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Previous MayUr Appreciation Threads
MayUr Paradise#93- http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1212645
MayUr Paradise#94-http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1214721
MayUr Paradise#95-http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1216870
MayUr Paradise#96-http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1217401
MayUr Paradise#97-http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1217969
MayUr Paradise#98-http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1218433
MayUr Paradise#99-http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1219101
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MayUr Moments *sigh*
Something special...











































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*Crazy MayUrian World DB- Updated*
Okay,
These are some excerpts for fun...vocabulary,theories
Disclaimer: I dont own everything I say here..
Mayurians please contribute!!








(aka the paradise!!
) newcomers this is an MDA
drool all u want!!

TSUNAMIFIC= Tsunami+Terrific= KILLER COMBO of Mayank and Nupur
OMG=Obsessed MayUr Gang..often start convoz about MayUr/ArTI wid OMG(Oh My God!) 


IMCU=Intensive MayUrian Care Unit.........most of the MayUr gang are permanent residents of IMCU especially after 19 Feb epi

.....
and be with Mayank n help him out whenever he has FOCUS issues with her around !

MMS: Mayank Mania/Madness Syndrome
(eg. Buying strawberry ice cream, papaya, hating paneer etc after watching some episodes thanks to Mayu
..
)
MMS= Mayank Mourning Service (for people who miss the original Mayank)
E-MMS = Extreme MMS i.e. higher level of MMS

EAD-Emosonal Attyachaar Disease-It is a very dangerous disease caused due to overdose of mayu's killer smile
Cure-cannot be cured....!!!
Symptoms-1.Patient can see Mayu everywhere all the time
2.Patient feels like singing "Mayu ka emosonal attyachaar" all the time
3.Patient hates taking SHORT-CUTS
4.Patient scribbles mayank,mayu all over their books and on their desks
5.Patient hates when somebody tries to touch their hair
6.Excess intake of papaya
7.Doesnt let anybody waste water,bread...
8.Cant stand the sight of Mayapari...
SMS: Save My SOul from Mayank
MBM: Mayur Bhajan Mandali...
MCCP:Mayank Chindi chor Prani
Vishwamitra Theory application: nupur seducing serious deedha saadha ladka mayank
Mayank heater effect: "ladka itna hot ho sakta hain ki uske wajah se icecream bhi melt hojayegii"(reference: 3rd March episode. We MayUrians/Arnatics are of the strong opinion that Mayank can be the next biggest revolution after Microwave)
Darwin's theory: SUrvival of the fittest.. Mayank has the right to lie to survive in a gaon that they are married...


(This theory strictly implies to creatures like mayank)
) going on in Mayank/Arjun's mind, body and soul > however there seems to be no change in Nupur/Rati at this point of time.!(Theory subject to changes in the future
)

{the upar neeche effect}










)











girl intoxication= Girl pickup..
to be picked up by your guy act drunk. However results of observation also depends on the quality of tht hottie (and your own weight! your weight should be < the weight of your guy )





Additional Talent cum Shock Therapy (ATST) theory and also tips on 'how to stop people from snoring'.
ATST : A term for Ventriloquism generally used in the MayUr world!
A tip on 'How to stop people form snoring' :
1. "Sing" (the quotes explain it all)
FLASHBACK THEORY:
You can hide your faults by recalling the other person's faults done hundred years ago.. 
Oxymoron: when ayank lies it is for public welfare(like the lagan one) when Nupur lies she is blah blah blah..
Black vest syndrome: Inability to remove the beach-cum-black vest scene from the mind..
Chemistry: Nupur+Mayank
Catalyst: Mayank's black costumes
Zoology: Nupur's fav Bhains
Marketing skills: Bargaining for mayapari and missing the bus!!

HAIR-TOUCH-O-PHOBIA-Meri Baalon ko mat choo
PKTL -Pyaar Ki Tube light
ARPEG - Arjun Rati Pyaar ki electricfying gang
NBS - Nupur bhoot syndrom
DAC - Dimag aloo chat ho gaya...kyun nupur hi solution hai?
SSN - sati savrati nupur
KKN -Kanya Kuwari Nupur ( kya line marti hai mayank pe ..hamesha)
FOR GLOSSY HAIR: Use mayank's nariyal tel.
.. but dont let anybody touch your hair as jaado fisal jaayegaa
MayUr SCIENCE
POST DEDICATION:to pallu
CREDITS: neha jee for editing my hindi!!:D
Science in a mayur perspective
History: tumhe dekhte hi humaari aankhen ke saamne tum apni prince charming ban jaate ho! magar tum mujh ko history mein weak bol do ge.. history mein koi prince charming hi nahi thaa ... main tuj par fida hogayee.. chnace mila toh hum mil kar apni nayee history bana denge(giirls..ignore this if u dont understand...i tried my level best hindi in this)
Geography:saat samundar paar kar ke tumhaare kareeb aa jaane ke liye mera mann tadapta hai! magar straight route kahaan milegaa.. aur phir bhi hum logon ke beech mein samundar toh hain sirf saath saath nahin hain..
Biology: ermmm censored! bolti bandh!
OR
edited: thanks to inspiration from ash : kyunki meri dil ke har dhak dhak mein tum(mayank) ho!
Physics: Magnetic sense... log aankhon ko magnetic boltein hain..mere liye toh magnetic hain teri smile.. kaise karthe ho yaar... mein tumhaare area of effect mein aa chuki hoon.. ..bahar jaa ne ka mann nahin kartha aur karne ka koi bhi chance bhi nahin hain!!jab tum meri kareeb aate hon dil mein saare ke saare atoms excited state par chalte hain..kya logic bina science bhi kabhi hota hain!!
Botany: main tumhaara intezaar karoongi..... phoolon ke saath mujhe tum lene aana
zoology: double censored!
economics: dil chahata hain ki tum meri ban jao..is se zyaada keemti duniyaa mein kyaa ho sakthi hain! meri pyaar aur mere yaar sab kucch tum ho!
Hindi: sirf tere liye sirf tere liye ey mayank mein itni soch kar mushkil se hindi mein likh rahi hoon!(my mother tongue is nt hindi )

PS: mera prince charming mayank hain..aur yeh us ke liye hain.. but this can be applicable fr any dream guy!! 
Members contributions::P
Ashu_DMG:
Biology: Mera heart beat skip ho jaata hai tujhe dekhne ke baad,khaate khaate agar sochu tujhe toh khaana atak jaataa hain Oesophagus ke paas!
Our dear Kavz:
Love-o-logy: A new subject which is dedicated to weak in LOWE students like Mayank
Geneology: Inferred from Chunnu Ke pappa

Drunken Privileges= Getting drunk and doing crazy things with a conscious mind but blaming it on your alter ego the next morning
'Reinvent yourself to Seduce' Theory: This is HIGHLY APPLICABLE TO Nupz!
Moral of the theory (yes, anything is possible here- even theories can have moral summaries): You cannot seduce Mayank with the same blue choodidhar and Ponytail time and again. You have to change your make up , hairstyle and dress (after getting drunk) to seduce him again. Basically, Nupz should keep reinventing herself and don a brand new avatar to be able to seduce Mayank all the time.
ODA Principle= Obsession-Desire-Attraction - this bhagwad geeta theory usually applies to chindi chor praanis like Mayank
DOODHWALA HYPOTHESES: combination of doodhwala theories with direct relations leading to happiness:
Our Dream Profession for Mayank : Doodhwaala (The word is HOT CRUSH DOODHWALA,Mayank brings Milk every morning in that HEAVENLY VEST(another prominent term here) and all the girls wait with bated breath from night to welcome the hottie 



) .This also inculcates healthy habits like early to bed and early to rise to meet our doodhwala making us healthy wealthy and wise.
GR8 Black Vest Obsession(GBVO)- Refers to that state of mind where all Mayank/Arjun fanatics cannot get over his Heavenly Black Vest and are obsessed with it to the extent of chanting its name all the time and bringing it up somehow in the most irrelevant of discussions.
Some of the symptoms of this obsession include :
1. Declaring that shirts do not suit Mayank
2. Seriously planning to start a campaign against his shirts called "Mayank ke Shirts Jalaao Andolan"
3.Emphasizing on the importance of HBV to PD over and over.
4.Contemplating on writing a petition and e-mailing SBS on how some 'Vests Can Change Our life'!
5. Demanding that Arjun fanatics be made his official dress designers so that we get easy access to his shirts to burn them.
6.Dreaming about HBV all the time and conspiring theories that will make Mayank wear the black vest (Read Doodhwala Profession for Mayu).
The mayurwa menu:
entree: atta soup
main course: parathe made of atta soup(we strongly believe in recycling)
side dish: teekhi mirchi even if sabzi is there
desert: chai with biscuit(dadi ne bataaya ta asa kaane khe liye)
PS: as for spices in the seasoning, the cook and the cook's assistant are spicy enough(as they through all the spices around the room)
The black vest anthem:
DCD= Doodhwala Costume Desginer= Nupur i.e. when Mayank becomes HCD(if you cannot recollect what HCD means, it means Hot Crush Doodhwaala), Nupz is going to design his doodhwaala costume .Black vest should not be ignored.


Phrases that can be associated with Doodhwala Concept= Bhains Ki taang!
CHOTE DIMAAG= A word usually used by Mayank to describe Nupur
And our all time favorite catch phrase- BY GOD!
Some Random Terms used in connection with Mayank:
AXE EFFECT: The famous men's deo that KILLS female kind
CHOCOLATE LAVA : A term usually used to describe Mayank, he is as irresistible as chocolate and melts girls with his charm like lava
THE WCC FAVOURITE THEORY
TT (TRP Target) - Target a thread on the forum and boost its TRPs by seriously discussing crap 
our THEME song:
Tauba tera jalwa
Tauba tera pyaar
Tera emosanal attyaachaar
(from neha)




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