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Posted: 08 November 2008 at 5:22am | IP Logged
Dil ka kaha ek kam kardo
pyari si muskan mere nam kar do
aaj dunia pe ek ehsaan kar do
ghar se naha ke niklo aur sari colony ko hairan kar do! ********************************************************** ********************************************************** zyada khushi se vajan badh jata hain,
dukhi rehne ka fanda is mamle me bada hit hai,
ham gam khate hain aur aansu peete hain,
tabhi to kitne slim, trim aur fit hain........... ********************************************************** ********************************************************** Husn hai tumare paas, kaliyan kilati ho din raat,
karne ko kuch nai khaas phir bi dikati ho taat baatt,
kitni aasani se keh diya humein duffer,
khud ko toh dekh liya hota miss gujjar. ********************************************************** ********************************************************** AmEriCan 2 SarDAr: hamare mulk me 99% shaadiyan E-MAIL se hoti hain,,
Sardar: Kamaal hai hamaare mulk me 100% shaadiyan female se hoti hain.. ********************************************************** **********************************************************

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Posted: 26 February 2009 at 11:15pm | IP Logged
nice and funny

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Posted: 27 February 2009 at 11:09am | IP Logged

ROFL they are funny, if u have time the cud u pls add more

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Posted: 06 March 2009 at 11:46pm | IP Logged
*What is the difference between Saali Wife*
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE
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Arz Kiya Hai:
Aaj Kal Aapke Sms Aana Band Hai,
Aajkal Aapke Sms Aana Bandh Hai,
Khafa Ho Humse Ya Balance Kam Hai!!!
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Ye Badal Ye Bijli Sirf Aapke Liye Hai,
Ye MausaM Ye Hawa Sirf Aapke Liye Hai,
6 Mahine Bet Gaye Aapko Nahaye Hue,
Ye Barish Sirf Aapke Liye Hai…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WANTED - DEAD OR ALIVE 
duniya se duur teri tasavir
Central Jail me laga rakkhi hai
duniya se duur teri tasavir
Central Jail me laga rakkhi hai
WANTED - DEAD OR ALIVE ki parchi
tere sar pe chipka rakhi hai
Wah wah.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
i hope you guys will like it...

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Posted: 15 March 2009 at 1:35pm | IP Logged
more please Big smile

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Posted: 19 March 2009 at 8:02am | IP Logged

I can kiss u without even touching u.
Gal: U can't
Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki
Gal: Ok
Santa kisses her lips
Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya
Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs.

 ............ ......... ..................... .......

 Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,
Jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai.
Kaun hai Jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!

 ............ ......... ..................... .......

 Santa: What's the name of ur car?
Banta: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai,
Apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.

............ ........ ..................... .......

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!
Santa: It's a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi
hi.



Edited by shahzia - 19 March 2009 at 8:04am

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Posted: 01 April 2009 at 4:34am | IP Logged
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Posted: 06 April 2009 at 5:06pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by shahzia

Dil ka kaha ek kam kardo
pyari si muskan mere nam kar do
aaj dunia pe ek ehsaan kar do
ghar se naha ke niklo aur sari colony ko hairan kar do! ********************************************************** ********************************************************** zyada khushi se vajan badh jata hain,
dukhi rehne ka fanda is mamle me bada hit hai,
ham gam khate hain aur aansu peete hain,
tabhi to kitne slim, trim aur fit hain........... ********************************************************** ********************************************************** Husn hai tumare paas, kaliyan kilati ho din raat,
karne ko kuch nai khaas phir bi dikati ho taat baatt,
kitni aasani se keh diya humein duffer,
khud ko toh dekh liya hota miss gujjar. ********************************************************** ********************************************************** AmEriCan 2 SarDAr: hamare mulk me 99% shaadiyan E-MAIL se hoti hain,,
Sardar: Kamaal hai hamaare mulk me 100% shaadiyan female se hoti hain.. ********************************************************** **********************************************************
 
excellent poems, i love the first one about taking a shower, its so funny! lolz have you got anymore like that!?

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