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lol....ROFL keep it up Ali and Urooj...waitning to see more

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Posted: 31 July 2009 at 3:41pm | IP Logged

1 Larki Ki Dua

Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhula Dungi,
Sab Hi Ki Tasveerain Jala Dungi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Main,
Shopping kara Do Tumhe Dua Dungi,

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!


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The Best Shair Of 2009:

Choti Si Billi K Chotay Chotay Paon!

Choti Si Billi K Chotay Chotay Paon!

Meaon Meaon Meaon Meow Meow Meaon Meaon

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….


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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai


wah!!!     wah!!!     wah!!!!

arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

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Na Dil Ko BEHLANEY K Liye
NA Ghar Mai SAJANEY K Liye
Bas Aap Ki Ik TASVEER Chahiye Hamein
Apne Ghar Se Chuhay Bhaganay K Liye


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Tujh Bin Zindagi Ka Tasawar Hi Nehi Hai
Tere Sang Ho Zindagi Aisa Bi Koi Scene Nehi Hai


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Shair Arz Kiya Hai…

Zara Tawajo Chahiye…

Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam

Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…

Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum
Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam

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Arz Kiya Hai:

Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jisne Shadi
Usne Jeevan Bigaar Liya

Or

Soch Samjh K Ki Jisne Shadi
Usne B Konsa Teer Mar Liya
Wah Wah Wah

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Q Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Ho
Har Nae Din Hamara Dil Dukhaty Ho
Ye Baat Sun Kar Hamari Roh Tak Tarap Gai
K Tum Bartan Dhone Waly Sabun Se Nahaty Ho


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Aapki Yaad Aye To Aapki shayari Perh Leta Hoon
Ziyada Yad Aaye To Shayari Ker Deta Hoon
Aapki Awaz Sun Na Chahta Hoon To
Ek Pathar Utha Ker Kuttay Ko Maar Deta Hoon


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Ishq Main Yeh Anjaam Paya Hai
Haath Pair Tooty Maun Say Khon Aya Hai
Hospital Poonchay To Nurso Ne Yeh Farmiya Hai
Baharoo Phool Barsaoo Mera Naya Patient Aya Hai


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thankxxxxxxxxxx
urooj
&
neghit
for like this



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ROFL


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Ladki(Konsi Hai Bhai) Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Baba Bhai Bole :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga


Paani aane ki baat karte ho.....
Dil jalaney ki baat karte ho.....
humne cheh din se muh nahi dhoya.....
aur tum nahane ki baat karte ho.....


Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
"BHAI"

Lalu : Itane sare log football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai? Sardar : Gol karne ke liye. Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge


Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya: HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO





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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

sardarjis son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ........?
sardar :- give him a glass of water!!


Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.


Press down again

again..
please once more sorry
again 6 times more
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Oh! Again 1 Time

again

don't u have any job? ... **





what a chicken will say when its been coocked with green chilli-
hum pe kisine hara rang dala.......maar dala.......maar dala




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some faraz shayari !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wo Kya Jane Mere Dil Pr Kya Guzarti Hai
**FARAZ**

Jub Wo Muje Bar Bar Class Mai Pochti Hai
"Bhaiya time kiya howa hai"..!.)

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Heer Ro Ro Kar Raanjhey Se Keh Rahi Hai,,,,,
"FARAZ"
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Haath Chor Kameeney Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai……!!


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Ahmed Faraz Ki Ghazlain Thee Bohot Aala

wah!!!       wah!!!!       wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Par Kya Fahida Jab "Pappu Cant Dance Sala"

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K Ruthi Hai Aise Wo Humse,Jaise Hum Such Me Usay Mana Lenge,
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Itna Waqt Kon Zaya Kare
Itne Me To Dosri Pata Lein Gay.


.....................................LOLLOLLOL

Kabhi Kabhi Let Kar Sochta Hoon FARAZ
Agar Beth Kar Sochoon To Kon Si Qyamat A Jaye Gi


.....................................LOLLOLLOL


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ROFLLOL  
very good guyz keep it up

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Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon " FARAZ "

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

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