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Posted: 24 July 2009 at 9:56am | IP Logged

Hi Friends,

 
Hurray.... Jokes - thread no. 2 has arrived.  Let us continue posting our jokes in the thread and have a good laugh out of them Tongue
 
To visit Jokes - thread number 1, please click the following link:
 
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Posted: 24 July 2009 at 5:12pm | IP Logged
Here are some jokes in Tanglish from Maroof's jokes corner Tongue... i did my best to present in tanglish LOLLOL 
 
1. Nethu yen office kku leave poteenga?
Oru change kku veetleye thoongitean ShockedLOL
 
 
2. En manager oru kosu maathiri....   Confused
Yaen?  Office le yaarum mathika maateengala? Shocked
Illai... avar yaaraiyum thoonga vidamaataarinnu sollurean Tongue
 
 
3. Sontha Oor yenge? Smile
Anthalavukku namakku vasathi illainga.  Sontha veedu thaan irukku Confused
 
 
4. Thirumbha thirumbha yaen veetla thiruttu poguthu, Sir?  ConfusedCry
Appo thirumbhama ore pakkama irunthuvida vendhiyathuthaane...? Wink
 
 
5. Naangu pengal kai kaatiya odane Bus nindru vidugirathu, yaen? Confused
athanaale utkaara mudiyathu.... athaan!  Smile
 


Edited by aisha_muka1984 - 24 July 2009 at 5:13pm

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Posted: 25 July 2009 at 7:38am | IP Logged
very gud one aish ClapClap 
i recently received a sms & had a gud laugh LOLLOLLOL
 
i want to share it with u all
 
easiest way to kill an ant
 
mix chilli powder with sugar & keep it in a suitable place
 
after having tat ant will have to go in search of waterLOLLOLLOL
 
somewhere close by keep a water tank
 
when the ant goes near the water tank push it in to it
 
now the ant will be fully soaked in water
 
it will go to dry itself near fire
 
throw bomb in the fireConfused
 
then admit the wounded ant in icu
 
remove the oxygen mask from its mouth & killLOLLOLLOL
 
suppa romba kastam da sami i was doing ROFL after reading this.hope u all will enjoy tooWink
 
 


Edited by mathi_azhagi - 25 July 2009 at 7:46am

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1.Employee 1:manager unnai edukku thittinaar?
   Employee 2:"manageroda naaya kanum" nnu advertise panna sonnar..i gave it as "manager naaya kanum" .
 
2. Wife:unga friend ramesh kku parthu irukkura ponnu nallave illai..neengalavadhu solla koodadha??
    Husband:aasai,dosai,appalam,vadai..avan mattum enakku sonnana?
 
 
 

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Posted: 18 August 2009 at 10:25pm | IP Logged
Aish, Nallu and shree... That was good..
 
Manager Naay was hilarious..

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Posted: 18 August 2009 at 10:33pm | IP Logged
Nallu,
 
Here is an idea to kill mosquito...
 
Kosuva pudichu Bedla kaiyum kaalum katti poturunga.. apura adhuku kichukichu panunga.. Adhu sirikum bodhu vai thirakum. Apo adhu vaila poison oothiduna.. kosu sethudum..
 
Vanga Chess vilayadalam..
Ninga ponga nan Sports show potutu varen..

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Posted: 19 August 2009 at 12:57am | IP Logged
Jokes from:Indraya thathuvam jokes coner                                 
                       INDRAYA THATHUVAM.
 
Ticket vangittu ulla pona adhu CINEMA THEATRE.
Ulla poyi ticket vaanguna adhu OPERATION THEATRE.
 
Ennadhaan figue sivappa irundhaalum
Ava Nizhal karuppadhaan irukkum.
 
Vazhkaiyila onnume illainna boe adikkum
Mandaiyila onnume illainna gla adikkum
 
Kovil maniya namma adicha satham varum
Kovil mani nammala adicha ratham varum
 
Neenga evalavudhaan periya paruppa irundhaalum
ungala vachu sambhar panna mudiyadhu.
Tea master evalavu lightaa tea pottalum
adhula irundhu velicham varaadhu.
 
Meenukku evalavudhaan neendha therinchalum
adhukku meen kuzhambula neendha theriyuma?
 
Yaanai mela naama ukkandhu pona 'Safari',
andha yaanai namma mela ukkandhu pona 'Oppari'
 
Naai evaluva dhan nandri ulla praaniya irundhalum,
adhala 'thank you' solla mudiyadhu.
 
Evvalavudhan periya VVIP'ya irundhalum,
bus'ula pona mudhal seettu driver'ukku dhan.
 
Calender'la enna thediyai kilicheenga'nradhu mukkiyam illa,
kilicha thediyila ennatha kilicheenga dhan mukkiyam.
 
Enna dhaan JAVA la threads irundhaalum
adhu vechu lungi neyya mudiyuma?
 
Mandaiya Potta Die
Mandaila Potta Dye


Edited by shreenithi - 19 August 2009 at 11:10pm

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Posted: 19 August 2009 at 1:52am | IP Logged

Neenga enna than periya dancer a irundhalum, Unga savukku ungalala dance aada mudiyaadhu..

 
Odambila ethanai cell irunthalum athula simcard podamudiyathu.
 
4 parambarai ukkandhu sapida sothu irundhalum, Fast food kadaila ninutu dhan sapidanum..
 
Odambula ethana Cell irundhalum adhula oru sim card kooda poda mudiyaadhu..
 
 

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