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Top 20 Oxymorons (Contradictory Words)

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Posted: 19 January 2005 at 5:46am | IP Logged

20. Government Organization

19. Alone Together

18. Personal Computer

17. Silent Scream

16. Living Dead

15. Same Difference

14. Taped Live

13. Plastic Glasses

12. Tight Slacks

11. Peace Force

10. Pretty Ugly

9. Daily special

8. Working Vacation

7. Tax Return

6. Virtual Reality

5. Dodge Ram

4. Work Party

3. Jumbo Shrimp

2. Healthy Tan

1. Microsoft Works

Singh23 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 19 January 2005 at 2:33pm | IP Logged
LOL
sweetyvk Senior Member
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Posted: 19 January 2005 at 2:35pm | IP Logged

LOL....weird

I just remembered something, in english class, the teacher was asking the class what is oxymoron.  someone reaised his hand and said that he doens't know what oxymoron is but he knows what oxy clean is.  GOD.......what a stupid. LOL

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Posted: 19 January 2005 at 8:30pm | IP Logged
LOL sai!  Here's a couple more i've heard:

--military intelligence

--freezer burn
sai14 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 20 January 2005 at 5:48am | IP Logged
Originally posted by sweetyvk

LOL....weird


I just remembered something, in english class, the teacher was asking the class what is oxymoron. someone reaised his hand and said that he doens't know what oxymoron is but he knows what oxy clean is. GOD.......what a stupid. LOL



lol sweetyvk LOL LOL LOL

Originally posted by anjali308

LOL sai! Here's a couple more i've heard:

--military intelligence

--freezer burn



Military intelligence   LOL LOL LOL lol anju!

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LOL you guys are funny!LOL
bas02 Goldie
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LOL how about FRIENDLY FIRE?

Edited by bas02 - 22 January 2005 at 2:27pm
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LOL

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