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A Pakistani tourist

kanchi Goldie
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Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 1645

Posted: 08 September 2004 at 5:35am | IP Logged

A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets
of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly.  After a long search he
could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control
himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.

As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official
approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?"

Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee"

Police : "No PP here okay ? Follow me......"

The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of
grass, flowers and singing birds around........

Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day".

Pakistani tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is
this Indian courtesy?"

Police: "No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!

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