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KK_lassi Senior Member
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Joined: 31 May 2004
Posts: 933

Posted: 06 September 2004 at 4:52am | IP Logged
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
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Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan

Jai jawan jai kisan
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Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder

Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?
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Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?

Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?

So? What's the big deal?
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Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar........

Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
(tihathar is on leave)
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....

Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....

Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
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Door se dekha to Patthar dikhta tha.....

Dooor se dekha... to Pattharr dikhtaa thaa.....

Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthar hi thaa...
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Door se dekha to sher tha

Door se dekha to sher tha

Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...
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Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha

Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha

Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...
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* LITTLE SENSE SERIES *


Khudi ko kar buland itnaa....

Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....

aur khuda tumse puche....

'Abe saale ... ab utrega kaise '
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Agar tujh mein himmat hai

To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,

Aur agar nahin, to mere paas baeth,
Do ghoont maar,

Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh
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* PYAAR MEIN DHOKHA SERIES *


Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi

meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
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Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,

tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;

kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
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Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..

Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...

Dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim...

Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...
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Before Marriage :

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

tajmahal banana chahata hoon

lekin mumtaz nahi milti

After Marriage :

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

tajmahal banana chahata hoon

lekin mumtaz nahi marti
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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi mein, badi joshh ke

sath !

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi mein, badi shhor ke

sath !

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !

Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

Morgoth IF-Rockerz
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Joined: 01 June 2004
Posts: 6831

Posted: 06 September 2004 at 5:09am | IP Logged
I love the "Door Se Dekha" ones! LOL
kaleidoscope Goldie
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Posts: 3547

Posted: 06 September 2004 at 5:23am | IP Logged
All of them are very nice KK LOL
mirror Newbie
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Joined: 17 August 2004
Posts: 25

Posted: 08 September 2004 at 12:39am | IP Logged

awesome..

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preet_86 Newbie
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Joined: 06 October 2004
Posts: 45

Posted: 01 November 2004 at 6:35pm | IP Logged
really nice!LOL
kanchi Goldie
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Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 1645

Posted: 03 November 2004 at 1:46am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOLvery good oneLOL
Minnie IF-Rockerz
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Posts: 8633

Posted: 03 November 2004 at 2:22pm | IP Logged
LOL   Fantastic!!!!!!!!
anitha.b IF-Dazzler
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Posts: 3509

Posted: 16 November 2004 at 3:05pm | IP Logged

good one kk...

here is one more from me....

door se dekha to ram pyari aa rahi thi

door se dekha to ram pyari aa rahi thi

paas akar dekha to uski amma aa rahi thi...

 

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