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Khaya

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Khaya

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Posted: 21 November 2008 at 11:28am | IP Logged

Teacher:
such or veham mae kia ferk hai?

student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo such hai

lakin

Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..

******

aik Pagal American se:
Tum japenz ho na???
American: NAhi me American ho....

Pagal: NAhi tum Japnez ho???
American: NAhi me American ho...

Pagal: Nahi tum Japnez ho
American: Han Han me Japnez ho...

Pagal: Magr tum lagtye to American ho..

******

Ek baar ek chor pehlwan ke ghar chori karne jata hai.
Pehlwan ki moti biwi usse pakad leti hai aur peet peet kar uske uper baithh jati hai.

Biwi naukar se: "Ja police ko bula kar la.

"Naukar: "Malkin chappal kho gya hai,itne me chor chillaya:

"Saale meri le ja par jaldi bula kar la."

******

Doctor ne admi se pucha
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?

Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

******

Two men searching 4 their lost wives,

1st: how ur wife look like?

2nd: Beautiful,
Fair,
Tall
Blue eyes.
What about urs?

1st: meri wali noo maar goli,
chal teri labiye.
******

Engineer interview dene gaya
BOSS:aap salary kitni chahte he?

ENGR:1 lakh/month
BOSS:hum aapko 5 lakh denge

ENGR:kyu mazak karte he sir
BOSS:SHURUAT KIS NE KI?

******

Teacher: Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye har aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye.

Student: har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere baap ke character ka kya hoga?

******

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

******

Bahoo k 1st & 2nd affair per sussar ne mara,
3rd & 4th per husband ne mara,
MAGAR SAAS CHUP RAHI KYON?
....
Kyonke saas b kabhi bahoo thi..

******

Angry Pagal : Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga.

Dusra Pagal standing besides said : Mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga

******

Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?

Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.

Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte

******

Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai?

Papa: Yes.

Beta: kis se?

Papa: apki mama se.

Beta: aap to barey hi chalak nikley ghar mai hi chakkar chala liya...

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AsliiGuy

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AsliiGuy

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Posted: 24 November 2008 at 11:26am | IP Logged
this was so funny and easy to get i heart them!
 
i like this one the best;
thx for posting this made my day..This section always makes my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOOOT!
 
 
aik Pagal American se:
Tum japenz ho na???
American: NAhi me American ho....

Pagal: NAhi tum Japnez ho???
American: NAhi me American ho...

Pagal: Nahi tum Japnez ho
American: Han Han me Japnez ho...

Pagal: Magr tum lagtye to American ho..

sabm786

IF-Rockerz

sabm786

Joined: 15 January 2008

Posts: 8048

Posted: 25 November 2008 at 2:56pm | IP Logged
lol
thanks for sharing
loved the joks especialy da last 1 an a few ovaz
they wer realllllllllly funnnnnnnnny
thanks alot for shrng
keep posting
 
xxx

Chingaari

IF-Sizzlerz

Chingaari

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Posts: 10845

Posted: 26 November 2008 at 2:51am | IP Logged
good one

WhiteShades

Senior Member

WhiteShades

Joined: 22 August 2006

Posts: 472

Posted: 27 November 2008 at 12:26pm | IP Logged
looooool its intelligente =)... thanksss

kneeduh2000

Goldie

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Posts: 1197

Posted: 28 November 2008 at 10:50pm | IP Logged
lol thank for sharing...some of them were really funny

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