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Jem4Himesh IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 20 January 2005 at 5:06am | IP Logged


I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.

It appears to affect those

who were born prior to 1950.


Symptoms:

1. Causes you to

 send the same e-mail twice.

2. Causes you to

send a blank e-mail.

3. Causes you to

send e-mail to the wrong person.

4. Causes you to

 send it back to the person who sent it to you.

5. Causes you to

forget to attach the attachment.

6. Causes you to

 hit "SEND" before you've finished.

7. Causes you to

 hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."

8. Causes you to

hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."

IT IS CALLED

THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

LOLLOLLOL

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Posted: 20 January 2005 at 7:46pm | IP Logged
sorry but what's C-NILEConfused
*~sheena*~ Senior Member
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Posted: 20 January 2005 at 8:36pm | IP Logged
lolz yeah??
Jem4Himesh IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 21 January 2005 at 5:11am | IP Logged

C-Nile is basically the same as senile!! You know what old people say 'im going senile' e.g. their losing their memory........

Hope that helps!

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Posted: 23 January 2005 at 6:20pm | IP Logged
oh...nice one
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Posted: 23 January 2005 at 11:31pm | IP Logged
LOL that was too good, jem!!
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Posted: 24 January 2005 at 5:05am | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL
Jem4Himesh IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 24 January 2005 at 7:43am | IP Logged

Im glad y'all liked it!!

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