Santa Sardar

Santa was bragging to his boss one day, "You know,
I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone,
anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called him bluff,
"OK, Santa how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom
and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Santa and boss fly out to Hollywood and knock
on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise,
shouts, "Santa! Great to see you! You and your
friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Santa's boss is still
skeptical.After they leave Cruise's house, he tells
Santa that he thinks his knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Santa says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes, I know him, let's fly out to Washington."

And off they go. At the White House, George W.
spots Santa on the tour and motions him and his boss
over, saying, "Santa, what a surprise, I was just on my
way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in
and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still
not totally convinced. After they leave the White
house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Santa, who
again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Santa. "My folks are from Poland,
and I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Santa and his boss are
assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
Santa says, "This will never work. I can't catch the
Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I
know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and
I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And Santa disappears into the crowd headed toward
the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Santa
emerges with the Pope on the balcony. By the time
Santa returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side, Santa asks, "What
happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine
until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the
man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with
Santa Singh?"

Guys this one is really funny😆😆

I think Santa Singh IS more popular than the Pope in India 😆

Oh My This is verryyy funny!!😆

I have another one on Banta Singh

Mr. Banta Singh of Punjab has written a letter to Mr. Bill Gates stating
his
> problems in the computer that he recently bought :
>
> Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
>
> This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab.
>
> We have bought a computer for our home and we find some problems
> which I want to bring to your notice.
>
> 1. After connecting to internet we plan to open e-mail account and
whenever
> we fill the form in Hotmail in password column only ****** comes,
> but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed comes, but we face
> this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware
vendor
> Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
>
> Because of this we open the e-mail account with password ***** but I
> request you to check this as ourselves we do not know what is the
password.
>
> 2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down button.
>
> 3. There is a button 'start' but there is no stop button. We request

> you to check this.
>
> 4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has

> ran upto Amritsar. So, we request you to change that to sit so that we
can
> click that by sitting.
>
> 5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only

> 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
>
> 6. Also there is 'find' button but it is not working properly. My wife

> lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find',

> but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
>
> Pls. reply me soon!
>
> Thanks,
>
> Banta

Santa : Boss enough mobile use

Banta : Yes yaar they are taking money from us like anything.

Santa : How can we communicate without mobile yaar

Banta : Yaar we will keep pigeons and through them we will send our messages.

we will tie our chits to their legs. So they kept pigeons and Santa singh first send one pigeon to Banta singh.

Banta to Santa : What yaar pigeon reached in time but I was not able to find the message attached to it.

Santa : Are yaar that was a missed call I sent you.

😆 👏

B'bye

 

 

 

😆😆😆nice one aashpal