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sunidhifan4evr Goldie
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Posted: 08 January 2009 at 11:28am | IP Logged
Do You Hate Your Job?


When you have an "I Hate My Job " day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home :

Lock your doors
Draw the curtains
Disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable pajamas and sit in your favorite chair.
Carefully open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins:

Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice, in small print , there is a statement.

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so thankful that I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A GLORIOUS DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!

 

Anita* Goldie
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Posted: 08 January 2009 at 12:18pm | IP Logged
lol i lovee my job Tongue
AsliiGuy IF-Dazzler
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Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 2718

Posted: 08 January 2009 at 2:23pm | IP Logged
haha...I love my job..seeing the world while getting paid is awesome!
burgerchaap IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 08 January 2009 at 3:37pm | IP Logged

Don't have one for the moment.

 

Sanjana92 Senior Member
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Posted: 08 January 2009 at 4:20pm | IP Logged
I dont have any job for now, except studying LOL
-Akanksha- Goldie
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Posted: 08 January 2009 at 10:31pm | IP Logged
ew ahah... don't have a job yet
wezyus IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 09 January 2009 at 5:50am | IP Logged
i love my job n r happy with it..thnsk GOD

AashiQ_ IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 09 January 2009 at 8:14am | IP Logged
i dont have a job...

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