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1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

mahn786ch Senior Member
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Maheen,you will live on in our hearts
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Posted: 21 January 2005 at 8:49am | IP Logged
LOL I hope the last one is not  true! Smile
witty Newbie
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Posted: 22 January 2005 at 11:30pm | IP Logged

Heres one more,

Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before Marriage

cowz_lover Senior Member
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Posted: 23 January 2005 at 3:37pm | IP Logged
LOLnice one wittyLOL
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Posted: 23 January 2005 at 5:45pm | IP Logged
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