Twilight: Anne Rice meets Harlequin is not my idea of a good plot. But it is quite obvious why the book was such a huge success in the YA market. Meyer gave young girls what Rowling didn't - a fantasy romance their parents would let them read.
The Inheritance of Loss: Good technique, bits and pieces of the book did resonate with me, but did not deserve the Booker Prize.
Satanic Verses: Perhaps I'm too dumb, but I do not understand what Mr. Rushdie is trying to convey through this book.
Wuthering Heights: I have a serious distaste for brooding alpha-male protagonists who bore the heck out of me.