relevant portion/use the @person format.
3. Kindly only discuss these kreationz in this thread
4. Follow the CoC and keep the thread clean!
5. Share your comments about this thread and make this special edition of Ria ka Adda even more special!
6. Thanks Asfaraz for the ArjuHi Siggie (Part of the Main Banner)
7. Don't forget to press the Like Button....It took some time  to get this done! πŸ˜›

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The Don't Care List
    -Adda Gang

1)Dont care abt Arohi where she ends up

2)Dont care Nuts marriage with Arjun

3)Dont care Aman's marriage with Arohi

4)Dont care HP pregnant ...

5)Dont care Hiten hitting on Aunty..

6)Dont care Salil's Apparent death seeing Aunty with Arjun and Aman.
7)
Dont care Hanish bhaiya comes back from the dead - Pyar Pyar na raha - biwi biwi na rahi -salil guzar gayee
8)
Dont care if HP dies of cancer while singing
9)
Dont care if Arjun never gets out of jail -they lost the key anyhow and Ganga decides to stay with him (she's already dumped her fiance for him) N' we know Arjun likes older women
10)
Dont care if they build a big shopping mall on the land designated for the Orphan's school
11)
Dont care if Nikhil the superstud gets Antara and Sur pregnant
12)
Dont care if Sukh Niwas is wrecked by a bulldozer rented by DK
13)
Dont care where Savita ends up even if its back together with DK after wrecking AA's relationship
14)
Don't care if Paddy and Mohan takeover the company from DK (DK deserves it)
15)
Don't care if Mohan dumps Paddy for DK - I would pick him over her as well;
16)
Don't care if Nuts takesover PM Media after Punji goes to jail
17)
Don't care if Arohi's other brother and bhabhi take control of Sukh Niwas and kick HP, Antara, Sur, Purvi and Arohi to the curb
18)
Dont care if Nats gets pregnant with Arjun's drug-child (Drug-child = she put Ekta powder in his drink n' seduced him)
19)
Dont care if Paddy becomes a typical Saas who tortures Purvi in front of oblivious Salil
20)
Dont care if Dream Boy Salil has an affair with one of his saali's (Antara, Arohi, or Sur)
21)
Don't care if Arjun physically hurt Arohi (made her blind, threw her off a cliff, assaulted her, etc.)
22)
Dont care if Arohi gets plastic surgery bc of hadsaa n' comes back with a new face (ehem   new actress)
23)
Don't care if Natz gets plastic surgery and comes back as Aroh to seduce Arjun
24)
Don't care if Gossip Aunty transforms herself into Arohi or they switch bodies (spirit exchage) to get her men (Arjun n' Aman of course)
25)
Don't care if Arohi loses her memories along with her eyesight n' forgets about Arjun (This may explain why she never visits)
26)
Don't care if Arjun and Arohi die and are reborn n' fall in love again only to seperate.
27)
Don't care if Arjun and Arohi die and are reborn n' fall in love again only to seperate.
28)
Don't care if there is a leap and Arjun+Nats/Ganga's kid falls in love with Arohi + Aman/Siddart's kid
29)
Don't care if the reason Arjun is in jail is that he killed Hari Prasad, DK, Savita, Natasha, Salil, etc.
30)
Don't care if Arjun has plastic surgery (to accomodate actor change) n' returns to Blind Memoryless Arohi, the Superstar's life, as someone else
31)
Don't care if Arjun has plastic surgery (to accomodate actor change) n' returns to Blind Memoryless Arohi, the Superstar's life, as someone else.
32)
Dont care arjun gets married to nutty, while arohi gets married to amen....they all live in the same house everyone happyπŸ˜‰
33)
dont care if arjun comes out of the jail for arohi but arohi has already secretly married sid and has childrens with him
34)
dont care if arjun comes out of the jail...and has to stalk arohi from afar since she probably hates him (after he made her blind by throwing her to a mirror)
35)
dont care if salil has ANOTHER brother some were juss waiting till arjun goes to jail soo he can also full around with arohi...
36)Dont care if ekta has to use another of her TRP weapon after 3 yrs :ronit roy:





 

The Recycle, Reuse, n' Reduce List


 

-Anjana and Ria

1)
Earings;
2)
Clothes (both AA clothes are borrowed from other BT serials especially whenever they try to think outside the uniform for Arohi.  Also, is it me and my prepetual student status, but does not Arjun's new (sweater dress shirt) look remind you of a college professor.  Its certainly reviving all the fantasies I had about my math TA during my first year of Uni before I spoke to n' realized that he was DODO.  No wonder Arohi keeps calling him "Sir" - he looks a bit like "Sir" - Seriously I am not complaining I would looove to be his student😳😳
3)Mirrors
4)
Everything happens in the same garden and P&M (Did you see all the things they have in the same bldg - hospitaal bhi hai - wonder why Arjun hasn't run into HP]  Which reminds me why is this Ladka buttering just Badimaa - uski hone wale Sasur or Saliiyo ke liye kuch nahi - salla kanchoo - challo koi baat nai recession hai bechara ko Salil ke saath cucumbers share karene hai parte hai.
5)Extras from PM moonlight as waiters n rescue DK n' appear in Punji's dreams
6)Dream sequences (Arjun's kissing fantasy being their title sequence - best recyling of scene everrrrr]

7)Dustbins

8)LCD

9)Bathrooms



Arjun Punj Swayamwar Application Form
-Karishma and Adda Gang

1. Name
2. Address
Why do you want to marry arjun punj
Why should arjun marry you

Some requirements:
1. Need to be able to share apples, coffee, clothing

2. Hilling, jhilling is a must ( dont be jealous if at clubs he is a better dancer than you) two left feet always work better than one....

3. Arjun punjj ka first time hai, so needs a girl who is experienced in this field (500 times)
4. Need to know WWF, soccer, cricket (anything that comes out of that sol LCD tv)
5. Needs a girl who blushes more than arjun (i dont even think this girl exists)
6. Girl always has to be confused, or create misunderstandings

7. Has to call arjun SIR..even when you do get married to him BT rule
8. Has to know salsa because its the only known dance in the television industry
9. Need to recycle mirrors, bathrooms, toys with him
10. Needs to be able to stand arjun fiddling with anything in his hands (phone)...i know its very distracting
11. ML problem girls will get first preference
12. Singing ( don't worry background music will be provided even if you are middle of no where)
13. Has to  learn to do hardcore "stunts" (jump of a 2 feet high window)
14.the girl needs to know WWF ...and should be ready to get involved in catfight.
15.Girl has to be dumb when he is talking abt his dard bari bachpan
16.Girl has to take care of cockroaches , since PUNJI is ALLERGIC to it.
17.Girl has to dry her hair even though she is right in the middle of a big storm..becoz punji likes to stare at wet hair and the girl...
18.Girl has to watch all KJo movies ..PUNJI doesnt understand any other movies.
19.Girl has to be very good cook...sply Malpuas...punji loves them
20. Girl must either know how to either make (1) non-jaag walli coffee and/or (2) take jaag out of jaag waali coffee.
21. Girl must know how to take dictation or carry tape-recorder as it is one of Punji's preferred methods of communication.
22. Girl must be accessible by cell 24/7, so Punji can confirm that she misses him.
23. Girl should not be into KISSing bc Punji isn't interested in being that kinda of couple;
24. Girl must wear ripable closes in case Punji needs to hide his face in sharam and/or be willing to wear uniforms style clothes so as to not overtax BT budget
25. Girl must be willing to hide Mr. Punj from Cougars like Gossip Aunty




Why Arjun Screamed (Predictions)
(REF: Episode 58-April 21 2009)
-Anjana and Adda Gang

1.
He discovered Arohi has been renting out P & M premises to Nathuram & Sons, Cafe, Hospital, etc.
2.
He overheard her saying "I love U" to Sidharth, but missed the "NOT"
3.
He heard her say she doesn't like KJo movies
4.
He discovered she's named him "Shruti".
5.
He discovered contrary to his expectations she is not a size 2, but 4 (How did he discover this - obviously because the dress did not fit - Duh)
6.
Arohi said she thinks Hritik is sexy, but because he had just left the pub (eh mansion - eh worry P & M bar) his ears were ringing, so he thinks she said "Prakash is sexy"
7.
He's heartbroken because she her phone broke, so he can't ask her if she misses him 24/7
8.
He must've heard real voice of Arohi when she was singing u know...I mean till now she was using someone else to sing the background score..and now PUNJI discovered that and is heart broken..
9.  He asked Arohi for her OM and arohi has bluntly refused it...
10. Arohi refused to share Malpuas...
11. Because .. he only gets offered Nutasha/Arohi's half eaten apples and here KS is offering an entire apple ka bageecha for Arohi....Yeh kahan ka insaaf hua??.
12. Because he found out that Arohi ate half of his share of Shimla bakery chocolates as a punishment for non adherence to Anu's todo list. πŸ˜†
13. Like Arohi....henceforth he has to be on 'uniform' dress code....Black/blue/brown shapeless sweaters with jeans.......
14. Arohi told him she regularly reads the Cafe and Adda posts....he is too embarrassed now since Arohi now knows about him inside out!
15.  She kept calling him "Sir" (I dont know about Arjun...but i am sure going to give this filmi scream over this issue)
16. Arohi requested him to send one LCD to Sukh Niwas too!
17. When Arjun said 'tumhari aankhen duniya ki sabse khoobsurat aankhen hain', he expected her to say 'nahii tumhari mere se bhi acchi hain' - but she didn't, which hurt his latent H&M ego.
18. She refused to let him rip off any of her remaining dresses.
19. She said the only way she'll touch him will be via karara thappads.
20. He found out that not only is Arohi renting out P&M, she is also making money from loaning out her clothes to other BT shows.





Cure for KMH Hangover
  -Anjana

1. Watch show or even read synopsis from another show (i.e. Choti Bahu) that is stupider n' sillier.  Seriously, it cheers me up.  In Comparision - KMH looks fantastic (fast paced, rational, strong characterizations, no redundant bhashans, loads of lead pair time).
2. Read Anu and Karishma's posts - these girls could make anything funny (i.e the Engagement of Punji + Nutts, Arjun's Swyambar Req List)
3. Watch old episodes (Magic Elevator, In Dino, AP trying to Smile, AP running from Unty at Wedding, AP + Unty dancing, AP feeling up Dhondz) 
4. Read Ria's post for Perspetive.
5.
Read N's post for poetry, beauty n' Blind devotion





Reasons to Celebrate ArjuHi Breakup
(REF: April 20-24 2009)
-Anjana
1. Arjun's single and I am available (N' just stating facts here)

2. After the wedding Arjun will stop wearing "Sir" Sweaters - bc he will be in a different Avatar maybe return to suits πŸ‘πŸΌ
3. HP mightdie
4. We get one step closer to knowing why Arjun's in jail
5. It will hopefully have a positive impact on Arohi's wardrobe
6. We will get to find out more about the DK - Savita story after this hopefully
7. Aman will return to college, so Ekta will have more $$
8. Salil will turn into Devdas - (Why can't I get myself to like him - Oh that's right he's shallow)
9. The engimatic Karan Singh will returnπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
10. We can get rid of the Buddhu Gang - bc there will be no Aro-Arju PM scenes
11. Arohi will stop using the "S" word
12. Mohan will get out of that hideous suit he's wearing at the wedding n' Paddy that overdone sari




Punji The Pathetic Lover
-Anjana & Mandy

1. Girl tries to say I love u - he's no & then go
2. Girl waiting for kiss - muhje nahi karna aata
3. Girl says I trust u to propose tomorrow - he insults her family!!
4. Girl plans shans life with him - He wants revenge n' tears for her
5. Girl wants support; he give her BO (Body Odor)
6. Girl wants shoulder and tight hug - she gets bak bak and bad promises (I will support u no matter what - yeah right)
7. Girl talk romance - he talks rocket science
8. Girl longs for apology - but he struggles n say u know what i mean, which alone take
shim 10 mins to say..by the
time he gets his meanin thru..girl will b snoring!!




Arjun Punj ke Hazaron Naam
-Adda Gang
1.  Arjun Punj
2.  Saaarrruu (Copyright by Arohi)
3.  bereham zaalim (copyright fight btwn minniemau & Anu)

4.  Khooni darinda (copyright fight btwn minniemau & Anu)
5.  Jalaat (Copyright by little girl

6.  Shruti (Copyright by Arohi)
7.  Arrogant Phool (copyright by Anjana)

8.  Ajju (Copryright by Mindless Mommy)
9.  Punji (Copyright by Saardarji)

10. Dost  (Copyrighted by Anu)
11. Swami  (Copyrighted by N)

12. Kaidi 1203 (Copryright by Ganga Rai)
13. Saddhoo (Copyright by Adda People)

14. Sir (Copryright to Arohi, who generously shares with Bhuddu P& M employees)
15. Aatwah Ajooba (Copyright by Sur/Antara)

16. Naughty Boy (copyright by Auntie!)
17. Zaalim Darinda (Copyrighted by Anu/little girl)

18. Dharmindra (Copyrighted by Sardaarji)
19. Bhayya (Copyrighted by Mehr)

20. Hottie (copyrighted by me)
21. Women hater (Copyright by Arohi)

22. Casanova of the year (Copyright by Arohi)
23. Dohra insaan (copyrighted by Arohi during the Rupali MU)

24. Dhula hua baingan (copyrighted by me, applies when he doesn't change clothes for ages)
25. Spineless bachcha (copyrighted by An and me, applies when he is immature,illogical and jumps to stupid conclusions)

26. Nervous twitch (copyrighted by me, applies when he is hillofying)
27. Handsome (copyrighted by gossip auntie/little girl)
28. Big Boy (copyrighted by Nuttz)
29.
Puppy/Puppet (copyrighted by Mandy)
30. Challenge (copyrighted by Nuttz)
31. Shakki hysterical janaani! (copytight Lata)
32. Naazuk kali (Copryright Lata )
33. Jaanu  (Copyright Neha )
34. Pendulum (copyright An)
35. Oscillator (Copryright Anu)
36. Mr Aukadless (
Copryright Anjana)

37. Aukadless PHOOL (Copyright Anjana)

38. Dumb BLOND (Copyright Anjana)

39. Gabbar (K.S Copyright)

40. Raja Harischandra (Abhay Copyright)

41. Skipinder (Kat)

42. Yoyo Ball (Manisha)

43. Pinky Baby (Sanjukta)

44. Hilta Dulta ajooba (An)

45. Rondu Kumar (Minnie)

46. Slippery Dost (Anu)πŸ˜†

47. Clueless chicken (Minnie)



Arjun is a Thief
(Reasons for him being in jail)

-Anjana

1.
Lines (from Salil - he's not original author of Ek Pal ke Liye Zindagi)
2.
Ideas (from Salil, from Aman, etc.)
3.
Boquettes (from Natasha)
4.
Apple (Arohi takes back wish to share anything with him)
5.
OM
6.
Raato ka Needh (Meri, Nupurji ki, etc.)
7.
Clothes (Dhondz)
8.
Rose (Restuarant for Unty)
9.
Parfume (from Salil)
10.Kaam  Chor (from P&M - woh aaj kal Kaam Chor he - actually pehley bhi tha - remember when he leaves Sids and Aroh to do major presentation & again takes off with Rupali)



 



 

Why should Arohi Hate Arjun!
    -Anjana

1.
Didn't let Arohi into the Singing Contest
2.
Had Antara
falsely arrested.
3.
Made Arohi list problems of the "Middle Class".
4.
Made Arohi work while wet and turned up A.C.
5.
Made Arohi work in the dark
6.
Made her drink his jhoota coffee
7.
Called her fat (the dress yaar)
8.
Physically assaulted her while under MU after she took care of him
9.
Tore her Sari
10.
Tore her Dupaata
11.
Yelled at her for trying to help him with Rupaali
12.
Believed Daku Daddy
13.
Insulted HP
14.
Made false promises to her
15.
Pays her less than Sids when she does more work and has to put up with him
16.
Gives her bakwas dictation for his own entertainment/nefarious purposes
17.
Threw cake at her
18. Threw paper at her


A List of Arjun's Phobias

-Anjana

1. Badimaa
2. Arohi (he admitted he's scared of her when he was pareshan that she wasn't at work)
3. Cockroach
4. Parfume
5. Sharing Apples
6. the TRUTH
7. Rain (2 min walk in the rain and he gets sick, Whatever - WIMP)
8. Alcohol (He passes out everytime he drinks)
9. Sorry (he needs to know how to say it and mean it)
10. Happiness (Such a KERALA - this BOY)





The To-Do Lists
-Anu and Adda Gang

ARJUN

1)Hil-Hil ke chaal ..both hands and legs on the body plsss
2)Eyes need rest, use cucumber
3)Hit the gym...PUNJ mansion's GYM is perfect
4)Smile sometimes still fake pls improve
5) I think I'm going to get killed for this one, and a lot of you'd disagree - but I think that AP should tone down his majnu-ness a wee bit - eg he's always apologizing for the smallest things. It was such a relief for me yesterday when he got irritated about women finding moon stars etc beautiful - I wish he was in love, but with more attitude. I know that he goes all out for the people he loves (his dad and Salil), but rt now honestly Arohi is sooo dominating him! Just my POV.
6) Needs to learn how to give a HUG πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
7) Needs to apply beetroot juice for those BIG LIPS ...they are so dark πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
8) Need a hair cut
9) Shave a little..
10)Learn to stand properly...legs parallel...not at 45degree angle

AROHI
1) Remove SIR from ur dictionary.. DEFINITELY a must do..ASAP..NOW!!!
2)Change the dress patterns. Aur yeh nahii ke naya style uthaya aur uske pichhe pad gaye..why can't they mix up styles..uniform ki tarah dresses pehnate hai!!
3)Show some emotions towards PUNJI. Chahe mann hi mann mein..magar thoda toh response dena chahiye!! Also, she should be more understanding. saare time meri badi maa, meri behen ki shaadi, mera competition..she should really act as if she understands his past...not get mad when he's vulnerable and unsure.
4)Talk some sensible things with PUNJI. LOL!! Anu, please elaborate on 'sensible'.
5)Come out of ML abt the DDLJ scene - I doubt the creatives themselves remember that she knows AP pulled her in..his assistant stopped her from entering his cabin in the train!! Unko bhi ML ho gaya hai.
6)Cook some food for PUNJI. Plus any other sweet/thoughtful gestures.
7)Understand PUNJI's love , and reciprocate that instead of going overboard abt the self-respect and stuff. She could try and explain herself better as well and not fly off the handle everytime(and not use the holier than thou middle class argument).
8)Need big improvement in acting romantic stuff. Esp the 'bored out of my life' eyelocks..considering there'd be more of them in store for us in the future..that's the Indian telly version of making out after all!! She should definitely see herself in the lift sequence for inspiration. Adding to it - she should act like she's always 'aware of his presence' and that he 'ruffles her calm' - honestly, if one's in love yeh sab batana nahii padta!!
9) Needs to improve lip-sync ...ab professional singer banne ne ki aspiration and lipsync horrible nahin chelega...πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


SALIL

1)English ....english and english... need a big time change in ur diction. If not hire a dubbing artiste.
2) Salil's clothes too..I don't like his muffler look. Dunno if anyone else thinks so too..
I guess everyone needs a varied wardrobe in this show!!

PURVI:
1) Please learn acting or else quit the show.




How to Prevent P&M From Loss
  -Karishma and Lata

1) Keep arohi at P&M for more than 18 days...(she was the only one seen in an "office" working, even if the  only things she did was...playing with CDs, getting coffee, doing dictation, providing punjis email to other companies.... at least she was doing something) without her the company will go downhill

2) DK, Mohan, salil should start coming to the office.....(only time we saw salil at P&M was when he had to invite the employees to a party)

3) Remove LCD tvs....it's a distraction for us viewers and i am sure it's a distraction for all the employees (it's great to be up to date with IPL scores in the office but common seriously not needed)

4) Stop making the employees of P&M have second jobs as bartenders, waiters etc.... these employees are forced to work at P&M 24/7

5) Instead of gossiping about boss's love life ask the "gossip team" of P&M to watch ekta serials...(soon they will have plenty to gossip about)

6) Stop changing P&M in to hospital, cafe, bar, school, store, jail etc...do one business at a time...

7) assign real jobs to the employees....standing around in circles holding folders and spying on a boss is not considered a real job..

8) hand the company over to paddy lol JUSS KIDDING !!!!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

9) Stop gender discrimination!! P&M is losing out on a great number of good candidates because of this policy!





Why Savita Left DK
-Anu and Lata

1)Fed up of his drinking habbit
2)Fed up o his evil principles abt money
3)Fed up of Mittals sply Paddy
3)DK wanted to complete Mittals in football team creation and she didnt want to
4)DK wanted her to give up her profession
5)She was sick and tired of DK's dadagiri not to mention wardrobe!!!
6)Because he was rondu and chipku and emotionally unstable.
7) He preferred playing chess with Mohan over spending time with Savita.
8) He couldn't understand why she went missing randomly at times.
9) She got fed up with DK encouraging Arjun against taking showers/changing clothes.
10) She hated living with Natasha who was obsessed with sharing apples even when she was a little girl.
11) She couldn't stand Salil's diction as it was driving her mad and affecting her singing.
12) He married her cuz it got him some land deal and after marriage he was just interested in emotionally manipulating and blackmailing her.



 



 

How can Arjun Kill DK
-Adda Gang

1.
Attack him with apples (jusss keep throwing them at him)....
2.
Annoy him to death by marring dondzz or moti aunty (your choice)
3.
Make DK watch ALL 70 BT/ekta serials and keep repeating them...till he gets mentally tortured
4.
Ignore/ avoid him forever...(that's almost like DK is dead)
5.
Tell him there's "land papers/money/treasure" at the bottom of the ocean (we all know how desperate DK is when it comes to richness, good way to drown him)
6.
Force him to consume the same amount of alcohol and cigarettes you had when you were trying to numb your pain from the loss of your mother and arohi...
7.
Make him wear the stinky sweater and jeans...that you have been wearing for weeks.....he will die for sure...and you wont even go to jail
8.
Spike his drink with ekta's special powder
9.
Invite him to ria's adda...i don't know about the other girls but im going to make him suffer muhahahah (evil laugh)
10.
Send his application for Rakhi's swyamvar...iss se bada torture kya ho sakta hai!!
11.
Make Rupali testify against him in court and get women's groups to pelt him with stones.
12.Make him watch Arohis "Aur waise bhi meine itne plans banaye unka kya badi maa"...over and over and over...and he will die out of anxiety to figure out what those plans were...

13.Hook him up with Moti Unty...uski shayari sunkar woh zaroor marjayega...or if not when she feels like sitting down...and he ends up as her bed...mar jayega...unty jail mein ...aur DK hell mein...hehehe

14.Shimla ki uss barf mein leave him out in the cold ...without water ,food and shelter..he will die pretty soon aur woh bhi kuthe ka mouth marega.. **physcho anu**

15.Leave him in a room with Nuts and he will die in 3-4 days...at max...Nuts ke bak bak sunkar..and that too nonsense bak bak..which has no meaning at all..

16. Get him to meet Mehr... Her shoe shop needs inauguration....aik teer se do shikaar!
17. Arjun should give a spectacular performance on Daaku Daddy in front of him! A heart attack would follow for sure!
18. Get DK to meet Savita...after that he will get drunk (that is a rule)....then let him wander on the roads...Hold back Arohi and the xtra P&M men....how many cars would the swaying DK dodge!
19. Call him to HPs backyard to share some secret...once on the bridge push him into the water!  and than say "tch tch tch kissi ki "zindagi" per paani phir gaya" in H&M mode full on!




What is Arohi (The Wonder Woman) Immune To
-Anu

1. Immune to pain sheds at most one tear in life's utmost sadnes

2.
Immune to pain of the family members ...Sheds no tears when a  marriage of a family member breaks.
3) Immune to weather ....snow...rain...blizzard....**except ofcourse if Punji is in sight her saree flies and she cant get hold of it ...that's a diff matter ***
4) Immune to a hot guy in the lift... proposing to her...




The Misogynst, Mr. Punj!
(a woman trapped in a man's body)
-Anjana

1. Eyeliner
2. Devoid of logic
3. Sobbing
4. He is Papa's Princess
5. All his constant Sharmaying like a new bride
6. hil hil ke chalna
7. Unty se chupna
8. over the top emotion (like hormonal imbalance a la PMS)
9. habit of eavesdropping like an old woman!!!
10. Addiction to KJo movies
11. fear of cockroaches
12. Slaps like a girl




Why Arjun should Hate Savitha
(even after knowing the truth)
-Anu, Karishma, Ria

1)She left him when he needed her the most ...whatever be the circumstances ...dont care...
2)He sufered 20 yrs of his life...longing for her...she can never get that back for him
3)He never smiled in 20 yrs...she can never get back those smiles
4)He hated all women cuz of her and he lost all his conscience cuz of her..again she cant get it back
5)He lost all the good things he could have done as a child...however much he tries he cant get that time back
6)He lost his love Aro cuz of her
7)He had to spend time at work at the age he should be partying with frnds
8)He never could trust anyone because of her betrayal
9)He became a  zalim darinda infront of everyone in the world
10)He was left to spend 20 yr of his precious life with an evil man
11)He had no siblings ...cuz she left
12)He had no frnds again couldnt trust anyone
13)He shed so many tears longing for his mother...can she wipe them off??
14)He was in pain day in and day out when he saw ppl happy with their families ...can she get back those memories for him??
15)He all alone was crying on some unknown roof top...longing for his love...that happened yesterday...now can she wipe out atleast those tears??No way ....
16) No one packed him tiffin to school in the 16/18/20 yrs after Savita left
17) His favorite childhood house was left in ruins because of Savita's painful memories.. so all his favorite toys were left behind too and hence had a toyless childhood since..
18) She basically left HP to be eaten alive by DD even after knowing about DD's evil plans
19) No one bought him "Shimla bakery's" famous chocolates
20) The friendship theory....Dost ke Dost humare dost....Dost ke Dushman humare Dushman....Arjun has to Hate Savita since Anu hates her!





What Arjun's GF has to Forget
(She must suffer from ML)
-Anjana, Anu, Karishma


1. His periodic lectures regarding her "Aukad" whenever he gets mad!
2. His habit of throwing cake, paper, etc. at her
3. His jealous rages when other men think she's hot (i.e. Prakash when she's modeling, not jusst Annish) 
4. His embarrassing habit of asking her to hide him
5. His abuse and destruction of her clothes (ripping saris, pallus, etc...)
6. His stalking/spying tendencies
7. His scientific talks during moments of romance
8. He insulted her family
9. His habitually MU
10)His pendulum swings on love and hatred towards woman.
11)He insulted her dressing sense
12) His lack of experience
13) His habit of re-gifting
14) indirectly called her a baby elephant
15) hugs like a brother not a bf
16) wears stinky sweaters for weeks




List of Suggested Changes at Adda for KMH
-Karishma & Rahila

1) kill savita, DK, paddy, nuttie, maddy...(actually i will let maddy go....he isn't even worth killing lol)....
2) i would stop adding new actors in the show ( seriously football team not really needed in a romatic serial lol)... save up more money for other things like set, clothing, food...etc...

3) no more misunderstandings (i know ekta you are having a heart attack right now)

4) arjun and arohi clothing changes....no more stinky sweaters....and ugly pink/white combination dresses

5) take salil to english classes ( yes salil HONEYMOON not Hungymon)

6) make sur and antara be more productive in the show (really bored of seeing them juss sitting at home/eating breakfast all the time....learn from the mittal brothers look how helpful they are)

7) stop making HP, savita disappear randomly ( the creatives think we don't notice these things but sorry to break it to you.... but we do)

8)  get more sets....cant use P&M for everything.. look at 2)

9) please please no more car stunts

10) arohi needs to learn how to lip sink..(if you are gona be some great singer in future episodes at least learn to lip sink :)...so we all know KS wasnt  looking for the X factor he was only looking for the best lip-sinking and clearly arohi sucked!!!! :)

11) stop changing the weather randomly ...morning its snowing in AP's window, afternoon at the bhoomi pooja its bright sunshine and next morning its raining monsoon...weather changes faster than a woman's mood with a bad case of premenstrual syndrome!!





KMH is "Hatke"....The Role Reversal List
-Anjana and Ria

1.No Dashing Knight and Damsel in distress - Instead we have Dashing maiden and distressed Knight (Ganga & Arjun)
2. Not an Evil Saas, but an Evil Sasurji
3. Not an Ambitious Man, but Ambitious Woman
3. Boy does not rescue girl,  Boy hurt Girl (only question is how?)
4. Not Love Forever, but Love Neverever
5. Snake tempts Eve with Apple, but here Sasurji/Nutty (Snakes tempts Adam (Arjun) with Apple
6. Lover Apart not because of others, but their own STUPIDITY
7. No awesome wardrobe for Girl or Boy
9. Hero not loverboy, but brahmachari turned sadhu santh mahatma!
10. Boy does not serenade girl outside yonder window, but Girl serenades boy while he sharmayas behind trees
11. Boy does not fight for his love, but turns over custody of her to K.S.
12. Boy never gets to propose, girl does
13. Guys do the gossip (Ref: Prakash and Co.)
14. Girl leaves the Mandap before the boy does
15. Boy sobs and sheds tears...girl tries to stay calm and composed





Why Arjun should Marry Nutt-Asha
-Karishma and Boby

1) arohi is too good for him

2) nuttie is a fashion designer so now arjuns clothing style will get better

3) she only eats apples so he won't have to spend alot on food

4) DK's and maddy's relationship will change from friends to family (this is a big deal in tv serial)

5) more chances for arjun killing nuttie because he probably won't be able to stand her bak bak 24/7

6) punji doesn't have to hold NUTTS hostage at Elavator and make her say ILU

7) Punji doesn't have to listen bakwas like middle class (me paying royality to Anu and Anjana here)




List of People who should Sue BT for Torture
(REF: April 30, 2009)
-Anjana and Adda Gang


1. Anu (not only is she being tortured by her dost's torture, but she's has become so unstable her husband and daughter have moved to a different floor.)
2. An - although by now on route to becoming a Virtual Billionaire thanks to UC... still feels tortured after having to watch this "Super, Duper, Utter Crap... !" (Not paying u this time as I am simply quoting u and trying to get u compensation from Ekta for your time)
3. Morningdew - because she's in love with a fictional chain smoker - to quote her: Punji DOES smoke...heavily at that, and two, I STILL love him.πŸ˜ƒ
4. aadorboseroy - bc KMH is now irritating me much
5. Viss - was tortured, so much she became violent ("i was eager to come out here with swords...gunz AK 56 ...Spadez...axe......") Arjun has lost her love for the next saat janams (Arohi it seems u will soon have no competition left!!  Not even Nuts)
6. N was so tortured that she couldn't prevent others from hurting her Swami (joote/darts se na maaro mera PUNJI ko), had to offer them free desserts (and me recipes), had chakar and fainted
7. Mehr was tortured to discover her bhaiya is "heartless"
8. Lovely/Vaishalli was so tortured she was left "just speechless at both Arohi and Punji's behaviour.."
9. Minnie was tortured that she had to pay virtual chawwani to An for her virtual copyright bc Minnie had to utter (u know "what" -  I am not falling into this trap);  She was also tortured btwn having to choose btwn An or Anjana+Anu due to Ekta's garbage serial; Lastly, she was so tortured her stomach hurt from not eating!
10.  Sea-Gal/Boby was so tortured by Arjun's bakwaas that her "tears were rolling from my eyes.." and then eventually had to move to a different room to avoid being carted of to the MA (mental assylum)
11. AnnJan was so tortured - she found watching [Arohi] today was so painful...
12.Anut was so tortured she came up with a new word "cringeworthy"
13. Radz was so tortured that she stopped barsooing flowers - here there everywhere
14. Anjana was tortured at having to defend this love story on two fronts!!
15. Ria was tortured due to watching Anish's scenes twice...(I watch the show the second time while writing the post!) ended up with a headache and have lost my sleep!
16. Karishma was soooo tortured by badi ma always entering a scene late...and when ever she opens her big mouth...more misunderstandings are created...(i still think we should have left badi ma in the ocean for the sharks :)_)
17. Lata is tortured by her inability to go scream at the worthless production team for wasting SUCH potential..wish they'd stop treating us like mindless twits, move off their butts and WORK for a change! They have a brilliant cast and a decent plot outline. We can have such a phenomenal drama if only they use their money and brains well..after all they have surprised us with good dialogues in the past. However, what we mostly have to live with is utter, complete, rubbish.






Marriage Proposal Count
(REF: May 1, 2009)
-Anjana

1. Rakhi Sawant receives 15 thousand proposals... 15,000
2. Nuttasha (3 other dudes she tells her mom about + Arjun next week).... 4 
3. Arjun (One from Arohi)...1
4. Arohi (Arjun promise phir bhaag giya)... 0
5. Purvi (1 from Hanish + 1 from Salil)....2




What does DK stand for?
-Anjana and Adda Gang

1. Darn Kanjoos
2. Devil Kutta
3. Daku Khooni
4. Darinda Kameena
5. Dev Kumar
6. Dude Kool
7. Dhokebak Khanjar
8. Diamond Kohinoor
9. Demon Khubhakaran
10) Desi kanjoose
11) Dilbar King
12) Dilchasb Kukar
13) Daddy Kool
14) Dilless Kameena
15) Duffor Kamchor





Dk-The Lies
(REF: On May 5th 2009 DK says he just lied twice in his life...The Adda contradicts!!!!)
-Karishma and Anu

1) getting arohi job at P&M

2)antara out of jail 

3) salil and Purvi's engagement

4) lies about arohi

5) lies about savita

6) land papers

7) Lied to HP that Arohi is like his daughter and she will get all izath wizath at P&M

8) Lied to arohi that he will eat the sweets she offered him at sukh niwas and goes out and stabs them on ground...

9)Lied to Mother Inida that he has illegal affairs with girls

10)Lied to dost that Arohi may be his mothers plan...where he very well knows MI is not at error here.

11) Lied to MM his close pal ..that Dost loves Nuts...

12) Lied to Paddy that Nuts will be his DIL... we all know that's never gonna happen 

13) Lied to dost that hurting his love will help him get over it...BIG LIAR he is

14) Lied to all of us sometimes saying its 16 yrs sometimes 18 and sometimes 20.

15) Lied to all of us that P&M is actually a music company we all know kya kya hotha hai wahan par

16) Lied to salil that he will get swiz flight tickets but he didnt... Iam not sure how salil went on honeymoon though..

17) Lied to  HP that the land will have an orphanage




What's the 10 Lakh for?

 -Anjana  

1. Arohi ordered shoes from Mehr's store... for DK et. al...

2. She ordered Viss' arsenal of weapon to blow Arjun and Punj- Mittal clan away

3. Arohi gave it to Anish... to help with his business

4. Arohi took it for HPs treatment

5. Arohi...used it to pay off P & M employees who worked Purvi's wedding

6. Arohi bought 10 new designer saris in black & white to attend all the Nutty & Arjun wedding functions starting with engagement...

7. Arohi used it make her own music CD

8. She spent it to buy a proper leash for Arjun that she could gift at the engagement to Nutty

9. She bought her own Apple Bageecha... forget the two bros (Karan Arjun and their jhoota promises)

10.  She bought new car for herself to crash instead, so she doesn't have to choose btwn taxi and Mr. Aukad's car...  
 

Arjun's Bahana list for Not (how do I put this?) Having baache with Nutts?)   

-Anjana, Karishma, Sonia & Anu

1. Headache (obvious) - we can go to a spa for a massage

2. Out of Viagra - convenient store always open 24/7

3. My stomach hurts from all the APPLES - i will give you advil

4. Bahuut Kaam hai...- this is a one type of "kaam" too honey

5. Criket/WWF Dekhna hai...- commercials

6. I am GAY... really Dhondz looking good compared to U - i am fine with that...

7. Sorry no point - had vascetomy already - Vasectomy reversal 

8. I really just wanna watch a KJo movie - havn't you watched kabhi alvida na kehna

10. I want to watch the Discovery Channel not Discover U - but i really want to discover youuu

11. India's population already too high - we will move to CANADA!!!!!

12. Sorry I'm allergic to you - here some anti-allergent nasal spray... 
13. We are different type of couple - yes... i love touching u, come here,( but we aren't only a couple we are soulmates) 
14. I don't like your package - so, you want to role play?  I dig that... chalo shuru...( i can always get plastic surgery to change my packages-on ekta's budget)

15. Only if u start singing like arohi(with her cracking  voice no way) 
16. Today i had jaag wali coffee stomach upset 
17. Today my dad is upset I will sleep with him in his room to comfort him 
18. I have an imp meeting tonight at 1'0 clock so me leaving:
 

H & M to Sadak Chaap Bikari (Seven Steps)

 -Anjana 

1. Dump Arohi.. the only working employee in P & M

2. Become boy toy for Nutty

3.  then shoesales man...

4. Leave mansion

5. 2 years in Jail .

6. Singing on the street of Mumbai

7. Beg when pple tell him he doesn't have the talent for singing - pay him to shut up... Transformation Complete.  


Arohi (MOTHER THERESA) Competing with Arjun (SANT SADHU in Jail) - Hum Kitni Mahaan Hai Stakes'

 -Anjana, Boby

1. AP attempt send her sis to jail

2. Constant grabbing (starting with assault after winning contract MU)

3. Wet clothing + A.C.

4. Thrown Cake

5. Torn dupatta

6. Torn sari

7. His NO!

8. His BO (i learned from last time BO = Body Odor a la stinky sweaters)

9. Bad gifts (Tent Dress)

10. His rudeness at the Wedding

11. His words at the Office - we are just boss and associate

12. Sardak Chaap - u wear black n' white

13. Tumhari Aukud and fake sympathy at random stable?

14. Leaving her alone with Anish

15. Proposing to Nutty

16. Being Catty after that...

17. Telling her fairy tales are not real

18. Sharing Apple with Nutts

19. Letting Nutts Pin him

20. Sharing jacket with Sisterfriendfiance

21... BLINDNESS.... coming soon...

22... His singing after jail... 

23 Letting NUTTS sit in his lap

24. Letting Nutts to rest her head in his shoulder

25. Hugging NUTTS



Wht to include in your resume'if u want to work for Ekta:
     -Karishma & Anu

1)  know offensive dialogs....have to do with "middle class people"

2)  learn to create misunderstandings....and NO ONE needs to clear the MUs also

3) don't even use the word LOGIC in front of ekta....or you will be fired right that second

4)don't ask why/how...just do what have been told to do...even if it's the most dumbest thing you have ever heard of ex) DKs old baggage dialog.....purvi's random tea....live engagement telecast....

5) learn to use the same concept from other ekta show

6) all characters should have ML problems or ekta wont be satisfied

7) even if two characters are really close to each other.... its normal if they don't know anything about each other......ex) salil doesn't know arjun likes arohi....sur  purvi & antara don't seem to care about arohi at all...

8) most characters should have selective listening skills....

9).Unimaginable imaginative power...thats what the so called creatives need...who can set the sun rise/su set in mins... jagoa moon in mins... collect all the stars in the universe at one place

By Anjana

Natasha and Vandy Separated Sisters??

1. Natasha likes Apples & Vandy likes Pineapples 😊

2. Natasha is Arjun's behenjaisefriendfiance and Vandy is Salil's behenjaisifriend πŸ˜•

3. They both appear to like black dresses

4. Natasha Arjun ka bachpaan ka saathi aur Vandy Salil ka bachpaan ka dost

5. They both live in Shimla and like to PARTY

By Anjana

Why K.S. thinks Arohi lacks "P"otential

1. She does not how to lip synch πŸ˜›

2. She does not believe in changing costumes 🀣

3. She has only sufficient memory capacity for one song πŸ˜†

4. She isn't an item girl like Arjun ka Girlfriend Unty πŸ˜‰

5. She does not change boyfriends frequently 😭

6. She has talent and can sing 😳

Added by Pavs

7. she is not willing to be ks ka apple friend 

By Anjana & Minnie
 
@Anything I ask?  Really?  Really?  ALRIGHT: 

1. HP ka death.. why waste money on BAKWAAS dubbing yaar... he's as good as dead.. gayab πŸ˜†

2. Better clothes for Arohi.. 6 Feet duppattas are coming soon.. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

3. Before he goes to jail.. A POLE DANCE from ARJUN.. (So, we can have some final visual Atyachar to remember him by) Punji was standing next to the the lamp post today.. tomorrow may be he'll start pole dancing.. I am hoping.. keep your fingers crossed! πŸ˜†

4. A few new Songs...Already set in motion.. first installment was delivered today.. nice song.. πŸ˜†

5. The rest will be in my SWOT  This is going to be good! 🀣🀣

By Anjana

@ Arre.. Sanjukta u didn't see my list of alternate career choices of Arjun.. let me see if I can recall it...

1. Pole Dancer

2. Snake Charmer... dancing again

3. Teacher.. likes hanging out with kids

4. M.B.A.., so office ka kaam

5. Detective... he already knows how to spy

6. Sadhu/ Babaji... good practice for jail

7. Street Harmonic Performer

8. Actor... he is in mumbai after all..

9. Waiter.. classic standby... will help him miss Dhondu and appreciate him more (and so we can get Dhondu Jhalaks..)

10. Politician... he like his dream girl knows how to gives bhasans

11. Love Guru.. how to lose a girl in less than 6 months.. ]

12 Massage Therapist.. his hands will be put to good use.. did u see tha malish he gave one of the Slumdog Kids on cake and ballon day??

13. Security Guard.. him in naya uniform 😳😳😳

By Anjana & Ria 

Interject Romance in SHADOW LOVE track before JAIL

1. Virtual kiss via kid at the kids party that Arjun does in Joker Avatar... if Arohi also working there

2. If Dost or Arohi injured slightly like how Arohi used to hurt her leg in Shimla and Arjun used to fix it πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

3. Falling of ladder... thora nahi bahut filmi.. but, i promise not to complain 😳

4. Arjun or Arohi sick and the other feels complained to care πŸ˜ƒ

5. Lights go out.. we know Arohi sacred of dark... some bumping in the dark maybe... πŸ˜•

6. Cockroach in kitchen.. Jhansi rescues damsel in distress - most hatke πŸ˜›

7. Arohi sees Arjun eating burned food and shares her food with him πŸ€”

 
8. The kids ask both of them to dance at the party and they have to do so just for the kids (I am still waiting for that slow and mellow dance sequence 😍)

9. Arohi wearing an eye mask is playing the touch me if you can game with the kids at the party (for some reason) and by mistake gets hold of Arjun....😳😳😳
 
 
By Viss

@Ria:

Let me make another list for it..And if any title gvn is repeated thn..take it lightly...coz we all think alike abt the show.. 

" Kitni mohabbat hai".... 

"kitna recessn hai"

" Kitna Money hai"

"Kitna kachra hai"

"kitna dhokha hai"

"kitni nafrat hai"

"kitna badluck hai"

"kitna mazak hai"

"kitna torture hai"

"kitna zamela hai"

"kitne vaade hai"

"kitne irade hai"

"kitni lachari hai"

"kitni barbadi hai"

"kitni middle class ki bimari hai"

"kitna mind hai"

By Aruna
 
KMH should be renamed as

1) Pyar ki lambi dastaan
2) Andha Kanoon
3) Gungi Ganga adalat mein
4) Aur Kahani baki hain
5) Phassi ka phanda
6) Sazaa kiski
7) pyar ka khatl

Arjun's FUNDING WOES

-By Anjana

hmmm Arjun has no money.. so how is he affording bus fare, booze, etc?

1. He is quietly selling Sur's Art

2. He's selling his "antiques"

3. He is moonlighting as a pole dancer

4. He robbed a liquor store (explains liquor an money)

5. He sold all the watches DK every bought him

6. He is borrowing dough from Salil

7. He has pawned his mouth organ

8. He has started slowly selling off Bindu's furniture...

9. He has been using his spiderman abilities to "borrow" stuff from other pple in the building

 

Other Uses for SEP (Special Ekta Powder)

-Anjana & Ria
 
1. Bhaven drinks it.... and starts flrting with Mallika 

2. K.S. drinks it and does strip show

3. Ayaz drinks it and falls asleep on K.S.

4. Mallika drinks it and figures out K.S. ki Compliment

5. Arjun gives it to Mumbai ka MOtty Aunty and .. she makes K.S. dance with her...

6. Arjun makes the waiter drink it and afterwards waiter starts bossing everyone around and maros Chaanta to K.S.

7. Arjun drinks it and Arohi has to take him back home...and he says what we all want him to say when they reach home

 

How Purvi Can be Scary on Naya show

-Anjana
 
1. Try to "act"

2. Play dead

3. Wear Arjun's Engagment suit

4. Jump out of closet/cake/ trunk

5. Use "English" learned from Salil

6. Eat Apples and Pineapples

7. Dance

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Continued...
 
 
Name list for Arohi

-Anjana
 
1. Miz. Sharma (Arjun)

2. Arohi

3. Dost ka ex-gf (Anu)

4. Ms. Bakbak (Anu)

5. Princess (Arjun)

6. Bhenji (karu)

7. Saraswati (Karu)

8. Jhassi ki Rani (Anjana)

9. Bhasan Queen (Adda)

10. Hanuman (Karu)  added by tulli

11. Miss Pari (Anjana)

12. Booth (Arjun, remember he called her in some SBS)

13. Ms. Pumpkin ( Arjun, courtesy Karishma's hot news in jaipur) (added by Agas)

Purana Ehsaas Naya Romance ka Chance

-Anjana, Ria & Karishma
 
So, Adda in case they don't kick AP to jail post party for stealing his own non-existent money and then killing K.S. for robbing him.. (BT style logicπŸ˜‰) me doing naya romance ka list... Now that AP in mood to maro chanceπŸ˜›
 
1. Falling off ladder in kitchenπŸ˜‰
2. Duppatta caught in door... (ya i have been taking a  peek at DMG)😊
3. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT... what show is complete without hero rescuing heroine/Princess from goons
4. Arohi has nightmare maybe about accident... Arjun too the rescue when she screams😳😳
5. Arjun sick and Arohi caring (that's hatke for this show na?)πŸ˜ƒ
6. Arjun burning his hand while cooking and arohi taking care of him or vice versaπŸ˜›
7. Them fighting over the LCD remoteπŸ˜•
8. Arohi using last teabag, so Arjun stealing her tea (sharing is caring)
9. Arohi forced to take lift home from Arjun bc auto ka strike/bus strike... india afterallπŸ˜†
10. Arohi finding the Scarf she let blow away in the wind....πŸ‘
11) arjun accidentally cuts him self with the knife arohi wanted to kill arjun with....she will help him out...and he will say...i thought u wanted to kill me with that knife why are u helping meπŸ˜³πŸ˜†

12) arjun taking shower...water runs out....has to call arohi for help since soap in eyesπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

13)mirchi wali scene copy from MJHT....arohi cooks arjun comes to eat...instead start staring it her and accidently eats mirchi after mirchi after mirchi...but he is soo in too her he doesnt realize what he is doing...until arohi shoutss...then punji realizes he has been eating mirchles...and drinks alot of water and starts yelling at arohi for no reasonπŸ˜†πŸ˜³πŸ˜³

14) arjun bathroom sining KMH song sang by arohi....arohi comes and starts laugh arjun blushes😳😳😳
15)...arjun getting beat up....arohi comes to save him....screamsss and everyone run away
πŸ˜†
πŸ˜†

Why AROHI should hate PUNJI:

-By Anjana & Anu
 
 
1.   Didn't let Arohi into the Singing Contest     
 
Anu ::Blame MI and DD not Dost 😑

2. Had Antara falsely arrested.

Anu ::Blame Nikhil not Dost πŸ˜‘πŸ˜†
 
3. Made Arohi list problems of the "Middle Class".     
 
Anu ::Blame MI and DD not Dost 😑 πŸ˜†
4. Made Arohi work while wet and turned up A.C.      
 
Anu ::Blame MI and DD not Dost 😑 πŸ˜†
5. Made Arohi work in the dark                       
 
Anu ::He was  getting her shed fears 😳
6. Made her drink his jhoota coffee                  
Anu ::Thats love ...😳
 
7. Called her fat (the dress yaar)                    
Anu ::Blame Salil not Dost 😑 πŸ˜†
 
8. Physically assaulted her while under MU after she took care of him
Anu ::He smiled for the first time in his life for her in response & BTW was ready to give raise too...

9. Tore her Sari
Anu ::Not wantedly...and then later wrapped it around her when she couldnt do it her self 😳 

10. Tore her Dupaata 
Anu :: They never showed that...the girl tore it herself and blamed on dost 😑 πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

11. Yelled at her for trying to help him with Rupaali
Anu ::She wasnt helping 😑 she was taang adaying in his problems...

12. Believed Daku Daddy
Anu ::Thats out of his immese love for his dad...It shows how deeply and madly he can love any person...I personally love this trait of Dost...and Iam very much simliar to this 😳😳

13. Insulted HP
Anu ::He thought he was helping his frnd and family.... he is such good hearted person 😳😳

14. Made false promises to her
Anu ::No false promises...he wanted to nibhavo the promises but she said a  crazy line and their love wasnt that strong for him to understand that she wasnt really meaning it....she said "Meine itne sare plans banaye"....HOW CRAZY😑😑

15. Pays her less than Sids when she does more work and has to put up with him
Anu :: They never showed that they pay her less than sid....😲

16. Gives her bakwas dictation for his own entertainment/nefarious purposes
Anu ::That was out of his love and jealousy...

17. Threw cake at her
Anu ::He threw cake but she came barging into his room and the cake got onto her face....it was more her mistake then his πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

18. Threw paper at her
Anu ::Again he threw paper but didnt do it wantedly ....πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

19. Believed Dakkudaddy over her & rejecting her I LOVE U twice
Anu ::Mad love for his dad.... I LOVE IT...😳😳

20. His words at the Office - we are just boss and associate
Anu ::Cant blame him...his hatred and love are extremes.... 😳

21. Sardak Chaap - u wear black n' white
Anu ::Even he wore the same colors like her...so he was also behaving like bhiakri for her πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

22. Tumhari Aukud and fake sympathy at random stable after land party
Anu :: Cant blame him...she knows its his MU πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

23. Leaving her alone with Anish
Anu :: She holded that idiots hand ...what can dost do ? πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

24. Proposing to Nutty
Anu :: He didnt propose...he just said she is my soulmate ....πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

25. Being Catty after roka to Nutty
Anu :: Thats fine...he cried a lot after that πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

26. Telling her fairy tales are not real
Anu ::Yup its the reality check he was giving her πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†...no fairy tales in world πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

27. Sharing Apple with Nutts
Anu :: He vomited later ....that part went out in editing πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

28. Letting Nutts Pin him
Anu :: he is a guy so he cant do it ...and cant ask arohi to touch him so allowed sister jaisi fiance to do the honors πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

29. Sharing jacket with Sisterfriendfiance
Anu :: That was a MANly act.....shows his good heart 😳

30. Letting NUTTS sit in his lap
Anu :: He was scared he will get hurt by that pin ...so asked her to sit ...dont misunderstand πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

31. Letting Nutts to rest her head in his shoulder
Anu :: Helping his sister like fiance rest ....good naa? 😳 πŸ˜†

32. Hugging NUTTs
Anu :: Siste ko hug nahin kar saktha?? 😲 πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

33. Lending Nutts his jacket
Anu :: Already u wrote abt it.... pt 29 πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

34. Accusing her of stealing 10 lakhs
Anu :: U never know ...she must;ve stolen it...we never got to know the truth πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

35. Revealing their affair to the world and humiliating her publicly
Anu :: He told everyone he used to love her...its infact good...atleast salil got to know abt it finally πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

36. Crashing into her car and almost making her aapahich becoz he was drunk n' fighting with dakku daddy
Anu :: Later he saved her from death bed...not only her ...her dad too πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

37. Taunting her at the hospital
Anu :: Was helping her indirectly πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

38. Subjecting her to his horrible rain dance
Anu :: It was entertainment ...u call it horrible 😑😑😑 πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

39. Taunting her at the K.S. concert
Anu :: helped her not taunt her πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

40. Stealing the apartment from her
Anu :: not stealing...😑😑😑....he payed the right price and got it in fair way πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

41. Forcing her to watch him romance his naya gopis
Anu :: He was  feeling so awkward....πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

42. Taunting her about living with him and once loving him
Anu ::Reminding her abt her love πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

43. Throwing newspaper at her disrespectfully
Anu :: I already told u ...no disrespect in it 😳😳 πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

 Yup, Arjun Punji should win Boyfriend of the YEAR!!!

ANU:: HE SHOULD ...I VOTE FOR HIM πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

An's Names
-Anjana

An ki kitani names hai:

1. An

2. Cynic

3. Dhondz ki purana dost

4. Lootera

5. Turkey

6. Peacurky

9. Murghi

10. Peacock

11. Devil

12. Machis ki Tilli

13. party (g)host (aruna)

14. critic queen (manisha)

15. chavani chor
 
 (And lastly )
16. UTTER CRAP πŸ˜†

KS-Dance-Episode

-Karishma

Reason why this episode was sucha bakwaas
1) had to see KS dance or something like that AGAIN
2) arohi still get blonder by the day
3) KS dialogs cheaper than the things i buy at the dollar store
4) arjun irritating me by helping this dumb girll
5) ekta coping taal....please use some creativity....
6) there are soo many unanswered questions arising ...purvi....engagment.....salil bakwaas
7) kritikas acting is geting worse
8) sur.....acting mature because now she has glasses

Added by hero

The nautanki girl with ks was annoying

10. Concert scene was edited to badly

Career-Choices-For-Arjun-Post-Jail
-Anjana

1. Detective (stalking, spying, etc. final put to good use)

2. Social Worker (can hang out with more kids and help the lachaar)

3. Music Producer (he has a talent for recognizing musical talent)

4. Masseuse

5. Pole Dancer

6. Snake Charmer

7. Lawyer (he already knows how to tell tall tales...)

8. Writer (what did say about storytime.. ka addat)

9. Personal Assistant (he has loads of training helping Arohi)

10. Full Bhikari (again he has training... constantly collecting Arohi's throwaways)


How-Arjun-Can-Kiss-Arohi

-Anjana & Karishma &Anjana

Iam totally confused thinking of the possibilities how can anyone kiss anyone without touching

1)Kissing her reflection in the mirror ..
2)Kissing her photo
3)Kissing her with dupata covering her skin ...he still aint touching her
4) arjun can kiss KS...and he can transfer that kiss to arohi

5) arjun can kiss arohi when she is sleeping...and arohi would think a machar touched her face

6) he will catch all the "air" kisses she gives her audience... they are all really for him na..

Arjun-Needs-Phsychiatrist

-Anjana & Sonia
 

Someone seriously needs to send this guy to a psychiatrist and fast... Why?

1. He thinks he looks good with that silly haircut & PURPLE monstrocity of a sherwani!!

2. He thinks Nuttty is goodlooking!!!

3. He asks Arohi to come for dictation and then asks why she is there!!!

4. He proposed to the Apple Nut who is the real sadak chap bikari without clothes on the show!!!

5. His significant mommy & daddy issues

 
Added by Sonia
 
6. The root cause behind his constant hilling Julling (Does he think he's always walkiing on the rope)
7. He touched Nutty's feet
8. He ate Nutty's jhootha apple
9. He called Paddy Momma

Arjun-Goes-To-Mumbai-Cuz

-Anjana & AnuT & Swan20
 
1.  To find a better hairstylist

2.  To buy a truthful mirror... his lies

3.  To prove to Arohi that he is hot... by becoming Mr. Style Statement (KK go away... this is not for your eyez)

4.  To get a car part (car broken na.. and now that he is about abandon daddy's millions...he needs to repair his own stuff)

5.  To set up another singing competition - with fair judges for Arohi...

6.  Jewellery refuse to sell him anymore rings in Shimla (becuz he always throws them away) and he needs new ring for arohi

7. To check himself into Mumbai Mental Assylum

8. To find a starlet and complete his Casonova image (Arohi =Singer/Model, Nutts = Fashion Designer, Unty = Item Number...so, just missing Starlet)

9. To get sterilized .. he knows how dangerous his genes are ... . 

10. To get someone from Kektaland to teach him new words, nowadays his vocabulary is limited to Aukat and class.
11. To enlist the help of adda buddies in Mumbai to find the designer who gave him the "Here-comes-the-aubergine-outfit" and possibly murder him so no more fashion atrocities are committed.

12. To enroll in Shiamak Davar's dance class.........has decided to put his hilling jhulling to good use.

KMH...Pyar ke side effects..Arjun:

1.       Laughing for no reason

2.       crying for no reason

3.       Crying because you're happy

4.       laughing because you're sad

5.       Lack of sleep

6.       Depression

7.       Manic behaviour

8.       Jealousy

9.       Becoming obsessive compulsive fear of rejection

10.   Becoming desperate

11.   Spontaneous stupidity

12.   The urge to scream at the top of your lungs

13.   Frequent daydreaming

14.   Transformation from being bad to a worse person

15.   the need to stare

16.   lack of trust

17.   constant misunderstandings.

18.   weight gain

19.   clothing style going down the drain

20.   use of abusive language


When watching BT shows please wear appropriate protective gear:
-Minine

1.  BT- radiation proof helmet to save your brain and hair
2. Polarized sunglasses
3. Cotton balls for ears
4. Watch it on a bed.. so in case you doze off or fall off laughing you dont hurt yourself
5. As always warned by Anu, Anjana, Boby do not keep food or drinks anywhere.. in case you cannot absolutely resist.. please wear a bib and keep loads of tissues handy
6. Keep a bucket handy in case you start shedding tears so clean up is easy afterwards
7. If its an absolute nonsense episode please watch the episode ALONE,  clear all the clutter and objects around you and sit with tightly folded hands so you dont start throwing things around you.  Heavy mittens could be worn if you cannot sit with folded hands for about 20 mins at a stretch!

Super-Monday-Epi
   -Karishma

1) slow motion scenes to cover 45mins
2) music editing problems
3) actors tired
4) arjun's car stunts
5) more random "tea" scene....seriously hahah that was soo random....i was just like emm okayyy...:eyerool:
6) hope we don't get any sur antara scenesss...
7) paddy's favorite swiss chocolates and cosmetics
 


KMH Stands for...
-Anjana,Anut,rahila killer,Boby,swan20,Sonia

1. Kitani Mohabbat Hai
2. Kitani Misunderstanding Hai
3. Kya Mera Hal
4. Kaisa Mohabbat Hai
5. Koi Mile Hai?
6. Kyun Miley Hai?
7. Kyun Mistrust Hai?
8. Kitna Mistrust Hai
9.  Kahaki Mohabbat Hai?
10. Kayamath ki Mohabbat Hai
11. Kyunki Mohabbat Hai hi nahi......
12. Kitni Awkaad hai
13. kitni kiski awkaad hai
14. Kitani misgiuded hoon
15. Kitani meherbaan hoon
16. Kitna Torture Hai
17. Kiski Aukaad Kya Hai?
18. Kyunki Main Mother Theresa Hoon
19: Kitne Morons hain!

Kitna BROMANCE

-Anjana
 
KMH is indeed "hatke", we not only get romance, we get all sorts of romance:
    ArSal; ArDhondz; KarJun; KarAy; and now
  1. ARAY 

If HP didn't Stand for Hariprasad then??

-Anjana
 
1. Hardcore Pagal

2. Harpy Papa

3. Heartless Pandit

4. Harmonium Player

5. Healthy Pakora

6. Hanuman ka Papa

7. Harishchandra Purohit

8. Himalaya Pahad

9. Human Parasite (he's living of Punji ka money and giving beti to KS)

10. Himachal Pradesh

11. Help Please 

12. Hari Pagal Sharma (Somya)
13. Hair Standing Pagal Sharma (Somya)
14. horse faced Sharma (Somya)

15. Hopelessly Pathetic (Sanjukta)

 

Punji the Unlove Guru

-Anjana
 
1. Girl wants to say "I love u", so he says "No. Thank u"

2. Girl says come meet my father, he give man a verbal thappar

3. Girl says "I love u", Punji goes "I laugh at u"

4. Gives girl the ring then gets her to throw it back at him

5. Races to get her back and lands her in the hospital on her back

6. Promises God to trade lives with girl, so becomes looser in her eyes

7. Gives her a roof only to ensure he become her public enemy number one

8. Shoots someone to save her life and becomes her personal stalker cum killer

9. Will now try to arrange girl's sister's marriage and marry off girl to KS in the process 

Edited by adda-keepers - 14 years ago
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Reading Arjun's Mind

  -Ria


 
 
 
Adda is Famous
(Somewhere in Miami)

-Karishma


 







Punji Land Map

-Karishma







The Dart Game
(REF: May 1-5, 2009)
-Karishma


Dart Board

purvi: because she didnt tell salil that arohi likes arjun


savita: because she is never there when she is needed the most!!!


salil: because he doesnt even care why his best friend arjun is soo upset


DK: because he is a BIG FAT liar

Natasha: because she actually thinks arjun will marry her hahaha...what a joke!!!..dream on girl...not even an APPLE would wana marry you πŸ˜†
 
Paddy: because she is annoying..... my eyes and ears hurt when she comes on screen
 
Arjun: just for anjana because he is his own villian....ouch!
Arjun: 😍 bichara will need love...once he finds out the truth


have fun adda gang hit at the targets lol






The Daaku Daddy
-Karishma and Minnie


DK with churaya hua get up from following ppl:
1.
kohl from Arohi
2. bindi from Savita since she wears 4 at a time!
3. polka dotted beard cut out of one of many Nutts' designer outfit
4. clothes and ammo from Gabbar the king of Daakus
5. turban I am assuming is one oh HP's shawl being multi-purposed here




Thought on this bakwaas episode
    (ref May 6th 2009 epi)
   -Karishma









Arjun Needs Lessons on How to Put Shoes
  (Ref May6th 2009 epi)
   -Karishma








Arjun Sadak Chap Bhikari
  (ref May 7th 2009 epi)
-Karishma






Arohi Mother Theresa - Arjun Child
 (ref May7th 2009 epi)
-Karishma & Lavi








HP-DEATH-ANJANA-DREAM
 -Karishma






10LAKH-MU
(ref May 8th 2009 epi)
-Karishma







ARJUN-SONG-AROHI-EYESIGHT
(N's song...converted into Image)
  -Karishma







ARJUN - MR FANTASTIC- HE STRECHES HIS ARMS TO GRAB AROHI WITHOUT SEEING HER(DDLJ)
     -Karishma





Nuttasha Paddy Apple

     -Bemyhero4ever







Arohi-Killing-HP
  -Karishma


arohi all sweet 😊


the evil side of arohi came out😈


kya idea hai...to kill HP...😲

finally HP out of KMH πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ juss for anjana πŸ˜‰




After-Arohi-Slap-Arjun-Halath

   
  -Mehr




After-Arohi-Slap-Arjun-Halath

   
  -Sonia





Arjun-Bhagath-Singh

  (Ref May18th 2009 Epi)
   
  -Karishma




Arjun-James-Bond
  (Ref May18th 2009 Epi)
   
  -Karishma





Karan-Killing-Anu-Kadoo-Joke
  (Ref May20th 2009 Epi)
   
  -Anjana

Arjun - went from Bond to mask bin Zorro to Kill Anu





Dondz-Welcome-Party
  (Ref May20th 2009 Epi)
   
  -Minnie

* Welcome everyone to Dhondz's return party* -  Ghar aya hamara pardesi Dhondu.. πŸ₯³πŸ₯³






KS-Arohi-Pic

 -Karishma






KS-Return-Party
-Karishma




Arjun-Going-Jail-Ceremony
-Karishma



okaay guys....soo the budget punji wasted 3 lakhs on HP things....soo didnt have enough money for refreshments for the party.....but here you go  some stolen chips....... ONLY ONE CHIP PER PERSON...OR THERE WONT BE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE


anu i just saw u taking two chips....first u compare me with sur and now u take 2 chips 😑😑



 

May-25th-29th 2009 week
-Ishi






Arjun-Inspector-Gadget
-Ishi








Vandy-Turning-Wendy's
   -Karishma





Vandy-The-Vampire
   -Samiya




An-Peacock-Turkey
   -Karishma

Angel for all
 
-Karishma
 
 
Spiderman Punji
 
-Karishma
 
 
 
 
Humpty Dumpty Angel=Punji
-Karishma
 
 
Miss Bak Bak song wali CD
-Karishma
 
Images of Punji
-Hero
 
 
 
 
Daaku An
-Mehr & Anu (Menu) πŸ˜†
 
Jab KMH mein koi bakbak kartha hai...to adda kehtha hai....sudar jaa Mukul sudar jaa...nahin tho Gabbar An aajayegi 😲 
 
Punji Joker
-Karishma
 
By Hero
By Anjana
 
 
I am throwing in "wardrobe" and haircut for free... with this version of the promo
 
By Karishma
 
 
but we all know karan wont diee....(creatives you can always say gun was made in china)πŸ˜†
By Anjana
 
 
See how even Arjun shooting K.S. could really be K.S. ka fault...(he wants to be shot, na?)
Also, did the Promo specify what type of "shooting" it was??
Copyright infringement not intended - me not profiting from usage.. unless laughter counts!!


 

By Karishma
 
 
By Manna (Yeah)
 
 
By Lavi
 
 
The Three Uncreative Monkeys
-Karishma
Tall Arjun
-By Karishma
 
 
Punji Junior
-Karishma
 
 
 
Ektayug ka Mahabharat
-Karishma
 
By Karishma
 
By Anjana
 
 
What?! Its Karan type bakra (he keeps taking his shirt off too)!!!
By Karishma
 
 
By Lavi
 
 
DK welcoming AA with aarti
-Karishma
 
 

By Karishma

arjun didnt get phassi because rope was to high....and before adda question box opens....NO THERE WAS NO LADDER AVAILABLE !!πŸ˜†




By Samiya







she's enjoying apples..throw more!!







Umbrella beating by Arohi
-Karishma


 
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Continued...
 
πŸ˜ƒ The Punji's πŸ˜ƒ

By Lavi & Karishma

Junior punji is all sad....
caz his parents r no fun
they r always Romancing...

πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰Now wat u all wantedπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
πŸ€—The Perfect Family.....πŸ€—


 
A picture speaks a thousand words
-Karishma

 
 
Presenting you Aray..our new bromance!! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†
-Lavi
 
 
Samosa bod
-Lavi
 

 
Throw lappy at KS

-Karishma

 
Karan singh.....arohi ke pyaar (milk) main doob gaya πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
 
-By Karishma
 
 
 
Arjun ka Superman
-Anjana
 
 
By Karishma
 
 
By Anjana
 
@K- He's mine & Hero's property 🀣
 
Lattoo #1
 
 
Lattoo #2
 
 
 
Someone MIA from the Wedding Party?
- By Anjana
 
Punji -The Cockroach
-Anjana
 
 
HP ka cockroach Spray
 
 
Arjun the Genie
-Anjana
 
 
 
By Karishma
 
dress MU: some other girl will wear it....HP will tell arohi arjun likes w/e w/e girl....arohi all and will believe this new MU...
while all this happens meVVVVVVVVVVVV

 
 
Since HP lost his brains after accident😳😳...arjun helping him get it backπŸ˜‰
 
 
By Karishma
 
remix of the jimmy jimmy songπŸ˜†πŸ˜‰
 
Arohi and her chameli types dress...reminds me of this songπŸ˜†πŸ˜‰
 
By Anjana
 
The new sponsors of Kitani mohabbat hai: Close up
-By Karishma
 
anu gave 😑hair advice for KS..and now look what he uses to "groom" his hairπŸ˜†
 
 
By Karishma
 
 
By Karishma
 
 
By Karishma
 
 
Arjun Training to be Suri for Sasurji with Taani Partner
-By Anjana
 
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LCD in Jail
  -
Anu

When Punji goes to jail it will be night
he will carry LCD so that its in sight
LCD will make the cell look very bright
covering all movies is what he thinks right
he will be smiling seeing srk catch flight
if there is an outage there will be no light
LCD is supplied generator if not he may bite
punji watching movies forgets his might
Ganga enters the cell dressed all in white
Arjun and Arohi call it quits and finally reunite
we all go sleeping happily saying nighty night....




KMH in Poetry
-
Anjana and Adda Gang

When Punji goes to jail it will be night

But, after darkness there is always light
n' that's why Ganga's wearing white

Eventually Arjun and Arohi will reunite

But DK will surely get mad at that sight!
The umpteenth time Savita and DK will fight
And indifferent to them Arjun Arohi walk happily into "Twilight"


In the meantime Salil and Purvi will overcome their MU plight
As the past can be overcome through true love's might
P&M will continue renting out spaces as money is tight
And poor Nutts will keep harassing men to take her apple's bite



Punji-Anu-To/Do List
 
- Mehr and Radz

Tu jaha jaha rahega, meri list ka saayaa saath hogaa 
Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa

Kabhe meri list ko yaad kar ke jo bahenge tere aansoo 

to wahee pe rok lenge unhe aa ke meray danday dhaasoo 

too jidhar kaa rukh karegaa,Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

Too agar udaas hogaa , to udaas rahoongee main bhee  nazar aaoo, yaa naa aaoo tere "paas" rahoongee main bhee  too kahee bhee jaa rahegaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

main agar bichhad bhee jaaoo , kabhee meraa gam naa karnaa  meri LIST yaad kar ke, kabhee aankh num naa karnaa  too jo moor ke dekh legaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa


meri khushi rahi hai shaamil  teri list k dukh mein ,

tere gam mein meri dosti ne diyaa hain, teraa saath har janam mein  

too koi janam bhee legaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa 

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inteha hoh gayee TO do list ki....                                                                                            

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....                                                                                 

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*                                            

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji πŸ€— to Anu*                                                                      

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki... 


inteha hoh gayee TO do list ki....                                                                                            

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....                                                                                

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*                                               

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji πŸ€— to Anu*                                                                      

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki... 


Baat Jo Hai Uss List Mein Baat Woh Yahaan Kahin Nahin Kissi Mein...                                 

Woh List Meri jaan hain meri duniya hain yahi yahi Jail mein....*determined look on Punji's

face*                                                                                                                               

Saath Saath Hai Woh Mere Gham Mein Meri Har Khushi Mein...*Punji all --> πŸ˜›

*                                                                                                                                   

Zindagi Mein list nahin to kuch nahi hai meri Zindagi mein...inteha hoh gayee TO do list

ki....                                                                                                                                       

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....                                                                                

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*                                            

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji πŸ€— to Anu*                                                                       

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki... 


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wada raha...dost ka DOST say...mein nah hoh gii bewafaa
ye Anu ki dharkaney sun raha hey Khuda 

chaahe tumhari aankhein  kis kadar mera dil
tumko nahi hai pataa
ye Anu ki dharkanein sun raha hey Khuda

dil ne kaha, dil ney suna
meinay tumhe TO-DO list k liye chuna


Punji bhaiyya will sing only 2 lines after *hitting head on the desk*

Meinay toh ley li hey kasam
follow keroo ga To-Do list janmo janam



KMH Theme (Arjun's View)
  
- Sonia

Ever Since, I heard you'

I felt you through your words                                                           

our melody struck the chords

I knew there was something                                                              

that binds me to you

Ever Since, I saw you'                                                                      

I knew you were different                                                                  

Pure blissful eyes so innocent                                                               

I knew I could do nothing more                                                           

To keep my thoughts from you


Ever Since, I touched you'                                                               

For once I felt so alive                                                                  

That now I desired to live                                                                  

A beautiful life of dreams                                                                 

So that I could grow old with you


Ever since, I doubted you'                                                                  

I lost my faith completely                                                                   

I grieved my broken heart silently                                                           

I was blinded by wrong                                                                    

So I didn't give a chance to you


Ever Since, I parted from you'                                                           

My heart felt sore and was bleeding                                                      

For you, it was pleading                                                                   

But I thought I was betrayed in love                                                    

And I wanted to avenge you


Ever Since, I have hurt you'                                                                

I knew nothing would ever pain me more                                                    

I could see you silently implore                                                            

For a reason that I never offered                                                        

Before my shutting my doors to you


Ever Since, I knew the truth'                                                               

I have cursed myself day and night                                                       

Now that I know that you were right                                                       

I wish I could wipe out all the bitterness                                                

And bring happiness to you


Ever Since, you left me'                                                                   

My heart don't bleed anymore                                                               

I can feel pain no more                                                                     

For it was gone numb                                                                      

And I know I don't deserve you


Ever Since, I lost you'                                                                      

I knew there's no meaning left to life                                                   

But I will live to feel the grief so rife                                                    

So what if I can't start afresh                                                           

I'll still live my life for you





Ek apple ki kahani...
  -Aruna(wishfor)

And the apple says.. 
 
 Her dreadful hand came onto me 
 And clutched me in a deathly grip 
 I heard some blabber (noise)  
 On why she likes apples so (shudder!!!)... 
 
 Her every bite 
 sent shivers thru' me 
 And her nonsense talk 
 Just turned me off.. 
 
 Let me tell u 
 Here and now 
 And I speak here 
 For all the apple-kind (like human-kind) 

that you are a NUT 
 Of the most unique kind 
 
Note:

If An Apple a day keeps the doctor away 
 A NUT a day keeps everyone away

 

Taare zameen per Maa song... Modified

    -Nupur & Minnie

Original Maa Track with full royalties paid to Aamir Khan........ 
Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin  
Par Cockroach Se Darta Hoon Main Maa

 
cockroaches aur Natasha se darta hoon main maa..   
Natasha jabhi mujhe apple khilaye 
Tumhare aanchal mein chup jaane ko dil karta hai maa...  
 
Papa ko Main Yeh Kehta Nahin 
Par Nutts ko dekh kar  Seham Jaata Hoon Maa 
Chehre Pe Aana Deta Nahin 
Par Hilloing & dilloing shuru kar deta Hoon Maa 
 
Hilne dulne se toh tum mujhe rok sakti nahi 
Par bakwas karne se toh rok sakti ho na maaa 
Tujhe sab hai pata duniya ki maa..

Nutts Ke saath Yun Na Chodo Mujhe 
Izzat bacha ke laut  Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa 
Bhej Na uske saath Mujkko Tu 
Apple aur Bhutte Kha Kha ke naa Maar jaun mein Maa

Neha's version

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin 
Par cockroach  se Darta Hoon Main Maa 
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin 
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa 
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa 
phir bhi chocolates de ke chali gayi..Meri Maa 
 
Ghar Mein apne Choda Mujhe 
 Is liye mein kabhi aana pau maa 
Doore kiya apne aap se tune 
Yaad Bhi nahi Aa thaa tha mein Maa 
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa 
Kya Itna Bura tha mera Hilna dulna 
 
Jab Bhi Kabhi dd (daku daddy) Mujhe 
sharab ke nashe mein jhula jhulatha 
Meri Nazar Dhoondhe Tujhe 
Sochu Yahi Tu Aa Ke bachalegi mujhe Maa 
 
Unse Main Yeh Kehta Nahin 
Par unki muu se badbu aati thi Maa 
Chehre Pe Aana Deta Nahin 
Dil Hi Dil Mein ultti karta Hoon Maa 
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Hai Naa Maa 
Phir bhi chocolates de ke chali gayi na Maa

Punji Praying for Arohi's Eyesight

   -Nupur's song 

The Full songs was like this..... 
 
"Gaane Do Gaane Do Mujhe Gaana Hai Are Blunder Jo Kiya Hai Wo Sudharna Hai 
aaj Hai meri Redemption ke Raat......." 
 
Mandir wala's singing....."Kaun Hai Woh.....Bolo Kaun Hai woh??? BoloBolo Kaun Hai Woh.... 
Us singing...." Samay ki maar khaya hua Insaan haaaaaaaaaaaai WOH!!!!" 
 
Hospital mein woh mera Aur Cheque book ka Intezaar Karegi.... 
Uske Siva maine kissi ka ab Naam Nahi Lena, Nuts & her apples se door he rahena....... 
Arohi Jaisi low aukat wali ko chahun yeh Dakoo Daddy ko Hairangi Hain..... 
Main Nutts ke saath Apple share karun yeh unki Deewaangi Hain....... 
Gaane Do Gaane Do mujhe gaana hai........ 
Blunder joh kiya hai woh sudharana hai........
 
 

KMH-Poetry

- Anjana

Pyaar ke bateeh toh har koi kar sakta hai
Par sabar aur samaj se kitne nibhateh hai?
Har zakhm jo woh muhje dehta
usske dil ko behaal kar jahta
toh usse mein kaise aur gham du?
Mein usse kaise gham de du...
meri hi gham mein jo dooba hai?
Humain bas itni mohabbat hai
Koi aur samje ya na samje

hamari mohabbat hum samje
 

Mein gunah kiya
   -Anjana

Mein gunah kiya
Mein pyaar kiya
par usse hi daard diya
jo mujhe pyar diya

Mein gunah kiya
usse daard diya
jo mujhe pyaar kiya
toh mein saza liya
Par phir se hui ek ghalti
 

KMH-Shayari
-Aruna


KMH ne Arjun ko jail bejha
Arohi ko gunga banaya
Hum sab ka sar chaata
Aur Anjana ko shayar banaya



KMH -Song
-Karishma

Tumko torture kare ke bhi torture kare ne ko karta hia dil,
Lecture de ke bhi "auwkad" lecture de ne ko karta hai dil,
Bhuk apple ki aane lagi ,
Sansoo mein meri sweater ki stink chahne lagi
Dil pe dewanagi chah gai is kadar,
Band ankhoon se bhi accuse tujhe kare ne ko karte hai dil,
Kaisai kahein hame kitni nafrat hai,
Haan kitni nafrat hai....



Punji singing song for Anu: Day Dreaming
    -Mehr

Aap ki Nazaron Ne Samjha, dosti Ke Kabil Mujhe Embarrassed hspace5
Dil Ki Ai Dhadkan Thaher Ja, Mil Gayee to-do list Mujhe Confused hspace5
Aapki Nazron Ne Samjha Embarrassed hspace5
 
Ji Hamen Manzoor Hai Stern Smile, Aapka Ye Faisla Ouch hspace5
Kah Rahi Hai Har Nazar, dost tumhara Shukriya Confused hspace5


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"Hiltey dultey...yuhi koi...mil gaya thaa" 😳😳

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sarak chaap bikhaari bun ker..jab sab oos ka saath chor dein gein πŸ˜†
Dost dost na raha *Anu ko dhekh ker* 😭, pyaar pyaar naa raha *Aro ko dhekh ker*

Zindagi hamein tera, aitbaar na raha,  aitbaar na raha
Script meray pyaar ki, gaya tha jisko saunp kar
Woh meri dost tum hi thi, tumhi to thi

Jo zindagi ki raah me bane thi meri hamsafar
Woh mere dost tum hi thi, tumhi to thi Day
Saare bhed khul gaye Shocked hspace5, raazdaar na raha
Zindagi hamein tera, aitbaar na raha, aitbaar na raha *hits head on the desk*
Dost dost na raha...😭


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Anu & her Dost singing:
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
are tode se bhi toote na ye Anu-punji ki jodi
ho ho ho
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
 
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situation hey...Dost is naaraaz with Anu bcoz of her never ending to-do list πŸ˜†
Anu will sing this to manaofy him πŸ˜‰ (that song mein gaoo or tum so jao will sound like this):
"tum rhooto or mein manaaoo *pulling cheeks* 😳
tum rhooto or mein manaaoo
to do list mein tum kho jao
 
maana aaj ka din hey lamba
maana list thi lambi
par jab Ekta badlegi
eik din story tumhari
us din k khwaab sajao
 
Then Anu will give him a *nudge* & he will come back to earth
Punji's reply will be in Punjabi song:
 
List list teri list nay kitta paagal meinno
ki haalat hoh gayee Dost di koi khabar nay tennoo
*hits head on the desk repeatedly*



Bhoot ko bhoot
    -Anjana

Bhoot ko Bhoot nahi bholu?

Toh Bhoot ko kya bholu?

Tumne tasveer nahi bheji!

Humne samja tum bhoot hoji!

Bhoot ko bhi tasveer nahi aati

Tumari bhi koi tasveer nahi aati

Hum ghalat kaha thai?

Ye tumhe paatah hai




AA bhi jaa
    -Mehr
(on Boby's request..here's a song for Karan Sing... πŸ˜ƒ Lucky Ali's song "aa bhi jaa")

Aa bhi jaa, aa bhi jaa, Karan Sing aa bhi jaa...(2) 😍
Mumbai ko kar alvida, jaldi say aa bhi jaaaa )...(2)
hamari, hamari dil ki, bardaasht ki oh seema kya hai 😑

Yun to, ghalti hai hamari, umeed tujh say, ho, too kaha hai πŸ˜•

Aro hey gagan, tu hai zameen, adhoori si tere bina
Mumbai ko kar alvida, jaldi say aa bhi jaa
Aa bhi jaa, aa bhi jaa, Karan Sing aa bhi jaa...(2)😍
 
p.s."ghalti hey hamari" is liye coz we are addicted to this show :)




Dondz Ki Memory Mein
  -Viss

dhondz dhondz na raha.....

Savita Savita na rahi...

BTV hame tera aitbar na raha...

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KMH ke veerano me ...

jab bhi Dil se pukaroge....

Mai aati rahungi...Mai aati rahungi....   

Jub dard ka mausam ho....

KMH ka sitam ho...DHONDU agar sath chhodde..

Dil se pukaroge ...To mai aati rahungi...

KMH Soap Talent

  -Minnie , An & Nupur

May be you can hang that with your bow on Punji's head.. saying I am finally hitched! 

Finally hitched, soon to be ditched

Without hitching and ditching, no BT serial can move forward...

& Lots Bitching........
MG perfect combo...
Put a lit bit of hitching.....then a bit of bitching.....shake it all up and comes out ditching...
the perfect BT combo as An said! It should be THERE tag Line!!!!

Savitha & Arjun ki Poetry
   -anuT


"Oh momji......
  Bada dukh deena
  Punji Jr. ne bada dukh deena
  Dictation likhwaye, mujhse coffee banwayi
  Mera mushqil kar diya jeena
  Bada dukh deena ...

  Uski hairstyle pe sar thokti hoon
  Uski dressing sense pe main roti hoon
  Meri advice ki kadar, use hogi magar,
  Poora adda kahega usse namoona...

 Bada dukh deena
 
 Meri ankhiyan, mere sapne
 Accident mein le gaya saath woh apne
 Sochu main din raat, shayad theek hi hai baat
 Kapdo ki jhagmag se ho jati blind varna...

 Bada dukh deena

 Sunkar meri Mom - duhai....
 Usne apni outfit change karwai...
 Aaj ho jayega murder, phir se pehna stinky sweater....
 Jiski qismat mein laundry thi kabhi naa....
Bada dukh deena"

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Puja
   -
Nupur

Om Jai Arjun Punj

Ab ye pyaas mitaao, humaarein paas aa jaao,

Hum karein tumhari seva

Om Jai Arjun Punj... 

TAN...Maan..but not dhaan sab kuch hai tera....

Tera tujh ko aarpaan, kya hai ab mera

Om Jai Arjun Punj!!!!

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Puja

   -Anjana

Aarmaan jo dil mein the dil hi mein rahe gayee

Sapne jo bandh aankhon se dekhi woh bhaigayee

Pyaar jo humne kiya naftrat meine bhikar gayee

Do dil toota aur haathon se Duniya choot gayee

Hamari prem kahani addaa aduri rahe gayee

Aab kabhi jhoota coffee ka moment aur na aayee

Aarmaan jo dil mein the dil hi mein rahe gayee

Source: Anjana's bad shayari classes with Unty con'ts

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Accident

   -Aditi

Yippeee..Accident ho gaya Rabba rabba Accident ho gaya rabba

Humne Wednesday ko Crap dekh a

Thursday ko Bakwass dekha

Friday ko accident ho gaya rabba rabba

Thoda  iske baap ka kassor

thda uske baap ka kasoor

Accident Ho gaya Rabba Rabba 

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Accident

   -Anjana

Kya bolti tuh?

Kya mein bolu?

Tuh chor deghi muhje?

Mein jaane du tuhje? 

Yeh kya hua?

Kab hua?

Kaise hua?

Dost Dost na raha

Anu Anu na raha

Pyaar ghost ho giya

Dost dusmani par aagiya

Warning letter milgiya

Shayari-For-All

   -Viss

 
@An: Your wish ...Arohiz BLIND-TRACK...

"Jis din vo High N Mighty se pehli bar mili thi...Vahi to Sabse bada accident tha..

Jub vo uss Tufan se takarai ..Aankhe band kar usi se mohabbat ki...Vahi to Ekta ka BLIND-TRACK tha.."

 

@ Anjana:  Your wish ...Is vo EK PAL..

"Sadiyon se hume jis EK PAL ka intezar hai...

Usi Ek PAL ne jeena dushvar kiya hai...

Unhe to kadra hi nahin uss PAL ki..

Unhe Ehsas bhi kahan hai..

Vo to hum hai Jinhone apne Vaqt ko unke liye bekar kiya hai..."

 

@ Sea-gl: yr wish........KS tum kahan ho......????

"Aapko Intezaar hai unke aane ka..

Aapko Intezaar hai unke aane ka..

Kya pata ..

Kal Tumhi Intezaar karo unke Jaaneka..."

 

@Nupur..:

Prem Deewani..

U r luv was true n pure ...u were doin Tan-Man-Dhan Seva..without any wish..U sud sing ths lines for him ...

"Me Dhundti thi tuzko Sunehri kirno me..Tu bhatak raha tha Andheri galiyo me..

Me Chahti thi tuzko ..me prem ki deewani...

Par maine paya tuzko Nafraton ke sheher mai..

Mai bhul baithi khudko...mai kaun hun mai kya hun..

Tu ataka huva kahin tha AUKAT ki ratan me.."


@ Adda PPL:

"Hazaron khwahise aisi ki har khwahis pe dum nikle..

Ab to sambhl jao..Aur kuchh aisa karo Ekta Apne Ghar se naa nikle.."

 

Kya-Say-Kya-Hoh-Gaya

   -Anut
 

Kya se kya ho gaya.....Ekta .....
is Bakwaas mein
Chaha kya kya mila...Ekta
is Bakwaas mein
Chalo sunhana bharam to toota,
jana teri creative team kya hai
Tout kiya tha different Lovestory
Yeh to  kaha 'Love' kahan 'Story' ban gaya hai
Humne kyaa kya na saha Ekta
Is aas mein.....
Sudhroge tum zara.....
Par....Humko kya mila.....Is Bakwaas mein

Hamare tumhare intelligence level mein
Meelo ke faasle hai
Yakeen nahi hota hai hum tumhara serial
Is tarah follow kar rahein hai
Hona hai aur kya ...
iske baad mein
Lowest point aa gaya...Is bakwaas mein...

Pyar-Ki-Dastaan

  -Anjana 

Humain mohabbat the

Tum kabhi bewaafa na the

Par yakeen hum karna sake

Daard ki zakhm dekh na sake

 

Kaal hum saath rehte bhi dur the

Aaj hum dur rehte bhi saath hai

Yeh kaise behuda mazak hai

Yeh kaise pyar ka dastan hai


Zakhme jo kabhi barna sake

Gham jo kabhi ghum na sake

Nazare jo kabhi hum juhka na sake

Aaj tumse chahe ke bhi mila na sake


Accident-Ke-Baad-Adda-Ke-Kavisamelan

  (Ref : May18th 2009 Epi)

Viss

Tabhi to kaha tha AN..

Hazaro khwahison ko dil me dabake rakho..

KMH valo se inhe chhupake rakho..

vo log Mauke ki talash me rehte hai..

Aur hamari Soch aur Ummedo se pare zatke milte hai..


By An

But, kya kaare,
Kuch haamre bhi armaan the,
Dekhe Arohi ko blind,
But, lagta hai, Arohi ho gayee,
Hate blind...

By Lata

BT ne hamare armaanon ka gala ghot diya...
Arohi ko na andha naa gehraa coma kiya...
Hp ko nahii maara, na hi Dk ko dard diya....
Ulta Arjun ko topi de kar hamein sar ka dard diya!!

By Anjana

Pyaar ki ghuzarish ki humne

Yeh kya gunah kiya humne

Kabhi "Ek pal" manga tha

Aab "OM" mangte hai

Hoga jo Ekta ki marzi

Mangna humari marzi 

 
By Viss

" Mera dil mere Armano ki Kabra ban gaya..

BT valo ne last moment pe Dhoka de diya.."

 
By Viss
 
Apani Ummedo ko tokra uthake mat chalo..

apni khwahiso ko baju pe rakho..

puchhti ho ek vakil hokar tumhara gunha kya hai..

Samne BT hai aur tumne Khwahison ko list jari kiya hai... 

 
By Anjana

Saach kabhi chupta nahi..

Himmat hai toh bol ke dehko

Kayar ho woh joh mauhlat mangte hai

gunah kiya toh maafi mange ke dekho

sazaa aur pryaschit ka farq jaan ke dekho 

 
By An

I love you and no longer fear rejection,
But, I dread the look in your eyes,
When you will say, Adios forever,
I can live with the thought that,
We were never meant to be together,
But, I cannot bear the cold looks,
When you tell me, I am a spineless scoundrel.

By Lata

Punji's thinking is needlessly complicated
He should've told the truth and let her be irritated
He should've proved his worth and with love left her saturated
Instead of poking taunts while leaving her all frustrated

He is incurring her wrath for reasons unknown to sense
He is haunted by his past and worried for future hence
When instead he could be happy now in the present tense
With Arohi successful and still her old cheerful self

By An

Punji is a human, a man of this planet,
Trying things his own way, telling Arohi,
the meaning of love in his unique way,
Do not expect him to take the often used path,
He is meaning to build a highway in the jungles of Amazon...

By Lata

Meaning of love?

Is definitely not crashing into your lover
Breaking her legs and making her suffer
Lovers don't taunt and in the shadows hover
Instead they sing ballads and set hearts aflutter
Loving is NOT for an emotional wreck, a lechy stalker.

By An

Love has different ways to show I care,
I am there when you stumble a little,
Your eyes will never see my presence,
My eyes will follow you till the last end,
Protecting you from every hurdle and stare.

I have hurt you, and given you pain,
I hurt now thinking what have I done,
But, I am trying to undo my doing,
Give me a chance to explain when I
Come at the door, seeking your hand.

It's not easy to stand here, and see you
Take a step away from me, but today
there is no choice and options left,
Seeing you from far away is the only way
I can reach your home tomorrow. 

By Lata

The pain you gave me was immense
I lost all faith, gave up all hope
And began to see the world through a tainted lens

Now you say that you are on a path to repent
That your ignorance was to be blamed for the damages caused
But hurt can't be undone, nor the suffering be unspent

Now you say you looked above me from paths that were shadowed
But the truth is you left me alone to pick up the pieces
Instead of being by my side, in the sidelanes you wallowed

Tomorrow I'd have moved onto avenues that lie ahead
You too should move on and let me be -
Forget the darkness and look towards sunshine instead

By Viss

Hilna hai to duniya ko hilao Khud hilne ki kya zarurat hai..?

Poetry karni hai to Angrezi me karo ..Hindi me karne ki kya zarurat hai..?


Dondz-Welcome-Shayari-Kavisamelan

  (Ref : May19th 2009 Epi)

   -Adda Ppl

Minnie

KMH ne kya se kya bana diya
Arjun ko Aukat ka shahenshah
Aur Viss ko uske chande ka katora thama diya

By An

This is reply to your yesterday's post:

I am not waiting for the sun to rise,

I have seen the beam in the darkness,

 

I am not standing on your way,

You are free like the bird flying high,

Just building a nest for you, in case

You want to escape and take a rest.

 

I am not following you or seeking company,

I have befriended your smiling image.

 

I am waiting for you to climb the ladder,

Reach the top without fumbling,

Just standing close to you, so that

You can always rest your head on my shoulder.


I am not desiring anything from tomorrow,

I have found peace and meaning in today. 


By Lata

I appreciate you being there for me, I do
But don't you understand, I don't need you!

I can find my own ways, I can build my own nests
I want to fumble and fall, to learn from my own tests

You are standing close to be my solace
But I can't forget the hate and malice

I lost faith in us through experiences past
But hope that the peace you found always lasts

 
By Viss  

Dil-E-Armaan Ujad gaye the jiske jane ke baad...

Vahin sajaya hai basera baharone Uske aane ke baad..


Tyag Aur Balidan ki murat ho tum..

Gar mohabbat ko naa dekhaho kisine...

To kehdun.. Mohabbat ki surat ho tum...

Mere har Jikra mai tumhara naam hai...

Arjun nahin ..hamare pyare Dhondu ho tum...

 
By Viss

Hamari hasti mit jayegi ..Lafzon ke saath...

Agar hum Mumbai jayenge to.. Shayari ke saath...

Vo aur honge jo badal jate hai...vahan jake..

Mumbai hi badal jayegi..Hamare Kadam rakh ne ke saath..

By An

While chasing your dreams,
Flying your kite high in the sky,
You may never want to look back,
But, do not ever tell me that,
You never ever loved me.

By Lata

Your love was once all the faith I needed
To give wings to my wishes and send them soaring
But my faith you spurned to such an extent
That it took me a while to start dreaming again

I can't deny the love I once felt, however
The snatches of shared past are fading away
At one time my heart burned with unbound ardour
But now, not even the cinders remain

By An

You are burning in bitterness,

It is taking a long while to heal,

Why is that you are still mourning,

Eyes tell a different story, and

You are running towards the sea,

Where I stand looking at the

Breaking day, and its beautiful hues! 

 
By Lata

Bitter I'm not, neither am I in mourning

I simply say that life's taught me much meaning

That never again will I trust so willingly

Strangers with a fickle heart

 
I dream again, even though I'd forgotten how

And while I chase them with a renewed zeal

I cherish soft winds and flowing streams more

Happiness is me, bursting forth from many corners

 
By Anjana

Tumhari saaman meri paas hai

Mera zindagi aab tumhari pass hai

kaal mere dukh tumara dard tha

Aaj tumhari dard mera dard hai

Tumhe zakhm humne hi diya

Par tumhe humko khushi diya

Chand lambho ki liye hi sahi

Par kuch to khushi hum payi

Sayad is janam ke liye woh kaafi

Aab kabhi na mange saku maafi  

 
By Anu
 
@Anjana: All i remember when u do shayari is  "Mein shayar tho nahin.....magar hey AP ...jabse dekha...meine KMH ko ...shayari agayi"

 
By Anjana 

Kabhi hum humsafar the

Aaj tumhari humsaya hu

Par muhje fakhar hai ki

Tumne mujhe pyaar kiya

Aur fakhar hai ki aaj

tum meri pyaar ho 

muhje fikaar hai toh

aapni nahi tumhari

hum saath nahi par

mein tumhari hi hu 

 
By Anjana

I may lack ambition, but i had dreams

not of apple gardens and honeybees

of a life with roads with travelled together

but i may have now ruined that forever

so with sorrow i have let your hand go

and will henceforth be your shadow

you will not know that i am even there

but i will always be there where you are

for now basking in your spirit n' essence

but, i still have your stuff n' some hope

that when you reach your destination

and i reach out, you won't reject me

will give me a chance to say my sorry

and know that i respecfully mean it   

 
By Anjana 

Dhondu nahi aapki Dhondz hu

Mein lakhman toh aap meri Ram

Muhje yahan chood ke maat jaao

Bharat aab bhi zinda hai Salil mein

Usko dehdo aap yeh samaan

Muhje dehdo sirf ek aur mooqka

Sirf peeche peeche chalne ki

aur torah khayal rakeneki

mein kahana nahi makunga

par kahana zaroor dehdunga

aaj leh chaalo aap sirf muhje

mein zindagi bhar saat dunga 

 
By Anjana 

Tuhi tuhi mera sapna hai

aur koi mere aapna nahi

yeh ehsaas tumne na jana

tum bin mein behgana

teri chaah mein duniya kya

khud ko bhi bhula dhunga

muhje bhi pata nahi kya

sahi aur kya hai galat

pata hai to sirf yeh ki

meri galati maafi ki layak nahi

khushi hai ki muhje samaj hai

aur intezaar hai usse din ka

jab mein phir kabil hu tumari

 
By Anjana

Teri mohabbat pe aaj mujko yaaken

par mein khoya hu tumhari yakeen

baas sirf teri khushi ki khwaish hai

aur dil mein ek choti si tamana hai

ek din ka jaab meet jaya sab fasle

ek pal ka jaab samah phir humara  

 
By Anjana

Mein shayar nahi

Unty ka sirf neice hu

tumko koi taklif ho

to muhje na batao

mein kaha iss kabil hu

 
By Anjana 

Mein kabhi ek pari thi

Aaj mein dusman hu

jis ke liye mein marthi thi

usne muhje dokha diya

kissi aur ka dost hogaya

muhje pucha bhi nahi

yeh kya sila diya

meri chaaha ka yeh 

 
By Anjana

Yeh kya ajeeb eshaas hai

Har taraf tum hi tum ho

mein koh gayi hu tuhme

 

Yeh kya ajeeb eshaas hai

hum kal milne na milne

hamesh saath mein hai 

 
By Anjana

Teri sapna aab meri sapna hai

Ek pal ke liye mein dehdi zindagi

par koi gham nahi khush hai

kuch karene ki tamana hai

aaj jeene ki tamana hai

fanaa ho ne ki khwaish hai

phir tumhari hone ki intezaar hai 

 
By Anjana

Reel world romance is real world sexual harassment

Reel world hero goodlooking real world u don't want to look

Par usse duniya ka zero (Dhondz) is duniya ka hero ho sakta

Unka rhona dhona humara mazak ha wajah ho sakta hai

So unki duniya aur meri duniya ek duniya mein hai par alag hai!

 
By Karishma

anjana dreaded the long sleepless nights
A plea for rescue from punjis sight

Torn between duty and love
The good lawyer rises like a dove
Fluttering off to do her job
Of defending some apple eating sloth
Who won't even pay her bill
Nor ever thank her for her skill
In springing him from that P&M jail
And dazzling the court to save his pineapple hair

By Viss

umne pukara aur hum chale aaye...

Jaan hatheli par le aaye re......

"An ka virtual Billionair status kaam kar gaya hai....

Aur hamare ek laute lawyer ko table k neeche se inaam de gaya hai.." 

 
By Anjana

have a special poem by a special poetess:

How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of Being and Ideal Grace.

I love thee to the level of every day's

Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.

I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;

I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.

I love thee with the passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith

I love thee with a love i seem to lose

with my lost saints, - I love thee with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all of my life! and if God choose,

I shall but love thee better after death.

(Source: Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

 
By Anjana

Zehre aur shak ko 

Aapni paas hi rakho

Mein khotta nahi hu

Tumhari tara nahi hu

Ki peeche se kissi se

Var kararungi aur neech se

Kuch kaama bhi lungi

Mein joh bhi karungi

Khul aam samane karungi 

 
By Manisha

Oye balle balle  ki dhodhu ji wapis aa gaya.. oye balle balleki screen pe wapis se cha gayaa..oye balle balle...  ji balle balle .. oye balle balle ki show pe rang cha gayaa.. oye balle balle ki punji ke sang aa gaya.. ...oye balleee balleeee

By Aruna

Here's one for An

An ne kaal party di
Darvaje pe khadi rahi
Swagat ka tho bahana thi
Sabse chavani lete gayi

Bill ka jab samay aaya
An hamari ho gayi gul
Anu ne jo sambhal liya
Warne ho jaati badi mushkil

Virtual world ka chavani hain
yahi pe tho use dena hain
bahar wale kya jaane
Ki bakwas ki yeh keemat hain

Abhi Aur bhi chavani aani hain
KMH abhi kafi hain
Aur bakwasoon ki umeed hain
yeh BT ka jo silsilay hain

By An

Mujhe hai jaroot chavaniyo,
Kyonki Dhondz hai ab,
Dakku Daddy ke den mein,
Usko nikalna hai aur
Mumbai nagari mein banana,
Hain famous superstar...

Meine jo bhi kiya,
Bas kiya Dhondz ke liya,
Bas itna hi favourite hai...

By Aruna

Dhondz ka tho bahana hain
  Jaab aphi hi barna hain
 Aisa An ka kehna hain 

By An

Kuch chavaniya reah jaaye,
mere chote se pocket mein to,
Meri kya galti hai, woh to pocket
aur chavaniyo ka pyaar hai...

By Aruna

Chavani se karna kya
Apno se bada hain kya
Arjun se tho seekho kuch
Tyaag karo yeh sab kuch

By Aruna

KMH ka tho pata nahin
Arjun chahe jaye woh jail
Arohi gaya ya khaya ras (agulla)
Par Hame choda hain bakwas ka dher

By An

Sanki Punji hai fool,
Chal diya hai hoke,
Than Than gopal
aur Pahuch gaya jail...

Sab aapne hai,
Jab tak hai chavaniyo,
ke polti mere pass...
Samjhi Aruna...

By Minnie

@An:
Teri chavvani ki chaah ne macha diya bawaal
Itna sab hone ke baad kya chodo gi tum yeh hai sawaal
Dhondu ke liye kuch bhi ji haan jaroor
Par kya iske liye court jana bhi hai manjoor?

By Minnie

Dhondu ke liye jail jaogi tum
Par kya wahan Arjun ko jhel paogi tum
Uski bak bak se Ganga bhi hai ghayal
Himmatwali ho jo razi ho banane ke liye pagal

By Viss

@An:
"Dhondu ki aad me Arjun se pyar...

 Dil me iqrar Aur Public Adde pe inkar.."

By Aruna

An ki baath suna nahin
Ek kahani ki baath nahim
Usse tho aur bhi hain sunni
 
Har din ek nayi story
kaisi hogi khwaish puri
Yeh An ko tho bahana hain
Arjun ko jo dekthe rehna hain

By Aruna

Adda mein aaj kya hua

Sabki shayari banthi gayi
 
Kal Arjun ne kya hasdi
Tho Adda mehfil bangayi

By Viss

@Anjana: "Aankhe jub khuli to..aapko Nadiya ke paar dekha.."

Apani hi aankhon pe yakin naa raha jub aapko

Khud ke saath naa dekha...

Uske bavajud aapko dhundha kiye hum

ke kabhi iss par dekha kabhi uss par dekha.."


" Pata tha unki ek Muskurahat ke saath Beh jaoge..

Barso ke kisi khaas ko bhul jaoge..

Hume lagata tha sadiyon ka hamara saath hai..

Par jante na the ke tum pal me hi saathi badal jaoge.."

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Poetry continued...
 
Arjun-Arohi-Adda-Ki-Kavisamelan

  (Ref : May22 2009 Epi)

   -Adda Ppl


By Viss

"Kuchh pal jo khaas hote hai..Guzar jane ke baad Ehsaas hote hai..

Maana Saath nahin rehte ..Par firbhi Dil ke bahot paas hote hai...

Vo haseen lamhe..vo khoobsurat pal ..Sunehri yaad hote hai.."

For Arjun ..ths lines are apt..He has to live in d beautiful memories of Arohi..Otherwise he has lost his life 

By An

Love is just you,
Pure and divine,
Innocent and radiant,
Love is just you

Love is just my moment,
Rain and the peacock dance,
Sand and the holding hands,
Love is just my moment

Love is just you and me,
Smiles and closed eyes,
Unspoken words and songs,
Love is just you and me

Love is just us,
One soul and two beats,
Two beliefs and one life
Love is just us!

By Aruna

Love is not for those who shan't
Love is not for those who can't
Love it is for who shall;
Take the road where there is none

By Viss

Jo bevakufi hum kar chuke hai Aur kar rahe hai..

Aap vo bevkufi na karne par afsos jata rahe hai..?

Aap bach gaye hai..

Par hum apana vaqt aur hunar iss Crap par gavan rahe hai..

By Anut

Her dreams, my goals
Her wishes, my commands
Her happiness is why I strive
Her love, the reason I survive.....


By Viss
 
Der se aaye durust aaye..

Pehli party to An ki chavvaniyon ke chakkar me miss kar di thi..But ab free party hai ..so why not?

Mai apne andaaz me KS ke aagman ko salam karti hun..


Kitani Duvaon Ke baad tumhe haasil kiya hai..

Kisine har vaqt tumhaara naam liya hai..

Ye to pata nahin tumhaara aana kya rang layega..

Tumhe bulane se safar aasan ya muskil kiya hai.. 

 
By Viss

Karan Singh:

Bahot sanjoye the armaan..usike liye chale aao..

Arjun aur aarohi ke liye naa sahi..

Apple ki bigadi hui image sudharne hi chale aao..

 
By Viss

Arjun:  

Maana tumhare haath Aarohi ke haathon me achhe lagate hai..

Par ab jub saath choota hai to sirf hathkadiyon me achhe lagte hai..


By Boby
 
Me singing for KS....

Baharon phool barsao mera KS laut aaya hai

Mera KS laut aaya hai  

Baharon phool barsao mera KS laut aaya hai

Mera KS laut aaya hai

Hawao ragni gayo mera KS laut aaya hai

Mera kS aaya laut  hai

Wo lali phool ki mehendi lagadega wo Arohi ki haato mein

Arohi ki haato mein.........

 
By Viss

But if KS has interupted AA love story..Thn Boby listen carefuly.. 

Jise bulaya hai tumne Bage-baharon me..

Vo gar aagaya Do pyar karne vaalo me..

To Boby sunlo tum..

Tumhe baant denge hazaro me..

Aur har tukde ko fenkenge mahasaagaro me..

 
By Viss
 
Arjun requested to all creativez:          

Mai iss duniya ka hi nahin lagata..Muze u aazaad naa rakho..

Hilata rehta hun mai ... sab ko hilaata rehta hun..

Muze kaid karlo aee Duniya vaalo..

mai ujaadta rahun bane huve tinkon kaa basera..aise haalat naa rakho..

these lines were spoken by him to creativez..But he was liyin ..u know why ..read ths one (After his entry into jail..)

 

Yahaan aana meri chaahaton me saamil na tha..

Bhala jail mai bhi kisiko raahat hoti hai?

Ye to duniya ka sitam dekha ..aur bahana bana diya..

Roz adde pe jaata hun to ghabraahat hoti hai..

Issi liye ye safar tey kiya hai..

Khud ko adde se dur kiya hai..

Ab jaa kar ye jaana hai..Chain ki ek saans kaisi hoti hai.. 

 
By Viss

Bas Anjana ki sajaayi hui iss mehfil se hum rukhshat chaahte hai..

Bus ab aur is zamane par apne labzon se sitam nahin karte..

Aur saath hi apne dimaag ka bhi chaino-sukun chaahte hai... 

 
By Viss
 
@ Anu:

 U want me to write on myself Anu..so il have to.. il hv to on my birtday..Let me praise myself..


Ae Paththar Dil-Zamane..

Kya kya naa saha maine.. 

 
Chahe KMH ka sitam ho..

Chahe Anu ke ROFL's ho.. 

 
Vo An ki Chavvani..

Party me na mili entry.. 

 
Vo Anjana ka dhokha..

Mera saath usne chhoda..

 
Vo Lovely ke dande..

meri Aarohi ke sarpe.. 

 
Vo Boby ka KS invitation..

Muze mil gayi frustration.. 

 
Vo Mehr ke phoolon ki baris..

yad aayi Punji ke pyar ki numayis..

Itana agar sitam ho..

Itana jo gar gam ho..

Fir bhi agar zinda hai..

To kuchh khas baat hai humme..

 
By Anjana

@ Adda.. air.. lack there of and KMH song now starting to get to me... 

Tumko annoy kar ke bhi annoy karna chaata hai dil

Bore kar ke bhi Bore karna chaata hai dil

Annoyance aane laagi - Saaso mein bhadbuu chaane laagi

Kaisey Kahey Hum Kitani Bloopers dete Hai - Kitani Bloopers dete hai

Kaisey Kahey Humain Kitani Confusion Hai - Kitani Confusion hai

 
Dil pe Ekta se dushmaani chaagayi iss kadar

Baandh aankhon se bhi HP ki death aayee nazar

Kaisey Kahey Hum Kitani Mistakes karte Hai - Kitani mistakes karte hai

Kaisey Kahey Humain Kitani Questions Hai - kitani questions hai 

 
By Anjana

Diya tha tumne mujhe aapna haath

Pakara tha meine tumhara haath

Woh haath mere haath se choot gaye

Aur meri duniya - meri dil loot gayee 

 
Aaj muhje kissi aur ki parva nahi

Aab muhje koi gham bhi nahi

Bas jee rahi hu - saas hai iss liye

Yaad hai toh baas joh tumne diye

Fariyad hai toh tumari khush ki

Tamana hai tumari ek haasi ki 

 
By Anjana

Mangte toh dehte ek dil ke liye duniya                                        

Aapne manga nahi par loot liya duniya                                           

Pyaar mein aapne muhje diya dhoka                                           

Natasha Mittal se kar liye aapne roka


Aab tanhai meri saathi - meri zindagi                                       

waada kiya tha ek pal ke liye zindagi                                          

Par bolla tha ke azmana maat kabhi                                                

Jhoote waade koi azmaata kabhi


Aab karu bhi toh mein kya karu                                             

Shikayad karu toh bhi kisse karu                                               

Ghalati kiya ke mein pyaar kiya                                             

Bewakuf tha joh aapko dil diya


Aisi bhul aur na hogi kabhi mujhse                                             

Aab sirf nafrat karungi mein tujhse



Arjun-Arohi-Adda-Ki-Kavisamelan

  (Ref : June1 2009 Epi)   -Adda Ppl

By Anjana

Kaun Sarak Chaap Bikari?

park bench par sota hai                                                                                                                                 

samundar mein nahata hai                                                                                                                                   

dusro ki coin lekhe wish mangta God se


-dost ko bolta.. hang up kar paise nahi hai.. tu bolta bahoot hai.. 

By Lata

Arohi ki baatein badi badi.......
Punji ke baal khade khade......
Karu ke dialogue sade sade.....
Salil aur Purvi vele khade...

Yeh kaisi mohabbat hai??
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


By Aruna

Punji break letha hain
  bhudi ma ko bejtha hain
  break ke baad ayega
  Aur sardard layega

 Mahanta abhi bakhi hain
  Par hume yeh kafi hain
 Punji jaldi jail jaaye
 Taki hume chain aaye


By Ishi

This is what we have to recover from right now:
*headaches and hairloss from all the head banging and hair pulling
*Blurry vision due to all the visual attyachar
*Hearing damage due to  repeatidly having to hear lousy,useless,nonsense dialogues


By Anjana

AP to Evil K, A, and Ekta

Pyaar bhavagvan ki den hai

Yeh OM meri Arohi ki den hai

Isse mein har waqt pehnta hu

Jail mein bhi usko yaad karta hu

Kabhi saath thi jo haath choot gaye

par yeh pyaar ka ehsaas nahi gaye

Yeh OM humari pyaar ki nishani

Usse tum na phero thanda paani

By An
 
Anu: This is for you...

Look up Anu, can you see the clouds,
There a smiling one is looking at you,
As you dazzle and sizzle in the adda,
Looking forward to many more posts...


Congratulations... πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
 
By Anjana 
@An
There once was a Turkey
who wished to be a Peacurky
So, she robbed everyone blind
Left her pauper friends behind
All she desired was a makeover
Can a lost soul like that startover
when she has no more friends left
She lost them all becoz of her theft
Now she must become like valmiki
Repent for a week without mickey 

 
By Anjana

Woh ladki nahi - jannat ka nur hai
Waha ki ek khoobsurat pari hai
Uske ke saamne mein kuch nahi
Sach yeh mein zero hu hero nahi
Usko shayad ab mein paa na saku
Kabhi zindagi mein aur choo na saku
Par phir bhi ho tum meri pyaari Pari
Jis ke liye mein de du zindangi saari

By Aruna 
 
Anu the pauper
Becomes a dazzler
As she rambles on & on (& some ROFL 🀣)
Just as her dost meaders on πŸ˜†
 
By Anut
 
Why don't I believe
That I hate you
Despite all that you've done in the past
The tears I shed in solitude
The grief which still pierces my heart
Is all a measure of my hurt
Hurt which in a way is self inflicted
How else do you explain?
Despite my claims to the contrary
Only you can give me so much pain....
 

Anu, teri ishq mein rang da mohe

-Anjana

ROMEO AND JULIET

Act 2, Scene 2
ROMEO

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!
 
By An

 
My jail venture will be called...  Punji Ki Yatra, Punch Line: "Punji in Jail, All Hail and Wail..."
 
By Minnie
Punji in Jail
All Hail and Wail
Drop me a penny
To see Punji honey
Tissues are a steal
Buckets are dime for three
I'll make ya a deal
Buy one get one free

 
By Anjana 
once  i reminded you all is fair in love
i cannot now complain you are unfair
i love you still without any expectations
in so doing, give you the power to hurt
i have no hope that it will ever be right
but that's alright, i have no expectations
i love because i cannot do otherwise
you hate because you are not wise 
all i ask is that you leave me alone
I cannot bear your sullen presence  

By Minnie
 
Nahiiiiiiiiiiiii...............!!

Tauba tera Adda
Tauba tera pyaar
Mat kar hum par visual atyachaar
 
 
By An

There is something about life,
That keeps us moving ahead,
Rather than mere surviving,
We dream of standing at the cliff,
Spreading our wings and flying.

 
By Minnie
 
That something about life
Is nothing more than your spirit
Dreams can shatter, fall off the cliff
But I know you'll always make it!!

 
By Minnie
 
Jidhar nazar daliye
Udhar sharmindgi hai
Zamane ko ho kya gaya hai
Ab dupatte bhi kafi nahi hai πŸ˜†
 
By An
 
Mehr ko karna parega new discovery,
Karna parega cardboard box ka intezaam,
Ya to inko karde lock, ya khud ho jaaye locks

 
By Minnie
 
Mehr ayegi mooh chuptate chupate 😳
Kahi dekh ke aisi harkatein
Ho jaye na woh sharam se lal ☺️
Main toh sochu kya hoga bekasur padhne walon ka haal?
Samjdhar ko ishara kafi hai
Kisiko kuch karna ab jaroori hai πŸ˜‰

 
By An
 
Mehr hamari choti se pari,
Sochti hogi, kaha mein gayee phas,
Kya Kya log karte hai baatein,
Aur phir uspar ho jaate hai ROFL.

 
By Minnie
 
Baatein toh karte hain sabhi
Kuch aisi kuch waisi
Par dilko jo acchi lage
Wohi baat hai sacchi 

By Minnie
 
Jo bhi bolo accha bolo
Shabd woh teer hai jyo
Kaman se choote toh wapas nahi aye
Kisiko dukhaye isse accha na boliye

By An
 
Minnie ne kiya sabdo se war,
Mithi mithi baaton se jaadu kiya,
Par Anjana aaj hai gum
,
Pata nahi kyon hai thodi sun...

 
By Minnie
 
Aaj Adda bada hai suna
Hum dono ne shabdo ko yun buna
Aa jaye saare dost toh mache de hangama
Tab tak tum mujhko yunhi jhelti rehna.. πŸ˜†

 
By An
 
Adda is quite silent sa,
People have taken a bow,
disappeared in the real world,
Serial mein bhi ab woh baat nahi rahi,
Ki logo kare word-bank ka use... πŸ˜† (What crap have I written)... πŸ˜†
 
Minnie, tussi ho Kabir ki Pupil,
Always fresh like a Tulip,
Funny, Funny joking girl,
We all love your classy humor  πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†
 
By Minnie
 
Agar main hoon Tulip
Toh tum sab ho Roses
Khushboo tumhare likhne se aati hai
Meri toh bas chalti hai yunhi bakwaas! πŸ˜†

 
By Minnie
 
Aaj jaane kyun laga mujhe
Poorane din laut aye
Dekh ke tu-tu mein mein
Man kiya gujare zamane dekh aayein

Dekh rahi hoon baith kar
Punji ki saari cutesi harkatein
Kya woh din the jab innocence jag gaya
Aur ek aaj ka din hai jab towliya bhi na sambhala gaya πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
 
 
By Anjana
 
Kaal Swami ko hum banadiya Angel
Aur Aaj Adda ka naam par daaba
Par tum joh lot aayaa Paris se
Toh chalo uski khushi mein party
 
By Anut
 
@Karan -
Towel mein bahar jaaoge to halla mach jaayega
Adda kargoge badnaam tum
Karo na aisa kaam tum
Tumko aise dekhkar naya To -do list banjayega πŸ˜†

By Anjana
 
i am Punji's real friend
I defend his girlfriend
all is fair in love and war
and this is love ka war
i just work for the devil
but am not really evil
i am her only advocate
i defend her right to hate
 
By An
 
Anjana tussi ho Devil,
Kuch to karo Civil,
Make some juice,
to create a truce,
Punji do high jump,
So Arohi can dump
Everything is gol,
It's like a blackhole

La la la la... la la la... 🀣

 
By Aruna

Anjana says she's not evil
An calls her the devil
Both show traits of evil
To call another a devil πŸ˜†

By An
 
We are not a tribe of evil
We do not belong to clan of devils,
We are sweet and simple,
Like the Jalebi at the temple...
πŸ˜†
 
By Aruna

Jalebi at the temple
Sweet and simple?
What is gol gol with a hole
sweet & simple? how impossible!!!

 
By An
 
Aruna needs a dictionary,
Is there a word called impossible,
Again repeat, sweet and simple,
Just like the sugary Jalebi at the temple...

 
By Anjana
 
Mein jalebi nahi
Sirf ek kela hu
simple si cheez hu
par sabko gira sakti hu
 
(inspired by KS)
excuse me while i go eat a kela..
By Aruna
 
Apple ho yah kela
sab khaye akela
Share karke deekho
Arjuhi Punuts se tho seekho
 
By Aruna
 
Open the dictionary
Rifle thru'  for possible
Add I 'm to it
Makes the possible impossible

(I aM) possible = impossible 

 
By An
 
Want to twist your ear,
Dictionary is a word bible,
Mix & Match do not work,
Not here and not in any sphere... 🀣

 
By Aruna

sandi-viched, I learnt from you
Two words together make the third
A dictionary is a growing bible
Look thru' now & there's impossible
By An
 
English dictionary says,
We eat sandwich yumm,
Word count in Bible growing,
But, they killed impossible
Eons ago, and that is how it stays

 
By Aruna
 
An don't quibble
 Impossible's not a word,
 Found in a word bible.
 Impossible's a thought 
 Visible only, to the mind's eye.

 
By An
 
Let me give you a trophy,
Filled with colorful toffees,
You can eat all the candies,
And, give back my trophy... 😳 πŸ˜†

 
By Parm-Kaur
 
Woh jab door tha to bhi kitne paas tha,
Kaisa meetha sa woh bhi ek ehsas tha,
Aaj woh paas ho ke bhi kitna door hai,
Yarab kismat ko shayad yehi manjoor hai!

 
By Minnie

Look at the potential for all these movies in KMH..

Ganga jee convincing him, Maan jao sajna
she tracking Arohi, Dhoondte reh jaoge
hearing Arohi ki 2 years ki story, Daastan -e- Arohi
Punji out of jail...Main azad hoon
Arohi half-heartedly romancing Karu...Kisse pyar Karu
seeing Punji's shadow... Shhhssshhhh Koi Hai
start of tu-tu mein- mein..Baaton baaton Mein
love track, Pyar, ishq, mohabbat
then the misunderstaing... Judaai πŸ˜†
 
By Aruna
 
why oh why we wonder
The soap world knows no answers
Each new twist's a bender
Like a backhand stroke of  federer  (Nupur's federer inspired) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
 
By Minnie
 
nazar nazar ka farak hai
tum jisse horror kehti ho
mujhe woh comedy lagta hai
aur kuch ho na ho
BT ka show baal ki khaal tak pohcha hi deta hai πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
 
By Anjana
 
Punji tu si great ho
Machiavelli ki bhai ho
Yeh tum Arohi ko bol sakte the
Par starfish ho isliye nahi bole 
 
By Aruna
 
punji ki mahanta
hume badhi chubti
yeh kaisa pyar ki kahani
Jo saaya bi bane Jhansi ki Rani  πŸ˜† (remembered Anajana noticed some girl/daughter traits in Punji)
 
By Anjana
 
@Nupur -
tum lot aaye
par humare liye
kaya leh aaye?
jaaoo cafe kolo
bhuke logo ko
chaavani lo
aur kahana do 

By Nupur
 
Laut Toh Hum Aaye
DIL apna Federer ke pass Chod aaye......
Deep deep SIGH!!!!
 
By Anjana
 
Hum star ka fishy mamla samja
par ye jail ka ghafla nahi samja
Decay phir hogayee hai gayab
shayad woh bhi bangaye shahib
aur Sav ke saath ghum ne gaya
par sab ki tarah park nahi gaya
 
By An
 
Punji will go to jail,
When Punj makes a call,
Then Punji will recall,
What happened of bail ...
Which he kicked out like a ball... πŸ˜†
 
By Minnie
Jaane kaise log hote hain
Party mein bulate hain
Khana dikhate hain
Hum khaye iske pehle
Sab kuch chaaat kar dete hain πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† 
 
By An
Kya kare Aruna ne yesha
Impossible kaam kiya,
Bas Jalebi he bachi thi,
As consolation prize... πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Tumhare liya rakhi thi,
Par Anjana thi thodi dukhi,
dekh Punji ko karte slip,
So, me shared your share... πŸ˜†

By Aruna
 
 
Punji's road to jail
Not yet my dear friends
More crap's on its way
As punji's greatness's not yet done

 
By Aruna
 
An ke baat pe na jaana
jeb apni hain usse pyari
party party ka gaye gaana
Waise last party mein ho gayi murghi hamari

By Minnie
 
Subah uthata hain nahata nahi
Phir harmonica bajata hai
Garden mein jaake phoolon se baatein karta
Khud pagal ki tarah hasta rehta
Pakad ke jail cell mein dalo toh
Apna Snake dance shuru karta
Yeh hai Punji ki zingadi ka trailor
Poori picture dekhni hai toh kharido tour tickets from An jailor πŸ˜†
By Anut
 
You wanted new lyrics for the KMH song

How about this?

Tere ishq ki inteha meri barbadiyaan
Tere ishq ki hasil meri tanhaiyaan

Kare kaise tujhse shiqwa gile
Dil ki kareebi na ho to hote hain faasle

Khud ke hi thehre gunehgaar hum
Diya haq ki kare tu hum par sitam


Haan hain humein tumse itni mohabbat hai, itni mohabbat hai
 
By An 
 
@Minnie: Shadows do not like doing shadowy work... they only like to listen to bak-bak and then reiterate their pledge.

You are my love,
I'll die for you,
I'll live for you,
I'll make you a success,
I have dedicated my life to you,
When you become a star
I'll go to jail for free accommodation,
I cannot see you at top
While I stand at the road,
Seeking ALMS for survival.
 
By An
 
"Minnie is sad,
She is feeling bad,
Why Punji is penniless,
Cheer-up, Cheer-up,
I'll give him my chavanis. 😊"
 
By Minnie
 
"Punji bane bhikari yeh thi meri asha
kitna dard hoga yeh na maine socha
phir bhi uske jail jaane ka hai intezaar
khatam ho jaye uska homeless avtar πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
 
By An
 
We not giving any party Minnie, Karishma will throw that party, and we''ll sell my jail tour tickets in that party...

Na kaho use bechara,
Woh to chalta phirta,
Mahant hai, usko na
Chahiya daulat, na drink,
Usko to chahiya bas jail,
Ki seclusion and shanti
Par mil gayee usko Ganga
ki Pavitrata aur manshanti... πŸ˜†
 
By Minnie
 
Pavitra Rishta chodkar
Ganga chali sunane Punji ki dastaan
Punji hai ki leta nahi rukne ka naam
Arohi kar rahi apple ke bageeche mein naach gaana
Arre besharam kabhi bhoolese Punji ko bhi yaad karna
 
By Anut
 
Har choti si naakaami par
De diya naam shehar ko
Khwab se badhkar ki haqueeqatein hai yahan
Par kuch karne ki himmat to ho...
 
By Minnie
 
Mera naam hai Arjun
Sabse accha nishanebaaz
Aayi gadi kood pada main samne
Dekho kaisa hoon main dramebaaz 🀣
 
By An
 
Mein hoon Purshotam Ram Arjun Punj,
Vachan Nibhana hai, Gangotri ko sukhana hai,
Nishana lage na lage par khud ko
Aaj ka uchatam Purush banana hai... πŸ˜†
 
By Aruna
 
Arjun as the shaker   (dance)
Was great fun indeed
Arjun as a joker
Sounds like fun indeed....
 
By Shreya (mchopra)
 
ok here are a few lines on love from my side..its the first time so dont kill me if its awful...

pyaar kya hai

pyaar junoon hai,pyaar sakoon hai,

pyaar sazaa hai,pyaar wafaa hai,

pyaar dua hai,pyaar dawa hai..

 

pyaar ka matlab sirf pana nahin,

pyaar ka matlab toh paakar khona hai,

pyaar ka matlab saari zindagi saath chalna nahin,

pyaar ka matlab toh ek pal mein zindagi jeena hai,

By Ria

@Anjana....
I can still see a shining light
and somewhere down in the bottom of my heart I am sure
The OM Moment will be Super Bright!

By Aruna

KMH kinda looks back on track
An, the cynic says so too
Finally they have cut some slack
Tho' OM moment, they're yet to do

By An

OM moment, Anjana's moment,
They for sure will make a mess,
Just like the Ek Pal moment,
It will cause great distress... πŸ˜†

By Aruna

Ek pal moment, need not be one
Many together can make the "one"

OM moment could be the one
When Arjun buys a fake one
An OM, just like Arohi's one.

By An

You mean to say same pinch one,
Aruna just poured cold water on
Anjana's wait for a beautiful moment,
Wait now for the wrath that will fall on you... πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Aruna

Beautiful it is, if you  think it one
As Arjun searches all chor bazaar
And sifts thru'  OM's hazaar
For one befits his beloved one

By An

What a waste of time and class
Looking for an imitation of OM
In a chor bazaar of all the places,
Let him wait for the peaceful moment of OM.

By Anjana

The Joker 

If I could sing, I would,
To sing about how I feel,
Of the pain of loss, and loneliness,
And the agony of lost appeal;

If I could write, I would,
Of a life that seems a lifetime away,
Of sweet happiness, warm and ethereal,
And warm love, each and every day;

But all I am is just a joker,
A comedian in disguise.
You think I'm strong; that I do
n't care,
But the joker hides the tears inside.

-W.D Perera

By Anjana

Ganga ke saat pineapplecut punji hai,

so yeh definitely cut and paste promo hai

dialogue woh bhi laagta bahut purana haiπŸ˜›

By Anjana

Ajnabhi, meray kaun ho tum?
kabhi sikhaya tha smile
kabhi bin maanga pyaar
aab dehte ho muhje dua
shukriya meray bhagwaan

By Anjana

have learned my lesson

So, no more torture session

not with the one they call Ekta

I cannot tolerate more jhatka

When she promises "hatke"

I now know she means "Bhatke"

Kabhi director toh kabhi actor

sabs ke sabse nuclear reactor

Warning sign dekho and rukho

varna bahut bura halaath, oh no!

By Anjana

@N:

Aab tum wada kiya toh nibhana zaroor

Dil ke joh dukhi usko mat karo majboor

Varna woh Apna rama katha kardega shuru

Tab phir hum sab kahenge chodo o love guru

Galti hogayee humse joh hum ne kuch maanga

Humko na ho hona isse kahani ka Pagal Ganga 

By Nupur
 
Yeh waada Raha Sanam
Na Todenge kabhi Hum
Free Alcohol @ the Cafe Ka offer will be open
To every Vela Shayar of this forum!!!

By Anjana

@N:

Only to Vela Shayar's of this forum

Me not included so, i leave forum

share my bad shayari at the BT fair

they seem to like slackers there

it will be good cure for my ill health

although i will be lacking in wealth

i will finally be able to nap on job

not have to worry about uncle bob

By An
 
Punji is like... itni bhi jaldi kya hai
                                          abhi break dance karna hai,
                                          Answer to hai mere pass,
                                          Par batane ka mood nahi hai... πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

By Aruna

Here's a punji "gana"

 joker bana kaidi
 yeh kaise kab hua
 Har baat jiski hain chua
Tho saaza uski lagegi hame
 yeh kaise kab hua

By Anjana

Law BIN LOGIC:-)....

Ganga bin Gyan

Sur bin TAAL

Arohi bin OM

Punji ki Phaasi

Humko ayee Haasi

By Anjana

Punji 10th Padav se ghira

Aur pauch gaya seeda jail

Aapko paatha hey kyun?

Woh itna hilta jhulta joh hai

Shayad K.S. aur Arohi ko

Apple bageecha mai dekh ke

AP ka pair thora phisalgaya

Usse laaga haath mai cell hai

MU mai pull kar diya woh trigger

By Anjana

let us be a foil and actually creative

the hitenites are changing his nappy

As they are no doubt very unhappy 

his jawab will undoubtedly lack reason

no need for us to seek it for that reason 

By Aruna

Kya is pal ke liye humne time barbad ki
Jab Ganga bolegi main hoon na
Par Punji kahega main to jaonga

By Anjana

Humare paas spare time tha

Isliye humne kiya thor time pass

Humari ghalat family thi yeh tragedy hai

Laagta hai yeh horror yaa comedy hai

joh bhi hai "muft" hai, so leh liye

aab pachtana hai, toh jhalao diya

banchao tum aap devdas ki paro

ya mohabharata ka arjun ka krishna

Joh bhi ho yeh toh behti ganga hai

uski rukh tum aab nahi badal sakte 

By Anjana

Jisse ko diya tha woh lecture

woh khud aaj class bunk kiya

Punji ka bhi pair philsalgiya

hum kyun bane mahaan??

By An

Punji was walking bare feet,
Bata ne bhi kar diya tata,
Bechara kaha phaas gaya,
Bas ab time to say final tata... πŸ˜†

By Minnie

Chaha maine dekhna Arjun ko jail mein
Yeh to jaldi pahuch gaya court mein
Court ne sunai saza-e-maut
Ganga arre arre sunoo karti bas gayi laut?

By An

Ganga jee self-proclaimed pest thi,
Book deal ke liya khoda Punji ko,
Ab woh chal de Himalaya darshan par,
Punji ko bol, tumhara pyaar karoon gi mein amar... πŸ˜†

By Minnie

Punji was a part-time joker
Didnt think he'd be a sucker
Ganga fleeced him
KS jailed him
Where is Arohi I ask
Hmm.. I think she's still dancing in the park πŸ˜†

By An

You ask, and only ask,
Aditi bhi only ask, and ask,
Do some digging task,
And, fill an empty flask,
Arohi is eating corn-flakes

Do not Disturb her,
She is his empire's heir,
Thinking about him from far,
Playing a love game in the fair,
With Karu without any fear... πŸ˜†

By Minnie

Dig, dig Punji will dig
A grave very big
Jump in for the one he love
Flown away have the doves
He needs a doctor not a lawyer
Someone to tell him honey.. its over

By An

Honey is minting money,
Here is from dynasty of monkey,
Acting like a vagabond donkey,
Love makes you do crazy things,
But killing is not part of the bargain,
Let him jump, enter folklore as gain,
Fit to be memory,  not someone's honey... 

By Minnie

Usse chahiye Hamdard ka Tonic Pyar Bhara.. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†.. me just continued Punji ke life ka jingle.. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Jail mein sad raha hun main fool baasi
Lag rahi hai mujhko jaldi phaasi
Mommy ke diya mujhe bhula
Daddy sharab khatam karne mein laga
Arohi padi OM ke piche
Sallu latka Vandy-Purvi ke beech mein πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

By An

Mein chala bas chala,
Thodi aur baachi hai meri dastaan,
phir mein chala sabko kar alvida,
Sun lo ab akhri panno ki kahani,
Phir pe lena mere matke se pani... πŸ˜†

By Minnie

Punji nahi jayega noose ke paas bhi behna
Dekhi hai uske Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
Ayegi Arohi inspired from Nach Baliye
Gayenge dono Rock and Roll Sohniye πŸ˜†

By An

Mat karo yesha aatyachaar,
Phir se mat dalo matke ka paani,
Mere saare khile-khile armaano par,
Jaane do usse aapni yatra par,
Alvida ka akhiri padav karne do usko par... πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

By Nupur

@ An
Arre Dil-E-nadaan itna atyachaar na kaar
Bina Reason par Punji ka kaam tamaan na kaar

By An

Punji to bas ke chota mohra hai,
Irada to pure jahan ko tamaam karne ka hai... 😊

By Nupur

Zamaane ko deekhana hai.....
Sadist Ka yeh naya Model se milwana hai! πŸ˜†

By An

Zamaana to khada doom ke door par,
Usko bas intezaar aapne date ka,
Sadist ke liya time kaha, woh to milne chala,
Aapne aapne model ke pass... πŸ˜†

By Nupur

Yeh Nirashaa Ka andhkaar Kyon?

Ek time woh Bhi aayega......
Jab Log tumka dekh ke bolenge...
Woh jaa rahi An the sadist....
Aur Lambi katar me khade ho kar tumhara Auto graph lenge!

By An

Sab Graph ki galti hai,
Kabhi upar, kabhi niche,
Sab kar diya unbalanced,
Aur chod gayee kitno ke peeche... πŸ˜†

Mera kya hai... katar lambi hai,
Aur yeha bahot garmi hai,
Me will drink nimboo pani,
And, show the right door to knock,
Milegi waha hamari Nups superwoman... πŸ˜†

By Nupur

@Minnie....

A bird in hand is better than two in bush....

But the idea of two makes me get in the line & push!
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Poetry continued.. 

By Anjana

Law bin Logic

Ganga has no Gyaan

Kahani ka nahi koi hal

Editor phir kam par soh rahey

Creatives nahi - belagaam ghade

Inke Sur mein nahi koi Taal

Punji ko hogayee Phaasi

Arohi aab koh gayee

NDTV kardo "OM Shanti OM"

By Viss

Na dekha iss tarah nazarono ko..

                           Na dekha hai unn baharon ko....

                           Bas uss EK PAL ki khwahis ki hai..

                           Ki jisme sadiyon ka pyar ho...

                           Bas usi ek chahat mai..Sab chhod diya humne...

                           Ke uska aana zaruri hai...Jiska intezar ho... 
 
By Aruna

KMH bada hatke hain
Soap Queen ko bi confound kiya
Jo bakbak karne si nahi rukti
Uska bhi bolti band kiya πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

By Anjana

Chain se jiye raha tha mein zindagi

Tum aaye aur rangedi meri zindagi

Badaldi tumne dekhne ka hi nazaariya

Mujhe tumse bas itna mohabbat hai

na jaan dene ka nor lehne ka gham hai

mujhe bhagvan se bhi koi shiqwa nahi

usne joh tumse milne ka mouqaa diya 

By Minnie

Sau din KMH ke huye poore
Issi ke saath Adde ke irade badle
Punji ko latka ke phasi par
Chale sab dhoondne naya ghar
Bewafaai karo to Adde jaisi
Niklo toh sab wholesale main

By An

Kill Punji Mission is near Completion,
Let's go and bring some crackers,
To celebrate the biggie Occasion, 😊

By Aruna

July still far away
Some more torture yet to come
Punji's tale bound to start again
We no more want to hear a word πŸ˜†

By An

You just said again,
Do not tell me that again,
Mary-Go-Round makes me dizzy,
Want to move away from the frenzy... πŸ˜†

By Aruna

Again & again it happens
Soaps go in circles
U wonder this tale's middle
Or this be start or end
As they all tend to blend

By An

A beginning has an end,
It's the usual life trend,
Soaps do not follow the norm,
They wind-up in the middle,
And head towards the finished dorm ... 😊

By Minnie

Should I get some sparklers
May be some flower pots
Lets make it a night of fireworks
The day they end Punji's dumb waterworks
Let it be sooner I say
We can begin the party hooray!

By Aruna

sadist An & minnie
girls, its not a ruse
punji's up on a noose
Party talks such times,sounds very loose!

By Minnie

Punji's noose will come loose
He'll soon turn into a goose
Quack quack Arohi I love you
Arohi the shrew says get lost
Before I turn you into a stew πŸ˜‰

By An

Minnie, Minnie, why you spoiling the party,
Let him be free and follow his forefathers,
He will be in heaven and watching the girl,
Do not take away his right to be an eternal sentry... 😊

Minnie

You cant be called heartless by anybody
You're giving him a job offer
Heavens need a back-up dancer
Punji keep your pink tutu ready! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†

By An

Dancer, oh girl, heaven says,
We going to fall on your head,
What did you suggest now,
Punji showing his Punjance,
We closing before he sways  πŸ˜†

By Minnie

No Punjance you say
What to do with the tutu Punji says
A nice pink fabric of lace
Oh shame its going to waste
May be he'll wear it for Arohi's opening number
Everyone's a sucker for an item number πŸ˜†

Aruna

Bewafa hum nahin woh hain
 Jo legaye KMH ko gutter mein
 Hum tho phir bhi aah liye baithe the
 Kab ayegi KMH phir raste mein

posted by Agas
 
Dont Quit 

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As everyone of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up, though the pace seems slow -
You might succeed with another blow.

Often the goal is nearer than
It seems to a faint and faltering man,
Often the struggler has given up
When he might have captured the victor's cup.
And he learned too late, when the night slipped down,
How close he was to the golden crown.

Success is failure turned inside out -
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt -
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems afar;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -
It's when things seem worst that you mustn't quit.

- Unknown -

By Anjana

@N

You didnt take the HIGH ROAD with GARBAGE

But, left PUNJI as khachra outside cafe sidewalk

Yeh Swami ka abandonment aur ghor tauhin tha 

Now don't pretend you his loyal and loving sevak

Even your footer, now screams a different story

Then there is your new found Federer ka AV

By An

Hang Man,
Do it soon Man πŸ˜†

By Anjana

@N

All is fair in love n' war

as for quality n' quantity

you got your quanity

you just didn't want it

so, you left it us - quality

consider it god's equality

Aruna

You can't leave one for another
'this what you learnt?
KMH the great teacher of love
Says leave them all for the noose

By Nupur

Na Maa ka pyaar se,
Na Daddy ka maar se,

Na Salil ki fatkaar se,
Na Arohi ki inkaar se....

Aur na hi chapplon ki bauchar se


PUNJI jaise aashiq sudhrenge toh,
RAKHI ke hathiyaar se.....!!!! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† 
 

By Anjana

I went up for a meeting - just to be seenπŸ˜‰

Cameback and saw Arjuhi on my screen

They are unworthy of being background

And I daily give them my TV foreground

Arjun's ram kahani going round round

BT ka team going further underground

Plz give me reasons to stick around

By Anjana

@Karishma...

Yeh Kya Ganga style senti bin logic reasons

Aur kaha se aayegeh more new kmh friends

Doctors kya LCD lagaa rakehey hai MA mai?

yaa tumko aab jail mein penpals banana hai?

 

Ekta ko nahi pata "hatke" ka matlab

Nim Sood nahi janta Fashion ka F

Vikas Gupta koh nahi aata kahaani

Pooja Gor nahi hai kabhi jealous

Mukul ko nahi aata aaj kal likhna

Aur Ganga koh nahi aata padna

Arjun ke paas nahi hai koi logic

Sirf pyaar ka gana hum karta hai

Arohi hamesha hoti hai beh izzat

hum par hoti hai ghor atyachar

Dosto ne banadia humko lachar

By Nandz

 Inspired by  the Scooby doo theme song,  for the 100 the episode.

Ganga , Lawyer ho , toh where were u ? It's too late to anything now.

Daku dad and MI, Where Are You? We need some help from you now.

Arohi and Karan Singh, Where Are You? You got to save Punji somehow.

Still singing the same song, in all the parks? We need some help from you now.

Come on Punji dude , we see you... pretending you are murderer

But you're not fooling us, cause we can see,

With your hilling and jhulling  

The bullet from u're gun could never hit anyone,

So forget about killing!

We know you got a mystery to solve, So Ganga Ganga go ,

Be ready for your act. Don't hold back!

By Neha
 
Tum Aisa mujhse rooth jauogi, Aisa socha na tha
Main tumhe itna paas paakar bhi, chu na saku  Aisa socha na tha

Tumhare liye H & M se Joker banoonga, Aisa socha na tha
Tumhare bakwaas sun sunke mere kaan pak jayenge, Aisa socha na tha

Kuch bhi kaho, Lekin mera yeh junoon kabhi nahi thamega
Tum mujhse bichad ke bhi, saasein chal rahe hai, Aisa socha na tha

Bahut hogaya mere pyaar ka charcha
sathyanas hojayega mere prem kahani ka, Aisa socha na tha

100th episode thak aake bhi, gala sukne wali baat kisiko pata na chala
Abhi thak jail mein sadoonga , Aisa socha na tha

By Aditi

Suno  suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Uski ek ek muskaan par woh marti thi

Par uske hairstyle aur costume par hasti thi

Uske expressions par woh aah bharti thi

Par uske hilne jhulne par apna sar patakti thi

Suno  suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Karta tha woh ladka ek ladki se pyaar

Aur karti theen woh deewani us din ka intezaar

Mil jayenge jab ladka ladki ek dooje se kar ke ikraar

Pyaar hua , ikraar hua , phool khile bahar aayi

Par yeh kya , ekdum se, kahan se ,kaali ghata chayi

Suno  suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Pyaar ko diya na mauka , kha baitha ladka dhoka

Ladka ladki bahut paas hokar bhi door ho gaye

Bechaari deewaniyon ke dil toot gaye

Phir shuru hua gajab ka khel , jiska tha na koi mel

Suno  suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Ladka karne laga nadani , karta tha woh manmaani

Dukhata tha dil woh ladki ka , aur roti theen  deewani

Deewani theen usse naraaz , kar rahi theen woh aitraaj

Ladka samajh na paaya , kyuni uss par tha daku daddy ka saya

Suno  suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Deewaniyon ne maangi dua , jiska khoob asar hua

Ladke ki akal theekane aa gayi, deewaniyon ki kismet jag gayi

Par aankh jab khuli sapna toot gaya tha,

Pyaar ko bachane ke liye waada kar chukka tha

Ban chuka tha woh ladka sant, ho gaya tha romance ka ant

Suno  suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Unki umeeden thi baaki , ek dooje ko woh behlaati samajhati

Aayegi  is kahani mein phir se bahar, dekhne ko milega thoda sa pyaar

Par mila na koi sahara , door ho gaya kinara, Ab  hai charo taraf andhera ,

Ho jayegi ladke ko phaansi . soch kar chayi hai udaasi

Suno  suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Woh na chhodengi ladke ka saath  , karti hain woh pyaar ki ibadat

Phir na poochna doston ki.........hain kitni mohabbat

By Aruna
 
Adde ki shaan
 Ria/Anu ke naam
 karishma kare pakwan
 Jab Anjana deti gyan
 Kare writers se yud ki eilan
 Kahani khatm hojaye, hogi vardaan
 Aur Adde pe hui, KMH badnam
 
Mistaken by KMH

A mistake first time
 Can be ignored
 A second time
 Can be forgotten
 A third time
 Can be forgiven
 A fourth time
 And the mistake is a crime
------------------

Suno KMH ki kahani
 Adde walo ki jubani
 Punji ko hua Arohi se pyar
 Kare woh usse ikrar
 Phir hoyi dhono se bhool
 Shayad tha dono ka guroor
 Punji ko hua jab sach ka ehsaas
 Pane gaye Arohi ka vishwas
 Punji ne kiya pyar ka khayal
 Aur kehdi Arohi se apne dil ka haal
 Yeh thi pyar ki kahani
 Adde ki jubani

------------------

 And then the love bloomed:
 The romance,
 oh so dewy fresh
 He held her hand,
 skipped our hearts a beat
 
 But then the storms beckoned:
 blew away their love,
 drenched their hearts,
 threw them sunder.
 See love's demise, we rue.

Moments

by Tulli

 ---- Inspiration: Arjun's words to Arohi..."Tum jaanti ho Arohi? Is duniya mein sab se khubsoorat aankhen tumhaari hain. Main in mein aansoon nahin dekh sakhta hoon." Tumhaari in aankhon mein, mujhe mil gaya ek jahaan, Inke gehraayi mein doob kar, mujhe duniya ki khabar kahaan. Inhe paane ki tamanna ne, mujhko pahuncha diya hai wahaan, Tere ehsaas ke sivaiy, aur kuch nahin hai yahaan. Tere pyaar ki junoon mein, aandhi banke maine bujhaiye, Wohi nazar jin mein main basta thha, jinke sapne sajaiye. Ab un lamhon ko tarasta hoon jo maine thhe mitaiye, Jin aankhon ko nammi di thhi, woh khud mujhe rulaiye. Akela chal rahaa hoon main, yoon mujhse rooth chuke hain sab, Par tere pyaar ki saugat hai ke mere saath aa khadaa hai Rab. Tujhko paane ki talab nahin, teri aankhon mein jee rahaa hoon ab, Jo lautaa doon inki roshni, to sukoon aajayega tab.
 
 
By Lavz
 
moment for me in KMH vil b d scene

when arjun asks for ek pal frm his naya dost God.....

i wd like to add a small note which is reflecting arjuns pov....

"thumne sikhaya hume ki pyaar kya hai........

aur ab...hum sikhayenge duniya ko.....

ki pyaar ko nibhathe kaise hai....."

By Sanjukta
 
khudko chanta lagane ko karta hain dil

KMH ko dump karne ka idea nahi manta hai dil

patience level girne lagi, ekta pe gussa badhne lagi

phirbi AP ki deewangi chhagayi is kadar

adda bandh na ho jaye dua mange hazar baar

 

kaise kahein kaisi yeh auto-majboori hain

haye majboori hain

By Anjana

Hum kaisey kahey Yeh?

humain kitani mohabbat hai

Arjuhi se aur Addians se bhi

SO, shukriya ap saab se hai

KK, KK, Ekta or BT ko bhi

Aruna

Phasi kiski... KMH ki?

tayar khade hum
phasi ki liye
Phande pe latke hain
Keechne ke liye
πŸ˜†

By Anjana

@Adda: i know i should care...

Punji ka Phaasi..

Arohi ka Bebasi

muhje parva nahi

sirf aati hai haasi

inke PR ka kamal 

kitna pathetic hai

kaha hai dhamal?

πŸ˜† 

By Anjana

Khon kiya murder 

Aur kiska hua death

yeh kissi ko pata nahi

trp low- latga do phaasi

Par saach to yeh hai

ki khoon toh hua hai

humari armaano ka

khon kiya yeh rangooli?

koi uncreative ne shayad

joh hua woh rab ki marzi

kash koi sunta humari dua

par yeh hai ek sabzi mandi

Aruna

Phasi ki nahin shikayat
Kahani bhi shayad teekh hoti
Par kahani dekhene mein ho gayi gadbad 

By Anjana

mohabbat kaise karenge yeh

Aab kuch dekhne ka waqt nahi

murder mystery solve karne ki jaldi

varna latgeh joh pyaar mein pagal punji

By Raga

Anjana u frget abt that om pal yaar...πŸ˜†..i am sure arohi wil nt giv it to arjun...πŸ˜ƒ...i told na earlier... she will hav  new accessories..and leave this..arjun wil pick up...
u said maa ki nishani na...
uski sapna hain singing star banna...
sapne ke aage majboor hojayagi..
hume dubara sapnonke baare mein lecture degi.
..om locket ke liye royegi..
.phir humari sardard shuru hogi...

By Aruna

murder mystery ko side mein rakho
pyar ka scenes pe lapko
hero ko kabhi na hoti phasi
Reason shayad hoga waise bhasi

By Anjana

Raga...

u laugh at my dard

Punji kaise mard?

Pyaar ke liye betaab nahi

Par bolta, karta hum ishq

Yeh zindagi teri hai sanam

Deh dunga mein yeh duniya

Karlunga mein gunah bhi

Par humain itna dum nahi

ke phir I love you bole tumse 

By Agas

This is from me: bye bye .....

Har Ghadi Badal Raha Hai KMH ki kahani
Arjun Hai Kahhi Hai whali hai Arohi ....
Har Pal Adda me Jee Bhar Liko 
Jo Hai Comments Kal Ho Na Ho  

Likae Jo Adde pe Poore Dil Se
Milta Hai Woh Mushkil Se
Creative Jo Koi Kahin Hai
bas Vahi Sabse Un-creative hai
Addae ke Haath ko Tum Thaam lo ...
Adda Meherbaani Kal ho na ho

By Agas

My heart feels like touching you all the time

and wants to own you all the while

mad I am about you

as you fill my breath with your fragrance

my heart is all crazy abt you

as even with closed eyes I feel your presence

How do I tell you ......

This is the depth of my love for you ......

By An

@Anjana:

Arohi ne pehna Vikram ka mukut,
Punji bechara ban gaya Betal mama,
Arohi kare sing love ke bhajan,
Punji bajaya Harmonica,
Dono ghume Mumbai ke
Concrete Jungle Mein,
Punji bataya Ganga Mata Ki Kahani,
Arohi bole... tum kyon gaya marr ... 🀣

By An

Just when I thought,
Flowers of love will bloom,
You were busy planning,
A new game of doom... 😊

Aruna

The game of doom
Hit us with a boom
Faster then a racer's vroooom
Can't you sense Adda's gloom? πŸ˜†

An

Anjana of Adda is sad,
I can sense her gloom,
Why are they doing the bad,
Crushing a dreamer's OM dream

Aruna

Anjana don't be sad,
Infact u should be glad
Make u r own OM story
And get over your fury  πŸ˜†

An

Create your own beauty,
Sprinkle on it favorite gems,
Never ever bother about random duty,
You will get your memorable gems... πŸ˜†

Aruna

Creating your own beauty
Requires a bit of sense
Work on it as a duty
And it turns into nonsense πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

An

am stupid
You are a fool,
Someone is an idiot,
Everyone is nonsense... 🀣🀣🀣

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Sense never makes sense
Its' always nonsense that counts,
Never ever trust your sense,
It's will ditch you on all counts πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Aruna

Lot more then common sense
Take Love, for instance
Brings to life an essence
And never feels like a penance

An

Love is an essence, but
Devoid of common sense,
Often you end up being a nut,
And willingly give-up good sense πŸ˜†

By Anjana

@Anu - the Soap Queen is ready to pack her bags... for real this time:

This show is simply BAD 🀒

there is no mazaa to be HAD

KMH is no longer the FAD πŸ˜•

Let's just kill the pathetic CAD

Yeah, it might be rather SAD😭

But, I am now way past MAD😑

I don't care if he killed DADπŸ₯±

Its no longer Hatke or RADπŸ˜›

TRP cannot be fixed with fake IED 😲

And i have nothing more to ADD 😳 

 
They will take your Crap idea

and think its super fantastic good

that's how the low the standard is

the aim is not now for the stars

but, for the depths of patala 

Aruna

Love needs no common sense
Nut in love is a presence
Searing all in its essence
Love makes you, feel immense  πŸ˜†

Aruna

Anjana don't be mad
know, you feel u been had
Shows are only a fad
Don;t last long, so don't be sad

Crap is good
For brains of wood
Crap's their food
But just cannot keep us glued   

By Viss

 
Der Se laga par badi zor se laga...

Chalo achcha huva kabhi to laga..

Now i can sing..

Chaanta laga...hay laga...

By Anjana

Karti hu mein dua

dil se maangti hu

tumhari muraat ab

hojaye saab puri

 

Hiten ko mil jaye

phir se ek moqaa

humko taang kiya

humain haasaya bhi

 

KMH ko maat chodo

Humari duniya aapki

chale jhao geh tum

toh laagega adoori 

By Anjana

Muhje kuch puchna hai tumse
Kya tum maaf kar dogi muhje
haan ya na yeh karo tum faisla
Sirf tum meeta sakhti ho faasley
Chao to dedo saza ke liye phaasi

Chao to dedo ek aur nakchari haasi
tumhari har marzi sar aankon par

By Anjana

Punji ko chod hum nahi jana chaate

Par woh khud chodna chaata hai duniya

Ektamaa tahn liye hai ki KMH ko Karengi Khatam

Hum khon hote hai unhe rokhne wale?

By Anjana

 
Pyaar main hey abaad(i)  
Ishq kar diya muhje fanaa
Mera mohabbat aab ibaadat 
Tu zidh nahi - mera zindagi
Diya tum - Deewana mein
Jhalke roshan karu duniya 
Bas itni mohabbat hai tuhjse
 
By Shreya (mchopra)
Pyaar
 
Kitni ajab paheli hai yeh pyaar,
Kabhi deta khushi to kabho zakhm har baar.
 
Pyaar toh hai khuda ka dusra naam,
Toh kyon karte hain log ise badnaam.
 
Kyon nahi samjhi pyaar ki gehrai kisi ne,
Tabhi toh toot gaye saare saath dekhe the jo  sapne.
 
Pyaar mein na hoti oonch neech,
Pyaar toh keval mitata nafrat do dilon ke beech.
 
Kyon pyaar ko koi sambhaal nahi pata,
Koi lut jaata toh koi gavaa deta.
 
Pyaar toh har zakhm meetha lage,
Uski hansi se he  suraj uge'
 
Pyaar kyon deta hai itne zakhm
Ki na chahte hue bhi ho jati hain aankhen nam.
 
Pyaar mein dard bhi hai,pyaar mein hai khushi,
Toh kisi ke chehre par ek jhuti hansi.
Is pyaar ne kitno ko ek naya jeevan diya
Toh isi ke zakhmo ne saraa jeevan le liya.
 
Pyaar ne toh badal diya duniya dekhne ka nazariya
Tabhi toh khoobsurat lage is ka hare k basera ....
 
By Aditi
 
we can also say is show mein
 
sur to hai par taal nahin,   
sawaal to hain par jawaab nahin......
 
kahani ko sahi kar de aisi creatives ki majaal nahin
ban gaya hai jee ka zanjaal yahi πŸ˜†
English version for the complete song that KS sings
By Agas

Hindi Version as in KMH that KS sings in Remix:
=======================================
 
Tumko chuke bhi chune ko karta hia dil,
Pake bhi pane ko karta hai dil,
Awaargi aane lagi ,
Sansoo mein khusboo chahne lagi
Dil pe dewanagi chah gai is kadar,
Band ankhoon se bhi mujhko aiye nazar,
Kaisai kahein hame kitni mohabbat hai,
haan mohabbat hai,
 
Ratho me chand bankar chandini bekeer do .......
tumahe dekhar main janoo go ....use sawar dun
har gadi kwaishae bus tumahari rahe
yeh kashish yunhi kayam rahe umar bhar
Kese kahein humein kitni mohabbat hai
Kitni mohabbat hai
 
mohanbhaat bari lamhioon ki hai hasin kahaniyan  oh ......
pyar ke liyae he humko milli  zindganiyaan
pyar hi zingadi ...pyar hi hai kudha ......
yun he chalte tee rahi pyar ki ...........
Kese kahein humein kitni mohabbat hai
Kitni mohabbat hai
 
English Version for Arjun:
=======================
 
My heart feels like touching you all the time
and wants to own you all the while
mad I am about you
you fill my breath with fragrance
heart is crazy abt you
even with closed eyes I feel your presence
How do I tell you ......
This is the depth of my love for you ......
 
You shine in the night like a moon
For me you always look like a boon
All the thoughts are only yours
Let life be always only yours
How do I tell you ......
This is the depth of my love for you ......
 
Love is all about beautiful stories
Love is the reason we get these memories
Love is Life m Love is God
Let Love be always Beloved
How do I tell you ......
This is the depth of my love for you ......
 

Aruna

Dimaag lagane ke liye
Dimaag ki jaroorat hoti hain
KMH mystery solve karne ke liye
Dimaag band karne ki jaroorat hain

An

Who does serious poetry here... πŸ˜†Crappy serial ke liya crappy poetry ... πŸ˜†

Switches ko use karo,
On and off karo, phir dekho kamal,
Na dimaag ki zaroorat na dil ke,
Bas ideas hone lagenge fuse...
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Aruna

Yeh kaise prem kahani hain
Jisme phasi ka phanda hain
Manna padha,   Pyar karne ka yeh style
Thoda jyaada hi hatke hain πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Aruna

yeh kaisa Arohi ka chanta
Jisse bhi lagta, woh use pass on karta
Aur yeh KS bhi bada besharam
Jisko chanta bhi acha lagta

An

Kitne Chate hai,
Chant, Chant, Chant,
For no rhyme or reason,
bas chante hi chante hai... πŸ˜†

Aruna

Chanta lagta hain usse
Dard hota hain hume
yeh KMH ke gumne
Humme detective bana diya 

An


Bechara Punji ka lagta hai Dil toot gaya,
Arohi ne usko Football samajh kick-out kar diya,
Punji ab kya karega, murder karega ya suicide attempt,
Lagta hai dono saath mein karega aur pahuch jaayega jail.. πŸ˜†
 
Aruna
 
Punji ko hain aakal nahin
 Shayad gaya tha ghas khane
 Dil ka haal kehta office mein
 Phir bhajan karega jaake ghar apne
 
An
 
Punji ban gaya hai Cow,
Grass khane mein hai magan,
Akal to thi nahi uske pass,
Ab hosh bhi ho gaya hai gum... πŸ˜†
 
Aruna
 
Makhi KS ke gal pe
One pest on another
AP ne maara thapad
Shayad makhi ke gaal pe πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
 
By Anjana
 
Intezaar hogiya aab kaafi

Gunah ke maango maafi

Pyaar kiya to karo ishaar

ishq ko maat karo inkaar

Chodo aapni yeh sharam

Ban jaaoo tum besharam

pyaar main ho jaao fanaa

Kardo aaj ishq behpaanaa 

An

Anjana this one is for you:


Seven colors just opened the gates,
After a cloudy long interlude,
It poured again, love is smiling again,
Give me your hand, I want to show you,
Myriad hues asking you to trust me,
Listen to the beats, it's singing again,
Love is smiling again, it's raining again,
I am in love again, when did I stop loving you,
Love is telling you, I never ever stopped loving you
I love you my pristine beauty... love you,
Let the rainbow tell you my story again... 😊
 

By Harshita

When you hold me and look into my eyes,

I see all the pain that you hide,

Walls you don't let me bridge ,

Warmth in heart you never share,

All I want to tell you then is,

Please don't look away, I am there...

And then abruptly you shun me

And say that you don't care,

I still look at you,

I do so,for I see a longing in your eyes..

Something that tells me...

You don't want to let go of me,

Saying things you have never said,

Feelins you would never express...

Volumes- that your heart speaks and my heart understands,

An unsaid bond our souls comprehend,

And then, I know, I've always known it all...

What eyes can't see, but the hearts recall,

A love deep enough to connect our souls,

To transcend all boundaries... Known, Unknown....

Anut

Base toote khwab tere meri aankhon mein
Bahe tere dil ka dard mere aansuon mein

Aisa koi zakham na hoga tere zahn par aaj
Jo hua na ho beasar guzarkar mere duaaon se
 
An 

Flutter Flutter, but why should I fly,
When I can use a simple trick, knock you down,
Hit your leg, make you fall like a lamboo fly
There you will be grounded like a clown... πŸ˜†

Minnie

More than me you do fall
I do enjoy that helpless call
I get to maro a full on chance
You dont miss the opportunity to join the dance

An

Tam, Tam me the Princess bee
Will sting you and give you my slaps,
Tam, Tam, Chance for a Dance,
Dare not think of Punjance, I am 4' O Clock,
Touch me not, will make you overflowing Dam,
Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam... 🀣

Minnie

Put Ms Tam Tam in a pram
She needs a stroll in the park
Oh she's scared of the dark
May be Punji can join in with his chubbies
After all he too is still in his Huggies.. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†

An

Punji got lost in a jungle,
Ms. Tam Tam singing Dam Dam,
Find my Huggies wala Chubby,
Twist his ears and make him material hubby... πŸ˜†

Minnie

How do you turn a dufus into a hubby
He cant even give a decent huggy
May be he is indeed a dummy
A kiss will turn surely turn him back to froggy.. πŸ˜†

An

Froggy Punji fears a kiss,
Hugs like a rakhi brother,
Never goes out with a new miss,
What if she kisses him like a mother πŸ˜†

Aruna

This game of hubby
 Is getting very grubby
 You think he's a baby
 Or just too shabby hubby πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Minnie

He's not a hubby
He's just a froggy
Keeps jumping from the rock
Phudak Phudak Phudak

Anjana

Though my mind said no

My foolish heart said YES

But, I have learnt my lesson

the one you taught me well

I no longer trust my heart

trusting it can only cause hurt 

An

Kuch palo ka saath tha,
phir khamosiyo ne de dastak,
bhor ka intezaar karte-karte,
thak gayee meri aankhen,
Par woh lamhe phir na aaye wapas...

Shreya (mchopra)

Lines from arjun: 

kitani ajeeb bbat hai na

jab pyaar tha,tab vishvaas nahi

aur ab jab vishvaas chahata hai

tab pyaar dur ja chuka hai

kyon pyaar ko khoya maine

kyon zindagi ki raahon mein akela choda maine

kya kabhi kismat degi mauka

ki hum dono ka naam saath jud saka.. 

Aruna

Bore bore
ka yeh kya hain shor
Punji ghar mein bana chor
Phir latkega phasi ke dor

An

Chor Machaya Shor,
Aaye khidki ke raste,
Jaaye darwaaze ke raste,
Pahuche Jail ke darwaaze πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Aruna

Anjana's changed her mind
Takes back her OM wish
while BT had put their minds on grind
And are ready now with the OM dish

OM moment or Punji murder
Which a bigger mystery, We wonder
Predict, both moments be one & same.
As Punji takes the murder blame
The OM changes hands during this game
 

Aruna

Punji fixes broken bones
 As his "quack" skills, he hones
 But Punji's lost all finesse
 As he barely hangs on life's harness

 Punji; Is the broken bones mender
 But lets his broken heart go asunder

*quack: The local doctor/hakim kind of quack.. Not you, An the duck quacks kind πŸ˜‰

An

Punji needs to fix his brains,
Then he can cure his broken heart,
Let him win over the girl again,
Otherwise, he will be stuck in a grain bin... πŸ˜†

Aruna

Punji's brains are on fire
Pours his heart with not a thought
To only build Arohi's ire
Loses all that he could have got πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
 

An

Ask Punji what were you thinking,
Wooing the girl without blinking,
No wonder, you will soon be sinking,
Whereas, Arohi will be on a platform singing πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

Aruna

Punji digs his own grave
 As he utters again the magic word
 But to retract his words , not so brave
 why should he care if he's heard 😊

An

Magic word has lost its sheen,
You again hurt the girl with words,
Acting like a characterless mean,
Asking the girl to take out her sword ... 😊

Aruna

Words are magic when uttered once
 Every word is like a pearl
 Ponder deeply as to be uttered whence
  Use it not to slander, or profanity to hurl

An

Never ever utter something,
That you'll regret later in letter,
Punji never believes in thinking,
And, writes his own story of blunder ... πŸ˜†

Aruna

Take care of what you utter 
 At times it can set hearts aflutter
 Tho' in life's tale, can bring you down
 Change many bonds in ways unknown

Aruna

Mosquito enters BT set
Looks around in amazement
This Shimla or Mumbai
Or this be future Dubai

Sits up on high fence
Watches a scene so intense
Edges closer to overhear
And ends up on KS's cheek

 
Anjana
 
i know i deserve your indifference

alas, I cannot ever be indifferent

whatever you do effects me too

so, please think before you do 

Anut

Karan:
Yeh aankhen dekhkar hum saari duniya bhool jate hain

Lead me to gluttony with the hue of chocolate
With the gold, tempt me to greed
Rust colored fire,my anger they bait
Down with ochre, sloth unleashed
When cast bronze, envy leads me to hell's gate
Turn the lens sepia, my lust is freed
Sienna toned and they're my pride
What a multitude of sins you hide in those eyes!

Viss

@Mehr:

Hawaon me khushboo bikher deti hai

Tumhare foolonki barish..

saanso ko mehka jati hai

Tumhare foolonki baris..

Kuchh palon ko khas aur

khubsoorat banajati hai

Tumhare foolonki barish.. 

Anjana

Agar bhagvan ko dehna muhje shrap

toh mein dil se aab maangta hu dua

ke woh aise shrap ho joh ho vardhan

jaise kabhi urvashi ne diya arjun ko  

Aruna

Wish once spoken is done
Then the wish cannot be undone
Like when you rub Aladin's  lamp
Choose the wishes with care

Anjana

wishes cannot be undone

could be countermanded

on occassion, ammended

not to mention - shortened

 
Minnie
 
@Nupur:
Bhag hamare jage jo Nupur ji aye
Leke ganthiya aur patra ki potli
Aaj kal hai diet ka zamana
Kuch lo cal ho toh batao
Chai-farsan ki dukan ko chodo
Yahan aake chaa(n)t ka maja lo
 
Anjana
 
Har din badal rahey hey yeh kahani

Phir se humain KMH se mohabbat hai

Wapas agiya, Rekha Modi, writers ki rani

Upar se humain Vikas Gupta milgiya hai

Karan, Hiten, aur Kritica pehle se lajawab

God (E) humari dua ka aab diya sahi jawab

Phir bhi kuch umeed dil mein aab bhi baaki

Koi jake directors to peelado karak se coffee

editors ko bhi jaga do - kuch kam hai baaki

Aur sevai Poo aur Salil ko dedo sabko toffee 

Minnie

Chai ke saath muft mein gyaan
Bad-ini se bat raha hai dhyaan
Bland food khana ho toh KMH dekho

Bina sur taal ki nautanki dekho

Nupur

Muft-Ka-gyaan
Karte hain hum bayan......

Le Lo Tum Chavaani ke Daam......!!!
 
Minnie
 
Muft ka gyan toh kyun de chavvanni daan?
Chavvani ki mallika toh hai Daaku An
Moksh chahiye toh chavvani ka moh ko chodo
Punji ke poongi bajane mein magn ho jao 🀣
 
Nupur 

Hai toh Muft Ka Gyaan
But Chavvani ka Daan
Is Guru Dashina Meri Jaan!!

Yehi toh aadat hai tumhari Gaandi....
Sab cheezo ko literally le leti ho itni jaldi......πŸ˜†

Minnie

@ Nupur -

Kahe ki dakshina jab Guru ho gaya bewafa
Dhokle ke aate main hai woh lapata
Hum toh hai bhai adat se majboor
Sudharna ho hame toh laut aiyega jaroor

Nupur

Yeh bass aisa he hai...
Take it or Leave it....
It's Called New Age Kit
It only permits
You to commit
And be a One Man hit!

Right now Uddhiyo Dhokla's are the months Flavor....
Wait for them to become dis-favor!!

Minnie

Pyar ho toh koi baat nahi
Yahan to izhar bhi hua nahi
Nikal pade dono nafrat ka chaaku lekar
Beta aur bahu chale Daaku ka naam roshan kar πŸ˜†

Nupur

E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah
Tera bhi naam ho jayega.........
Log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar......
Subah ke nashte ka kaam ho jayega...........!!! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Minnie

Hum do saaste aur tikau shayar
Jama kar rahe hain ande aur tamatar
Ye ghor atyachar dekh kar bhag gaye asli shayar
Waise raat ke khane mein banade kya kachumbar?? 

Nupur

Why work so hard....
I tell you bygawd....

Jab aap ko Muft ke Gyaan ke saath saath
Hai Invitation to eat Gujju Kadi-Unddhiyo-Bhaat!!

So Apne Ande Tamatar
Rakho Bachakar
For KMH Creatives
Who are super Dhamakedaar!!!

Minnie

Kadhi ane Undhiyo manne bau bhave
Koi roj aake mujhe yeh sab khilaye 😳
Fukat ke ande aur tamatar na doongi main
Phatichar creatives jaye chullo bhar pani mein 🀣

Nupur

Muft Gyaan ka pradan ka baad
Aab baari hai Kadhi - Udhiyo aur Bhaat
Aur millega woh Chavvani Chai ke saath
Par Meri jaan Uske liya aana padega Chai-wali ki dukaan aaj raat!!!

 
Minnie

Chaiwali se ban rahi ho macchiwali
Bhole bhalon ko jaal mein phasane wali
Chai ki dukan par main nahi aati
Bad-ini ke sath meri nahi jamti
HS ke cafe ki hame hai addat
Thele pe aake kya rahegi apni izzat?
πŸ˜†

Nupur

Swades Chai-Ki-Dukaan hamara new naara hai....
Videsh Bon-Bons ke Cafe ko Haatana hai!!!!

Minnie

Narebazi chodo naari
Ghar jakar daal-roti hi hai banani
Chalo kehte hain hum ab alvida
Kal phir milne ka karo tum wada..
πŸ˜†

Nupur

Yeh Raha wada Tom ka to Meow Meow........
milte hai tumka Chai-ki-dukaan ke bahar!!

Manisha

From Aro to Arjun...
u knocked once and i opened up.. but then u broke my heart.. i wanted 2 clear all but u wudnt listen.. instead u took the pieces of my heart n threw them away.. now u come claiming it was u who was shattered coz it was always u in my heart n mine was forever with u, safe n sound.. Oh! shud I believe in u once again or shud I ignore that which u just rekindled in me' shud I let u claim me once again n may b let u break my heart once and for all
..............................................
Lots of words left unspoken and questions unanswered.. yet my heart wants 2 believe u n let it skip a beat a bit.. let me have that feel....come make me fall in love with u once again...
😳

Anu

God (read Ekta) ko pyar se pyar ho,
humein phir say KMH se nagrath na ho,
Bas ye dua hai,

Salil k ooper koi dictionary phenko
Purvi ko Acting school bhejo,
Bus ye dua hai

 
Anu

DK ka haal at the loss of his son....

Yeh tune kya kardiya Rab(Ekta) ji😭
Ek hi beta di aur usiko cheen li😑
Ab mein kiske sahare jiyu tujhe bathana hi padega

Warna mein BT studio ke samne bhook harthal karunga .πŸ˜†

Raga

@anu...aaj tumhe kya hogaya...
ek taraf love mein  doob gayi..😊
doosri taraf poet bhi ban gayi...πŸ‘
ur waitin for one mre love bhari epi..
me waitin fr ur dreams doobing in water..πŸ˜†

Anjana

Mein hu aasli Malika Sherawat

lagaungi mein Karan Singh ki waat

Nachungi - gaungi - jhoomingi

Mein nahi hu tumhari koi bhengi

Let's celebrate and party tonight 

I know I am not intellectually bright

But, I am sexy n' hot so that's alright 

Aruna

Mein hoon ek choti  goli
Par Band kardungi sabki boli
Jis party mein aati
Bahar wahe ho jati

Anjana 

Love De Bana di Ki Sarru hot hot hai..

Uskay Punji se zyada muscles bhi hai..

Ab sirf dhekhna ye hey jodi kaisi hogi

Kya KMH say bhi romantic kahaani hogi

Par Punji ki tarah woh full Pagal nahi

Aur humko pasan paagal Prem pujari

Anjana

there is a fabulous storm outside

some unexpected rain

Sadly, its outside and me inside

Sadly so with this kahaani ki train

K.S, Arjun or Arohi are all inside

We are all squarely on AP' side

but are left looking from outside

wandering did anyone get killed

and who will ultimately be billed

And was there thrust and parry

and will AP every get to say sorry

All we can do now is worry

Anjana

They are running out of dipping room

chasing away good TRP's with broom

we get three good episode then boom

Pray Sandip's return does not spell doom

At this rate Arohi will never get her groom 

Anjana

if your KS is the reason AP in jail

then please take a shovel and pail

and dig fast as we need a grave

for nobody will be there to save

you from the wrath of the Addians

for all that you think u r a comedian

Anjana

Was it the dictionary Anu phenko on Salil?

I am thinking the same about the gun

First time in jail Arjun does not have OM

love between the lovers may yet blossom

Anjana

Teri nafrat mein hai mohhabat

Meri dushmani main hai ibaadat

Agar tu de de sirf ek muskurahat

toh samju safal hua mera shiddat

 
An

I am not sure in which class, but in my English text book, I had a part from a book--just a part, no beginning and no end. A bench, two men, and a conversation that changes the perspective of an apprehensive man--for me benches always had significance ever since I read that lesson in my school.

On a bench, two complete strangers met and one changed the perspective of another, shaped his decision, and made him take up a job that brought about a change in many students life.

I passed out of my school, completed my higher education, and started working, but my visualization of that bench never faded away. Couple of years back, I was looking for a book, and I ended up in an old book store, and there that book sat -- a very old copy --on some shelf. "To Sir, With Love"-- I still believe the book was there waiting for me all these years.  

Today morning, I saw a son and a father on a bench having a conversation almost in silence and the son saying, "I Love You Dad." And, I am sure even after a decade I'll be looking forward to know more about this father and son. Or, I might end up in a dilapidated book store and search for a book called, "I Love you Dad."

Karan Kundra, I am no fan of yours and I have always been critical of your acting, and you still give me the impression that you are going to take off any moment--example the scene with Mallika. But, for the poignant moment you and Satyajit Sharma created, I want to give you a standing ovation. Thank you a lot for livening up a beautiful moment by your restrained, expressive and almost natural acting.

Brilliant dialogues--though I would have deleted a line or two. I loved the fact that silence was given prominence. Rest of the scenes were clutter for me, did not matter and I am least bothered or interested in the killing drama.

Long post, and I hate writing long post but have to thank the creative for giving a moment that will be etched in my memory for a long time to come.  

I love you Dad,

For giving me a life,

And, holding me tightly in your strong arms

 
I love you Dad,

For the rides you gave me on your back,

And, for buying my first pencil box 

 
I love you Dad,

For teaching me how to tie my shoe-laces,

And, telling me, I am a winner always.

 
I love you Dad,

For standing in the rain and watching me play,

And, never-ever missing my school annual day. 

 
I love you Dad,

For sharing your college stories,

And, telling me, you are proud of my achievements.

 
I love you Dad,

For being there when I came home heart-broken,

And, telling me, be strong-time always heal men. 

 
I love you Dad,

For being there when I became a Dad,

And, proudly holding my child.

 
I love you Dad,

For all the moments you shared with me,

And, telling me, how much you loved me. 

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Minnie

Ladki hi jaane ek ladki ke dil ka haal
Woh na ho toh bane serial behal
KMH hai ki Bhaskar Bharti
Creatives badalte kabhi ladka kabhi ladki  πŸ˜†

An

Seriously, this is why story is in such a mess,
Each creative making his/her own khichdi dish,
Never ever properly passing the creative baton,
And, taking the viewers on a bumpy Mary-go round

Parm_Kaur

Love is not like Nokia'Connecting People
Love is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Love is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Love is like Reliance' Karlo'' πŸ˜ƒ

Shreya

lines from aarohi:

humne toh unka aks aine mein dekha,

par humne apna aks toh unki aanko mein dekha,

kyon un aankhon mein aaj bhi pyaar dikhta hai,

jab un aankhon mein hum ne sirf nafrat ko dhoonda.  

 
Shreya
kyon aaj bhi uski ek muskurahat par mar mit ta hai dil,

kyon aaj bhi uski aankh ka ek aansoo ghayal kar deta hai dil,

kyon har koshish karne par bhi nafrat na kar pati hoon,

har mod par uski taraf kichi chali jaati hoon,

kya dil ko kabhi yeh samjha paaongi,

ki woh na hai kareeb,

ab woh dur ja chuka hai,

chahkar bhi woh waapas nahi aa sakta hai. 

Viss

Mausam ne rukh badla hai abhi..

Fooloki baris huyi hai yahin..

Meher tum aas-pas ho yahin kahin.. Right? πŸ˜› 

Aruna

Come, get on the KMH ride
We promise it be hatke
And will give you many jatke
The ride starts all in fun
Never an inkling of a gun
And then starts the rollecoaster
Every other day becomes a jostler
But we hope  the euphoria to finally feel
Just like when ride comes to a standstill

Aruna

Stupidity needs no reason
stupidity needs no season
It is just an illusion
Created by one's grande delusions

 
Minnie

Delusions can be treated
Stupidity cannot
Dumbness stays with you forever
If you get or not!

Aruna

Arjun's acting so stupid
 And Arohi  a bigger nut
 Their romance's now vapid
 And story gone into the rut πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Minnie

Ruts and rats
Their love story needs brickbats
Pyar ke naam pe kala dhabba
Dhoni ko bulake marvao ek chakka

Anjana & Boby

AP thinks with his butt

Arohi is Nuts

Plz lets lock AA in a hut

Karan Singh is a mutt

SS is a useless nut

KMH ko kar NDTV shut 

Somya

Akka Bukka Chakka maar ke bhi kuch na hoga
Hum hi reh jayenge hukka bukka
yeh pagaloon ki kahani hai
na sur hain na taal hai
tabhi ekta behaal hai
aur humsare fattte haal hai

Minnie

Nutty-Vandy's bakwaas saved the day
They had no more story in the fray
Mummy, save me I have no more jhatke
Mummy boli jor se haske
Jab jhakte khatam to lagao disco matke

Minnie

Aaj ki bakwaas dekhne wale sabhi bakron ko pesh hai Arjun-Arohi ka love song.. πŸ˜†

Arohi coos -

Kabhi tu khooni lagta hai
Kabhi tu darinda lagta hai
Kabhi tu joker lagta hai
Kabhi Awara lagta hai

Arjun woos -

Tu jo accha samjhe
Yeh tujh pe choda hai
Creatives ne meri izzat ka
Band bajane ka socha hai

All credit and royalties to the original song writers/music directors of the movie Patthar ke Phool..πŸ˜†
 

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Poetry continued...

Viss

Arohi:
 
Mere vaaste jitni kurbani tum doge ..

Mai ferungi paani..

Fir tum jail jaoge..
 

Arjun:

Chahe fero paani..

Chahe do kitni gaali..

Mai karunga aakhir

apni hi manmaani..apni hi manmaani..

Somya

Char Char ke chaara
abb yeh humara Naara
band karo yeh bakwas
abb nahiin bardasht hota yeh atyachaar
Kmh abb nahiin raha pyara dulara
abb yeh reh gaya sirf dukh bhara pitara

Anjana

@N,

I hear you are haunting Bandini Forum

but, is there game there worth hunting?

Here we have flies, rats, and extinct DODOs

Just MUs about who is Tom and who's Jerry 

Otherwise its the same including Mandir

Silly Girls crying here there everywhere

And then there are E's Vamp Camps

Hiten here Hiten there let's just Hit EM

Hit EM where why in their wallet YAAR

How u ask? Why with continuing low TRP

Somya

kisko joote maar rahe ho??

I'll never leave your hand
You are everything for me
I can never see you sad
Forever I'll be on your side
You are the one
You are my soul
If without you
What the reason to live in this world

Parm_Kaur

KS sang this song:

Zindagi hamein tera, aitbaar na raha, aitbaar na raha
Dost dost na raha...πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Khuda Jaane ke mein kamina hun
Khuda Jaane mein singer ban gaya
Khuda jaane yeh kyun huwa hai
Ke ban gaye ho tum(Arjun) mere dushman

Shreya

woh kya jaane ki mohabbat kya hai,

humse puchoo ki nasha kya hai,

kyonki humare liye toh mohabbat he nasha hain aur mohabbat he dua hai...

By Anjana 

ARJUN & AROHI - DO DUFFERS KI EK PREM SAFAR

 Thou blind fool, Love, what dost thou to mine eyes,
That they behold, and see not what they see?
They know what beauty is, see where it lies,
Yet what the best is take the worst to be.
If eyes corrupt by over-partial looks
Be anchor'd in the bay where all men ride,
Why of eyes' falsehood hast thou forged hooks,
Whereto the judgment of my heart is tied?
Why should my heart think that a several plot
Which my heart knows the wide world's common place?
Or mine eyes seeing this, say this is not,
To put fair truth upon so foul a face?
In things right true my heart and eyes have erred,
And to this false plague are they now transferr'd.

(Source: William Shakespeare - Sonnet 137)

 
Parm_Kaur

Har dil ke dharkan mein koi baat hoti hai
Har udas zindagi me kisi ke yaad hoti hai
Tumhain pata ho na ho

tumhari har khushi ka peche hamari dua hoti hai..😳

Anjana 

Punji will now fail

so he goes to jail

DK no more bail

Abhay go tho hell

Anjana

Agar Arjun koh ab Arohi milegi

Toh phir samjo humein OM milega

Aab lagta hai K.S. ko aaya ghussa

hum nahi hoge isse baat pe ghussa

Arjun aur K.S. larenga ishq ki jung

Aab K.S. marega ya jeetaga ye jung

joh bhi ho, Arjun chaenga jail

Isbar uska koi na karenga bail

Anjana

An, NO INTROSPECTING πŸ˜›

Just RESTROSPECTING

with good great Memories

Shayaris, Pics, and stories  

Kabhi hum tumko bolte mat bolo

Aaj kehte hai please dil kolke bolo

Arjun ko zaaroor milega phaasi

Gabbar ko tab aayega na haasi

Anjana

@Anu .. in DINO.

Aaj tuhje bhi izzazat

karle tu spam kare

karle tu KMH se mohabbat

Karenge hum Adda se Mohabbat

Chale range bhar le zindagi mai

Tanihayi ki baste karle hum PARTY

Aaj hum hai izzazat aur fursat

So, karenge hum Party Party

Break karenge aaj hum yeh record

Awaargi aane laagi - Pagal hum hone lage

Kaise kahey hum Adda se mohabbat hai

An

@Anjana:
Deep in the dungeon,
The man all ready to shun the light,
And, eager to bid his goodbye,
Wanted to ask a final question...

Is the death of my body,
A perfect ode to my only love,
Or, I committed a harakiri,
And, blemished my only love. πŸ˜†

Shreya

lines from arjun:

Pyaar kyon aisa kiya humne,

Ki door ho gaye sab apne,

Chahi toh thi sab ki khushi,

Par haath aayi sirf bebasi,

Aaj mera pyaar itni dur hai,

Ki chahkar bhi use paa sakta nahi,

Duri apne beech aayi meri he galti se,

par phir bhi aaj bhi yeh dil maangta hai har dua usi ke liye'   

Shreya

Pyaar kya hey continued'

Pyaar kya hai'

Pyaar

Ek junoon hai,ek sukoon hai,

Ek saza hai,ek wafa hai,

Ek vishvaas hai,ek ehsaas hai,

Ek dard hai,ek dua hai.

Pyar ka matlab sirf paana nahi,

Pyaar ka matlab paakar khona hai. 

Pyaar ka matlab saath chalna nahi,

Pyaar ka matlab parchahi banna hai.

Pyaar ka matlab sirf hasna nahi,

Pyaar ka matlab use hansaakar khud rona hai.

Pyaar ek zindagi saath jeena nahi,

Pyaar toh ek pal mein zindagi jeena hai.

Pyaar wada kar nibhana nahi,

Pyaar toh toote hue wade ko nibhana hai.

Is pyaar mein kitne log hue barbaad,

Toh kai barbaad atmaaon ko kiya aabad.

Pyaar toh woh hai

Jo pathar ko insaan aur insaan ko pathar bana de

Pyaar toh woh hai

Jo akele mein bheed ka ehsaas de aur bheed mein akela kar de

Pyaar toh woh hai,

Jo hanste hanste rulade aur rote hue hansa de

Pyaar ki koi paribhasha nahin hai

Woh toh ek ehsaas hai,jise sirf pehchana hai.

Anjana

Unending Love by R. Tagore (i generally avoid him, but he rocks)

I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times...
In life after life, in age after age, forever.
My spellbound heart has made and remade the necklace of songs,
That you take as a gift, wear round your neck in your many forms,
In life after life, in age after age, forever.

Whenever I hear old chronicles of love, it's age old pain,
It's ancient tale of being apart or together.
As I stare on and on into the past, in the end you emerge,
Clad in the light of a pole-star, piercing the darkness of time.
You become an image of what is remembered forever.

You and I have floated here on the stream that brings from the fount.
At the heart of time, love of one for another.
We have played along side millions of lovers,
Shared in the same shy sweetness of meeting,
the distressful tears of farewell,
Old love but in shapes that renew and renew forever.

Today it is heaped at your feet, it has found its end in you
The love of all man's days both past and forever:
Universal joy, universal sorrow, universal life.
The memories of all loves merging with this one love of ours -
And the songs of every poet past and forever
.

Parm_kaur

Parwa karo uski jo aapki parwa kare,
Zindagi mein kabhi aapko ruswa na kare,
Jaan banke utar jao uski jaan mein,
Jo jaan se bhi zyada aapko pyaar kare.

 

Phoolo se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?
Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?
Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai...
tumhare saath guzra hua har lamha yaad rehta hai

 

          Na khuda dil banata na kisi se pyar hota,

          na kisi ki yaad ati na kisika intezzar hota,

          dil diya hai usse sambhal ke rakhna

         shishe se bana hai pathar se door rakhna.πŸ’”

An 

"There is so much to say about love,
But, when it comes to love,
We all falter trying to achieve perfection,
In our madness to do best in love,
We destroy the essence and soul,
Of a relationship that only seeks trust. "

Viss

iska matlab..

 Zindadi behaal hai...

SUR hai naa TAAL hai... πŸ˜•

 

Minnie

Punji the brainless dimwit
Turned Arohi into a bandit
She wants him dead
Love is now bursting in Punji's head
Headless mindless loveless Punji dont wail
Go do something spectacular and end up in jail

An

She wants him dead,
We want her dead,
Let this show be dead,
We will make another show dead... πŸ˜†Me getting so better at PJs... πŸ˜†

Parm_kaur

Pyaar ka anjaam kisne socha
Hum to mohabbat kiye jaa rahe hain
Pyaar ka anjaam kisne socha
Hum to mohabbat kiye jaa rahe hain
Deewani hum to unke sanam
Bas unka naam liye jaa rahe hain

Ishq hamesha hamesha rahega
Ishq hamesha hamesha rahega
Yeh wada hum to kiye jaa rahe hain

 

Minnie

Arohi aur uska Punji lachaar
Karte mindless kachar pachar
Bhagane ho agar aise macchar
Toh kachua chaap agarbatti jalao πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

An

Kachua bola tote se,
Tum green-green kyon ho,
Punji itna jaala-jaala sa kyon hai,
Tota bola, tum kyon itne dheele ho,
Arohi  itni bewkoof kyon hai... πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Minnie

Punji toh hai readymade baingan
Diya jisko Arohi ke haathon mein
Bewakoof jab bhook se tadap kar mar rahi thi
Banaya kyun nahi uska bharta with tadka and mirchi πŸ˜†

An

Bharta uchala Arohi ke tummy mein,
Rote rote bola, kyon kiya tumne mera kachara,
Namak to kam dala hota, tadka kyon lagaya,
Mere pyaar ko tumne kyon bhunaya... πŸ˜†

Minnie

Arohi boli lete huye dakar
Chup bey oh bharte bewakoof
Phir ta tha mere piche woof woof
Maina khati toh toh kaun khata
KS ke pet mein jata toh badhajmi se marta... πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

An

Marta to sahi, tumne to mujhe chaba chaba,
Ke kar diya dil se ghayal,
Na mein jee sakta, na mar sakta,
bharta hi sahi, but my dil goes zoom,
tumhari dil ke beats sun kar...
Neeid na aaye ab mujhe tumare tummy mein ... πŸ˜†

Minnie

Ek toh free mein rehte ho
Uspar se bak bak karte ho
Chup ho ja ehsaan faramosh
Warna tera kaam tamam karne
Mein do char chuhe bhejti hoon

An

Bak Baki Rani, kyon deti ho mujhe tane,
Meine kaha tha baja do baigan raja ka baja,
Ab jab khaya hai, ashra diya hai tummy mein,
to suno mere dil ke harmonica ki dhun ko,
Nahi to meri Ganga Mata bana degi tumhe,
Aur tumhare chuho ko santa-banta ka data... πŸ˜†

Minnie

Chup raho phatey huye dhol
Khul gayi tumhari Ganga mata ki pol
Tumhe latka kar faasi par
Chali gaye woh honeymoon par.. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Minnie & An

Retitled : Ek Bhoot aur Daaku ke Ajab Pyar ki Gazab Prem Kahani.. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Minnie, tussi full form mein ho aaj... πŸ˜†

Dakku ne gaya prem geet,
Mata bhoot ne dhol bajaya,
Dono mile hare-hare junglo mein,
Par bichad gaya graveyard mein... πŸ˜†

Minnie

Pyar hua, ikrar hua
Ek junior bhi aya
Jiske liye Gulzaar sahab ne yeh farmaya
Jungle jungle baat chali hai
Pata chala hai chaddi pehen ke
Phool khila hai phool khila hai.. 

An

Phool khila ya fool kiya,
No wonder brainless khila,
Walking-Talking always hila,
Phir mil gaye usko Arohi naam ka jhula... πŸ˜†

Minnie

Jhule pe latak kar main ban gaya bandar
Kabhi bahar kabhi jail ke andar
Dekh ke mere yeh kartab saare
Adda barsaye mujhpar sade ande aur tamatar πŸ˜†

Somya

 
EK DIL KE  LIYE HUMNE  DUNIYA DEDI
HUMNE SAREE HADD PAAR KARDI
VIEWERS KO SATAKAR, TADPAKAR
UNKO RULAKAR, UNKO TORTURE KAR
HUMNE EK MISAAL KAYAM KARDI

 

Pavs

 
punji sunoji
arohi ke saath mu s clear karoji
ks ko triangle se hatao ji
aur phir junior punji hume doji
aur phir ye ajab prem ki gazab kahani khatam karoji
 
Cherry06
 
Just came across a poem which fits Arohi perfectly:

 

FORBIDDEN LOVE

 

Ever since that day

I've hid my heart away.

Many have tried but fail to find

The gate is closed, I've made up my mind.

I can't be the girl I used to be

Cause look what love has done to me.

I let my guard down and gave it all to you

Never realizing you would be untrue.

It's been so long and still I stand

But still I long for the touch of your hand.

I'll be strong and keep it all inside

Even if it's just foolish pride.

They say it is better to have loved and lost

And I've tried and paid the cost.

So if I have to feel this pain

Just to find a love again.

I think I'll let it pass me by

I'll spare the heartache and refuse to try.

 

Pavs

 
cherish the day-sade

You're ruling the way that I move
And I breathe your air
You only can rescue me
This is my prayer

 

Parm_kaur

 
Dil Tuta To Ek Awaaz Ayee..
Cheer Ke Dekha To Ek Cheez Nikal Ayee..
Socha Kya Hoga Is Khaali Dil Main..
Pani Se Dho Kar Dekha To Aapki Tasveer Nazar Ayee

 

 

Ishq Pagal Nahi, Pagal Kar Deta Hai
Ishq Marta Nahi, Marne Ke Qabil Kar Deta Hai

 

 

 

 

PYAR KI TADP KO DIKHAYA NAHI JATA,
DIL ME LAGI AAG KO BUJHAYA NAHI JATA.
LAKH JUDAAI HO YAAR SE MAGR,
ZINDAGI KA PEHLA PYAR BHULAYA NAHI JATA.

 

Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
koi aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
jab koi khamosh reh kar sawaal kar leta hai πŸ₯Ί

 
Parm_Kaur
 

What do you think of think,people...

Dost dost na rahi 😭

Kyunki woh mughe pyar karne laghi

Magar hum yeh baat se anjaan hai 😲 πŸ˜‘

Pyar pyar na raha 😭

Kyunki woh gussa ho kar ghar chod ghi 😑

Magar hum yeh baat se anjaan nahi hai 😭😭

(Please Purvi ghar wapas ajao) 😊

 

Shreya

 
dard ke hain hazaroon naam,

pyaar ko phir kyon karte badnaam,

kyunki shayd sabse bada dard pyaar hai,

aur sabsi badi sazza rutha pyaar door kadha yaar hai.  

 
Hero
 

YIPEEEEE 'O' YIPEEEEE YIPEEEEE
YIPEEEEE 'O' YIPEEEEE
YIPEEEEE 'O' YIPEEEEE YIPEEEEE
YIPEEEEE 'O' YIPEEEEE

 
Do dil mil Rahe hain

Magar chupke chupke

Dono excuses doondh rai ha

Magar chupke chupke

Dil mein kuch hora hai

magar koyi na janaaa

YIPEEEEE 'O' YIPEEEEE

Dil mein kuch hora hai

magar sirf adda girls koh khabar

ek taraf se K, VM bana rahi hai

dusri taraf se adda girls prathna kar rahi hai

ki karjun ko nazar na lage

YIPEEEEE 'O' YIPEEEEE hora hai yeh DIL



( i have no clue what i wrote πŸ˜†)
 

An

Chalo starting with "Post-Lecture Celebration Day"

Bak Bak Queen, Bak Bak Queen,
Have you done bak-bak,
Celebrating your stop-stop bak-bak
Hip Hip Hip No bak bak...
🀣🀣🀣</??>

Minnie

@ An -

Man mein phootein ladoo
Dekh ke screen par Dhondu
Dhondu ne shayad kiya An ko call
Turant mujhe diya hakal
Aur gayi poochne "unka" haal 🀣


Dhondu jo screen par aye
An ke man ke phool khile
Jab tak apne man ki kehte woh ankahi
Purvi ghar se bhaag gayi.. πŸ€£πŸ€£
 
An

Kuch days hote hai khass,
Dhondu ne bana diya supar khass,
Purvi ghar se gayee bhag,
Shayad khane gayee ghass πŸ˜†

Bechari ne bahaya aasu,
Bola, mein kyon nahi lagti khass,
Dhondu bola, meri bland bhabi,
Jao tum bhag, kar do ham sabko khush...
 
Minnie
 
Ghas khane gayi woh tabele
Bhains ke mooh se gire chara
Dekh ke Poo ka pink dress pyara pyara
Boli bhains yeh kya kiya apni sundarsi saree ka
Poo boli "unke" scarf banate banate itna sa hi kapda bacha
 
An
 
Salil pahucha tabela mein,
Bola aankhen karte blink blink,
Tum ho yeha kyon, Vanday hai waha kyon,
Tum dono meri life mein kyon...
Sabke sab meri diction ke peeche kyon πŸ˜†
 
Minnie
 
Kyun kyun kyun karte ho bhai
Bhains chara khate gurrayi
Dekha nahi Kyunki kab ki khatam huyi
Baithon mere paas main sikhtati hoon tumhe angrezi mein a, aa, aayi πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
 
Aruna
 
Purvi ghar se gayee bhag,
  Par show se jayegi kab
  Gayengi hum ek rag
  Aaye woh pal jab 
 
An
 
Purvi gayee sticking a warning note,
Mein wapas aaongee karne phir se haunt,
Ish baar lekar aaonge haunting show ka experience,
Bach naa paoge koi mere acting ke kahar se... *evil grin* πŸ˜†
 
Minnie
 
Bhag gayi toh bhagne do
Lekar kyun nahi gayi Vandy ko?? πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
 

Anjana

 
Mohabbat ek ajeeb ehsaas

Pyaar banadiya humko bebas

Chaake bhi na kahe paya

sirf tapad tha hi rahey gaya

Khudko khoya phir tumko khoya

Haas haas ke bhi mein sirf roya

ishq mein sab kuch kho giyaa

zindagi thi woh bhi de diya

 

Minnie

 

@ Anjana - For you.. Bhoot aur Daaku ki kahani πŸ˜†

Daaku aya Daaku aya
Karne apni bhootni se gutargoo
Bhootni boli main nahi aati
Daaku bola yeh baat nahi nayi
Bhootni boli ok then.. see you

 

Minnie

 
@ Sanjukta -

Arohi ke ghar aaye do nanhe fool
Shakalein dekh Arohi boli kahan huyi bhool
KS bola darling dont worry yehi bhagwan ki marjee  
De diya pendulum ke saath junglee free

 

Sanjukta

arjun sun ke bola "arre mera baccha"!!??
hope akal aur posture ho mujse accha
ab kaise huyi, kahan huyi- yeh details choro
arohi, ab maan bhi jao..phirse naata joro
 

Minnie

 

Jaa hat julmi
Chalayi tumne mujhpar goli
Akal ka toh pata nahi
Lekin uski dadhi toh uda ke rahungi sahi
Kal laati hoon Palmolive ka shaving cream
After all Kapil Dev says uska jawab nahi..  πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

 

Shreya

 
pyaar ka dard humne ab samjha,

jab dur ho gaya mera har sapna,

pyaar toh humne bepanaah kiya,

par vishvaas chahiya tha,

yeh main kyon bhul gaya..

 

An

 
Kuch to baat hai Minnie mein,
Classy Comedy ki Queen hain,
Hum sabke laughter channel hain,
Baaton baaton mein bhoo gayee mein,
Hamari Minnie bahot khaas hai..
. 😊

 

Anjana

 
BT walo ko nahi aata hai math

AP margiya toh feel karega wrath

Lagta hai editor ne overtime kiya

Zaada cut and paste karke thak giya

Creatives aaj har character ko kiya use

Phir bhi sunne para unko adda ka abuse

Har koi puchta Maa Mumbai mein hai

Toh yeh log ghar doondtha kyu hai?

 

Anjana

 
Thought you had forgotten my existence

Why were you never before so insistence?

I wish that like our son you had been persistent

Then you would not stand outside and repent

 

An

 
Repentance for letting you go,
Or, for standing quite close yet far,
I am neither, but sorry I am for us,
We willingly let three lives ruled by ego ... πŸ˜Š

 

Anjana

 
Oh what ego you still have

yet loneliness you cannot brave

it's brought you to my doorstep

don't runaway - stay n' take a step

 

An

 
I came at your doorstep for our son,
My loneliness will pass, cannot  see him sink,
You put a question, when will I come again,
But, forgot to keep the doors open  ... 😊

 

Anjana

 
I closed my door to strangers

ring the bell and it will be open

has your lonliness truly passed?

you cannot move on, so just face it

 

An

 
Have you moved on stranger,
You left but still live in my space,
And, you can feel my presence in your place,
We have long crossed the bridge of danger ... 😊
 
Anjana
 
@An

World peace will never happen

except in beauty pageant speeches

For food - let me, my knife sharpen

Birds for now aren't extinct species

  

An

 
Peace may never happen,
But peace is what we attain,
Extinct race is the gift of human,
Kill one, taste the blood, become inhuman... πŸ˜†

  

Anjana
 
Once I was a puppet of my father

now you are karan's string doll

I stupidly refused to listen then

today you do not heed my warning

Right now we are near, yet far apart

tomorrow when i am actually faraway

will you shed the a tear like always

or praise God for ridding you of pestilence

in the form of my unwanted presence 

 
Parm_kaur
 

Anjaane logon se kabhi kabhi
ek rishta sa ban jaata hai
bina mile, bina kuch kahe...
par ham chod dete hain in rishton ke najuk dhagon ko
jaise band mutthi se ret jaati hai phisal
nahin baandhte inko dil ke dhadkano se
kya tumhe kabhi chua hai kisi ajnabee ne
kya tumne kabhi sajaaye hain khwab kisi ajnabee ke
kya himmat kiya hain un khwabon ko sach karwane ka
ya phir chupke se un sapon ko aanchal mein odhe jee liya hai yunhi...

 

POEM:

Aapke Dil ki galiyo mai kabhi
Gham na ho ,
Hamari ye Mohabbat kabhi
Kaam na ho ,
Dua hai ke hardam app
Khush raho ,
Kya pata Kaal Ho na Ho..

 

Anjana

 
hmm i "like" your like
so keep clicking like
even if button works just once
feel free to do it whenever u glance
no harm if u keep pressing
post wont burn unlike irnoning
 

Agas

 
You replied with a hike

so I clicked "Like"

I no longer a poet

so cant sing duet

hope u do a pre-watch

which I call a window watch

 

Aruna

 
Here's a poem for Arjun

 Then you broke down in the moment
 And it pulled my heart asunder
 My hand reached out to hold you
 But alas, couldn't fathom the gap

 No yardstick can measure how far
 you stand away from me
 Few strides, can be bring me to you
 But cannot bridge our souls gap

 

Shreya

 
tni badi galti toh na ki thi hamne,

ki pyaar ko de hum apne,

maanta hoon vishvaas na kiya,

par uski har yaad mein sirf jiya,

pyaar itna kamzor nahi tha  mera,

ki suraj bhi na dur kar paaye andhera,

ab toh hasta bhi hoon use rulane ke liya,

taki woh mere bina apni zindagi jee sake

 
Minnie
 
Jo tumko ho pasand wahi baat kahenge
Agar tum ko ghar chahiye toh khud beghar honge
Tum karo shaadi hum aakar bartan dhodenge
Jo kuch bhi ho uff tak nahi karenge..🀣🀣🀣
 

Anjana

 
Mera ex kehla khoon ka holi

Aur aapko mere liye laga goli

Toh marham mein lagadu?

Glass chaahiye? mein lahdu?

Aap har waqt itne sad kyu hai

Aapki girlfriend bhaagayi hai

Kissi aur se karlijiye aap shaadi

Population ki baada dijiye abaadi

 

Karishma

KS ko ghodi kinhe chadhaya? bhootni ke,
KS dulha kinhe banaya? Bhootni ke,
Bhootni ke, bhootni ke, πŸ₯³

Ria

 
Sur hai na Taal hai...sakht bura haal hai....is tarah to jeena dushwaar hai!

Shreya

@Anjana

itni dur na jaana ki paas na aa sako,

itna na dard na dena ki bhula na sako,

mud ke ek bar dekhna hum toh wahin the khade,

intezaar karte,aankhe bichaye,

tumhare ko ek baar phir thaamne ke liye,

tumhe apni duniya mein le jaane ki liye,

jo tumhare bina hai adhoori,

tum mano ya na mano tumhare bina na hogi kabhi yeh poori.... 

Arshiya

 

 " 🀣 🀣 🀣 aarohi love= slaps '' tere ishq ne mujhe peet dala.''"

Parm_Kaur

 
Mere naseeb main tu nahin shayad 😭 

Kyun khel aisa taqdeer ka hota hai

Lakeerain nahin milti hain unse

Jin se ye dil milta hai

Duniya kehti hai

Chand lamhon ka saath tha 😭😭

Ye dil jaanta hai

Ye umr bhar ka ehsaas tha 😳😊

 
Khushi aap ke liye gam humre liye

muskurahat aapke liye πŸ˜ƒ aansu humre liye 😭

zindagi aap ke liye ⭐️ mout humare liye 🀒

phul aap ke liye ...kante humare liyeπŸ’”

sab kuch aapke liye πŸ˜› or aap sirf humare liye 😳😳

By Shreya

arjun...kabhi us par gussa aaya toh kabhi hasi..pata nahi tha ki yeh ek aisa insaan hoga jisne apne aap ko bhula diya pyaar ke liye..kitni ajeeb baat hai na jis insaan ko hasna tak nahi aata tha woh aaj hasta hai sirf isliye taki apne pyaar koh vishvaas dila sake ki woh us se nafrat karta hai...uski aankoh ka dard..jinme kabhi sirf nafrat thi..aaj pyaar hai toh dard ke saath..kya kismat paayi hai ..ji se pyaar karta hai us se itni door ho jata hai ki chahkar bhi wapaas nahi pa paata...kitna dard hai is insaan ki zindagi mein naa

AArohi:woh jo hsti thi muskurathi thi..toh lagta tha ki jaise abhi koi phir gadbad hogi...pyaar par itna bharosa tha..par kismat ki aisi maar lagi ki khud par se bhi vishvaas dagmaga gaya...aaj toh pyaar shabd se bhi nafrat karti hai..jise nafrat pata he nahi thi...

 
An
 
@Karishma:

Punji, walk man walk,
Walk on the road of disaster,
Go on a yatra, jail yatra,
Puni, talk man talk,
Do not wait man, do not wait,
Repenting is done, eat an ice-cream cone,
Ask us, take a pledge and walk,
Walk on a road of no return,
Punji, go on jail yatra, go on jail yatra... 🀣 

Minnie

 
Punji the rondu bhondu
I doubt is going to the jail soon
HP in the meanwhile went to the saloon
Got a blond hair dye and a tonic
Bua seeing Munna at the door went in panic
KS is pataoing Arohi in front of the old hags
Arjun with no jail in sight is sleeping on dusty bean bags πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†

An 

Punji ka kya kare, uske akal mein lagi rust,
Karu is all ready to weave his logic of dust,
Bechari Arohi, Kinder-Garden ki ladki musk,
Always cornered in love's web when it's dusk ... πŸ˜† 

Minnie

Punji ho gaya dukhiyari bahu
Arohi ke dekh ke glycerine wale aansu
AA ke mooh aur kaan hai abhi bekaar
Koi lelo unko hazar rupaye mein udhar
Pyar kiya hai toh logic gaya dabbe mein
KS ke atyachaar ab sahenge dono akele mein

An

Punji hamara beti in beta form,
Rain mein rote-rote bola,
Arohi tum sun lo meri baat,
Mein karonga tumhari seva har din,
bas keh do, tumne mujhe kiya yaad.

Arohi boli, oh mere devidasi...
Kuch to karo sharm, mein to,
hone wali hoon Karu ki revengi pyaar,
lekar roz aaongi studio tiffin-dabba,
Aur tum karna sink emotions ke pool mein... πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† 

Minnie

 
Doobne ke liye bacha hi kya hai
Hum dono Zombies ka pyar unsinkable hai
Sochti hoon KS ko bhi Zombie banahi dein
Roj ki tiffin ka tanta khatam karde ekhi bite mein πŸ˜‰

An 

KS is willingly ready to commit suicide,
Bechara kya jaane hamare dil ka haal,
Pledging to make a dead more lonelier,
He lost his screws in the crew of glitterati,
Nether mein jaane ka hai plan uska...πŸ˜† 

Minnie

KS ko nahi pata "kitani mohabbat hai"
Creatives har roj badalte yahan hai
Aaj screw dheela toh kal gone case ban jayega
Bhag jao is circus se warna bandar ban jayega πŸ˜† 

Minnie 

@ An, Sanjukta -

Creative kaun kya farak padta hai
Aaj Tom toh kal Dick or Harry hai
KMH sab ka training ground hai
Suna VG TSPLS ka saviour ban gaya hai.. πŸ˜† 

Sanjukta 

VG gaya PB aya, to humein kya mila
arjun aur arohi ke pyar ka gul abhi tak nahi khila
kabhi khilega bhi ke nahi ab hain humein doubt
humlog bekar mein karengey dukh mein pout 

Minnie 

Pouting shouting chodo
Picture abhi baaki hai usko dekho
Pyar toh end mein ho hi jayega
KS bak-baking dulhan ko rondu Punji ke gale mar ke bhag jayega πŸ˜†πŸ˜†  

An

Har roz badal rahi hai circus ka rang,
Har koi sun rahe hai dhoop mein khade,
ek naya ghosna patra ko, par kisi ko nahi pata,
circus chal raha hai dhobte jahaz par,
sab ke sab milenge jaildi ek din,
apne purvaz bandaro se bankar bandar πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Minnie

Jahaz doobega Oct mein
Tab tak enjoy karo circus muft mein
Aam kaho guthliyon se kya matlab
KMH kabar khod raha hai apni fatafat.. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

An

Uske pehl doob gaya to,
Me take a pledge, me going to take revenge,
Minnie thoda socho phir bolo,
pata nahi kaun kis se le le revenge muft mein πŸ˜†

Minnie

Oct se pehle khatam ho yeh toh hai meri prayer
Tum ab revenge ka dalo mat usmein fata tire πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Somya

Mere doston! jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le jalim,
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

i got this as sms

An

@Minnie

Revenge mein loongi tumse,
Ab reason mat poochna tum,
Bas mood ho gaya hain mera,
Tumne mujhe mirror ke dila de yaad... πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Minnie

Kal tak the sab gussa wussa
Marne chale the creatives ko ghusa
Aaj dekho sabke Sur hi badle
AA ko saath dekh creatives ki jai ho gaye.. 🀣

Minnie

Kal Punji not latkofying
Pyar ka phool just khilling
But why is still An bent on killing?

Shreya

This is for u anjana again with all my feelings put into it...

Woh khaati meethi baatein zindagi ki,

Jisme basi hain yaadein umar bhar ki,

Laut aana is se pehle ki yeh yaadein chod jaayen tanha,

Itna na tadpana ki phir kisi par na kar sake bharosa

Bahut yaad aati hain tumhari,

Woh shararat woh hansi tumhari,

Tumhare bina hai sab kuch soona,

Aa jao ab,tumhare bina nahi jeena' 

Somya

Punji must be singing

Nah koi umang hai( no Arohi)
nah koi tarang hai ( no KS)
jindagi ek kati patang hain( no Abhay) 🀣

Karishma

you being out side the jail is like hell
i hope u never get any bail bail bail
even after ur skin becomes pail
juss stay in jail jail jail

Parm_Kaur

Ek Aaina Jiski Tasveer Dhundhla Gai,
Ek Dil Jiski Dhadkan Ruksi Gai,
Ek Zindagi Jiski Manzil Ka Koi Pata Hi Nahi,
Ek Daaman Jahaan Se Khushiyaan Galti Se Bhi Guzarti Nahi...

Mohabat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai,

har mod asan nahi hota har mod par khushi nai milti,

par jab hum zindagi ka sath nai chod sakte

toh mohabat ka sath kaise chore de....

Parm_Kaur

Kuch Log Kitne Kareeb Hote Hain
Kush Log Kitne Khusnaseeb Hote Hain
Laken Jo Milkar Bhee Na Mil Paaye
Wo Kitne Badnaseeb Hote Hain

Anjana

In Endings Lie New Beginnings

 
Our yesterdays were burned by Phoenix fire

Yet in death's ash, embers of hope remain on pyre

New dreams of love given birth amidst despair

Covered with ash, we mourn what is beyond repair

With grief we remember what will be no more

Then like the Phoenix love arises on a new shore

With renewed passion glowing red, orange, yellow

Ash will slowly give way to new bright amber glow

Like the Phoenix, we may soar to yet unreached height

With altered perspective, we see each other in new light 

Viss 

Ke jal gaye hai Khawab saare dilon ke veerano me..

 Ke chalo baharon ko firse bulale..unn aankhon ke isharome..

 mohabbat firse de rahi hai dastak..

To kyun lauta de isse chand shikayaton me aur bahano me..

 Ke mohabbat se bada koi naam nahin..

Chalo firse Dhund lete hai usi Ek naam ko hazaro me...

Shreya

lines from arjun:

aaj pata lag gayi hai shayad usko sachaayi,

par kya woh sahen kar paaygi dil mein yeh baat aayi,

apni fikr nahi hai mujhe,

use dard nahi hona chahiye,

khud toh lahooo ka ghoot bhi pi loon,

par uski aanken kabhi nam na ho,

hey khuda use dena itni himmmat,

ki has sake woh har kimat...

Anjana
 

Perception & Misperception

What you see with your eyes is illusion

What you think may actually be delusion

Do not trust with your eyes or your brain

Let mistrust wash away down the drain

have faith that the lies will be defeated

know that true love cannot be defeated

Anjana

Our God is going to be attending a shaadi

So, there will be catastrophe and barbadi

Her mere presence will ensure that is so

thus the honeymoon will be a total no go

the groom will leave without his fair bride

later he will be lucky if he can give her a ride

Don't be shocked - i meant a ride to her work

Why because he is just a poor pathetic dork

So, all they will have is a maha pavitra rishta

marriage then they will go separate rashta

Anjana

Beti chahiye toh karo Papa se pyaar

varna single hi rahejaoge na yaar

Pithashri se karogi tum dushmani

toh woh toh karega khudki maanmani

dedegi woh beti ki haath kissi aur ko

baad mein tumko phir pachtana naho

isliye Punji aab jaaoo aur bhuda ko patao

apne aur Arohi ki raste se KS ko hatao

Anjana

true true.. my naya favorite show..

me all for moving adda there now

har roz armaan dil mein aayega

aur amruji apna dil churayega

gyan dehga koi naya stupidity lesson

aur bhaskar bharati dega naya fashion

Minnie

Bhaskar to banane se raha - The Man
Punji toh man bankar bhi kab banega He-Man?
HP-KS ka pyaar sar chadh kar bole
Punji tere pyar kab bolega bahon mein le le?

Anjana

@An

Telling you dialogues are good

Modhi returned and it improved

that other dude, he over wrote

So, Modhi ka return has my vote

An

Modi, looks like is an old hand,
I wish she held the reins,
When Punji made the deal with God,
She would have weaved a magical moment... 😊
 
Anjana
 

Mera haalath kuch similar hai

Me dream technicolor dream

toh smile toh face peh aata hai

and i look like cat with cream

people around me think me mad

because i cannot do commuter sad

Anjana

@An

In that case, you must pray for the possible

Arohi & K.S. ka engagement not impossible

We would not want that ceremony to be jinxed πŸ˜†

so, the real lovebirds may then be properly linked πŸ˜‰

An

Lovebirds K.S & Arohi are ephemeral pair,
They will soon unite in a false union,
And, then do their ball dance of fusion,
But, one will be killed to put Punji behind prison bars πŸ˜†

Minnie

KS can never die
He's Boss's blue-eyed boy
Poor Roadie or Mr. Ganga will take a bullet
Only to pop-out with a different mullet πŸ˜†

An 

Mr Ganga, the would be Ganga Mata Hubby?
But, he is present in present like a sweet chubby,
Don't tell me cheapo KS has got nine lives,
Aha, will he fake his death to Kill Punji Life... πŸ˜†

Minnie

Chubby is a sugar coated pill
Ganga's caught up with a lie mill
KS will be safe in a blue blanket
After all he's KMH's TRP ticket πŸ˜†

An

Minnie Mello, you activated my brain cells,
What if, think, What if, Mr.Ganga is an imposter,
Donning the mask of Pavitra devta, but is,
Declared dead man Karan Singh...  🀣(Me laughing at my PJP (phaltu jokey poem... )

Minnie

Pavitra pati is Apavitra Paapi
Ganga ki hone se rahi shaadi
KS will be back as in a docile avtar
Ganga might just marry him at the court's altar πŸ˜†

Minnie

Modi ka return is good news
Me still confused about KS' spews
Care to explain the logic
Or has Modi temporary lost her magic?

I have a feeling Modi is good for romantic stuff.. AA dialogues are good.. rest of the  gang is kinda questionable!

Anjana

That is because Hot head confused

KS ka story not yet properly fused

so there is indeed a lack of logic

but, that is not really all that tragic

lets be content with love ka magic

Minnie

KS' story better be fused too
Me bored watching HP-KS coo
They dont have a clue how to put Punji in jail
Whats the point in having useless characters wail?

Anjana

Whether they wail

or hunt karta koi quail

to sing purana gana

ya lehata koi nahi namuna

tab hota hai waqt barbad

aur pyaar nahi hota abaad

issi tarah kahani jaata keech

AA jagartha raheyta iss beech 

Minnie

AA ka jhagda is on time-out
While Arohi takes her time to figure out
Let the namunas go for cameos
For all I care let them all bid adios

Anjana

 
@adda

TPLS has completely killed itself

just go and  watch for yourself

they permanently separated leads

are now fusing useless beads

that make absolutely no sense

so, there will be no resonnance

they can keep promoting the show

nodody will watch who really knows

An

@Minnie:
Ganga Mata tum ho badi nadaan,
Kuch karo aapni law degree ka use,
Unmask karo jooth ka chera, aur,
Punji ko karo dump and pe lo matke ka pani... 🀣

Minnie

Ganga is no nadaan but a chalu cheez
Will dump chubby cheese
Put him in jail dump the matka on his head
Put on a red veil and marry the millionaire blue-eyed boy instead! πŸ˜†

Anjana

Sorry i cannot stand bandini

uska naam bhi pasand nahi

sixteen year old aur ek bhudda

i would rather watch kabar khudna

but i don't contribute to anyone's trps

so i am not responsble for their trps 

Anjana

 Rabindranath Tagore

Fireflies

I touch God in my song
    as the hill touches the far-away sea

with its waterfall.

The butterfly counts not months but moments,
    and has time enough.

Let my love, like sunlight, surround you
    and yet give you illumined freedom.

Love remains a secret even when spoken,
    for only a lover truly knows that he is loved.

Emancipation from the bondage of the soil
    is no freedom for the tree.

In love I pay my endless debt to thee
    for what thou art.

Shreya

lines from arjun...these came to me after watching that watch scene

pyaar kiya tha jab tab waqt ki nahi ki parvaah,

aaj zindagi ki raahon mein pyaar ne choda tanha ,

jis waqt ko bhulakar saath chalna chahte the,

us waqt ne he akela kar diya in rahhon mein,

har nishaani uski jaa chuki hai,

uski aankhon mein sirf nafrat dikhi hai,

kyon waqt ne kiya aisa sitam,

ki pyaar ho gaya in raahom mein gum.

 
An

You broke my little heart,
Yet, you held my little finger,
I do not know your pain,
But, I feel your eyes following me,
Guarding me from dark shadows

Come a little closer while you follow,
I want to hear your heart beats, and its skips
Please, do not halt, I am waiting for you,
But, you broke my little heart

It hurts thinking about our love,
My eyes are always wet when I think about you
How can you be caressing my fingers,
When you broke my little heart

Tell me one more time, I Love you,
Make my heart hum the song of spring,
Walk a little faster, I am going to faint,
Hold me in your arms and carry me to your home...

Anjana

 
Tumne mujhko kaha tha azmana mat

toh mein kabhi tumko azmahi nahi

kya karti hu mein abhi tumse mohabbat

paata nahi kya yeh galat hai ya sahi

 
Parm_Kaur
 

suggestion for Arohi:

Life mein kisi ajnabee pe aetbaar mat karna

uss insan pe bharosa karo jisne

tumari chahat mein duniya ko bhuladiya

uss insan pe bharosa karo jisne

tumare liye ek pal ke liye zindagi dedi

uss insan pe bharosa karo jiska

saaya hamesha tumare saath rehta hai

uss insan pe bharosa karo jiska

naam hai ARJUN PUNJ aur uski photo hai (this one)

kyunki mujhe lagta hai ki

tum blind hogayi ho

KS se kaam karte karte

 

Anjana

 
@ Madam E

Bhagavan ko kiya humne fariyaad

Bahooot waqt bitgaya uske baad

Socha ghumgaya humari muraad

Par KMH mein phirse nikla chaand

Chalo hum loote aaj uska anand

 
Ria
 
Beautiful pictures are developed,
by negatives in a dark room,
So if you see darkness in your life,
assume that god is making a beautiful future for you...
 

Minnie

Bech diya jaay ki chod diya jaay
Bol Punji tere saath kya kiya jaay?

Minnie

HP ki bak bak kabhi hoti nahi khatam
Bua Munna Munna karte leti nahi dum
HP KS ke pyar mein ban gaya totally andha
Punji kaise kare beti se shadi jab sasur line mein pehele khada? πŸ˜†

 

Minnie

RKA is more than just words
Its an unusual collections of friends
Faceless buddies, voiceless posts
Meaningless they are certainly not
Welcome each one with an open heart
May this journey go on forever
Hope these memories give you something to remember

Coldy07 (Sam)
 
Today I just post a few lines for our Arjuhi and RKA....hope you all like it!...

Their first meeting may be crap
Coz it was with a slap
They hated each other to the core
And had reasons too, many more
But destiny brought them together
They slowly felt the other was better
The girl changed the guy
Now he was thoughtful and shy
But one truth was enough
To end it abrupt
Aah why do people fail to reason
Dont they see the events uneven
Now the storm affected their boat
The girl lost all hope
Then the guy did realize
But too late to mend it wise
Love took him to a higher rank
He just wanted to see her glad
Misunderstandings cropped up always
Parting them more anyways
When the girl came to know till there
He was shattered beyond repair
Alas both have a silent love
Which will continue forevr'
And we as an audience stressed
Meet at RKA to express
Its magical, Its fun
In the end for all a hug!
 
Shreya
 
kyon itne zakhm hai dil par ki koi bhar na sake,

kyon hum itne dur hai ke pyaar kar na sake,

chahkar bhi tumhe choo nahi sakti hoon,

paas hoke bhi door khadi hoon,

dil keh raha hai sach ko maan loon,

use ek baar phir bahoon mein bhar loon,

par kyon tum mujse door ja rahe ho,

mujse kya khata hui uska jawaab toh do,

tumhari nafrat toh sehen kar li maine,

par yeh itna pyaar loon main kaise,

jab tumhe hamesha di nafrat,

chae dil mein bhari ho chaht,

aa jao ab waapis nahi rehna dur,

na khud ko bhul jaane par karo majboor,

bas ek baar bataana chahti hoon,

ki haan bus aaj bhi KITNI MOHABBAT HAI ....

 
Anjana
 
ARJUN to AROHI

Dil mein tha umeed ka diya

Aaj bhujgiya umeed ka woh diya

Zindagi kardi tumhari naam

Driver kiya humko badnaam

Aur tumne manliya uska ilzaam

Pyaar mein aab dard ka alaam

 

Arohi to Arjun

Mohabbat ki tumne humse

Kabhi uff tak nahi kiya tumne

Gham ke badle di khushi

Aansoo ke badle di haasi

Kaise samjhau tumho meri khushi

Mohabbat ki kaisi yeh bebasi

 

Nupur

Thappad Khaya Muh Chhipaye Re Lali Chunar
Odh Ke SHARAM Ka Mukhda Apna
Nikla Andhere Me Duniya Ke Dar Se Mai Sajna
Raat Engangement-LESS  Hoi O Re Saathiya
Dekh Halat Meri Saara Adda bhi Haans raha hai mujh par O Piya


Hai Re Piya Aha Re Aha Re Aha Re Piya
Chaanta Laga
Hai Laga..........!!!

 
Ria
 
Someday many years from now
We'll sit beside the candles glow
Exchanging tales about our past
And laughing as the memories flow
And when that distant day arrives
I know it will be understood
That friendship is the key to live
And we were friends and it was good
-unknown
 

Aruna

An ne chod di lalach chanavni ki
 sabji jo bechna shuru ki
 Adda ka doorman banke
 Sabse aloo tamatar ka bhav bhole

An

Oye, me won't drop my love for chavanis,
My Aim, Get richer and more all the time,
My Motto, What is mine is mine, what is your is mine too,

Aruna

Adda guys know better now
None will give u chavani
Relegated to doorman you are
Salute all who join the fair πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Aruna

Soaps meant to be "wholesome" entertainment.. Read as "some" entertainment when watched as a "whole" πŸ˜†πŸ˜† And u trying to find continuity & editing..πŸ˜†

An

Mein banoongi penhil Penguin,
Jo hogi World Singing IDOL... πŸ˜†

Aruna

hum honge kamyab
hum honge kamyab
sabko bagane mein
adda seee... aaj thoooo....

penguin dance karke
singing idol nahin banthe

Mehr

An will sing: 

its the time to discoπŸ₯³

*muttering* lootnay ke baad waha say khishko πŸ˜†" 

Aruna: request one change , baad to pehle kardena pls..

its the time to discoπŸ₯³

*muttering* lootnay ke pahle waha say khishko πŸ˜†" 

Minnie
 
@Sanjukta:
 
Tauba tera humor
Tauba tera vaar
Kaisa fundu emotional atyachaar!! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Minnie

@Sanju:

Ladki tu badi nadaan hai
Adde ke shaitaon se anjaan hai
Pyar maangne chali thi on a slippery wicket
Ek ne balti bechi doosri ne show ka ticket πŸ˜†

An

Sleep meri Minnie Mello,
Sweet dreams are waiting at the door,
Sleep meri Minnie Melo,
Close your eyes, and you will open a magical door,
The moon will sing and blinking starts will dance,
Sleep meri Minnie Melo
A prince will take you on a walk,
When you wake up, you will meet the bright yellow fellow
sleep meri Minnie Melo
Sweet dreams are waiting at the door ,... πŸ˜†

Minnie

@ Sabziwali An -

Sar ke upar se chale jatein hain jis tarah
An ke funde, naye black hole ki taraf
Dimag mein reh jaati hai
Umra bhar ke wastein ande aur tamatar

An

Aruna ne maare mere armaano par ande,
Tamatar lagta hai mehnga, jo usne chupa diya,
Aloo to marti, album nahi to aloo bechti 2 rupya kilo,
Kuch to karo mera bhala, kuch to maro right to sell ... πŸ˜†

Aruna

Aloo tamatar ki baath kare
Shayar ki mehfil ko
Sabji mandi banadiya
waise, yeh Armaan kya BB ka hain

An

Kathor Aruna, tussi to kuch mat bolo,
tumne kuchal diya mere album ke armaan,
Ab sabzi ki dukkan promote karne mein laga de rok,
Aur pata nahi kish Armaan ke baare kar diya jikar... πŸ˜†

Aruna

Sapne aise dekho
Jo haasil mein ho
kaam aise karo
Jo dusro ko taklif na do πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Aur gana gake
Adda ke shanthi ka na aanth karo

 

An

@Aruna:

Sapne par no tax,
dekho bharpur aur bolo,
hum honge kamyaab ek din,
hum honge kamyaad ek din... πŸ˜†

Gaane do mujhe,
Mujhe gana hai,
Adda to hai noise se bhara,
tumhe shanti kaha dikhi... πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Aruna

An, baath hamari sunho
 Gaana bhi sapne mein gao
 Adde walo ko baksh do
 Kaan hamari na thodo

An

Sapne mein gaon to meri besuri talent,
dab jaayegi pillow ke neeche,
Adda walo ka kya hai, bahot sahay hai KMH ke aatyachar,
Aankh ho gaye hai kamzor, bas kaan ka number hai ab... πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Minnie

Mehfil abhi rang layi hai
Shayri ki barsaat ho rahi hai
Ghadi ki taraf dekhoon toh kahe raat ho chali hain
Tum dono lage raho main taaron se baat karne jati hoon 😊

An

Minnie Mello,
Stars are blinking,
They want to croon your song,
Tell them, you will talk to them,
If they come and tell you,
Beautiful Princess, all your dreams will come true...

Anjana

The Angel by William Blake

I dreamt a dream! What can it mean?
And that I was a maiden Queen
Guarded by an Angel mild:
Witless woe was ne'er beguiled!

And I wept both night and day,
And he wiped my tears away;
And I wept both day and night,
And hid from him my heart's delight.

So he took his wings, and fled;
Then the morn blushed rosy red.
I dried my tears, and armed my fears
With ten-thousand shields and spears.

Soon my Angel came again;
I was armed, he came in vain;
For the time of youth was fled,
And grey hairs were on my head. 

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Poetry continued...

 
Minnie

Punji gaya chatt par milne Arohi se
Niche aate dekha HP ko dhoti mein
Dar ke gira, gir ke utha, bhag gaya patli galise
Salil ke ghar jaakar chupa par reh na saka chain se
HP ko dekh uske pasine choote
Tabhi Arohi ko dekh dil ke armaan jaage
Arohi ne keh kar usko cockroach, Baygon bina uske man ke keede maare  

An

H&M Avtaar: The good old days are gone never to return. 😊

He is love sick,
HP will hit him with a stick,
Bawra Kumar will become,
A brand new sitcom... πŸ˜†

An

slip here, I slip there in Love,
I am such a slippery Punji,
Why did you make me a human,
I was better off being a soap of Dove

Minnie

I am slippery springy Punji mister
In love with Elastic's daughter
Elastic wont give her up without a bother
Stop it elastic or I'll catapult you into the shrinking dryer! πŸ˜†

An

Punji practice Punjance,
Daughter will marry Cuckoo,
You will be dancing band master,
Acting like a man called Dhondoo πŸ˜†

Minnie

Cuckoo and Daughter Koookie will never be
I'll take a BB gun to make Cuckoo flee
I'll go to jail and cry buckets for Koookie
But Koookie will sit at a cafe eating cookies with milk and honey πŸ˜‰

An

Cookies will listen to the growls of a stomach,
Fill it up like oil fills up an empty tank,
All filled, Kookie will walk on the high street,
But, then she will realize, I miss the springy hunk... πŸ˜†

Minnie

Springy hunk will be on his way
Bidding adieu to the world in dismay
Koookie and her cookie loaded brain
Can go to Timbaktoo by the next local train.. πŸ˜†

Anjana

@An

I stupidly fell in love

with HP's pretty dove

but, HP didn't like above

So, he gave me a shove

and will give KS my dove

An

KS will soon fly to his real abode,
Punji will soon reach his home,
Arohi will soon sing I shall wecome,
A new man with spine in my love abode... πŸ˜†

Anjana

AP to HP & POO

Give me your daughter mister

Just don't give my ears a blister

i don't know what your problem is sister

why don't you go find some tea to stir

 

AP to KS

My love will last to eternity

You just wear perfume called Eternity

Last time i shot you with a bullet

Go away lest i lodge another one in your gullet

Minnie

I have some tea but no sugar
My husband's caught with a vampire
I am clueless and cannot act
Lets make a barter pact
You give me my sugar I'll let go of your purring cat

An

@Anjana

Punji dear go home,
You are not welcome,
Arohi is little mad,
She will be sad,
Soon will forget,
Open her heart, To-Let... πŸ˜†

An

I won't go away so soon,
Still have  to see the real moon,
Do not give me a warning,
When me turning warming...πŸ˜†

Minnie

How will you see the moon
Its shining from your head, you buffoon
The oil from your noggin is dripping all over
I neednt do a thing.. you'll slip left right and center πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

An

Buffoon is busy weaving a dream,
Do not disturb the flowing stream,
Bottle of my hair oil is like love potion,
Which will soon turn my love poison... πŸ˜†

Anjana

@N

I spy N with my little eye

But, guess she is shy?

I don't understand why

she can't simply say hi

Anjana

Springy hunk met his dove in the shimla local

Together they praticed love then being vocal

Then came KS on the Palampur Express

All of us and the lovebirds, he will soon depress

An

@Minnie

Local train is always right on time,
But, Ganga Mata will play her trick,
She will bribe the guard with a dime,
Punji will then meet his lovely chick... πŸ˜†

Minnie

Punji and his chick will do non-stop chick chak choo
Ganga will close her ears and say please go you too
Punji looking at his chick will say what have you been upto
Oh nothing honey a little flirting a little eating and loads of chick chak choo

An

@Anjana

There is a third one hiding,
He will soon enter sprinting,
Girl will blush and go blinking,
Someone will go happy clicking... πŸ˜†

Anjana

For KS

Love made you irrate

Love made you alone

So why try to reitterate?

you better off with an abalone

Anjana

love made my bheya fry

now i drink milk and cry

If she rejects me i will die

But, Punji will have to go bye bye

Minnie

I am a milk drinking abalone
Punji the stud is all alone
I dont care if the stupid girl hates me
All I care is that beautiful HP still loves me πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†

An

Pyaar ke hammer ke maare sab,
broken everywhere, looking for support,
Soon all will be deported from heaven... πŸ˜†

Aruna

Deported from heaven with a thud
When they learn, Arjun their stud
Broke his back carrying Aro's  load
And there's nothing left to goad

Aruna

Song for Minnie:

Hello Minnie
Mello Minnie
Funny Minnie
Minnie Mo!!

Minnie

@ An -

Mera kya haal
Main toh baas behaal
Dekh ke garam-a-garam maahol
Dil karta hai haas loon dil khol 🀣

An

I want to fly ... fly like an angel,
But me afraid of the angles,
What if they clip my wings,
And attach strings... πŸ˜†

Minnie

Like a kite on string fly into the sky
Up and up you soar oh my oh my
Soaring over the faces and the books
Watch how the world looks on tenterhooks.. πŸ˜†

An

Kites are known to betray,
They never soar high forever in sky,
Often, they become the prey,
I want to be the free one in the blue sky ... πŸ˜†

Minnie

Nothing soars forever
Life's too short to wonder
Its better to have soared
Rather than be in a world full of squalor

An

Desires do soar forever,
And, they take you out of grime,
Before, you give up on time,
Dream on to be the free bird of wonder... πŸ˜Š
 
Aruna

A kite knows no direction
The strings are in your hands
 Let not the winds betray you
 Keep trying till the winds start to die 😊

An

Winds are the moody lot,
They dictate a kites mood,
Let them not spoil the moment,
Spread your arms and fly in abandon 😊

Aruna

Winds are just a detour
 To affect a kites mood
 Never let them dictate you
 Just hold on tight to  life's strings
 
An

You saw a boy on the terrace,
Fighting the nasty wind holding his kite,
He stood there never letting go his strings,
Soon, balmy breeze floated in the sky,
Patting the back of the  boy who was resolute,
And, his colorful kite just knew how to kiss the sky...
Did you hear the boy singing and whistling,
And, the kite dancing while soaring high and high...

An

@Karishma:

Me the rocking spammer,
Me the rocking spammer,
Learn from me the spamming moves,
And, you will never ever have to move ...🀣

Anjana

For An

My mind is cool n' receptive

But, my AV is kinda deceptive

I am not really a dakku

I don't even have a chakku

If i did then i would edit dialougues

cut down on utter crap monologues

An

Ganga Mata chali sone,
Punji ko boli, Mahan aatma,
Thoda tum bhi so jao,
kal milte hai, par kya pata,
Kal ho Na ho... 🀣

Minnie

@ An -

Punji bola main nahi sota
Dance karke duniya ko hilta
Mera dance dekho Mata
Jismein sur taal ka no ata pata 🀣

Anjana

I didn't want to love you,

But, I fell in love with you

I didn't want to ever hurt you,

But, I hurt and in turn hurt you

I wanted to live forever with you,

But, instead I had to leave you

I don't need to remember you,

Becausse I cannot forget you

An

Thinking, Thinking, Thinking,
Ganga Mata is drinking water,
Water is cold, the man is innocent,
But, looks like will turn a criminal decent,
He told a story and showed his Punjance,
Let me take him to the garden of fools,
Show him the mirror of buffoons,
And, Ask him looking at the exit doors,
Why, Why Why did you not tell me,
Your story is so high on nonsense... 🀣

Minnie

Punji's response (not so good)

If I told you my story was nonsense
Do you think my soap had any chance?
Stop cribbing and let me go on a thinking spree
Without a dhaansu story Gangama is going to thrash me!

An

@Minnie;

Ganga Mata, Ganta Mata is gonna trash you,
Trash you, Trash you all blue-red, red-blue
Ganga Mata, Ganga Mata is gonna trash you,
Do not open your mouth now, let her go now,

Sing your Song, Sing your song, and do jig,
Ganga Mata will Pass you with A plus grade
Ganga Mata, Ganta Mata is gonna trash you,
If you do not go back to being in silent mode... 🀣

Minnie

@ An

Penguin you are trying to silence the voice of pure love
Look at my puppy eyes all I do is dance and proclaim I'm in love
Ganga mata has seen a glimpse of my silent mode
She had gotten used to my non-stop yapping mode
Oops!! I think I've accidentally fried her brains completely
She's left me hanging near the gallows unceremoniously πŸ˜†

Anjana

@An

Ganga Maa please don't ask questions

They make me mad enough to hopscotch

Hear my story before you make hasty decisions

My story takes time to digest like malt scotch

An

@Minnie

Voice of true and pure is always in silent mode,
It's not boastful and not at all bordering boredom,
Punji Yapper fried Ganga Mata ka brains in olive oil
While she was thinking of dressing up like a bride doll ... πŸ˜†

An

@Anjana

Nonsense galore, you will become a folklore,
Do not tell anyone again your story from  yore,
Listen to me young lad, you are very poor,
Just sing your last song and walk out of the jail door... πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Anjana

@An

Ganga has not brains and thinks like a barbie doll

She made deal with Devil Punji to listen to his story

She is by now tired, but a deal is a deal, so sorry

Her only hiding place now is the jail's bathroom stall

An

Punji is walking talking disaster,
Whoever he befriends requires plaster πŸ˜†
Ganga Mata run with the earthen pot,
Otherwise, you will become a lonely dot... 🀣

Anjana

@An

Ganga's boyfriend is a bigger idiot

She treats him like her pet parrot

She occassionally treats him with a carrot

But, otherwise she just cares for him naught 

An

@Anjana

Let her feed parrot like bf a carrot,
Do not bring him in this muddled affair,
He is having nightmare about marriage fare,
Punji is dreaming about playing fair... πŸ˜†

Parm_Kaur

Hum agar mil nahi paate,
aisa nahi ki aap yaad nahi aate,
Mana jahaan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai iss dil mein wo bhulaye nahi jate.. 

Anjana

And for K.S. I have this poem by Syafiq Syqhmi:

My Saviour (salute to angels of redemption)

Such somber doors,
longing to be opened by such deserving angel,
O fair maiden of beauty,
a thousand thanks for that single touch,
to opened the rusty door with your golden hand,
and behold,
the lovely fume of true life uncovered,
intense it is to suffocate any dire hermit,
and so be it,
like a genie broken it's curse,
I shall be your slave,
bringing you wonders you always wanted,
such humble my life to be compare to you,

The chain of past dangles upon buried my lies,
swear i do never to make it again,
so please O angel,
O beautiful angel,
Offer your hand in your desirable manner,
for I shall take it anyway,
never to let go,
never to stay in here,
behind these rusty door,
and now deservingly yours..

A…

A pen can smoothly  write the things it knew
but when it came to love it split into two;
a donkey stuck in mud is logic's fate
love's nature only love can demostrate....

Famous persian poet Rumi wrote these lines in 13th century and  centuries later Arjuhi transformed these words into reality 

An

By: Rumi

When my coffin
is being taken out
you must never think
I am missing this world

don't shed any tears
don't lament or feel sorry
I'm not falling
into a monster's abyss

when you see
my corpse is being carried
don't cry for my leaving
I'm not leaving
I'm arriving at eternal love

when you leave me
in the grave
don't say goodbye
remember a grave is
only a curtain
for the paradise behind

you'll only see me
descending into a grave
now watch me rise
how can there be an end
when the sun sets or
the moon goes down

it looks like the end
it seems like a sunset
but in reality it is a dawn
when the grave locks you up
that is when your soul is freed

Have you ever seen
a seed fallen to earth
not rise with a new life
why should you doubt the rise
of a seed named human

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A…

Both light and shadow
are the dance of Love.

Love has no cause;
it is the astrolabe of God's secrets.

Lover and Loving are inseparable
and timeless.
 

Although I may try to describe Love
when I experience it I am speechless.

Although I may try to write about Love
I am rendered helpless;
my pen breaks and the paper slips away
at the ineffable place
where Lover, Loving and Loved are one.

Every moment is made glorious
by the light of Love.

-Rumi

Neha

I came across this poem a while back, but thought it suited well for today's episode !


LOVE REUNITED

The yearning touch
Our warm embrace
Her tender kiss
Drawn to my face

Past love reunited
Endured through ages
Our endless book
We turn the pages

Lets the take the chance
To let our hearts grow
Together again
And never let go

Anjana

Arjun's Fear 

I am not afraid of tears,

I am not afraid of cyring

 

I am not afraid of the past,

I am not afraid of our yesterday

 

  I am not afraid of the future,

I am not afraid of tomorrow

 

I am not afraid of death,

I am not afraid of dying

 

The only thing I forever fear,

Is living lifeless without you, my dear

(By Anjana based on Ann Hart's original poem) 

Anjana

Edmund Spenser (c. 1552 - 13 January 1599) was an English poet best known for The Faerie Queene, an epic poem celebrating, through fantastical allegory, the Tudor dynasty and Elizabeth I. He is recognized as one of the premier craftsmen of Modern English verse in its infancy.  This is one of my favorite Spencer poems...

One Day I Wrote Her Name

One day I wrote her name upon the strand,
But came the waves and washed it away:
Again I wrote it with a second hand,
But came the tide, and made my pains his prey.
"Vain man," said she, "that dost in vain assay,
A mortal thing so to immortalize;
For I myself shall like to this decay,
And eke my name be wiped out likewise."
"Not so," (quod I) "let baser things devise
To die in dust, but you shall live by fame:
My verse your vertues rare shall eternize,
And in the heavens write your glorious name:
Where whenas death shall all the world subdue,
Our love shall live, and later life renew."

Roses for Romance
"Gather the rose of love whilst yet is time." Edmund Spenser

Anjana

Love adorns itself;

it seeks to prove inward joy by outward beauty.

Love does not claim possession,

but gives freedom.

Love is an endless mystery,

for it has nothing else to explain it.

(R. Tagore)

Sanjukta

am remembering a poem once one of my friends wrote. Perhaps this is all that arjun has to say after all:

You've asked me, what is it that I hope?
I want to tell you that only the bleeding cloud would know.
You've asked me, what is it that I hide?
Only this that I have buried my silence beneath the spring time of my wayward heart.
But perhaps not
May be it is in buried silence that I lie
and what you see is really a shodow.
May be it is in calming defeat that I have known you;
May be it is in solitude that I have found my tranquil voice;
But when I speak of you, maybe its not my voice that you hear,
it is only the cold wind howling through the smoke rings of my mind.

Sanjukta

Hope" is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all,
.........................
I've heard it in the chillest land
And on the strangest sea,
Yet never, in extremity,
It asked a crumb of me.


(Emily Dickinson)

Hero

Skin Deep

"Look deep into my eyes.
Tell me, What do you see?
A girl who's heart's
been deeply hurt
and left in misery.

Look deep into my mind
and into my brain.
All my thoughts are of you,
and of knowledge I gain.

Look beyond my beauty,
and into my heart.
There you'll find
that it's been hurt
and very torn apart.

Look into my mouth,
and down to my throat.
See where all this pain leads?
It's left me here to choke.

Look beyond my talent,
and see what's inside.
Look over my shoulder
I've been hurt enough,
don't stab me behind.

Search my soul,
and find the treasure
It's my heart. Open it,
what's inside?
Pain I can't measure.

Listen to me laugh.
Yeah, it sounds alright.
But listen closely.
It's truly a painful cry.

Though, thanks for looking skin deep,
To know how i truly feel.
I know my heart will surely mend,
and slowly start to heal."


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By Agas

 

was just reading a book and came across this good poem "Wishing Window" by Leonard Cohen ....well a Canadian again
I am not sure how many of you have read it , I wouldnt be putting the whole thing here , but its a poem that depicts the conversation between a Michael and the Angels when Michael summons the Angels to come to his window ...the Angels come and they say "Ask" and Michael says "What do I ask"

(Angels) Ask for something.

(Michael) I can't think.

(Angels) Come on darling.

(Michael) Help me!

(Angels) : They give him hints on "world peace", "peace of mind" and finally
          "ask for what you lack And we will leave you, sweet insomniac."

Michael) Well could I have someone to love?

(Angels) You can

(Michael) Can I send her away?

(Angels) We have written it down.

(Michael) Then could I call her back again?

(Angels) You certainly can, you merry-go-man.

(Michael) Could I write whatever's in my heart?

(Angels) It's on your desk, the writer's mighty pen.

(Michael) And could I sing whatever's in my heart?

(Angels) Just close your eyes and keep your lips apart.

But what really touched me is this part, very intersting, you have top pay for all you get .....

(Angels) But one condition there remains to fill.
One term before the heart begins to play
With other hearts the music of its will.

(Michael) If I don't agree?

(Angels) Still you have to pay
The ordinary price that humans pay...
With suff'ring, joy, redemption, and decay!

(Michael) All my heart's desire ... let's keep the part about joy.

(Angels) It's a package.

(Michael) ...Suffering, redemption, and decay!

(Angels) It's a bit*h.

(Michael) I have to get some sleep, I'm opening tomorrow night.

(Angels) Then you agree?

(Michael) Yes, yes, I agree.

suff'ring, joy, redemption, and decay!  - Is all what we pay for LOVE in whatever way it is ....

Lavi

this is a poem i found....

Falling down
Darkness surrounding me
Light grows smaller
Harder to breatheAir brushing past
Piercing my body
I shut my eyes
All goes blank
Memories flash
All feelings have past
The end is near
I feel it coming
I feel the cold
It seeps in my mind
I crash on the ground
Pain shoots up fast
All memories shatter
All turns black
I open my eyes
What do I see?
A face so angelic
Staring down at me
The one I have loved
Sitting by my side
His eyes glittering with tears
His smile shines
I lie there puzzled
He looks so happy,
So happy with pride
"I've waited for you,
For you my love.
Now we can be together
And stay that way forever."

Shreya

kis mitti se bana hai yeh insaan,

meri khushi ke liye na parvaah ki apna samman,

 

apna sar jhukaya mere liye,

apna gum bhulaya mere liye,

 

har zakhm ko has ke seh liya,

mujhe apne ehsaan mein dubo diya,

 

maana ki tum pyaar ho mera,

tumse he hai zindagi mein savera,

 

par yeh kaise kiya tumne,

us insaan ko kiya maaf dard diya itna jisne,

 

zindagi ne ek baar phir diya hai mauka,

paas aa sakkon unke jinse door tha,

 

is baat ka saara shrey tumhe

bikhre hue parivaar ko ek kiya tumne.

Parm_Kaur

Labon se lab milne ka ehsaas hai
Tu kareeb hai mere dil ke paas hai
Saanse bhi tez hone lagi aab toh

Coldy07

Today I just post a few lines for our Arjuhi and RKA....hope you all like it!...

Their first meeting may be crap
Coz it was with a slap
They hated each other to the core
And had reasons too, many more
But destiny brought them together
They slowly felt the other was better
The girl changed the guy
Now he was thoughtful and shy
But one truth was enough
To end it abrupt
Aah why do people fail to reason
Dont they see the events uneven
Now the storm affected their boat
The girl lost all hope
Then the guy did realize
But too late to mend it wise
Love took him to a higher rank
He just wanted to see her glad
Misunderstandings cropped up always
Parting them more anyways
When the girl came to know till there
He was shattered beyond repair
Alas both have a silent love
Which will continue forevr'
And we as an audience stressed
Meet at RKA to express
Its magical, Its fun
In the end for all a hug!

Coldy07


Part one was way too entertaining
Arohi cleverly fulfilled the wish so enchanting
Switched off the lights...
Went near his sight.

Softly she kissed him there
He too was left in awe
The sweet music made it magical 😍
My favourite KMH title! 😳

Purvi though reluctant initially
Was forced to feed her hubbyπŸ˜›
Salil was clever to fake a wound
HP too was a cupid boon...😳

Here come the next MU blow
Its between Arohi and KS though
Shattered is Arohi again
Hearing the bad bad game!πŸ˜”

She decides to resign the next day
Asking KS to explain right away[:X]
KS vents out the truth this time
Arohi is now satisfied! πŸ˜•

She crumples her resignation
Oh..but KS leaves a good impression
Sandwiched between 2 good men
Lets see where she lands up then πŸ˜•

I wish AA live happily always
Let their ship sail away
Smoothly in the deep deep sea
Where no one comes to sneek!

Cherry06 

Came up with some lines for Arjun..Here I go:

There was a heart that loved my heart

And, I broke that heart into pieces.

Help me Lord! What have I done?

Let me put them together again.

Each piece, I picked, pierced my soul

And bleeds the heart that broke hers once.

 

Perhaps, I should give up.

Who can mend a broken glass?

Picking up pieces only hurts.

Wait, it's not yet over...

I see fire, I see flame

I see love...Ah! She came!

The broken pieces are all melting down

Fusing together, a new heart is born.

Is it the grace the blaze has brought?

If it's a dream, wake me up not!

 

The past follies all burnt to ashes

Wonder of wonders, my love is back.

Just when all was lost and I dead

How life sprung back and said,

'It's a new beginning, give it a shot.'

If it's a dream, wake me up not!

 

Amidst death, I found life beaming

Embracing me is the reason of my being.

The whole existence with me celebrating

Pious little drops of love I see dancing.

Ah! It's raining love...It's raining a lot.

If it's a dream, wake me up not!

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Edited by secretkeeper - 14 years ago