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Posted: 30 July 2009 at 3:17pm | IP Logged
guyz plzz share all ur funny shayri here, both english and urdu.. plz hit the like button as it showz that u appreciate people's work..
 
thanks Smile
 
i'll start
 
student vs teacher..
 
Student:
Yun fail jo kerna tha, pehly sy bata dety
Hum saari kitabon ko chulhy main jala dety
Koshish to buhat ki thi na-kaam hoy phir bhi
Haan! pass to ho jaty jo naql kara dety
Perchy jo milly hum ko sab khali diy hum ny
Ay kash! safai k number hi dila dety
Teacher:
Yun fail jo hona tha, pehly hi bata dety
Abba sy kaha hota t'hella hi laga dety
Naql to ki tum ny mager ghalat jawabon ki
Koshish to buhat ki na-kaam hoy phir bhi
Hum pass to ker dety jo aqal lara lety
Perchy jo milly tum ko sab khali diy tum ny
Ay kash! siyahi sy dhabby hi bana dety



Edited by urooj92 - 23 January 2011 at 4:12am

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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
Waah! Waah!
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Waah! Waah!
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

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Posted: 30 July 2009 at 3:21pm | IP Logged
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
 
 
link:
 
hit the like button plz
 
thanks
 urooj



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Posted: 30 July 2009 at 4:06pm | IP Logged
boyz will be boyz
 
Shaadi se pehle "Hero no 1"
Shaadi k baad" Coolie no 1"

Shaadi se pehle "I Love U"
Shaadi k baad "Aaj phir aalu"

Shaadi se pehle "Janeman mat jao"
Shaadi k baad" Meri jaan mat khao"

Shaadi se pehle "Milne kab aogi"
Shaadi k baad "Maike kab jao gi"

Shaadi se pehle "Maine pyar kia"
Shaadi k baad "Yeh main ne kya kia"

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Posted: 30 July 2009 at 5:28pm | IP Logged
Duniya Ko Ajab Rang Dikhati Hain Yeh Ladkiyaaan,
Mardon Ko Hathon Pe Nachati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Make Up Ke Bagair Yeh Mukammal Nahi Abb To,
Chehre Pe Ik Chehra Chadati Hain Yeh Ladkiyaan.

Boodiyon Ne Bhi Bana Rakha Hai Ik Ajab Tamasha,
Baal Kata Kar Yeh Bhi Kehlati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Bhoole Se Agar Kisi Ko Jo Keh diya AMMA,
Khandan Ki Tarikh Batati Hain Yeh Ladkiyaan.

Mill Jaye Gar Yeh To Ban Jati Hain Toofan,
LADKON KO BHI BADNAAM KARTI HAIN YEH LADKIYAAN.

Duniyaa Ke Har Ik Mozoon Pe Kar leti Hain Batein,
Bolne Mein Kabhi Maar Na Khati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Dekh Dekh Kar Ik Dosre Ko Hoti Hain JEALOUS,
Tareef Kisi Ki Na Kar pati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Tamanna Yehi Rehti Hai KE Ho Jaye Inki SHADI,
Rone Ka Phir Drama Rachati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Choti Choti Baton Pe Ho Jati Hain Naraz,
MAGARMACH KE Phir Ansoo Bahati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Acting Karne Main Koi Saani Nahi Inka,
Actron Ki Bhi Chutti Karati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Din Raat Suna Kar Masaeel Ki Woh Bhar Maar,
Mardon Ko Bhi Ganja Banati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaan.

Ik Doje Se Bhi Bana Kar Rakhti Nahi Yeh To,
Chugli Pe Chugliyaan Lagati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Lag Jaye Koi Mazloom Agar Ink Hath,
Joutoon Se Tawaza Farmati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Zar, Zan, Zameen Ka Jhagra Azal Se Hai Maujood,
Mazloom ko Bhi Zalim Banati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Rishte Dariyon Ko Bhi Khatam Karwa Deti Hain Yeh To,
Phir Aag Kuch Aesi Badkati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Aey Ali Bahut Nadan Hai Abhi Tu,
NAKO CHANE BHI CHABWATI HAIN YEH LADKIYAAN.


Tongue


Clap
LOL

Edited by ssssshkoihai - 30 July 2009 at 5:31pm

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Posted: 31 July 2009 at 7:13am | IP Logged

haha very good ali LOL 

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Posted: 31 July 2009 at 9:18am | IP Logged
so this is urooj 

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Lamha Koi Suhana Sath Ho Na Ho
Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Koi Bat Ho Na Ho
Apki DOSTI Hmesha Is Dil Me Rahegi
Chahy Ap Me INSANO Wali Koi Bat Ho Na Ho.!


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Tum Tum Ho To Kya Tum Ho??
Hum Hum Hai To Kya Hum Hai??
Wo Goal Gappa Hi Kya Jis Me Paani Kam Ha!!
Is Se Bakwas Shayari Karo Aagr Dum Hai!!

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Har Gali Har Dewar Pr Apka Nam Likha Hai
Har Kirki Hr Drwaze Pr Apka Nam Likha Hai


wah!!!     wah!!!     wah!!!

Uppar Talash-e-Gumshuda Or Niche…!
Zehni Twazan Khrab Likha Hai

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Hoslay Saray Aazma Betha
Main Zamane K Ghum Bhula Betha
Jis Ki Chahat Main Umar Bhar Tarpa
Us Ki Shadi Ki Biryani Kha Betha

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Ik Sher Arz Hai

Idhar B Gham Ho Gya Hai
Udher B Gham Ho Gya Hai
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neechay kiya dekhtay hooo....

Sher Khatam Ho Gya Hai



ROFL
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL


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