Santa Sardar (Page 2)

abladabla Senior Member

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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 4:34pm | IP Logged
I have another one on Banta Singh

Mr. Banta Singh of Punjab has written a letter to Mr. Bill Gates stating
> problems in the computer that he recently bought :
> Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
> This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab.
> We have bought a computer for our home and we find some problems
> which I want to bring to your notice.
> 1. After connecting to internet we plan to open e-mail account and
> we fill the form in Hotmail in password column only ****** comes,
> but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed comes, but we face
> this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware
> Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
> Because of this we open the e-mail account with password ***** but I
> request you to check this as ourselves we do not know what is the
> 2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down button.
> 3. There is a button 'start' but there is no stop button. We request

> you to check this.
> 4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has

> ran upto Amritsar. So, we request you to change that to sit so that we
> click that by sitting.
> 5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only

> 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
> 6. Also there is 'find' button but it is not working properly. My wife

> lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find',

> but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
> Pls. reply me soon!
> Thanks,
> Banta

kanchi Goldie

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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 10:24pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLvery funny abla

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Posted: 17 October 2004 at 5:48am | IP Logged

Santa : Boss enough mobile use

Banta : Yes yaar they are taking money from us like anything.

Santa : How can we communicate without mobile yaar

Banta : Yaar we will keep pigeons and through them we will send our messages.

we will tie our chits to their legs. So they kept pigeons and Santa singh first send one pigeon to Banta singh.

Banta to Santa : What yaar pigeon reached in time but I was not able to find the message attached to it.

Santa : Are yaar that was a missed call I sent you.

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kanchi Goldie

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Posted: 18 October 2004 at 5:20am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOLnice one aashpal
Minnie IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 18 October 2004 at 9:11am | IP Logged
LOL Great!!!!!!!!!

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