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Ms. Bholi Bhali IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 26 January 2005 at 1:09pm | IP Logged
 
Q. Why did the spaceman go into the ladies toilet ?
A. He wanted to go where no man has gone before.

Q. Who is the leader of the tissues ?
A. The hanker CHIEF.

Q. Why did I bring two pairs of trousers to the golf course ?
A. In case I got a hole in one.

Q: If Lettuce, Tomato, and Squash had a race who would win ?
A: The lettuce would be a-head, the squash would be in the middle, and the
tomato would have to catch-up (or ketchup) !

Q: What time is it when 3 bears are chasing you ?
A: 3 after 1

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road ?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.

Q: What kind of shoes can you make from bananas ?
A: Slippers !

Q: Why did Sarah bring lipstick and eye shadow to school ?
A: She had a make-up exam !

sweetyvk Senior Member
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Posted: 26 January 2005 at 3:12pm | IP Logged
lol....LOL
cowz_lover Senior Member
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Posted: 26 January 2005 at 8:14pm | IP Logged
LOL
dolly1211 Goldie
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Posted: 01 February 2005 at 2:57am | IP Logged
LOL LOL
popkurn IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 01 February 2005 at 5:05pm | IP Logged
LOL
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 01 February 2005 at 5:37pm | IP Logged
good ones!LOL
shahidlover24 IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 02 February 2005 at 3:00pm | IP Logged
they're funny LOL
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