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Posted: 04 February 2012 at 6:24am | IP Logged
Girl-Do u like me?
Boy-NO(girl got sad)
Boy-y r u sad?
Girl-Coz u dont like me
boy-u never asked if i luv u?
girl-Aww!Do u luv me?
boy-NO
DOUBLE BIZTIROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 04 February 2012 at 6:26am | IP Logged
Na Thi us Ko mere Pyar ki Qadar
Na Thi mujh Ko Us k Pyar ki Qadar
Bus Maine bhi Soch liya Is Qadar
Two Parallel Lines cannot Intersect with each Other

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Posted: 04 February 2012 at 6:28am | IP Logged

1 Larki ne raat 2 buje apne boyfriend ko fone ker k kaha. Gher aao gher per koi nahi hai. Bara maza aye ga.Larka gya waqya gher per koi nahi tha.Gher ko tala laga huwa tha. ROFLROFL.ROFLROFL.

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Posted: 18 March 2012 at 9:54pm | IP Logged
An arab couple went to London. While staying in the hotel, the husband heard his wife scream, "Far! Faaarrr!" (which is the Arabic word for "mouse"). He wanted to inform Room Service but did not know what the English word for "faar" is. He called:-                                            
Husband: Hello, room service?!
Room service : Yes sir, how can I help you??
Husband: Mmm... :> You know Tom & Jerry?
Room service: :/...Yes, sir, I know Tom & Jerry.
Husband : habibi Jerry is here
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Posted: 18 March 2012 at 9:55pm | IP Logged
Boy:I can kiss u without touching.
Girl:Impossible
Boy:Lgi 20,20 Rs.ki shart?
Girl oK
Boy kissed her
Girl:U touched me!!!
Boy:shor na karo
ay lay 20 rupay;-
ROFLROFLROFL.ROFLROFLROFL.ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 18 March 2012 at 9:58pm | IP Logged
Pathan ki wife:-
hamari beti 18
saal ki hogai hy tm jao 0r 22 saal ka larka dhondo ta ky us ki shadi kra len
Pathan:
agr 22 ka na mila to 11, 11 k 2 le aon

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                               Mom to her 7 years old kid: lets practice maths.. start with addition.
                        Example: your gf gve u to candy, 2 ice cream, whats your answer?
                        Kid: love u janu. Muuuah.:D Big smile

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