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Posted: 09 January 2010 at 10:08pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Cardenia

**Kids Are Quick **
 
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:      Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:       Maria.

 
TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.


TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that

 we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!

 
TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

   
TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.

Did you copy his?
CLYDE :      No, sir.  It's the same dog.


TEACHER:     Erven, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

 people are no longer interested?
ERVEN:       A teacher
 
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Every single one is hillirious ROFL

just goes to show how funny and quick n witty kids are LOL

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Thnx dear ...glad u like them :)
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Very funny collection!!
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Posted: 06 February 2010 at 5:41am | IP Logged
wow s otrue and hilarious ones quock witted kidsLOL
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hahaha good oness
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Thank you guys :) :) ...Im glad u all like them
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LOL...kids....!!

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