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Posted: 10 June 2009 at 11:59am | IP Logged
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QUICKFIRE FUNNIES


Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam

Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo

Q: Why did the pony cough?
A: He was a little hoarse!

Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa - baa - cue!

Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!

Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
A: In a Launch box

Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!

Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom?
A: I must have left the landing light on

Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
A: Spatula!

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!

 

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Posted: 11 June 2009 at 4:10pm | IP Logged
aww these are really cute!
i liked all of them
i would love telling these to little kids =P

especially this one...you could use sound effects

Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa - baa - cue!

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Posted: 14 June 2009 at 3:24pm | IP Logged
lol cute
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Posted: 20 June 2009 at 12:10am | IP Logged
wow, i really enjoyed these jokes...please could you post more jokes like thse, thanks in advance
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Posted: 23 June 2009 at 1:25pm | IP Logged
hehe... nice jokes
 
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Posted: 24 June 2009 at 2:52pm | IP Logged
haha loved em all
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Posted: 25 June 2009 at 3:10pm | IP Logged
waao nice one
 
i liked the last : he has nobody to go :P hhah lol
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