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Ms. Bholi Bhali IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 26 January 2005 at 10:47pm | IP Logged

Have u done two of the most important things when you
wake up today?

1) Pray, so that u may live...

2) Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Enjoy reading below.........................

Dark were those days, without your sight.

When I was in darkness, you gave me light.

You gave me strength 2 make life bright.

Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

When I C the moon I C U

When I C the stars I C U

When I C the Sea I C U

Get out of the way you are blocking my view.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.

I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.

I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.

Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

its in hindi
{

Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay

kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge

sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal.

}

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his
limousine when he saw two
men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his
driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?"he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food.", The poorman
replied. "Oh, come along
with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!",he said
to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second
man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task,
even for a car as

large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor
fellows says "Sir, you are
too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The rich man replied "No, I appreciate you: the grass
at my home is about
three feet tall!"

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tatz really funny!!!!!!!!!

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thanks.... LOL

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ahha lolz hilarious LOL

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