How Indian are you? -well I am not indian at all, but my grandparents were born there....so maybe I my genes are a bit indian lolz
[] you were born in India
[] both your parents are Indian
[] your parents expect your spouse to be an indian
[x] your career choices are narrowed down to doctor lawer and/or architect
[] you have one sibling
[ ] your aunt, uncle, parents and several relatives you have never met in your life have befriended you on facebook
[ ] you have clicked 'agree' in response to the above
X's so far: 1
[ ] You have dhaal at least once a day
[ ] Your mother at this very moment is under the unfortunate impression that you are doing homework
[x] You have black hair
[] You are a veggie
[]Zee TV is (at least one of) your favorite channel(s)
[ ] your mom has made you recently listen to 96.3FM
[ ] your mom and you both have watched the latest Shahrukh Khan movie
X's so far: 2
[ ] your mom has a circle of indian friends with indian children, separate from your normal ones
[ ] you speak in violent hinglish with the above
[ ] you have a tendency to resent Britian's existance
[x] more than half your wardrobe is salwars, churidars, patiallas/kurtas,sherwanis
[] a cricket ball has the power to obtain and control your full undivided attention
[] you are aware of and/or have visited BharatMatrimonials.com
[] your middle name is your father's first name
X's so far: 3
[] you are a proud member of Sports-India.com
[] you have bookmarked Cricinfo.com on your computer
[x] neither of your parents could care less about phys ed, as long as your academic grades are intact
[] if you are hindu, you go to the temple at least once a week
[x] if you are muslim you perform namaaz five times a day
[] you have no issues with either of the above
[] you do, however, have issues with the bombings of the Indian Embassy in Kabul and the 26/11 Taj and Oberai hotel
bombings in Mumbai, both of which were very likely executed by Pakistanis.
[] you own a Nokia phone
[ ] this phone at least once has displayed something Desi as its wallpaper
[x] you are familiar with the term 'Desi'
X's so far: 6
[x] your iPod is teeming with Bollywood
[ ] you could bite into a red chili and honestly enjoy it
[ ] you are a fan of and are infuriated at the fact that Thumbs Up is not sold beyond Indian borders
[ ] you use the word 'arre' or 'accha' at least twice a day
[] your non-indian friends have picked up on hindi words like 'yaar' or 'blah blah blah, NA?'
[ ] you have Bollywood posters in your room
[x] you have never called an elder by only their first name, you instead add or use alone 'auntie' or 'uncle'
[ ] you have read A Suitable Boy
[ ] you play an instrument
[ ] you are able to play a bollywood song on the above instrument
X's so far: 8
[] your fridge has at least one Haldiram's box in it
[] your mother claims you were born as fair as the moon, but you have lately begun to doubt it
[ ] you own a Bose sound system
[ ] you use fans whenever possible as opposed to aircon
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] regardless of whether you are buddhist or not you have a buddha
statue in your living room (not living room, and its VERY small)
[x] you know what pani puri is
[] you are unable to handle chopsticks
[x] your tv remote is covered in plastic (
LOL how do you know???!)[] you are genuinely afraid of Indian Gossip
X's so far: 10
Multiply by 2: 20
I'm 20% Indian (but you can also say that I am 20% desi, as all the things I crossed are also done by pakistanis!😳)
bombings in Mumbai, both of which were very likely executed by Pakistanis.
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