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sai14 IF-Dazzler
sai14
sai14

Joined: 03 November 2004
Posts: 3161

Posted: 25 January 2005 at 6:57pm | IP Logged
"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? you
guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."

This call may be recorded or monitored for quality and training purposes. If you don't wish this call to be monitored or recorded, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message.


Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Talk to the phone, the face ain't home, please leave a message, after the tone. BEEP!

Sorry we're not here to lend an ear, so leave a word and you'll be heard.

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

Like Barney (the purple dinosaur):
I'll call you, cause you called me. We're the ______ family. So leave your
name and number at the tone. Sorry that we're not at home.


*Anjali* IF-Dazzler
*Anjali*
*Anjali*

Joined: 13 August 2004
Posts: 4674

Posted: 25 January 2005 at 10:10pm | IP Logged
LOL i especially like the money one, Sai Smile Thanks for sharing!!
_anonymous Goldie
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Joined: 07 January 2005
Posts: 1959

Posted: 26 January 2005 at 12:16pm | IP Logged
LOL...THE MONEY ONE IS GR8!
*~Sapna~* IF-Veteran Member
*~Sapna~*
*~Sapna~*

Joined: 09 September 2004
Posts: 6550

Posted: 26 January 2005 at 1:58pm | IP Logged
LOLI LIKED THE BARNEY ONE
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BollyCurry Director
Joined: 30 October 2004
Posts: 13817

Posted: 26 January 2005 at 7:17pm | IP Logged
the money one is the best...
i am so definitely using it...
LOL LOL LOL
Princess IF-Veteran Member
Princess
Princess

Joined: 13 August 2004
Posts: 5782

Posted: 26 January 2005 at 10:10pm | IP Logged
LOL
dolly1211 Goldie
dolly1211
dolly1211

Joined: 29 August 2004
Posts: 1089

Posted: 26 January 2005 at 11:06pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL so funny!!!!
-misha IF-Sizzlerz
-misha
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Joined: 23 November 2004
Posts: 11779

Posted: 27 January 2005 at 3:27am | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL

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