It's a very special day here on India forums... and I think most of you girls and boys can guess why...
Today someone very wonderful graced the earth..
Someone who is viewbie for both DMG and MJHT forums....
She first started out as director of the Media Center in DMG...
and then she moved on to bigger and better things...
Before long, Dev Team took notice of her and promoted her to viewbie of two of the biggest shows on Star One, DMG and MJHT....
She loves Kumkum, MJHT, Mayur, Bidaai, Atul, Arjun, Rati and all things Punjabi...
That's right, it's Gagan's birthday today, July 24th!!!
We in the Oasis would like to dedicate this song to the greatest Punjabi moderator around, Ms. Gaganjot Sooch aka Gaga to her friends:
A little something for all of us Gagan fans:
*Our Top 10 Favorite Things About Gagan*
1. She's one heck of a Punjabi kuri.
2. She's hot. (yeah, i've seen her.)
3. There's no better VM mixer on the DMG or MJHT forums.
4. She's taller than most Indian chicks.
5. There is noone more helpful on this forum.
6. She is sweet as sugar and cool as lassi.
7. Rumor has it she is going with Arjun, Shushant, Kinshuk (idk i just tell the news)
8. Number six again.
9. She's an all-rounder student.
10. She's the best pal we could ever hope for. Here's to you sis!!!
And here's a few words from your two friends in the pub:
Julles: ok. here goes nuffin
Komz: stop slurring!how much did u drink? the party didn't even start yet and already you're in blackout mode!
Julles: ok well the party wont start cause the bday girl is too busy gagaing!
Komz: sharam karo! what will Gags think of you?
Julles: she has her 3 hundred thousand couples to gaga over. she isnt gonna be thinking of me rofl. when will there be time? trust me i know
Komz: have you been stalking her AGAIN??? Juju you really need a life babe
Julles: wat do u mean AGAIN??? when did i stop?
Komz: oh gawd!
Julles: it's pretty easy actually
Komz: only you would say that
Julles: the afternoons are for her to watch her 6 millin sopas, and then in the evenings she gagas over them
Julles: over and over and over and over. so her party is gonna have to wait until shes done gagaing
Komz: okay okay! we're supposed to be nice to her! it's her birthday Talli!
Julles: we arent missing much, plus being fashionately late is cool. u watched mjht today? we gotta go prepared, if its a good epi, the bday
party will be a gagaing party. we will have to listen to how adorable arjun's smile was or how hillaroiusly funny nupur was
Komz: ROFL! I'm sure! I did watch parts of it... sorry to tell you, I'm a MaYur fan as well.
Julles: lets pack some extra drinks
Komz: HOLD IT! no more drinks for you!
Julles: but but but
Komz: i'm going to kick YOUR butt! you're already talli!
Julles: but wat about the party. trinz held me responsible for the drinks. i cant show up with half the bottles empty! krazzy go away.
Komz: well someone should have thought of that before emptying them!
Julles: me and my drinks are enough to make her party awesome
Komz: Talli... how many of me do u see? cuz you're kinda swaying... and looking in the wrong direction
Julles: no ur just spinning around like a clown. wait, so you are the entertainment for the party. nice!
Komz: HEY! I am NOT a CLOWN you DRUNKARD!
Julles: ohhh i just got an awesome idea! we should take a life size cutout of arjun to the party! with the right amount of drinks, she wont
know the difference
Komz: or we could just take Arjun himself
Julles: rofl. ok, well arjun has shooting till 2:30 so we can snatch him then. dont ask me how i know this. there is a reason i run an
Komz: how many people are you stalking?!!!!
Julles: on the record, 1. off the record, i lost count rofl! dont tell gaga
Komz: oh man I'm scared! and you 're my mentor!
Julles: she likes to feel special rofl
Komz: ROFL! she IS special!
Julles: ummm... sure lets go with that. so snatch arjun at 2:36
Julles: gagas soap spree ends at 3:07
Komz: lol! okay, and...
Julles: so thats gives us enough time to get him dressed in black and make him smile! omg he has the most adorablest smile. yes that's a word!
Komz: uhhhhh wow!
Julles: maybe for the party we can get the platic roses and horses he got for nupur. she would loooooooooooooooooooooove those rofl. (she hates
them in reality)
Komz: i think the booze is getting to your smallish brain already!
Julles: wat booze?
Komz: Talli... seriously? Now I need to tell you what booze is? rofl! you have a PhD in it
Julles: yes well i'm trying to be modest here rofl. and we need to get arjun to play a violin passionately. no cellos. she likes violins rofl
Komz: right... violins...
Julles: ill be the conductor of the symphony. u can play dead rofl.
Komz: WHAT?! DO you even KNOW how to conduct?! I wasn't a bando for 5 years for nothing!
Julles: Geek! rofl. he will play the violin. gaga can play happy
Komz: I suppose that crate that you've been trying to drag in for the past 10 minutes is also for Gags...
Julles: yes ofcourse! nothing suspicious here. lets keep movin. gotta snatch arjun. we got presicely 15 mintues and 20 seconds left rofl
Komz: Hold it Talli! we need a lie detector here!
Julles: i never lie! gaga is the coolest person in all of the universe ROFL
Komz: JUJU, lying is bad! BAD BAD BAD!
Julles: see! there is gagas name on the crate. it's in permanent marker. red wine cause she whines when she can't gaga!
Komz: Since when is Gagan spelled J-U-L-L-E???
Julles: idk ask the shippers rofl
Komz: Julles not again!
Julles: its for gaga! i promise!
Komz: yeah it's for her but it'll be in YOUR system
Julles: i share!
Komz: a drop each
Julles: i shared with casper on your bday! i'll share with her this bday!
Komz: on my birthday I was the one keeping the kiddies away from you and Sher Aapi from spiking drinks, slices of cake... god
Julles: (i smothered her with whip cream and called her casper the friendly ghost rofl)
Komz: wow! as far as I remember you blacked out 30 minutes before the party was over and I left your unconscious carcuss by the door
Julles: there he is! there's arjun!
Julles: Krazzy you're blind! There! lets jump him! a surpise for both gaga and himself wouldn't that be awesome?
Komz: ........... oh my....
Julles: krazzy? are u star struck? man you should hang out in parking lots after dark more often! it all goes away rofl
Komz: u r so damn odd! how many times were you dropped on your head as a child. Or is it more recent?
Julles: i can't bring gaga out here to stalk, cause to her she's the only one i stalk
Komz: don't we all know that. Oh my god Talli watch where you're flinging your arms!
Komz: Great. u just knocked arjun out.
Julles: panting rofl. I'm going to get out arjun's wallet from my pocket and put it back in his now rofl!
Komz: ROFL! uh... Julles? JUUUULLES? Yoooohoooo! Wow... okay she just passed out! ladies and gentleman this is what happens
when you let the booze take over!
Julles: *looks up real quick* lesson learned... *blacks out again*
Komz: Great! Now I have like 250 pounds of guy and TALLI to drag to the party! The things I do for you Gags!
Julles and Komz: TADAAA! Happy Birthday Gaga/Gags! We love you... for the record!