**From & To Satish **( New Pictures Pl see pg 163) (Page 200)

deepak_satish IF-Dazzler

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                        Backhanded Comments

"That dress is lovely; it does wonders for your figure."

"You're smarter than you look."

"You drive very well, for a woman."

"Your son is more handsome than I would have expected."

"You are attractive, for your age."

"You're actually kinda cute now that I've gotten to know you."

"You're not as heavy as people think you are."

"I don't care what anyone says about you, I think you are a fabulous person!"

"You're so smart, for an American."

"You don't sweat that much for a fat girl!"

"I'm amazed by the level of success readers have after following your advice."

"Your plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor!"

"Relax, sweetie... you were perfectly adequate."

"You're more of a "street smart" kind of guy."

"You're not the kind of girl guys date; you're the kind of girl they marry."

"You're so evolved…for a man."

deepak_satish IF-Dazzler

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                 From being carried over either from western stage perfomance influences the cinema halls during the seventies if most people remember had curtains covering the screen.One would find their seats with cushions of coir and god knows what else and seat themselves and give ourselves bed sores for the seats were harder than stone and one should consider himself lucky if you were not bitten by bed bugs or should i call them seat bugs or just whatever alien creatures that lived in the the netherworld of the should consider himself the most luckiest if you could go home without those pesky gum sticking to either your back seat which is a real bitch to clean or worse sticks like glue to your slippers.Gawd knows what creature thought of this real slimy trick of torturing people with gum and i am glad nowadays gum chewing is not such a fad.for many a time i got gum stuck in my slippers and went about walking and trying to scrape it away and most people thought i walked that way with feet sliding and yes those movements could have been copied and evolved into the famous moonwalk step by jackson.

                                   A hush used to fall and those long skirts or curtains used to roll,slide or was just being unclothed by the workers and then that familiar whirr of the projecter started and beams of light used to shoot across the length of the cinema hall as if a supernova was exploding and gamma rays were streaking to farthest regions of space.It was the most incredible experience for there was so much mystery in watching films and specially those times before television came into style.Even those film division black and white dreary programmes used to be fascinating usually in tamil with the words "biharil vellam".

                                          Heroes with orange wigs and painted skin used to pass of as whites and some with blue passed off as gods.For a long time i never understood the significance of two flowers coming together or two usually white pigeons duing foreplay.well all that changed in my college days with po*n tapes and foreplay became fourplay.well nowadays you don't have flowers coming together but rather actors practising cookery on heroines navels and etc.well that reminds me they have come to the extent of placing icecubes and assorted stuff on actresses stomachs and their broad well developd backs.that set me thinking and i did try that on a woman friend and she pointedly asked me what next chilli powder and ginger garlic paste.well that tall story is for another day.

                                     In just a simple word development and technological advances we are stuck with a television and hundreds of channels and as is the habit skipping channels is the latest fad.Those days of black and white doordarshan days i was fascinated by even vayalum vazhvum and ulavarum oli kadhir.good old days of wonder balloon and kanmani poonga and two flowers kissing .there was so much more mystery and expectations than posters of today which us kissing scenes to lure hapless and horny audiences into the death trap of a flop film.
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Posted: 17 February 2013 at 11:04pm | IP Logged
Congratulations on hitting double century (reached 200 pages) ClapParty

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deepak_satish IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 18 February 2013 at 6:26am | IP Logged
Sardarji is at Delhi International airport, when a young Indian woman asks him for the time? ...Read on...

As she is not wearing a watch she asks in a very American accent to a Sardar, 'Wot's dah tayme?'

The Sardar is a very patriotic man and hates Desis who put on a foreign accent. He replies in the same American accent, 'Bra-panties'. Confused the lady asks again, 'No! No! Wot's Dah Tayme?' The Sardar again answers back, in the same accent, 'Bra-panties'. Seeing the confusion, another sardar comes to the rescue, 'O papaji, tusi samajh nahin paaye? Kudi twade ko puuch rahii hai, kinna time hua!' Sardar shouts, 'Paji, tow main bhi to oonoo time hee Bata rahan hu...barah payntis (12.35)'

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spain Senior Member

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Posted: 18 February 2013 at 9:10pm | IP Logged

Perusa oru sandai,

but kuttiya oru Sorry…

Chinnadha oru kovam,

but innum chinnadha oru Siripu…

Kodumaiya oru pirivu…

but - meendum inimaya oru Sandhippu!


And so it's been….

But through it all, it feels happy to be a regular reader of your posts over the years that has now accumulated to 200 pages!!

Wow! Congrats for that!Clap


Here's hoping that you will continue writing and sharing your thoughts, copying 'n pasting and keeping us entertained until you reach at least your 15th century (that's 1,500 pages!!)

No need to worry.

We will be very patient, as you have at least another 25-30 years to accomplish that feat!!

(Kootti kalichu paruga, kanaku sariya varum!)

Meanwhile, continue writing and have a nice day….

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deepak_satish IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 19 February 2013 at 12:13am | IP Logged

Thanks migan and spain.Like my post on reaching my 100th page i repeat myself saying that my blog is your blog and i continue and endure because a few of you do so.It is our blog and is filled with our lively moments,moments of anger and moments of sadness.But most importantly they are filled with our lives and precious time.I will continue to cut,copy and paste spain as you so lovingly have pointed out but i do that just to share some good stuff such as jokes,thoughts and poetry and i do that even though they are not mine.what the heck i am not writing a lets continue to endure and press on with smiles,anger and aches of heart,soul and mind.Be well.

                                                                             I remain yours truly

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spain Senior Member

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Posted: 19 February 2013 at 12:29pm | IP Logged
That's sweet.
But seriously, we should fight more often -
because when a woman is in the mood to argue, it is always challenging
...but it can be quite funny too!
(Courtesy, read below. It has been 'copied and pasted'!)

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: What!!?? And I bet that LYING idiot told you that I was speeding too!?!

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Posted: 19 February 2013 at 4:39pm | IP Logged
 The darkness before dawn is good for a walk and just as good to gather one's thoughts.Well i seem to be getting up earlier and earlier and somewhere deep inside a clock has come alive and it is ticking loudly.I can feel the hands of that clock tick away louder than my beating heart louder even after my run when i am bent over sweating and gasping for breath.I leant against the lamp post and looked around as if aching to see something different.Sadly it was just the same as was the day before.Same familiar old faces,same dogs,same beach but yet the darkness was different.For the coming dawn was kind of knocking on the doors of darkness saying it was time to slip away and the pressing for light to just shine through.The inky blackness started tearing away and now the cloak of black started showing tears as if it was the clothes worn by an street urchin,tears here and there showing a little bit of his body.So was the cloak of night being torn away and son pinks and oranges lit up and started brightening gently but surely.The few minutes of catching my breath shifted my side of earth to light from dark.My heart rested and subsided from its racy pace and i looked up and faced the coming dawn and let it fall on me from orange caress to burning white and i opened my eyes and i saw the same dogs,the same old people walking briskly as if they could walk away from their lives or some sadness haunting them.So i pondered and waited for that something to trickle into me and then the light lingered and whispered gently.Night and day,darkness and light are all the same.Things are the same and you just have to close your eyes for light to become dark and open it for dark to become light.It's all in the mind and in equal and total halves.So i let the thoughts go and reined in my wandering mind and started wishing hello to the same old dogs and same old people.

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