I'm 42% Indian =P (Page 2)

How Indian are you?

[X ] you were born in India
[x] both your parents are Indian
[x] your parents expect your spouse to be an indian
[x] your career choices are narrowed down to doctor lawer and/or architect
[x] you have one sibling
[ ] your aunt, uncle, parents and several relatives you have never met in your life have befriended you on facebook
[] you have clicked 'agree' in response to the above

X's so far: 5

[ ] You have dhaal at least once a day
[ ] Your mother at this very moment is under the unfortunate impression that you are doing homework
[x] You have black hair
[x] You are a veggie
[X]Zee TV is (at least one of) your favorite channel(s)
[ ] your mom has made you recently listen to 96.3FM
[ ] your mom and you both have watched the latest Shahrukh Khan movie

X's so far: 8

[X ] your mom has a circle of indian friends with indian children, separate from your normal ones
[ ] you speak in violent hinglish with the above
[ ] you have a tendency to resent Britian's existance
[X] more than half your wardrobe is salwars, churidars, patiallas/kurtas,sherwanis
[] a cricket ball has the power to obtain and control your full undivided attention
[] you are aware of and/or have visited BharatMatrimonials.com
[] your middle name is your father's first name

X's so far: 10

[] you are a proud member of Sports-India.com
[] you have bookmarked Cricinfo.com on your computer
[x] neither of your parents could care less about phys ed, as long as your academic grades are intact
[] if you are hindu, you go to the temple at least once a week
[] if you are muslim you perform namaaz five times a day
[x] you have no issues with either of the above
[x] you do, however, have issues with the bombings of the Indian Embassy in Kabul and the 26/11 Taj and Oberai hotel bombings in Mumbai, both of which were very likely executed by Pakistanis.
[] you own a Nokia phone
[ ] this phone at least once has displayed something Desi as its wallpaper
[x] you are familiar with the term 'Desi'

X's so far: 14

[x] your iPod is teeming with Bollywood
[ ] you could bite into a red chili and honestly enjoy it
[ ] you are a fan of and are infuriated at the fact that Thumbs Up is not sold beyond Indian borders
[ ] you use the word 'arre' or 'accha' at least twice a day
[] your non-indian friends have picked up on hindi words like 'yaar' or 'blah blah blah, NA?'
[ ] you have Bollywood posters in your room
[x] you have never called an elder by only their first name, you instead add or use alone 'auntie' or 'uncle'
[ ] you have read A Suitable Boy
[X ] you play an instrument
[ ] you are able to play a bollywood song on the above instrument

X's so far: 17

[] your fridge has at least one Haldiram's box in it
[] your mother claims you were born as fair as the moon, but you have lately begun to doubt it
[ ] you own a Bose sound system
[ ] you use fans whenever possible as opposed to aircon
[X ] regardless of whether you are buddhist or not you have a buddha statue in your living room (not living room, and its VERY small)
[X] you know what pani puri is
[X] you are unable to handle chopsticks
[] your tv remote is covered in plastic
[X] you are genuinely afraid of Indian Gossip

28% couldve guessed

[ ] you were born in India
[x] both your parents are Indian
[x] your parents expect your spouse to be an indian
[x] your career choices are narrowed down to doctor lawer and/or architect
[] you have one sibling
[ ] your aunt, uncle, parents and several relatives you have never met in your life have befriended you on facebook
[] you have clicked 'agree' in response to the above

X's so far: 3

[ ] You have dhaal at least once a day
[ ] Your mother at this very moment is under the unfortunate impression that you are doing homework
[x] You have black hair
[x] You are a veggie
[ ]Zee TV is (at least one of) your favorite channel(s)
[ ] your mom has made you recently listen to 96.3FM
[ ] your mom and you both have watched the latest Shahrukh Khan movie

X's so far: 5

[ ] your mom has a circle of indian friends with indian children, separate from your normal ones
[ ] you speak in violent hinglish with the above
[ ] you have a tendency to resent Britian's existance
[x] more than half your wardrobe is salwars, churidars, patiallas/kurtas,sherwanis
[ ] a cricket ball has the power to obtain and control your full undivided attention
[ ] you are aware of and/or have visited BharatMatrimonials.com
[x] your middle name is your father's first name

X's so far: 7

[] you are a proud member of Sports-India.com
[] you have bookmarked Cricinfo.com on your computer
[x] neither of your parents could care less about phys ed, as long as your academic grades are intact
[ ] if you are hindu, you go to the temple at least once a week
[ ] if you are muslim you perform namaaz five times a day
[x] you have no issues with either of the above
[x] you do, however, have issues with the bombings of the Indian Embassy in Kabul and the 26/11 Taj and Oberai hotel bombings in Mumbai, both of which were very likely executed by Pakistanis.
[ ] you own a Nokia phone
[ ] this phone at least once has displayed something Desi as its wallpaper
[x] you are familiar with the term 'Desi'

X's so far: 11

[x] your iPod is teeming with Bollywood
[ ] you could bite into a red chili and honestly enjoy it
[ ] you are a fan of and are infuriated at the fact that Thumbs Up is not sold beyond Indian borders
[ ] you use the word 'arre' or 'accha' at least twice a day
[ ] your non-indian friends have picked up on hindi words like 'yaar' or 'blah blah blah, NA?'
[ ] you have Bollywood posters in your room
[ ] you have never called an elder by only their first name, you instead add or use alone 'auntie' or 'uncle'
[ ] you have read A Suitable Boy
[ ] you play an instrument
[ ] you are able to play a bollywood song on the above instrument

X's so far: 12

[ ] your fridge has at least one Haldiram's box in it
[ ] your mother claims you were born as fair as the moon, but you have lately begun to doubt it
[ ] you own a Bose sound system
[ ] you use fans whenever possible as opposed to aircon
[ ] regardless of whether you are buddhist or not you have a buddha statue in your living room (not living room, and its VERY small)
[x] you know what pani puri is
[ ] you are unable to handle chopsticks
[ ] your tv remote is covered in plastic
[ ] you are genuinely afraid of Indian Gossip

How Indian are you?

[ ] you were born in India
[x] both your parents are Indian
[x] your parents expect your spouse to be an indian
[x] your career choices are narrowed down to doctor lawer and/or architect
[] you have one sibling
[ ] your aunt, uncle, parents and several relatives you have never met in your life have befriended you on facebook
[x] you have clicked 'agree' in response to the above

X's so far: 4

And I thought I was 'ABCD'... hahahaha

i'm not Indian.

lol im 48% desi :)