..Funny (mazahiya) shairy - Page 12

Originally posted by: urooj92

Shoaib Akhtar Ne Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kar Chup Kara Diya "FARAZ"

 

Ke "Chal Chal" Hum Ne Yeh Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah Se Gift Kar Diya..

 

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hathi aur chinti ki shaadi huii

dabe mein daba dabe mein khargosh

Paani aane ki baat karte ho.....
Dil jalaney ki baat karte ho.....
humne cheh din se muh nahi dhoya.....
aur tum nahane ki baat karte ho.....😭

usay pta bhi hai k mujay ami ziyada door nahi jany datien"faraz

phir bhi wo kehte hai "falak tak chal sth mre flak tak chal sth chal"

Us Ne Kaha
Tum Mein Pehle c
Baat Nhi

Me Ne Kaha
Insan Hon Koi Science
Ki Ejaad Nhi

Us Ne Kaha
Ab b Ksi ki Ankho'n
Me Duub Jaty Ho?

Me Ne Kaha
Bawli Ho Kia ?
Ankhei'n Hyn Koi
Talaab Nhi

Us Ne Kaha
Q Tuut k Chaha Tha
Mjhy Itna ?

Me Ne Kaha
Dimagh Se Pedal Tha,
Jis Ka Koi Jawab Nhi

Us Ne Kaha
Bhuul Ja Mujh Ko

Me Ne Kaha
Abay Tu Hy Kon?
Mujhy Tu Ye b Yaad Nhi :P ;)

In barishon se kaho k mere angan me yu na barsa karein Faraz,


Meri China ki chaplein keechar me phisalti hain.......!! :-D

NEW EXAM SONG

To Paper Paper Karti Hai.

To paper se q darti he.

Aik baat mujhe batlaady tu

To cheating q nhi krti hy

Kia hota hy paper me

Paper ki laga doon dhyri

Me barish kardoon pharron ki

Jo to ho jaye meri. :-)

Tu baar baar apni muhabbat ki kahani na sunaya kar Faraz

Teacher: Beta Nisar Tum Kaise Paida Huwe?

Nisar: Jawani Janeman

Haseen Dilruba

Milay Do Dil Jawan

"Nisar" Ho Gaya. :-)

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