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Posted: 07 September 2004 at 2:42am | IP Logged

 ** If the Titanic was made in India
                   1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
                   2. There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white dress,
                   singing in the rain.
                   3. By the end of the movie hero would find his long lost mom,
                   dad, sister, brother.
                   4. It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three
intervals
                   5. The movie would be called "Pyaar Kiya To Marna Kya".
                   6. The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will
                   float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain
                   will drown in the first drops of water.
                   7. The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach a
                   lesson to the hero.
                   8. None of the people would float for long because of the
                   saris.
                   9. The orchestra would play Jai Santoshi Maa and ring Gantees,
                   and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to
                   another ship.
                   10.And can you imagine how many times we would hear
                   "BACHAOOOO!!!"?

 

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KK_lassi Senior Member
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Posted: 07 September 2004 at 4:38am | IP Logged
He He Chocolate  , this is very funny!LOL LOL
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Posted: 08 September 2004 at 12:42am | IP Logged

Absolutely RIGHT!!!!!!!!!

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kaleidoscope Goldie
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Posted: 08 September 2004 at 1:11am | IP Logged
Thanks guys Wink
kanchi Goldie
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Posted: 08 September 2004 at 1:36am | IP Logged
LOL really funny Choc.
flora Senior Member
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Posted: 10 September 2004 at 10:20am | IP Logged
LOL very true
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Posted: 10 September 2004 at 5:13pm | IP Logged
nice one choc.. typical indian thing
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Posted: 12 September 2004 at 3:14am | IP Logged
Thanks guys. if anyone wanna add something to this one is warmly welcome
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