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Posted: 22 January 2005 at 4:22am | IP Logged
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully eats.
 
After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times.
 
The ninth time the bus driver asks the little old lady why they do not eat the almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth. They are not able to chew them.
 
"Why do you buy them then?" He asks puzzled.
 
The old lady answers, "Well, we just love the chocolate around them."

bas02 Goldie
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Posted: 22 January 2005 at 7:59am | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 22 January 2005 at 11:21am | IP Logged
lol LOL
sweetyvk Senior Member
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Posted: 22 January 2005 at 11:36am | IP Logged
Dead........yet funny LOL
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Posted: 22 January 2005 at 1:57pm | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 22 January 2005 at 2:12pm | IP Logged
omg...eww....but still funny lol!LOL
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DeadLOL
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Posted: 22 January 2005 at 3:19pm | IP Logged
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