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sunidhifan4evr

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sunidhifan4evr

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Posted: 08 January 2009 at 11:28am | IP Logged
Do You Hate Your Job?


When you have an "I Hate My Job " day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home :

Lock your doors
Draw the curtains
Disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable pajamas and sit in your favorite chair.
Carefully open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins:

Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice, in small print , there is a statement.

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so thankful that I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A GLORIOUS DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!

 

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Anita*

Goldie

Anita*

Joined: 27 October 2008

Posts: 2272

Posted: 08 January 2009 at 12:18pm | IP Logged
lol i lovee my job Tongue

AsliiGuy

IF-Dazzler

AsliiGuy

Joined: 23 May 2008

Posts: 2718

Posted: 08 January 2009 at 2:23pm | IP Logged
haha...I love my job..seeing the world while getting paid is awesome!

burgerchaap

IF-Sizzlerz

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Joined: 25 June 2005

Posts: 13463

Posted: 08 January 2009 at 3:37pm | IP Logged

Don't have one for the moment.

 

Sanjana92

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Sanjana92

Joined: 02 September 2008

Posts: 894

Posted: 08 January 2009 at 4:20pm | IP Logged
I dont have any job for now, except studying LOL

-Akanksha-

Goldie

-Akanksha-

Joined: 15 May 2008

Posts: 1348

Posted: 08 January 2009 at 10:31pm | IP Logged
ew ahah... don't have a job yet

wezyus

IF-Rockerz

wezyus

Joined: 11 April 2006

Posts: 6681

Posted: 09 January 2009 at 5:50am | IP Logged
i love my job n r happy with it..thnsk GOD

AashiQ_

IF-Dazzler

AashiQ_

Joined: 27 September 2006

Posts: 4803

Posted: 09 January 2009 at 8:14am | IP Logged
i dont have a job...

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