phan-pheeka- shukla sir married update:part 12 pg8

All stare horrified at the nose.mayank closes his eyes and asks "was that game truth or scare?".shukla asks if anyone would save rakhi or not.mappu man comes for the rescue.mayank rips off his dog collar and gives everyone an eyeful of his doley-sholey.phangirl faints.seeing that,sheena flashes her trademark jaw crusher,ear to ear grin.everyone else faints.mayank flexes his arms and preens.sheena batts her eyelashes.shukla grows restless.mayank takes off his trousers and we can see his slimy black C-K shorts.collective mutter of "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" heard.sheena takes out her mobile and clicks a picture.shukla bellows "mahoday,yeh sab kya ho raha hai?"the phangirls ,irritated at the interruption,plant a heavy foot on shuklas backside and kick him into the pool.mayank realizes he is the only one who knows swimming.he has taken diving and swimming lessons at excel as a part of his curriculum which consists of taking 101 different subjects every year.so without much ado,mayank jumps in too.

-------5days later-----------------

Shukla is curling his remaining hair.rakhi had promised that she would tie braids on them soon,but her current condition incapacitated her.at the moment,she was in the hospital,with a heavily bandaged face,drinking thick tomato soup with a straw passing through a small opening and watching extreme makeovers rerun.shukla was reminiscing the pool party day and watching the video .it was a low quality grainy video.shukla cursed sheena's mob cam.the video featured a harassed mayank dragging shukla out of the pool ,with a reluctant rakhi,clutching her face and the locket,insisting to be left back in the pool.a loud ringing of the phone jarrs shukla from his reverie. "a ji sunte hoooo?" asks the uber nasal voice on the other end.shukla looks scared.he had watched the pool party video.rakhi had threatened everyone with the most painful death in 7days if anyone had dared to watch her nose-off video. Shukla decides its better to pretend not to listen. "hello hello hello??"shukla asks , "humhe koi dhwani sunai nahi de rahi hai...iss path ki sabhi rekhaye vyast hai...kripaya idhar door-dhwani-vartalaap ka kasht naa kare" the nasal voice on the other end cackles "saat din!!sirf saat din" .shukla wished he had been nicer to the children who stole fruits from his garden.he had threatened them with the story of the bhootni that haunted the trees.now the bhootni was taking over his life

shukla remembers the bhootni from the movie  "the ring" .she used to kill anyone in possession of copies of the video.shukla decides he must destroy all the copies and the original video before it kills everyone. Sheenas cell was discarded near the farmhouse as it had stopped working after rakhi cursed it.shukla set out at night to find it and delete the video. Rakhi meanwhile,had called sheena and mayank one by one,who were living witnesses to her plight and had pronounced their death sentence.everyone else had been too preoccupied by mayanks slimy pants to notice anything. "7days!!" rakhi hissed in a nasal voice. Mayank had asked if 7 days meant 7 days from the day of the incident and had wondered if public holidays were an exception to the rule.rakhi was still scratching her head over fraaindship day and rakshabandhan and wondering if they were public holidays.she promised to call mayank later and confirm his doomsday.

Meanwhile sheena was in a frenzy.she wanted to look her best when she died,so was busy getting herself a haircut and a new pair of shorts.

Shukla had made a thorough search of the pool and the farmhouse in general,but the cell was still missing.figuring he had nothing to lose,since he was about to die anyways,shukla decided to do a search of the adjacent forest and the cave as well.[im simply putting a cave scene here coz sanu had requested it…see im so kind to my phangurlz?personally iv never seen a farmhouse located near a forest,but anything's possible in PD-land,o-gay?]

So shukla approaches the eerie cave in the darkness,chanting hanuman chalisa in his wake and admires the cave paintings for a while. "I love grils" read one graffiti on the cave wall . someone had scribbled "its not grils,stupid,its girls" below it. A third handwriting had scribbled below it "what about us,grils,then?". A single heart with an arrow in it featured "phangurl lowweees PD".some negative spoiltsport had drawn a rude finger gesture below it.

A sound of shifting feet alerted shukla.he fumbled in the dark,missed a step and fell.

*flashlite shines*.a face,a horrible,misshapen face comes closer.it opens its jaws wide and splits into an ear to ear grin.shukla counts teeth as big as the size of a granite.he wonders vaguely how it would feel to have his head crushed in between them.then he wonders if his 7days were over already.

Sheena is ecstatic!"shukla ji aap???" "i was sooo scared!!!" sobs and hiccups sheena,hugging shukla in relief.shukla  starts chanting hanumaan chalisa again.

Shukla is flabbergasted.what on earth was sheena doing here?"mujhe cave mein ghusne se daar nahi lagta.par main yahaan ghusi nahi,mujhe yahaan dhakela gaya" sobs sheena uncontrollably,hiding her face in her hands,her whole body breaking into spasms.for one moment shukla isnt sure whether shes laughing or crying."parantoo mahodaya,aapko is andhkaar gufa mein
kisne nikshep kiya?" sheena mumbles something and points her finger at a distance .shukla peers into the darkness and is unable
to figure out anything. "gunjan" "gunjan" "gunjan"…echoes the mumble.shukla is shocked.

Still unable to explain why gunjan had pushed sheena into the cave,sheena takes out a biscuit from her pocket and starts to eat.shuklas tummy gives out a loud grumble.

Sheena noticing shukla staring at her biscuit, throws one at shukla.shukla eyes it for a while,then turns away. "what?" shrugs sheena quizzically."mahodaya...is awastha main bhi hum upeksha ki hui vastu ko hasth nahi lagate" explains shukla.

Scoop for next update: shukla finds out the reason behind gunjan's saazish of throwing sheena into a cave.