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dolly1211

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dolly1211

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Posted: 23 January 2005 at 11:22pm | IP Logged
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at
you says, "He's very rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says,
"You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am
very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband
That's demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife !
That's competition eating into your market share.

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-misha

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Posted: 24 January 2005 at 5:59am | IP Logged
LOL LOL

sai14

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Joined: 03 November 2004

Posts: 2794

Posted: 24 January 2005 at 6:07am | IP Logged
lol very funny DOlly LOL LOL

barbie

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Posted: 24 January 2005 at 6:47pm | IP Logged
LOLBig smileTHAT WAS VERY GOOD DOLLY!!

S.T.U.P.I.D.

Goldie

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Posted: 25 January 2005 at 11:25am | IP Logged
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