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Khaya

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Posted: 21 November 2008 at 11:28am | IP Logged

Teacher:
such or veham mae kia ferk hai?

student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo such hai

lakin

Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..

******

aik Pagal American se:
Tum japenz ho na???
American: NAhi me American ho....

Pagal: NAhi tum Japnez ho???
American: NAhi me American ho...

Pagal: Nahi tum Japnez ho
American: Han Han me Japnez ho...

Pagal: Magr tum lagtye to American ho..

******

Ek baar ek chor pehlwan ke ghar chori karne jata hai.
Pehlwan ki moti biwi usse pakad leti hai aur peet peet kar uske uper baithh jati hai.

Biwi naukar se: "Ja police ko bula kar la.

"Naukar: "Malkin chappal kho gya hai,itne me chor chillaya:

"Saale meri le ja par jaldi bula kar la."

******

Doctor ne admi se pucha …
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?

Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

******

Two men searching 4 their lost wives,

1st: how ur wife look like?

2nd: Beautiful,
Fair,
Tall
Blue eyes.
What about urs?

1st: meri wali noo maar goli,
chal teri labiye.

******

Engineer interview dene gaya
BOSS:aap salary kitni chahte he?

ENGR:1 lakh/month
BOSS:hum aapko 5 lakh denge

ENGR:kyu mazak karte he sir
BOSS:SHURUAT KIS NE KI?

******

Teacher: Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye har aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye.

Student: har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere baap ke character ka kya hoga?

******

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

******

Bahoo k 1st & 2nd affair per sussar ne mara,
3rd & 4th per husband ne mara,
MAGAR SAAS CHUP RAHI KYON?
....
Kyonke saas b kabhi bahoo thi..

******

Angry Pagal : Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga.

Dusra Pagal standing besides said : Mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga

******

Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?

Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.

Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte

******

Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai?

Papa: Yes.

Beta: kis se?

Papa: apki mama se.

Beta: aap to barey hi chalak nikley ghar mai hi chakkar chala liya...

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AsliiGuy

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Posts: 2718

Posted: 24 November 2008 at 11:26am | IP Logged

this was so funny and easy to get i heart them!

i like this one the best;

thx for posting this made my day..This section always makes my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOOOT!

sabm786

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Joined: 15 January 2008

Posts: 8048

Posted: 25 November 2008 at 2:56pm | IP Logged

lol

thanks for sharing

loved the joks especialy da last 1 an a few ovaz

they wer realllllllllly funnnnnnnnny

thanks alot for shrng

keep posting

xxx

Chingaari

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Posts: 5259

Posted: 26 November 2008 at 2:51am | IP Logged

good one

WhiteShades

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Joined: 22 August 2006

Posts: 465

Posted: 27 November 2008 at 12:26pm | IP Logged

looooool its intelligente =)... thanksss

kneeduh2000

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Posts: 1197

Posted: 28 November 2008 at 10:50pm | IP Logged

lol thank for sharing...some of them were really funny

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