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Meena.IF thumbnail
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Posted: 14 years ago
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
 
 
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
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Posted: 14 years ago
Thank you sooooooo much for the kalakkal jokes Bjda, Sumi yakkoi, and meenu chellom 👏👏 man 🤣 hence proved ... thalai vali varuthu 🤣🤣 super uper 👏👏 meenu i really thought the third person was " you" in other words me nnu 🤣... and those students are pakka ushar na 😆
 
wow really enjoyed them all...
 
here is my share for today:
 
Lady 1: en veetu kaararukku pidikathathai naan seyavee mattean ...
 
Lady 2: Nijamaavaa? manaive naa onna maadhiri thaan irukanum...
 
Lady 1: athanaala thaan, avaraiye samaithu sapida sollitean 😲😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
Wow jokes section kalai kattudhu super super ......enjoy ppl.i'll join u from wednesday.
i'll miss u all......
actually inga indha emoicon dhaan kudukanum
but since only laughing is allowed here iam giving this emotion... 
I'll miss u all...... 
  


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Posted: 14 years ago
super jokes galz 👏👏 
u all made my day😆😆😆
Edited by mathi_azhagi - 14 years ago
bjda thumbnail
Posted: 14 years ago
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked. 
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."


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Posted: 14 years ago

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired.

They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room.

He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool.

The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas.

The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money.

The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"

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Posted: 14 years ago

Two terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a bomb, which one of them had in his lap.

Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute,. said the man carrying the explosive.

Don't worry,. the driver assured him, .we have got a spare one in the boot..

This one is Dedicated CK Queen Roja akka and IFians who enjoyed baby Cks there..
 
After they had brought their first baby home from hospital, a young wife suggested to her husband that he try his hand at changing diapers, .I.m busy,. he said. .I.ll do the next one..

The next time the baby was wet, she asked if he was now ready to learn how to change diapers.

He looked puzzled. .
Oh,. he replied finally. .I didn.t meanthe next diaper. I meant the next baby!
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Posted: 14 years ago
WIFE:am horrible,fat,ugly,short. say somethn nice about me..

HUSBAND:u have a perfect eyesight...
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Posted: 14 years ago

The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.."The best thing for you to do", the doctor said, "is give up drinking and smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women.."

Doctor, I don't deserve the best,. said the patient. .What's next best?.
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Posted: 14 years ago
Unga Lover Anuppara Romantic Msg a Parthu Romba Santhosa Padaathinga..
Avangaluku Yaru Anupi irupanga? Konjam Yosinga!
En Velai Mudinjuthu.

Proffesor to student: What is 'attention deficit hyperactive disorder'?
Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .
Proffesor: Sorry, I don't understand anything what you said.!
Student: Same here