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honeydaisy

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Posted: 04 August 2009 at 8:22pm | IP Logged
Man: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?

Man: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new


Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Boy: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?
Boy: Bcoz it is Black & White

Boy: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?
Boy: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".


Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Man to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?


Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Guy Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Boy: Color of
Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.


Guy in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."

Guy: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"


Guy got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"

Guy replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.

Father: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key

Doctor: When?
Father: 3 Months Ago

Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Father: We were using duplicate key

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Posted: 04 August 2009 at 11:41pm | IP Logged

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angeleyesz

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Posted: 06 August 2009 at 1:02pm | IP Logged
ahahahaha
there hilariouss
TFS =D

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Posted: 07 August 2009 at 1:40pm | IP Logged
ROFLSilly

honeydaisy

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Posted: 10 August 2009 at 11:23pm | IP Logged
What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
- 'Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything!!'
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What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
- The ones in the casinos are serious.
 
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgivenessLOL
 
A little boy went up to his father and asked : 'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'
His father replied : 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.'Clap
 
Jimmy's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : 'Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.'
The mother wrote back the next day : 'If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father!'ROFL
 

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Posted: 11 August 2009 at 6:35am | IP Logged
lol LOL thanks for sharing

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Posted: 12 August 2009 at 5:45pm | IP Logged
hahaha... really good jokes! t4s

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Posted: 15 August 2009 at 9:18am | IP Logged
ROFL
Very funny Jokes.

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