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Posted: 21 March 2009 at 3:39pm | IP Logged
How Indian are you?

[ ] you were born in India
[x] both your parents are Indian
[x] your parents expect your spouse to be an indian
[x] your career choices are narrowed down to doctor lawer and/or architect
[x] you have one sibling
[ ] your aunt, uncle, parents and several relatives you have never met in your life have befriended you on facebook
[ ] you have clicked 'agree' in response to the above

X's so far: 4

[ ] You have dhaal at least once a day
[ ] Your mother at this very moment is under the unfortunate impression that you are doing homework
[x] You have black hair
[x] You are a veggie
[x]Zee TV is (at least one of) your favorite channel(s)
[ ] your mom has made you recently listen to 96.3FM
[ ] your mom and you both have watched the latest Shahrukh Khan movie

X's so far: 7

[ ] your mom has a circle of indian friends with indian children, separate from your normal ones
[ ] you speak in violent hinglish with the above
[ ] you have a tendency to resent Britian's existance
[ ] more than half your wardrobe is salwars, churidars, patiallas/kurtas,sherwanis
[] a cricket ball has the power to obtain and control your full undivided attention
[] you are aware of and/or have visited BharatMatrimonials.com
[x] your middle name is your father's first name

X's so far: 8

[] you are a proud member of Sports-India.com
[] you have bookmarked Cricinfo.com on your computer
[x] neither of your parents could care less about phys ed, as long as your academic grades are intact
[] if you are hindu, you go to the temple at least once a week
[] if you are muslim you perform namaaz five times a day
[x] you have no issues with either of the above
[x] you do, however, have issues with the bombings of the Indian Embassy in Kabul and the 26/11 Taj and Oberai hotel bombings in Mumbai, both of which were very likely executed by Pakistanis.
[x] you own a Nokia phone
[ ] this phone at least once has displayed something Desi as its wallpaper
[x] you are familiar with the term 'Desi'

X's so far: 13

[x] your iPod is teeming with Bollywood
[ ] you could bite into a red chili and honestly enjoy it
[ ] you are a fan of and are infuriated at the fact that Thumbs Up is not sold beyond Indian borders
[ ] you use the word 'arre' or 'accha' at least twice a day
[x] your non-indian friends have picked up on hindi words like 'yaar' or 'blah blah blah, NA?'
[ ] you have Bollywood posters in your room
[x] you have never called an elder by only their first name, you instead add or use alone 'auntie' or 'uncle'
[ ] you have read A Suitable Boy
[ ] you play an instrument
[ ] you are able to play a bollywood song on the above instrument

X's so far: 16

[x] your fridge has at least one Haldiram's box in it
[x] your mother claims you were born as fair as the moon, but you have lately begun to doubt it
[ ] you own a Bose sound system
[ ] you use fans whenever possible as opposed to aircon
[ ] regardless of whether you are buddhist or not you have a buddha statue in your living room (not living room, and its VERY small)
[x] you know what pani puri is
[x] you are unable to handle chopsticks
[] your tv remote is covered in plastic
[x] you are genuinely afraid of Indian Gossip
 
X's so far: 21
 
Multiply by 2: 42%
 
 
I'm 42% Indian
mannnn I feel like an 'ABCD' right noww :P


Edited by snowflake0555 - 21 March 2009 at 9:08pm

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Posted: 21 March 2009 at 3:46pm | IP Logged

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Edited by iiHEARTyu-x0 - 22 October 2009 at 4:47pm
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Posted: 21 March 2009 at 4:21pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by cutiex0

How Indian are you?

[ ] you were born in India
[x] both your parents are Indian
[x] your parents expect your spouse to be an indian
[ ] your career choices are narrowed down to doctor lawer and/or architect
[x] you have one sibling
[ ] your aunt, uncle, parents and several relatives you have never met in your life have befriended you on facebook
[ ] you have clicked 'agree' in response to the above



anam u have two siblings. ROFL
like even i know that. LOL

wow man, great going. LOLLOLLOL
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Posted: 21 March 2009 at 4:43pm | IP Logged
^^wait what im confused
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Posted: 21 March 2009 at 4:43pm | IP Logged
oh i thought it meant that you have ATLEAST one sibling lol
cuz indians have a lota kids
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Posted: 21 March 2009 at 4:48pm | IP Logged
^it's still hilarious tho. LOL
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Posted: 21 March 2009 at 4:57pm | IP Logged
^^well YOU have ONE sibling!
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Posted: 21 March 2009 at 4:58pm | IP Logged
^ So?! LOL

What does that have to do with this? :S LOL.

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