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Posted: 19 January 2005 at 6:15am | IP Logged

From the Prime Minister's Office  to the People of India

A Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money  of Rs.1 crore.
The questions are as follows:

1) How long was  the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In  which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University  students

3) In which  month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public

4)Which of  these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards

5)The Canary  Islands, in  the Pacific  Ocean, has its name  based
onwhich animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B)  KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our  Sardar's replies,
Then please check the answers below:
1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from  1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in  November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In  1936 he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA  which means
islands of the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb  one....Don't  ever laugh at a Sardar again
On behalf of,Manmohan Singh,  PM, India

LOLLOLLOL

Singh23 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 19 January 2005 at 2:30pm | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 19 January 2005 at 3:44pm | IP Logged
Good oneSmile
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Posted: 20 January 2005 at 11:09pm | IP Logged
lolz nice! LOL
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Posted: 20 January 2005 at 11:09pm | IP Logged
lolz nice! thatz a cute joke!LOL
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Posted: 21 January 2005 at 7:42am | IP Logged
Good one! LOL LOL LOL 
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Posted: 23 January 2005 at 6:22pm | IP Logged
good one... LOL
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