CKs By Patraj

Flight PAR 172 .........cont.

Roja: Nan ipo yenge iruken.... Ah thalai suthukirathe...AAAnantham.........ACD..........Abhi......... ...Shanti..........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Pat: Ena intha ponnu Anantham pathiye polumbura. Ava munjilla intha hot towel pothu ore amuthu amutha epadi... adangiruva illa?

(Kam's is hearing Pat's pulambal and decides her own action)

Kams: Pat, hot towel elam velaiku agathu. Yennaku oru idea. Cocktail glass ulla konjum sleeping pills pottu kalaki kudutal epadi......?

Pat : Nalla soninga Kams nane antha cocktail la seithu konduvaren. Konjum porungal. Apadiya namakum Coctail konduvaren seriya.

Pat brings three glasses of cocktail but one is mixed with sleeping pills. She hand over two glasses to Kams saying the one one the left hand is with sleeping pills and the right is for her. She leaves as she hears Atina calling for her.

Kams: Intha Roja itha kudichitu nee nimathiya toongu. Then Kams drinks her cocktail. After a few minutes...

Atina: Pat, inga vangalen, Kams mayakkam pottu vilunthutha. Yenna nu theriyale. Intha Roja parunge, Kam's katha kadike pakra!

Pat: Adi pavi nan than sonene, left glass is for Roja, Oh Oh I forgot to tell her which right (hers or mine).

Roja: Looks at Kams and tries to put her mouth near Kams ears and tries to bite it. Atima and Pat quickly remove Kams from there and goes into hiding.

Dr. arrives and Roja is once again sedated................ and the other passengers are once again relieved.

Flight PAR 172 continues to fly to its unknown destination.

Flight Par 172 getting ready to land for refueling.

Captain Atina has returned to the cockpit. The rest have scrambled away seeing Roja has freed herself from chains. Dr. Swash once again successful sedates Roja much to everyones relief: At the airport……………………….
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Captain Atina : Everyone take a seat and put on your seat belts, we are about to land
     
Kams : Pat, Plane stop pane odane, nambe erangi suthi parkalama, jali! jali!
.
Pat: Ada asaiya paru, asa, thosai, masal vadai

The flight has refueled and some new passenger come aboard! Kams and Pat excited because they see their friend Jigglypuff, Madhu and Suram!

Kams & Pat: Aiya, JP, Madhu, Suram, welcome! (In whisper) Roja is sedated, don't mentioned the word "Serial". Aparum avalovuthan………

JP: Don't worry, I won't. I am busy thinking about my fanfic and I got an idea…Thinking of bringing Abhirami into the picture. Apo thane " Avangale Suma vidamathen" dialogue continue panallam!
     
Madhu: Amam nanum konjum ACD-Priya fanfic pathi yosikanum. Intha JP vera, Prajin-Meera va serkanum nu sollarange. Avangale yenge soruvarthu nu theriyale.
     
Suram is watching everyone without a word. She is serious in her thoughts about how to get everyone into her LOLLU SABHA.

Suddenly….. Ah…..ACD…………Priya………….Meera……….Prajin………Abhirami…..

Every one turns around and is stunned to see Roja there with eyes rolling and muttering the names over and over again


Edited by patraj - 12 January 2007 at 9:14pm

After swimming in the sea, everyone gathers around on the beach. Captain Atina suggests they play a game.

Captain Atina: How about Pattu ku Pattu?

Everyone : Okay, sounds interesting.

Kams: Me first! Me first! 
            Kadalorum vangiya katru, puthithaga      irunthathu netru, 
            Katha kathapa …

Roja :   Partha nyabagam illai yo, paruva nadagam solavo,
             Valntha kalangal

Giri:     Galla Galla ragathile thamo thamo thalalthila,
              sathangal poduvatu gangai aka, inthe sangitham……..

Dasa:    Ammadi ponnuku thanga manasu, ponguthu intha manasu,
              Kannuku nuuru vayasu ava solluku yenna…………

Madhu: (Rojava parthu) Nallam thanna, Nallam thana,
                Udallum ullamum nallam thana…………………

Simi:      (Looking at everyone) Nan oru muthalluga, Nan oru muthallunga,
                Romba nalla padichavanga, nallu peru sonan………

Pat :       Nan yaar, Nan yaar, Nan Yaar, 
               Nallum therinthavar, Yaar Yaar

Leena:    Yaar Adthu Yaar Adhu Thangamma,         
                Perathu Perathu Selvamaa......1, 2, 3............

Dr. Swash: Ada kadavule, Rojave epadiyo MSS le iruntu kapathithen, anna ipo ellarukum cinema paithiyam illa pidichurukku.

(She collapses from shock and everyone gathers around her totally confused).
THODARUM……….

Edited by patraj - 17 January 2007 at 12:40pm

Elorum jagarthai, Roja vukku thirumbavum MSS vanthuduchi. Yellam Kams oda vellai thaan. Avanga Training kelamrathuku munale nama ellorayun Roja kitta mathivitu tange.

Athan epa pathallum ACD, ACD nu solliye Rojava thirumbavum MSS le thalitanga. JOOT vanga alarum odiralam..............

Swash : Inga parunga Kam's oda mask yengika iruku!

All the rest: Ada kadavule??????????????????????

Atina: Ithu yenna sothanai, intha Kams ponna yepadi kapatharthu. Pat antha tooka marunthu neenga thane vachirukinga, kodunga ipadi.

Pat : Yenaku or idea - intha tooka maruntha intha dart la pothu, nama Roja va shoot panalam. aparum avanga doink! toongkiduvanga. Kams a kapathidalam.

Both Atina and Pat get ready to shoot the dart.

Atina aims and one.......two..........three.... shoot.

Antha neram parthu Dasa kuruke vanthu, antha dart avar mel pathu doink...........

Pat: Ayo Atina! Aal mariduchu! 

Atina: Ha! Ada pavi nee yetharku ipo kuruka vanthe?
Puts her hand on her head and drops.

Edited by patraj - 26 January 2007 at 7:56am

At the IF Lounge:

Everyone is getting ready to flee from Roja…

Roja: Veerasamy, Priyan, Perumalsamy, murder, ACD ...

Pat looks around for Atina. Kams hides behind the couch and peeps.

Giri : Atina, Pat yethavathu seyingalen

Pat turns on the CD player by accident and the song from Mathurai …. Pacha Molagai comes on.   

Roja hearing the song, freezes, and to everyone's shock starts singing Pal palum unakuthan, koya palum unakuthan and dances franctically.

Dasa walks in and Roja seeing him pulls him and forces him to dance.

Dasa: Muruga Kapathu, Kantha Kapathu ...

Madhu: Ayo ithu yenna puthu perchanai………..and faints.

Edited by patraj - 29 January 2007 at 8:58am

At the IF Lounge, Pat as usual was just minding her own business and going on with her correspondence law course, when she saw the picture of Leena and her sister priya. She fell in love with Leena's smile. She decided to do something about it immediately.

Pat : Ellorum konjum intha announcement gavanikavum.. I have taken it upon myself to bestowe upon Leena the title "IF PUNAGAI ARASI"! Yaravathu object pannringala?

Suddenly, Roja gets up and starts dancing around and the rest of them follows suit.

Roja: Nan Serial Syndrome Arasi!

Giri: Nan Poo Sutral Arasi!

Dasa: Nan IF Criket Arasan!

Udane oru periya sattam: Nirutunggal! (Ellorum tirumbi parthargal...)

Ange Atina: Neengalam yennai maranthu vitirgal. Nan thaan yellathukum Captain. Atanal yenaku kudukavendum "IF CHAKRAVARTHINI" pattam.

Pat is astonished at the response and is worried that she might have started some kind of contest here.

Meli walks in and sees the commotion: Inge enna nadakirathu?

Pat : Onum illai Meli, Dasa cricket ade, Roja serial syndromla muluga, Giri poo sutre, Atina athigaram pana, itha lam parthu Leena sirika, nan Leenavukku "IF PUNAGAI ARASI" pattam koduthuten! (Apa muchivanguthe!)

Meli: Aparum enna, oru pattam allipu vila nadathida vediadhuthan!

Pat : Seri nan atharkelam ethavathu law irukiratha yenru parkiren.

Meli: Ada kadavule.........intha perchanai yepo than mudiyumo!

(Sits down with hands on her head)




Edited by patraj - 12 February 2007 at 12:09pm

Pat is delirious on receiving the bouquet of flowers with a hummingbird in it from Uma. She is dancing and singing.

Pat : Alagana Ponnunan Atharkettha poo chendu thaan.
      Yengite iruppathalam intha poo chendu thaan!

Roja and is watching her.   

Giri walks in and sees Roja and asks...........

Giri : Punai kutty , nee yenga ponai?

Roja : Nan London poi raniyai santhithen.

Giri : Punai Kutti nee ange yenna seithai?

Roja : Ange ituntha 5 elli yai kondren?(Thinks about
        Anjali).

Pat turns around and asks both giri and Roja what they are talking about and they tell her about London, punai kutty and 5 elli.

Pat asks Roja : Yepadi London pone?

Roja : Yen ungalluku theriyatha. Ipoh tham Uma vum
        Atina vum road, freeway and highway lam
        pothutangale! Romba easy.

Pat scratches her head. She doesn't know about the construction company formed by Atina and Uma.

Pat : Road, highway construction na enna? Intha tar,
       athan karuppa irruku me, aparum kallu, cement
       pothu, oru periya roller mari irukkume, athallam
       use panni amuthuvangale. Athaa?

Roja & Giri : Ayo, ithu enna sothanai, intha Pat,
                Kasthuri, Muhurtham serialla parthu,
                parthu buthi epadi pethalichu poche!

They run out calling for Atina and the rest for help.

Roja & Giri  :  Ellorum inge vangalen, Pat ku enumo ayiduchu!

Pat : ?????????????????????????????????????

       

Edited by patraj - 16 February 2007 at 9:27am

After reading Swash's report on Kolangal and Tholz, everyone at IF are enraged. The rush to Atina's closet and ransack it.

Pat : Intha kairu and molagai podi is mine.
Dasa : Intha bow and arrow is mine.
Giri & Roja: This dagger and sword is mine
Meli: Intha Ashirvadh milagai podi packet is mine.

They all then march to the studio where Kolangal is being shot and find Thols giving orders to the cast. They get hold of him and Pat with her rope tie him up around a pillar.

Dasa points his bow and arrow towards Thols and threatens to shoot him.

Giri and Roja comes in with their daggers. Suddenly everyone hears a music being played. The song:

     Unnai vida matten , Unai vida matten (from Ali Baba and 40 theives)

Everyone turns around and see both Roja and Giri dressed as Arabian belly dancers and dancing around Tholzs and pointing the dagger at him with a vicious smile.

Not wanting to be missed out, Meli comes in with her molagai podi and starts ripping it off to throw at Thols but fortunately for him, Abhi comes in between and takes the hit.

Everyone is sneezing and the situation gets out of control. Atina who hears about this rushes to help ease the situation. She calls Kanthu to bring the thani lorry to the sets of Kolangal.

Kanthu: Atina Mamungo, neenga solli nan seyama irupenna, itho oru nodiyil konduvaren nunggo.

The thanni lorry arrives and water is splashed on everyone. Dasa, happy with all the distraction, aims the bow and arrow at Giri and Roja.

Dasa: Aha this is my chance, Giri/Roja both of you are in for it!

He shoots and lo behold! Atina the captain walks up right at that moment and gets hit. Dasa could not believe his eyes, Giri and Roja escaped!

Dasa:      I will get you both, he makes a promise to himself and rushes off to help Atina.

Giri and Roja oblivious to Dasa's attempt continue to dance happily in their belly dancers outfit.


Edited by patraj - 26 February 2007 at 9:44am