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honeydaisy IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 04 August 2009 at 8:22pm | IP Logged

Man: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Man: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Boy: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Boy: Bcoz it is Black & White

Boy: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Boy: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Man to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Guy Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Boy: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Guy in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Guy: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Guy got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Guy replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.

Father: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Father: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Father: We were using duplicate key

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LOL

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ahahahaha

there hilariouss

TFS =D

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honeydaisy IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 10 August 2009 at 11:23pm | IP Logged

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
- 'Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything!!' LOL

What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
- The ones in the casinos are serious.

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

A little boy went up to his father and asked : 'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'
His father replied : 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.'

Jimmy's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : 'Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.'
The mother wrote back the next day : 'If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father!'

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lol

thanks for sharing

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Very funny Jokes.

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