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sai14

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sai14

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Posted: 25 January 2005 at 6:57pm | IP Logged
"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? you
guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."

This call may be recorded or monitored for quality and training purposes. If you don't wish this call to be monitored or recorded, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message.


Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Talk to the phone, the face ain't home, please leave a message, after the tone. BEEP!

Sorry we're not here to lend an ear, so leave a word and you'll be heard.

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

Like Barney (the purple dinosaur):
I'll call you, cause you called me. We're the ______ family. So leave your
name and number at the tone. Sorry that we're not at home.


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*Anjali*

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Posted: 25 January 2005 at 10:10pm | IP Logged
LOL i especially like the money one, Sai Smile Thanks for sharing!!

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Goldie

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Posted: 26 January 2005 at 12:16pm | IP Logged
LOL...THE MONEY ONE IS GR8!

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Posted: 26 January 2005 at 1:58pm | IP Logged
LOLI LIKED THE BARNEY ONE

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Posted: 26 January 2005 at 7:17pm | IP Logged
the money one is the best...
i am so definitely using it...
LOL LOL LOL

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Posted: 26 January 2005 at 10:10pm | IP Logged
LOL

dolly1211

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Posted: 26 January 2005 at 11:06pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL so funny!!!!

-misha

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Posted: 27 January 2005 at 3:27am | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL

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