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deepak_satish IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 17 May 2009 at 1:59am | IP Logged

yup,i voted.voted for vijaykanth.lots did but the end result was no different.


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what is a poem and what words make a song
all words written are not of joy and love
nor all words of sorrow and pain
but the emotions and passions from which they flow
come from the soul
all drops of water are not rain from the skies
all tears that roll down the cheeks
are not from pain and sorrow
but when they fall to the ground
mother earth does not distinguish and accepts it
all new borns are not born beautiful
all new borns are not born rich and powerful
but the mother who bears it gives it the same beautiful love
even in the most pitiful mangy dog lives a loving puppy
like even in the hardest of souls in men
lie the power to love and heal
isn't love beautiful in all its forms
the love of a friend,love of a parent,love of a spouse
and the total trusting unhibited love of a pet
well live,love and die.simple yet so profound
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Bank Robbery

A man walked into a bank, got in line and when it was his turn he pulled out
a gun and robs the bank.

But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the
next customer in line, "Did you see me Rob this Bank?"

The customer replies, "Well, yes!"

The bank robber raises his gun, points it at his head and shoots him.

He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, "DID ...
YOU ... SEE .... ME ... ROB... THIS... BANK?"

The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did."

deepak_satish IF-Dazzler

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                          WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN

I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around.. We
walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels.

My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, 'This
Is the Receiving Section... Here, all petitions to God said in prayer
are Received..'

I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many
angels sorting out petitions written on  voluminous paper sheets and
scraps from people all over the world.

Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.
The angel then said to me, 'This is the Packaging and Delivery
Section. Here, the graces and blessings the  people asked for are
processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them.'

I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working
hard at that station, since so many  blessings had been requested and
were being packaged for delivery to Earth

Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the
Door of a very small station To my great surprise, only one angel was
Seated there, idly doing nothing. 'This is the Aknowledgment Section,'
My angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed 'How Is
it that there is no work going on here?' I asked.

'So sad,'  the angel sighed. 'After people receive the blessings that
they asked For, very few send back acknowledgments .'

'How does one acknowledge God's blessings?' I asked.

'Simple,' the angel answered.   Just say, 'Thank you, God.'

'What blessings should they acknowledge? '  I asked..

'If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof
overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a
dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy ...'

'And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in
the world who has that opportunity. '

Also .
' If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... You
are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day .'

'If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of
imprisonment, the agony of torture, or  the pangs of starvation .. You
are ahead of 700 million people in the world.'  ;

'If you can attend a temple/mosque/ church without the fear of
harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more
blessed than, three billion people In the world .'

'If your parents are still alive and still married are very lucky .'

'If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you're
unique to all those in doubt and despair.'

Ok, what now?   How can I start?

If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in
that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more
blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at

Have a good day, count your blessings, and if you want, pass this
along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are.

ATTN: Acknowledge Dept.:
'Thank you Lord, for giving me the ability to share this message and
for giving me so many wonderful people to share it with.'

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Posted: 21 May 2009 at 2:58pm | IP Logged
Congrats DD.
You were suuper in Arasi todaySmile.
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Posted: 22 May 2009 at 7:53pm | IP Logged
One day, when an old lady was sewing while sitting close to a river, her
thimble fell into the river.

When she cried out, the lord appeared and asked, "my dear child, why are
you crying?"

The lady replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she
needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.

The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set
with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the lord asked. The lady replied,
"No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble
ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked again, The
lady replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather
thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The lady replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the same lady was walking with her husband along The
riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the
water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are
you crying?" "Oh lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" The Lord went
down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?"
the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an
untruth!" The lady replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'No' to Mel Gibson, you would have
come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'No' to him, you would have come up
with my husband. Had I then said 'Yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care &
satisfy all three husbands, so that's why I said 'Yes' to Mel Gibson."

The moral of this story is:- Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and
honourable reason, and in the best interest of others.
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Posted: 23 May 2009 at 4:51pm | IP Logged
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws
the milk away...

You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and
market it worldwide.

You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
and milk themselves.

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

You have two cows.
You worship them.

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy...........
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